"I think he just wanted to save them" "...yea well they all say that don't they" 🤣🤣🤣🥂
@kauaichan11 ай бұрын
That line hit even the blonde tooooo hard 🤣☠️
@NeverKilledHillock9 ай бұрын
Her "They do." as an instant response is sad.
@AnnetteMurphyger6 ай бұрын
Mr Jesus Christ?
@AnnetteMurphyger6 ай бұрын
Jesus is real,, Philomena
@different_stuff4 ай бұрын
@@NeverKilledHillock why
@braydenreese227 Жыл бұрын
She ate when she said “you could say Jesus was the first celebrity victim of cancel culture” really got into character with that one.
@realhorrorshow854711 ай бұрын
Didn't cancel him very well did they?
@Grunchy00511 ай бұрын
He got nailed up for what, blasphemy? Nope! He committed “atheism.” But you’re right, it wasn’t all that big a deal. In fact his “penalty” wasn’t much different than what you could expect for shoplifting.
@realhorrorshow854711 ай бұрын
@@Grunchy005 Preaching a different form of religion from the approved version isn't atheism, it's heresy.
@jeremyserwer258611 ай бұрын
@@Grunchy005 I keep reading your statement of shoplifting as Shapeshifting, how do you feel about that?
@jeremyserwer258611 ай бұрын
@@realhorrorshow8547 Yes definitely here say--nobody can truly tell or know, ya know?
@darthvirgin715711 ай бұрын
3:36 “…now i’m feeling less happy with him….coming down my chimney” the pauses just hit the raunchy meter just right.
@nosuchthing811 ай бұрын
That's from a risqué Xmas song.
@larsjorgan796411 ай бұрын
That`s recycling. Heard that one when I was 10. In 1968.
@different_stuff4 ай бұрын
@@larsjorgan7964 everything should be brand new? Could you even come up with anything truly new this days?
@DesertRat33211 ай бұрын
"He was named after the two words you are most likely to say after hitting your finger with a hammer" 🤣😂🤣😂
@mahlonrhoades450910 ай бұрын
not what I tend to say... but it's a pretty good line anyway
@themark300010 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ that line waw funny!
@moshlyfe7 ай бұрын
That's like my favorite joke anyone has ever written, so brilliant
@martinscrapp71667 ай бұрын
...and even after ~2000 years, people still mock Him. That's why He said to His followers and the Apostles: John 15:18 - _"If the world hates you, you know that it hated Me before it hated you."_ - Jesus ...and yet Jesus took on all your sins, to pay the price each sin, for you, so that you wouldn't have to...because you simply cannot, and so He willingly sacrificed Himself by being crucified, for you. His love for you personally, and the rest of mankind is deeper than we can ever know. John 15:13 - _"Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends"_ - Jesus 1 Corinthians 1:18 - _For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God._ If you want to ignore, reject, or, even ridicule, what Jesus did for you, then that's on you. Galatians 6:7 - _"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap."_ Nobody knows when their time is up - tomorrow is not promised to you. Ecclesiastes 9:12 - ..._no one knows when their hour will come; as fish are caught in a cruel net, or birds are taken in a snare, so people are trapped by evil times that fall unexpectedly upon them._ John 12:35-36 - _"...Walk while you have the light, lest darkness overtake you; he who walks in darkness does not know where he is going. While you have the light, believe in the light, that you may become sons of light"_ - Jesus John 8:12 - Then Jesus spoke to them again, saying, _“I am the light of the world. He who follows Me shall not walk in darkness, but have the light of life.”_ John 8:31 - _“...If you abide in My word, you are My disciples indeed. And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.”_ - Jesus John 3:16-17 - _"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved."_ - Jesus
@SimaoFCunha6 ай бұрын
You can also say what Maria did, "holly fck".
@fazbell11 ай бұрын
Diane Morgan has created a classic character. Cunk rules.
@Argeaux211 ай бұрын
It was Charlie Brooker who created the character.
@davespanksalot841311 ай бұрын
@@Argeaux2iirc I saw them both in an interview and he’d imagined the character with a posh accent, but Morgan did her lines in both a posh accent and her own. And apparently they thought her regular accent was funnier, and went with it. Edit: Here’s the interview- kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4uQZpiFeZpqidUsi=MMPkN9YhkYAWAFrI
@OptimusWombat11 ай бұрын
@@Argeaux2 they should share the credit equally. Brooker created the concept but Diane Morgan brought Cunk to life. Can you imagine anyone else as Cunk?
"They all say that, don't they?". "They do". Brilliant.
@sunsetsam334 ай бұрын
How would she know?
@Ri57490Ай бұрын
@@sunsetsam33how do you know about anything? People telling you about it, reading, research etc.
@sunsetsam33Ай бұрын
@Ri57490 Right. Was an attempt at a joke. How would she know what men say about giving gifts to prostitutes, unless she's, ah, never mind...
@axeman3d11 ай бұрын
A man with a sheet over his head like Scooby Doo is the most believable theory I've heard yet.
@richardrickford302811 ай бұрын
And I would have believed it too. If it wasn't for those pesky kids.
@denisemcdougal644511 ай бұрын
Agreed
@seattlefloyd11 ай бұрын
If I've learned anything from Scooby-Doo, it's that the real monsters are middle aged white men in masks.
@richardrickford302811 ай бұрын
Can't you see how all the clues are fitting together, Shaggy?
@catsinq572611 ай бұрын
It would explain a lot, that's for sure.
@raymonwhite334011 ай бұрын
This series was a damn riot. Her deadpan delivery is just the best.
@spvillanoАй бұрын
Well, were one to wax historic, the real comedy can begin. As in, no singular Jesus, but pretty much a thousand like him preaching similar things at the time, a veritable parade, all mysteriously condensed into one man, whose capital sentence oddly went undocumented in a culture that was anal retentive in documenting everything, to include what was anally retained, when and how.
@DANCEDISCODANCE-n3c13 күн бұрын
I wonder if she will be doing a piss take on the life of Muhammad?.........;-)
@braydenreese227 Жыл бұрын
“Why was he knocking about with these prostitutes” 😂😂😂 I can’t
@AnxiousHank Жыл бұрын
Honestly I was choking on my tea at that part. 😂
@blueabattoir11 ай бұрын
You can laugh all you want but I still need an answer.
@Awibrahor11 ай бұрын
@@blueabattoir The answer is science and reason. 😇
@shaneb31511 ай бұрын
@@AwibrahorIs it ? It's interesting how science explains nature , yet somehow everything came to be , as scientist say , from nothing . How did nothing just evolve so creatively into something ? Was there a different something prior to the universe forming that was not organic or physical , yet existed anyway ... An intelligent universe could only have created all that exists - if there was no form of intelligence building the universe , how did everything just randomly come together to establish complex life forms ? Have a think about it . There is a lot more going on that simply can never be explained by mere humans - we've only just arrived ( in universe time )and yet people mock and ridicule those who came before who witnessed events that seem today by some to be just made up fairy tales .
@BombaLuLu8411 ай бұрын
@@shaneb315So it’s easier to believe what people who lived in the Bronze Age (who didn’t know anything outside of their surroundings) than scientists who over the past thousands of years have done actual research on the topic? Did it “randomly come together “ or was it all an evolutionary process that created the universe? Was it a man in the sky with a long beard and a white robe? I’m going to have to trust the scientists who believe in the big bang theory of the creation of the universe rather than people who have a financial stake in “creationism” (religious organizations). Religious belief in the creation of the universe is simplistic because it was written by people from a simpler time.
@chriswilliams1740 Жыл бұрын
OMG. Had a coughing fit. "..two words you're most likely to shout after hitting your thumb with a hammer"
@tommytomtom55317 ай бұрын
Hammuh
@martinscrapp71667 ай бұрын
Yep - saying those two words as cuss words, means you are playing right into Satan's hands! Why those two words? Does anyone ever stop to think why? Why not, use "Muhammed" as a cuss word, or the name of your mother? When what Jesus did for you was to pay the price for your sins... John 15:13 - _"Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends"_ - Jesus ...and you repay His deepest act of love for you, by using His name as cuss-words.... Galatians 6:7 - _"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap."_
@tommytomtom55317 ай бұрын
@@martinscrapp7166 There ain't no Satan and no Jesus either unless you create one and keep it going. I figured that out in 7th grade. Now be a good little boy and run along.
@tommytomtom55317 ай бұрын
@@martinscrapp7166 How does one "pay the price for one's sins "? What does that word salad even mean ? If you have been "forgiven" then why do you keep begging for forgiveness ? Also there are no commandments against rape or slavery or domestic violence or drug abuse or alcohol abuse or cannibalism or arson or child abuse or counterfeiting or even fixing horse races. Oh you and I might think they are wrong but your god didn't think enough about them to make a commandment forbidding them. Graven images yes but slavery no. Time to start a new religion, eh ?
@AnymMusic6 ай бұрын
@@martinscrapp7166 calm down there officer killjoy
@heatherstubbs664611 ай бұрын
And they do it all with absolutely straight faces! OMG, I just can’t! 😂
@mis4nthr0p311 ай бұрын
Just like mega-church charlatans
@Not_that_Brian_Jones11 ай бұрын
You have to wonder how many takes it took, lol
@heatherstubbs664611 ай бұрын
@@Not_that_Brian_Jones I understand that the experts did, in fact, crack up on occasion. Apparently, they just cut those bits out. 😂
@Not_that_Brian_Jones11 ай бұрын
@@heatherstubbs6646 🤣
@dudanunesbleff10 ай бұрын
It's called acting, I believe. 😂
@kauaichan11 ай бұрын
Omg that last exchange/interview at the end, the “off ya go” had me falling outta my chair 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
@Chris-dm1jeАй бұрын
And the expert deserves credit for playing along so perfectly.
@Chris-ut6eq9 ай бұрын
I always pity the people being interviewed, but they amaze me with their composure at the same time.
@CDale-tc3xz6 ай бұрын
They are in on it, but they don't know what she's going to say or ask so it still gets a lot of them.
@Chris-ut6eq6 ай бұрын
@@CDale-tc3xz I assumed so, but still you know they get these type of questions when being interviewed. Maybe not non-stop, but I do admire how they keep their composure when faced with arrogant ignorance.
@CDale-tc3xz6 ай бұрын
@@Chris-ut6eq Oh yeah, they know what is going on but no idea what she's going to ask or say so get caught out lol. Some of the looks she gets are hysterical
@spudpud-T676 ай бұрын
I'm sure they just put it down to the "cellphone culture".
@KMN-bg3yuАй бұрын
"walking on wine and helping a deaf man see" had me LMAO
@RedEyezXS11 ай бұрын
“Why was he knocking about with these prostitutes” "Well i dont think he knew them very well" "Well, well enough to give them gifts" Caught bro in 4K 🤣
@spanqueluv9er11 ай бұрын
“Caught bro in 4K”? Um… huh??🤷♂️💩🤡🤦♂️
@ZER0--11 ай бұрын
In the bible the words "to know him/her" has a very different meaning to what it means today.
@MiguelQuienComoEl9 ай бұрын
"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts," (2 Peter 3:3) The Scriptures being fulfilled before our eyes.
@VaughanMcCue8 ай бұрын
@@MiguelQuienComoEl That Jesus was walking in his own lust is understandable as he may have been desperate for female 'companions' as most of the text alleges he was with 12 cyclists.
@martinscrapp71667 ай бұрын
@@VaughanMcCue Galatians 6:7 - _"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap."_
@EnkiduIX11 ай бұрын
I saw this lady's name in my feed and was pretty sure it'd end up being a comedy channel... I had no idea just how funny it could be 🤣 First time I've ever subscribed to a channel after only one video
@utenatenjou21396 ай бұрын
I'm not a native English speak, but her stage name sound like a innuendo pun, Fill'in my ...
@mage1over13711 ай бұрын
The lady's face as she's realizing that St Nick was just another John.
@batrbmr11 ай бұрын
We need more cool folks like her coming out and spreading the truth. Very informative and eye opening interview. Thanks 🙏
@raerae642210 ай бұрын
"Mary had to give birth here on the floor like a crack addict" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@HayabusaGladius10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MiguelQuienComoEl9 ай бұрын
"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts," (2 Peter 3:3) The Scriptures being fulfilled before our eyes.
@martinscrapp71667 ай бұрын
@@MiguelQuienComoEl Amen 🙏
@thesubhumancomedy6 ай бұрын
@@MiguelQuienComoEl Like an crack addict.
@szaki6 ай бұрын
Hmm! I didn't know crack addicts gave birth on the floor in cow dung? 😂🤣
@donnewton785811 ай бұрын
Joseph bought that whole "I was impregnated by a ghost" excuse, hook line and sinker...
@Neilhuny11 ай бұрын
A favourite of mine, too!
@jackieking152211 ай бұрын
Surely Mary and Joseph were in on it together. They had to make up the story to excuse their premarital test run.
@MK-lh3xd11 ай бұрын
Or Mary's father was powerful in the society that Joseph feared for his life if he didn't go with this story.
@mis4nthr0p311 ай бұрын
Mary: "I hardly felt a thing" Joseph: "Oh, a little guy!" - Family Guy
@Neilhuny11 ай бұрын
@@mis4nthr0p3 🤣😁🤣 Brilliant! Family Guy is so rude, but very funny - love it
@simongleaden28649 ай бұрын
As a committed and trying-to-be devout Catholic, I must say I find this very funny and not offensive or blasphemous. Philomena (a good name for a Catholic nun BTW) is an absolute gem and Diane Morgan is an extraordinarily good comedy actress.
@VaughanMcCue8 ай бұрын
Could you give up the superstitious stuff? You will feel better for it and save two mornings each year by staying in bed longer.
@jools776 ай бұрын
Ahh, blasphemy, the original words-can-hurt-me snowflake riposte. You don't need to publicly declare your favourite sub-category of supernatural nonsense to find it funny btw 🤦🏻😂
@VaughanMcCue6 ай бұрын
@@jools77 According to the gospel of Saint Flatulence The Windy, the good book says. Here's to a pie in the eye and forsooth my tooth.
@tehMilkboy5 ай бұрын
@@VaughanMcCue you guys are the worst
@VaughanMcCue5 ай бұрын
@@tehMilkboy Krakowurst
@mayit4me5 ай бұрын
"...was born with a yellow circle around his head" Love this...
@fps079 Жыл бұрын
Amazingly good. Entertaining and clever. Thanks for this.
@ScubbyDooks7211 ай бұрын
Pret a Manger = Ready to Trough. Absolute genius.
@spvillanoАй бұрын
Fairly well describes military meal preparation throughout much of recorded history...
@bofpwet95009 ай бұрын
I discovered you today Philomena Cunk, I have been benchwatching you for a couple of hours only, I am now in love and crying non stop cause I laugh too much watching you, what a litteral blessing it is! Like you are an angel that appeared from no where to bring me joy again at last! :D ty so much, you are awesome!
@munyansebastien712723 күн бұрын
Same here: we don't know much about British TV shows in Canada, and I just watched all the Moments of Wonder and more. It's been a long time since I've laughed that much.
@GusMcGuire5 ай бұрын
So many laugh out loud bits there. But seeing Jesus whacking Cunk in the head with a plank certainly wasn't on my Bingo card tonight. 🤣🤣🤣
@josemaria8177 Жыл бұрын
For all the good things people say about Jesus, no one ever explains why he let Paul have a massive car crash. If Paul ever ever sees him again, Jesus is a dead man!
@quokka_1110 ай бұрын
I didn't know her mate Paul was in a car crash. That's really too bad. I don't think Jesus is real then.
@michaelgreen224110 ай бұрын
Need to explain to Paul that's a steering wheel not a halo
@johnjames48346 ай бұрын
yeah hes gonna die and go to... hang on a second
@EllaBella-765 ай бұрын
@josemaria8177 •I made a vicar cry 😭 once in hospital really unwell,I said “Where was the guy when I needed him ,why Is there war why do kids get Cancer “He opted out told me he did not have the answers left the Hospital crying..Hopefully he went back re read the Bible and figured it out ..I have Epilepsy/27 Fractures and a brain injury be 10 years next year my Mum and Dad always taught me to respect other religions all of them but I was seriously unwell -He asked me if I had any questions I was stuck in a bed with a broken back and pelvis I sure did not want anyone sit there and pray for me or offer to cure me I had a spiritual guy say he would cure all my problems that I knew pray for me daily so in order to stop him harassing other people I wrote the longest list I could find -He should still be working on this list alas he decided due to his Religion he was cured of his Epilepsy could ditch the meds 😵💫…Then 3 Days later had a huge seizure he is ok or was but I sincerely hope he doesn’t decide or get persuaded that he can be cured by the power of prayer no offence to anyone but this woman is a legend !Long Live Mandy !Drs Nurses HCA they saved my life not Jesus Christ I did say that quite a bit plus after my brain injury far worse think of standing on a plug 🔌 never swore before I could only say one word ?My First word was “F--/“Apparently it’s common,other people had the same experience..
@sunsetsam334 ай бұрын
I'm more confused about why people worship a god that had his own son tortured and horrifically murdered, claiming he's all loving, but promises to torture us for eternity if we don't love him. Isn't that extortion? How would you feel about a so-called friend who said love me or I'll burn you to death, very very slowly?
@headlessspaceman568111 ай бұрын
The most ironic part of jesus being a carpenter is that he was probably hanging on that cross thinking how much better he could have made one.
@WorthyistheLambRev17 ай бұрын
No. He made the tree too. He was thinking he was dying to save sinners, even ones that would mock Him later! And think it's a joke
@doctorcrafts6 ай бұрын
Boohoo
@spudpud-T676 ай бұрын
@@WorthyistheLambRev1 We all mock until it's weeping and gnashing of teeth. No one's laughing then.
@claudiocontrerasgomez29494 ай бұрын
@@WorthyistheLambRev1 😄😄 Come on, you should charge for that type of jokes xD.
@tywinlannister22084 ай бұрын
@@WorthyistheLambRev1 Jesus thinks you're a joke HAHAHAHAHAHA
@ecamp636010 ай бұрын
I'm still waiting for Antiques Roadshow - Jerusalem, where someone brings in table/chairs made by Joseph and Jesus. Be a great SNL sketch.
@SamuelBlack843 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a Meatcanyon sketch that's a parody of Pawn Stars where someone brings in jesus
@spvillanoАй бұрын
Well, there was that immense trade in pieces of the original cross. Enough pieces to rebuild the Aegean stables... Hell, I'd have been hawking them to Crusaders too, ain't like there was a return policy in those days.
@WayneTheBoatGuy7 ай бұрын
I like learning history from this Canada person who is so deeply knowledgable about all the old things and people who did stuff a long time ago like the 1980s - before television.
@mm-yt8sf11 ай бұрын
the first guest just seemed to give up and agree with her "they all say that don't they" "they do..."
@bobbeban34211 ай бұрын
At this point, any time she says “my mate Paul” I automatically start laughing
@KasumiRINA10 ай бұрын
He's like Mrs. Columbo. Nobody seen either but they're relevant to any topic.
@imperfekt79054 ай бұрын
As an American, I treasure this approach to comedy. Subtle and sly, yet broadly farcical. It seems that the Brits do it much better than we do. It's like a feather on your ear, when most American comedy is more like a slap in the face. Both approaches have their merits, but this approach seems to feel refreshing, while the other can be somewhat draining.
@asperFromTG14 күн бұрын
You need to be a gigachad to enjoy racist American comedy
@23and13 күн бұрын
You have to think a bit…
@AL13NM11 ай бұрын
"like a crack addict." Had me on the Floor! 🤣(like a crack addict.)
@brian554xx Жыл бұрын
a brilliant woman i wouldn't dare to argue with
@willmfrank11 ай бұрын
"...walkin' on wine, or helpin' a deaf man see..." 😁
@TheCircusChannel9 ай бұрын
"walking on wine or helping a deaf man see", "he had a magic flaming circle on his head which would have set fire to all the hay and pubes as he came out"
@stacydewet5 ай бұрын
This is the funniest series! Pump up the jam 😂😅
@Xenc53 ай бұрын
0:50 Not Jesus wiping away the sawdust from his eyes 🤣
@fredtorres170311 ай бұрын
Philomena is like a cold bucket uf reality check. This was so good.
@jackthebassman111 ай бұрын
Wonderful stuff, really funny and somehow near the truth.
@j-joe-jeans11 ай бұрын
Brilliant!, as they say across the pond.
@TheBezaleel11 ай бұрын
Excellent, nearly wet myself with laughter.
@elonmask5011 ай бұрын
0:39, a man in a sheet, like in Scooby-Do. Bwahahahahaha, bloody funny girl.
@jjohnson79611 ай бұрын
I could not stop laughing! Thank you!
@rdean15011 ай бұрын
Jesii got me. Nearly coughed up my communion wafer.
@EscapeVelocity16 ай бұрын
🤣😂
@blk90607 ай бұрын
"No other than Mr. Jesus Christ" got me really hard. It's like introducing a guest speaker😂
@joelupinacci990011 ай бұрын
Unacceptable that the Creator of The Universe couldn't at least have sprung for a Motel 6 or something for the birth of his Son.
@thecockerel8611 ай бұрын
Honestly
@drrickmarshall119110 ай бұрын
All the rooms were full, on account of it being Christmas and all
@mirandahotspring40199 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Real person like Garfield, helping a deaf person to see.
@donjones47194 ай бұрын
They come so fast and with such deadpan delivery that I almost missed that one. I'm sure he could make a blind person hear. There's only one part of that Venn diagram he can't help.
@CowboyPants-h5p6 ай бұрын
This is beautiful. Thank you for this!!! More please!!!
@brucewalker589011 ай бұрын
Brilliant!
@rockerobertson400211 ай бұрын
Possibly the best dam history lesson ever! Love cunk❤
@hedonismunderstands24696 ай бұрын
no, was about jesus, not dams. what were you watching? 🤣
@ithanglow4 ай бұрын
“Mary had to give birth here on the floor… like a crack addict.” Lmfao
@leejganderson7827Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Well Mary and my cousin Sharon Have something in common.. Gave birth on the floor 😮 Peace 😊 12.20.2024
@H15_20027 күн бұрын
Scumbag how dare you disrespect Mary
@sobertillnoon11 ай бұрын
I'm so glad I clicked on this. Getting hit in the head with the wood absolutely sent me. I was sure she was standing in front of a green screen. And the sound…
@taewankim628311 ай бұрын
Where you been all my life!!!
@ppineault23 күн бұрын
Though I imagine she’s been around for a while, I only discovered Philomena Cunk a fewest days ago… She’s effing hilarious!! 🤗
@AndrewGraziani-k7d11 ай бұрын
Way to Girl! I'm a born-again atheist, and even I'm blushing.
@firstnamelastname991811 ай бұрын
I'm a died-again Christian, and I resent that! (We're all double-zombies, having been killed, risen from the dead and then killed and risen again).
@WorthyistheLambRev17 ай бұрын
You're delusional
@WorthyistheLambRev17 ай бұрын
We're in Satan loosed again to deceive! Revelation 20. No excuse for mocking Christ! None! FYI. Earth isn't a spinning ball. And Jesus already returned when he said, THAT generation! For the destruction of Jerusalem. There's melted mountains. Six historians Josephus, Eusibius, Tacticus etc recorded seeing the armies of heaven coming with the clouds in 66 AD. Nero was the beast. He returned exactly 40 yrs! This isn't even the true Israel! They hid the Millennial Reign of Christ as the Dark Ages! You lack any common sense if you think it was possible for peasants with donkeys and no electricity or power tools or trains, to build those amazing Castles on cliffs, and Cathedrals, all over the world! The steeples were for free energy. Satan was bound a thousand years. They added 700 yrs of fake history! Fact. Satan was loosed again to deceive Independence Day, 1776. They began tearing down all the kingdom buildings in the World's Fairs, ridiculous narrative! After painting and defacing them. No way did horse and buggy people build those million dollar buildings in two years! Just to dynamite them six months later! Even non Christians are questioning who built the Old World architecture, and why did they destroy it? Then all the Great Fires in the 1800 s in every major city! Hundreds! The narratives for the massive buildings and mansions are absurd! For a Castle they had to quarry huge rocks, carry them up steep cliffs, cut them precisely, import the marble, the math for all the arches alone were a Carpenter's nightmare! Then carve all the pillars and staircases. Then smelt the gold. An industry by itself! Then paint the ceilings on their backs! It was the reign of the Saints and Jesus! Not dark. They flip everything. There was a mudflood. We can see mudflood windows. Satan was loosed again to deceive in 1776, Independence Day. The Statue of Liberty is Lucifer unchained. Look at his feet! They know Jesus already returned. Everything is a lie! Including NASA and the globe. Look up all the first "Ladies" and women in history! Like Barbara Bush, Golda Meir, and the first woman astronomer. Martha Washington. Susan Be Anthony. Satan is gathering an army to make war against the camp of the Saints, Mount Zion is in the North. The City of the Great King. Northern Lights are the rainbow around God's throne like unto an emerald. Jasper. And Sardonic stone. The North Pole, hyper Borea, is the center of Flat Earth. There's a mountain there on old maps. They put people who remembered the Millennial Reign of Christ, that were left behind, into enormous Buildings and Castles repurposed as mental asylums! They brainwashed them. And there were hundreds of orphan trains! Ppl are asking what could melt bricks? Armageddon. You can see melted mountains! Jesus didn't lie. Secret Societies run the world. Maps are all wrong! They will make war against the camp of the Saints. And God rains fire down on them. Then it's the Great White Throne Judgment. Satan goes to the lake of fire. And that's the end of him! Where you go is up to you. It's the New heaven and Earth, and Jesus comes down with the New Jerusalem. We're in the short season of Satan loosed again to deceive. Rev 20. You can see the proof! The old world was a lot more beautiful and advanced and there was a reset. They are lying to you about everything! Hope you see the Light! Mock all you want. It's the truth.
@WorthyistheLambRev17 ай бұрын
Jason Jack, Sons of Light, JT follows JC, Understanding Conspiracy, even My Lunch Break, non Christian. The Millennial Reign of Christ already happened!
@shawngilliland24311 күн бұрын
I'm on the verge of an asthma attack from laughing so much at Philomena Cunk's show on Jesus, Part 1.
@lsal1Ай бұрын
3:02 they do 😂😂
@sipho55337 күн бұрын
Like bruh😂😂😂
@chris_iapetus11 ай бұрын
I love this so much!!! Thank you!
@1Kent11 ай бұрын
The man who was named after so many thumb bashings.
@lizab.stough939610 ай бұрын
One possibility....or we could also besmirch his mom.....
@wizardoffrobozz11 ай бұрын
I'm tickled that i just found your channel. I'll be back.
@InWhoseOpinion6 ай бұрын
Philomena, you should be the next Doctor Who companion...
@SamuelBlack843 ай бұрын
Or, next Doctor Who She can't be any worse than the current div
@jackbaynes3959 Жыл бұрын
As a Christian, this is undoubtedly the weirdest account of the Nativity and Life of Jesus I've ever seen!
@indigohammer573211 ай бұрын
It’s more believable
@imcallingjapan217811 ай бұрын
As an atheist, all accounts of that stuff are weird.
@blueabattoir11 ай бұрын
Look down the lens and say that!
@John.0z11 ай бұрын
@@imcallingjapan2178 Isn't it though! This treats the myth with appropriate humour.
@morticiaaddams786611 ай бұрын
Try Eddie Izzard's version of the Bible and the Inquisition. Also wierd and funny!
@Olan096 ай бұрын
Very funny, very cruel. Well done. You had me for a few minutes. Good work.
@DriftArcana11 ай бұрын
😂 She’s the modern Ali G - with more wit, although, perhaps with less gall: still fantastic - love this 😅 👍
@roscored100011 ай бұрын
Very true, I hadn't made that connection before but yes, straight talking no fluff no smiles just playing it straight, a modern female D Ali G!
@firstnamelastname991811 ай бұрын
I am a Cohen fan, but *much* more wit!
@soupbonep11 ай бұрын
Thank you algorhythm for showing me this video. I've never heard of Philomena and this was hilarious.
@DennisMSulliva10 ай бұрын
The last bit! She surprised me. she said it.
@petermcdonald31194 ай бұрын
I bet Jesus had a good laugh when he watched this
@voltaire300111 ай бұрын
OMG !! She should interview Miss Betty Bowers - America's BEST Christian !!
@tamarormargaretor8843Күн бұрын
"Mary had to give birth here on the floor like a crack addict" took me out 😂😂😂
@eagle-eye2911 ай бұрын
I so needed this ❤😂❤
@bcarroll731725 күн бұрын
My friend is a dyslexic devil worshipper. He just sold his soul to Santa.
@VenusVega21 күн бұрын
Fkn good one mate!
@Adiscretefirm11 ай бұрын
I am so impressed with the will and focus she needs to stay in character while saying the most ridiculous things. The cancel culture scene for example
@Stupidityindex11 ай бұрын
Blinders are used to avoid the fact they all share a family history, the shortcomings of circumcision & Moses being the world's worst navigator because he traveled with one foot in fantasyland.
@ernestschultz50656 ай бұрын
The greatest story ever sold
@howardfischer742911 ай бұрын
...born Jewish, but converted to carpentry.
@Idonthaveahandleok20 күн бұрын
"is it Jesi?" ... awesome
@noneya363511 ай бұрын
Clanking chains and going wooo! 😂🤣
@patiakreles9 ай бұрын
The last lady was brilliant, indeed. I love her so much 😂
@Commutinyyyy Жыл бұрын
Now the Christmas is Murray.
@eskuriad21 күн бұрын
She brings light to my life in a way religion never has.
@bigskunk80111 ай бұрын
I love it. The truth finally comes out.
@roncarlin320910 ай бұрын
When he overturned the money tables he shouted: "You either buy from Joseph & Sons, Carpenters Inc., or you don't buy tables at all".
@stevebeary498811 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@thesupremeveggieburger4275 ай бұрын
“By a man in a sheet, like in Scooby Doo”
@georgelayton664111 ай бұрын
A man in a sheet? That could be anyone, they all wore sheets back then.
@Phoebe-y8u12 күн бұрын
I can almost hear the laughter in heaven😂🤣🤣. . .
@EmpyrionBlackthorn Жыл бұрын
God damn woman you are too funny 🤣🤣🤣
@gypsydildopunks708311 ай бұрын
Ol' chap, well done. Very well done
@LordMondegrene11 ай бұрын
Tell us about Saint Jesus, and Saint God, and the Holy Goose.
@sfperalta10 ай бұрын
I love how she uses IRL historians and professors for the interviews. Adds an air of authenticity to the whole Bible story! Cunk is just hilarious!! (Ouch! Just hit my thumb! J#$@$ CH#*&@!)
@almishti11 ай бұрын
Oh boy here we go...
@stevemerrick4044Ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the programme on Alan’s Snack-bar…
@juliepeters371623 күн бұрын
She did Islam and wouldn't you know she was mild as a mouse, no blasphemy whatsoever. I suppose she wants to stay safe 😂
@matthiaschan229316 күн бұрын
Yeah, funny she might be, but cowardly like all the others when it comes to Islam
@DiscoDee74 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard 😂
@3stesse3 ай бұрын
it's the "thank you" at the very end of the clip for me
@lauryyyyyyy6 ай бұрын
Jesuses or is it Jesii ? 😂😂
@aliciamaphosa254111 күн бұрын
"walking on wine and helping a deaf man see" 😂😂😂
@johnTheprodigy Жыл бұрын
A flaming circle in the head is not a thing for a normal baby
@billpetersen29811 ай бұрын
No problem for Madonna.
@JDsalvo12316 күн бұрын
She is absolutely fabulous
@davendra_singh Жыл бұрын
Hinduism: King Kansa had all children slaughtered in order to kill his nephew Baby Krishna. Christianity: Herod had children slaughtered in order to kill Jesus. Hinduism: Baby Krishna was secretly taken away from Mathura to save Baby Krishna. Christianity: Baby Jesus was secretly taken away to Bethlehem to save his life. Hinduism: Karna was born from the Princess Kunti who was unmarried and a virgin. Christianity: Jesus was born from the Virgin Mary. Hinduism: Sri Krishna performed miracles. Christianity: Jesus performed miracles. Hinduism: Baby Karna was placed in a basket and floated down a river till he was pulled from the river. Christianity: Moses was placed in a basket and floated down the river till he was pulled from the river. Hinduism: Sri Vishnu told Manu that a great flood would occur and Many built a large boat to escape the flood. Christianity: Bible God told Noah that a flood would occur and Noah built a large boat to escape the flood. Hinduism: Sri Krishna will return brandishing a sword and riding a white horse. Christianity: Jesus will return brandishing a sword and riding a white horse.
@chanceraphael328 Жыл бұрын
We all really do worship the same Supreme Being, all of us, in our own ways and interpretations.
@darkphantom7231 Жыл бұрын
The story of Krishna, a youngster who stole their butter and distributed it to his friends and even monkeys, was related to Yashoda by her pals. Jesus does not steal.
@darkphantom7231 Жыл бұрын
@@chanceraphael328No we do not. The God I worship came down from Heaven to die for all our sins so we will not perish (Suffer in Hell) but have everlasting life and He rose again. Just put your trust in Him that He is God who came and died for our sins. He loves us all and wants us to run to Him. He is real even if search outside The Bible.
@TheWatch111 ай бұрын
Hopefully Paul wont find him.
@c.a.t.73211 ай бұрын
@@darkphantom7231 He sent Himself to have Himself killed as a sacrifice to Himself to save humanity from Himself. Creepy, if you think about it.