Philomena Cunk on Jesus - Part 1

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Philomena Cunk

Philomena Cunk

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@ursinecanine9657
@ursinecanine9657 11 ай бұрын
"I think he just wanted to save them" "...yea well they all say that don't they" 🤣🤣🤣🥂
@kauaichan
@kauaichan 11 ай бұрын
That line hit even the blonde tooooo hard 🤣☠️
@NeverKilledHillock
@NeverKilledHillock 9 ай бұрын
Her "They do." as an instant response is sad.
@AnnetteMurphyger
@AnnetteMurphyger 6 ай бұрын
Mr Jesus Christ?
@AnnetteMurphyger
@AnnetteMurphyger 6 ай бұрын
Jesus is real,, Philomena
@different_stuff
@different_stuff 4 ай бұрын
@@NeverKilledHillock why
@braydenreese227
@braydenreese227 Жыл бұрын
She ate when she said “you could say Jesus was the first celebrity victim of cancel culture” really got into character with that one.
@realhorrorshow8547
@realhorrorshow8547 11 ай бұрын
Didn't cancel him very well did they?
@Grunchy005
@Grunchy005 11 ай бұрын
He got nailed up for what, blasphemy? Nope! He committed “atheism.” But you’re right, it wasn’t all that big a deal. In fact his “penalty” wasn’t much different than what you could expect for shoplifting.
@realhorrorshow8547
@realhorrorshow8547 11 ай бұрын
@@Grunchy005 Preaching a different form of religion from the approved version isn't atheism, it's heresy.
@jeremyserwer2586
@jeremyserwer2586 11 ай бұрын
@@Grunchy005 I keep reading your statement of shoplifting as Shapeshifting, how do you feel about that?
@jeremyserwer2586
@jeremyserwer2586 11 ай бұрын
@@realhorrorshow8547 Yes definitely here say--nobody can truly tell or know, ya know?
@darthvirgin7157
@darthvirgin7157 11 ай бұрын
3:36 “…now i’m feeling less happy with him….coming down my chimney” the pauses just hit the raunchy meter just right.
@nosuchthing8
@nosuchthing8 11 ай бұрын
That's from a risqué Xmas song.
@larsjorgan7964
@larsjorgan7964 11 ай бұрын
That`s recycling. Heard that one when I was 10. In 1968.
@different_stuff
@different_stuff 4 ай бұрын
@@larsjorgan7964 everything should be brand new? Could you even come up with anything truly new this days?
@DesertRat332
@DesertRat332 11 ай бұрын
"He was named after the two words you are most likely to say after hitting your finger with a hammer" 🤣😂🤣😂
@mahlonrhoades4509
@mahlonrhoades4509 10 ай бұрын
not what I tend to say... but it's a pretty good line anyway
@themark3000
@themark3000 10 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ that line waw funny!
@moshlyfe
@moshlyfe 7 ай бұрын
That's like my favorite joke anyone has ever written, so brilliant
@martinscrapp7166
@martinscrapp7166 7 ай бұрын
...and even after ~2000 years, people still mock Him. That's why He said to His followers and the Apostles: John 15:18 - _"If the world hates you, you know that it hated Me before it hated you."_ - Jesus ...and yet Jesus took on all your sins, to pay the price each sin, for you, so that you wouldn't have to...because you simply cannot, and so He willingly sacrificed Himself by being crucified, for you. His love for you personally, and the rest of mankind is deeper than we can ever know. John 15:13 - _"Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends"_ - Jesus 1 Corinthians 1:18 - _For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God._ If you want to ignore, reject, or, even ridicule, what Jesus did for you, then that's on you. Galatians 6:7 - _"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap."_ Nobody knows when their time is up - tomorrow is not promised to you. Ecclesiastes 9:12 - ..._no one knows when their hour will come; as fish are caught in a cruel net, or birds are taken in a snare, so people are trapped by evil times that fall unexpectedly upon them._ John 12:35-36 - _"...Walk while you have the light, lest darkness overtake you; he who walks in darkness does not know where he is going. While you have the light, believe in the light, that you may become sons of light"_ - Jesus John 8:12 - Then Jesus spoke to them again, saying, _“I am the light of the world. He who follows Me shall not walk in darkness, but have the light of life.”_ John 8:31 - _“...If you abide in My word, you are My disciples indeed. And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.”_ - Jesus John 3:16-17 - _"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved."_ - Jesus
@SimaoFCunha
@SimaoFCunha 6 ай бұрын
You can also say what Maria did, "holly fck".
@fazbell
@fazbell 11 ай бұрын
Diane Morgan has created a classic character. Cunk rules.
@Argeaux2
@Argeaux2 11 ай бұрын
It was Charlie Brooker who created the character.
@davespanksalot8413
@davespanksalot8413 11 ай бұрын
@@Argeaux2iirc I saw them both in an interview and he’d imagined the character with a posh accent, but Morgan did her lines in both a posh accent and her own. And apparently they thought her regular accent was funnier, and went with it. Edit: Here’s the interview- kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4uQZpiFeZpqidUsi=MMPkN9YhkYAWAFrI
@OptimusWombat
@OptimusWombat 11 ай бұрын
@@Argeaux2 they should share the credit equally. Brooker created the concept but Diane Morgan brought Cunk to life. Can you imagine anyone else as Cunk?
@richardbradley1532
@richardbradley1532 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant creative collaboration then? 😊​@davespanksalot8413
@xXLunatikxXlul
@xXLunatikxXlul 10 ай бұрын
They noth created Cunk.
@paulwilliamson-pm6yu
@paulwilliamson-pm6yu 11 ай бұрын
"They all say that, don't they?". "They do". Brilliant.
@sunsetsam33
@sunsetsam33 4 ай бұрын
How would she know?
@Ri57490
@Ri57490 Ай бұрын
​@@sunsetsam33how do you know about anything? People telling you about it, reading, research etc.
@sunsetsam33
@sunsetsam33 Ай бұрын
@Ri57490 Right. Was an attempt at a joke. How would she know what men say about giving gifts to prostitutes, unless she's, ah, never mind...
@axeman3d
@axeman3d 11 ай бұрын
A man with a sheet over his head like Scooby Doo is the most believable theory I've heard yet.
@richardrickford3028
@richardrickford3028 11 ай бұрын
And I would have believed it too. If it wasn't for those pesky kids.
@denisemcdougal6445
@denisemcdougal6445 11 ай бұрын
Agreed
@seattlefloyd
@seattlefloyd 11 ай бұрын
If I've learned anything from Scooby-Doo, it's that the real monsters are middle aged white men in masks.
@richardrickford3028
@richardrickford3028 11 ай бұрын
Can't you see how all the clues are fitting together, Shaggy?
@catsinq5726
@catsinq5726 11 ай бұрын
It would explain a lot, that's for sure.
@raymonwhite3340
@raymonwhite3340 11 ай бұрын
This series was a damn riot. Her deadpan delivery is just the best.
@spvillano
@spvillano Ай бұрын
Well, were one to wax historic, the real comedy can begin. As in, no singular Jesus, but pretty much a thousand like him preaching similar things at the time, a veritable parade, all mysteriously condensed into one man, whose capital sentence oddly went undocumented in a culture that was anal retentive in documenting everything, to include what was anally retained, when and how.
@DANCEDISCODANCE-n3c
@DANCEDISCODANCE-n3c 13 күн бұрын
I wonder if she will be doing a piss take on the life of Muhammad?.........;-)
@braydenreese227
@braydenreese227 Жыл бұрын
“Why was he knocking about with these prostitutes” 😂😂😂 I can’t
@AnxiousHank
@AnxiousHank Жыл бұрын
Honestly I was choking on my tea at that part. 😂
@blueabattoir
@blueabattoir 11 ай бұрын
You can laugh all you want but I still need an answer.
@Awibrahor
@Awibrahor 11 ай бұрын
@@blueabattoir The answer is science and reason. 😇
@shaneb315
@shaneb315 11 ай бұрын
​​@@AwibrahorIs it ? It's interesting how science explains nature , yet somehow everything came to be , as scientist say , from nothing . How did nothing just evolve so creatively into something ? Was there a different something prior to the universe forming that was not organic or physical , yet existed anyway ... An intelligent universe could only have created all that exists - if there was no form of intelligence building the universe , how did everything just randomly come together to establish complex life forms ? Have a think about it . There is a lot more going on that simply can never be explained by mere humans - we've only just arrived ( in universe time )and yet people mock and ridicule those who came before who witnessed events that seem today by some to be just made up fairy tales .
@BombaLuLu84
@BombaLuLu84 11 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠​⁠@@shaneb315So it’s easier to believe what people who lived in the Bronze Age (who didn’t know anything outside of their surroundings) than scientists who over the past thousands of years have done actual research on the topic? Did it “randomly come together “ or was it all an evolutionary process that created the universe? Was it a man in the sky with a long beard and a white robe? I’m going to have to trust the scientists who believe in the big bang theory of the creation of the universe rather than people who have a financial stake in “creationism” (religious organizations). Religious belief in the creation of the universe is simplistic because it was written by people from a simpler time.
@chriswilliams1740
@chriswilliams1740 Жыл бұрын
OMG. Had a coughing fit. "..two words you're most likely to shout after hitting your thumb with a hammer"
@tommytomtom5531
@tommytomtom5531 7 ай бұрын
Hammuh
@martinscrapp7166
@martinscrapp7166 7 ай бұрын
Yep - saying those two words as cuss words, means you are playing right into Satan's hands! Why those two words? Does anyone ever stop to think why? Why not, use "Muhammed" as a cuss word, or the name of your mother? When what Jesus did for you was to pay the price for your sins... John 15:13 - _"Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends"_ - Jesus ...and you repay His deepest act of love for you, by using His name as cuss-words.... Galatians 6:7 - _"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap."_
@tommytomtom5531
@tommytomtom5531 7 ай бұрын
@@martinscrapp7166 There ain't no Satan and no Jesus either unless you create one and keep it going. I figured that out in 7th grade. Now be a good little boy and run along.
@tommytomtom5531
@tommytomtom5531 7 ай бұрын
@@martinscrapp7166 How does one "pay the price for one's sins "? What does that word salad even mean ? If you have been "forgiven" then why do you keep begging for forgiveness ? Also there are no commandments against rape or slavery or domestic violence or drug abuse or alcohol abuse or cannibalism or arson or child abuse or counterfeiting or even fixing horse races. Oh you and I might think they are wrong but your god didn't think enough about them to make a commandment forbidding them. Graven images yes but slavery no. Time to start a new religion, eh ?
@AnymMusic
@AnymMusic 6 ай бұрын
@@martinscrapp7166 calm down there officer killjoy
@heatherstubbs6646
@heatherstubbs6646 11 ай бұрын
And they do it all with absolutely straight faces! OMG, I just can’t! 😂
@mis4nthr0p3
@mis4nthr0p3 11 ай бұрын
Just like mega-church charlatans
@Not_that_Brian_Jones
@Not_that_Brian_Jones 11 ай бұрын
You have to wonder how many takes it took, lol
@heatherstubbs6646
@heatherstubbs6646 11 ай бұрын
@@Not_that_Brian_Jones I understand that the experts did, in fact, crack up on occasion. Apparently, they just cut those bits out. 😂
@Not_that_Brian_Jones
@Not_that_Brian_Jones 11 ай бұрын
@@heatherstubbs6646 🤣
@dudanunesbleff
@dudanunesbleff 10 ай бұрын
It's called acting, I believe. 😂
@kauaichan
@kauaichan 11 ай бұрын
Omg that last exchange/interview at the end, the “off ya go” had me falling outta my chair 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
@Chris-dm1je
@Chris-dm1je Ай бұрын
And the expert deserves credit for playing along so perfectly.
@Chris-ut6eq
@Chris-ut6eq 9 ай бұрын
I always pity the people being interviewed, but they amaze me with their composure at the same time.
@CDale-tc3xz
@CDale-tc3xz 6 ай бұрын
They are in on it, but they don't know what she's going to say or ask so it still gets a lot of them.
@Chris-ut6eq
@Chris-ut6eq 6 ай бұрын
@@CDale-tc3xz I assumed so, but still you know they get these type of questions when being interviewed. Maybe not non-stop, but I do admire how they keep their composure when faced with arrogant ignorance.
@CDale-tc3xz
@CDale-tc3xz 6 ай бұрын
@@Chris-ut6eq Oh yeah, they know what is going on but no idea what she's going to ask or say so get caught out lol. Some of the looks she gets are hysterical
@spudpud-T67
@spudpud-T67 6 ай бұрын
I'm sure they just put it down to the "cellphone culture".
@KMN-bg3yu
@KMN-bg3yu Ай бұрын
"walking on wine and helping a deaf man see" had me LMAO
@RedEyezXS
@RedEyezXS 11 ай бұрын
“Why was he knocking about with these prostitutes” "Well i dont think he knew them very well" "Well, well enough to give them gifts" Caught bro in 4K 🤣
@spanqueluv9er
@spanqueluv9er 11 ай бұрын
“Caught bro in 4K”? Um… huh??🤷‍♂️💩🤡🤦‍♂️
@ZER0--
@ZER0-- 11 ай бұрын
In the bible the words "to know him/her" has a very different meaning to what it means today.
@MiguelQuienComoEl
@MiguelQuienComoEl 9 ай бұрын
"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts," (2 Peter 3:3) The Scriptures being fulfilled before our eyes.
@VaughanMcCue
@VaughanMcCue 8 ай бұрын
@@MiguelQuienComoEl That Jesus was walking in his own lust is understandable as he may have been desperate for female 'companions' as most of the text alleges he was with 12 cyclists.
@martinscrapp7166
@martinscrapp7166 7 ай бұрын
@@VaughanMcCue Galatians 6:7 - _"Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap."_
@EnkiduIX
@EnkiduIX 11 ай бұрын
I saw this lady's name in my feed and was pretty sure it'd end up being a comedy channel... I had no idea just how funny it could be 🤣 First time I've ever subscribed to a channel after only one video
@utenatenjou2139
@utenatenjou2139 6 ай бұрын
I'm not a native English speak, but her stage name sound like a innuendo pun, Fill'in my ...
@mage1over137
@mage1over137 11 ай бұрын
The lady's face as she's realizing that St Nick was just another John.
@batrbmr
@batrbmr 11 ай бұрын
We need more cool folks like her coming out and spreading the truth. Very informative and eye opening interview. Thanks 🙏
@raerae6422
@raerae6422 10 ай бұрын
"Mary had to give birth here on the floor like a crack addict" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@HayabusaGladius
@HayabusaGladius 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MiguelQuienComoEl
@MiguelQuienComoEl 9 ай бұрын
"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts," (2 Peter 3:3) The Scriptures being fulfilled before our eyes.
@martinscrapp7166
@martinscrapp7166 7 ай бұрын
@@MiguelQuienComoEl Amen 🙏
@thesubhumancomedy
@thesubhumancomedy 6 ай бұрын
@@MiguelQuienComoEl Like an crack addict.
@szaki
@szaki 6 ай бұрын
Hmm! I didn't know crack addicts gave birth on the floor in cow dung? 😂🤣
@donnewton7858
@donnewton7858 11 ай бұрын
Joseph bought that whole "I was impregnated by a ghost" excuse, hook line and sinker...
@Neilhuny
@Neilhuny 11 ай бұрын
A favourite of mine, too!
@jackieking1522
@jackieking1522 11 ай бұрын
Surely Mary and Joseph were in on it together. They had to make up the story to excuse their premarital test run.
@MK-lh3xd
@MK-lh3xd 11 ай бұрын
Or Mary's father was powerful in the society that Joseph feared for his life if he didn't go with this story.
@mis4nthr0p3
@mis4nthr0p3 11 ай бұрын
Mary: "I hardly felt a thing" Joseph: "Oh, a little guy!" - Family Guy
@Neilhuny
@Neilhuny 11 ай бұрын
@@mis4nthr0p3 🤣😁🤣 Brilliant! Family Guy is so rude, but very funny - love it
@simongleaden2864
@simongleaden2864 9 ай бұрын
As a committed and trying-to-be devout Catholic, I must say I find this very funny and not offensive or blasphemous. Philomena (a good name for a Catholic nun BTW) is an absolute gem and Diane Morgan is an extraordinarily good comedy actress.
@VaughanMcCue
@VaughanMcCue 8 ай бұрын
Could you give up the superstitious stuff? You will feel better for it and save two mornings each year by staying in bed longer.
@jools77
@jools77 6 ай бұрын
Ahh, blasphemy, the original words-can-hurt-me snowflake riposte. You don't need to publicly declare your favourite sub-category of supernatural nonsense to find it funny btw 🤦🏻😂
@VaughanMcCue
@VaughanMcCue 6 ай бұрын
@@jools77 According to the gospel of Saint Flatulence The Windy, the good book says. Here's to a pie in the eye and forsooth my tooth.
@tehMilkboy
@tehMilkboy 5 ай бұрын
@@VaughanMcCue you guys are the worst
@VaughanMcCue
@VaughanMcCue 5 ай бұрын
@@tehMilkboy Krakowurst
@mayit4me
@mayit4me 5 ай бұрын
"...was born with a yellow circle around his head" Love this...
@fps079
@fps079 Жыл бұрын
Amazingly good. Entertaining and clever. Thanks for this.
@ScubbyDooks72
@ScubbyDooks72 11 ай бұрын
Pret a Manger = Ready to Trough. Absolute genius.
@spvillano
@spvillano Ай бұрын
Fairly well describes military meal preparation throughout much of recorded history...
@bofpwet9500
@bofpwet9500 9 ай бұрын
I discovered you today Philomena Cunk, I have been benchwatching you for a couple of hours only, I am now in love and crying non stop cause I laugh too much watching you, what a litteral blessing it is! Like you are an angel that appeared from no where to bring me joy again at last! :D ty so much, you are awesome!
@munyansebastien7127
@munyansebastien7127 23 күн бұрын
Same here: we don't know much about British TV shows in Canada, and I just watched all the Moments of Wonder and more. It's been a long time since I've laughed that much.
@GusMcGuire
@GusMcGuire 5 ай бұрын
So many laugh out loud bits there. But seeing Jesus whacking Cunk in the head with a plank certainly wasn't on my Bingo card tonight. 🤣🤣🤣
@josemaria8177
@josemaria8177 Жыл бұрын
For all the good things people say about Jesus, no one ever explains why he let Paul have a massive car crash. If Paul ever ever sees him again, Jesus is a dead man!
@quokka_11
@quokka_11 10 ай бұрын
I didn't know her mate Paul was in a car crash. That's really too bad. I don't think Jesus is real then.
@michaelgreen2241
@michaelgreen2241 10 ай бұрын
Need to explain to Paul that's a steering wheel not a halo
@johnjames4834
@johnjames4834 6 ай бұрын
yeah hes gonna die and go to... hang on a second
@EllaBella-76
@EllaBella-76 5 ай бұрын
@josemaria8177 •I made a vicar cry 😭 once in hospital really unwell,I said “Where was the guy when I needed him ,why Is there war why do kids get Cancer “He opted out told me he did not have the answers left the Hospital crying..Hopefully he went back re read the Bible and figured it out ..I have Epilepsy/27 Fractures and a brain injury be 10 years next year my Mum and Dad always taught me to respect other religions all of them but I was seriously unwell -He asked me if I had any questions I was stuck in a bed with a broken back and pelvis I sure did not want anyone sit there and pray for me or offer to cure me I had a spiritual guy say he would cure all my problems that I knew pray for me daily so in order to stop him harassing other people I wrote the longest list I could find -He should still be working on this list alas he decided due to his Religion he was cured of his Epilepsy could ditch the meds 😵‍💫…Then 3 Days later had a huge seizure he is ok or was but I sincerely hope he doesn’t decide or get persuaded that he can be cured by the power of prayer no offence to anyone but this woman is a legend !Long Live Mandy !Drs Nurses HCA they saved my life not Jesus Christ I did say that quite a bit plus after my brain injury far worse think of standing on a plug 🔌 never swore before I could only say one word ?My First word was “F--/“Apparently it’s common,other people had the same experience..
@sunsetsam33
@sunsetsam33 4 ай бұрын
I'm more confused about why people worship a god that had his own son tortured and horrifically murdered, claiming he's all loving, but promises to torture us for eternity if we don't love him. Isn't that extortion? How would you feel about a so-called friend who said love me or I'll burn you to death, very very slowly?
@headlessspaceman5681
@headlessspaceman5681 11 ай бұрын
The most ironic part of jesus being a carpenter is that he was probably hanging on that cross thinking how much better he could have made one.
@WorthyistheLambRev1
@WorthyistheLambRev1 7 ай бұрын
No. He made the tree too. He was thinking he was dying to save sinners, even ones that would mock Him later! And think it's a joke
@doctorcrafts
@doctorcrafts 6 ай бұрын
Boohoo
@spudpud-T67
@spudpud-T67 6 ай бұрын
@@WorthyistheLambRev1 We all mock until it's weeping and gnashing of teeth. No one's laughing then.
@claudiocontrerasgomez2949
@claudiocontrerasgomez2949 4 ай бұрын
@@WorthyistheLambRev1 😄😄 Come on, you should charge for that type of jokes xD.
@tywinlannister2208
@tywinlannister2208 4 ай бұрын
@@WorthyistheLambRev1 Jesus thinks you're a joke HAHAHAHAHAHA
@ecamp6360
@ecamp6360 10 ай бұрын
I'm still waiting for Antiques Roadshow - Jerusalem, where someone brings in table/chairs made by Joseph and Jesus. Be a great SNL sketch.
@SamuelBlack84
@SamuelBlack84 3 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a Meatcanyon sketch that's a parody of Pawn Stars where someone brings in jesus
@spvillano
@spvillano Ай бұрын
Well, there was that immense trade in pieces of the original cross. Enough pieces to rebuild the Aegean stables... Hell, I'd have been hawking them to Crusaders too, ain't like there was a return policy in those days.
@WayneTheBoatGuy
@WayneTheBoatGuy 7 ай бұрын
I like learning history from this Canada person who is so deeply knowledgable about all the old things and people who did stuff a long time ago like the 1980s - before television.
@mm-yt8sf
@mm-yt8sf 11 ай бұрын
the first guest just seemed to give up and agree with her "they all say that don't they" "they do..."
@bobbeban342
@bobbeban342 11 ай бұрын
At this point, any time she says “my mate Paul” I automatically start laughing
@KasumiRINA
@KasumiRINA 10 ай бұрын
He's like Mrs. Columbo. Nobody seen either but they're relevant to any topic.
@imperfekt7905
@imperfekt7905 4 ай бұрын
As an American, I treasure this approach to comedy. Subtle and sly, yet broadly farcical. It seems that the Brits do it much better than we do. It's like a feather on your ear, when most American comedy is more like a slap in the face. Both approaches have their merits, but this approach seems to feel refreshing, while the other can be somewhat draining.
@asperFromTG
@asperFromTG 14 күн бұрын
You need to be a gigachad to enjoy racist American comedy
@23and
@23and 13 күн бұрын
You have to think a bit…
@AL13NM
@AL13NM 11 ай бұрын
"like a crack addict." Had me on the Floor! 🤣(like a crack addict.)
@brian554xx
@brian554xx Жыл бұрын
a brilliant woman i wouldn't dare to argue with
@willmfrank
@willmfrank 11 ай бұрын
"...walkin' on wine, or helpin' a deaf man see..." 😁
@TheCircusChannel
@TheCircusChannel 9 ай бұрын
"walking on wine or helping a deaf man see", "he had a magic flaming circle on his head which would have set fire to all the hay and pubes as he came out"
@stacydewet
@stacydewet 5 ай бұрын
This is the funniest series! Pump up the jam 😂😅
@Xenc5
@Xenc5 3 ай бұрын
0:50 Not Jesus wiping away the sawdust from his eyes 🤣
@fredtorres1703
@fredtorres1703 11 ай бұрын
Philomena is like a cold bucket uf reality check. This was so good.
@jackthebassman1
@jackthebassman1 11 ай бұрын
Wonderful stuff, really funny and somehow near the truth.
@j-joe-jeans
@j-joe-jeans 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant!, as they say across the pond.
@TheBezaleel
@TheBezaleel 11 ай бұрын
Excellent, nearly wet myself with laughter.
@elonmask50
@elonmask50 11 ай бұрын
0:39, a man in a sheet, like in Scooby-Do. Bwahahahahaha, bloody funny girl.
@jjohnson796
@jjohnson796 11 ай бұрын
I could not stop laughing! Thank you!
@rdean150
@rdean150 11 ай бұрын
Jesii got me. Nearly coughed up my communion wafer.
@EscapeVelocity1
@EscapeVelocity1 6 ай бұрын
🤣😂
@blk9060
@blk9060 7 ай бұрын
"No other than Mr. Jesus Christ" got me really hard. It's like introducing a guest speaker😂
@joelupinacci9900
@joelupinacci9900 11 ай бұрын
Unacceptable that the Creator of The Universe couldn't at least have sprung for a Motel 6 or something for the birth of his Son.
@thecockerel86
@thecockerel86 11 ай бұрын
Honestly
@drrickmarshall1191
@drrickmarshall1191 10 ай бұрын
All the rooms were full, on account of it being Christmas and all
@mirandahotspring4019
@mirandahotspring4019 9 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Real person like Garfield, helping a deaf person to see.
@donjones4719
@donjones4719 4 ай бұрын
They come so fast and with such deadpan delivery that I almost missed that one. I'm sure he could make a blind person hear. There's only one part of that Venn diagram he can't help.
@CowboyPants-h5p
@CowboyPants-h5p 6 ай бұрын
This is beautiful. Thank you for this!!! More please!!!
@brucewalker5890
@brucewalker5890 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant!
@rockerobertson4002
@rockerobertson4002 11 ай бұрын
Possibly the best dam history lesson ever! Love cunk❤
@hedonismunderstands2469
@hedonismunderstands2469 6 ай бұрын
no, was about jesus, not dams. what were you watching? 🤣
@ithanglow
@ithanglow 4 ай бұрын
“Mary had to give birth here on the floor… like a crack addict.” Lmfao
@leejganderson7827
@leejganderson7827 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Well Mary and my cousin Sharon Have something in common.. Gave birth on the floor 😮 Peace 😊 12.20.2024
@H15_200
@H15_200 27 күн бұрын
Scumbag how dare you disrespect Mary
@sobertillnoon
@sobertillnoon 11 ай бұрын
I'm so glad I clicked on this. Getting hit in the head with the wood absolutely sent me. I was sure she was standing in front of a green screen. And the sound…
@taewankim6283
@taewankim6283 11 ай бұрын
Where you been all my life!!!
@ppineault
@ppineault 23 күн бұрын
Though I imagine she’s been around for a while, I only discovered Philomena Cunk a fewest days ago… She’s effing hilarious!! 🤗
@AndrewGraziani-k7d
@AndrewGraziani-k7d 11 ай бұрын
Way to Girl! I'm a born-again atheist, and even I'm blushing.
@firstnamelastname9918
@firstnamelastname9918 11 ай бұрын
I'm a died-again Christian, and I resent that! (We're all double-zombies, having been killed, risen from the dead and then killed and risen again).
@WorthyistheLambRev1
@WorthyistheLambRev1 7 ай бұрын
You're delusional
@WorthyistheLambRev1
@WorthyistheLambRev1 7 ай бұрын
We're in Satan loosed again to deceive! Revelation 20. No excuse for mocking Christ! None! FYI. Earth isn't a spinning ball. And Jesus already returned when he said, THAT generation! For the destruction of Jerusalem. There's melted mountains. Six historians Josephus, Eusibius, Tacticus etc recorded seeing the armies of heaven coming with the clouds in 66 AD. Nero was the beast. He returned exactly 40 yrs! This isn't even the true Israel! They hid the Millennial Reign of Christ as the Dark Ages! You lack any common sense if you think it was possible for peasants with donkeys and no electricity or power tools or trains, to build those amazing Castles on cliffs, and Cathedrals, all over the world! The steeples were for free energy. Satan was bound a thousand years. They added 700 yrs of fake history! Fact. Satan was loosed again to deceive Independence Day, 1776. They began tearing down all the kingdom buildings in the World's Fairs, ridiculous narrative! After painting and defacing them. No way did horse and buggy people build those million dollar buildings in two years! Just to dynamite them six months later! Even non Christians are questioning who built the Old World architecture, and why did they destroy it? Then all the Great Fires in the 1800 s in every major city! Hundreds! The narratives for the massive buildings and mansions are absurd! For a Castle they had to quarry huge rocks, carry them up steep cliffs, cut them precisely, import the marble, the math for all the arches alone were a Carpenter's nightmare! Then carve all the pillars and staircases. Then smelt the gold. An industry by itself! Then paint the ceilings on their backs! It was the reign of the Saints and Jesus! Not dark. They flip everything. There was a mudflood. We can see mudflood windows. Satan was loosed again to deceive in 1776, Independence Day. The Statue of Liberty is Lucifer unchained. Look at his feet! They know Jesus already returned. Everything is a lie! Including NASA and the globe. Look up all the first "Ladies" and women in history! Like Barbara Bush, Golda Meir, and the first woman astronomer. Martha Washington. Susan Be Anthony. Satan is gathering an army to make war against the camp of the Saints, Mount Zion is in the North. The City of the Great King. Northern Lights are the rainbow around God's throne like unto an emerald. Jasper. And Sardonic stone. The North Pole, hyper Borea, is the center of Flat Earth. There's a mountain there on old maps. They put people who remembered the Millennial Reign of Christ, that were left behind, into enormous Buildings and Castles repurposed as mental asylums! They brainwashed them. And there were hundreds of orphan trains! Ppl are asking what could melt bricks? Armageddon. You can see melted mountains! Jesus didn't lie. Secret Societies run the world. Maps are all wrong! They will make war against the camp of the Saints. And God rains fire down on them. Then it's the Great White Throne Judgment. Satan goes to the lake of fire. And that's the end of him! Where you go is up to you. It's the New heaven and Earth, and Jesus comes down with the New Jerusalem. We're in the short season of Satan loosed again to deceive. Rev 20. You can see the proof! The old world was a lot more beautiful and advanced and there was a reset. They are lying to you about everything! Hope you see the Light! Mock all you want. It's the truth.
@WorthyistheLambRev1
@WorthyistheLambRev1 7 ай бұрын
Jason Jack, Sons of Light, JT follows JC, Understanding Conspiracy, even My Lunch Break, non Christian. The Millennial Reign of Christ already happened!
@shawngilliland243
@shawngilliland243 11 күн бұрын
I'm on the verge of an asthma attack from laughing so much at Philomena Cunk's show on Jesus, Part 1.
@lsal1
@lsal1 Ай бұрын
3:02 they do 😂😂
@sipho5533
@sipho5533 7 күн бұрын
Like bruh😂😂😂
@chris_iapetus
@chris_iapetus 11 ай бұрын
I love this so much!!! Thank you!
@1Kent
@1Kent 11 ай бұрын
The man who was named after so many thumb bashings.
@lizab.stough9396
@lizab.stough9396 10 ай бұрын
One possibility....or we could also besmirch his mom.....
@wizardoffrobozz
@wizardoffrobozz 11 ай бұрын
I'm tickled that i just found your channel. I'll be back.
@InWhoseOpinion
@InWhoseOpinion 6 ай бұрын
Philomena, you should be the next Doctor Who companion...
@SamuelBlack84
@SamuelBlack84 3 ай бұрын
Or, next Doctor Who She can't be any worse than the current div
@jackbaynes3959
@jackbaynes3959 Жыл бұрын
As a Christian, this is undoubtedly the weirdest account of the Nativity and Life of Jesus I've ever seen!
@indigohammer5732
@indigohammer5732 11 ай бұрын
It’s more believable
@imcallingjapan2178
@imcallingjapan2178 11 ай бұрын
As an atheist, all accounts of that stuff are weird.
@blueabattoir
@blueabattoir 11 ай бұрын
Look down the lens and say that!
@John.0z
@John.0z 11 ай бұрын
@@imcallingjapan2178 Isn't it though! This treats the myth with appropriate humour.
@morticiaaddams7866
@morticiaaddams7866 11 ай бұрын
Try Eddie Izzard's version of the Bible and the Inquisition. Also wierd and funny!
@Olan09
@Olan09 6 ай бұрын
Very funny, very cruel. Well done. You had me for a few minutes. Good work.
@DriftArcana
@DriftArcana 11 ай бұрын
😂 She’s the modern Ali G - with more wit, although, perhaps with less gall: still fantastic - love this 😅 👍
@roscored1000
@roscored1000 11 ай бұрын
Very true, I hadn't made that connection before but yes, straight talking no fluff no smiles just playing it straight, a modern female D Ali G!
@firstnamelastname9918
@firstnamelastname9918 11 ай бұрын
I am a Cohen fan, but *much* more wit!
@soupbonep
@soupbonep 11 ай бұрын
Thank you algorhythm for showing me this video. I've never heard of Philomena and this was hilarious.
@DennisMSulliva
@DennisMSulliva 10 ай бұрын
The last bit! She surprised me. she said it.
@petermcdonald3119
@petermcdonald3119 4 ай бұрын
I bet Jesus had a good laugh when he watched this
@voltaire3001
@voltaire3001 11 ай бұрын
OMG !! She should interview Miss Betty Bowers - America's BEST Christian !!
@tamarormargaretor8843
@tamarormargaretor8843 Күн бұрын
"Mary had to give birth here on the floor like a crack addict" took me out 😂😂😂
@eagle-eye29
@eagle-eye29 11 ай бұрын
I so needed this ❤😂❤
@bcarroll7317
@bcarroll7317 25 күн бұрын
My friend is a dyslexic devil worshipper. He just sold his soul to Santa.
@VenusVega
@VenusVega 21 күн бұрын
Fkn good one mate!
@Adiscretefirm
@Adiscretefirm 11 ай бұрын
I am so impressed with the will and focus she needs to stay in character while saying the most ridiculous things. The cancel culture scene for example
@Stupidityindex
@Stupidityindex 11 ай бұрын
Blinders are used to avoid the fact they all share a family history, the shortcomings of circumcision & Moses being the world's worst navigator because he traveled with one foot in fantasyland.
@ernestschultz5065
@ernestschultz5065 6 ай бұрын
The greatest story ever sold
@howardfischer7429
@howardfischer7429 11 ай бұрын
...born Jewish, but converted to carpentry.
@Idonthaveahandleok
@Idonthaveahandleok 20 күн бұрын
"is it Jesi?" ... awesome
@noneya3635
@noneya3635 11 ай бұрын
Clanking chains and going wooo! 😂🤣
@patiakreles
@patiakreles 9 ай бұрын
The last lady was brilliant, indeed. I love her so much 😂
@Commutinyyyy
@Commutinyyyy Жыл бұрын
Now the Christmas is Murray.
@eskuriad
@eskuriad 21 күн бұрын
She brings light to my life in a way religion never has.
@bigskunk801
@bigskunk801 11 ай бұрын
I love it. The truth finally comes out.
@roncarlin3209
@roncarlin3209 10 ай бұрын
When he overturned the money tables he shouted: "You either buy from Joseph & Sons, Carpenters Inc., or you don't buy tables at all".
@stevebeary4988
@stevebeary4988 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@thesupremeveggieburger427
@thesupremeveggieburger427 5 ай бұрын
“By a man in a sheet, like in Scooby Doo”
@georgelayton6641
@georgelayton6641 11 ай бұрын
A man in a sheet? That could be anyone, they all wore sheets back then.
@Phoebe-y8u
@Phoebe-y8u 12 күн бұрын
I can almost hear the laughter in heaven😂🤣🤣. . .
@EmpyrionBlackthorn
@EmpyrionBlackthorn Жыл бұрын
God damn woman you are too funny 🤣🤣🤣
@gypsydildopunks7083
@gypsydildopunks7083 11 ай бұрын
Ol' chap, well done. Very well done
@LordMondegrene
@LordMondegrene 11 ай бұрын
Tell us about Saint Jesus, and Saint God, and the Holy Goose.
@sfperalta
@sfperalta 10 ай бұрын
I love how she uses IRL historians and professors for the interviews. Adds an air of authenticity to the whole Bible story! Cunk is just hilarious!! (Ouch! Just hit my thumb! J#$@$ CH#*&@!)
@almishti
@almishti 11 ай бұрын
Oh boy here we go...
@stevemerrick4044
@stevemerrick4044 Ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the programme on Alan’s Snack-bar…
@juliepeters3716
@juliepeters3716 23 күн бұрын
She did Islam and wouldn't you know she was mild as a mouse, no blasphemy whatsoever. I suppose she wants to stay safe 😂
@matthiaschan2293
@matthiaschan2293 16 күн бұрын
Yeah, funny she might be, but cowardly like all the others when it comes to Islam
@DiscoDee74
@DiscoDee74 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard 😂
@3stesse
@3stesse 3 ай бұрын
it's the "thank you" at the very end of the clip for me
@lauryyyyyyy
@lauryyyyyyy 6 ай бұрын
Jesuses or is it Jesii ? 😂😂
@aliciamaphosa2541
@aliciamaphosa2541 11 күн бұрын
"walking on wine and helping a deaf man see" 😂😂😂
@johnTheprodigy
@johnTheprodigy Жыл бұрын
A flaming circle in the head is not a thing for a normal baby
@billpetersen298
@billpetersen298 11 ай бұрын
No problem for Madonna.
@JDsalvo123
@JDsalvo123 16 күн бұрын
She is absolutely fabulous
@davendra_singh
@davendra_singh Жыл бұрын
Hinduism: King Kansa had all children slaughtered in order to kill his nephew Baby Krishna. Christianity: Herod had children slaughtered in order to kill Jesus. Hinduism: Baby Krishna was secretly taken away from Mathura to save Baby Krishna. Christianity: Baby Jesus was secretly taken away to Bethlehem to save his life. Hinduism: Karna was born from the Princess Kunti who was unmarried and a virgin. Christianity: Jesus was born from the Virgin Mary. Hinduism: Sri Krishna performed miracles. Christianity: Jesus performed miracles. Hinduism: Baby Karna was placed in a basket and floated down a river till he was pulled from the river. Christianity: Moses was placed in a basket and floated down the river till he was pulled from the river. Hinduism: Sri Vishnu told Manu that a great flood would occur and Many built a large boat to escape the flood. Christianity: Bible God told Noah that a flood would occur and Noah built a large boat to escape the flood. Hinduism: Sri Krishna will return brandishing a sword and riding a white horse. Christianity: Jesus will return brandishing a sword and riding a white horse.
@chanceraphael328
@chanceraphael328 Жыл бұрын
We all really do worship the same Supreme Being, all of us, in our own ways and interpretations.
@darkphantom7231
@darkphantom7231 Жыл бұрын
The story of Krishna, a youngster who stole their butter and distributed it to his friends and even monkeys, was related to Yashoda by her pals. Jesus does not steal.
@darkphantom7231
@darkphantom7231 Жыл бұрын
​​@@chanceraphael328No we do not. The God I worship came down from Heaven to die for all our sins so we will not perish (Suffer in Hell) but have everlasting life and He rose again. Just put your trust in Him that He is God who came and died for our sins. He loves us all and wants us to run to Him. He is real even if search outside The Bible.
@TheWatch1
@TheWatch1 11 ай бұрын
Hopefully Paul wont find him.
@c.a.t.732
@c.a.t.732 11 ай бұрын
@@darkphantom7231 He sent Himself to have Himself killed as a sacrifice to Himself to save humanity from Himself. Creepy, if you think about it.
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