Philomena Cunk: My Mate Paul - Ultimate 2025 Compilation

[@rl9217]

I am waiting for the day when we have a special about Paul. It starts with Philomena saying, "My mate Paul..." during an interview before transitioning into an hour-long documentary about a day in the life of Paul. It ends with us cutting back to Philomena finishing the story to a very confused and uncomfortable professor/historian.

[@magentaMegi]

@rl9217 to several like in 3 uncomfortable ones she had before. That economy guy lol 😆 😂 🤣

[@tautvydassunelaitis8148]

Perfect

[@NorthJackson-fy9pu]

"Sorry am I wasting your time?" "...yeah"

[@SpahGaming]

then you remember its the same guy from the very beginning in 2013. who's wasting who's time 😂

[@skooterkjos9153]

The natural sincerity she delivers her lines with is unrivaled

[@Ixarus6713]

It's absolutely dumbfounding. 😂😂

[@herzogsbuick]

"Well, you've raised a very significant question about the nature of providence" -- "...have I?" -- "you have, indeed."

[@blackwell68]

He just rolled with it and stayed on the message.

[@aaainainaina]

paul has the hardest life ever pray for him

[@ronlittlejohn8046]

His life is the perfect combination of self inflicted hardship and just horrible luck

[@kousetsuhana]

bless the intern who had to stitch this together ILY ♥

[@magentaMegi]

😂😂😂

[@jarlathburns1184]

In Britain it's called an apprentice

[@magentaMegi]

@jarlathburns1184 ok bro 👌 👏

[@jarlathburns1184]

@@magentaMegi In Britain we say mate

[@magentaMegi]

@jarlathburns1184 yeah I know I did that on purpose lol 😆

[@CatchingUpSlowly]

I improve whatever book I’m reading by deciding that one character sounds like Philomena Cunk. It made Lady Macbeth much more sympathetic.

[@C.V317]

“Out, damned spot! Out, I say! One, two, why then, ‘tis time to do’t. Hell is murky! Like my mate Paul’s urine after he caught a urinary tract infection from attempting to impregnate a beach.”

[@justincase7848]

The actor, Diana Morgan, said in an interview that she once played lady Macbeth and made it into a comedy part

[@kieranoconnor333]

"Mirrors are windows into other universes, aren't they?" "No."

[@katherinewelling6026]

I cannot begin to describe how much I love this series!!!!!

[@junejune9619]

Cunk is the literal funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[@dr.feelicks2051]

Legend, just off the chart absurd. Tears tell all😹

[@jennclose4604]

It never ceases to amaze me how her interviewees can keep a straight face and somehow still manage to take her very seriously! I love watching Cunk, LMFAO!

[@martinmiz]

Paul is everyone's favourite uncle.

[@raul3133]

He shares all sort of personal details with her, and she wont stop talking about him. I’m going to assume Philomena and Paul have feelings for each other they are just oblivious to it.

[@boratroop]

😭😭😭

[@paulnolan4971]

🤔

[@bwctubes]

Oh they're clearly in love. No doubt about it.

[@raul3133]

@ shame they don’t realize it. Life is too short.

[@justincase7848]

He has a fiance

[@NorthJackson-fy9pu]

9:37 that firm "no." makes me laugh harder than it should

[@jennifermunoz9758]

I think it's time for Paul to go to rehab 😂

[@paulnolan4971]

🥳🥳🥳🤪🤪🤪

[@Homeschoolsw6]

" My Mate Paul " needs to write a travel guide. It'd sell hundreds.

[@lazyDudesGaming]

“So, my mate Cunk once sed that Edinburgh looked pretty cool, and I did end up going, but I currently can’t see out of my eyes because of how swollen the are from the beatings. So instead I’ll review the hotels based on how good it feels to sleep in front of them.”

[@llamalord2758]

Diane Morgan is a comedic genius

[@JustinCase1021]

"a treadmill for his fiancés pet snake" lol

[@eoljjangiee]

One of the experts finally asks what her mate Paul does for a living 😂

[@littlefurrow2437]

Now he's a Paul bearer.

[@ricker76er]

He plays bass in a successful pop band.

[@Jazzdumpling]

Except he’s not a real expert, is he? He’s an idiot, he doesn’t even believe in ghosts

[@ricker76er]

@ or chakras.

[@harveycreekin]

"My mate Paul" = "Asking for a friend" 😂

[@charlesevans8225]

I need to hear the whole story about the prisoner wearing a bib over his backside.

[@LoxleyMusic]

There's no such thing as the "Tossed Salad Man"! There's no such thing as the "Tossed Salad Man"! There's no such thing as the "Tossed Salad Man"! There's no such thing as the "Tossed Salad Man"! There's no such thing as the "Tossed Salad Man"! There's no such thing as the "Tossed Salad Man"!

[@KeKe-bv8qv]

The grapefruit X'D I'm fcking dead, watching this poor guy try to wrap his head around what she's saying. Trying to keep up in conversation with someone who switches gears like this is quite a challenge.

[@bradameerbeg2154]

I like that it was Brian at the end, and he looked genuinely annoyed…. He must have had a lot of fun on her show.

[@whatilearnttoday5295]

I appreciated the intermission and action figure. Good stuff all over and you should be proud.

[@BigZebraCom]

Thank you so much for doing this! I used to work in publishing, and if you came to me with the idea for a book called 'My Mate Paul' by Philomena Cunk...I would rush it into publication. Can we look forward to 'My Mate Paul' ready for Christmas 2026? I want to read that book!

[@davec979]

We all have our own image of Paul. I hope we never see him! 😂

[@13699111]

More of the Mandy series is on my wishlist. This lady has perfected so many different performances just amazing

[@nhuphuong060688]

Paul sounds like a man of adventures! Fun and wise!!! =))))

[@paulnolan4971]

😁

[@KeKe-bv8qv]

1:40 what it looks like from the outside when a person questions their life decisions.

[@GigiButterflie]

Paul and the grapefruit have me in literal tears 😂😂

[@georgesos]

" ...invented a thread mill for his snake"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NewMessage]

"Paul and the pear" was my favorite book as a child.

[@granthurlburt4062]

I love how often Brian answers Philomena's questions with a straight "No". Soe of her other victims sometimes hedge around to not hurt her feelings (the sad lot of many academics today).

[@justinbennitt835]

Probably because Brian is in on the joke and plays the straight part very well.

[@PARebecca]

I am also worried about Paul.....LOL.

[@houselemuellan8756]

The Doctor's favourite companion: Paul.

[@KLbSYNCHRONOUS]

I love her. It's gotta be so hard for her to keep a straight face.

[@lhfirex]

Philomena's mate Paul needs to hang out with Florida Man.

[@mthulisimotsa]

Paul’s led a colorful life.

[@asdf9890]

I'm convinced Paul is Philmolina's BF, she just doesn't use those words. 🤣

[@koalasciences4319]

Give muh guy Paul a holiday 🥲

[@chaosbacon3787]

Can we please have Cunk on Paul?! I'm not even joking 🤣

[@amphicorp4725]

Paul sounds like a great guy to be around. I'd love to chat with him for a few hours

[@pauliramone4371]

The winner of the Pulitzer 2025 should be clear.

[@Colin-kh6kp]

"Mirrors are windows into other universes, aren't they?" No

[@markalexander3659]

"Cunk on Everything" - oh, I didn't know that was an episode! I'm actually reading it right now (actual book, basically The Encyclopaedia Philomena)

[@CuttyKitty1]

For a moment there I thought Paul's face was finally revealed at the start of this video...

[@hazardr]

Not only the best Diane but ever best in this.

[@magentaMegi]

Hahaha 😆 Brian Cox 🤣 am wasting your time : Yeah 😂😂😂

[@camillosteuss]

Oh God, this woman is a gift of grace to this pit of desolation that we call our planet...

[@granthurlburt4062]

Not the planet. The semi-educated lot who must be pandered to so as not to hurt their feelings.

[@KeKe-bv8qv]

Wonder if anyone's made fanfiction for Paul vs Christ. Also kudos to Paul for keeping his word on believing in Jesus after surviving.

[@Rowam3.01]

Oh. Its a "Paul u can eat" buffet.

[@geoffshakespeare1534]

the ultimate in dry humour

[@chris1newbury]

i love Philomena she's friggin gorgeous and so brainy

[@granthurlburt4062]

Umm, you're half right.

[@KeKe-bv8qv]

8:20 don't really see the issue, he got his kiss even after he turned up out of nowhere while she was busy and begged for one.

[@TighelanderII]

Everyone she talks to becomes George Burns.

[@markalexander3659]

YES! I think we've all been hoping for this lol

[@Fiercefighter2]

I love pauls fascination with mirrors

[@Ixarus6713]

He just can't quite figure them out.. 😂

[@quesadilla79]

I wana party with her Mate Paul 🎉

[@josemaria8177]

Paul was the one who revealed Jesus's real character by letting him get into an awful car crash. If Paul sees Christ again he's a dead man

[@mliz9214]

There's an episode where Philomena asks a femininist what powers a mirror and realises she's not speaking to the Mirrors Expert. In Cunk on Life, she's spoken to Paul and turns out they run on quantum power.

[@davidcattin7006]

We're all concerned about Paul. Now, about that ketamine... ;o)

[@ReboneMora]

Paul needs that holiday.

[@georgesos]

Wait, what? @7:50 is this guy on the video call really in death row?. that was brutal af.😂

[@jennifermunoz9758]

I was worried too, but he's not! He's an actor😁

[@mggentry]

Paul is Sir Paul McCartney

[@daniel_sc1024]

What do they make their red noses out of that it could tear her mate Paul's 'intimate skin'? 😮😮

[@zoltannemethi8271]

well i think the rubber almost glues itself to the intimate skin when you pull it up. You need to take it down cautiously, or you might tear some skin off. Especially on your intimate parts where the skin is weaker.

[@dishwasher-m6z]

its the cheap plastic ones that does it

[@sashakasprzyk5683]

A girl goes into a bar with a giraffe, orders beer for herself and for the giraffe all night long. At closing the giraffe falls over and the girl gets up to leave. The bartender says, 'Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The girl says, 'That's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

[@chris1newbury]

what have a priest and a silver medalist got in common? they both come in a little behind

[@sashakasprzyk5683]

@@chris1newbury Gay.

[@johnjob9523]

May God have mercy on Paul's soul. I wonder if all of Paul's mishaps are because he's friends with Cunk? 😂

[@81Albertine]

I want Philomena to meet Alan Partridge.

[@crispendaysh3401]

She’s so funny 😂 Paul must have so much fun joking with her.

[@ridhwanoyinkansola7886]

"mymate paul" 😂

[@caponeboxerx]

I’m American and I’ve learned everything I know about England from Philomena ❤❤ Praying for Paul 🙏

[@catarinaisabelle]

You should be concerned! She is not historically accurate per se, she is a comedian, and a damn brilliant one at that. You sound like her mate Paul, except Paul is not an American, so he probably knows how to actually learn things. At school and from actual books.

[@caponeboxerx]

@ 😉 good lookin’ out!!

[@JustinCase1021]

I cant wait to meet Paul.

[@mr.hanfblatt9152]

Her Mate Paul is probably living live for all of us together. Bless that man and wherever he might go next.

[@paulnolan4971]

😁

[@kukualoo7932]

Paul sounds like he is living the best life in the worst way. Or living the worst life in the best way

[@georgesos]

i ❤ philomena !..😂

[@shhhhhhh9328]

I wouldn't be surprised if Paul lives next door to Kay from Kay's Cooking. I have no idea why my brain is making that connection. I haven't watched a Kay's Cooking vid for months.

[@Troy-x7e]

Paul is really Florida Man!

[@fifimsp]

I think we should have a website that's just a thread of people submitting pics of what they think Paul looks like.

[@paulnolan4971]

😂

[@benwherlock9869]

As someone who's also been sectioned for his own safety I find this very funny.

[@Watgirl1414]

I love her ringtone!!! ❤

[@paulmiddleby4712]

I'm her 'mate' Paul...

[@Ixarus6713]

It's Paul! You're my favourite character by the way Paul. This "Philomena" character really gets on my nerves. She knows too much, y'know?

[@lucyborley7037]

That's Gold 😂😂😂

[@ChadKovac]

You've almost killed me. 😂

[@sordgolorn8876]

Now. No one has ever considered about the alternative of what she says about the mirrors. If someone seriously gets in a work about that, who knows, maybe something will come out of all of that 😂

[@zf5656]

The fact that i laugh at this, and the accomplished interveiwees don't, makes me believe I'll never be successful.

[@JonMcLaren]

It would be hilarious for her to tell one of these stories have someone walk in and have her go, "hey there's paul now." Just for the reaction

[@georgeatkinson759]

Richard E Grant should play Paul in a Netflix special

[@An1Kum]

Paul and Jesus 😂

[@joshpears]

I want to meet Paul. Philamena to bring him in for an interview.

[@LoxleyMusic]

Never meet your heroes. ;)

[@adminisnyator]

Our mate Paul

[@santiagoluna8669]

We need a new character. For Paul to come to live 🙏🙏🙏

[@mrj8429]

Paul needs help.

[@paulnolan4971]

💯

[@siphonophore4]

is Paul Philomena though?

[@bubblesezblonde]

Brilliant

[@fmadlr2k670]

Did she really talk to a deathrow inmate or was that a sketch? Either way, DAMN.

[@fredthesavannahcat2899]

It's the bib joke that's the best 😂

[@dr.feelicks2051]

Always a howl✌️🏆

[@FairMiles]

So The Walrus was Philomena's mate or the other way round?

[@HalftoneCHANNEL]

Poor Paul!

[@danielsykes7558]

One of these jokes alone, i might wonder my friend's opinion of me, were i Paul, but all of them together, & i know I'm her best friend 🥰