Philomena Cunk vs Children

[@A_A_K_123]

"The turkey... and the chicken... are two separate birds," the girl explains.

[@Nacchan4d]

she is a small adult after all, she know things

[@solemnwaltz]

Are you jokin' me?

[@matthewmitchell3457]

Gotta love how she takes on the exact tone of one of the experts that Cunk interviews, the "I'll explain it slowly since you're an idiot" tone.

[@AndreaCuchetto]

@@matthewmitchell3457- By all accounts, that little girl will be masterful in whatever pursuit she directs her energy.

[@elioesposito8370]

this killed me 💀

[@carnelianfox5010]

“Yeah he’ll be allowed cuz the police don’t know when he’s in the air.” Props to that one kid for discovering the ‘it isn’t illegal if you don’t get caught’ route.

[@blopartDGRI]

I find it hilarious that he'd rather think of Santa as this badass rebel outlaw that gives presents to kids to piss off the government, rather than someone they'd happily let in freely like the pope x')

[@larssonk22]

@@blopartDGRI why hasn't this been turned into a movie already!?

[@blopartDGRI]

@@larssonk22 "what if we lived in a world, where The Grinch had won over the planet, all presents were made illegal, and Santa had to hide in order to survive ? How would he organize in the underground, a resistance, and a throw-over of this dictatorial regime that nobody seems to fight against anymore?! -> find out next October, in theaters, watching the new sensational release by the creators of Despicable Me : Santa VS The Grinch 2, reversed, reloaded, strikes back, the return of the ! (feat. Spiderman) for some reason)

[@waqasahmed939]

​@@blopartDGRITbf I wouldn't put it past the government to not allow in a person that gives away Christmas presents.

[@i_draw_whatever18]

@@blopartDGRIor Santa is like the main resistance leader and the main story centers around 3 elves hiding out while the grinch has ordered all elves to be sent to concentration camps for forced labor to dig up Cole or something And instead of grinch not allowing presents it’s more like a klaus situation and everyone is constantly fighting and hate each other and that’s how grinch came into power; but Santa started giving presents to children and making them more friendly and grinch HATED that so he banned presents

[@JohnJaneson2449]

"I think he just shoplifts" 😂😂🤣🤣

[@stephenstephen6754]

😂

[@Nippleless_Cage]

The little girl's face as she realizes she could have a life of crime 😂

[@davebertoletti]

“Ok” 😂

[@gesxsefsyw3]

ひどいな😂

[@mikefraser4513]

She always manages to get "Brexit" in her statements

[@benrig89]

"Turkey..." **dramatic right hand gesture** "...and chicken...." **dramatic left hand gesture** "....are two separate birds." "You're joking me." ".....No." Fucking hell I'm crying my eyes out from laughing you Brits and your humor are incredible

[@poni-vw7uc]

*dramatic separating gesture*

[@EarthwormShandy]

You forgot the little hand slam on the table gesture

[@tagamag]

00:07 the only time when Cunk's "who are you" gets a "who are you" back

[@TheDudeSmashTrash]

The choir boy who says “we attach the words to the music” understands music on a deeper level than most much older choral students

[@dreamer2260]

Yeah that was quite touching for some reason actually.

[@condemnedpotbelly8491]

Yeah. Even his speaking voice sounds musical..

[@thesubhumancomedy]

Adult choral students!? That's just strange.

[@Shmooper_Dooper]

what is that supposed to mean? XD

[@TheDudeSmashTrash]

@@Shmooper_Dooper that musicality supersedes lyricism

[@blazypika2]

"i don't think batman is real, i think he's just a man called bruce" i'm sorry but this kid is a genius! xD

[@gerardjayetileke4373]

And they both agreed Superman was real 🤣

[@BaronRodney]

​@@gerardjayetileke4373Well, yes because he is 🤔🤔

[@gerardjayetileke4373]

@@BaronRodney I stand corrected.

[@aamodbk5064]

i don't think batman is real, i think he's just a Man

[@Zerobob26]

I wonder how kids even know about Batman these days. There's no contemporary Batman cartoon as far as I know, and all the films are for adults.

[@tiakitair135]

Philomena finally meets her intellectual equal

[@BaronRodney]

More like, her intellectual equals finally meet Philomena 😂

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

...except that one girl who explained to her about chicken and turkey😂

[@thanatonyxmoura]

Finally, a worthy opponent!

[@SystemUpdate310]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 And the choir boy, he also seemed intellectually superior :D

[@YouzTube99]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 The avian explainer clearly falls into the programme's 'Expert' category.

[@raz3488]

that girl explaning the turkey/chicken had the sensibilities and patience of an adult already

[@BaddaBigBoom]

She had the jaded cynicism of a retired civil servant.

[@martonk]

@@BaddaBigBoomthat is such a good analogy😂

[@foucault8964]

“Two separate birds” gal should get a bafta.

[@daydays12]

So good.

[@chris.hinsley]

Noble laureate to be !

[@BaronRodney]

I loved the smile on her face as she genuinely felt like she taught an adult something cool they didn't know.

[@benm1414]

But she isn't acting... 👀

[@AnonyMous-rr4gf]

Ugh I really hope she does more bits with kids. Like a whole season of her with kids, then with adults. It'll be so cool

[@Donice09]

“Small adults, also known as children,” 😂

[@ЗавоевательмировГерманец]

That's actually a serious statement rather than a joke

[@YouzTube99]

@Donice09 Cunk may be a Scientologist.

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

Some children are more adult than some adults.

[@princessthyemis]

It was actually true in Victorian times. Really sad. They weren't considered what we call children nowadays.

[@wowwar9048]

Actually adults are more like big children than children are small adults

[@googiegress]

0:35 Love how the little girl is clearly like "ok this adult is an idiot but let's be polite"

[@hollymcnamara7516]

I love the choir kid that took her at face value and tried to help her understand in her language lmao

[@mckrakowski5468]

These kids are adorable. The little girl who explains chickens and turkeys is awesome!

[@daydays12]

She'll go far

[@netorfn]

My daughter

[@lamaisontokyo4696]

That bird expert nailed it. That’s the only way to handle Ms Cunk. 👌

[@daydays12]

She outsmarted Cunk for sure.

[@johngilmore697]

You got the hen, the chicken, the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

[@amberinezaki969]

Cunk was truly 'Cunk'd.'

[@drewmckenna7]

The girl telling her that turkeys and chickens are two separate birds is going to be like a leading scientist in some insane breakthrough

[@daydays12]

Really smart, take no nonsense girl!

[@xxjcd702]

she answered with the same stern matter-of-factness the historians and scientists philomena interviews do lol

[@oFimdoComeco]

That girl explained could be lecturing classes already. Such composure.

[@ebonyblack8109]

The way she says it so frankly😂

[@331SVTCobra]

They may be separate species but they're both in the MAGA party.

[@elonmask50]

1:05, Turkeys, and Chickens, are two separate birds, her pauses, and hand gestures absolutely cracked 😂 me up; 10 points for that young lady.

[@shoelacedonkey]

I had to reread that a few times wondering why you'd want that young lady to have 10 pints... (mind you it's 2 in the morning after an 18 hour workday for me).

[@JohnPreston888]

@@shoelacedonkey 😃

[@stephenreeds3632]

She is fantastic. So bright.

[@johngilmore697]

You got the hen, the chicken, the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

[@SpeckleKen]

@@shoelacedonkey Or was that after an 18 pint workday?

[@marlone3680]

Her trying not to laugh after the first kid threw her “who are you” back at her ☠️☠️

[@scottshanahan3827]

She almost never does that, really took her by surprise. It was so great. Only a kid would do that.

[@Rilex037]

i dont see anything, you are all making stuff up

[@spellboundty]

​@@Rilex037Yep, making it up in their heads.

[@AkshayKumarX]

Are we watching the same video? She doesn't smile in the slightest...

[@scottshanahan3827]

@@AkshayKumarX it's the little crack when she says her name.

[@davidcattin7006]

The side eye of the girl in the green sweater is brutal. She's thinking, Where the hell did we get this one, she's feckin' mad.

[@labibbidabibbadum]

The turkey chicken girl will be a QC one day and everybody will be terrified of coming up against her. Her argument was clear and flawless with perfectly understated, rhetorical flourish, and her "no" was resounding and final.

[@AnonyMous-rr4gf]

Kids are great. They answer straight up cause they're figuring out how things work it's really nice, especially the last one with the music and words.

[@docdoc2011]

“In my opinion, Batman is not real…he’s just a guy named Bruce.” This kid knows too much 💀

[@CBlargh]

1:06 How did someone so small so completely master the art of ambiguous condescension?

[@ahillmann]

The girl is British.

[@pouetpouetdaddy5]

internet

[@BabyBird691]

I know! What a little Jedi.

[@JohnPreston888]

Not quite condescension. More matter-of-fact. But her composure and surety are seemingly way beyond her years.

[@BabyBird691]

@@JohnPreston888 This kid for Prez 2064!

[@scott-ish404]

"In my opinion Batman is not real. It's just... it's just a man called Bruce." Oh, bless' im!

[@radicalradiant]

TFP?

[@elijaprice]

The little girl patiently and earnestly explaining that turkeys and chickens are actually separate birds is really sweet.

[@Augustine0817]

“I think he’s just shoplifts” 😂Christmas Santa’s persona shattered at that moment 🤣

[@somewhatdubiouscontents]

I love how both little girls just accepts this as fine

[@oliviaszulikowska9999]

the "kay" with a broken voice oh my god

[@mmanooshshosean6276]

Her hands were like, listen girl 😂 chickens are not turkeys 😂

[@TED.WANTS.TO.LEARN.]

"how do you attach the music to the words? in your throat," "we attach the words to the music instead" something poetic about that i cant put my finger on it

[@jesserondinelli2086]

Yes, I was going to say do I just not know about enough about the nature of Catholicism to appreciate the joke here😮

[@crinolynneendymion8755]

@@jesserondinelli2086 Anglican.

[@thesubhumancomedy]

It's called lyrics. You can ad music to words, or words to music, it's all the same - The Swedish Academy agree.

[@kosatochca]

1:05 Ohhh her little exasperated sigh🤣 What a small adult

[@acaustic]

Inhaling is a little different than sighing fam

[@yonatanhoresh2695]

​@@acaustic Inhaling, and sighing, are two separate actions

[@FahadAyaz]

It's just a reverse sigh, guys. Come on!

[@caloykoy1]

0:53 Such a normal conversation about Father Christmas and Brexit. 😆

[@gnosis8142]

And the kid actually knew what Brexit is. I'm not sure I know yet.

[@jamesperkins191]

Why a child of five can undertand it! Fetch me a child of five, I can't make head ot tail of it!

[@pixpusha]

1:19 Honestly, that music question, I've also asked. No one has been able to explain it satisfactorily until this video.

[@seniorbob6639]

"i think superman and father christmas have met" IM MELTING

[@paladeissan]

1:04 gold

[@hrisikesh]

The way she said "No"! It seems that in future that girl is going be one of the eminent professors only to be interviewed by Philomena again. 😂

[@SquarelyGames]

She sounds incredibly intelligent for her age. Seeing that fault in Cunks logic and clearly pointing it out takes a lot more skill than one would realise. And of course, awesome mannerisms.

[@kseniakostina4855]

Why do they all sound insanely like real experts?😮😎these little gestures, pauses and mannerisms in general, just brilliant!

[@kxmode]

That's how their parents and British adults speak. So they've picked up on it.

[@mviki91]

"You tend to attach the words to the music instead"- this lad will one day lead Britain

[@LM-ch8rh]

0:13 girl on the left ain't havin none of it.....

[@davidcom4864]

When you get used to: “are you F… jocking?” That when you hear are you jocking me? All you do is gag hahahah

[@eagleteam6]

Hello from Nevada in the United States. I have just one question: are you kidding me? We get less than 2 minutes?? Philomena interviewing children? 😂 That's comedy in its purest form. I could watch 30 minutes easily. C'mon, give the audience what they want...more Philomena. I absolutely love this series. Her ability to keep a straight face while saying something totally ridiculous is gold. ❤ Thank you for your efforts. The humor is appreciated.

[@icreatedanaccountforthis1852]

Singing is like puking up beautiful words.

[@xinlou6707]

The raw bluntness and sincerity of children is so funny sometimes :D

[@NadaSurferTube]

0:34 The girl processing this new bit of information, ready to forgive Santa Claus for doin what Santa Claus gotta do... 🤣

[@bm230199]

When I saw the title my mind thought she was actually fighting children for a second and I didn't question it because that would not be out of character 😂😂

[@cjantarctica]

1:10 doing a mic drop without a mic, truly impressive

[@AlexanderosD]

This was far more profound than I was expecting.

[@joshuatxuk]

0:50 I can't explain why or provide evidence but I too agree that Santa and Superman have probably met.

[@skyfalldeadpool1633]

Cunk vibing with kids and being unhinged like them is what I pay the internet for😂

[@ruthie8785]

I will always have a fond memory of watching these scenes on KZbin late one Christmas Eve and just /crying/ laughing.

[@GratefulG]

I can watch Diane Morgan forever. She is ❤

[@FahadAyaz]

Who's that? This is Philomena Cunk. She looks a bit like Mandy Carter.

[@carolhedberg2341]

You are utterly one of the most clever, funniest women I have ever seen!!!

[@YearoftheWoodDRAGON]

This needs to be a TV show...wonderful!

[@alanhughes5868]

Why did I find this channel just yesterday? Now i have a dilemma, go to a wedding or binge watch? What to do, what to do?

[@aiai-j7i]

Wedding first, get drunk, dance, get laid, then binge watch!

[@Andrea_404]

Weddings are overrated, binge watch! (Again, since you probably done that already)

[@simonerender8425]

Philomena telling children that Father Christmas shoplifts their presents... just sublime. ^_^

[@Celeste-in-Oz]

“But it’s like, nice sick” 😂

[@BaronRodney]

I..I guess? Lmao

[@hotfootrabbit]

0:28 the lil girl in the green cardigan is my whole mood 🤣🤣

[@mishacupcakes440]

Hi

[@avnijharwal5741]

I know she's so cute

[@JeffSchall]

Her improv skills are absolutely fantastic.

[@richardwilson1234]

Never mind making endless programmes about celebrities travelling here , there and everywhere, just get Philomena to talk to children for half an hour.

[@PhilMoskowitz]

1:12 - Philomena: "Okay smarty pants then tell me how do they get the yolk into the egg".

[@thegreathadoken6808]

Covering the issues that matter.

[@quickstep2408]

all english kids sound like adults when they speak. they can clearly express themselves and opinions at that age and know when a silly adult is being silly.

[@chicojcf]

Great answers from ALL the kids!

[@stephen70edwards]

These are incredible. I wonder how many kids she had to speak to to get these gems.

[@Justmyhandle]

Speaking as an American, children with English accents are the most precious, adorable kind of children on Earth. We must protect them at ALL costs. If only one accent hypothetically could remain for the future youth, it should be British.

[@krich451]

Batman isn't real, but Superman knows Santa.

[@NomNomGohan]

"In my opinion, Batman's not real" could never have been written, that is pure kid comedy

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

Can't get over how sweet the first kid is.

[@TheJovialBrit]

I've worked in primary schools with children and they're such fun to work with. They just see the world in a different way to adults.

[@Magnus-ml6el]

The kid who said chickens and turkeys are separate birds, is going to be very successful in life.

[@Heartborne7thSeeker]

This is so good and it makes one feel happy as well. Ty for the vid.

[@thebeardedlady76]

Ok can we talk about the girl silently stating Philomena down with the side eye? She knows what’s up! 😂

[@fase144]

the girl explaining the birds as if it was the most astounding fact

[@peterpreloznik369]

Philomena is a queen, but if she ever gets over this interviews, she will be empress.

[@Christobanistan]

1:07 OMG SO CUTE!

[@ab524]

Oh this needs to be a series on its own.

[@PontiacS.]

I Love Philomena and these Kids are Adorable.

[@bemon31416]

0:23 kid on the left said a lot without speaking any word. lmao

[@Rapport24]

The way the little child explained to her turkeys and chickens are different birds was just great

[@davideassis87]

Kids nowadays lost all the innocence and magic in their hearts. They don't believe in Justice anymore... they think Batman is not real. 😢

[@Laura.D3101]

"turkeys and chickens ar two separate birds" (explains the separation between them using her hands) Philomena gasping: Are you joking?

[@mattcoyte]

"Kind of, I guess" was the only answer, well done.

[@mortalclown3812]

These kids' accents - Yank here - are the best thing ever. Love PC with kids. Let's save the world for each other.

[@Muhammed.Yaseen]

That Turkey and Chicken girl sounded so smart!

[@Halo_Legend]

I thought she answered "don't know either" instead of "Philomena". That would have been hillarious.

[@myrrhis01]

The girl who informs Philomena that turkeys and chickens are two different birds KNOWS she is dropping a truth bomb, and she doesn't dramatize it, she just waits for the truth to sink in. LOVE THAT!

[@OceanHedgehog]

0:35 "....m'kay."

[@therealmishkin]

That second girl in a green sweater is very sceptical of the whole conversation 😂

[@kxmode]

"are separate birdssssssssss" 👐

[@AshleyFromTX]

I like that they call him “Father Christmas” 😊 sounds cooler than Santa Claus lol

[@SumuJames]

I need more Cunk. She's hilarious!

[@AscendantStoic]

0:31 Childhood assassinated .. you monster! 🤣

[@LittleGodOfThunder]

What brilliant interviews! Love it!

[@WJen8]

The girl who has to explain the birds: Oh... oh no... she doesn't know...

[@robst247]

Cunk punching above her weight here.

[@Benandan12]

i just love philomena, i will never be bored with her

[@gopalbharadwaz1176]

0:28 Spot the Counselor..

[@user-vm1rr8yu9c]

I love how by looking at these kids you can tell they adopted little mannerisms of their parents. The girl who explained the difference between turkey and chicken must have picked up on how her mother speaks

[@vicsaul5459]

So Santa is real and he mostly shoplifts ! ❤😊

[@alabrrmrbmmr]

I say give that young ornithologist a series! "Adults think the darndest things"

[@alabrrmrbmmr]

On reflection, this could be a seriously good series.

[@viniudi1227]

These kids are way more intelligent and well spoken than many of the current politicians.