Philza Speedruns Terra Swoop Force (0 Deaths)

[@awgutz3304]

“Because I’m Philza fucking Minecraft.” Is such a powerful quote

[@justarose]

Timestamp?

[@skatepirate97]

@@justarose no go away

[@starmoon4186]

@@justarose 31:39

[@justarose]

@@starmoon4186 thanks:)

[@starmoon4186]

@@justarose welcome

[@constances.7378]

When I first saw Phil I thought he was just a tired dad. Now i know that he's a tired wine dad that would laugh at your grave and say "What the fuck."

[@checkered_spne6637]

JABSBD

[@Ghost-lv8uw]

That... That- that actually makes sense and it's true-

[@A_JinglyRabbit]

You die a horrible death and now you're a ghost looking over your dead body. As your loved ones look into your casket, you feel grief knowing that you have no choice but to leave behind everyone you ever loved. Then you see, him. He saunters up to your casket with a single flower. It's your favorite colour. Phil then says as he looks down upon your corpse, "Have a flower you dead *bitch* " You burst out laughing in joy while everyone in the funeral is looking at Phil in horrified astonishment. He has such a good sense of humor

[@CygnusDoesThings]

well shit, now i feel like writing about this.

[@CygnusDoesThings]

@@A_JinglyRabbit yes.

[@Acquaintance6336]

If humanity ever learns how to give humans wings, I want Phil to be the first in line

[@onibush8995]

We just need to get him in one of those water jetpacks if the world ever opens back up again .(also if he's ok with that)

[@sneksnek7561]

he'll be like Grian,but better

[@Hamz_]

Phil is the master of the elytra he spent years flying in one.

[@kennedywalker1915]

Oh agreed

[@lyndseyellis2264]

Elytras are based off of wing suits irl.

[@rainbowchaser3494]

me: Philza what does the minecraft death screen look like? Philza: idk

[@aarizashraf6534]

Baby zombie: allow me to introduce my self

[@RongDMemer]

PhilzaMinecraft died to spider while trying to escape baby zombie

[@Necracudda]

@@RongDMemer Baby zombie: does most damage *Spider gets the kill* Baby zombie: Kill Assist Baby zombie: *;-;*

[@RongDMemer]

@@Necracudda ;-;

[@RongDMemer]

@@Necracudda mvp spider due to most kill

[@PinkelotjeArt]

They should add a death message fo terra swoopforce thats just “thats canon”

[@BillCypher1388]

They Have

[@antisight3042]

Howcome you can say that they haven't added that yet

[@definitelyreal.]

Ph1LzA exploded on inpact. That's canon!

[@colorlesslifetime633]

Omg yes.

[@m1lkqminecraftdsmpstanacco779]

True

[@lumberlily1310]

Philza being all wholesome with the squirrel and then trying to punch it: aw I can’t interact with it as much as I thought I could

[@BigIcedCoffee]

“interact”

[@roundcorners1928]

@@BigIcedCoffee yes

[@Ar-yp6nh]

He wants to ‘pet’ the squirrel

[@lumberlily1310]

@@Ar-yp6nh yep totally

[@galaxybending]

Ph1lza wasn’t going for 0 deaths, he was just playing on Hardcore

[@0ccasional_j035]

not even

[@erite_zx4499]

not even

[@arandomrose5392]

not even

[@hayaanfouqa4356]

not even

[@bensantos7361]

not even

[@polarisqwq]

"Not if, it's a matter of when, boys" EXCUSE ME-

[@slavicmetro]

PHILZA MINECRAFT?

[@axxtural]

What?

[@polarisqwq]

@@axxtural phil was talking about his canon death lol

[@bilalmaati2205]

Memento mori my friend

[@axxtural]

@@polarisqwq ohhh I confused for a second thx lol

[@roxxonsnowball8146]

Phil: Beat all the level with zero death immediately The game: *He is too dangerous to be kept alive*

[@Phoenix-i5f]

*Self detonation in 10 seconds*

[@nicholass5621]

who knew? constant hardcore mode elytra flight has resulted in the creation of a highly competent flier

[@DeadBore]

He always talks about it being the other way round

[@nicholass5621]

@@DeadBore how so?

[@DeadBore]

@@nicholass5621 that he practices flying by playing terra swoop force

[@St_rs1123]

Him screaming “WHAT” at the bedrock emotes was the funniest part of the video, change my mind.

[@nerd_club_]

I’M PHILZA FUCKING MINECRAFT THATS WHY

[@CygnusDoesThings]

@@nerd_club_ mind has been changed

[@cysp1p4ncak37]

Timestamps please

[@Lauren-jx2rg]

@@cysp1p4ncak37 0:52

[@CallmeSpokes-w]

she's high definition as fuck

[@Sarcastican_]

Phil: "I'm not gonna go too fast" Also Phil: Flies at mach 7

[@whoispaige6641]

can proudly say i’m your 1000th like kinda pog

[@ferrumtheelement2474]

What is mach

[@theundeadbanana8645]

@@ferrumtheelement2474 mach 1 is the speed of sound if I'm not wrong

[@kuju9016]

@@theundeadbanana8645 I believe you are correct yes

[@ejgaming6048]

@@kuju9016 and you are correct to i believe

[@them631]

Now we know why Phil has wings in every fanart, he uses them like he was born with them

[@waterlemonandfriends]

I wanna know who was the first person to draw Phil with bird wings, I want to find them and I want to give them a cookie

[@brodyblueflame5673]

Pffffffft what are you talking about. He WAS born with them

[@KumaPawha]

Now this raises one question... Was he birthed? Or was laid an egg?

[@apinchofstars5465]

The man is known for wearing an Elytra 24/7 too and now I know why

[@zemcbird2024]

@@KumaPawha oh gawd

[@nortalian549]

I can imagine that the chat flock is flying with him, and occasionally just crash as he slips through a tight space.

[@HPKuro]

That sounds so funny yet so cute (except for the crashing)

[@davidturner3216]

Caa- * Literally explodes * c - c - ca

[@apmfonasf]

NO STOP I JUST EMAGINES A PUNCH OF CROWS DIEING IN THE DIE ANIMATION FROM MINECRAFT AS WE LAUGHS BECAUSR HE PULLED OFF A CLUTCH

[@bandannadee9370]

@@davidturner3216 sounds like a "Something About" video

[@breakthosenekonekokneecaps8734]

I like to imagine that one or two chat crows hid in his clothes and don't hit anything

[@zzee1007]

Seeing dadza just giggling at a game like this and being excited is just so wholesome

[@SpringHTPC]

Like a children getting a toy

[@arumeenarulert487]

Dadza: **eats frogs** Dadza fans: that is so wholesome

[@oran93fox28]

Phil: sees a man sleeping Also Phil: just bop him upside the head

[@sunsetskye483]

bop

[@stevejsm832]

*phil

[@oran93fox28]

@@stevejsm832 yeah you right

[@sadnessofwildgoats]

I know, I watched the video

[@cyntical410]

*BONK*

[@volted_blitz8230]

“Speedrunners hate him”

[@haii7760]

He’s the most interesting man in the world

[@jcb-baku5573]

"Dream Hates him"

[@roxxonsnowball8146]

Illumina:Fuck you old man evethough you beat me Disclaimer its just a joke he dont talk like that

[@HadesLostBIN]

@@haii7760 he really is 😂

[@laughsatchungus1461]

@@jcb-baku5573 dreams not a speedrunner though. He cheated

[@ofs24]

Phil is really trying to implement hardcore mode into any Minecraft game isn't he

[@lommiiii]

lmfao prolly

[@slavicmetro]

he was speedrunning death later on

[@devilcrepe]

@@slavicmetro lmao also yoo nice pfp 👀

[@moonstrike4011]

Well he's played mainly hard-core for year, it probably that he's just so used to, like it's second nature to take very precaution

[@jacksongrahambaldwin]

Ya

[@OfficialMaxBox]

Wow, this is absolutely incredible. I'm glad they remade it, otherwise I'd never have seen this fantastic presentation. music's an absolute bop, too

[@32ez2]

E

[@alfresco1552]

It's not a bop when you've seen every death message at least 10 times and you've heard the music for a solid 5 hours

[@yuplekei]

@@alfresco1552 lmao i feel you

[@thatoneidiot2044]

Wow never knew you like MC

[@doritheangel]

E

[@ulysses5006]

"speedruns terra swoop force" *Immediately gets distracted by squirrel* lmao

[@el3na.]

Phil: becomes and insane hardcore flying man Also Phil: Proceeds to die countless times to get a death message which he doesn’t get for hours

[@slavicmetro]

then all three [tubbo, wilbur and phil] get it

[@reverseli]

It’s because he needed to wait five years before he could get the message

[@sams_fishing7227]

His content is like a mix between wholesome and punch everything to see if it responds. And I love that

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

Agreed. He's both a Tired Dad™ and absolutely chaotic

[@AuthorLillith]

Wholesome aggression

[@Verrrrrr]

600th like

[@erensgotaces]

Chaotic wholesome dad that would laugh and worry if his kid got hurt

[@f3mboyenjoyer]

i love phil so much for this, i watch him for hours everyday

[@Nep_Omuk]

1:37 phil: oh.. look at him doing his little hops. also phil: tries to punch it to death.

[@Kevlarized246]

I first saw terra swoop on Grian's video he made a few years ago, and now I am laughing at the fact that it took him multiple goes to complete even the first course, and then this god philza comes along and does it in one try.

[@Zalied]

to be somewhat fair phil has played all the but secret tunnel before. but then he also dominated the last tunnel over and over learning random routs so its like ehh philz just that good

[@dragonladyisrose7350]

I felt like I had skills cause I beat the first tunnel first try, and the second tunnel the second try. But then I died over 50 times trying tunnel three, so not that skilled, haha!

[@bmxzander8333]

@@dragonladyisrose7350 tunnel 1 and tunnel 2 are the easiest, tunnel 3 and 4 are a fuckin pain in the ass

[@beansgottascorp7915]

Phil: " I'm not gonna go that fast" Also Phil * goes mk 10*

[@creeplp4492]

100* Here fixed it

[@joe8565]

Phil: “I’m not going too fast” *literally at ww2 fighter jet speed*

[@bees3702]

forget WW2 fighter jet the mans faster than the speed of light

[@franciscohughes1757]

He's going elite dangerous type fast! :O

[@irakanaya]

Dr Barney: *is saved * Also Dr. Barney : "haha suit go *boom* "

[@NySiiS]

The stream somehow went from "Phil speedrunning" to "chaotic singing performances and geoguessr"

[@sunsetskye483]

Ikr it’s great

[@slavicmetro]

also speedrunning death

[@koenemanse7808]

@@slavicmetro that was so chaotic

[@LostTimeLady]

I was there the whole time and yet, looking back I'd forgotten that Swoop Force and geoguessr was the same stream! Such chaos. I've not laughed so much in ages.

[@ThisIsAHandle456]

POLITICSSSSSS

[@oxilef8471]

People panicking over the "Not if, it's a matter of when, boys" line is funny, but I think Phil didn't mean it as "Yeah, I'll die, just gotta wait until it happen" And more of a "I won't stay alive forever, i'll die at some point." At least thats my asumption.

[@fireygaby]

Exactly

[@hi_wayyy]

Alternate title: Bird Dad gets excited about flying game in a block game

[@lommiiii]

game: *does everything you could fucking think of to ruin his run* phil: *beats it* game: "This is outrageous! It's unfair!"

[@roxxonsnowball8146]

Game:HIS HACKING HE IS TOO OLD WE NEED TO BAN BOOMERS

[@constaaa]

ROXXON SNOWBALL stop

[@Em2Dee2]

@@constaaa huh?

[@JustARegularPlayer]

@@constaaa hey m8 you should see this Sarcasm *pronounced /ˈsärˌkazəm/* noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. e.g. "his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment" (Source: Oxford Dictionary)

[@constaaa]

JustARegularPlayer that wasn’t sarcasm, and even if it is how am I supposed to fucking know its a message not a real person.

[@suchy8150]

Dr. Barney: barely lived and almost cries Phil: dies of laughter

[@roserad6080]

You can play this in VR too btw. I played it that way and it was the most surreal experience in my life ever, as it was also my first time playing vr Minecraft.

[@miababel1083]

What?

[@HummyLegends]

Really?

[@questionable1556]

Too scarz lol

[@myclutteredmess2271]

That would be terrifying. Time to get mc vr

[@LadyEzri]

Rewatching this after yesterday's MCC, the immense joy on his face playing this is amazing.

[@moonwalker7813]

Phil: *a* My serotonin level: * instantly rises for the first time in 10 years *

[@ace1diots]

Eyyy 69 likes! Nice :finger guns:

[@Zahmzahster]

@@ace1diots lol

[@fioremio]

This man... _He's insanely good at everything_

[@roundcorners1928]

His not a man :/ HIS A *GOD*

[@agoogleuser61836]

They don't call him Philza Minecraft for nothing

[@WhyAreTheOreoNamesTaken]

*Except fighting baby zombies apparently*

[@fallingthroughfog]

@@roundcorners1928 he is like birb

[@animosityworks]

Can he beat goku tho

[@chombee3608]

I love how u can see the fear in chat when they heard “not if, when”

[@dudedude2721]

It’s just fun as shit watching how excited Phil is. I love just the genuine hype in his voice and in his face

[@phoebew4073]

phils excitement for things makes me so happy whether it's Minecraft or Wilburs songs seeing him excited like that just makes me so happy

[@marselsidbskd4503]

and when he giggled like a little girl it just made me go 🥺. he was so excited to play and I just-

[@Ghost-lv8uw]

Yeah he was so excited to fly it's just- perfect-

[@bdogmarshall]

"Oh that's tight" "I might not have enough speed" That's what she said

[@jayismagic8560]

“This is gonna be awkward” -Philza Minecraft regarding his own impending death

[@Umbreon-nw3qc]

Watching Phil giggle like a child is the most wholesome thing ever

[@Umbreon-nw3qc]

This ladies and gentlemen is a fine example of a legend

[@Scyramine]

"Not if, it's a matter of when, boys" Phil what do you know that we don't.

[@eater_of_grass_beater_of_ass]

I'm pretty sure the real reason he only has one cannon death is because that couldn t think of a way to kill him three times in a short-ish period of time

[@Scyramine]

@@eater_of_grass_beater_of_ass probably

[@hiiro-xentral3171]

@@eater_of_grass_beater_of_ass I thought it was because someone said that since hes the Hardcore King that giving him one life seemed fitting

[@eater_of_grass_beater_of_ass]

@@hiiro-xentral3171 lol that too

[@alterego24122]

The script

[@akko_0641]

Another streamer: Im not going to do a flip Philza: -Actually do a flip -

[@_beanz_]

Seeing the pure happiness in his face whilst playing this gave me a really good day, and made me happy.

[@David-pq7fn]

Phil: hits button KZbin: ad Me: I sense a disturbance in the force

[@Kunuocho]

Phil’s youtube members are speed

[@TatoLmao]

First

[@roxxonsnowball8146]

Fast as fuck booiiiiii

[@kagerouimaizumi6514]

Pog

[@dragonfenix9080]

yes

[@ojczedonix]

spped

[@commanderdj]

Dr. Barney: About to fire himself into the core of the earth and freeze the planet. Phil: DUCK CAM B)

[@miggyishida14]

If he gets his canon death, we should call him Deadza

[@runawaygemm5397]

Ohhhhhhhh now you’re on to something

[@therealhuman5754]

Or phantom Phil

[@Jimmichang]

Or Ghost Minecraft

[@arandomrose5392]

Or Ghostza

[@Scatterbrained_Watching]

HAD THE SAME THOUGHT LOL

[@broccoliphrog4413]

PHIL WAS LKE A KID IN A GODDAMN CANDY STORE! this is so wholesome.

[@nhdsn]

Philza: *I won't go super fast yet* He was only using 5% of his power

[@averseffect]

Other Tunnels: Being normal Tunnel Four: *it’s rewind time*

[@pkthegod2685]

I can just hear Tubbo yelling at the top of his lungs.

[@mymythicalmadness8099]

Or just screaming in lowercase

[@FirstNameLastName-il8ev]

@@mymythicalmadness8099 aa

[@lukemicxllef]

whos tubbo and why is he screaming. that could seriously injure him

[@jassyanimations8947]

@@lukemicxllef we found him in a box and now he's president.

[@impossible9690]

@@lukemicxllef he also like-a da bee

[@willjones633]

"We will be here for hours if we don't move on" He moves on and the stream still lasts 8 hours

[@imnaji]

Phil: "0 deaths pog" Me: "you died at the end.."

[@wilburscoot4621]

where?

[@T355as]

When everything blew up

[@pee9636]

Imagine Philza, Wilbur, Techno, Tommy, and Tubbo all playing this together.

[@squarecircle_8886]

My favorite part of the stream was when tubbo and wilbur just stared fucking singing randomly

[@slavicmetro]

"im gonna sing the song by mother mother called hayloft" [sings ghosting by mother mother instead]

[@arrowx20]

Phil: 11:14 Noxcrew when they see his reaction: 🙂"We need more people like Phil"

[@MantisM1]

This is the one speedrunner I like that I’m not slightly sus of.

[@brokebrokeasf1125]

Same

[@dachikokolashvili1831]

True

[@someweirdkid745]

I love how when he’s in the credits he says “zero deaths pog” and the subtitles say “zero deaths pogba” lmao

[@rthanson7483]

Philza: *so excited when he gets to the first check point he is giggling* Me: *waiting for him to being annoyed by either wilbur or tommy.*

[@will0593]

How my grandparents said they got to school 😂

[@anothercomrade5160]

Finally Dad has Even cares for his KZbin kids.😄😄

[@roxxonsnowball8146]

Daddyyyyyyy finally uploaded video

[@livixzpimpom]

Neymar vendo Philza Minecraft faz parte de coisas que eu nunca pensei que veria

[@yeano7075]

Plot twist: phil never stops thinking about hardcore

[@MasterPButler]

Game: main character dies and the planets core blows up Philza: SEQUEL PLEASE

[@shortsentral]

Oh my God I remember seeing this years ago in the glory days of DanTDM. You've brought up a good memory for me. Thankyou

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Same though, I even see him play this map too!

[@aliyanadhira1587]

Phil: Let me just get in here and die instantly cause I don't know this tunnel Also Phil: did it first try This man is just amazing

[@DepressedPickles]

saw this up on my reccommended before I even got the notification, thanks youtube.

[@ocset4433]

me too

[@apa.cu.lamaie]

Same

[@77comps1]

Same

[@playswith_squirrels]

finally youtube! you got it right!

[@cookiekriss]

Same

[@averyharris7]

the terms of service said “tuna-poisoning” 10:24

[@2teethPogZa]

I will never forget this stream... the fact that I got to watch the whole thing it was insane... and it was the most fun I had... thank god for Christmas break... This might look like cliche but you guys don’t understand the commitment I have every weekend to watch his stream at 2am...

[@Sophie-PVTT]

In wich world part do u live ? The starts at 9 PM for me and ends around 12 PM, 1 AM or 2 AM

[@2teethPogZa]

I live in the Philippines... he streamed Terra from 2 to 8 AM

[@thehe2748]

When phil started uploaded his first vid Tommy was 2

[@sosig_g4684]

Phil's laugh sounds like a little kid on Christmas morning

[@meesh5423]

Its hilarious seeing a grown man get so excited over a glider block game.

[@hydranet]

he hit world record. but they accused him of cheating... The Ph1LzA Verdict

[@tindinolan5883]

Wait really?

[@chemstry2880]

Philza: 0 deaths! Nobody: The death at the end:

[@yuruzake5574]

Dr. Barney Is Ghostbur Reincarnated His Voice, Laugh, and Kindness Idunno-

[@bazinga4166]

"I hate you" Same i just cant describe how phil could do this all with 0 deaths im-

[@zgunepic]

You can see his sanity going away throughout this video

[@cesarportillo3849]

"What!? Oh it's a bedrock thing" Every person ever

[@X-Swap]

I want Grian and Phil to have a flying contest, it is my dying wish

[@jackthereaper5560]

*Vegeta gets thrown down from the lookout* "It isnt a matter of if" *sips tea* "Only a matter of when"

[@irakanaya]

Alan's bio said that his favorite color is blue. And he somehow sounds like Ghostbur at some point. Alan is Ghostbur confirmed?

[@avitchsandesu]

Why does Alan sounds like Wilbur talking in his funny accent?

[@yeh2103]

this is, by definition, poggers.

[@A_Bagel]

Meanwhile, my render distance loads so slow that I'm flying in a void the majority of the time.

[@sapphirewolf2475]

I love how the whole time he was flying and in between tunnels Phil looked so excited! This entire video he was just so happy and so enthusiastic. It gave off such amazing and wholesome vibes. ❤ Keep zooming Phil!

[@waningbloom]

It’s missing the manhunt theme, and that is a _cardinal sin._

[@rakktoast]

Watch the vod, at some point he put them manhunt music while speedrunning lol

[@biolett553]

Every time I here that glorious intro, my happy chemical levels go up

[@harmless_spider]

"WHAT?! oh, its bedrock." -Philza, jan 2021

[@seanlooloo6095]

I just finished Terra Swoop Force after playing it for 3hours. Bruh Philza made it look easy holy shit. It took me like 100+ deaths.

[@mr.homunculus]

Some how Phil got so exited he giggled like an anime school girl lol. 11:16

[@kaswrey]

KZbin comments: first People who watch Phil on twitch: are we a joke to you?

[@Sam-ls2sj]

2 uploads in a week? thanks Phil

[@sepiasmith5065]

I didn't realize how much he loved this - the giggles make it so much fun to watch. I love watching people have fun. also seriously wtf he is so good I could watch him play elytra maps all day. "this is actually difficult" he says, with literal zero deaths even with three runs of something first try

[@kofimoon-vv-8279]

not gonna lie, when I saw him go through the smaller spots I was expecting Techno suddenly be like "PHILZA WATCH OUT"

[@noble_firefly7666]

Phil, you're like a kid in a candy store with this. All giddy.

[@chippednailpolishh]

One of my favorite streamers playing something he loves, makes great content.

[@beniboy2274]

"Not if, it's a matter of when" I wasn't listening when he said this but people are saying he did so. Anyway, I feel like it obviously has to be a matter of when since the whole world is restarting for 1.16.4 and also coolness

[@CypherUnderscore]

The best thing of watching philza do it is that then I dont have to come back to finish it

[@rolandholmdahl797]

Omg. I am getting a huge nostalgia trip right now. I haven't seen this gamemode in over 7 years.

[@xyrjann]

Philza is like a excited 13 Year old, watching the new Movie Trailer XD