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[@mr.whimsic6902]

4:20 You can make the other tools, you just have to crouch next to the crafting top after placing it down

[@PhoenixSC]

But what if you have back pain?

[@sourlesscream1272]

@@PhoenixSC then your too old for minecraft

[@flobell]

@@PhoenixSC if steve can do the peace sign then you can crouch

[@WeegeeFan1Studios]

So wait a minute what the heck is the point of creating rest of the flippin crafting table if you can just use the top leather and it work?!

[@xenno8496]

I genuinely want a mod that does this now, then again that might just be the Sevtech Ages loving Masochist in me :,)

[@AlphaMC]

No, half a heart is actually 10/17ths of a heart (58.82%) because there are 20 red pixels out of 34 spaces That means 4/7 of a heart would be 57.14%, so the percent error is 1.7%

[@shugabush_is_king]

Respect for doing dat math ✊

[@AlphaMC]

@@shugabush_is_king yup, i like math lol

[@bowxfire5275]

Is it after accounting for natural regeneration? Because Minecraft isn't known to do mistakes in pixels. Totally haven't done pixels wrong in anything else at all.

[@BIue.Beanie]

Good job on math 👍

[@AltraHapi]

Hunger games players now yelling "AAAAHHHHH I'M EXACTLY 10/17THS OF A HEART LEFT, let me eat a golden apple behind this corner and hope no one spots me."

[@TheEngieTF2]

I like how even after several texture changes Mojang made, the Gold Ingot is still being treated as the butter in Minecraft

[@bowxfire5275]

It is butter. Have you not seen the durability on gold pickaxe? A wood pickaxe can break almost 2x blocks as gold pickaxe. Gold pickaxes need buff.

[@donaldrts]

​@@bowxfire5275 Have you ever tried hitting someone with a pure gold rod irl? That thing will bend in half. Meanwhile a Wooden Rod wouldn't.

[@RedDragonLVSSRS]

​@@donaldrtsisn't this the game where you chop the bottom of the tree and it stays up?

[@RyanTosh]

Yeah. I get the whole "butter mines fast but is low durability" niche, but it's still wayyy too low. Ooh...what if, to go with the whole "gold is more enchantable" thing, gold tools with unbreaking lasted much longer? E.g., instead of unbreaking I/II/III making the durability approximately 2×/3×/4× higher, it was like 8×/27×/64× (cubed)? That would make an unbreaking III gold tool last around 2000 uses, comparable to an unenchanted diamond tool

[@ok-yt3cl]

​@@RedDragonLVSSRS what is wrong with that? Pretty normal

[@Nomorevideoshere5]

2:17 bro is mixing ever drug ever made

[@UltraLuigi2401]

1:42 That's the number of possible tic-tac-toe games, but since Minecraft recipes don't account for the order you place stuff, there are only 3^9 = 19683 possible recipes when each slot can only be x, o, or blank. Many of those don't include a 3 in a row so the actual number is even less. Wikipedia says there are 138 terminal board positions when ignoring rotations and reflections and assuming x goes first. Removing the 3 draws and multiplying by 16 to account for the assumptions (4 rotations * 2 reflection * 2 for o going first) made by that number yields "only" 2160 necessary recipes.

[@QueenGreenflame]

Holy crap that deserves applause 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@lukemelaia2461]

Ha! Math Nerrrrrd. However even more importantly, Minecraft recipes are actually not strictly based on a predefined set of items. It is possible to write a custom recipe type which just looks for the winning condition of 3 in a row and supplies an output based on the winner, if a win is found. This means we should only need to look for a total of 8 different possible combinations of the same item (3+3+2 for x, y, and diagonal) and finally a 9th possibility being either x or o. Since we don’t care about which piece won until we determine there’s actually a winner, we can ignore piece type checking until the end.

[@UltraLuigi2401]

​@@lukemelaia2461 This knowledge would half the number of recipes to 1080 since you don't need to define which one went first, but it wouldn't help with the fact that other items not part of the winning row may or may not be present.

[@PhoenixSC]

Holy crap - I'm not even gonna check if that's right, but it does sound accurate.

[@Sledg0matic]

@@lukemelaia2461 @UltraLuigi2401 Really, all you need to check for is the win conditions: Three up, three down or three diagonal. Crafting is already automagically agnostic towards position and mirroring within the grid, so all that needs doing outside that is making sure that extraneous X's and O's are formulated as optional in the recipe.

[@jondorthebrinkinator]

3:24 The skeletons aren't fat, they're just big boned.

[@monky8557]

"I'M NOT FAT, I'M JUST BIG BONED" - Eric Cartman

[@tealmuchwow]

Legend has it that you've gotta respect their authoritah

[@DuckGoesViral]

calcium

[@nguyentrongkhang7644]

They follow Dani's advice

[@MinecraftDood02]

“I’m not fat! I’m poofy!” Many, 2012

[@HistoryUnwound]

Recognized the Flying Creeper instantly. That was definitely Grian trying it on just before he and Scar decided to terrorize Cleo. Or, “Until recently, the Worst thing Scar has ever done”.

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

"Until recently". Poor Doc...

[@worlethedragon6324]

I also recognized the creeper. Ahh, good times.

[@popcornproductions2]

Yeah! I knew it instantly too

[@Japan_flag]

2:00 bro that is the country I live in its Myanmar 🇲🇲 and ain’t no way bro this is goofy💀💀💀

[@AltraHapi]

0:29 DanTDM is secretly FLANDRE SCARLET from the smash hit 2002 game Touhou: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil??!?

[@ericgolightly8450]

Omg!

[@TitanChromeE]

HoLy ShI-

[@tripletsborn4628]

True

[@Ness199X]

he's ness

[@henryfleischer404]

Ah, Touhou 6, the first Touhou game.

[@ZUnknownFox]

For that last one actually you just use the cloth you just made as a crafting table to make the rest (with another cloth) and then you build the crafting table.

[@ericgolightly8450]

You can get sticks from trees and iron from ore.

[@user-vu9ug4vb3u]

Crafting carpet.... Sounds good

[@Joe_Potts]

Then why bother crafting the table? Just use the crafting carpet lol

[@Alex53Ace]

​@@Joe_Potts You could make so you can only use the carpet for the crafting table

[@Joe_Potts]

@@Alex53Ace like maybe it can only craft a few things (say, the amount of things needed to craft the table?) then breaks. That could be a way to do it

[@4Jpeg]

2:45 that aint bonemeal thats bonefeast 💀💀 Edit: Thank you for the likes

[@jadeeesm]

Frfr 💀 💀

[@foolishness9020]

That aint bonefeast thats potassium banquet💀💀

[@Whxd37hd7hd7ehu]

Boner meal 💀💀

[@Lirby_12-.]

It's the exquisitely stuffed effect from terraria

[@UltraMilk_enjoyer]

Man killed the whole skeleton he gon use the whole skeleton

[@Xoara-d1q]

Me:DONT read slab backwards oh well what’s is the worst thing Bals Phoenix:WHY DID YOUUUUU EVILL PERSON!!

[@hioman]

1:34 aren't there recipes in the game where the order doesn't matter (like flint and steel)? I know it would make non-wins look like wins, but it could be possible (Also, you don't have to do anything for ties)

[@PhoenixSC]

Good point - I forgot about symmetry. You would probably still need tens of thousands of recipes!

[@Super.........]

​@@PhoenixSC im not doing that

[@beaclaster]

@@PhoenixSC book?

[@MudakTheMultiplier]

@@PhoenixSC If you can find a way to do rotational and mirror symmetry I'm pretty sure the number of game states is only in the double digits. I remember seeing an article years ago where someone made a "computer" out of tinker toys that could play tic tac toe optimally because of this.

[@CatCraftez]

Don’t you only need to make recipes for winning and not losing too

[@ChrisHinners008]

0:06 it looks like he’s TWERKING

[@tropicl9876]

You have permanently ruined my view of hp 0:45

[@asroczka]

Same

[@ThinkingCrimson]

Not for me!

[@titanicpikmin]

Sheep squared 🎉

[@Thisis_phil1234]

0:01 Steve be hittin' those squats

[@aidenblaze075]

Ain’t no way bro made a timestamp for the first second of the video😭

[@Richpeterofficial]

Steve be throwing it back

[@criggman]

Turn up or down the speed and watch how fast and slow Steve moves

[@normanoelle8121]

0:01 ah yes twerking steve

[@HalesWilliam]

Or someting else

[@DEANTHEBEANTHEMACHINE]

​@@HalesWilliam💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@vincentcook7742]

​@@HalesWilliamayyoo

[@HaryanviKashmiri]

domain expansion, infinite backshots.

[@SuFFr]

Fr

[@Darkest_Hour]

4:26 Silly Phoenix, those are a leather mat and some iron tools, not stew.

[@knighthospitaller634]

​@enriqueamaya3883I don't think your a follower of Christ

[@achillelegrand1680]

He say stud

[@sweet_honey188]

He said "this frickin' stu-

[@forsxcs7]

Bals, i dont get it

[@billy422]

it sounds like balls (the balls between your thighs)

[@KaleSpears-w1h]

Who’s gonna tell him

[@goneman2195]

phoenix eats a carrot 6 times bigger than him and it adds one and half a hunger bar dang

[@PhoenixSC]

My metabolism is unmatched.

[@kiilee5963]

@@PhoenixSC metabolism faster than the speed of light

[@White_Light13]

-Possible Bowser's inside story reference? /hj-

[@denis_ursu5487]

@@kiilee5963 metabolism faster than vomiting (lol)

[@zeussoulhd2169]

No matter the size, carrot is still carrot, son

[@Idontfuckingknow553]

0:18 memory's:((

[@PhantomGato-v-]

It was nostalgic Until he became Flan Touhou In which case it is still nostalgic but also comedic

[@Idontfuckingknow553]

@@PhantomGato-v- yeah

[@ZiddieArts79]

Wdym

[@Idontfuckingknow553]

@@ZiddieArts79 talking about dantdm

[@ZiddieArts79]

@@Idontfuckingknow553 show me a link, idk

[@DylanLCutshall]

1:53 please don't ever give Minecraft skins hands. It looks horrible and disgusting

[@Truewolfguy]

Bro That always existed since 2015

[@DylanLCutshall]

@@Truewolfguy I know, and it has been the most disgusting non-Minecraft looking thing ever since.

[@Thebestbobbyboy]

I like how the action figures have hands, but only for the action figures

[@WEBSITE-940]

I live in myanmar lol

[@SmallPotato95]

@@DylanLCutshallL

[@FusionCyborg]

3:44 Supposedly the arrested user in question was in New Jersey.

[@ShadovvXero]

Yeah, he was reacting to a clip of the sheriff speaking out against Jewish hate crimes

[@samurexatlas7373]

Make the Crafting Top act as a way to make the other pieces! Exclusively. And then smack them onto the wood

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

Wait no, it actually gives more attention to villages as they are one of (possibly the only) structures with naturally spawning crafting tables

[@GenTheFurredArtist]

​@@Freeze-n-Frost Crafting table robbery

[@アダム-e1q]

yes an then if you use the top two times it breaks of course

[@jk55092]

Thumbnail: "don't say slab backwards" Me: "Bals? OH GO-"

[@Pizza-b8l]

FR

[@iangonzalez1937]

Don't say tihs backwards...

[@ASTR0L0GY_1T]

don’t say kcid backwards..

[@FLUFFF._.OFFICALL]

dont say kcuf backwards…

[@jenniferspecht670]

​@@fundyisgreatoh its just balls

[@TheAdvertisement]

I love how the start of this vid is Phoenix realizing that crouching/t-bagging really is just hip thrusting.

[@RileyNiko]

2:52 "Now take responsibility. And EAT IT!"

[@supersmashbrosultimatewarr4522]

0:22 bruh this brings me so much nostalgia

[@dewbackproductions5428]

3:58 I DiD iT

[@CesarSalad69]

HE DID IT

[@legoldmanofficial8944]

Balls

[@ZiddieArts79]

Bars

[@rafael-1801]

Blas

[@Lilystocalifeworld]

​@Austingamer325sllab

[@CycloneBOT]

At 2:31 steve looks like a cigarette

[@Crayonboutjoe]

hey kid watcha smokin’?

[@SigTheCat]

3:59 Slab backwards sounds like my friend's irl last name 💀

[@RemiliaScarlet0]

As a touhou fan, i confirm dantdm is the real Flandre Scarlet from Touhou 6: Embodiment Of Scarlet Devil.

[@astralogicsktt5437]

no way

[@Azka08086]

3:16 why the zombie looks like average hispanic girl💀

[@thomasparsons4871]

Let’s be honest, it would be an interesting challenge if you couldn’t craft a crafting table in the first two minutes of Minecraft, and also couldn’t make one without finding an existing one.

[@Jorvalt]

At that point you could just grab the crafting table instead of making a new one.

[@tivuk]

Yea you would need to find a village with crafting table or an igloo

[@S0n0fG0D]

2:25 did anyone else notic the actual prison bars on the window? 😂

[@The_DemonKing]

3:44 hi to the 3 people who use timed comments

[@paperbagman9012]

Hi

[@Phoenix_stern]

Hi

[@Pit31415]

Jokes on you there's 4

[@xero1152]

Jokes on you there’s 5.

[@kukyo_xela4755]

Jokes on you there's 6

[@harrisonkarn2078]

3:00 That is clearly sheep^3.

[@Fifasher2K]

Sheep^3 is a sheep made out of sheep made out of sheep.

[@overforest1195]

​@@Fifasher2K That would be Sheep^4. Sheep^2 would be a sheep pixel art made of sheep.

[@Fifasher2K]

@@overforest1195 but sheep^4 is sheep made out of sheep mabe out of sheep made out of sheep, not sheep made out of sheep made out of sheep.

[@MrCommentGod]

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 4:28

[@ben_G.64]

Very useful

[@alphalance9408]

Super helpful

[@nef444]

Thx for help bro

[@DeadMedia-vf4je]

0:27 still to this day DanTDM hasn’t played Touhou or knows who Flandre is

[@ReiCaixa]

0:40 Awwwww I'm quitting the game now.

[@besquareorbethere8093]

Did anyone else get Bowser's Inside Story vibes from 2:55?

[@Crackey75]

DUDE, the giga carrot

[@ezzran]

Exactly what I thought

[@arc4na_]

love how eating the giant carrot gives less hunger than a normal one

[@eyemoisturizer]

@enriqueamaya3883 You're trying to replace yourself You're trying to replace yourself, you're trying to replace yourself You're trying to replace yourself, you're trying to replace yourself You're trying to replace yourself, you're trying to replace yourself You're trying to replace yourself, you're Carving out a fact from a reckoning! Beckoning your back, skin sagging off its skeleton Levitating off the ground Is another man wearing your face! All the other false identities Remedies or enemies to mitigate your memories Shuddered at what they found When they stripped away the grace! Eulogy or biography I'm who I oughta be And that is God to me Never never never! So, my God, what's wrong with me? If who I wanna be might be Never never never Never never never Never never never No, never! You'll never take me alive, baby! You'll never take me alive You'll never take me, you'll never take me, you better pray that I die! You'll never take me alive, baby! You'll never take me ali-i-i-ive! You'll never take me, you'll never take me, and no, you're never gon' find Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself! Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself! Damn, I thought you're not your imposter You're so sure you're not gonna get caught! Dead in your own skin But you didn't choose what you were born in! And add another man to your repertoire Ready in your head and fed upon your memoirs Still, the same rules apply From the birthday to the mourning! What you feel and what you do Are those things really you? And if not, then what is? Never never never! So, my God, what's wrong with you? And I'm still asking who that is! Never never never Never never never Never never never No, never! You'll never take me alive, baby! You'll never take me alive You'll never take me, you'll never take me, you better pray that I die! You'll never take me alive, baby! You'll never take me ali-i-i-ive! You'll never take me, you'll never take me, and no, you're never gon' find Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself! Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself! You'll never take me alive, baby! (This is not enough) You'll never take me alive (This is not enough to prove it yet!) You'll never take me, you'll never take me, you better pray that I die! (No, I need to hit the bottom) You'll never take me alive, baby! (This is not enough) You'll never take me alive (This is not enough to prove it yet!) You'll never take me, you'll never take me, you better pray that I die! (No, I need to hit the bottom) Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself! Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself! Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself! Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself! Hey!

[@dobeikwan3684]

@enriqueamaya3883only thing this is shaming is christians god damnit your just making them seem like they are begging for people to follow

[@Meso.Botamia]

So i was right, size doesn't matter.

[@ufloc]

@enriqueamaya3883 shut up

[@danielbedrossian5986]

That carrot should makes you explode! Grow, inflate, explode!

[@kosudesu]

3:10 ima need this texture pack when i collect every mob in my hardcore world

[@chrisalex82]

1:16 💀💀💀

[@PhantomGato-v-]

OH MY GOD DAN TURNED INTO FLAN TOUHOU NO WAY

[@ThomasStephanieLott]

What is wrong with bals cuz I can't read I just put slabs and then spelled it backwards and I can't read so I'm using my microphone like the button you can press on your mobile phone so I don't know what's wrong with bals I just figured it out balls I think that's what it says bad words no it's about weight different balls has two L's and slab backwards has one

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

1:05 I know exactly what that is. So basically, that is a pumpkin head retextured to look like a creeper, then the person gave themself an invis potion, and put on an elytra (Grian and Scar did this as a prank on Hermitcraft one time and it was hilarious) Edit: Oh wait, there were comments about it in the video

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

@enriqueamaya3883 This is the perfect thing for me to read rn bc I’m at falls creek for the first time and I really needed this message. Thank you 💜

[@notyours807]

The Banner at 3:37 is not a typo. That's a real thing.

[@steelcommander5751]

nah its a typo it shouldvee been CONCENTRATION

[@XD-tw4uj]

@@steelcommander5751ah i see

[@Esc7221]

no its not a typo its a real thing ive seen in it person its in maldives at a hospital

[@neilmarkv.bernado3048]

​@@steelcommander5751it is a real thing search it up

[@divswain]

1:12 that was a player named 'Goodtimes with Scars' using a creeper skin with elytra on a SMP server named 'Hermitcraft' to scare fellow players aka Hermits.

[@ThatAceCrow]

I am pretty sure that is Grian wearing it tho. But yeah.

[@divswain]

@@ThatAceCrow umm Grian and Scar were flying together I think to scare Cleo and Bdubs

[@ThatAceCrow]

@@divswain it wasn't gem it was Cleo. I am also saying the image was from Grian episode.

[@divswain]

@@ThatAceCrow maan my memory suck so bad. Edit it now.

[@ThomasStephanieLott]

Yeah how do you make the crafting table if you already have a crafting table and why do you make the crafting table if you already got a crafting table you can just use the crafting table that you already have

[@Melechtna]

Actually, for that last one, it would make villages more crucial, because you'd have to get a crafting table from another source other than yourself....that actually sounds like a really cool idea for a mod.

[@Melechtna]

@enriqueamaya3883 Or just stop being weak willed and you'll realize shame is just pointless self hatred and the inability to not cave into peer pressure.

[@TheRaptorMovies]

@enriqueamaya3883 Been there done that, all I felt was shamed. Do us all a favor and stop forcing your religion on other people, okay?

[@fuser9892]

​@@TheRaptorMoviesreally? Have you really done it and felt ashamed?

[@rubycutcliffe2709]

1:05 its grain being grian

[@Vinesus]

3:44 it’s actually fairly common on the internet to make a threat and then finish it up with “in (insert game)”

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

Wth we have flandre scarlet in memecrack now

[@HajimeHitoshiHideo]

The character at 0:30 is Flandre Scarlet, the extra boss in the 2002 Bullet Hell videogame "Touhou Project 6 Koumakyou ~ The Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil"

[@aaamogusthespiderever2566]

flan about to be quite silly

[@malthe236]

3:29 is that advanced combat from bloody battle or what

[@malthe236]

Like the item

[@roncabute8302]

It's roblox

[@malthe236]

@@roncabute8302 bloody battle is a Roblox game…

[@roncabute8302]

@@malthe236 ok i did not know

[@czpiaor]

0:33 If that is realistic Minecraft, then would the inventory be a prison wallet? 🤔😳

[@nnk.723]

1:06 ayo bro thats not ass thats leg

[@robbin121]

1:45 ayo why is the lantern in the middle of the block??? Who noticed?

[@superbakkas122]

Skibity toilet

[@CasualCatYT]

Who thinks they should add more colors to dyes wools concretes etc? Honestly I’d love that.

[@seigel2289]

At 1:30, why is it 255168 recipes? If each tile of tic-tac-toe can have only 3 possible values (O, X and blank) shouldn't there be 3^9 = 19683 possible recipes? Moreover this should just be an upper bound, since not all posibilities are legal games (like, all blank, all O's or all X's shouldn't be a recipe since it isn't a possible game)

[@thebearer8904]

It's explained like 12 seconds after this in the timed section, but basically 255168 is the amount of possible tic-tac-toe games but crafting doesn't account for the order you place the items in so it's different. It should be 19683 though (i think).

[@Zubigri]

Less, some are not finished games

[@Selimthegamer-z3t]

Slab Bals THE THUMBNAIL

[@luislebronaponte2737]

OMG YES A modpack where you need to acquire 'everything' in order to surpass your human limitations. Basically, you start your world and have a hitbox per body piece, limited hearts per piece (and overall), limited hunger and thirst, and can only hold 1 item per hand. Don't have a recipe book, and can't sprint forever (stamina). Also can't jump the same height for forever. Like... it gets lower and lower the more you jump, but it depends on how fast the consecutive jumps are from one another and how many you have done. One would also not be able to use any type of commands at all whatsoever (not even the /help since that one would count as one). You'd need to sleep in order to maintain your stamina at a max+slight surplus (you could basically decide for about 'how long' you'd sleep for. The default amount wouldn't give you any extra stamina, but sleeping slightly more would reward you with a bit more max stamina per day, but the reward gets lower and lower until you reach the max amount that you can earn from just sleeping a bit more. Ok, so done with the realistic part (there is more that you, the reader to this comment, can definitely add to the realism of this hypothetical modpack, though). Now onto the challenge. Basically, it's MC and you'd still be living in a fantasy world anyway. You'd just start off as a regular-ass human with all our goofy-ah weaknesses (even moving slower depending on the weight of what you have on you). Basically, the modpack would allow one to: Unlock personal inventory (both the hotbar and the rest of it). Unlock recipe book. Unlock accessories Be able to hold an item with extra inventory (pretty sure the modpack would include backpacks and whatnot). Unlock extra hunger bar. Unlock extra hearts per piece and later on have it all merge to one health bar (like vanilla MC). Unlock commands Nether and End would obviously not be removed since it's the player that would basically be affected by this. Not the world. (Well, unless you download mods to make the world itself realistic af as well and disable other dimensions and other wacky MC stuff like floating blocks and modify its physics.). Basically, the player would be able to eventually become a regular MC player with the extra ability to be able to use cheats (unless you don't want to become too OP and so you remove that mod in particular). Also, a sort of "JEI" mod would need to be added that would work similar to the recipe book where you unlock new recipes as long as you have obtained a derivative item of another one. Omg I forgot to also mention that the experience would also need an overhaul and you'd unlock the ability to lvl up your different skills (you wouldn't be able to lvl up anything in the beginning until you unlock the ability to do so. You'd pretty much be able to mine up to stone and stay there until you unlock the ability to mine other shit. Last time I checked, we don't automatically know how to mine shit lmao). So, yeah. It would become pretty- Oh, and at the beginning you'd be limited to only one life until you get the ability to keep coming back to life. It is what it is. Anyway, as I was saying, it would become pretty hardcore for casual players, but those that want to experience vanilla MC with a touch of realism and higher challenge with sorta high risk high reward, would be able to. Anyway, I'll probably see what I can find so see if I can sorta make this possible for myself. And I think I'm not the only one who has ever thought of such a thing since there is a "Literally Real Life" modpack in Curseforge. Lololol If you've read thus far, thanks for reading my rambling about a hypothetical.

[@zeekzambory7367]

3:49 is real. I saw it in my reccomended news.

[@myshondaharrison6458]

BALS

[@bobthestringbuilder7861]

The crafting table is like the Anvil from dwarf fortress, when an old world is deleted, a single crafting table escapes and goes into the new world, allowing the cycle to continue. Don’t ask where the 1st one came from, it’s in the text when you leave the end probably.

[@florentinaioionyn4473]

Slab backword's: Slab? WHAT NEXT? Bals? B A L L S ?

[@FatYoshi619]

2:14 im sorry but them kneading the dough with punching noise in the background made me laugh.

[@sirjorm]

the way phoenix pronounced "Myanmar" absolutely killed me

[@ASocialistTransGirl]

isnt that how it’s pronounced?+

[@WikiGaming69]

thats where i live i live near myanmar plaza

[@sirjorm]

@@ASocialistTransGirl no..... definitely not

[@ASocialistTransGirl]

@@sirjorm what’s the IPA pronunciation? i googled the pronunciation and it seems he pronounced it correctly

[@amandanewport9483]

Hey Phoenix, SC would you like 64 oak bals

[@christiancinnabars1402]

With the Crafting Top, you actually have to place it on top of a wood plank, then, with its limited 10 uses, craft the tools, make another Crafting Top, then combine them all into the infinite use Crafting Table. Then you can use the first Crafting Top to make another Crafting Table to share with your friends. Kind of a more complex process, as is a lot of Minecraft early game, but hopefully it doesn't dissuade you from trying out more of the game. It gets really fun once you get past the initial learning curve!

[@Gumpleworp]

I’ve made some lifelong friends workin together to make that first infinite-use crafting table. Can’t blame newer players like Phoenix for getting a bit tripped up by it though.

[@pkmnfrk]

expert mod packs in a nutshell

[@ThatOneHacker305]

2:00 yes phoenix, you can. believe in yourself

[@RaiBlu10]

WAIT W-

[@MainLaneShorts]

💀CU-

[@miguelcrafter2997]

The last one is like you need a sciccors to open a pack with sciccors but you don't have one because the sciccors to open the pack is in the pack

[@crafty7068]

its always a good day when phenox uploads a hmmmmmmm

[@bsaednnmgointuvtjstairhvrqujnb]

phenoxsc

[@YOEL_44]

*penix

[@Lirby_12-.]

Who would win phenox or sonk

[@joieanthonyraquinio617]

​@@Lirby_12-. pheni

[@Lirby_12-.]

@@joieanthonyraquinio617 i see

[@美奈都子スピー]

peace sign in legos.. thats really a good peace sign if you ask me (no)

[@ThatAceCrow]

The creeper with wings is from Hermitcraft. Goodtimeswithscar a member made a texture pack with a pumpkin. In the image its Grian, he was just as baffled.

[@erorr.sanitynotavailable6937]

Good ol’ scar

[@nuggetnoah15]

Slab backwards->bals

[@onebilliontacos3405]

4:05 Always thought about this, glad too see I'm not the only one.

[@kiyoriikari]

i like how dan turned into a touhou character. i think most people wont know this game series but its still cool

[@RemiliaScarlet0]

fr

[@Manofantaa]

1:22 bro is solving for X💀

[@Astrryxoxo]

Slabs Sbals Or Slab Bals. BALLS!

[@ducknotducky]

Any1 else notice that Steve was selected on the milk bucket while he was punching the dough?

[@AstroEli133]

I did.

[@Lirby_12-.]

I did wh- oh

[@hephaestus8266]

4:10 those are clearly pliers.

[@tman7419]

Sorry I imagined 🤓 when I read this

[@TheEngieTF2]

1:52 The Myanmar Plaza is one of the only ones who truly knows that Minecraft is a complete ripoff of Roblox

[@ericgolightly8450]

I'm pretty sure they are completely unrelated but ok

[@YOEL_44]

I think Minecraft is older, wouldn't it be the other way around?

[@nirrrzoom]

​@@YOEL_44broo minceraft is 2009 boblox is 2006

[@NoviceTinkerer]

and Roblox proceeds to rip-off from the developers

[@YOEL_44]

@@nirrrzoom oh well...

[@mehmetaliguner8081]

You don’t have the balls to say “slab” backwards

[@Laserbeams17]

Slab➡️bals =➡️balls🥜🍐Wich one balls

[@nayaka0254]

No d, no balls, and probably no butthol since this guy feeds on the radiation

[@Zera8668]

🎱that one

[@Kyle-fp5yg]

Real life? 2:06

[@BrotatoeGod]

IRL footage wi5h mincradt bar and arm overlapped

[@DarknesTheTrailblazer]

what is real life

[@CZghost]

That winged creeper is actually from Hermitcraft. Somebody took a screenshot from Grian's video where they trolled Hermits with this custom creeper model (which is a carved pumpkin, so it's wore on the head). Take an invis potion, equip this creeper model, equip Elytra, and you can sore around as a creeper with wings :D

[@BrotherLongLegs8]

👍🤓😍😐💪😍😭😭😬😍😭🤓😍😐❌😳😭😬😳😬😑😭☺️😑🎹☺️👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹😊👹👹👹😬👹👹👹👹☺️😬😬😬😬🔫😐👍🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹

[@alexanderramos4975]

Me seeing the thumbnail and realizing my whole life was a lie

[@GamerX-2000]

The last one would be a cool way to make the game harder. Now you need to find a crafting table in a village to make a crafting table. This would make the crafting table so much more valuable.

[@justserious3205]

​@enriqueamaya3883what

[@Mx.muffin]

@enriqueamaya3883 what

[@beezzinha]

how about just stealing the crafting table from the village

[@Captain_Timezone]

0:50 yay mario theme

[@AethenTheProotTheSecond]

3:10 I WANT THAT TEXTURE PACK

[@socialistrecyclebin]

🤨📸

[@goldenemerald830]

Same here, i want it

[@Ki_smol_bean]

“BAILS” just melted the creators game

[@cocacola4blood365]

0:13 All your Face are belong to us.

[@Zack_Roblox.]

allyourbasearebelongtous allyourfacearebelongtous perfect💀💀💀

[@realmariowahoo]

Nobody: Mario Physics: 0:54

[@sea_ferret]

3:29 THATS MY FRIEND BAGELS!!! WE PLAYED THAT GAME!! (game is called survive herobrine by corruptedskittle124)

[@NoriKassidy]

I saw the DanTDM bit and just became really nostalgic all of a sudden, even if it was a joke. It feels like so long ago.

[@ryanjahansir7577]

2:50 MEGA MEAL

[@JoshuaThompson-ut4fb]

Nah that's a skeleton meal 💀💀💀💀

[@notalostnumber8660]

Time to make a pixel consistent heart texture

[@PhantomGato-v-]

Flan fumo doesn't talk about Flan Touhou. What

[@aaamogusthespiderever2566]

@@PhantomGato-v-nuke birbs and destructive vampires

[@RemiliaScarlet0]

@@PhantomGato-v- wtf.... no way...

[@PhantomGato-v-]

@@aaamogusthespiderever2566 Okuu is my 3rd fav

[@yume2727]

Flandre Scarlet Fumo?

[@ilikeanime1610]

3:11 yes please

[@Thebestbobbyboy]

Oof

[@nef444]

no, plz