Phoebe Waller-Bridge Explains a Typical British Day | Vanity Fair

[@Jean_Genie]

'Everyone's asking "Are you alright?" with a kind of panicked look in their eyes because they can't really say what their real emotions are'...yep, pretty accurate London behaviour

[@ChopperLang]

Also, they're desperately afraid someone's going to answer truthfully.

[@hannahjsatterlee]

@robertp.3351what do u mean

[@mt_gox]

@@hannahjsatterlee r u ok hannah?

[@lewis7515]

@@mt_gox Lol.

[@CatoHdez.]

Yesss hahahah so accurate

[@margaux9633]

THE FOX "I love you - it will pass" forever in my heart ❤️

[@friendoffrancis]

It's so true about the foxes! On my second trip to London, I saw one headed down the street at 2am with an apple in its mouth. Dude looked like he owned the place 😂

[@leylarustamova]

this is now the 1001st reason I want to visit London

[@CayisRguez]

omg, I just catch the Priest fear. I thought that he has an irrational fear of foxes, but it's just a normal London thing.

[@kaspermigi9456]

Effortlessly humorous

[@manicpixiememegirl_]

the violent flashbacks i got to fleabag s2 when she mentioned the fox

[@richardmiller4841]

"Heat: the oracle of truth in this country". The sarcasm is so dry, I worry that non-Brits won't get it.

[@Manhatten212]

Hi there. American here. Not to worry. We are fluent in sarcasm be it ever so dry. Sleep well. Cheers!

[@emmasol523]

I mean I look at the cover story and got it.

[@TheNefastor]

@@Clipzilla42 indeed. It's the most basic, lowest hanging fruit kind of sarcasm I could think of. I had been led to believe that she's a comedian. I was expecting Monty Python or Yes Minister, or even Benny Hill. She's so much more bland and boring I'd have more fun looking at beige paint.

[@derrickstorm6976]

We get it, it's just so lame

[@pezushka]

"I worry that others aren't as sophisticated as me."

[@yvanbaquir8950]

I thought she'd tell the fox that he went that way

[@sarahgbrand]

this was so darn entertaining

[@sonyavs455]

Much better than the What’s In My Bag videos. Ha! Love this.

[@hayleylucido6799]

she is so naturally funny i love her

[@TheNefastor]

What was the funny part, exactly ?

[@asahk7419]

@@TheNefastor The joke about your bike getting stolen which she didn't forget about even if she told it at three different times during the day

[@TheNefastor]

@@asahk7419 I don't see how that's funny in any way shape or form.

[@asahk7419]

@@TheNefastor that is because you have no sense of humour. Hope that helps.

[@santanu-fr]

@@TheNefastor you can't see because it's not funny.

[@varsha9682]

this was so beautifully portrayed, she is a great story teller

[@ejkalegal3145]

No she is not.

[@Esta-Beed]

She is vile

[@hazal2170]

@@ejkalegal3145calm down grandpa

[@alexusrillo2429]

Seriously you are smoking something varsha

[@bubandlisa]

She is a CHAMPAGNE SOCIALIST she wouldnt give you the steam.off of her 💩 on the coldest winter day.

[@fireflyuk]

I feel the need to point out that probably 99.8% of us Brits do not sound like this

[@chse13]

what you'd sound like then? i mean which bits of phoebe u don't sound like?

[@xoxoFRHxoxo]

@@chse13I’m American, so I could be wrong, but he probably meant most Brits don’t sound so painfully posh in comparison. To be fair, she is an actress and has probably been trained to speak this way.

[@TooGood4Gamesv1]

@@xoxoFRHxoxo Definitely was not trained to talk that way lol, people do talk like that in the UK, but like the initial comment states, percentage of someone actually talking like that is very low in population comparison. In the UK there are around 40 different accents although being a small country (minus the high population despite small land mass)

[@rickfairfax9631]

I’d guess quite a few Americans think that Brits all do sound like that because they don’t distinguish anything between Cockney and the Queen unless they’re an American who spends a lot of time watching British TV and movies.

[@freja201]

@@xoxoFRHxoxo i don't think this is about her being an actress, but her family is posh in general. her wikipedia bio page is kinda crazy lol

[@soijustlistenedto...]

4:25 "Will you be long? I just wanna get a packet of Hula Hoops" I'm just a simple person, I see PWB content, I click. Love her, always.

[@laneythelame]

This girl has such charisma!!!

[@Sheridan2LT]

SHE'S MAGICAL I LOVE HERRRRR--

[@ejkalegal3145]

Charisma? She has all the charisma of a toilet tissue, post wipe.

[@Old-School-Liberal]

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[@payt01]

In the same way that potatoes just exude charisma.. Not to mention Brussel sprouts!

[@Branlunde]

As always Phobe Waller Bridge is such a personality

[@TheNefastor]

So is Boris Johnson. I can't tell if you're complimenting or insulting her. If you're insulting her, we're on the same page.

[@fred7883]

You mean narcissistic?

[@philmitchell91]

Oh she's definitely a personality alright. An annoying one...

[@KizzMyAbs]

Such an insufferable personality yeah

[@sorelles_world]

She totally nailed the British social culture 😂

[@DeepEmoticPhoria9]

Phoebe, you're SUCH a talent! I can't wait to see more of your videos/series. I just binge-watched Fleabag over the last weekend and WOW, it's so rich in everything. So, congratz!

[@lewis7515]

I just *_love_* how Phoebe Waller-Bridge's conception of, "A typical British day", is exclusively limited to what might be the average day in Kensington and Chelsea, Richmond upon Thames, and, um, yah: Wandsworth.....

[@xmaoi]

They have Hula Hoops, Wetherspoons and Jaffa Cakes outside of those places.

[@lewis7515]

@@xmaoi Of *_course_* - such as Westminster, Hammersmith & Fulham, and, um, yah: Greenwich.....

[@Random84530]

Yeah... your average person isn't spending the night at the theater, those tickets are expensive.

[@JaneNewAuthor]

I'm a fan since seeing her on Graham Norton's show. So funny, and so cool. ❤

[@MusicJunky3]

One takes ones own Martini to the theater doesn't one ? One carries the glasses and one hides the bottle in the overcoat and be the envy of the rest of the audience ! Cheers !

[@ofthenearfuture]

Phoebe is iconic... but Rich Tea > Digestive

[@Sohaila_fleur]

London days seem lovely I think

[@TheValeyard92]

You should visit Peckham. It's exactly like Phoebe describes here. 😜😇

[@XxmilkandcookiesxX]

She's thinking of a caramello koala not a freddo, and rightly so because its much tastier

[@Punchgirl4]

No, she’s thinking of the caramel Freddo, both exist, side by side. I like to mix it up, one day all chocolate, next day caramel.

[@athena854]

And here I thought I was the only one grieving for the Pret crayfish and rocket😢

[@tigerlillysbookcorner4492]

Phoebe drinking Yorkshire tea, a woman of culture I see. Love her so much

[@loudgrape28]

Did not know that Clue is called Cluedo in the UK

[@PhoebeWaller-Bridge]

Thanks my super fan. Where are you

[@Leila2023_]

that's the first time I have ever heard a brit say 'the 4 o'clock cup of tea' ... we don't have a specific time for tea in England we just drink tea all day. it's france that they have the 4 o'clock thing.

[@chelseapoet3664]

It's also a very posh people thing.

[@Anelisa8520]

Now I need to try Jaffa Cakes

[@catalinaa766]

You definitely should, it’s my favourite biscuit! You should also learn about the big debate of wether it’s a biscuit or a cake because there’s a massive feud between us brits on that topic😅

[@kJ922-h3j]

HUGELY overrated, same as Jammy Dodgers, nothing confirms the reputation of British tastebuds more than how highly my fellow Brits rate those 😂. If you ever come here just try all the different Fox’s biscuits, they are the best 👍

[@Anelisa8520]

@@catalinaa766 I saw some of that when I Googled 'em up! Apparently someone (the manufacturer, I think?) made a giant Jaffa Cake to prove they're cakes 😆 I don't think I'd care which camp they're in. Cake and biscuits ("cookies" here) are my two favorite foods, and they look delicious : )

[@Anelisa8520]

@@kJ922-h3j I've been there a few times, and stayed with actual Brit friends, but somehow I missed all of the above. I'll do a taste test. Sounds difficult, but someone has to do it. : D

[@kJ922-h3j]

@@Anelisa8520 yeah you should next time 👍. Because really some snacks and desserts are all we have to offer food wise 😂, Fox’s ginger creams are one of my personal favourites

[@hotmonkeyfilms]

🦊 Loved listening to her describe things. Now I'm off to my local Irish Grocery THE BUTCHER BLOCK in Sunnyside, Queens NY to pick up some Yorkshire Tea Gold, Jaffa Cakes, Scampi Crisps, Hula Hoops, and Freddos.

[@bruh-ch3hb]

i love london

[@danmetcalfwriter]

I only counted two cups of tea. Shocking behaviour. I'd be spitting feathers all day.

[@jacquesmesrine8031]

A pint a chaser and a pack o scampi fries mate! Had no idea London fannies were into them as well, thats northern/ Scottish

[@not.gracey]

i've missed her

[@TheNefastor]

I wish I did.

[@saraclison1973]

0:44 Does anyone know the title of the music that playes in this specific chapter of the video?

[@vivw3654]

A day in London is two hours in New York.

[@glimmerin_by_theswimminpool]

ahhhh I LOVE YOUR PHOEBE

[@sopherls9762]

Oh noes, the crayfish sandwich! 😢 It also was my favourite.

[@Vee_of_the_Weald]

She’s on point!

[@Blessedron1]

‘Such a big ear’ 😂😂😂😂

[@ZXC5000]

Phoebe is gorgeous

[@sharmilapaul1200]

re: the caramel filled candies, she's talking about the caramello koala! another quintessential cadbury staple :)

[@Sheridan2LT]

I love how the crisps are genuinely horrific btw 😂😂😅

[@qwr742]

Wdym?

[@bubandlisa]

@@qwr742 are you american?? Its pretty obvious THOSE POTATO CHIPS TASTE LIKE 💩

[@dylanmcfarland8356]

No one is sure just how they got Blossom to do this. She's only a butterfly who can dance ballet and brew the best cup of tea you've ever tasted at the same time.

[@mrnbdn]

I want to live in London now.

[@sheseemsnice]

I loved this! ♥️

[@WaitingForTheSubway]

She’s so funny😂 Bring us Fleabag season 3!!!❤❤❤

[@neilmcdonald9164]

Yes,RIP Crayfish Sandwich 🎩

[@ChanningWearsSunscreen]

Three olives. Brava Phoebe

[@unon735]

Phoebe-Waller Bridge❤

[@kekacrabby]

I love her!

[@CaptainJeoy]

I just love this woman

[@harwwy]

i love herrrrrrr😩😩

[@Maryponyom]

Felt like I was watching a play😂

[@dadsmiscellany]

Love this lady

[@TheLegendaryMovieCritic]

Phoebe Waller-Bridge needs to be in the new Clue movie!

[@satansprguy2864]

Yeah as the first victim 🤣

[@chucknorris2418]

Anything she's involved in is doomed so if they are making a new Clue I hope they keep her as far away as possible

[@ReadingswithDebbie]

Scampi Fries - awesome!!!!

[@justinbrovenick3023]

charming. the iconic clue game is called cluedo in england? no, i will not have that.

[@kw9158]

Was waitinggggggggg for that fox drop ;)

[@jorgynnn]

gosh i love phoebe so much! she’s incredibly insightful and naturally hilarious. such an inspiration❤️🤟

[@frankenschande]

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[@jorgynnn]

@@frankenschande whatever lowlife, you sound like a miserable person lol

[@josh0717]

so enjoyable!!

[@samanthab1923]

I never noticed that birthmark before 1:02

[@jarelllevingston7882]

Which one?

[@staredwards268]

She usually parts her hair on the other side.

[@samanthab1923]

@@jarelllevingston7882 Forehead

[@samanthab1923]

@@staredwards268 Oh thanks

[@jarelllevingston7882]

@@samanthab1923 it’s her trademark. I’m surprised anyone can just now be noticing 😂

[@mauddouglasa]

Yes, I am her Squirrel.

[@scarlettmoore4471]

i’m in love with her

[@valentinasak7381]

😢 2:43 i feel you😮

[@katerynasupranovych1898]

Phoebe's just a pure treasure ❤

[@KizzMyAbs]

Yeah so plz somebody rebury her deep in a deep hole never to be found ever again.

[@mayabaker6020]

not the fox 😭😭😭

[@Entertainment-os4ig]

Frisson!!!

[@drinkbleach4845]

SHES BACK!!

[@DJ-yx4zi]

What is the Pret cheese bloomer sandwich? Not seen that

[@chelseapoet3664]

She's talking about a baguette.

[@DJ-yx4zi]

@@chelseapoet3664 which one?

[@samanthamiller7267]

How are Ricky and jimmy not writing a sitcom for this star?!?? HOW? I luv her

[@noondarkly]

No need, she writes her own 😅❤ Plus, they might be intimidated by her writing skills, which would be understandable, lol.

[@TheMagdalenaBB]

She wrote her own. I hope she has another up her sleeve!

[@thegeniusofthecrowd354]

I doubt they could write anything middle class enough.

[@TheNefastor]

@@thegeniusofthecrowd354 if comedians were colors she's be beige.

[@Tracydot3]

I really want to go to London. It seems like such a cool city and I love British accents.

[@castelodeossos3947]

Given that native Brits are now a minority in London, most people in London now have English as a second or third language.

[@Spartiate6470]

You will regret going to London for the rest of your life, it's full of muslims and africans, the Britishness that she is portraying doesn't exist. All you will see in Londonistan is illegal immigrants

[@peaceLove1988]

​@@castelodeossos3947You obviously never been to London in fact you probably never been anywhere.

[@ejkalegal3145]

​@castelodeossos3947 Yeah you've never been to London or England. Muppet.

[@mr.andrew_andrew]

appreciate you for saying accents plural!

[@arislabra3929]

Lovely!

[@dango9786]

"24:00 GMT"

[@RainyDayYoga]

The fact that she did not pull out a pack of chocolate hobnobs is frankly offensive

[@adelaferreira4575]

Beside being so talented she has the most beautiful speaking voice ,thanks beautiful !

[@zenyattafgc]

Masculine voice you mean

[@chuu3142]

@@zenyattafgc ? her voice is very feminine

[@zenyattafgc]

@@chuu3142 If you insist Sir.

[@DevauneRatteray]

Spot On!!

[@barbarasherman4870]

Nicely done ✔️

[@DanielleA2023]

She's is phenomenally insightful intelligent and Funny❤

[@suinguebom]

I miss fleabag❤

[@peacelovekindness]

She just wanted a free martini 😆

[@ginoregalado3191]

she looks so fantastic😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

[@hoppytoad79]

She needs to do more segments on English life

[@sandro11235]

Does anyone know the name of the music at 2:52

[@catalinaa766]

Open Water by Franz Gordon🤍

[@sandro11235]

@@catalinaa766 Thanks so much!!

[@rgatoski]

Now that I know their typical day, I see why brits need to be always drunk ;)

[@howardcoles3537]

@rgatoski. I really like your funny comment, you made me laugh , thank you !!

[@Wraith-Knight]

i got booted off a bus because those nut jobs don't take money anymore the driver was "go buy a ticket off that machine" me n my pregnant friend got off to get a ticket n he drove off the second we got off the only nice guy i saw in London was a very nice homeless guy who gave us perfect directions to our hotel well worth giving him all my change

[@stewartkingsley]

Yep, London is not all milk and honey. It's fine to visit, but I could never live there.

[@علي-ش7ث8ب]

This is NOT a typical British day.

[@terryarrow702]

Love Phoebe. She’s hilarious. And those scampi fries are so delicious.

[@daveturner4134]

Mix them with a packet of pork scratchings, and you have surf n turf!

[@emilymann377]

ugh I love her

[@cowanb65]

She is so amazing. I must become British asap.

[@enulyraunaj]

also yorkshire gold > regular yorkshire

[@thomasjones7323]

Didn't even go to greggs 😂

[@Magicrpj]

Brits love her so much she should stay out there and never come back. We will miss her no doubt BUT dang it the Brits deserve her more than we do! 😁

[@elainemackie1431]

😂😂😂not typical in Scotland

[@EliteNormie]

why are there so many dislikes? 10k likes and 6k dislikes? what's going on there?

[@grainnegowen5758]

A joyous human

[@Claraxd123454321]

I really did believe that the oyster card was to buy oysters easily

[@a-bittersweet-tragedy0203]

why do they add an O to the end of clue?

[@Nushka23]

Typical brits would not dare use oat milk in tea.

[@bijanlove8000]

I HAVE MISSED HER

[@imlazyatthemoment]

love herrrrrrr