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@PhoenixEditsRT4 жыл бұрын
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@lorzazu_zay4 жыл бұрын
I love that Chris is like the only person at RT who consistently befuddles Gavin. GAVIN, who's made more than a few nonsensical statements himself.
@acetrainer444 жыл бұрын
"So my mom's dog is dead..." A great way to start this round of "Best of"
@Indy_rawr4 жыл бұрын
Best of Chris Demarais is pretty much anything he apears in... dude is hillarious
@benagnew53674 жыл бұрын
Ya but it is unintentionally hilarious 99% of the time which is the best part.
@Indy_rawr4 жыл бұрын
@@benagnew5367 exactly!
@gabrielas24484 жыл бұрын
We all know it's you, Chris (i still agree though :p)
@pigpower11894 жыл бұрын
I miss his show. It was great
@Penquinn144 жыл бұрын
I love how easily Chris is able to laugh at himself, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes but Chris just rolls with a lot of it so easily
@ThatDudeWithBoobs4 жыл бұрын
I may have mentioned this in the first part, but Chris is seriously RT Core's Gavin. He has the craziest stories and does the dumbest things, but I'll be damned if he's not entertaining.
@xXSPADEGG4 жыл бұрын
At least Gavin knows about cameras and shit, I’m not convinced Chris knows anything about anything...
@ThatDudeWithBoobs4 жыл бұрын
@@xXSPADEGG Valid point 🤣
@taylorhickey4 жыл бұрын
GrayF0XX he was a salutatorian lol he’s smart
@chrisc11404 жыл бұрын
And with mustard as his wet bread
@ThreadBomb4 жыл бұрын
Like Gavin, he is smart-dumb.
@helloflesh33673 жыл бұрын
That Emirates segment had me playing it over and over and silently gasping with laughter with tears in my eyes. The London Immigrants!
@Valzahd4 жыл бұрын
Chris: This is my Racoomba. This took... Brad how long? Brad, sounding utterly dead inside: ... 4 hours...
@lucash7414 жыл бұрын
I love Gavin just squeaking "just put it down"
@ThreadBomb4 жыл бұрын
"It's melting!"
@KaiSub4 жыл бұрын
Chris is just so precious. I'm sad that "fish is the opposite of air" and "Is it the apple or the egg" didn't make it.
@PhoenixEditsRT4 жыл бұрын
Well there could always be a part 3
@KaiSub4 жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixEditsRT I sure hope so! These are great
@SonicspeedLuke4 жыл бұрын
NAME A FISH YOU EAT!!!
@vigorpendragon98334 жыл бұрын
S W O R D
@MxMivx4 жыл бұрын
GOLD!
@ThreadBomb4 жыл бұрын
I think he was trying to make a joke by naming a fish that has "fish" in its actual name.
@vigorpendragon98334 жыл бұрын
@@ThreadBomb Same. Lol
@litrick54713 жыл бұрын
They actually do sell swordfish filets at my lowes food
@IvanTheUnholy4 жыл бұрын
The Arsenal moment will go down in history as the dumbest moment of RT history. And it cements Chris as being the weirdest person alive.
@mRboylls4 жыл бұрын
It’s an airline but why is it dressed like a soccer team? Lol
@erkivalk43984 жыл бұрын
Actually missed that golden sentence seeing this bit in the past lel. Just as one would think the situation has been resolved and nothing else absurd could come up.
@yerwol4 жыл бұрын
Gavs face at the end is amazing!
@TycoonHL4 жыл бұрын
Lowkey some of the best modern RT compilations. Great job!
@frankl47504 жыл бұрын
"What is laughing but squeezing?" 🤔 Indubitably.
@ThreadBomb4 жыл бұрын
But you can tell what he meant. A hearty laugh involves a contortion of the belly muscles (a 'belly laugh'), which could arguably have an effect on a pregnancy.
@frankl47504 жыл бұрын
@@ThreadBomb Absolutely. But just the way he phrased it kills me lol
@Mst3kfan19944 жыл бұрын
I always love those rare situations when Brandon doesn't look like the most outlandish one in the room.
@xJokerzWild4 жыл бұрын
Chris is just the Phillip J. Fry of Roosterteeth, lmao. As evidenced by this video.
@robwagenaar404 жыл бұрын
Whenever i start a podcast and hear Chris is in it, imma have to focus up for 90 minutes to listen to his brilliance
@oussamaokbi4 жыл бұрын
Chris should have been an Achievment hunter with all the crazy shit he does or says. He'd fit in so well with the bois
@ThreadBomb4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but I'm not sure he'd even survive the level of pranking he'd get.
@Versailles184 жыл бұрын
I kinda feel bad for him because he is only funny when he's dumb as hell. Otherwise he gets kinda obscured by the others. Even Geoff in Last Laugh only described him as "Most Human". People usually laugh at him, not with him.
@themardbard90964 жыл бұрын
I mean, Chris DOES have his dumb moments, but some of my favorite Extra Life moments are Chris characters (Gandalf and Snape).
@frankl47504 жыл бұрын
Personally I love the dude. Even laughing at him, he doesn't seem to have a bad bone in his body. He's a pure soul.
@Versailles184 жыл бұрын
@@frankl4750 I completely agree. He seems like a kkind and genuine dude, just not a super funny one.
@noneofyourbusiness94894 жыл бұрын
In Chris' defense for the soccer (OK, football you limeys) shirt, the fact that sports shirts proudly pronounce the sponsor over the team is somewhat confusing.
@Reverendshot7774 жыл бұрын
Actually Soccer is an originally English term. Although football is a better description of a game where you're you know... not allowed to use your hands. Just your feet. Unlike American football.
@TheFLAMEXD4 жыл бұрын
Reverend Shot I find it funny how other Brits get offended with the term “soccer”, despite the fact that it originated in England.
@samtrickett59934 жыл бұрын
Thunder Goku it’s the English language I think you’ll fine a lot of the etymology of English words originate from England
@TheFLAMEXD4 жыл бұрын
Sam Trickett Point is, it’s still hilarious how defensive other Brits get over calling football “soccer”, despite the fact that the term itself is English, not American.
@noneofyourbusiness94894 жыл бұрын
@@Reverendshot777 I know that. But it seems most Brits don't.
@themardbard90964 жыл бұрын
The racoomba SLAYED me, and then the hard cut to Gavin The Rat buried me six feet under.
@vxder98544 жыл бұрын
The whole discussion about the Arsenal kit and Fly Emirates absolutely broke my brain. I genuinely have no idea how he struggled that much. You'd think he's never seen a sports strip before. Its absolutely a terrible kit though. Up the Klopp.
@spritepunk4 жыл бұрын
Dawg...
@blackAngel88it4 жыл бұрын
"So that's an airline, but why is it dressed like a soccer team?" After that whole discussion, that was what he came up with to say? :D
@main.ignisha Жыл бұрын
To be fair to Chris about the Emirates and Arsenal bit, I do not follow sports and I do not fly around a lot, so I've had absolutely no reason to look either the team or the airline up, so I was with Chris there being confused about what everyone was losing their minds over. Lmao, of course now I get it, but before that podcast episode, I had no idea who the Arsenals were and what the Emirates was.
@willgr2ene4 жыл бұрын
Best opening yet oh my god
@saintlysuicide674 жыл бұрын
After a 12 hour shift, thank you.
@randomriley37564 жыл бұрын
congrats on 3k subs!!
@ariecos4 жыл бұрын
Chris is the ultimate chaotic neutral.
@sahalanimation4 жыл бұрын
it's always great when Chris is in the podcast
@Maurenriques2 жыл бұрын
His head, empty. but his heart? full.
@PurpleTheta Жыл бұрын
I’m laughing at Joel looking at Chris thinking, “You know……that actually makes sense…”
@jasonmartin79684 жыл бұрын
that fish story was gold
@armando_alves4 жыл бұрын
That whole Arsenal jersey bit. Holy shit Chris. That wasn't a brain fart. That was brain diarrhea. 😂😂😂
@elenad30803 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard that tears came in so long 💀
@tomgosy Жыл бұрын
The whole cooking fish thing is probably why Chris is single
@captainbirch2.079 Жыл бұрын
A deeply buried part of my soul resonates with Chris
@benhigginbotham81584 жыл бұрын
In his defense, Blaine said it was the Fly Emirates shirt right before Chris opened his mouth. Also, the text size for it is the largest so one who doesn't know soccer might think Emirates is a type of bird mascot team name.
@themardbard90963 жыл бұрын
The Emirates one... There're so many plot twists. 😂
@kendallmoody4309 Жыл бұрын
Chris is the real life version of Bobby Newport from Parks and Rec
@drpizzagames10154 жыл бұрын
What an intro! 😂
@DefconNytemare3 жыл бұрын
The bit with the mustard......that was Clayton torturing Chris by making him watch that happen
@lucash7414 жыл бұрын
I think Chris fully distracted from Blaine also getting the team wrong when they first showed the shirt
@Damassan4 жыл бұрын
Also, to be fair, coming from a situation where most sport jerseys don't promote like that and have the team name be tiny, Chris's confusion is understandable.
@flux_time4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit i forgot Joel was a part of roosterteeth.
@basstrammel13224 жыл бұрын
I get the mustard gagging, it looks like dog diarrhea when it comes out of the bottle.
@jeshonloonskin41763 жыл бұрын
So does anyone know which podcast the cat in the dryer story Chris tells is in cause I’m not going through over 600 podcasts just to find that one story
@ThreadBomb4 жыл бұрын
That tickling a pregnant lady thing makes perfect sense (though it's unlikely to be true).
@HorribleGamingFun4 жыл бұрын
I feel like they made waaaaaaay bigger deal of the fish thing than it was personally but god damn xD
@FloorTankMain4 жыл бұрын
“Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssword...”
@Lucarooroo4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Chris and I tell stories the same way ghdhjdjs
@LordSeth-hf8ew4 жыл бұрын
i remember the burrito video coming out lol
@ThreadBomb4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations.
@azurebalmung45204 жыл бұрын
That's an odd design for a sports shirt. I gather it must be the standard in the UK, but in the US, the team name or emblem is usually the centerpiece, not the sponsor. If I didn't know what Arsenal and Emirates were, I would look at that shirt and assume that Arsenal is sponsoring Emirates, as the emblem seems to be playing second fiddle to the giant "Fly Emirates" text. I understand Chris' confusion, but it's terribly odd design choice.
@Starcruizer433 жыл бұрын
Chris- Mustard Gavin- Wet Bread
@toaster11384 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this hoping to hear him talk abt his mom's dog and it was the first clip. I'll never forget listening to that for the first time on a walk and laughing like a fucking maniac
@felixnot76293 жыл бұрын
Can this be a drinking game? Try not to laugh challenge but every time you laugh, take a shot
@PhoenixEditsRT3 жыл бұрын
Good luck with that!
@chalet68634 жыл бұрын
You can eat swordfish and its actually really good.
@DHornTheWicked4 жыл бұрын
Why does Blaine's backdrop look like Ray's old apartment from when he first started streaming?
@rmkw42914 жыл бұрын
"Can we, can we cut to commercial? Do we have a commercial or something we can cut to?" *transitions to next clip* Nicely timed 😂 Plus Gavin is a Spurs fan! (or maybe Chelsea, but the Arsenal connection is more to Tottenham)
@BGerbs664 жыл бұрын
Chris, Brandon, and Gavin have to be the 3 most entertaining dumb guys in all of RT
@ThreadBomb4 жыл бұрын
Who is Brandon?
@BGerbs664 жыл бұрын
@@ThreadBomb Brandon Farmahini, if that's how you spell his name. Look him up
@RolandSchlosser4 жыл бұрын
I miss Burnie :c
@reecegeorgens17554 жыл бұрын
Does Gus have a daughter that goes to Round Rock High School? He’s was wearing a Dragonette shirt at 8:32.
@ThatDudeWithBoobs4 жыл бұрын
8:21 Blaine has gifted us with the perfect reaction face.
@Jnor1163 жыл бұрын
I miss Chris and Branden podcasts.
@kylehoyt2474 жыл бұрын
How is he still alive with those cooking skills
@tr0ll00l4 жыл бұрын
How does he function as a real human being?
@spritepunk4 жыл бұрын
I feel like soccer wise, Gavin and I wouldn't get along
@toasttitan32534 жыл бұрын
Honestly I also hate mustard
@MichaelE64144 жыл бұрын
Still don’t get the emirates part, i guess me and chris will never know (if someone takes the time to explain it to my dumbass i would appreciate it)
@Sogard224 жыл бұрын
Soccer countries are poor and therefore have to sell all their space on their jerseys to advertisements rather than feature the team's name or logo. It's pathetic, really.
@chrisbacon71164 жыл бұрын
The tech crew dude was wearing an Arsenal jersey. Arsenal is a football team that is rivals with gavin's favorite football team (hotspurs). Fly Emirates an UAE airlines and a sponsor of the football team Arsenal. Chris, A) couldn't pronounce Emirates and B) assumed that Emirates was the name of the team
@MichaelE64144 жыл бұрын
Chris Bacon 👌🏽that was the fastest response iv ever had online.
@whitetiger51044 жыл бұрын
@@Sogard22 wtf is ur problem there is no issue with that at all. It defo doesn't mean the country is poor
@chrisbacon71164 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelE6414 I aim to please lol
@TheFLAMEXD4 жыл бұрын
What is laughing but squeezing?
@MsPoopdragon4 жыл бұрын
I love Chris, I really do, but that Football thing....It was hard to watch
@PhoeniksStorm10 ай бұрын
As funny as it is to mock Chris. The whole "Fly Emirates" thing was bullshit. They all act like knowing about a foreign sports time is common knowledge. They just keep laughing at him for something he never heard of before
@christopherstead12034 жыл бұрын
Between Brandon, Chris and Gavin, who is the most dumb???
@superwolf15154 жыл бұрын
Brandon
@christopherstead12034 жыл бұрын
@@superwolf1515 Why him over the other two???
@hoopchristine52023 жыл бұрын
It's fun to skip ahead like 10 seconds at a time, play the video, and try to figure out what the fuck Chris is talking about
@blinky_blonk4 жыл бұрын
What club does Gav support?
@chrisbacon71164 жыл бұрын
Tottenham Hotspurs I think
@Spoooie4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisbacon7116 correct
@spritepunk4 жыл бұрын
Tottenham
@thegriffin883 жыл бұрын
Where is that mall I need to be escorted out of there for actually running kids down on those things. (Also the Go-Kart place says I'm no longer welcome for using 'F-Zero' rules so I'm bored.)
@meesanime4 жыл бұрын
That Arsenal bit..... o.O chris, really?
@Sogard224 жыл бұрын
Why would a jersey have advertisements larger than the team's logo? That's so trashy
@Spoooie4 жыл бұрын
@@Sogard22 The teams get more money, which obv is crucial for a sports team
@TSKyanite4 жыл бұрын
4:32 Chris may be ridiculous in how he cooks fish, but I gotta disagree with Burnie. Fish is not all that complicated. All you really need to do is season the fish with salt and pepper, and then cook it in a pan/oven until it reaches 145°. Is it fancy? No. Is it easy? Quite. I think hes confusing "more expensive than chicken" with "hard to cook" Ps, im from the west side of michigan, where fishing is abundant, so fresh caught fish is not that expensive here anyway PSS. I recommend some perch(if frozen, defrost in a bag in a bowl of water), seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic powder, and a pinch of onion powder on both sides(I love garlic). Turn the oven to 350 and put a pan on the stove to medium. Melt butter in the pan, put the perch in. Flip it after a few minutes when the bottom is a nice color, wait a few minutes, then throw the whole pan into the oven(make sure its a pan you can do that with) check every once in a while with a thermometer to check the temp( this could take anywhere from a minute to 10, it depends how cooked it got in the pan) when its about 140°, take it out(itll finish cooking on its own) and then ir you have one squeeze half a lemon onto it. Plate with a side bowl of either malt vinegar or a nice balsamic vinegar to dip into.