Phone Butler 12 humorous answering messages cassette 1987

Side 1
1. Soap Opera
2. Ms. Bomshel
3. Mr. Zone
4. The Pilot
Side 2
5. French Maid
6. Shorty
7. Robotophone
8. Inspector Cluephone
9. Dr. Bell
10. The Analyst
11. Frisco Bay Butler 2
12. Xmas Cheer

[@MsMsmak]

Peak phone technology in 1987.

[@mrman7754]

Thanks for uploading this It is brilliant

[@cristineconnell7803]

My son's buddy did the most hilarious recording yet! He sounded like Steve Erwin & did an amazing job playing it off!❤😂😂😂😂

[@HonestDepression101]

Their were people in the 80s who actually thought this kind of humar was funny. I was there.

[@CaseyRoberson]

Yeah, these barely meet the definition of "humor". These are incredibly bland, but some of the other novelty answering machine tapes I've found are just actively bad.

[@HonestDepression101]

@CaseyRoberson imagine the clowns who got together and recorded these and said to themselves "this is great!"

[@reneecarter6702]

I’m totally using these for my voicemail

[@yescharliesurfs]

Believe it or not George isn't at home!!!

[@ReallifeBambiDeerattheFarm1]

Even $4.99 is too much.

[@OriginEnergySux]

...i was confussed on the those instructions. Is it just me or were they really over-explained?

[@CaseyRoberson]

Yeah, most of them do beeps instead of the 3, 2, 1, stop mess.

[@STB-jh7od]

I remember ads for this

[@MinnieTricks]

Good grief … some expensive groaners on that cassette.

[@mattjames4978]

Americans always say 'Butler' when in-fact they usually mean a 'Valet' - A butler is more to do with dining.

[@Selena-gz9ts]

With directions!

[@VictorRochaGaming]

Hello, Tube Bar? Is Red there?

[@AM-sd9bu]

Holy shit, is that Bill Curtis?

[@thenedley0913]

They give away phone messages on Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me.... I think you are on to something!

[@EmeraldView]

Maximum cringe.

[@callmeanythingbutlatefordinner]

"Hello. You have reached the number you dialed. I don't feel like answering my phone, so I'm screening my calls. Leave a message after the beep, and later, if I feel like talking to you, I might call you back." This was mine back in the day. Eliminated telemarketer calls by 100%.

[@robsemail]

I remember a couple of these. I was inspired to make my own, which went like this: Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? Who’s calling? This is not funny, you’re frightening the children! Hello? Oh, wait…