PHONK

[@wennew0]

"It's not kidnapping, it's suprise adoption" *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Bumblebee-ox7qr]

THATS _LITERALLY_ PERFECT

[@baa769]

Underrated comment.

[@Justateenager13]

Makes sense

[@Popcandy0709proofs]

BAHAHHAHAAA edit: jk but HOLY FKN SHIT WHY TF- I LAUGHED LOL I FKN LAUGHED WHY U LIKIN THIS SHIT BAHAHAHAHA

[@alexmaurice4274]

Mandalorian vibes

[@kairosdoe386]

"It's not a war crime if you had fun" *Phonk plays*

[@OneBrainCellMember]

--Anakin Skywalker

[@GenStallion]

It's not one the first time.

[@otsdarvafoxxfyre]

Warframe in a nutshell. That and Do you have epilepsy? Would you like to?

[@nurhaqim7159]

Big smile from Yamerica

[@Null82085]

@@otsdarvafoxxfyreMe when I shove a bunch of dudes into a tornado and my fox gives them all covid:

[@ronttu1418]

"it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits" PHONK PLAYS

[@I.Love.Python]

Fu@k nah bro got me crying😭, then dying on the floor💀, then meeting death☠️, then seeing Jesus💀🙏

[@henry8701]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@recroomplayer666]

out of all the onesi read i laugh to death on this

[@Koshian_Adzuki]

@@recroomplayer666did you shit today

[@Itzz.parkzz]

Fucking halores im dead 💀🤣😭😂😩😫💀🤣😭😂😩😫💀

[@GeobloxGuy]

For any people who are wondering this song is called “BACK2BACK

[@tizitv1219]

Tnks

[@martinlepage8580]

Thank you, finally someone who tells the song

[@sicklelkcis]

"It still counts as a stealth mission if you leave no witnesses" *Phonk plays*

[@arandomperso4438]

Underrated, only 0 likes, first like.

[@Sans-c4f]

You have a point...

[@justamatchstick7535]

well, you know... a tree falls in a forest kinda thing....this is surprisingly deeper than i thought at first😅

[@Ammiad]

Actually how I play mgs

[@ACAcarriAb]

Splinter cell be like

[@SpecialEpicGamer]

"it's not stealing,it's borrowing permanently" *PHONK PLAYS*

[@DisGuclerOfficial]

"Communism says ownership is stealing, so this means stealing is also ownership"

[@NODONTBURNTHEFOOD]

“Fair enough”

[@TheUltimateOverlord_MetalSonic]

“It’s a 7 year old boy not a 7 year old girl, I’m not gay.” *PHONK INTENSIFIES*

[@fishwall]

.aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@Five_pebsi]

“Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion” PHONK PLAYS

[@Zap_09]

"It Isn't homicide if your homie Isn't by your side" *Intense Phonk*

[@Gantdou0877]

XD

[@DinkerPlays]

@@Gantdou0877 XD

[@jeweliusnelson6405]

I’m dead bro 😂💀

[@dildo_destroyer-445]

"swiss miss instant piss" Phonk music

[@DinkerPlays]

@@dildo_destroyer-445 “Phone music “

[@ZainaJamshed]

"slavery was just unpaid employment" **PHONK PLAYS** Edit: 100 LIKES!?

[@CallmeBakuna]

“Mandatory volenteering”

[@dinand28]

"Everything before 10 is breakfast" *Phonk starts playing*

[@r.ordinary189]

This comment is perfect

[@Azrael_Rhinco]

"The first meal of the Day is always Breakfast"

[@doubleutubefan5]

So does it count for tomorrow at 10:01?

[@Azrael_Rhinco]

@@doubleutubefan5 for my definition the day ends at midnight, so if you have your first meal of the day on 11:55pm, then that's breakfast!

[@-.In.different.-]

@@Azrael_Rhincoyou mean 23:55?

[@Employment-e1v]

“We’re Not forcing you, it’s mandatory volunteering.” *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Goofyahmc]

-technoblade

[@ERROR_INVALID_HANDLE]

Rishi sunak talking about national service

[@kivikoris]

its * PHONK PLAYS * without the spaces

[@kivikoris]

*PHONK PLAYS*

[@_Crunchy]

Oh hey, you must work at the Ministry of Truth on Super Earth.

[@videogamefan101]

"I'm not ghosting you, I'm practicing social distancing with my thoughts and opinions." *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Rowan-z5f]

Nice one

[@AmberAnimations-y5p]

Sounds like an excuse id use when someone askes if I'm mentally ok when i ghost them.

[@Rowan-z5f]

@@AmberAnimations-y5p Ik right

[@AshlynJones123]

Mate, that sentence goes hard.

[@Skull_Gang_]

"Pineapples are secretly plotting to steal all the world's socks." *AGGRESIVE PHONK PLAYS*

[@AverageJuniorFan]

“Technically speaking, you can punch an orphan and get away with it- it’s not like they can tell their parents” *PHONK PLAYS*

[@KarutariKitsubari]

Damn

[@KarutariKitsubari]

You right

[@FunnyMintGuy]

DAMN SON

[@elduquecaradura1468]

​@@FunnyMintGuythat's something the orphan's parents can't say....

[@shinoahiiragi9293]

"You can't be Racist if you hate every race equally" *Phonk plays*

[@Ceargon]

Well, I don't think he's wrong

[@lohvonuchka7401]

I think there's no need for phonk 😂

[@dabob2652]

south park be like

[@Goudmijn-vf8ut]

Friesa would be proud of you

[@EwokAnimations-no3gl]

Balkan energy

[@TheRandomCooker6834]

"It's stealth if no one lives to tell about it" *INSANE BASS PHONK*

[@magmat0585]

That's not Phonk, that's just the Steiner Scout Squad walking towards you

[@Azrage]

Ultimately, it makes no difference whether nobody saw you or only bodies saw you...

[@jesusdiazflores5328]

A fellow loud heister

[@flixical2624]

captain winters

[@ErickGameplaysN64]

Me playing RDR2 fr

[@webkarma9654]

"It's not a hate crime if I love doing it" INTENSE PHONK PLAYS

[@Fishandcrisp]

Get out

[@joeprince728]

lmaooo

[@Spinex0196]

💀

[@ia9_dagoat]

That’s what I tried to tell the US military in 2001

[@Flyflegalaxy]

How does bro get likes when he commented 2 weeks ago and get 1.2k likes and I comments first and got 0 likes

[@Totallynotbot_148]

"they arent slaves, they are just lazy volunteers" *PHONK PLAYS*

[@ThyCommander]

*”communism was(and is) actually good”* Words go so hard no phonk plays BUT **Soviet March plays at 900% volume**

[@ThyCommander]

*”did you not know atoms do not touch, so no officer I did not just punt that child (he was four years old which is prime punting age)”* **PHONK**

[@legionofrome2967]

@@ThyCommander dude made me scroll down so far, i scrolled of the short

[@tacticalnonense]

they aren't slaves if they come dead

[@LanaPierce]

“If an orphan takes a picture of himself, it’s considered a family photo” *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Davieille]

Damn 😂

[@obvilyas]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@hoanglong-hg4ti]

dang you cooked´so hard

[@AFewScrewsLoose-69]

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN

[@wioletastraczek5282]

REMEMBER if an orphan takes a selfie it's a family photo untill we meet again

[@abnormallybraindead]

"I hope your day is as pleasant as you are." abnormally intense phonk begins playing

[@simplysmiley4670]

Thanks man

[@YourAverageIdiotfromASIA]

​@@simplysmiley4670it ain't gonna be pleasant at all 💀

[@charliedulol]

nah man, it's the deeper one that plays, phonk doesn't quite cut it with that raw power

[@ArioTBP]

Why did you have to curse me first thing in the morning?

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

Hey thanks, you too * metal phonk plays *

[@mrac..]

"I am wanted in 38 states for vehicular manslaughter" Phonk plays

[@Yemyu_VR]

Underrated

[@tealraven6311]

and 12 more to go.

[@s1016270706]

It ain’t underrated alright

[@TheOkamiKage]

Those Just stop Oil turds prolly deserved it...oops

[@Altrix_17]

Dude same but I am wanted in 40

[@raindow92]

"Its not addiction , its ambition" *PHONK PLAYS*

[@TsulaAngenati2292]

This is exactly how my two brain cells discussed what phonk was after I learned who Dr.Livesey was

[@antisanity_]

same

[@TheWickedSir]

@@antisanity_same

[@rockystudiogaming]

*d u h*

[@ByDav1Zz]

wow

[@xao3264]

Dr who now?

[@gracefulpumpkin2991]

"You can't spell slaughter without laughter" *Phonk plays*

[@stupidratspeople]

Man I'm dead

[@holyelephantmg8838]

@@stupidratspeopleI would ask with laughter or literally, but I think the answer’s both

[@D-TayWashington]

Drawn together huh😂

[@seanadamz406]

That’s actually fire😂😂

[@WideBo1]

Very true my friend

[@CHAOSKING04]

"It isn't homicide without a homie by your side" *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@fakeFusionZGamer]

NAHHHH LMFAOO

[@Goob137]

True

[@toprakdemirkol7547]

​@@Goob137🗿

[@I_like_stuff1511]

@@toprakdemirkol7547🗿

[@maskedman0677]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@BellaValdovinos]

"Vegans are just plant carnivores." PHONK PLAYS

[@rawrloadinguser]

"Its not kidnapping if it isnt a kid" *PHONK PLAYS AGGRESSIVELY*

[@divyamgulwani3799]

AYOOOOO

[@Officialylailoni]

Then it turns into human trafficking but I mean 🧐

[@shubunaggarwal5344]

No it’s just abduction

[@JacktheStripper-tc5pn]

​@@shubunaggarwal5344 I didn't hear any phonk...yeah I'm not buying it...

[@pghghhthtyhfyfyhyfhf1280]

Corny ahh

[@ScrimpleDimple]

“I committed 15 war crimes for some Percs” *Phonk music intensifies*

[@SomeKoffee]

I stole your fuckin percs *Phonk music intensifies*

[@vhbgp7767]

​@@SomeKoffeeyou are gay now *Phonk music intensifies*

[@KingLoki7620]

I was one of victims of the war crimes my father is missing *Phonk music intensifies*

[@SomeKoffee]

​​@@vhbgp7767uno reverse card mf *Phonk music intensifies*

[@charlieseely3464]

Machine... I pissed on your gun, it's mine now *Phonk intensifies*

[@AkiraDatBoy]

“My blood is a controlled substance in THIRTY-NINE STATES” *Insert Phonk music*

[@Azuraerae]

Max0r w

[@frostwolf2175]

This isn't True Blood

[@aregulargamer1]

"My blood gave a vampire second hand fetal alcohol syndrome."

[@PurpleJak3]

No that's not Phonk that Ponk

[@SkelewizardTheGreat]

I GOT IT I tickle children’s pickles Insert phonk music MAMA HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES FOR SAYING SOME PEDO STUFF💀

[@chikensandwich1029]

“Its not vandalism, It's free art.” PHONK PLAYS

[@malachicarter712]

"Atoms never touch, so no, I did not drop kick that toddler." *PHONK PLAYS.*

[@Lucywesty]

Da fuq 😂

[@wilmstv5529]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@void4001]

I miss technoblade…

[@cashagon]

"I kick dropped that toddler in self defense." *PHONK PLAYS*

[@07SmurfCat-cp8dk]

#relatable

[@MarsaiDeogen]

"It ain't a manslaughter if a man doesn't laugh." *Phonk plays*

[@JasonJohnson-g8o]

And if they do its just a really bad feeling that feels good for them *PHONK PLAYS*

[@billi_fl]

fucking underrated asf comment

[@Riley._.Pierce1]

Took me a minute to get it, but I wad here 3rd for when this comment takes off.

[@tommyXu-st4oz]

"Its not cocaine if there's no coke." *intense phonk*

[@bpvicenzovendetta]

Also, if it's a woman PHONK PLAYS

[@Froggy4life-Yes]

“you’re more likely to be bitten by a Californian than a shark” *PHONK PLAYS*

[@saoisbad3158]

As someone who lives in California, this is true. You gotta be in the water to be bitten by a shark…Californians are moving everywhere

[@naomi-fj9wl]

but thats not nonsense its true

[@ChaotiX1]

This one doesnt work cause its true 😅

[@phouleSk8s]

Florida man enters the chat

[@somniferousshark9786]

New yorker

[@Fearless-X-SX]

"Sorry,Son Your Adopted." *PHONK PLAYS*

[@superrupee]

"It's not about what was done, it's about sending a message." *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@tiffanymcknight4797]

1k like and no comment is crazy

[@TyroneJohnson-jd5et]

1.1k likes and 1 comment is crazy

[@DungeonsPlayer2312]

1.2 likes and 2 comments is crazy

[@TyroneJohnson-jd5et]

@@superrupee 1.2k and still 3 comments is crazy

[@Wasted_VR]

“There’s laughter in manslaughter” *Phonk plays aggressively*

[@T2518Live]

😂😂😂😂

[@PeaceOz_introv.]

Man+ laughter= Manslaughter. I guess a human laughs when they slaughter people,..

[@michaeltima5007]

​@@T2518Liveuuhh...

[@Perfect.unsymmetry]

there sure is

[@Axe-im8gc]

Mans laughter

[@User47928]

“It’s not stealing if you don’t get caught” *PHONK INTENSIFIES*

[@greggerpegger]

Marisa Kirisame

[@orangutan379]

😂

[@aranyabhattacharyya3436]

What about permanently borrowing?

[@KitCatToonz]

Agreed

[@vivianedorsey6570]

No shit😂

[@Leaf-b4d]

“When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal” *PHONK PLAYS*

[@moistboi4980]

"It's not blackmailing, it's just involuntary volunteering" *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Nugget-Plays]

424 likes and no reply? lemme fix that

[@Mycthegoat]

your profile...

[@jshooa4840]

Teachers be like

[@The_kingth_of_curtheth]

Furrys identify as Animals. Therefore furrys have no Human Rights. MONTAGEM starts playing

[@amadeus7511]

Royal marine moment

[@ArgonExisted]

"Cannibalism is a metaphor, I was just really hungry" *Phonk plays*

[@legitdominic]

“The Law is technically illegal because they aren’t the rulers of the world.” *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Lestyrin]

"I put a fake parking ticket on my windshield so I won't get a real one." *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Thy-rivulet]

This man is a genius

[@PanicLedisko]

H o l y s h i t dude that’s genius!!!!

[@TheThingOfThurses]

Omg-

[@Aadisss]

Bro that smart ngl

[@operationdirtFN20]

instructions unclear im now in jail

[@freeze3116]

"It's not suicide, It's self service retirement" Phonk plays

[@LesleyMcgonagall]

I am just stopping that one person from saying '60 likes and no replies? lemme fix that' 😉😏 but in all honesty, I was hysterical at this!

[@anthonyharriel5685]

109 likes and only one comment lemme fix that

[@rikkisteele8248]

No 👎 ​@@LesleyMcgonagall

[@ThatGuyMemes]

“If there’s no cashiers at the counter, it’s free” INTENSE PHONK PLAYS

[@Mihim373]

LOL

[@kayleyuta7072]

It would be funny if someone tried that at Walmart. 🤣🤣

[@I.............]

I’m going to try that next time at apple

[@EldenRingplayer407]

*Adds security to the self-checkouts, just to be safe* “Now I know you might like Phonk, and there’s a lot of brainrot in the world today, but DON’T! …Allow people to leave without verifying their receipts first.”

[@jardex2275]

Not when there's only one guy running the whole store, and there's clearly a bell at the counter to get his attention.

[@XxShiftyxX]

“Say ‘stand up for yourself’ to a guy with no legs getting bullied” *PHONK MUSIC PLAYS*

[@riotes111]

"Cannibalism solves both overpopulation and world hunger" PHONK PLAYS

[@Sole_x_animations]

💀

[@Toastymandias_]

this comment is my entire vibe 27/7 you are amazing.

[@Dinoisnotabiscuit-ry1uz]

​@@Toastymandias_bro do you even know what 27/7 is? First of all that ain't even a real word it's 24/7

[@Toastymandias_]

@@Dinoisnotabiscuit-ry1uz holy shit, it took me 3 times to read that and reasilze my typo im a fucking idiot i meant to type 24/7, so sorry for the confusion 💀

[@GoofyPerson420]

😂😂😂

[@alreynante3525]

"Remember kids, stealing is just sharing without the consent." *Phonk music goes HARD*

[@md3d519]

So its just pocket raping

[@rjtrageser9884]

What are kleptomaniacs then?

[@alreynante3525]

@@rjtrageser9884 Liberals

[@alreynante3525]

@@md3d519 Its not pocket raping if they didn't say no.

[@ΜΛΝ]

​@@md3d519pocket raping 💀

[@Newtined]

“It’s better to get pissed off than to get pissed on” *PHONK PLAYS*

[@danielkelsosmith]

Agree to disagree

[@azzuhrir11]

100% agreed 💯

[@stupidsquid4951]

Disagree to agree

[@adjustedbrass7551]

I'd say it's situational

[@KieranGecko]

Why did i read this in Duke Nukem's voice?!

[@Whitney_the_first]

I’m dumb, phonk music starts playing

[@Agent-472k]

"Remember kids, it's only illegal if you get caught." *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIGIES*

[@henonicks]

Noise*. It's not music, it's noise.

[@iknorn9494]

God sends the most compelling propaganda to the craziest schizophrenics

[@javieracevedo2362]

Lol, intensigies 😂😂😂

[@Decade332]

This noise is to intensigies

[@naintikrawat8509]

Phonk🗿

[@kujouokumura7300]

"If violence doesn't solve your problem, you're simply not using enough of it" Phonk plays

[@TrxshNightmare]

Lmao

[@lolbitmanss_]

Police officers: *furious typing*

[@Dreammaster-y6i]

Well this is just true😂

[@sicklelkcis]

if gun not enough, use more gun

[@twerkingallday]

"I had sex with 400 minors" *phonk*

[@skellyBones6910]

"You can't be traumatized, if you get others traumatized" *Phonk plays*

[@Shadow_Craft_]

Yay

[@assinipi3004]

Not me trying to do this when I get traumatized

[@StephenDelRosario777]

I'm not completely certain that's how psychology works.

[@kristencossette3204]

"The economy is tight" PHONK PLAYS

[@sebbychu]

"Violence was never the answer, but it's always the solution." *Phonk plays*

[@johnwufky1634]

Speak from a true sigma

[@absolutelyloyalspacemarine1684]

Violence is the question, and the answer is yes

[@narendersharma3384]

This one is actually op

[@Gundalf_the_Gray]

@@absolutelyloyalspacemarine1684 I thought the answer was “always.” 😅

[@Rayzuka]

Violence is optional, and so is MERCY.

[@GoalOverlord]

"it's not slavery, it's helping people get work" •Phonk•

[@hanseldsilva2393]

*unpaid *involuntary work 💀

[@sticklyboi]

an internship that never ends

[@Goofyahmc]

@@hanseldsilva2393mandatory volunteer

[@ShadowZen-yn8po]

Wild💀

[@elly-coney13._]

get work with out pay, also u forgot to add the flogging, the r@pe, and....but it was funny lol

[@TyTheGuyonUnite]

"Even as a Vtuber, Heavenly is still unable to get a maiden" *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@Maidenless1484]

Damm

[@Ballunboy]

On bro 💀💀

[@HappyGuy01345]

GODDD

[@Just_a_passing_by_doctor]

yikes💀

[@MuchHappyWolf]

Jesus, you killed him 💀

[@Skyskyy-r1e]

"It's not school, it's a friendly prison." *PHONK PLAYS*

[@gritscasserole]

"I'm going to fill your room with grains of rice." *Phonk music plays*

[@mrbub_notblob]

The seams under the door, closet, in the window and dresser: "not round here, partner....not round here" 🗿🥂🧐

[@thatoneviewer]

​@@mrbub_notblobhe won't give up till your room is full

[@gritscasserole]

oh shit a hit comment

[@InvertedFate]

Chin- [FOR LEGAL REASONS, THERE IS NO JOKE!]

[@luzcastaneda2850]

congratulations

[@NashGang-772]

"It's not assault when 2 pregnant women fight, it's a mech battle" *PHONK PLAYS*

[@BrickTable]

"pacific rim theme starts playing"

[@Ricardo-nd6kl]

☠️☠️

[@MichaelZepeda-gi7pw]

💀💀💀

[@mcdonaldsgaming3974]

Nahh 💀💀💀💀💀💀😭

[@RudoMike21]

What the fuck?

[@rodox6682]

“I committed 38 war crimes in Afghanistan” *PHONK PLAYS*

[@morsemurraidh1314]

Again, the specificity of the statement concerns me.

[@L-man09]

@@morsemurraidh1314Again?????

[@KrispyKremeDeltarune]

​@@morsemurraidh1314"I have exacly 30678.5 kids in my basement" *Phonk music starts playing*

[@arhamparakh8849]

@@KrispyKremeDeltarune.5 that’s concerning

[@ugoenebeli]

Soooo Obama

[@rayplays7498]

"She may be my sister, but we have chemistry." *PHONK PLAYS*

[@ekkawatsriruenroeng]

"Age is just a number, jail is just a room, and execution is just a show" Phonk plays

[@WingsofAxolotl]

WOW... That one actually hits.

[@MarathonBot]

Wow

[@haley_rosees]

@@MarathonBotOMG NEW COMMENT

[@Anthony_Barbosa]

Get him locked up TIGHT

[@seangutierrez1337]

And the police are just people

[@ramirocuellar7441]

_"S W A W S"_ *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@homer-r5v]

No just no

[@AgentSSS]

yes, just yes.

[@honooryu5374]

Absolutely

[@crackhead2734]

Roflcopter

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

* cool poses while phonk music builds up * Swaws * phonk beat drop *

[@jasont226]

"Your honor, if you are what you eat, then im an innocent child" *PHONK PLAYS*

[@lixeditzz]

wtf

[@RamiroDeLeon-v7v]

Jeffrey

[@ethanrivera7178]

​Jeffrey Dahmer is that you

[@Drin792]

"Shit is like Nutella" *Phonk intensifies*

[@josiahflitty2207]

Whoever needs the music its BACK2BACK

[@W0LF3Y_0N_PAWS1]

"I am not gay, I just like men." *PHONK PLAYS*

[@drazoric2275]

I didn't kill your parents, I merely made your backstory more compelling. *Phonk plays.*

[@TheMandaloreFett]

Joe, chill.😂

[@ronit9141]

i killed a person with a knife *Phonk plays.*

[@Grover-the-GOAT-of-the-series]

Dam batman isn't breaking his no kill policy he just simply not using it anymore.

[@Blynded]

Ayoooo? Like this shit.

[@CturiX.IREALLY]

"I didnt make you an orphan, i made you a superhero"

[@Vivzile]

"it ain't physical abuse if physics wasn't involved." PHONK INTENSIFIES

[@Masy-g4t]

" automatically agrees "

[@Darknesstride]

Agreed 👍

[@Randomguy_Drawing]

Woah woah woah woah what

[@ItzBluh]

Fax

[@maruthambaldoss-oc5ee]

Agreed

[@mariacrow8622]

“You can’t say uranium without yum” PHONK PLAYS

[@TheGenRo]

Yummy Uranium-235.

[@brilanware-n4d]

Nah

[@bitsidedsquare]

Minecraft: "You cant enchant hoes with loyalty" *PHONK STARTS PLAYING*

[@griffenrumbaugh3453]

Aint no way

[@tamasmarton1161]

Actually I can lol

[@Nurlan270]

"It's not burning people alive, it's early cremation." *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Ruvaakjun]

"It's not a war crime if you're not at war." *Intense Phonk music plays while striking a few JoJo poses*

[@mechanicpluto2430]

Driller mains: “I agree with this sentiment, rock and stone fellow not-war criminal!”

[@thespacedpirate]

There's a few Jojo phonk beats put there. Just sayin

[@tristankadow3756]

To quote the fat electrician: It's not a war crime the first time

[@voiddotjpeg]

​@@mechanicpluto2430live thin containment field reaction

[@n30nx4r7]

Based

[@kipie3906]

"Remember don't kill yourself because that shit kills you" *Phonk plays*

[@nb70783]

Had me cracking up XDDD

[@Weegeefan2008]

​@@nb70783😐

[@CarterFootBum12]

@@Weegeefan2008😐 indeed

[@FlamOnVr]

@@CarterFootBum12😐 I Agree With You Bro

[@Lightsaberrrrrrrrrrr]

​@@FlamOnVrwhat he do

[@Winston.In_Disguise]

“I'm not stealing, I'm just permanently borrowing” Phonk plays

[@moistygrass7283]

I think Mario's balding a little

[@agabuga7097]

W(W chain)

[@tabletandroids1536]

Nuh uh​@@agabuga7097

[@Marleybergeson]

W

[@SevenRealms-lx9hc]

W

“It’s not stealing if you don’t get caught” *PHONK PLAYS*

[@danfletcher3255]

"Its not mass genocide, its stopping overpopulation" *PHONK PLAYS*

[@ejdergameng12]

Thanks to mao zedong stalin painter and leopold II

[@FC-dr5gz]

Eren approved

[@mateonieva8849]

Adam be like

[@Megolsky]

@JojobeananimatesNononono You understood chara wrong Chara is mad at the humans for locking the monsters up Then got insane And then wanted to kill both humans AND monsters Chara doesn’t want excuses It‘s just genocide

[@josephsenger5287]

Don't prove that, just don't prove that! 😰😰😰😰😰😰

[@RealNinjaBrick]

“I took a shit in the sink.” *Intense phonk plays*

[@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus]

Matthew 5:27‭-‬30 Jesus says here, Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: but I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Jesus didn't specifically say to rcut your hands, or plluck your eye out, Jesus way saying that if any thing that causes you to sin remove that out of your Jesus saves God bless.😊😊

[@shlokwaghela9560]

​@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesusI came in my pants

[@Hindoshahr]

😂😂

[@BritishIdiotFromEngland]

​@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus AAACK I A DEVIL.... SOFT ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE EMGLISHHHHH AAAA HOLY SHIT *I a Christian so this isn't meant to be fucking offensive don't worry yall

[@misterionorman9764]

Dang, that went hard 😢…

[@Masked_Violinest]

"Don't kill yourself, it kills you" *PHONK MUSIC PLAYS*

[@sandrosvanidze-l8c]

aggresive phonk continues

[@mr_TACTICO]

*agressive phonk drops*

[@APersonWithAPlan]

Doesn’t even make sense bozo 🤡

[@westerngidd]

"bruh"

[@postecommusgo]

Im the 999 like

[@nessat6335]

"Phonk isn't music, it's just noise!" *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Weird_Axolotl]

“It isn’t child labour if they’re having fun doing it” *phonk starts playing*

[@Weird_Axolotl]

@JavinMo-r4s lmao yeah couldn’t think of any

[@TannerLyn]

Roblox's whole business plan 😂

[@Weird_Axolotl]

@@TannerLyn PFFT

[@Sir__Alien]

This is actually kinda tight tho

[@datravelingmemeist1956]

Roblox?

[@zanderjuico1104]

"Child labor was actually pretty smart" **Phonk Plays Intensively**

[@MAP233224]

truly the best feature of capitalism, gotta maximize that profit

[@joedou7glas200]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmaoqKeJd6d0fJY

[@rasheedgamer3548]

​@@Nortex25the problem is that's true

[@matthewboyd8689]

The old folks in the government are actually trying to get child labor back.. They're also trying to raise the age at which you can vote... Conspiracy?

[@pizzacrumbles]

"Well you know what they say you cant make the shoes and wear them too"

[@CesarHernandez-wd4pz]

"You can never be wrong if there's no one to disagree" Phonk plays.

[@a.kzestos2085]

Hitler agrees

[@Epik_sillyz]

This is kinda true

[@WJNGWJNG2012]

Bro it don't matter how many time I watch this it's never gonna get boring

[@coderxgamer]

"It's not a hate crime if you loved doing it"

[@rockystudiogaming]

That's... Understandable sir, have a good day. -Random officer

[@Platina_Leaf]

Bruh…. What

[@mellodramaproductions]

OH NO 😂😂😂

[@TheLanguageGuyy]

700th like

[@__anti402__]

I mean, you arent wrong

[@faerexedo416]

"Stealth was an option." Phonk plays

[@heatbringerroblox2177]

Wow

[@UnluckyLeo1]

wow

[@CS_Mango]

"stealth was never an option" *phonk plays

[@justazarcwithmustache]

"Slavery was a good system" *phonks play*

[@octane9966]

I'm the one motherfucker who always takes the stealth route

[@Pantsinabucket]

“It’s called a war crime because it’s not a real crime.” *PHONK PLAYS*

[@georgemorgan6460]

fr

[@Goose22jh]

he didn't he just made it better my nigga @@Anatapsii PHONK PLAYS

[@fear4201]

Wow that’s to far bucko chill out that word is a no no

[@Anatapsii]

@@Goose22jh well good game

[@AtomicNexus]

"Your honor, how can it be a hate crime if my client loved doing it?" - Saul Badman

[@Chaos-san]

It’s not human experimentation if it’s voluntary *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Sonamyfan875]

"Be the reason people are scared to go outside." *Phonk music plays*

[@isthe3573]

*becomes the 2019 virus*

[@sasfesasfe]

*Becomes your local candy seller*

[@therealmilkman876]

I love this

[@oicmapper]

*Becomes the great plague*

[@Thy-rivulet]

I just got my license :D

[@madonnibella]

"Orphanages take too much of our tax money" ***Bass-boosted Phonk intensifies***

[@cakepowdermix4509]

I mean… you’re not wrong.

[@thatonelightbulb474]

he's got a point :/

[@surayyaburhan5765]

​@@cakepowdermix4509orphanages are basically all privately owned it was a joke

[@kogspence820]

Badger just perfectly explained Phonk music, and im mad because its accurate

[@tanakalight]

Iv been trying for months to explain it and he just nailed it in a hot minute

[@MilosiaSecondAcc]

"It's not free food it's expensive food" *INTENSIFIES PHONK PLAYS*

[@Ryuu-z5b]

“Every crime is legal if you run fast enough” *PHONK INTENSIFIES*

[@Hue_G._Rection-g1h]

Hell yeah

[@shinoahiiragi9293]

Kinda true since you're not doing a crime if you dont get caught XD

[@killerchick9438]

ngl this is the only comment I found kinda wild. It's pretty great lol

[@Z3N007]

Nga…

[@beamo6939]

"every people in asia can say the n-word if they are next to a black person" PHONK PLAYS

[@Some_random_carguy]

"It's not child labor if it's your child" PHONK PLAYS

[@_Saturnly_]

KZbin asked me to "rate this comment to improve the platform" so I rated it excellent and marked it as "informative" 💀

[@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer]

​@@_Saturnly_ Nahhh, KZbin is wild 😂

[@HigamerUser]

​@@_Saturnly_ haha

[@_Saturnly_]

@@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer the platform will be very improved with this informative comment.

[@ScotmanIsAlsoAViewer]

@@_Saturnly_ 😂😂😂

[@eternal456]

"Its not an Atomic bomb if you don't use it" *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Divyansh_IsPro]

Omg

[@Axolotl-Priam]

"It's not an atomic bomb if it's not atomic." *PHONK PLAYS EVERYWHERE*

[@r3n778]

Then it's just a big ahh metal thing

[@Bread_baked-up.]

I donated 50 penisilion dollars in nuclear wars charity. Phonk music plays

[@MegaCalliou]

A human is a animal PHONK MUSIC PLAYS

[@-._.-HannahB-._.-]

“christians need to take a chill pill sometimes.” *fire noise playing*

[@DuckyDrawsOSC]

“It’s not murder,I’m just helping them sleep” *PHONK PLAYS*

[@harrydonnelly4044]

I know it’s noise

[@nk__]

That would go insanely hard!

[@Soaringchicken31]

Slide 3

[@Shawdh33n]

Cringe

[@garyzhao4234]

@@Shawdh33nhow is that cringe?

[@Potato_salad_plays]

"Its only illegal if someone sees it" AGRESSIVE PHONK PLAYS

[@wolf.the.player]

the name of the phonk: BACK2BACK

[@Croinz1m]

@@wolf.the.playerTHANK YOU I VISITED THIS VIDEO LIKE 10 times for this

[@AHHEUS]

he didnt ask@@wolf.the.player

[@andifemboy]

I agree with this one without the phonk edit: THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS

[@sarahmoore6058]

An ice-knife leaves no evidence *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Daimoss]

"It's not called domestic abuse, It's called self-defense." *drops the hardest PHONK beat*

[@RaifuEnthusiast]

Lmao please tell me there's no guns though because at that point I don't think that works

[@jadonsilva8943]

@@RaifuEnthusiast gun violence is the only fun violence *PHONK*

[@Monoeditz]

💀💀💀

[@Draconlykos]

Self defense for what, your partner being ugly asf? Lmao gotta protect yourself from them gross hoes (im joking i know this is a joke)

[@leafyleavesyt2398]

​@@RaifuEnthusiastmusic

[@destrudot]

"I am wanted in 30 states" *Phonk music kicks in*

[@ethanthomson2336]

I'm wanted in 35 counties

[@Gamer-wy5mu]

​@workshoppingaccounts this still funny. Also being wanted(wanted by police) isn't emo

[@The-SovietOnion]

​@@ethanthomson2336bro...😂

[@amiver]

"Life isn't unfair if everyone's life is unfair" *PHONK PLAYS*

[@Nyrites]

This is the best comment ever

[@icegod4849]

Now hang on, he has a point

[@mr.xlebnik]

..........i think you're right

[@DeezNuts-kl2te]

No like that's true af

[@Wizardofedits75]

Bro is onto something 😭

[@ExtraExtroHistoricals]

"I commited Arson in LA" *PHONK INTENSIFIES*

[@VendableBacon1]

"I'm gonna shit yourself." *EPIC PHONK BEAT DROPS*

[@youtubescam7308]

That goes hard

[@michellehybakken]

​@@youtubescam7308me on the toilet

[@AustinAndLucas]

​@scallywagwum2145why is you so mad Lil bro? 💀 Is Daddy not loving you enough?

[@michellehybakken]

@scallywagwum2145 what

[@dhariamagalig6392]

​@scallywagwum2145bro its art like the video says

[@canschros]

"I'm not a human, I'm a bicycle." *PHONK INTENSIFIES EPICLY*

[@WTXtraYZ]

I’m keeping that in the hall of fame. *Phonk*

[@dom2052]

Ujajjajajjajsjajs

[@Peanutsgrowintheground]

Jesus Christ this comment wants to kill myself

[@marymorgan4260]

“I’ve didn’t do taxes and I burned the evidence *PHONK MUSIC PLAYS*

[@nouvalikhsan9203]

"If my grand mother had wheels, she would have been a bike"