A Fairly Odd Christmas Rant

I review the awful sequel to the live action Fairly Odd Parents Movie starring Drake Bell.
With thanks to www.ignitemotion.com/ for providing the snow!

[@fungirlninja]

The movie's logic says that if Timmy acts like a child he technically is a child. Which is stupid

[@lehahiah81]

+fungirlninja I just realized something disturbing. If pedos were in the fairly oddparents universe are they able to get away with a relationship just for being childish. I mean timmy already has a creeper van.

[@AnAnomalySpeaks]

That was the first episode of The Fairly Oddparents show's logic. In the first episode of the series (not counting the Oh Yeah! shorts) he wished he could be an adult. But the only way he could get his Godparents back to get him to be a child again was that he had to act like one.

[@snugglehyena9171]

+Kat M the only reason that made sense was because he wished he was an adult, and acted like a child at heart

[@AnAnomalySpeaks]

Snuggle Hyena I'd think that it wouldn't matter if he wished himself to be an adult to do that but I guess you're right.

[@halfdemonprince]

CaitlyntheDoodler Well they did establish that logic in the episode "The Big Problem."

[@tina1641]

"... And Fairly Bad Effects!" Nice! 😄

[@caybcaybcayb]

I laughed so hard

[@sunandsteel117]

An elf is named DINGLE! NOOOO NOT ELF BOWLING!

[@Peridorito825]

Pizza Joe Wow I didn't even think of that (probably because I tried to block these movies out of my memory) XD

[@collinwise6331]

The entire Fairly Odd Universe would be better if the fairy wands could only grant so many wishes, or use so much "wish power" within ___ amount of time. Perhaps they need to be recharged or something. I don't know.

[@lehahiah81]

+Collin Wise That actually has been shown in the show, but they never really kept it as a continuous plot point.

[@rachelherbst9419]

like the shortage of fairies

[@rachelherbst9419]

or the whole other people shouldnt know about fairies like crocker but that plot point is basicly gone now

[@nascarfanatic2425]

Cartoon Watchers have already called out Timmy's parents as being the worst parents in the history of animation. Even surpassing Peter and Lois Griffin, and every parent on South Park.

[@Adsknitter]

Timmy creates a monster which will probably kill thousends of people - No one cares. Santa can have holidays for the rest of Timmys live - Everyone freaks out.

[@felixraphael4558]

I've just noticed a GIANT PLOT HOLE! If not timmy's wishes are supposed to help other people then why not wish for food and a fire!?!?

[@ryanwitt8843]

it would have been a clever reference to the show is Tootie still had the crimson chin action figure that she got from Timmy in the cartoon

[@annietrinity1833]

To be fair, having a story about an adult timmy acting like a kid long after he should have grown up and got a life IS made funnier in a sort of cruel ironic meta joke way by having it be live action and star Drake Bell, because I tuned out years ago and I really thought he would have moved on by now.

[@ryanpopielarski569]

I have horrible news: they are making a third live-action movie!

[@jesseengland456]

nooooo!

[@sunandsteel117]

*cocks gun*

[@tiffanyb94]

I am so tired of not only the live action FOP movies but the cartoon as well.

[@AuraLeafstorm]

So am I. I can rewatch the older, better episodes for nostalgia value, but the longer this show goes on, the more obnoxious it becomes.

[@embrown520]

that would be cool if crocker had his own spin-off series

[@isobelmiller7464]

"Then poops a motorcycle" I'm laughing so hard

[@phineas6268]

The Great Power Makes Great Responsibility was a reference to Ultimate Spider-Man! that was airing at the time. Which Drake Bell is the voice for Spider-Man

[@BrendanBarney]

Dumbsmo and Nagda are really terrible in all 3 movies! They spout really stupid one-liners and make themselves look like plot devices, which by the way, they don't even bother turning into something Christmas themed or whatever. Their glands turn them into anything they want, but at this point, Butch doesn't care about his creations anymore. He just wants money just like the cash cows at Nickelodeon: The home of overrated memes

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

Stephen Hillenburg stopped caring about his creation after the Spongebob movie, which is why his name doesn't appear anywhere in the opening credits to Scumbob episodes.

[@BrendanBarney]

@@marvinthemaniac7698 We're not talking about Stephen, Marvin.

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

@@BrendanBarney I get that, I was just drawing a comparison.

[@BrendanBarney]

@@marvinthemaniac7698 Wish I knew.

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

@@BrendanBarney you should know since I told you.

[@Dexieboi2013]

It is 2016, why am I NOW just figuring out about the existence of these live action movies?

[@josephkidd7556]

lucky

[@JasminePaygeBrooke]

My biggest issue with the first one of these movies is how Tootie had to become pretty for Timmy to like her. Ever since I saw it, I thought that Cloudy With a Chance of Meatball's beauty going to beast (sort of as Sam was still pretty) would pave the way for more, "Anyone can find love!" but no, the first special pretty much said, "You have to be hot to find love!" Which is just one of the many, many flaws. Irrelevant comment over.

[@Cubester64]

Are you going to review the newest episode of the Fairly Odd Parents? It was hyped up as "the episode where Poof speaks", and not only was it a lame concept, but his voice is like a more annoying version of Timmy's. For the record, it's called "School of Crock". Another episode that I hope you could review is "Fairly Odd Pet", where Timmy gets a magic dog.

[@1SpeedyYoshi]

First a fairy baby, then a fairy dog... what's next, a fairy house? A fairy teacher? ... If you look at the word fairy too long, it looks really weird...

[@Cubester64]

1SpeedyYoshi "School of Crock" is where Crocker becomes a teacher for faries and other magical creatures. So to an extent, there is a fairy teacher.

[@1SpeedyYoshi]

Cubester64 Well, technically, he's still human.. and also, if poof is the only fairy baby, what is the girl in "love triangle"? And what is the teacher?

[@cody2819]

You mean the Fairy Odd Summer? Yeah please do that...

[@halfdemonprince]

1SpeedyYoshi Now we have Chloe. A Mary Sue character that Timmy has to share his fairies with.

[@sranma87]

Idk if you saw the first drake bell FOP movie, jorgan decided that "Timmy" can keep his fairies forever

[@ThatOneManInLife]

You mentioning that the voice of Timmy's Dad is the same guy who played Gordy kindah blew my mind.

[@ALotAboutNothin]

Nick should take all the money they use to make the crappy live action movies and push it to the legend of korra budget

[@isobelmiller7464]

Regarding the scene where Crocker eats the talking gingerbread man, which came out first; this movie or the Teen Titans Go episode, The True Meaning of Christmas, because Raven and Starfire eat a talking gingerbread man in that episode. Watch Jem Reviews's review of that episode.

[@AuntieFungus]

I actually agree completely about Crocker. When I first saw the movie he automatically became my favorite character in that movie

[@PatrickBoy412]

In the newer one Timmy turns into a fairy *cries*

[@PatrickBoy412]

***** like... forever a fairy... I know he was one was in an episode, but in the Live Action it's... creepy AF

[@maryk7262]

+DBZCOURT this goes beyond continuity, these are rules the show established for itself in the past. with a show like this, where there's magic, you kinda need rules to keep it interesting. otherwise it'd just be a show about a kid who can wish for anything he wants with no restrictions, there'd be virtually no conflict, and there's no point. but now the show's just like "we know this goes against the rules we ourselves set up but...uh....it's allowed now because...uhh....hey look, a new character!"

[@maryk7262]

***** yeah, and Poof in a way. But Poof I can forgive (kinda) because we got a couple of good episodes out of him, there's Foop, and because of his lack of character (from being a baby) you usually forget he's there so he doesn't do much good or harm most of the time. Hell, this episode even forgot to put him in

[@maryk7262]

***** agreed. I didn't mind at all that Sparky wasn't in this episode but it did seem strange that Poof wasn't there. He's a baby, and needs to be around Cosmo and Wanda. There's so many characters that hardly show up anymore, maybe they could come up with some good ideas and not feel the need to shoehorn more characters in if they used more of the really good characters they already have. Timmy never hangs out with his friends anymore and at this point, his parents seem like neglectful assholes. they used to be ignorant at worst but cared about Timmy's well-being, but now it seems like they don't really care for the most part and are never there. and now, Timmy's life revolves around his fairies. they used to just help Timmy solve his problems (usually involved with school or home) and were there for support. now, Timmy has no life outside of his fairies and it's kinda sad

[@orcciezaj]

+Mary Kelly yep

[@zachflakerton]

i was a bit confused at first when u mentioned crocker was good, but thx for explaining his goodness. i totally agree about the fairies unecassarily being there.

[@Freakasaurous]

7:55 actually, in the first movie, Jorgan says that he can never lose his fairies as long as he grants wishes for others.

[@Demeech]

Dang I don't have popcorn to eat during this rant! Oh well I guess I'll eat a 4 lb steak burger instead.

[@TheSneezefreak]

i choose to consider the live action movies non canon movies so that i wont get dissapointed with them

[@Mattbuildsstuff]

is it bad that i picture this as an episode of the cartoon when u describe as opposed to shitty live action?

[@DeadlyAlienInvader]

The whole thing about having protagonists to deliver presents instead of Santa because they screw up Christmas is kind cliche.

[@skoopdahoop]

thank you, I needed this.

[@oliviab4079]

they could have done better casting on Santa in this movie

[@ajsweetapples4007]

an old guy in a Bunny suit NOT Funny

[@GeteMachine]

Theres a reason why these shitty ass live action budget films go straight to TV. This shit would flop in the box office. I mean just the piss-poor writing, very obvious CG effects and just rediculous plot devices....I mean look at danella mone's character, looks nothing like her cartoon character.

[@GanonGhidorah]

It's actually hard for me to determine if this one or the first one is "more tolerable". The first one was god awful. But there's something about how stupid this one is, that sort of lessened the blow. But this movie represents something that...frankly hasn't been talked about that I'd think people who do reviews should talk about; the Plot of this movie is a blatant Rip Off. But not JUST from Wishmas like you said, but from somewhere else. This movie is a rip off of the Jimmy Neutron Christmas special. Jimmy accidentally hurts Santa, and by doing so, now has to BE Santa that year. Even look at how Santa gets hurt; it's almost exactly the same.

[@PsychicHyrax]

Ahh yes. I've been waiting for this.

[@ronnielane8985]

You want an explanation? Easy. The Internet.

[@Cheesehead302]

15:02 A dangerous path alone? Doesn't he know it's dangerous to go alone?

[@sonicboomers122]

Merry chist-hanuka-mas and happy Rama-kwanza-dan, winter solstice and hell whatever the hell you celebrate. just be happy.

[@Jtangel27]

Not to mention Teen Nick with The 90's Are all That, which hasn't been touched by the big wigs at Nick in months. At first, it was a great block full of nostalgia and classic Nickelodeon. However, they still air the exact same bumpers that aired last July (I never thought I'd say this, but, I'm really tired of hearing about Stoop Kid sitting on his stoop) and there hasn't been a single new, for lack of a better word, show in a long time, yet the bumpers have more of the older shows from the 90's

[@Genin99]

Drake Bell is the current voice of Spiderman and that Great Power line was a joke to reference that

[@shakeelasings6628]

Lol he had me at #Fairyfailparents

[@iBeADinosaurCat16]

Can you review "It's a Spongebob Christmas!"? I'd love to hear your thoughts on that one. :o

[@Ninetails2000]

Yeesh Pieguy, can't you just let a man indulge in his zoophile/scat/food fetish without giving him the third degree? It's apperently the only thing keeping him from falling off the wagon and hitting the bottle(Of Eggnog) again. XP

[@fuppetti]

How could they fail at the CGI so much?

[@ejjamzz]

I didn't even know it was coming until it did boy I was Dissapointed

[@SweetTop7s]

Am I crazy since I REALLY enjoyed both this movie and the original? I mean like, enjoyed them more than 95 percent of the regular Fairly Odd Parents episodes?

[@IkeFanBoy64]

3:20 HEY MOMMY!! I HAVE GRAVE DIGGER!!

[@isobelmiller7464]

Wasn't the talking horse in the other Christmas special a Mr. Ed reference?

[@AndroidSunner]

the fairly fail parents

[@ohitsstar1241]

fairly awful movie

[@ghostsalamander4870]

I love the snow

[@sabreena5611]

Maybe not Timmy shrunk an elf with the spray.

[@epion660]

+Sabreena Raue (Bree) perhaps its just a water spray bottle? that would end up hurting like hell at the north pole XD

[@sabreena5611]

maybe.

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

In the words of Benthelooney: Think of all the Christmas presents we could have bought for orphans with the money spent on this movie!

[@kitkatkrispy]

y in the season 2 Christmas special didn't they just magically make more magic? magic can make matter and energy appear out of nothing, shouldn't magic count?

[@slabielava]

ACTUALLY penguins Live In 10 places INCLUDING The North Pole .

[@Friendstoyourend]

ppl saying this special was boring yo guys need lives anyway so like it matters

[@DeadlyAlienInvader]

You assumed people have no lives just because they dislike something that you like? Well this is coming from a Fred fan, so I'm not surprised.

[@exaclibur1]

it does fluttershy it does

[@CREEPYTELEVISON]

the "great power comes great responsibility" line is a jab at Drake Bell being Spider-Man in the Ultimate Spider-Man, which is the same stupid thing in Teen Titans Go with Tara Strong nod at Raven liking MLP. I can like things like this, but both are really stupid and poorly done. Also this movie and Toddler Titans suck

[@snugglehyena9171]

ultimate spider man I thought was good

[@christianserna2834]

YAY!

[@Ninetails2000]

27:20-Dude......Do you know what you've done by saying that!?

[@TuesdaysArt]

No wonder he turned into a fairy in the third movie- which is really really confusing? Can fairies date humans? Could he still have fairy god parents? Like I hope they're leaving the movies alone after this before they butcher this even more.

[@jonnyboy4289]

Instead of calling it fairly fail parents, why not call it, or a terrible episode of FOP, FAIRLURE ODD EPISODE!!!!!!!

[@Simpsonsman120]

I actually kind of liked this movie...

[@coolmatt1019]

The reason why i hated the movie what i know about timmy is he only wish for him self and friends he was kinda greedy but in this movie he was giving i really think the live actions ruined timmy Personalty wise

[@ghostsalamander4870]

Not not Timmy

[@vanessabluebear3928]

I hate the cartoon now I was okay with Poof adding on to the family but once they added Sparky I was done I hate the cartoon now

[@LeBeelProductions]

You should seriously try reviewing SyFy movies. You'll get more to rant about, I guarantee it. Don't stop ranting about these things though :p

[@abandonedchannel546]

Im really mad with nickelodeon in the past, it was good woth good shows like rugrats, ren and stimpy, hey arnold and the old spongebob but now is all crap, the only good shows left are Penguins of Madagastar and The Legend Of Korra but the rest is a #### and A COMPLETE ####! Im also mad with Disney Channel and a bit with CN

[@StephanieSparda]

Live action movies based on cartoons need to stop being made. There is not one good one out there.

[@amybradu1767]

So if people not being enthusiastic for Christmas screws up the world, how did Earth work before Jesus was born and made the holiday. Also, what if the Christian population goes down , are we doomed to die f Christmas gloom?

[@CautionLlama]

he also plays cosmo. just sayin.

[@ReallySAround]

I didn't even bother watching this special. I knew it was going to suck.

[@jakxblue]

i don't care if Timmy grew-up but This would had been better in cartoon. and this how I think the Tv show should had been. Timmy and his group go help kids that really in need and Timmy learn that some kids wishes can end badly or great. and Timmy have to find ways to fix it. or make Timmy a teacher with this same plot. hard saving it after it had a great run like this. live-action movie is just bad, I didnt care at all about it when watching it . and i really felt like changing the channel

[@animation1234111]

can you edit in some pictures to make it more entertaining.

[@SoulOfficer]

Drake Bell Deserves Better Than This Movie!!!

[@DeadpoolandTgwtgFan]

06:46 don't you mean "Not" timmy's dad? Anyway i also hate the abusive parent part of the show, there were evil to him most of the time for no reason :|

[@RiseofTaitoShirei]

This movie seems like a ripoff of those Disney Santa Clause movies. Terrible. Just terrible.

[@vanessabluebear3928]

The Fairy Odd Christmas Special with Drake Bell SUCKS I HATE IT UGH Drake needs to move on get off of Nick and move on but I will say this Drake is a good role model for little kids

[@chocolatemilkman]

WHY DO SPECAILS ON NICK SUCK

[@MegaToonzNetwork]

BECAUSE DICKS ARE RUNNING IT

[@chocolatemilkman]

i cant disagree with you -_-

[@Redalution]

what?

[@vanessabluebear3928]

The movies dont match up with the show its stupid

[@embrown520]

Big Dino in Japan. Not Funny

[@Chris6570]

And thats why live action cartoon base movies suck always Scbooy doo Ben 10 to me are good examples

[@McNultey97]

I didn't even watch this. It's repulsive

[@TASprocudtions454]

Can you review Level Up! It is one of the worst shows ever!!!

[@XxAngiexXRPI]

way to go and be stereo typical Pie Guy, not all "adults" have to leave their parents. You do realize that's a view point of SOCIETY. it's the majority that makes you feel like that. you can "be an adult" and still live with your parents. You can still have responsibility still living there, and not all people can afford to live on your own. not trying to rant PGR, cause like your videos, and I have seen a ton of them, but seriously, that's a stereotype

[@icecreamhero2375]

+XxAngiexXRPI well i wouldn't mind if my kid stayed with me for ever as long as he had a job

[@XxAngiexXRPI]

icecream hero exactly, there's nothing wrong with that

[@Bayonetta-U1QTJ]

This movie sounds like it sucked

[@nintendocapeesun]

Shit is shit no matter what

[@5thkiechannel]

First!..... time the first comment doesnt say first.