pig rider = strongest kit

thanks to / razdavid5029 for the intense thumbnail
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Twitter: / technothepig
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Will I add you as a friend? NO, PLS STOP ASKING LOL

[@zard4298]

Technoblade: Kills a player Skywars players: HaCkS aImb0t

[@Migixkem]

125likes btw no replies gqtta let u kno w ur success

[@zard4298]

@@Migixkem Wow thank you, I actually didn't know I had this much likes :D

[@josiahjensen8752]

This is acuatly true and sad😂😂

[@bluqytutorials8763]

You have 418 likes :) Edit: 419 cause I lik e

[@tekkstorm]

Haha 420 haha my life is said

[@bluedogproy2016]

Techno: Pig strafes are OP Pig: *Preceeds to literaly walk of the edge*

[@Andrekrep420]

@Sporecat Insectivore it happens

[@geocojonnrigor]

@@Andrekrep420 didn't happen

[@paradoxx4546]

*Hides behind giant structure that you can’t melee from* “bow spammer”

[@nosferatustg7675]

Half of sky wars players be like:

[@Kyara7]

"How dare he use a bow, he's such a camper" -Player in basically a skybase

[@rayblazer29]

“Let me just grow my arms 50 blocks”

[@codshots2620]

“Aimbot” you have to lead your shots

[@ollyfry3560]

imagining playing skywars, you have had a rough night, so your watching techno in your sidebar while playing skywars, some guy is bowing you and since your already kind of annoyed and call him a hacker and a bowspammer, next day you see techno's latest video, you watch it and you see your name- rest in peace

[@kinx7453]

Technoblade: *Shoots someone in a game where shots have drop and travel time* Skywars player: AIMB0T

[@Kyara7]

It would be so hard to make an aimbot for minecraft

[@dasaniwater1618]

@@Kyara7 it has been done but even then the aim bots are not very good and miss 20 percent at close range, 50 at medium and nearly 70 at long

[@RyanTosh]

@@Kyara7 I don't know...the arrows are either parabolic or close to parabolic, and you can extrapolate the target's position as a straight line at close to medium range, so at worst I'd bet it's just a bit of algebra. There'd be a few additional things to worry about like blocks being in the way, but if you try a few points on their hitbox and raycast for block collisions you could probably make it work most of the time.

[@LeviWithTheLens]

@@Kyara7 ppl

[@drakootherat1735]

@@Kyara7 im sorry to break it to you but all you need to do is tell an aimbot to move according to a bit of trigonometry. Not too complicated. Admitedly its harder cause you have to account for travel time but a cheat would know the distance from you to player 2 and the speed of the arrow at full draw so it can calculate its travel time useing v=d/deltaT. Then useing the player 2 speed and direction calculate useing trigonometry again the angle required in that 3rd and perky dimension. Simple physics kids

[@factionscrocky5002]

"Oh I'm sorry, let me just grow my arms 50 blocks" LMAO -Techno 2k17

[@ieatsand9606]

Why say 2k when its the same length as 20?

[@no_g-ay-splaaylist2350]

@@ieatsand9606 it's not 20 it's 2000=2k

[@craves7215]

@@no_g-ay-splaaylist2350 He means why type it when its the same amount of characters. The reason is that its cooler.

[@no_g-ay-splaaylist2350]

@@craves7215 oh ye i wasnt sure what he meant, but dam he's right LMFAO

[@itsgottarelax]

NBA 2k17

[@Hadi-ve2xb]

I love it when TechnoBlade says WHAT A SCAAAAAAAMMMM!!

[@jackiechaotic3828]

Red&Razor same xD

[@dewthevaporeon5977]

@@Aquazyl technobladed*

[@jenniferbuo7855]

Gaming Nerd Pigbladed*

[@tuzki8631]

Cuz It's Accurate.

[@lordmwmw7576]

Is this an opinion? An OPINION? AN OPINION?!?!?

[@Voaid]

It's 5 am and I am watching a pig kill children in a block game... I love my life

[@kevint1077]

Voaid I

[@user-rg3fg4qv8c]

Voaid I

[@jamillokyin]

Voaid I'm watching Tapple's 100k special :D

[@Nugcon]

Same..

[@youpo1]

The NuggetBacon lame

[@danielle9760]

"so bad!" Technoblade: "is that why i keep winning?"

[@rolaypubg7087]

Iridocyclytis I-R-I-D-O-C-Y-C-L-Y-T-I-S

[@DeMonDestroyer1xXDeMONXx]

2:58 Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[@SeemaRani-hq3lm]

Pig strafing have consequenses

[@ivywang8218]

@@SeemaRani-hq3lm it’s because it’s so overpowered

[@cyberjontron]

7:16 That is so perfectly timed. Techno saying "Syke", Techno swinging his fishing rod, and the player dying.

[@phoenix21562]

why did i laugh so hard at this

[@TheMisterDarknight]

Top 5 questions science can't answer

[@erdemeebilgee3584]

he may be gone but he will never be forgotten

[@jacksonbaye7920]

Been a year and KZbin just isn’t as good without him

[@aresfalcon1011]

​@@jacksonbaye7920fr

[@Vearow]

He actually somewhat edited this one

[@wintersibrun768]

How are you in life friend?

[@PhnxKap]

@@wintersibrun768 u commented a 3 yo old comment

[@hardikmeena3480]

@@PhnxKap you commented on a 8 months old comment

[@PhnxKap]

@@hardikmeena3480 u commented a 4 days old comment B)

[@bugsundermybed6496]

What's up

[@XDGamerMusic]

5:04 that kid is using the macdonalds WiFi

[@lemonslisterine1862]

@@Amqzinq Every country except the U.S. uses 'Mac' instead of 'Mc.' That means everywhere else is right.

[@lemonslisterine1862]

@@Amqzinq Yeah, but surprise-surprise, not everybody lives in the U.S.

[@lemonslisterine1862]

@@Amqzinq It can be spelled three ways McDonald, MacDonald, or Mcdonald.

[@liamnorlander6200]

Amazing are you guys actually having a fight over how you spell a fast food restaurant Btw its macdonalds ;), im from europe

[@Amqzinq]

You would know. You probably go to mcdonalds every mealtime

[@Nugcon]

**Gets hit while standing still in the open** "aImBot???????????"

[@dogol284]

Ever since Techno said he “forgot how to talk” I’ve been breathing weirdly.

[@obesepork9620]

Dogol BRUH SAME WTF

[@knolfyy]

SAME

[@stoler7980]

I DIDNT DO THAT BUT NOW THAT IVE READ THIS COMMENT IM DOING IT AND I CANT STOP

[@why5899]

OH NO THIS ISNT GOOD I HAVE TRACK PRACTICE

[@moltenmonkey8308]

whats it like to be on a ventilator for 3 years?

[@kosmic9809]

"tso bad" The moment he realizes he just said the best Minecraft pvper was bad at pvp.

[@trollsdontgetblocked9941]

As he loses to him,

[@dasaniwater1618]

It’s like calling god the most human thing ever

[@scense6934]

Techno really isn’t that great at PvP amazing player tho.

[@MlikoKakao]

@@scense6934 lol

[@Tearnalte]

@@scense6934 lol

[@jaydenpagsolingan]

Technoblade you have to lure the pig with the stick first than saddle.

[@chineseslavery]

TheBitterBolt thanks

[@justanotherweeb4323]

TheBitterBolt kit nerd

[@NetherThief]

Kit book of nerd

[@honorsphysics3801]

Hello! This is the pig rider kit customer support. We have noticed that your pig does not move as you wish when riding it. This is error #145. To make the pig move you may have to spawn the pig, hold the carrot on a stick and lead it for about 3-4 seconds until the follows you. After you have done such things, place the saddle on the pig and ride it. Then things should be working fine -Pig rider customer service

[@utqq4706]

6 years and only 1 comment with 9 likes...world record

[@BibleBillie]

Man Technoblade dies twice in one video I thought Technoblade never dies but ya know it was all part of his master plan. edit: I have no clue how this got this many likes but thanks!!! Also I just received my first notification for this today

[@nyoocz1462]

Technoblade sometimes dies

[@morningbowl3156]

He only dies because since the match is so boring he needs to get out of there as quick as possible.

[@farelitoh4810]

@Matix 777 you shouldn't be here

[@hockypockies780]

@@nyoocz1462 you don't get the joke about his content, stop trying to speak facts lmao

[@nyoocz1462]

@@hockypockies780 You don't get it aswell, that's a line of Technoblade aswell...

[@14o1chan]

*100% sportsmanship* Nowadays that'd be called: Sportsmanship 100

[@stickyvenom73]

I'm sad when it ends cuz I know it'll be the only video he uploads for the next month...

[@hehehehehehheheheheheheheh556]

Nope

[@Vrism]

This is why we have the replay. Utton

[@Vrism]

Callum Gallagher fok

[@Vrism]

FOKKKKKKKKKK

[@funforollie]

Same

[@bertrandalexander2302]

I found a youtube channel with a pig logo i found a video on the channel called pig kits in the video i saw a pig riding on a pig Breh

[@charredice7759]

Kennelkiz is

[@Mirzawr]

"Techno rides pig " pig: i'm gonna do what is call a pro gamer move "jumps off the land"

[@lennonstory1367]

I miss him already rest in peace

[@jacksonbaye7920]

Been a year and I still miss him

[@breadycake3477]

Ure mic is muted

[@cellsaverr]

breadycake your*

[@kronosxo4739]

patrick wicks Ur*

[@sauce9518]

grammar and spelling***

[@sauce9518]

patrick wicks Learn how to be a human being and stop insulting people that you don't know. Stop. You aren't cool because you're mean to strangers behind a screen. *rant over*

[@cellsaverr]

imdunacceptable cry more lol. You said it yourself its online so I don't have to be nice whatsoever. How about don't correct people if you know you're wrong? Don't be stupid now. And it's 2017 I am a human no one is nice now a days.

[@bavanratna]

First video I ever watched of Techno. Subbed right afterwards.

[@d4clovetrain900]

I unsubbed

[@zestobrandino]

Well what a bad decision

[@zestobrandino]

Jk lmao

[@omnikanimations2717]

It was first techno video i watched too "Technoblade never dies"

[@ladyalicent705]

*”bOw sPaMMeR”* roared the boy as he hid behind a structure that could not be reached from melee, “How dare he not counter my coward tactics like a man!”

[@iblemairplayz6351]

*Always a good plan not dying instantly* Techno's pig 2 seconds later: Adios

[@tomas.2267]

An actual upload? What's next, you uploading Blitz again???

[@krlstof]

Pointlessly i thought of blitz because of the title :(

[@fireflyneville]

Or Mega Walls? Anyone remember Mega Walls?

[@OmicronGaming]

Pointlessly TOWN OF SALEM!!!

[@tomas.2267]

I remember mega walls alright.

[@tomas.2267]

Yep but he said he got bored of it ;-;

[@EverFrostt]

"There's not one either there either!" -Technoblade 2017

[@jozsefvas1719]

What a tresure to find one of his videos now. We miss him!

[@rkon7629]

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?” Those words echo in my head

[@DawleyDude]

A selfish part of me is mad that we won't get new techno content, im at a point where ive seen all his content and hope that his father uploads some unreleased vids to keep his channel going! Truth is i just miss him, 2nd to none! God rest techno

[@jacksonbaye7920]

True it’s been over a year now and I still miss this huge loss

[@ethangerstein636]

Gone but never forgotten his content will never be matched in my eyes R.I.P another legend lost

[@jacksonbaye7920]

It’s been a year and KZbin has just been less entertaining without him

[@echo6959]

"techno never dies" will always been remembered

[@spiderman2897]

Find a video without this comment challenge

[@ForgottenResources]

@@spiderman2897 im doing it too

[@Gomudo]

Stop commenting on old videos

[@loonk2739]

@@Gomudo no :)

[@Gomudo]

@@loonk2739 ok it’s just kinda weird to be commenting on all of them

[@gamerkid6501]

Techno :blade rides a pig Me: He’s riding himself

[@rkon7629]

he’s riding his brother

[@Firemancer]

@@rkon7629 NO

[@auxilixx4637]

@@rkon7629 alabama

[@minimango7211]

PLay turbo kart bracer with steering wheel

[@minimango7211]

i know

[@TheHumbleWaffle]

MiniMango I know

[@Mvdf]

**FacePalm**

[@Iliadic]

That might actually be easier....

[@bludiamynt4732]

@@Iliadic no crap sherlocc

[@jxm2879]

Finally an upload, it only been 10 years since the last upload.

[@NetherThief]

Evelyn Montes it's obviously 2017 years, when Donald trump became president right?

[@xelitez6438]

JXMcraft l TheRealJXM its obviously england is my city years bruh :V

[@jxm2879]

learn sarcasm

[@quip2900]

no you dumb dumbs it was 13 millenium

[@repton3400]

We love you techno RIP

[@yuyuko_s75]

when you see a cheater in your game and you say in chat "he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he can hac"

[@lukadimitrijevic8727]

Techno cutting clip? Omg what happened to old Techno??!?!!

[@kuyuhreal]

Luka Dimitrijevic x

[@blxdegenix3083]

Luka Dimitrijevic j

[@chararedemptionrun4208]

Luka Dimitrijevic i think he got killed in Technoblade:PVP!!!!!! Me:umm that yes

[@loltrqll]

Luka Dimitrijevic the 1st part of the video I was in it but he cut it I was the guy with heart particles

[@shengkaijiang3062]

Luka23 ii

[@somebodystolemyfuckingfoot2463]

A king that’ll never be forgotten - rip, you legend

[@fearn0ne292]

Person: *exists* Techno: target acquired

[@Mimicryz]

Rip Techno you will be missed

[@robinberger208]

“I can’t aim!” *Proceeds to aim*

[@Froeg]

At least your upload schedule isn't as bad as Hypixel's

[@despg]

I still cannot believe I am still finding Technoblade videos that are older than 3 years that I am still discovering.

[@Gaster_Master-ep6ef]

nah you probs saw this video a while ago bc like 2 days ago ha changed the thumbnails of a bunch of his vids so people think their new vids/vids they havent seen

[@flitefulwantssubs402]

3:22 your pig brethren's eyes are as soulless as my soul well

[@victoriavasilachi1904]

Hog rider*** This is why I don't have friends...

[@pre699]

BornaE GG. So is mine.

[@jakeybeans]

Beast Girl HHOOOGGGE RRRRIIIIIIIiIIIIiDER

[@victoriavasilachi1904]

Feels good to get likes ;)

[@VelmiArtrid]

Beast Girl HOOOOGGGG RIDAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[@thecrafters6220]

Beast Girl yep

[@karssama5756]

Rest in peace the best person I have ever seen

[@catattack885]

Techno riding another, non-sentient pig is like using the mentally and physically disabled as transport.

[@deacon238]

Thanks for telling me for the first time ever that you love the ender pearl texture on that pack.

[@mer8130]

0:55 "maybe if i stand here long enough good thing will happend but after that he just move on The moral of the story here that techno want to told us that if u stand still and wait for good thing it will never come but if u move on and try good thing will come to you like winning the game

[@bourhinorc1421]

"- Sun Tzu -The Art of war

[@thesaroscycle_archive]

RIP Techno… :(((((((((((((((((((

[@sirbobvonfenwick6558]

I'm dying at the bowspammer response

[@Spunklyjuice]

“Shhhhhh he’s typing angry LETTERS”

[@gameboom9400]

ì'ilèiòyò'yìèò7oòèìyìouàè8ylò pp'ylpòipòlhuoik7u9klioholpl

[@aname7254]

Its so funny when he say "WHAT A SCAM" lol

[@StrawberryCowboy1]

YOOOOO, I RECOGNIZE THE MEME IN YOUR PFP

[@joshisnotok5312]

Strongest kit fisherman fishing is the only way to truly win skywars

[@bagel0820]

As a very wise person said, "Oh im sorry, let me just grow my arms 50 blocks." And that wise person would be Technoblade.

[@boxheadred4150]

Rest in peace

[@maltepollas1943]

"bowspammer" "oh i'm sorry lemme just grow my arms 50 blocks" this man is just a legend

[@Allgames-vl1hv]

Hypixel: adds anything tecnoblade: IT'S A SCAM

[@joshj.8997]

First round of Pig Rider I was Laughing so hard as well as clapping... GJ Techno!

[@vidarsvensson3581]

Man this never gets old

[@YupYupTRP]

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough

[@ekinfuateymirli]

THECHNOBLADEEE YOUT MIC IS MUTED... oh wait this ain't a livestream...

[@whyplutooo]

Sayko Channel LOL IKR

[@RazDV]

just so you know, I made this thumbnail on 3 minutes, you can see actuall good art on my twitter page, I'll make a good one in the future

[@milestone1719]

Those pigs won't obey a single thing... *JUST MOVE WHERE THE CARROT IS*

[@ayeletb.4847]

KZbinr: I didn't upload because a relative died. Techno: I didn't upload because I wanted to watch more TV.

[@yike_ss]

Techno: *Rick and Morty-* Me: ....who?

[@truevsyou]

LonelyGirl 101 wot

[@chineseslavery]

LonelyGirl 101 SZUECHAN SAUCE MORTY UOOOO UOUOUOUOUO UOOOOO NYUUU NYUUUM FIUUUUM TUM TUM TUM FIUUM TUM TUUM PAM PAM PAAM PAM PAM PAM PAM PAAAAAAM

[@chineseslavery]

Ninetyseven more seasons for that sauce Morty!

[@pre699]

Reaction Face seems like you have a fun life

[@tenacity25]

I don't watch Rick and Morty. but thanks to friends and some guy on some steam games, I know about Abradolf Lincler.

[@RightTwixIsBetter]

techno: gets on pig and whips out the carrot on a stick *pig .exe has stopped working.*

[@massmood5127]

title: pigrider = strongets kit thumbnail: techno riding a fighter jet with nerd grinfef into the side of it. its undeniable that he has the best videos

[@bluethedude2974]

3:29 he just like technos upload schedule, doesn't do anything till we expect nothing

[@ronitsavio3559]

I thought technoblade never dies

[@jamm5575]

MutantRonz it's all your imagination he never dies! :P

[@yashpaawanjot]

He did not die he used the power of the sick gaming chair and win the game

[@pre699]

MutantRonz NEVAAA DIEZZ*

[@tenacity25]

He does die sometimes, but every single round that he dies in is not canon, and thus is obsolete.

[@InSaiyanArtz]

This was just a filler episode, making it Non-Canon

[@franciscoaguilera1312]

2:54 Yo techno watch yo void! Watch yo Void! YO WATCH YO VOID

[@2styx]

"game of thrones and Rick and Morty come out on Sunday" *I feel you man, I feel you*

[@tactful6908]

2:54 I died lol, can't stop laughing

[@mr.minecraftian6164]

Am early lemme make a joke Techno's upload schedule

[@behindyou9178]

1 year later and this is still comedy gold

[@intelligentmastermined]

1 year later and this is still unoriginal

[@annabellaisafurry1224]

1 year later and ur mom

[@intelligentmastermined]

Annabella Is a furry Ur subscription list is whack

[@michaelkasinger6870]

I’m*

[@chrisfacchiano7356]

You know Techno’s a god gamer when him dying genuinely doesn’t look right 😂

[@elisabethberg9844]

Normal people who bowspam: bowspammer Technoblade bowspam: that's my dude.

[@zainzargar11]

rip

[@ninjagamer3271]

I wasn't home to watch lol I remember when I was early just the other da...... Oh wait nevermind...

[@adon155]

Ninja Gamer ii

[@Sam_Dabboi]

that guy from the last game: *get absolutely destroyed* also that guy: "tSo baD"

[@friendlytaps]

"pig strafes are the stupidest thing ever" *pig* jumps off the map

[@m3lio291]

7:20 he didnt die really, what were you expecting hes technoblade he never dies

[@iexistiguess184]

it is 3:30 am and I am watching a mc youtuber cyberbully two-year-old children in hypixel skywars. What am I doing?

[@readmore8143]

techno: can actually sometimes aim that one dude: *aimbot*

[@Temerityofficial21201]

“Yaaaaaaay… I can’t eat the map the dragon’s broken” -Technoblade

[@MrMschatz26]

Woah a commentary by techno something I've seen before

[@bruh-uq2zx]

When he said “huge upload spree” I dropped my lasagna

[@ImabossSK]

Game of Thrones and Rick and Morty? Dude your even cooler than I thought lol.

[@nokiyo9007]

"Yea get those straights in get those strai- my pig just died"

[@HqckFN]

4:08 one of your own kind died and you acted like nothing happened! Traitor

[@bald_lol]

He got so many speed pots that I wonder how it would be like if he used speed on the pig.

[@deoce]

The chests betrayed techno... But yet he still wins!

[@princegupta6779]

Technoblade : these pigs are speed demons Me: LMAO you're a STREEEENGTHHHH DEMON

[@LeekieLou27]

Rest in peace my guy

[@itzrally7]

"My dragon is broken"

[@talhakeri7127]

-is a kit -makes it look like it’s op -someone plays -refuses to elaborate further

[@wakzak9852]

the guy with the best gaming chair keeps on returning