when i was 9 i was a hardened criminal - skywars

[@anaccount4354]

"The creeper almost walked off by itself, and you walked off by yourself." By those standards, that creeper was smarter than that player. Skywars players.

[@manishkasar1720]

Smart,

[@ovalthe2rdjunior614]

I pLaY sKyWaRs AnD iM sMaRt!!1!!11 DiSlIkE!!!1!

[@TheRealEd1t]

their was no competition to who was smarter a creeper (300 IQ) or a sky wars player (-2 IQ)

[@justcallmez8403]

F*CKING GENIUS!!!

[@speeder.x9983]

Path finding is automatic. Accidentally miscalculating a jump or taping the w key isn’t so it is entirely up to human nature of mistakes. So case in point: the creeper can’t do math but the player can. Also I have a good point with no flaws don’t bully me

[@whyns]

"Your son has started a zombie outbreak" "What did he really do?" "He brought an ant in the class."

[@thatoneguymatt987]

Not even brought, it just happened to be on his shoe

[@sharanplayz9680]

Videoms the fungus only effects ants mate........

[@Lime.7242]

this video was 3 years ago why are there recent comments?

[@thatoneguymatt987]

@@Lime.7242 BECAUSE HE NEVER GODDAMN UPLOADS

[@Lime.7242]

@@thatoneguymatt987 that's a good point

[@chara8383]

“You can’t run away from your problems, not if they have ender pearls”

[@ecxdee]

Carter Hils no truer fact. Enderpearls are honestly the reason I play skywars

[@fractured4176]

They can miss

[@Hamzathegoat69]

Sun tzu The art of war

[@ecxdee]

@@Hamzathegoat69 yes

[@crabbiejason7261]

I think my homework has ender pearls

[@aketsuuu]

Once watched this at 4AM when I couldn't get back to sleep. These silly little stories had me smiling. Thanks Techno. We'll miss you.

[@chappie3642]

Same

[@saying_thingsyt3584]

Sane

[@ControlledSystem]

Same bro

[@maddhattergaming6863]

Same bro..... Same.

[@Im_StillAsleep]

Frfr

[@jadaanderson7545]

And he never posted again. We can only assume that the 8 year old girls got to him. He will be remembered. F in the chat.

[@birdseye7166]

f

[@jamesmull3091]

F

[@soda_galaxy]

F

[@fhaddam4308]

F

[@henriplayz36]

F

[@adamzheng4362]

"Lots of character development" The character development: Perry grew taller.

[@junio0o768]

@Internet Dweller lmao ok

[@auskid4377]

only slightly though. Don't want to change his whole character.

[@junio0o768]

@@auskid4377 he grew 1 inch taller and says ‘i have had character development’

[@hansbloodsmith]

Techno: "A short person?" *Perry putting on a fedora* Techno: "PERRY THE SHORT PERSON?!"

[@gamingman814]

.,;pl,

[@jackiesiii6628]

technos teachers: yeah so hes gonna become a criminal when hes older 😡 techno now: a minecraft nerd

[@canni8l]

video games cause violence but almost reversed????

[@marcelfassler8535]

You mean a Mincraft Warlord

[@youareallalonenobodylikesyou]

That's even a bigger crime than being a criminal- *LE EPICU GASP*

[@Monkey-ry8fh]

Minecraft chad

[@silvahedgehog]

Phoenix what do you mean...

[@jeremyho8990]

Farewell Technoblade. It was old skywars videos like this that kept me the most entertained and happy. May you Rest In Peace, thank you for everything.

[@lostlime1288]

In peace and in power

[@FallenPhoenix122]

Wait what happened

[@milesmann6735]

he died from cancer

[@classyboa1137]

@Fallen Pheionix122_ Have you not seen his newest video?

[@JmKrokY]

Rip

[@uwwwu9954]

School: HE WAS STABBING CHILDREN Past Techno: what how Parents: yeah okay Present Techno: STABBING CHILDREN IN BEDWARS

[@blobvisfan666]

They were just trying to warn them, but here we are, looking at a nerdy pig stealing presents from orphans on Christmas...

[@NastoKing]

Ah, enslaved violence

[@alechaseyes8146]

@@blobvisfan666 8

[@mrcobalt124]

change your username to u////u :p

[@ltuyettrinh2]

Baby punching marathon!!!

[@crvot]

Young techno: *breathes* School: YOUR SON TRIED TO GIVE EVERYONE EBOLA SO HE DIDNT HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL

[@honestlyi_]

Your profile picture is holy

[@jakewizard4432]

*Techno’s parents:*“What’d he actually do?” *school:* he sneezed in class

[@leftnut7359]

@@jakewizard4432 this didn't age well

[@jakewizard4432]

@Dora Yang nope, not at all 😂

[@alexjustalexyt1144]

Coronavirus*

[@i_likemen5614]

School: "Your son committed a massacre at the school" Parents: "What did he really do?" School: He shared food with his classmate

[@totallynotarussianspy5336]

if your child has covid at the disability school that might hold true

[@user-yo6pu2my5j]

Maybe in 2020

[@knarli8408]

Maybe it was poisened? We won't wait till tomorrow to see though

[@Nugcon]

His School was just an allegory for Twitter

[@totallynotarussianspy5336]

@@keithkosten9623 at a school for kids with special needs? probably a lower survival rate then that edit; also the survival rate is 96.4%, so if 100 get infected thats still 3-4 people dead. 10% get lasting symptoms too.

[@lavender_loser]

Seeking comfort in this video right now. Love you techno. Rest well.

[@wotabottle7344]

Me too

[@lampshade6521]

Same:/

[@aprilruledearth]

o7

[@fortifiedphoenix1118]

Been binge watching his videos all day today

[@OverLimit_]

@@fortifiedphoenix1118 me too

[@mechanical8407]

As someone who was once an eight year old girl, I can confirm, they are absolute DEMONS.

[@rawonions8827]

As someone who is a girl i can confirm that they occasionally stay demons

[@pnk_rose8193]

I can confirm

[@phallax_]

i dont remember when i was an 8 yr old girl but your prob right

[@wh1tesp4ce]

As some idiot who lives near a bunch of 8 year old girls I confirm this statement ;-;

[@apreil4821]

As the sibling of an 8 year old girl I can confirm THERE IS NO WAY I WAS THAT BAD... if I was I apologize to every person I knew back then

[@littlejd72]

Techno’s School: “He poisoned our water supply, burnt our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses!” Techno’s Parents: “He did!?” Techno’s School: “No but are we just gonna wait around until he does?”

[@GoldfishEmpire]

Yea, Spongebob's great (until it wasn't).

[@user-kw1iv5rk7t]

that fits surprisingly well for this situation

[@owen28890]

@@GoldfishEmpire Yeah, it became terrible ever since the original writers and producers left and the creator left.

[@Matthew-ee7bp]

@@owen28890 The creator definitely left alright...

[@jackcolor7184]

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE

[@4Boltss]

"You can't run away from all of your problems when they have ender pearls" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@Martin.Sallov]

Nice

[@darklightgamesanimations7563]

My problems appear to be in creative mode

[@jonhocut]

facts

[@christianjarrett9002]

Ah yes the Art of War but real

[@joeblobberson8104]

I was gonna say that.😥

[@oscargrose9608]

Techno “breaths”. Teachers: You are now wanted in 15 different countries

[@somedorkydude6483]

If only he was still wanted

[@uc0225]

Heccin school systems. One time I got in in trouble for saying "yea" as a response to a teacher.

[@OctyDrawz]

UnderCrafter name, what is the solution to the problem? Yea

[@shahirnewaz3661]

same

[@autumn4442]

"Did you bully this kid?" "yea"

[@bobasaur5324]

After a countdown I said happy New Year and I was sent to the principles office

[@vrooomvrooom230]

@@ultra_exists No. I'll never understand rules that don't make sense.

[@stealthi8822]

“Your son poisoned the school lunch food” “What did he really do” “Well he read a book during our 10 minute break”

[@Realmfire]

This reminds me, 7th grade me always read books during our 15(?) Minute break... eventually I got in trouble for reading and not socializing (I do socialize.....)

[@noctiluca1370]

bro your school sucks they should be glad your reading instead of screaming your head off

[@boransar3041]

Hey! Thats even worse!

[@Bladerunner5146]

@@Realmfire I always finished my work early in middle school so I read and got in trouble for it with some teachers ironically some of them were English teachers WHERE YOU NEED TO READ BOOKS FOR AR TESTS

[@daffodilfox3536]

@Scuffed gamer My dirty mind has made me think of 'things' I shouldn`t be thinking about when I read that

[@ConnorPugs]

thank you youtube recommended for showing me this gem

[@sicktaiz]

same lol

[@elmjpro3462]

Same lmao

[@LittleVictorMinecraft]

Same

[@Nugcon]

this is like the 10th time this got recommended to me since 2017

[@elmjpro3462]

@@Nugcon for me it is my 5th time since 2019

[@frk4life416]

May he rest in piece. Just rewatching all of his videos to remember him

[@bobetfishthecool3171]

same

[@powerinpowell]

Techno 4 years ago; you think I’m gonna fight a 8 year old girl? Techno now: I’ve fought many babies and they were tremendously easy to defeat

[@indeed_issy8254]

You see, unlike the 8 year olds, a baby will not go for the things you don't like about yourself

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

He has *evolved* .

[@asheboyd7706]

“The second-worst thing to ever happen to those orphans”

[@hridanshsuranavsa3139]

are you talking about tommy??

[@Jake02202]

😂

[@kenwinata7455]

In second grade i once fell at school and when the teacher came in instead of helping me he punished me for CRAWLING even though the whole class was denying it he just shouted and said:"NO, There is no way that happened". He didnt teach us anymore in third grade

[@KingNedya]

Well of course he didn't teach you anymore in third grade, because when you're in third grade the second grade teacher usually continues to teach second grade.

[@kenwinata7455]

@@KingNedya nah in my school the same teacher taught in multiple grades

[@KingNedya]

@@kenwinata7455 Oh okay.

[@lord_khufu]

I picked up my friend pens and got punished when i was in second grade too lmao

[@KingNedya]

@Jimothan_Games Mc my question is, why was he calling you "bot"?

[@nonja]

A website was blocked on my schools wifi. I tried to get to the form to get it unblocked, but, as it turns out, the website with the form is blocked.

[@spacenorman8624]

oof

[@werts180]

yeet lol

[@werts180]

Lol likes congrats

[@popopop984]

200 IQ Blocking system

[@BisexualityyFire]

yeet literally me lol

[@lusgoomis1620]

We all love you bro... you were an incredible content creator, and even though I've never met you, you seemed like a darn good person as well. You will always live on in all of our hearts.. "Technoblade never dies"

[@kyovibe]

bro he's uploaded so many videos and every single one of them have like the highest watchability so i can watch him forever

[@jacob8648]

@@kyovibe i am rewatching all of them rn it is so cool, really nostalgic

[@beanbreakingart]

Techno never dies! ❤❤

[@sumthing_cited8845]

Techno blade: “Can’t run away from all your problems... Notices that he is about to lock himself in his room to hide against the most feared people on earth... ... not when they have ender pearls”

[@XarathDominion]

"You can't outrun your problems, but unless they have the force of a 4.8 ton bombshell they ain't getting to me at this hour."

[@flarebear_68]

Lol

[@VeryPeeved]

you can hide, but you can't run.

[@orazin4555]

Oh god the 8 year olds have ender pearls.

[@andersonfung7197]

True story: When I was in 5th grade, I read ahead of everyone else in the book we were supposed to read in class and then the teacher saw me and said that i had to fill out a sheet that says what i did wrong and when i BREATHED OUT she said THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SIGH and sent me to the principals office.

[@frungggg]

One time I looked up and the teacher thought that I was rolling my eyes at them

[@StarrDust12]

even if you did sigh, how is that punishment worthy. No, no I take it back. HOW IS READING AHEAD PUNISHMENT WORTHY

[@hippy2.031]

@@StarrDust12 idk I guess u can’t make predictions if u read? It’s still stupid

[@jpupper428]

Elementary school teachers often don't have a real diploma or qualifications and they know it, so they just take it out on kids

[@GoodLocalHuman]

People are just dumb these days

[@brandonredactedinformation9692]

Why are schools so dumb I was jumped by 4 kids and apparently I jumped the kids? That is what the kids said. And now i have to get the police involved. Hey I just want to thank everyone who has been supportive and sharing there stories. I can't thank you all enough.

[@Mohammad927]

Rip

[@shadesinsertlastname1631]

oof

[@jcw68]

How did it go

[@wingmanthefirst7982]

You good?

[@FoySelHew]

Belive my school is dummer.

[@seanriedy]

I think this was the first Technoblade video I ever watched. It's so sad to see him gone now. Rest in peace

[@cxndycxrn6011]

The school : " Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip " His parents : " No what did he actually do " The school : " Like I said Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip "

[@A0Newbie0A]

His parents: "No, what did he ACTUALLY do?"

[@kat12444]

The school : " *Like I said, Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip* "

[@A0Newbie0A]

His parents : " Seriously. That's it? "

[@kat12444]

The school: yes, for once that's actually what happened.

[@A0Newbie0A]

Techno pops up : I can explain-

[@graymudkip1015]

America is so messed up, I used to doodle on all my tests after I completed them and in like 2nd or 3rd grade one of my teachers used to send me to the principal’s office cause there was a tree on the side of my paper

[@jkletssing]

we got told to draw on the backs of our tests when we were done... conclusion : your school sucked

[@judemartin6329]

trees are passive aggressive, you had it coming bro

[@sarahmellinger8125]

There could have been anything behind it

[@robinyourhouse3399]

jaci_stop Same, we were given an item to draw, one I vividly remember was being told to draw a Volcano. I don’t remember why I remember it so well though.

[@ecxdee]

One day i doodled on a benchmark magazine my teachers use for tests and the tattletale told on me and my teacher sent me to the principal who egzagerated it and told my parents “your child drew inappropriate images that could potentially offend some people, please talk to him” and my parents wouldn’t believe it when I told them I just drew a mustache and a fictional character.

[@Joe-g2b7u]

“They’re 1 foot tall” “I’m 12 times taller then them” So techno is 12 feet tall “I’m like 4 feet taller then them” Confirmed 8year old girls are 8 feet tall

[@_emstar]

are you saying that girls grow 1 foot every year?

[@oknice7556]

o.0 u genius

[@nnotblue8319]

I'm skipping my online math class watching technoblade and still learning how to solve equations from other people

[@cold_commander5155]

nerd

[@nnotblue8319]

@@cold_commander5155 yes

[@DaBookNerd]

“You can’t run away from all your problems. Not when they have enderpearls.” -Technoblade

[@spade.youtube]

"Technokid blew up the entire school" "What did he really do" "He looked at me funny when I said mineplex"

[@lennystudios3.14]

Lmao

[@bytblox3366]

man of culture

[@gramletsays82]

Damn I forgot mineplex was a thing

[@Sir-Taco]

Alternate title: Technoblade talks about 8 year old girls and how he can easily throw kids

[@10868wr]

not kids *ORPHANS*

[@Pixxeell___]

Because you two only watched 1 minute of the video

[@enderpichu]

@@Pixxeell___ yes

[@durandfamily1443]

@@Pixxeell___ LMAOOOOOO

[@moonwolf9250]

I have twin little sisters i can cinfirm they go for your emotions

[@tibayonex4505]

School: He burned down the school. Reality: He saw a cigarette on the ground during recess.

[@sekrit4581]

Why is there a cigarette in the middle of a school playground?

[@platinumpetal3995]

Well, my school’s playground doesn’t have any fences and it’s on top of a hill which leads to a street. Some random people come and I don’t know what they do, they could be smoking weed at the playground and I wouldn’t know.

[@goztepeca1925]

Sekrit, at my elementary school there was cigarette on the ground and it caused the fire alarm to go off. (We think) because it wasn’t a fire drill. I don’t know how it got there, but- oh also, my school didn’t have a playground, but, it was where the kids had recess.

[@food-brawlstars1432]

TI Bayonexmhe didn’t see it, he used it

[@sergejsoftic1847]

Rest in peace technoblade you will never be forgotten, you were my childhood inspiration

[@enderpenguincpvp]

:)

[@cow1816]

Rip Techno, and also hello PFP brother.

[@kartoffelschloss6425]

I got suspended in high school because I laughed at a kid when he threatened me. The kid proceeded to hit me me in the face (i never hit back) and the school said i instigated the "fight".

[@deathslinger218]

Seems legit

[@whytho8856]

jesus christ

[@Mohammad927]

So back at school i used to be the straight A nerd ,so any fight that would happen with me in it the teacher wouldn't even ask

[@Nativelife-ok6lt]

ok so i bully people and the guy whos getting bullied didnt snitch on me

[@Nativelife-ok6lt]

ZachTheCat he’s not a snitch so he’s lucky

[@percyiro485]

8 year old boys: are 1' tall Technoblade: is 12x taller Technoblade: is 12' tall Technoblade: is 4' taller than 8 year old girls 8 year old girls: are 8' tall i should be a math teacher

[@Razorpine_]

Percyiro to sum it up 8 year old girls are 7 foot taller than 8 year old boys

[@Nugcon]

@@Razorpine_ epic

[@gdtrilogy9060]

oh yeah, this is big brain time

[@dinner8204]

technoblade is 12 years old

[@mherrr8421]

12 year olds are 8 technoblades tall!?!?!

[@mighty_robo]

"Your son kidnapped 12 children and is holding them hostage on the school’s roof and his demand in 1 Million dollars” “What did he actually do?” "A noodle from his spaghetti at lunch fell off the fork and on the ground"

[@quan7033]

Mighty_Robo lmao

[@ltuyettrinh2]

School: Please spare the spaghetti! Person: it was an accident I swear! School: and now you’re holding the spaghetti hostage? I’mma call your parents

[@zom7591]

Stolen

[@kalumW]

on top of spagheeeeti, all covered in cheese, there lied my poor meatball, hm hm hm hm hmmmmm. i forgot THIS line, da nana na naaaaa na na na na naaaa naaaaa na na na na naaaa

[@PhantomsEnd]

🤣🤣🤣

[@stasb.3832]

First video I watched by him. Came here to pay respect. RIP Technoblade never dies.

[@Seanythecool1]

Same his videos were how I cheer up and they still will br

[@WeirdEmojiMan]

Shut up

[@katie1925]

I remember my friend in elementary was categorized by our teachers as a bully (even tho he was the one getting bullied) and pretty much got blamed for anything that goes wrong in our school and one time he even got so injured he couldn't use his legs for a solid hour cos some girl pushed him in a fish pond full of bugs and had to get carried everywhere and he still got called the bully in the situation so the parents got wind of this and basically yelled at the principal and switched schools the next year. Years later i found out the principal basically told his mom that they thought he looked like a thug and he didn't get good grades that's why they kept hating on him. So elementary for buff looking kids must suck alot

[@kitchenroam1509]

I am feeling pain through the screen right now

[@beanonthefloor3750]

@@kitchenroam1509 nice kazuma pfp

[@hiramsicles5580]

Wow

[@zoey-oey-oeyd4020]

Yeah my brother has always been a pretty big kid and he got accused of bullying all the time. Sometimes there was some truth to it (but not much: it’d be like he used too much force in a playfight and accidentally actually hurt someone) but sometimes it was just ridiculous. Like, once a kid hit him with a stick and he was the one who got in trouble.

[@QwerginMemes]

the only school memes: teachers: punish the bully: bruh what? do everything bad to the person defending themself: that is the only epic thing this post: *minecraft eerie sound*

[@terri4994]

teacher: if you're getting bullied come see me also teacher: not my problem lmao

[@sunshibe8811]

we'll also punish you for getting in fights lol

[@xwqkislayer7117]

And also punish you for not getting in fights

[@RandomPerson-gf6gd]

@@xwqkislayer7117 we will punish you no matter the reason

[@kkTeaz]

And also you will be bullied by the teacher if you don't get a 100% And If you get 100%

[@somerandomduck5795]

@@SuperCatMan- because those teachers are horrible and probably hate children and any form of justice

[@paintingfolder6485]

Legend has it that technoblade is still barricaded in his room in fear of the 8 year olds. edit: why is everyone liking this, I regret this comment it's so badly worded

[@cryth2725]

Even now but he set up a ziplock so he can get food when he wins Minecraft Monday's by care package

[@lorenp8517]

@Cryth fortnite care package that drops on his roof and techno breaks it and gets food logic

[@at6913]

@ECW Studios ngl when he was talking about hiding from them I kept thinking of fnaf

[@chilliplays3996]

yes know we know y he doesn’t post

[@Gedaxy_]

MAKE IT GET 666 LIKES!!SO THE RUMOR CAN BE TRUE!!!

[@Solaire-wf3vb]

Man, it's always hard to revisit these memories when you know that the legend has passed. May you now 1v1 god, rest easy techno.

[@franetjackson8072]

One time I got in trouble for "bullying" a kid because I was singing the same song as him and he told the teacher I was "copying him"

[@methukasandiv5589]

r u serious

[@Pixal_Dragon]

You got a copyright strike

[@tortillachips0]

Companies trying to copy strike a viral video be like:

[@zachofalltrades9829]

Your teacher sound like they should be being taught in that class

[@baihublake204]

You live in America?

[@toomonkeyproductions147]

“Can’t run away from all your problems, not when they have ender pearls” -Techno Tzu

[@Toby-vm5gq]

- Techno Tzu, Art of Skywars

[@eesr]

@@Toby-vm5gq i was going to say something like that lolol

[@diegoalmanza4458]

@@eesr x2

[@WhyamIthestupidone]

Let me guess, potato war?

[@Metahydrix]

@@WhyamIthestupidone no, art of war

[@ogturtle1]

When I was in fourth grade my friend made a "proxy server", that let us play games in school. You see, the school put an addon to are browsers that we couldn't take off, so there was no way of us getting to our favorite .io games and stuff. So this fourth-grade child literally programmed a kind of hub, where we could all go and play our games. So we played these games all through fourth grade, and it was all fine... Until we went to fifth grade. So literally in the first week of school, we were called to the principle's office. He rambled about some stuff like "You could have let a virus on to the school computers blah blah blah." I think kids should actually be praised, or at least not screamed at for PROGRAMMING A PROXY SERVER AT 9 YEARS OLD. It's like the schools were just mad that kid was smarter than the district. Anyway, we were all almost suspended for 3 days and got the computers taken away for the rest of the year.

[@eesr]

i should have thought of that

[@randomusername284]

Why does every parent/teacher think that they know more about technology than children?

[@enderlordex9396]

ok but can we please talk about how a 9 year old can code THAT well?

[@derp4374]

My mom works in IT and I told her about this, and she was impressed that a 9 year old could do that

[@Wyatt125]

@@enderlordex9396 i could code that well at 9

[@lurika3990]

Прощай, о великий Техноблейд. Technoblade never dies.

[@jeniuspancakes]

I understood 3 words 👍

[@Assassin-Kanako]

@@jeniuspancakes this guy said "Goodbye the great Technoblade" in Russian language

[@jeniuspancakes]

@@Assassin-Kanako Oh alr thanks

[@BeniTheTesseract]

@@Assassin-Kanako more farewell than goodbye but yes

[@Assassin-Kanako]

@@BeniTheTesseract im living in russia

[@vondalironfist5753]

I once had this teacher who would be like: “if anyone’s being mean to you, I’m here to help” but when someone said: “___ called me dumb” (or something like that) she would just say: “don’t be a telltale”

[@boxieeo]

bruh it defeats the purpose

[@shermanpowell2223]

Ikr, I would try to break up fights in my elementary school and then on my report card it said “____ seems to enjoy being a tattletale” Thanks so much (generic principal name)

[@rainoftheflames]

Same. Kindergarten.

[@SunnyThePerson]

Techno: accidentally steps on another kid’s foot The school: M U R D E R

[@user-yo6pu2my5j]

Plot twist: *he didn’t even have a leg*

[@epicdud5905]

@@user-yo6pu2my5j *HOL’ UP*

[@harukafan07]

School: Your son commited arson and burned down the entire school. Many lives were lost and we're on the verge of several lawsuits here Parents: What did he really do? School: Pretended to have fire powers while playing with his friends

[@loogikid934]

wait wait wait that is bad?

[@harukafan07]

yes, you're under arrest 🔫

[@loogikid934]

No not the pretending the arson that is bad owo

[@trainwreck237]

"Well at least he wasn't the one who kept making up abilities to parry literally everything that came at him"

[@harukafan07]

@@trainwreck237 "I bLoCkEd ThAT wITh My InVisIBlE sHiElD!"

[@InexplicablyPurpleRose]

I couldn't remember the title of this video, but the only thing I remembered was Techno's rant about how evil 8-year-old girls are. So I put in the search bar "Technoblade being scared of 8 year olds" and this video actually came up!

[@mighty_robo]

This reminded me of the good old days in kindergarden when we would tell on a friend that pushed somebody and they would hide like he was on FBI’s Most Wanted list

[@tuckerbrunson4110]

@SnekiBox i'm thinking its a square, not a cube. Probably just the time out corner. don't read into it too much.

[@IMSimplySuperior]

Mighty_Robo you have 2 top comments in the SAME comment section, show me your ways plz

[@bruhsauce644]

SealBoi420 df is sin bin, that sounds like a toybox but for children. i dont think thats legal

[@mighty_robo]

@@IMSimplySuperior You must find a mentor that specializes in the youtube comment section. You need to know the audience, have a plan to conquer, and come up with something that the people will enjoy.

[@IMSimplySuperior]

@@mighty_robo noted

[@SantiagoFernandez-go9pm]

Techno is the most feared in the dream smp but he is scared of 8 year olds to the point that he barricades himself in a room

[@moogcult6492]

drista is going to kill him in s8 ep34 of the dsmp coming fall 2035

[@MicbossGaming]

@@moogcult6492 lol

[@warcreeper5300]

@@moogcult6492 so unbelieveable but nice try lol

[@moogcult6492]

@@warcreeper5300doesn't yt have an age limit of "if youre not old enough to get the joke youre not old enough for yt"?

[@gamingdragon2643]

@@moogcult6492 Wow savage.

[@tsstealthy1655]

As a person with a younger sister, I can confirm everything he said about 8 year old girls

[@painthamizhmv124]

I have 2 elder sisters

[@zachofalltrades9829]

@@painthamizhmv124 same, and a younger brother

[@braxtonsmith1011]

same

[@valeriejohnson8632]

My older sister can confirm I had really annoying friends when I was 8

[@RavendomShipper11]

I can't confirm this even if I have a younger sister cause she's not 8 yet

[@brainpickpotatoman2319]

“I’m going to barricade my room and hope they spare my life” -Technoblade 2017

[@cm5g]

young technoblade: laughs at a joke elementary school teachers: he caused WWIII

[@Googly_]

why does that actually line up with the teachers as twitter ppl

[@JopocaJ]

"Your son was having a terrible tantrum on the floor and proceded to stab everyone in sight with a sharp object" "What did he actually do?" "He picked up a pencil from the floor"

[@kenziebalhatchet3918]

“Your son tore apart fifty school books” “What did he actually do?” “Wrote in it”

[@polarknight5376]

@@kenziebalhatchet3918 *doodled in his own personal notebook during freetime

[@patrickanderson62]

So glad this one didn't get taken down. I was terrified.

[@muaudy]

same omg

[@Shadow-Draws]

SAME

[@sid6645]

Why?

[@tarashi1162]

@@sid6645 techno privated alot of his old vids

[@sid6645]

@@tarashi1162 hmm whytho.

[@spectrefang8309]

Never watched Technoblade's videos until I found out from a friend that he had passed on. I am now binge watching his videos and feel a growing sense of loss. I may have never followed him when he was alive, but he truly was a hero. Rest in peace King, you will not be forgotten.

[@Kitsunary]

Might just be an elementary school thing. I was sleepy and my school called CPS because my parents were somehow at fault. Obviously my parents won the court trial, but it was really dumb.

[@nadimmikael9488]

holy shit

[@food-brawlstars1432]

Cps= clicks per second?

[@dantheman2415]

@@food-brawlstars1432 child protective services

[@food-brawlstars1432]

@DanTheMan ty

[@porkbellycutlets427]

@@food-brawlstars1432 they were testing this dudes pvp skills

[@yoshia79]

"I'm being accused by this lady who needs like, 3 pairs of glasses simultaneously" - Technoblade 2k17

[@WixenBurr]

One time we were having a presentation from a guest speaker about a thing and our teacher told us that we were only allowed to ask questions and no storytelling (yknow when you mention your own experiences) and we were like "okay." So my bff ended up mentioning that "oh yeah I've been there" and i was like ooo shes gonna get detention and then i realized the presenter wasn't mentioning an important detail so i tried bein sneaky about it by forming it as a question like "oh hey, doesnt [thing] happen whenever [blah blah]?" And the presenter is like "yeah that's right!" And hella elaborates. Later its time for recess and our teacher pulls me and my bff aside and is like "You two told stories during the presentation. Timeout of recess." And i am completely shook. I was the angel kid who never got in trouble and when the class was punished, i usually wasnt bc they knew i was such a well behaved all A's student, y'know? So we get to recess and its our literature teacher supervising. Im pretty close with this teacher and so we sit at the bench with her and shes like "???? How did *you two* end up here??" And we explained it to her and she gets this aghast look on her face and says "That's ridiculous, you guys go play." So boom. Happy ending.

[@galacticecho-wolf9716]

Nice

[@ismaelpuentesarroyo7941]

You are actually story-telling, so, go to detention!!...

[@Marvelfan-zp7pc]

Wow you are making fun of him go to detention

[@partyplayer2153]

@@Marvelfan-zp7pc are you telling him to go to detention, off to detention with you

[@adrielcruz2736]

@@partyplayer2153 you are breathing, suspended for a year

[@cheesygonecrazy5639]

This is one of my favorites, hurts to watch it, but glad I have it to remember him.

[@Technoblade]

frist!!1!!1!

[@william247]

Technoblade ikr

[@RatatatMatt]

Technoblade mhm

[@boof600]

Technoblade noice

[@lennonshikhman]

Technoblade NOTICE ME BB

[@amorycamps4918]

Technoblade lmao

[@elizabethpotter3007]

*Tickles friend* School: ThAtS aSsAuLt

[@bartholomewsigmundthethird]

School to friend that got tickled: tHatS AlsO AsSaULt

[@magic2583]

Schools are just those feminist that get offender by littraly everything and the sues you cause you saved there life

[@_starstorm_4818]

Andrew Hetherington At least schools know how to use correct grammar.

[@bamboozledan]

@@magic2583 your grammar is all over the place.

[@nebularqt2236]

Andrew Potter who is tickles friend Should have been *Tickles Friend* School: ThAtS aSsAuLt

[@elizamae5098]

"your son brought bleach into school to try and poison his friend" "What did he really do" "He gave some of his food to his friend"

[@abdula99213]

@@satyampatel3713 FISH ARE FISH AND I LIKE DROWNING THEM

[@thisguykreas]

@@satyampatel3713 It's the snack that smiles back, goldfish!

[@monke3111]

Lmao

[@jackmacdonald714]

Technoblade is like the odd1sout but with skywars gameplay in the background

[@monke3111]

@Sarah Bruno exactly

[@InsaneInsomnia235]

still makes me laugh, thank you techno, we love you, all of us

[@forstaken2254]

Group of 8 year olds: We will beat you up Techno: *Yeet the Children*

[@chypethechilean]

New option unlocked! : " *remove human spine*

[@_satan_666_]

Step 1. Casually approach child Step 2. Grasp child firmly Step 3. Yeet the child

[@chypethechilean]

@@_satan_666_ thanks, satan

[@namethisismyname9918]

Thank you for writing this comment . It made my day .

[@wio2905]

Techno's School: He is stabbing orphans as we speak! Techno's Parents: What did he really do? Techno's School: He... He's playing Minecraft Techno's Parents: OH NO!

[@MinhPhan-my6hf]

Maybe they're right, orphans play minecraft

[@DRDDR8]

Techno's parents: NOT THE ORPHANS NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[@deenathrashen0418]

Good one 😅😂

[@-ZM_Gaming-]

*the second worst thing that happens to the orphans, the first is being an orphan themselves, third is simply existing*

[@ayu9324]

"I'm sure someone is doing the math." *You mean 12x1*

[@stupidity6397]

Pherousa technically still math haha

[@eliastta437]

But 8 year olds aren’t 1 foot so it’s more like 4”8 to 5”2 times 12

[@JaxTCEK]

EliasTTA The average height for a 8 year old is not at all 5’2’’

[@sentientbiscuit1415]

So isnt that 1111111222222220000000000 feet tall

[@wally8075]

JaxTCEK dude the 8 ur olds are 4 9

[@blackmamba8895]

“Can’t run away form your problems not when they have ender pearls” -Teachnoblade R.I.P We miss you.

[@qwertykaps1042]

Teacher to Perry was like: how dare you get bullied! Thats a 1 week suspension for you young man!

[@aloab5129]

Nah nah, more like Teacher : LOL NERD IMAGINE GETTING BULLIED

[@arnitheguy]

Everyone gangster until perry and techno say Aww yeah pvp

[@nodex7115]

Teacher: HE SHOT FOUR KIDS AND IS HOLDING 12 HOSTAGE IN A BANK THAT HE WAS ROBBING WHILE IN A SHOT OFF WITH THE COPS Parents: What did he really do Teacher: He dribbled the ball after recess ended

[@sfdgcvysetdrfyhg9283]

Lmao

[@rcccccccr]

WHAT A CRIMEEEEEE

[@Possumylly]

School: He manipulated the world's bigger countries to inisiate WW3 wich brought extinction to most speceis, ruined the world to be a radioactive mess, and ended all civilisation. Parents: what did he really do? School: he said "i found u" to a kid while playing hide n seek

[@bytblox3366]

@@Possumylly was this suppose to be a comment?

[@thegloriousrock9]

@@Possumylly this grammar tho

[@thehighspeedchicken]

I used to have this old teacher who got me in trouble for "bullying" after i laughed at my friends joke

[@silsilahwationg8908]

The joke was about how low her iq was

[@bytblox3366]

wha- jus-t what no just no

[@ghjklkop7868]

ban from youtube aswell

[@emmathorne8251]

My friend once called me a dumbass literally not even in the school it was a saturday and we were at a skate park and a teacher came up and said we were both getting a "red card" for encouraging abuse

[@ghjklkop7868]

@@emmathorne8251 omfggg what are these people...

[@Sheyd]

I came back to this video, its one of the funniest videos i remember from techno

[@Fuvy]

Technoblade: And the school said "He said crap." KZbin: I'm about to end this mans whole career

[@livicc]

crap isn't a swear

[@friworth949]

Brizly yea KZbin is wierd like that cause even if a word isn’t a swear, it can still demonitize ur video

[@superficialchasm6068]

Woooosh

[@ranxiyong4244]

technically youtube is ending his career as a KZbinr soo....

[@fc_lucifer9566]

And techno is now punching kids of a minecraft map. Accomplished

[@yoganraj9525]

quote of the day: " you cant run away from your problems, not when they have ender pearls. " technobald 2017

[@jacobmosier3816]

LOL "Technobald"

[@whenmemesfly2267]

lol nice

[@xcreeperbombx61]

"Your son blew up 10 doors" "What did he really do" "He walked slightly fast in the halls"

[@DrRobertBeatles]

no running in the halls

[@gbs6208]

We miss you so much tecno.... Also i just realized he said fortress of solitude at minute 2:23, like... Absolute legend not that i didn't know he was before that... Every time i watch his videos i feel like he's still between us.. Guiding us and making the world laugh... He truly was the greatest, so genuine and aware of the world he lived in... Smart, ironic, critical, amusing, inspiring... I miss him so much

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

"Your son brought a gun to school and then pulled it on his teacher!" "What did he really do?" "He did finger guns at the teacher cause he made a joke"

[@Arttty]

This actually happened to me in elementary. I did finger guns at the lunch lady and I got in trouble.

[@ronitnaik5907]

@@Arttty omg bro same and i got a note to my parents smh... schools these days.

[@kyeblade06]

@@ronitnaik5907 someone punches you then you tell a teacher. The teacher: suspended for 2 weeks

[@KHan-od2sy]

“your son kidnapped and water boarded his friend” “What did he really do” “ He spilled some water on his friend”

[@Vqlye]

lol

[@ephraimhxe1799]

Ehhh close enough.

[@TristanIsBadAtMC]

he tripped and spilt water on him is better

[@topmalk]

School staff (SS): your daughter is receiving 2 weeks of detention Parents (P): did she get in a fight with someone? Ss: no P: did she bully someone? Ss: no P: vandalize the school? Ss: no P: ...then what did she do? Ss: she showed her shoulders to the class

[@jkletssing]

the most punishable crime known to mankind

[@VeryPeeved]

good thing it wasn't her elbows, or she would have really been in trouble!

[@adkaquatics212]

Scandalous

[@my_name_is_bee]

oh my god, yes

[@qwertyasdf9290]

The nickname for the school staff is..... Something.

[@theredbaron3944]

He spent more time replicating the word “hey” than describing one of his by the sound of it best friends

[@nathanmendoza2974]

"Why are you punishing him for being able to read" *lmao*

[@dragonpleb7993]

change that with her and that would be a crime in the 900s

[@RavendomShipper11]

@@dragonpleb7993 Oh true-

[@LGWaffle]

Techno: *does anything* School: _wait, thats illegal_

[@bigseagull7033]

Techno: exists School staff: and I took that personally

[@uivcat]

Your videos are the only thing keeping me sane right now. You will always be in our hearts.

[@onesadfrog]

techno’s improved in a ton of ways over the years but his storytelling skills is maybe the most impressive? comparing this video to some of his most recent ones his stories got so much more cohesive and put together :)

[@parzingtheasian]

now all his stories are greek mythology THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM THE GREEK MYTHOLOGY

[@funmup2455]

And that's how they say he got his college degree in english

[@revan22]

He was just telling thing from his everyday life so it's without filters and he has a talent for it yeah

[@Apexay]

woa criminal

[@CloudGamesHD]

Apexay aye my boi

[@ImHaise]

Apexay omg apexay!!!

[@nohaxjustrazer2757]

Apexay haha lmao

[@hastetheplayer2545]

*whoa

[@WMath-yy7sn]

Apexay hai

[@jigzmallari8580]

Plot twist: Perry is actually skeppy and his childhood friend is Techno.

[@moogcult6492]

if it was skeppy techno would have actually picked him up and threw him

[@mifiwi3438]

@@moogcult6492 I believe Skeppy would've just fallen on its own while Techo chilled in the cafeteria

[@tobeboom2663]

@@mifiwi3438 LMAOO

[@xmisted_]

"You can't run away from all your problems, not when they have ender pearls" -Technoblade 2017

[@PattyCRDNL]

I Have an 8 year old sister... If i dont make it to the end of this video remember me.

[@Plqnes]

Lol

[@tactful6908]

B sure we will

[@justsomeguywithawavecheck9694]

Your grave will be dug in this comment section.

[@Blueee51]

Did you make it?

[@jacobruddle6847]

hello form the future. (see what I did there xd)

[@deancushway3480]

" *You can't run away from your problem, not when they have ender pearls.* " -Technoblade 2017

[@quailish2]

That happened right when I read this omg

[@Nullicity]

“Punishing the bully victim” Ah, now I know why I keep getting in trouble.

[@Pixal_Dragon]

F

[@Vanq22114]

"You can't run away from your problems, not when they have ender pearls" Damn, I guess depression can speed bridge, cuz it got to mid way faster than me.

[@LoidForger44]

Techno please don't remove this, what you did wasn't even bad don't listen to those twitter idiots. It's litteraly me and my friends favorite video on YT.

[@zedok654]

I don’t think the reason is because we don’t really know but yeah

[@hippy2.031]

Wait what happened?

[@LoidForger44]

@@hippy2.031 Apperently he made a comedic tweet FOUR YEARS AGO, that said: "was hitler a lesbian?" Twitter cancel culture consists of the most concieted crowd.

[@rudranshkapoor1738]

@@LoidForger44 exactly i mean its a legitimate question . If he asked if hitle was straight would that be offensive to straight people ??

[@omelette_x3557]

if you want you could like. download the video in the event he does delete it for whatever reason. be the thug that technos school saw in him (if that makes sense)

[@kalebbruwer]

Some teachers are basically power-hungry washups and their students face the brunt of that

[@samarkang8380]

mom: what are you watching me:a 17 year old now 21 getting scared of 8 year old girls playing minecraft while talking about school

[@catalyst999]

watching this after the news....rest in peace.