Pigs for Frames (Ranch Simulator)

[@ForeverTraitor]

Opening on Ross who looks like he'd just stopped crying was hilarious.

[@PierceArner]

Ross continues to commit 100% emotionally to every insane Hat Films scenario in a way that's just unparalleled.

[@fooguwu]

The acting talent of this man 👌

[@MrSpannners]

I was going to say the same thing! 😆😆

[@Novacification]

Ross' ability to run around doing fuck all or doing things in the absolute most ineffective way is honestly impressive.

[@PierceArner]

6:15 really exemplifies that even when it's not Ross being a scrub, the game is making things a little extra insane for him.

[@cunningstunts1118]

You’d think after a decade of watching them we’d get used to it, but no

[@bobtheninjagoldfish]

The moment where trott is like "Oh Shit" When he sees how much Salami sells for.. Where do you think all your money has been coming from, Trott? Smiffy has been toiling away to fund you and Ross' extravagant adventures!

[@samhirschmann9514]

Ross' pov is the most frustrating thing to watch for almost every aspect of this game 😂

[@luckyrashes]

Do you have to point the bolt at the pig's brain like you have to do IRL? If so, the detail, The brutal nature, the education, wow

[@Mattym9287]

I read these comments before I watched and thought, ‘oh, can’t be that bad’. How wrong I was. He just casually manages infuriating levels of inefficiency.

[@BrokenFrequency69]

Ross's dog vision is so intense, hes walked past atleast 5 coolers whilst carrying a single slab of meat each time, filling the back of the truck. Ross is just a walking specsavers advert.

[@PierceArner]

I now _NEED_ to see Hat Films reenact the 1-800-CONTACTS advert, because if anyone could nail the emotional delivery of, _"MY BRAND!"_ for his special eyes, it's Ross Hornby.

[@tysontaggart7246]

His Dog vision and his Pig brain working in tandem to prevent any efficiency

[@miket3121]

I know its Hat Films. But Ross' inefficiency has given me an aneurism

[@MH-hu5pi]

Gonorrhoea

[@MH-hu5pi]

My medical opinion is that they've gone totally insane.

[@ivyartemis2431]

what are you, some kind of doctor? nerd!

[@Blahsheep]

Are you a doctor though?

[@MH-hu5pi]

@@Blahsheep I am. ... Just don't ask the doctor's Union.

[@Blahsheep]

@@MH-hu5pi 🤣

[@yake222]

I'll never get over how insane the music is in this game.

[@SimonClark]

Trott sliding in with the truck timed to the gunshot in the music was **chefs kiss**

[@RadRyan]

Do you hear them, Clarice? Are the pigs still screaming?

[@Ragetiger1]

Music to my ears.

[@FluffyDragon]

I ate their belly, with some cheese and a nice packet of salt and vinegar crisps

[@MH-hu5pi]

Ross is the ac-tu-al definition of insanity. If you open a dictionary and look up the word inefficient you get a picture of Ross. Christ. The way he does things. He's a special kind of guy.

[@Entariiljc]

This episode didn’t even go from 0-100… it just started at 100

[@Avi1027]

this series has honestly made me laugh so damned much. Christ, this episode in particular is hilarious

[@MrSpannners]

Uuum I think you'll find his name is actually Chris.

[@MrSpannners]

Oh you were saying Chris T for Chris Trott. Got ya

[@AshaanX]

Ross' POV gives me lava drum flashbacks

[@PierceArner]

3:41 - A rare moment of Ross & Smiffy requesting the car radio, while Trott is too busy but luckily those sweet jams slowly filter in at 4:06.

[@PigletCNC]

What I love the most is the casualness of our beloved trio amongst this madness.

[@pancakestackona]

Me: takes a bite of my dinner. Trott: "Maybe you're having dinner right now." Me: Almost chokes.

[@ArtificialMisery]

choking on those fun size mars bars are we?

[@jamesbroadbridge2088]

Grits his teeth and farts in anger, Alsmaffy everyone

[@T-A-E]

Trott's fake laugh at 16:17 fucking kills me.

[@edd4816]

Pay attention to Ross's face as well lmao

[@Cerbeh]

10:58 they did it.. they acknowledged that they have that barn all empty where they could do the meat processing... but fuck that! Sausage is made outside!

[@xRandomSarahx]

"I'll call you Godfrey... Because for God's sake you're free" that was smooth Ross 😂

[@jabberwoke1]

Nobody could have predicted that yet another episode of The Boiks Do Ranch Simulator would be chaotic and hilarious. NOBODY.

[@LozBoz24]

I think this is one of my favourite videos by you guys. The pure essence of Hat Films all in one video.

[@Youdontmakethiseasy]

Smiths rage broke me XD

[@mrpixely]

Man I love seeing a Hat Ranch video in my sub feed

[@samloveday2470]

GODFREY!!!! Smith you bastard, this is Eric all over again

[@zunalter]

Why do we get to watch Ross so much this episode moving meat in literally the least efficient way possible? 😂

[@Fabianwew]

This might be my favourite series of all time.

[@haltingpassion]

I was just rewatching the whole season for the third time and this video hits!

[@sonofhades57]

At first I was infuriated at Ross's inefficiency, but then I was confused and aroused at the concept of a Ring King.

[@apawture]

as soon as they talked about "maybe theyre eating pork while watching" i paused the video and cooked up some ham in bacon grease (which is something i have been eating regularly already but thank u hat films for finding a way for me to get off my ass and feed myself)

[@Mattym9287]

That sounds horribly unhealthy but damn, I want some.

[@apawture]

@@Mattym9287 its a little bit healthier than just bacon, at least! probably! its so good tho u should definitely try it

[@CptCl0wn]

The music still kills me every time.

[@Hosenhoffen]

This was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time

[@StartledOctopus]

One should never fart in anger

[@McCluckles38]

Holy crap, the mismanagement of this ranch simultaneously the most hilarious and frustrating thing to watch

[@queen-yz5ux]

I am absolutely living for this play through. You guys are the best!

[@Ovetupp]

In the podcast Magnus archives there are some entities of primal fears like height, being hunted etc. The most recent fear is the one that animals feel moments before industrial slaughter.

[@RustyRacer]

Thanks for way too much frustrating Ross POV

[@lion9f452]

Too real. Just been through this on my own ranch. The pigs just bang and bang and they have so many piglets. Eventually took the food and water out and salami'd them all. Which took hours, but I'm now worth like 60k. Ranch Sim turns people into monsters. Unrelated, Smiths rant at the end had me cry laughing, so, cheers for that.

[@RadRyan]

Love them glossy eyes on Ross. Wake n' bake?

[@Grumpy_Kitteh]

My eyes were stinging from tears of laughter again. This series is solid gold ! 🎩🎩🎩

[@bishopau1228]

Fun fact for Ross: Executioners that didn't cleanly remove the persons head with one swing, we're sentenced to death themselves. And no, they didnt have to cut their own heads off.

[@georgewaterman1925]

LET THE SEASONAL SWINE SLAUGHTER COMMENCE!

[@RegularCupOfJoe]

6:44 - rich... very rich.

[@DrakeTain]

Smith’s end of the episode meltdown is absolutely peak hat films.

[@AshLilburne]

I don't care if Established Titles really are a scam, I'll always be a proud gape lord or lady

[@bierrollerful]

*PORK FOR THE PORK MARKETS*

[@PierceArner]

*SAUSAGES FOR THE SAUSAGE THRONE*

[@niknaktom]

NOT THE PIGS!

[@TKDxxxward]

Smithy talking about “my girl” made me look it up… the most random stupid scene I’ve ever seen

[@notaphish]

Chapters?? On Hatfilms... Now thats an extra job poor Craig didnt need to do!

[@JDBD13]

Talk of the 'Ring King' has reminded me of a story I was once told by someone (completely umprompted and to this day don't know why they told me this). Forewarning, this, as you may have guessed isn't going to be pretty. This is your last chance. For whatever reeason the person in question enjoyed putting their fingers up their arse while having a bath. Just to see how many they could fit. On one such occasion they fit a whole nother finger in and were amazed (I think it was four), they then recalled there was a mirror opposite the bath and for whatever reason wanted to have a look. And so some shit fell out into the bath. They proceeded to try to get rid of it by picking it up with toilet paper, which in their words 'Worked for the larger chunks' but smaller bits and now also wet bit of dirty toilet paper were all over. They then for some reason began to use a toilet brush in an attempt to clear up some of the mess, perhaps in a waffle-stomp type attempt, the brush however was old and so many bristles came off during the process. I don't remember too much of what happened after this point (I think I was still trying to process why they began to tell me this story out of nowhere, something I'm still at a loss on to be honest)., but I think it was mostly them getting themselevs clean and deciding to come back to clearing it after a quick break. They then forgot about the whole thing until much later their sister woke them up asking if they had any knowledge on what in the hell happened in the bathroom, stating that it looked 'like somebody drowned a cat in there'.

[@MrJscarr]

not the pigs!!!

[@bacardi5831]

Yayy more ranch sim best game 2022

[@cloud_zombie88]

Is Ross ok? 🙂 His eyes look sore 🙁

[@fooguwu]

He's been crying over what he knows he must do today

[@DjDolHaus86]

"Smiths' Frothing Pork Rage" is a great name for a terrible high school band

[@HarryWalter]

Watching Ross is pain...

[@Glomerularfiltrationrate]

perfect

[@c2k3007]

ROSS FFS lmfao just take the coolbox outside instead of picking the done salami out of it 1 by one and taking them outside

[@Meelybuggo]

I’ll call you Godfrey because for gods sake you’re free 😂😂😂

[@Noobazzah]

Ross, for fuck's sake!

[@Cendius]

Pork markets.

[@Cendius]

@OfficialHatGaming. Hat Films viewers ain't that dumb. Go find a different channel.

[@divamon5602]

WOOOOOOOO!

[@elizanix]

Look, as a Size Queen, I take offense of smith believing Im not real. IM REAL I promise!

[@Swatmat]

a massacre