Pigs, Laughter & Road Rage | 8 Bizarre Ways to Die in The Middle Ages…

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@gaylewinds4808
@gaylewinds4808 2 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone being killed in paintings from this time period look either content with their lot in life or just mildly put out.
@unkledoda420
@unkledoda420 2 жыл бұрын
"...content with their lot in life or just mildly put out" 🤣👍 Perfectly worded. I will never look at another painting from this time period without thinking of this comment.
@tyrlant2189
@tyrlant2189 2 жыл бұрын
They probably saw dead and dying ppl on a very regular basis. They ate meals in coffins atop bodies and juggled bones in the streets. Why do they suck so hard at depicting in art something they saw in life so often? Maybe they don't suck n people look calmer than we expect as they die?
@trevcam6892
@trevcam6892 2 жыл бұрын
Just what I was thinking. Thomas Becket looks quite happy to have a sword stuck in his head.
@jordanhicks5131
@jordanhicks5131 2 жыл бұрын
*sword going into head* "Well darn, THATS gonna ruin the weekend plans then...."
@Prodigi50
@Prodigi50 2 жыл бұрын
Creepily enough that’s somewhat realistic. I saw a photo of a man getting Death by a Thousand Cuts and he looked strangely calm.
@NakedOwl501
@NakedOwl501 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly am so glad "random pig walking in and taking a nibble" isn't a plausible cause of death for my kids.
@lukasp.8298
@lukasp.8298 2 жыл бұрын
that part was frightning and i don't even have kids
@Knuckles2868
@Knuckles2868 2 жыл бұрын
Pigs were more vicious then luckily they've been bred to chill out some
@spankyharland9845
@spankyharland9845 2 жыл бұрын
that got my attention- trust no friendly pig....especially if their name is Babe.
@sleepyburr
@sleepyburr 2 жыл бұрын
@@Knuckles2868 Not as much as you might think. Most domestic pigs aren't wild hog levels of aggressive, but they'll take a bite out of damn near anything that winds up in the wrong place at the wrong time. More than one murderer has gotten rid of the body by tossing it into a pig pen and letting them do their thing iirc.
@Knuckles2868
@Knuckles2868 2 жыл бұрын
@@sleepyburr oh I'm unfortunately familiar with Robert Pickton providing an example for sure
@h0rriphic
@h0rriphic 2 жыл бұрын
A Viking warlord dying from an infected bite from a decapitated head is the _most metal thing I’ve ever heard._
@geekdivaherself
@geekdivaherself 2 жыл бұрын
_...because he had strapped the head to his saddle as a war trophy to frighten his enemies!_
@phillawrence5148
@phillawrence5148 2 жыл бұрын
That was a Briton after decapitating a Roman I think, but yeah, metal AF
@h0rriphic
@h0rriphic 2 жыл бұрын
@@phillawrence5148 Ah ok, interesting. I know so little about ancient Britain, Scandinavia, etc. I’d like to learn more. Do you happen to know who the head belonged to? Just a random Italian dude?
@jenniferdignan8507
@jenniferdignan8507 2 жыл бұрын
the artwork in the thumbnail with the guy smiling with a sword in his head is one of my favorites haha.
@cleocatra9324
@cleocatra9324 2 жыл бұрын
Ive seen a painting on werewolf where it looks like a giant head biting weasel lool
@h.a.9880
@h.a.9880 2 жыл бұрын
In my opinion, the best "death by laughter" is the Burmese King Nanda Bayin, who died of laughter in 1599 after an Italian merchant told him Venice was a free state with no king." Also that greek philosopher that died laughing when he watched his drunk donkey trying to eat figs.
@vaclavvostoupalml.3662
@vaclavvostoupalml.3662 2 жыл бұрын
I guess there's something incredibly funny about animals eating figs, when it killed two guys. 😄
@nathangarland9453
@nathangarland9453 Жыл бұрын
Mate I swear I've nearly died laughing at ppl crashing on a water-ski.thay where pulled along by a steel Guide in a big square above there head.anyway the way ppl where crashing and the look of suprise when thay crashed was so funny I couldn't stop laughing so much I couldn't breathe my stomach hurt real bad and my face hurt bad from smiling so much.mabey it was cos I was on L.S.D...
@isthattrue1083
@isthattrue1083 2 жыл бұрын
Dude didn't have indigestion. That's just a symptom of a heart attack.
@ImTheRealJim
@ImTheRealJim 2 жыл бұрын
these videos are absolutely brilliant! keep growing and spreading this knowledge.
@matthewperez7715
@matthewperez7715 2 жыл бұрын
Guvhbn
@daintybeigli
@daintybeigli Жыл бұрын
When your fellow nuns are willing to help you make a mannequin, fake your illness and death, and get said mannequin buried in sacred ground to help you escape the cloister - all presumably at peril to their souls - that says a lot about the conditions there.
@leahklein6814
@leahklein6814 2 жыл бұрын
To the Knights Templar who died on this day, Friday 13, 1307!
@saka-hyenabro7773
@saka-hyenabro7773 2 жыл бұрын
we need a 1000 ways to die: Medieval Edition
@HVS-gk7oo
@HVS-gk7oo 2 жыл бұрын
I would LOVE that show.
@pblaschke
@pblaschke Жыл бұрын
These are such interesting stories. Very well researched and entertaining.
@jordanhicks5131
@jordanhicks5131 2 жыл бұрын
Road rage is my favorite lol, things never change
@muhamadsayyidabidin3906
@muhamadsayyidabidin3906 2 жыл бұрын
Well now we don't randomly murdered a man just because he was traveling faster lmao. Poor man, I hope that carters got their punishment.
@jordanhicks5131
@jordanhicks5131 2 жыл бұрын
@@muhamadsayyidabidin3906 idk where you live, but where I live you can easily get murdered for that. Or driving too slow. Or giving someone the finger on the road. Road rage is real as hell
@redwins8840
@redwins8840 Жыл бұрын
@@jordanhicks5131 where do you live 😂
@isthattrue1083
@isthattrue1083 Жыл бұрын
He didn't die from laughing. He had a heart attack. The indigestion was the warning sign.
@theREDdevilz22
@theREDdevilz22 2 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel today bro 👌🏻 love it!
@stevenwillard8436
@stevenwillard8436 2 жыл бұрын
Good stuff! I’m happy to have found your channel.
@alexjackson9929
@alexjackson9929 2 жыл бұрын
Great video. Love this series!
@falkor420
@falkor420 Жыл бұрын
Great video! The “c” in sceptre, is silent though
@simonosborne3047
@simonosborne3047 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know much about the subject, but I'm fairly sure Sigurd the Mighty didn't rule Orkney at the end of the 19th century. Queen Victoria would not have been amused.
@vladvladimirov4399
@vladvladimirov4399 2 жыл бұрын
I was also quite amazed.
@Tbone272
@Tbone272 2 жыл бұрын
I'm no history buff but ya that timeline didn't sound right
@mbterabytesjc2036
@mbterabytesjc2036 2 жыл бұрын
Probably just a misread of ninth century with nineteenth century. Amazing what a teen of years does to history. 🙄 😜
@mbterabytesjc2036
@mbterabytesjc2036 2 жыл бұрын
I really don't think anyone made it out of the middle ages alive. 🙄 😄
@jeepliving1
@jeepliving1 2 жыл бұрын
You may be right. I know I've never met someone from that time.
@emzybenzey
@emzybenzey 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing 👏 as usual
@darkskinneddamsel8203
@darkskinneddamsel8203 2 жыл бұрын
Part 2, Please!
@onlyme6374
@onlyme6374 2 жыл бұрын
How do you hang a deer by its tail,it's tiny???? I honestly don't think it's possible!!
@unkledoda420
@unkledoda420 2 жыл бұрын
Right? A deer's tail is little more than a furry flap to keep the dust out of their b-hole, I don't think it's gonna hold their entire body weight up.
@rotarumarius3831
@rotarumarius3831 2 жыл бұрын
That’s actually the joke!
@GJP1169
@GJP1169 2 жыл бұрын
Somethings never change . How many people die from the same things in our modern society
@American-Plague
@American-Plague 2 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of anyone dying IMMEDIATELY (or at all) from being bitten on the arm by a pig. How the hell did that happen anyway?! Even if it ripped his arm OFF, I can't imagine anyone dying IMMEDIATELY!
@yager943
@yager943 2 жыл бұрын
finaly a video after my taste :))))
@erictroxell715
@erictroxell715 2 жыл бұрын
This is GREAT stuff
@ThatCMonster
@ThatCMonster 2 жыл бұрын
*describes the most horrific shit imagineable* See you later 🥰 cheers 🎉 💕💕💕✨
@sarah3796
@sarah3796 2 жыл бұрын
This channel is so crazy 😲😳✨
@marilynwells1872
@marilynwells1872 2 жыл бұрын
Again, love your content...but scepter is pronounced SEP ter. The C is silent.
@curiodyssey3867
@curiodyssey3867 2 жыл бұрын
Did I hear you say vikings in the 19th century? I'm confused as to how that is medieval. Either way, great content
@crebspark
@crebspark 2 жыл бұрын
lets just call it "the greater medieval period" coz i really want the persians in this channel too lmao
@toko_ribbon
@toko_ribbon 2 жыл бұрын
I heard that too but I think he meant 9th century but wrote it wrong on the prompt screen
@jordanhicks5131
@jordanhicks5131 2 жыл бұрын
"19th century vikings" Jesus christ, they've figured out time travel! No era will be safe from plunder now!
@steveneltringham1478
@steveneltringham1478 2 жыл бұрын
Quinsy is what can happen when tonsillitis goes untreated. It can lead to septicaemia.
@kiwe7511
@kiwe7511 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my!!! Swallowed a fly!!!
@robertbruce7686
@robertbruce7686 2 жыл бұрын
A good healthy bedtime story collection for your little ones. ...
@apieceofbread9022
@apieceofbread9022 2 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mr.Monster1984
@Mr.Monster1984 2 жыл бұрын
there were vikings in the 19th century? this doesnt sound right. edit. I looked that Sigurd Eysteinsson guy up on wikipedia and he was from the 9th century, not the 19th like you said at 8:25
@J_Trask
@J_Trask Жыл бұрын
Give the guy a break. He’s making great content with like 99% of no mistakes
@mrlume9475
@mrlume9475 2 жыл бұрын
Brutal.....
@azigar
@azigar 2 жыл бұрын
re 2:16, medical input...quinsy is still quinsy. We see it somewhat differently to regular tonsillitis. It's still called quinsy, but also peritonsillar abscess.
@kissykrissy33
@kissykrissy33 2 жыл бұрын
Re: The Fly... is it possible his constituents poisoned him and subsequently lied about his cause of death? Sounds kinda like a sussy lie to me
@AxionSmurf
@AxionSmurf Жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought that sounded really unlikely too, but I don't think any U.S. government agency provides death by fly in the throat mortality statistics so there might be an amazing number of deaths in that manner. Possibly 100's of billions, even.
@katarinalove8649
@katarinalove8649 Жыл бұрын
Is it possible nasa has secret bases on the moon. But lie to the price and it's classified
@curiodyssey3867
@curiodyssey3867 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this content is supreme
@coconutsmarties
@coconutsmarties Жыл бұрын
It just makes me so happy that someone once lived named Walter Vigorous.
@-JA-
@-JA- 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@ObserverZero
@ObserverZero 2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this channel
@fishkakat7700
@fishkakat7700 2 жыл бұрын
🎶There was a pope who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why he swallowed the fly. Perhaps he’ll die. 🎶
@marilynwells1872
@marilynwells1872 Жыл бұрын
Just watched this again and have to mention that the word "sow" rhymes with "how" and not "hoe". Also, I think the island you pronounced as Corsia might be CorsiCa. Again, I really do enjoy your content, but maybe have someone review the narration before uploading it? Just a thought.
@American-Plague
@American-Plague 2 жыл бұрын
8:25 Wait, there were Vikings at the end of the 19th century?!
@mofarag2529
@mofarag2529 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought! I think he meant 9th.
@CountessKitten
@CountessKitten 2 жыл бұрын
I know I rewound it about 6 times to ensure I was hearing it correctly, lol. A mistaken number, I presume. Because otherwise, the content is stellar!
@DemoniaWhisper
@DemoniaWhisper Жыл бұрын
Dózsa György's death was pretty metal to be honest. Also his name is spelled like: Dózs ( like the meme word Dodge) plus an "a" so Dodge-a while the Gy sound in György is similar to the D in dew, ö can be pronounced like the E in herd, r is pronounced the same then again a gy. But alas the pronounciation provided by google translate is also somewhat on point :D
@beatleplayer1011
@beatleplayer1011 Жыл бұрын
I have tonsillitis right now So you’re telling me if it were the Middle Ages I would have died this week from choking on a fly? Fair
@alegnalowe3679
@alegnalowe3679 2 жыл бұрын
How fun!
@malicant123
@malicant123 2 жыл бұрын
So they went to work on Dozier with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch?
@evanjones9602
@evanjones9602 6 ай бұрын
9:34 "A crown for a king." - Khal Drogo, Game of Thrones, executing Viserys Targaryen for attempted murder by molten gold.
@mariforpresident
@mariforpresident 9 ай бұрын
*A medieval painting showing a person getting impaled by the head* The person: 🙂😐
@exkelsior1486
@exkelsior1486 8 ай бұрын
Pig bites hurt way more than you would expect
@gordonchild110
@gordonchild110 2 жыл бұрын
What does rocked up with mean?
@michaelmontagu3979
@michaelmontagu3979 2 жыл бұрын
Arrived with
@deborahberger5816
@deborahberger5816 3 ай бұрын
I believe the fly story. A few summers ago I went for a picnic with my brother, who was making my laugh li!e a loon with his joshing. That's when a gnat, of all things, flew into my mouth. I instinctively drew a sharp breath and sucked the insect down my throat. I tell you, that choking sensation was horrifying! My brother rushed over to perform the Heimlich Manuever, but by then I had coughed the gnat out. Today we joke about the incident, because it reminds us of a silly song we sang as children: "There was an Old Lady who Swallowed I Fly."
@GrayAvian
@GrayAvian 2 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is relatable somehow
@honorladone8682
@honorladone8682 2 жыл бұрын
Not a good time to be alive. Philadelphia USA
@cleocatra9324
@cleocatra9324 2 жыл бұрын
Philly hasnt been good for decades
@christaylor4477
@christaylor4477 2 жыл бұрын
Man it was like a bad comedy movie living back then.
@thenathanimal2909
@thenathanimal2909 Жыл бұрын
1) Seems this is still tradition in London
@tricivenola8164
@tricivenola8164 Жыл бұрын
Hooray for Joan of Leeds!
@jeremyhorne5252
@jeremyhorne5252 2 жыл бұрын
These buggers were hardly a stone's throw from the Paleolithic caves from which they originally emerged.
@patriciafaison9164
@patriciafaison9164 2 жыл бұрын
So was the guy who swallowed the fly, the inspiration for the song, There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die. 😅
@sidjoosin6549
@sidjoosin6549 2 жыл бұрын
Pope Adrian IV, advocate of 3rd crusade , died while drinking water fly flied into mouth, Barbarossa died on the way to Crusade, felt from horse into a little 1 foot deep stream of water and accomplished drowning there
@parrotjunglecolada8270
@parrotjunglecolada8270 2 жыл бұрын
Is it possible flies back then were huge? Like gumball huge?
@therav2278
@therav2278 Жыл бұрын
Did you say Viking warlord in 19th century?
@Michael-Douglas
@Michael-Douglas 2 жыл бұрын
In English the word sceptre is pronounced with a silent C it is said like septer. Imagine there isn't a C.
@benjaminzedrine
@benjaminzedrine Жыл бұрын
In the deadly joke the jester is referring to having sex down in the bushes next door and that he's bothered by having been called by his own wretched king to tell jokes whilst his balls are now even more swollen. The word deer here has been transliterated from "game", and hanging from tail transliterated from "arse in the air". P.S. the first four deaths so far are heart attacks.
@alexandervaltsev6937
@alexandervaltsev6937 2 жыл бұрын
Most of these death are relatable today
@MelodyNelson1087
@MelodyNelson1087 2 жыл бұрын
The viking ruled at the end of the 19th century???????😯😳
@laurbster2680
@laurbster2680 2 жыл бұрын
guy instantly died from a pig bite on the elbow? lol
@ganjaman59650
@ganjaman59650 2 жыл бұрын
Killed for "riding his horse too fast", this seem too close to a modern problem, put stuff in perspective.
@FredPilcher
@FredPilcher 5 ай бұрын
"A so bit her". Jezuz.
@jessemcdonald5124
@jessemcdonald5124 Жыл бұрын
I go through him everymonth. He's my main source of good amounts but that's because he doesn' eat them he only sells. Trust me he is my golden goose I'd be fucked completely without him 😰
@BrettHoTep
@BrettHoTep Жыл бұрын
What have I taken away from these vids? The medievals were basically all criminals.
@bob23301
@bob23301 2 жыл бұрын
Too soon!
@cartoonsomething1627
@cartoonsomething1627 Жыл бұрын
Another beautiful day of not living in the medieval ages.
@OBGynKenobi
@OBGynKenobi 2 жыл бұрын
Or if you crossed The Hound.
@paulgriffin9355
@paulgriffin9355 2 жыл бұрын
C is silent in Sceptre
@PlaymateTessiNumberOneFan
@PlaymateTessiNumberOneFan 2 жыл бұрын
Just 8? Lol
@lydiarose5212
@lydiarose5212 2 жыл бұрын
And bizarre causes of death/Darwin awards continue to amuse me even in these "enlightened" modern times. At least I'm not the only wierdo here. :)
@tabletsam5624
@tabletsam5624 14 күн бұрын
They where hard bastards back then.
@ernestweaver9720
@ernestweaver9720 2 жыл бұрын
Not much has changed.
@Lobster.shack13
@Lobster.shack13 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda sad the US didn’t have a medieval era
@cchrizzy219
@cchrizzy219 Жыл бұрын
Bro wth is this statement? 😂
@jp-um2fr
@jp-um2fr 2 жыл бұрын
None for nuns. Perhaps the odd smidgen now and then.
@LuvBorderCollies
@LuvBorderCollies 2 жыл бұрын
19th century ??? Mmmmmm.....did Queen Victoria know this??
@michaelmontagu3979
@michaelmontagu3979 2 жыл бұрын
She knew everything! 😉
@slimytoad1447
@slimytoad1447 2 жыл бұрын
Thank god for antibiotics!
@crebspark
@crebspark 2 жыл бұрын
hey bruv, can you do a series on medieval islamic world? that would be dope..
@Shahzadkhan-dm3cv
@Shahzadkhan-dm3cv 2 жыл бұрын
That certainly would be very Interesting especially on the Ottoman empire and the war's Of Salahudin vs Richard the Lion heart... And on the legendary battlefield Veteran who fought over 100 Battles and never ever lost even 1 of them he literally Shook and Bought the Roman and Persian Empires right down the their knees Look him up if you may and just Read or watch a few of he's videos He's name was "KHALID IBN AL WALID"....
@wordscapes5690
@wordscapes5690 2 жыл бұрын
THE WORD "SCEPTRE" HAS A SILENT "C". ;)
@VikingVern7
@VikingVern7 2 жыл бұрын
8:25 19th century?
@justtime6736
@justtime6736 2 жыл бұрын
Mispoke
@h.huffen-puff4105
@h.huffen-puff4105 2 жыл бұрын
🤦‍♀️
@KevinKillaKam
@KevinKillaKam 2 жыл бұрын
I think that English Pope chocked on an alter boy and not a fly.
@onlyme6374
@onlyme6374 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! like it!!!!!😂😂😂😂
@evansellars8728
@evansellars8728 2 жыл бұрын
Makes sense considering he's English.
@kimberleysmith818
@kimberleysmith818 2 жыл бұрын
@@evansellars8728 didn’t realise we had a reputation for kiddy fiddling. The church yes but didn’t realise it was specific to the English churches
@evansellars8728
@evansellars8728 2 жыл бұрын
@@kimberleysmith818 no the church and the English separately are kiddie didlers
@michaelmontagu3979
@michaelmontagu3979 2 жыл бұрын
I think you mean choked. And altar.
@lavictoireestanous
@lavictoireestanous 2 жыл бұрын
The speaker does not pronounce english very well. Is he lower class? Or american?
@Fred-rj3er
@Fred-rj3er 6 ай бұрын
You really do need to check your pronunciations. Not just on this vid. Eg a sow is pronounced S OW unless you are sowing seeds. Sceptre - the C is silent! I like ya vids but these mistakes tend to spoil them and encourage people in the new world to keep pissmronuncating English 😉
@_argh.1
@_argh.1 4 ай бұрын
He’s English….
@lavictoireestanous
@lavictoireestanous 2 жыл бұрын
The english are terrible bestia
@KilledByThatTrain
@KilledByThatTrain 2 жыл бұрын
Soldier #1 - Hey, what’s the last thing to go through the prisoner’s mind when we execute him? Soldier #2 - My blade! Prisoner- Silently chuckles
@parrotjunglecolada8270
@parrotjunglecolada8270 2 жыл бұрын
Is it possible flies back then were huge? Like gumball huge?
@cchrizzy219
@cchrizzy219 Жыл бұрын
Horseflies maybe?
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