I love how everyone being killed in paintings from this time period look either content with their lot in life or just mildly put out.
@unkledoda4202 жыл бұрын
"...content with their lot in life or just mildly put out" 🤣👍 Perfectly worded. I will never look at another painting from this time period without thinking of this comment.
@tyrlant21892 жыл бұрын
They probably saw dead and dying ppl on a very regular basis. They ate meals in coffins atop bodies and juggled bones in the streets. Why do they suck so hard at depicting in art something they saw in life so often? Maybe they don't suck n people look calmer than we expect as they die?
@trevcam68922 жыл бұрын
Just what I was thinking. Thomas Becket looks quite happy to have a sword stuck in his head.
@jordanhicks51312 жыл бұрын
*sword going into head* "Well darn, THATS gonna ruin the weekend plans then...."
@Prodigi502 жыл бұрын
Creepily enough that’s somewhat realistic. I saw a photo of a man getting Death by a Thousand Cuts and he looked strangely calm.
@NakedOwl5012 жыл бұрын
I honestly am so glad "random pig walking in and taking a nibble" isn't a plausible cause of death for my kids.
@lukasp.82982 жыл бұрын
that part was frightning and i don't even have kids
@Knuckles28682 жыл бұрын
Pigs were more vicious then luckily they've been bred to chill out some
@spankyharland98452 жыл бұрын
that got my attention- trust no friendly pig....especially if their name is Babe.
@sleepyburr2 жыл бұрын
@@Knuckles2868 Not as much as you might think. Most domestic pigs aren't wild hog levels of aggressive, but they'll take a bite out of damn near anything that winds up in the wrong place at the wrong time. More than one murderer has gotten rid of the body by tossing it into a pig pen and letting them do their thing iirc.
@Knuckles28682 жыл бұрын
@@sleepyburr oh I'm unfortunately familiar with Robert Pickton providing an example for sure
@h0rriphic2 жыл бұрын
A Viking warlord dying from an infected bite from a decapitated head is the _most metal thing I’ve ever heard._
@geekdivaherself2 жыл бұрын
_...because he had strapped the head to his saddle as a war trophy to frighten his enemies!_
@phillawrence51482 жыл бұрын
That was a Briton after decapitating a Roman I think, but yeah, metal AF
@h0rriphic2 жыл бұрын
@@phillawrence5148 Ah ok, interesting. I know so little about ancient Britain, Scandinavia, etc. I’d like to learn more. Do you happen to know who the head belonged to? Just a random Italian dude?
@jenniferdignan85072 жыл бұрын
the artwork in the thumbnail with the guy smiling with a sword in his head is one of my favorites haha.
@cleocatra93242 жыл бұрын
Ive seen a painting on werewolf where it looks like a giant head biting weasel lool
@h.a.98802 жыл бұрын
In my opinion, the best "death by laughter" is the Burmese King Nanda Bayin, who died of laughter in 1599 after an Italian merchant told him Venice was a free state with no king." Also that greek philosopher that died laughing when he watched his drunk donkey trying to eat figs.
@vaclavvostoupalml.36622 жыл бұрын
I guess there's something incredibly funny about animals eating figs, when it killed two guys. 😄
@nathangarland9453 Жыл бұрын
Mate I swear I've nearly died laughing at ppl crashing on a water-ski.thay where pulled along by a steel Guide in a big square above there head.anyway the way ppl where crashing and the look of suprise when thay crashed was so funny I couldn't stop laughing so much I couldn't breathe my stomach hurt real bad and my face hurt bad from smiling so much.mabey it was cos I was on L.S.D...
@isthattrue10832 жыл бұрын
Dude didn't have indigestion. That's just a symptom of a heart attack.
@ImTheRealJim2 жыл бұрын
these videos are absolutely brilliant! keep growing and spreading this knowledge.
@matthewperez77152 жыл бұрын
Guvhbn
@daintybeigli Жыл бұрын
When your fellow nuns are willing to help you make a mannequin, fake your illness and death, and get said mannequin buried in sacred ground to help you escape the cloister - all presumably at peril to their souls - that says a lot about the conditions there.
@leahklein68142 жыл бұрын
To the Knights Templar who died on this day, Friday 13, 1307!
@saka-hyenabro77732 жыл бұрын
we need a 1000 ways to die: Medieval Edition
@HVS-gk7oo2 жыл бұрын
I would LOVE that show.
@pblaschke Жыл бұрын
These are such interesting stories. Very well researched and entertaining.
@jordanhicks51312 жыл бұрын
Road rage is my favorite lol, things never change
@muhamadsayyidabidin39062 жыл бұрын
Well now we don't randomly murdered a man just because he was traveling faster lmao. Poor man, I hope that carters got their punishment.
@jordanhicks51312 жыл бұрын
@@muhamadsayyidabidin3906 idk where you live, but where I live you can easily get murdered for that. Or driving too slow. Or giving someone the finger on the road. Road rage is real as hell
@redwins8840 Жыл бұрын
@@jordanhicks5131 where do you live 😂
@isthattrue1083 Жыл бұрын
He didn't die from laughing. He had a heart attack. The indigestion was the warning sign.
@theREDdevilz222 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel today bro 👌🏻 love it!
@stevenwillard84362 жыл бұрын
Good stuff! I’m happy to have found your channel.
@alexjackson99292 жыл бұрын
Great video. Love this series!
@falkor420 Жыл бұрын
Great video! The “c” in sceptre, is silent though
@simonosborne30472 жыл бұрын
I don't know much about the subject, but I'm fairly sure Sigurd the Mighty didn't rule Orkney at the end of the 19th century. Queen Victoria would not have been amused.
@vladvladimirov43992 жыл бұрын
I was also quite amazed.
@Tbone2722 жыл бұрын
I'm no history buff but ya that timeline didn't sound right
@mbterabytesjc20362 жыл бұрын
Probably just a misread of ninth century with nineteenth century. Amazing what a teen of years does to history. 🙄 😜
@mbterabytesjc20362 жыл бұрын
I really don't think anyone made it out of the middle ages alive. 🙄 😄
@jeepliving12 жыл бұрын
You may be right. I know I've never met someone from that time.
@emzybenzey2 жыл бұрын
Amazing 👏 as usual
@darkskinneddamsel82032 жыл бұрын
Part 2, Please!
@onlyme63742 жыл бұрын
How do you hang a deer by its tail,it's tiny???? I honestly don't think it's possible!!
@unkledoda4202 жыл бұрын
Right? A deer's tail is little more than a furry flap to keep the dust out of their b-hole, I don't think it's gonna hold their entire body weight up.
@rotarumarius38312 жыл бұрын
That’s actually the joke!
@GJP11692 жыл бұрын
Somethings never change . How many people die from the same things in our modern society
@American-Plague2 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of anyone dying IMMEDIATELY (or at all) from being bitten on the arm by a pig. How the hell did that happen anyway?! Even if it ripped his arm OFF, I can't imagine anyone dying IMMEDIATELY!
@yager9432 жыл бұрын
finaly a video after my taste :))))
@erictroxell7152 жыл бұрын
This is GREAT stuff
@ThatCMonster2 жыл бұрын
*describes the most horrific shit imagineable* See you later 🥰 cheers 🎉 💕💕💕✨
@sarah37962 жыл бұрын
This channel is so crazy 😲😳✨
@marilynwells18722 жыл бұрын
Again, love your content...but scepter is pronounced SEP ter. The C is silent.
@curiodyssey38672 жыл бұрын
Did I hear you say vikings in the 19th century? I'm confused as to how that is medieval. Either way, great content
@crebspark2 жыл бұрын
lets just call it "the greater medieval period" coz i really want the persians in this channel too lmao
@toko_ribbon2 жыл бұрын
I heard that too but I think he meant 9th century but wrote it wrong on the prompt screen
@jordanhicks51312 жыл бұрын
"19th century vikings" Jesus christ, they've figured out time travel! No era will be safe from plunder now!
@steveneltringham14782 жыл бұрын
Quinsy is what can happen when tonsillitis goes untreated. It can lead to septicaemia.
@kiwe75112 жыл бұрын
Oh my!!! Swallowed a fly!!!
@robertbruce76862 жыл бұрын
A good healthy bedtime story collection for your little ones. ...
@apieceofbread90222 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mr.Monster19842 жыл бұрын
there were vikings in the 19th century? this doesnt sound right. edit. I looked that Sigurd Eysteinsson guy up on wikipedia and he was from the 9th century, not the 19th like you said at 8:25
@J_Trask Жыл бұрын
Give the guy a break. He’s making great content with like 99% of no mistakes
@mrlume94752 жыл бұрын
Brutal.....
@azigar2 жыл бұрын
re 2:16, medical input...quinsy is still quinsy. We see it somewhat differently to regular tonsillitis. It's still called quinsy, but also peritonsillar abscess.
@kissykrissy332 жыл бұрын
Re: The Fly... is it possible his constituents poisoned him and subsequently lied about his cause of death? Sounds kinda like a sussy lie to me
@AxionSmurf Жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought that sounded really unlikely too, but I don't think any U.S. government agency provides death by fly in the throat mortality statistics so there might be an amazing number of deaths in that manner. Possibly 100's of billions, even.
@katarinalove8649 Жыл бұрын
Is it possible nasa has secret bases on the moon. But lie to the price and it's classified
@curiodyssey38672 жыл бұрын
Lmao this content is supreme
@coconutsmarties Жыл бұрын
It just makes me so happy that someone once lived named Walter Vigorous.
@-JA-2 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@ObserverZero2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this channel
@fishkakat77002 жыл бұрын
🎶There was a pope who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why he swallowed the fly. Perhaps he’ll die. 🎶
@marilynwells1872 Жыл бұрын
Just watched this again and have to mention that the word "sow" rhymes with "how" and not "hoe". Also, I think the island you pronounced as Corsia might be CorsiCa. Again, I really do enjoy your content, but maybe have someone review the narration before uploading it? Just a thought.
@American-Plague2 жыл бұрын
8:25 Wait, there were Vikings at the end of the 19th century?!
@mofarag25292 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought! I think he meant 9th.
@CountessKitten2 жыл бұрын
I know I rewound it about 6 times to ensure I was hearing it correctly, lol. A mistaken number, I presume. Because otherwise, the content is stellar!
@DemoniaWhisper Жыл бұрын
Dózsa György's death was pretty metal to be honest. Also his name is spelled like: Dózs ( like the meme word Dodge) plus an "a" so Dodge-a while the Gy sound in György is similar to the D in dew, ö can be pronounced like the E in herd, r is pronounced the same then again a gy. But alas the pronounciation provided by google translate is also somewhat on point :D
@beatleplayer1011 Жыл бұрын
I have tonsillitis right now So you’re telling me if it were the Middle Ages I would have died this week from choking on a fly? Fair
@alegnalowe36792 жыл бұрын
How fun!
@malicant1232 жыл бұрын
So they went to work on Dozier with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch?
@evanjones96026 ай бұрын
9:34 "A crown for a king." - Khal Drogo, Game of Thrones, executing Viserys Targaryen for attempted murder by molten gold.
@mariforpresident9 ай бұрын
*A medieval painting showing a person getting impaled by the head* The person: 🙂😐
@exkelsior14868 ай бұрын
Pig bites hurt way more than you would expect
@gordonchild1102 жыл бұрын
What does rocked up with mean?
@michaelmontagu39792 жыл бұрын
Arrived with
@deborahberger58163 ай бұрын
I believe the fly story. A few summers ago I went for a picnic with my brother, who was making my laugh li!e a loon with his joshing. That's when a gnat, of all things, flew into my mouth. I instinctively drew a sharp breath and sucked the insect down my throat. I tell you, that choking sensation was horrifying! My brother rushed over to perform the Heimlich Manuever, but by then I had coughed the gnat out. Today we joke about the incident, because it reminds us of a silly song we sang as children: "There was an Old Lady who Swallowed I Fly."
@GrayAvian2 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is relatable somehow
@honorladone86822 жыл бұрын
Not a good time to be alive. Philadelphia USA
@cleocatra93242 жыл бұрын
Philly hasnt been good for decades
@christaylor44772 жыл бұрын
Man it was like a bad comedy movie living back then.
@thenathanimal2909 Жыл бұрын
1) Seems this is still tradition in London
@tricivenola8164 Жыл бұрын
Hooray for Joan of Leeds!
@jeremyhorne52522 жыл бұрын
These buggers were hardly a stone's throw from the Paleolithic caves from which they originally emerged.
@patriciafaison91642 жыл бұрын
So was the guy who swallowed the fly, the inspiration for the song, There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die. 😅
@sidjoosin65492 жыл бұрын
Pope Adrian IV, advocate of 3rd crusade , died while drinking water fly flied into mouth, Barbarossa died on the way to Crusade, felt from horse into a little 1 foot deep stream of water and accomplished drowning there
@parrotjunglecolada82702 жыл бұрын
Is it possible flies back then were huge? Like gumball huge?
@therav2278 Жыл бұрын
Did you say Viking warlord in 19th century?
@Michael-Douglas2 жыл бұрын
In English the word sceptre is pronounced with a silent C it is said like septer. Imagine there isn't a C.
@benjaminzedrine Жыл бұрын
In the deadly joke the jester is referring to having sex down in the bushes next door and that he's bothered by having been called by his own wretched king to tell jokes whilst his balls are now even more swollen. The word deer here has been transliterated from "game", and hanging from tail transliterated from "arse in the air". P.S. the first four deaths so far are heart attacks.
@alexandervaltsev69372 жыл бұрын
Most of these death are relatable today
@MelodyNelson10872 жыл бұрын
The viking ruled at the end of the 19th century???????😯😳
@laurbster26802 жыл бұрын
guy instantly died from a pig bite on the elbow? lol
@ganjaman596502 жыл бұрын
Killed for "riding his horse too fast", this seem too close to a modern problem, put stuff in perspective.
@FredPilcher5 ай бұрын
"A so bit her". Jezuz.
@jessemcdonald5124 Жыл бұрын
I go through him everymonth. He's my main source of good amounts but that's because he doesn' eat them he only sells. Trust me he is my golden goose I'd be fucked completely without him 😰
@BrettHoTep Жыл бұрын
What have I taken away from these vids? The medievals were basically all criminals.
@bob233012 жыл бұрын
Too soon!
@cartoonsomething1627 Жыл бұрын
Another beautiful day of not living in the medieval ages.
@OBGynKenobi2 жыл бұрын
Or if you crossed The Hound.
@paulgriffin93552 жыл бұрын
C is silent in Sceptre
@PlaymateTessiNumberOneFan2 жыл бұрын
Just 8? Lol
@lydiarose52122 жыл бұрын
And bizarre causes of death/Darwin awards continue to amuse me even in these "enlightened" modern times. At least I'm not the only wierdo here. :)
@tabletsam562414 күн бұрын
They where hard bastards back then.
@ernestweaver97202 жыл бұрын
Not much has changed.
@Lobster.shack132 жыл бұрын
Kinda sad the US didn’t have a medieval era
@cchrizzy219 Жыл бұрын
Bro wth is this statement? 😂
@jp-um2fr2 жыл бұрын
None for nuns. Perhaps the odd smidgen now and then.
@LuvBorderCollies2 жыл бұрын
19th century ??? Mmmmmm.....did Queen Victoria know this??
@michaelmontagu39792 жыл бұрын
She knew everything! 😉
@slimytoad14472 жыл бұрын
Thank god for antibiotics!
@crebspark2 жыл бұрын
hey bruv, can you do a series on medieval islamic world? that would be dope..
@Shahzadkhan-dm3cv2 жыл бұрын
That certainly would be very Interesting especially on the Ottoman empire and the war's Of Salahudin vs Richard the Lion heart... And on the legendary battlefield Veteran who fought over 100 Battles and never ever lost even 1 of them he literally Shook and Bought the Roman and Persian Empires right down the their knees Look him up if you may and just Read or watch a few of he's videos He's name was "KHALID IBN AL WALID"....
@wordscapes56902 жыл бұрын
THE WORD "SCEPTRE" HAS A SILENT "C". ;)
@VikingVern72 жыл бұрын
8:25 19th century?
@justtime67362 жыл бұрын
Mispoke
@h.huffen-puff41052 жыл бұрын
🤦♀️
@KevinKillaKam2 жыл бұрын
I think that English Pope chocked on an alter boy and not a fly.
@onlyme63742 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! like it!!!!!😂😂😂😂
@evansellars87282 жыл бұрын
Makes sense considering he's English.
@kimberleysmith8182 жыл бұрын
@@evansellars8728 didn’t realise we had a reputation for kiddy fiddling. The church yes but didn’t realise it was specific to the English churches
@evansellars87282 жыл бұрын
@@kimberleysmith818 no the church and the English separately are kiddie didlers
@michaelmontagu39792 жыл бұрын
I think you mean choked. And altar.
@lavictoireestanous2 жыл бұрын
The speaker does not pronounce english very well. Is he lower class? Or american?
@Fred-rj3er6 ай бұрын
You really do need to check your pronunciations. Not just on this vid. Eg a sow is pronounced S OW unless you are sowing seeds. Sceptre - the C is silent! I like ya vids but these mistakes tend to spoil them and encourage people in the new world to keep pissmronuncating English 😉
@_argh.14 ай бұрын
He’s English….
@lavictoireestanous2 жыл бұрын
The english are terrible bestia
@KilledByThatTrain2 жыл бұрын
Soldier #1 - Hey, what’s the last thing to go through the prisoner’s mind when we execute him? Soldier #2 - My blade! Prisoner- Silently chuckles
@parrotjunglecolada82702 жыл бұрын
Is it possible flies back then were huge? Like gumball huge?