Pikmin 2 - Wiimote Woes

[@Keriously]

If you think about it, Jerma streaming is like inverse Pikmin, with the Pikmin (chat) controlling one short individual (Jerma)

[@bappojujubes981]

Nimkip

[@LowTierFallout]

Finally a good short joke.

[@gamingtime2104]

EXCUSE ME, HES JUST COMPACT

[@Cooperbsound]

VESSEL

[@thomasross6824]

Is this THE streamer who doesn’t know who Professor Oak is

[@aka_miso]

Who?

[@karawithgun8148]

@@SoggyMicrowaveNugget my favorite episode is when Oak builds the best Beyblade ever to defeat the Digimon Emperor and his Blue Eyes White Dragon.

[@juliomontoya8824]

Jerma's lack of pop culture knowledge continues to baffle me. Dude's been alive since the year 985 yet he literally seems like he was born yesterday.

[@emiliomick]

That's because before every stream, a new Jerma is dropped dripping naked out of a ceiling lab tube in front of his computer. Why do you think he's late so much?

[@EddieBurke]

If he was born in 985 he’d already be bald so your theory has holes.

[@juliomontoya8824]

@@emiliomick Ah yes! I forgot! They die after every stream in freak oven accidents.

[@ed9358]

is he actually 1035 years old wtfff thats fucked up

[@EdnaKonrad4MVS]

@@ed9358 For centuries, he has searched for the Noah's Ark Toothbrush.

[@TheRealAthelis]

The fact that this man STILL has a platform despite not knowing who Pr. Oak is, is the proof we live in a society

[@markus.574]

yea

[@maxgamesst1]

Jermas white privilege is showing

[@BongoBybs]

I'm searching for those 9 year old tweets right now don't worry.

[@FeralHydra75]

this is poetry

[@DcIxvi]

@@BongoBybs career ending statements uncovered (real)

[@chalachouchou]

Jerma was on the mongolian mountains for 30 years to develop throat singing technique only to use it as funny voices on stream

[@deep-spaghetti]

jerma mourning the death of like 20 pikmin and then immediately being distracted with “oh megazord” is the highlight of this video

[@themigtyboosh]

Streamer watches poor soul with controversial opinion be *SLAUGHTERED* by large crowd with machine guns.

[@griffallison]

Colorized

[@axel2741]

Jerma has been practicing his gravelly since 5 years old (“I’m 35”; “I’ve been practicing that for 30 years”)

[@thebushkid]

That is how math works.

[@grape1220]

Honestly I believe it

[@AustinFire]

MICROSCOPIC streamer leads HUNDREDS of loyal fans TO THEIR DEATHS

[@chuckbatmangaming]

The "weird guy at the lunch table" bit really is just Jerma describing his entire appeal

[@Arkonoid404]

12:20 Too late, General Elbertson realized his mistake, and too his horror he discovered he wiped out an entire gene pool in the wave of men he sent to die.

[@cheesewizard3965]

In genetics, this is what’s referred to as a “bottleneck event”

[@karawithgun8148]

**Kills something** "Did someone die?"

[@kylerharris4246]

“Who killed Hannibal?”

[@OfficialUnderDog]

How to be imposter in Among Us

[@SimLoadsMedia]

Watching chat go fucking insane during the stream when he didn't know who professor oak was made my life a lot better

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Local man refuses to help soldiers that lay down their lives for him

[@TheKiddingStar]

Local streamer is a POLOTICIAN

[@bigboopus5059]

This video helped me finally find the "yay" sound effect (17:31) I've been searching for for months. Thank you, Jerma985.

[@imBailout]

they’re dead, the pikmin are dead and no one else is to blame

[@OhHeBustin]

You're laughing

[@pulpil10]

he murdered them

[@DeformedCannibal]

And not just the Pikmin, but the Pikwimin, and the Pikchildrin too.

[@DeformedCannibal]

@@holypluto9627 ah shiet I’m bout to get cancelled for misgendering a fictional creature. Well social reputation was nice while it lasted.

[@ananimeprofilepicture.9876]

@@holypluto9627 jok

[@robertsides3626]

Fun fact: That "Nobody lives forever." statement in that movie gave me an existential crisis when I was a kid. I still think about it.

[@robertsides3626]

I'm assuming people had a similar experience, based on the likes. I seriously want to her other testimonies.

[@solitaryconfinement1975]

@@robertsides3626 I’m kind of the opposite. I thought that I would live forever and everyone around me would die. I would then spend the rest of my days giving people a proper burial.

[@jup1188]

Is it really a fun fact tho?

[@jonahs.3426]

The Jerma985 Loop: Example: “doy doy” Chat member makes reference or tells jerma to do something, jerma does it, jerma has a moment of self consciousness, jerma plays it off by doing an impression or telling a funny story

[@lunarlunatic274]

Honestly, one of my favorite things to do as a kid was lay a large mirror down flat on the floor, then lay down next to it and look into the “mirror world” like a puddle. Something about that illusion was just so different than vertically.

[@twosoup3252]

This sounds so surreal that I feel like it’d blow my mind if I did it today lmao

[@yepisuredolikecats]

chat just bullies jerma like he was bullied in elementary school but in a good natured way and they also pay him

[@a_mets1506]

So like an S&M play?

[@dracojester2971]

Olimer “the schnoz” Anderson

[@TwoBasic2Foolish]

Almonder

[@TheVorran]

This man made me get up at 11:30 at night and walk around the house with a mirror pressed to my chin

[@BacuChan]

Jerma consistently confounds me because he's simultaneously ridiculously normie, but at the same time, he seems to live in his own world lmao

[@lavenderlavender3952]

You just described what a person is.

[@ghhn4505]

@@lavenderlavender3952 Nah, I've met plenty of normal people who are just normal without their own world or anything crazy sadly

[@chriswineglass9639]

I hope that one David Anderson on the planet is a Jerma fan.

[@MatheusNiisama]

3:44 I feel like Sakurai would actually break down in tears if he heard that.

[@productunknown3985]

This man has been creating content for me to enjoy since I was 10 years old, I’m 18 now and still watch this guy every day

[@binglebop690]

I'm 26 and I still diarrhea every morning

[@thelegalsystem]

Shpee kid detected

[@Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard]

Saying you don't know professor oak is pretty up there.

[@hooty8703]

This mans raw ineptitude for using a children's remote designed to be easy to use and understand... the fact that holding up a wiimote for like 30 minutes makes this man go into cardiac arrest sends me to sheol

[@OhHeBustin]

Haha epic

[@Hazztech]

Mock as much as you want, but the wiimote fucking BLOWS.

[@hooty8703]

@@Hazztech Never said it was the best, but its not THAT bad

[@Hazztech]

@@hooty8703 honestly it kinda is. The Wii is only good as an EXTREMELY casual console. Nintendo forced their hardware gimmicks too much.

[@poopyjoe7883]

@@Hazztech i can see why the wiimote d pad would be fucking deplorable but as someone that grew up with that as the only console i owned , the four separate button d pads feel a lot weirder to me

[@sullivanity3365]

How many times can a man end his own career?

[@TheAurelianProject]

Jerma: “I’m about to end my own career.”

[@bulkypigeon]

Yeah I used to like Jerma, that is until he didn't know who Professor Oak was.

[@xtzyshuadog]

"until he didn't know" But *he did not and Still does not know* who Professor Oak is...

[@commissarskeleton8724]

*Witnesses the true horrors of war, watching a countless horde of his loyal allies and friends being slaughtered and devoured by a horrific undiscovered creature, and feeling the remorse, guilt, a shame arise in knowing you caused those gruesome deaths* "Oh cool, a Megazord."

[@Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard]

I feel like jerma as ascended Too high in the tower of babel.

[@BabyCola]

"Too fucking high"

[@TheKiddingStar]

ZONKED STREAMER

[@hannahl6351]

HEARTBREAKING: 35 year old man learns how a mirror works

[@rkraccoons]

Remember when jerma got half of his pikmin killed by a homing boulder?

[@sirroadagain451]

i bet that absolute psychopath did it on purpose

[@dizzyformula1142]

squad wipe

[@JanManathan]

@@sirroadagain451 he did it for his own sick desires

[@mattgibson3633]

Remember how it took jerma 12 hours to figure out that throwing pikmin individually instead of swarming would let him send items to the onion he wanted them to? Instead of disbanding right next to all the items or swarming the items and then getting mad when it wasn’t going where he wanted?

[@calvintan7348]

@@JanManathan Bet he felt the same "satisfaction" as with the Leaf Blower stream, despicable behavior man

[@DramakilzU]

You know when he's gonna do the cat thing, he's gonna say: "What is that? Is it like a currency thing?"

[@AugustRiversJr]

As a long term Pikmin fan watching this was both the most infuriating and funniest thing I've ever experienced

[@dongpowerhour]

INSANE STREAMER ENSLAVES HIS OWN KIND

[@chiralanomalous2904]

Theres always a perfect intro

[@Qwerty-zj3rk]

Remember when he tried to eat that wii remote and proceeded to freak the fuck out? What a zonkin' guy.

[@nobad2879]

YOU SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A MINECRAFT ASMR HOT STREAM IT BETTER BE!

[@nostalgia_junkie]

read this in childish gambino's voice

[@Blue-du4cn]

I hope Jerma's catboy costume will look like a Cats 2019 character

[@robinmansions2884]

Jerma is best video game boy because he actually knows how to use/pronounce "flouting"

[@PaintraSeaPea]

What was that d-pad rant about, does he not realize that nearly every d-pad on every controller ever designed is one big button

[@budgetlifter]

wake up babe new jerma video

[@apblolol]

hieroglyphics were just emotes for pyramid chat

[@HulksterHogan]

Jerma is so easily freaked out...... like someone who is high.

[@cc-vt7bh]

Anyone notice that the captain crunch joke is literally just the scene from american psycho but replacing "houie lewis and the news" with "captain crunch with crunch berries"

[@prestonheit1582]

The Wii remote controls are pretty good. Can't believe he is blaming them for his failures

[@royalpage8605]

Is this the streamer that says Olimar instead of Olimar?

[@alfalldoot6715]

No this is the streamer who says Olimar instead of Olimar

[@yothatscool4569]

@@alfalldoot6715 No this is the streamer who says Olimar instead of Olimar

[@chasechute1491]

He’s literally Dr. Kleiner. He even says “Gordon” but yeah sure. Prof. Oak.

[@bankruptedwizard1413]

"You sound liker Professor Oak. I don't know who that is." And thus, an omen of the Apocolypse has be revealed.

[@Schiels229]

“berries, berries, berries” has been stuck in my head for like 5 years glad to hear it again

[@k_e_r_b_e]

pikmin is my favorite game in the WORLD and when I saw he was streaming this I was so excited I subscribed lmao

[@Slocknog]

he hasn't played pokemon? finally, a streamer i can relate to.

[@Bakechochin]

wish i was Dave Anderson right now, receiving a cheery happy birthday message from Jeremy '985

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

9:44 We’ve finally discovered a voice Jerma can’t do lmao

[@Chocolate83Bunny]

29:00 DRUNK captain crunch

[@Taco_Tamer]

Jerma: "I HATE this 20 dollar console controller" Chat:"Use a Gamecube one then, it's what the game was originally designed around" Jerma:

[@caughtnappin_675]

19:23 i haven't laughed so hard in awhile

[@stickyribs6494]

thanks guys! this is my favourite watchmojo channel :)

[@soupurse]

Those last few seconds perfectly capture the pikmin experience

[@voryndagothDL]

Imagine crucifying a man for not knowing about an NPC from a specific line of monster collecting RPG games.

[@duckqueak]

Imagine not shitting your pants in shame from not knowing who professor oak is.

[@mosaic6225]

grotto beasts?

[@athomelobotomy]

He doesn't know who Professor Oak is.

[@athomelobotomy]

@Izak what does that have to do with anything I said

[@yoyhue1678]

@@athomelobotomy no no he has a point

[@OmegaSword4]

“American General stuck with apathy after sending over 1000 troops to die at Omaha Beach” -Colorized, 1939

[@wef6146]

WE'RE LOSING MEN! QUICK DEPLOY THE SPICY SPRAYS

[@bugjams]

INSECURE streamer gets called "Shnozz Andy," has a MIDLIFE CRISIS

[@titaniawallace4223]

Chat begged him to play this game instead of Pikmin 1 and then got upset because he didn't enjoy it's much longer playtime in the end

[@yoyhue1678]

it wasnt the longer playtime that was the problem

[@rasengdori13]

Jerma liked the game though?

[@themigtyboosh]

If you expect Jerma’s chat to be happy with anything he does I got some bad news for ya.

[@ForgottenBridge]

Watching Jerma interact with chat is always funny.

[@Xirree]

jerma's catboy stream would be the highlight of 2021

[@TheWizardofLimes]

Its funny that Jerma compared Twitch Emotes to Egyptian Hieroglyphs, because ancient Egypt hieroglyphs were highly context based and usually based around the culture of the ruler with some repeating images...History really does rhyme.

[@ineverwatched8118]

The fanart slider was such a good idea

[@Frost_Trow]

When will he realize that people stream emulated Nintendo games all the time on twitch

[@orrinmenkins2916]

6:20 Megatron plays Pikmin.

[@zepewto901]

I missed these streams so I'm glad this got posted

[@mrpuddingpop1]

jerma lovin his new prescription to wacky tabacky

[@ScarfKat]

15:12 Wow it even made it into the official highlights lol. I was the OneGuy who said this. I was really surprised that he immediately read my first-ever message in the chat lol. It was great Also mirrors are freaky how do they work >.>

[@OGSumo]

Probably not being serious about the mirror thing, but I have a mental condition where I cannot let it stand unexplained in the unlikely case it’s real: Mirrors are really nothing special. In simplified-terms, when a ray of light hits most things, some of the light is absorbed and some is scattered into random directions. Some of that scattered light can eventually go into our eyes, allowing us to see that object. Depending on the wavelength of light, we perceive color. The difference is mirrors don’t scatter light (they reflect it outwards at the same incoming angle), and they don’t change the wavelength of the light from what was originally (they don’t selectively absorb or reflect different wavelengths). This means you see a reflection, which has the same color and relative shape of the original object. Other things do this too (like the surface of a really still lake), but mirrors are just really good at it.

[@ScarfKat]

@@OGSumo yeah i know about the light reflection and all of that. i just find it crazy someone managed to engineer a surface that can reflect it so accurately and precisely. and then be scaled up or down to any size while still working perfectly

[@abstractcognizance]

jerma playing pikmin 2 is the most terrifyingly amazing combination.

[@liamanderson4643]

Local streamer covers up Mr Slime lies while watching Bionicle Mask of Light.

[@uhhhscizo6531]

I just realized, Jerma has less than 500k on this account, and less than 1 million on his main account. How? How does this man not have several million subscribers?

[@johnclark926]

This man is insane, he doesn’t know professor oak and he lost 25 purple pikmin to the first empress bulblax

[@aooga9995]

pikmin time

[@jackcranmer4904]

Omg he’s playing one of my fav games of all time ever I’m so hype

[@mosaic6225]

I just 100%ed this game again and had no major motion control issues, so maybe it's just because i've never even touched a gamecube controller before but the wii controls feel good

[@juliomontoya8824]

I owned a Wii for about nine years, and aside from some issues with Skyward Sword it worked just fine. Jerma's just the kind of guy who'd get issues in mostly reliable systems and get unreasonnably angry

[@mosaic6225]

@@juliomontoya8824 this is why he should play boom blox

[@Mothley_]

I have never played a single pokemon game in my life and I know who Professor Oak is

[@Sm0k3turt]

Love pikmin 2 to death.

[@FlamingGoron]

31:51 Jeremy forgot about the deaths of 21 Pikmin in just 13 seconds. Kinda messed up.

[@colinmoriarty8298]

I can’t believe he pronounces it “olimar”

[@countessroadkill9599]

Ow!! I tried to do the deep bassy voice and now I'm in a wheelchair! I'm suing!

[@Sprech41]

oh man i'd love to see his reaction ot the waterwraith

[@Boney9551]

Finally! Let the pikmin highlights cometh! These streams were really fun I hope we get a completion soon

[@ultimate_cheese4694]

Ahhh yes...back in the hieroglyphics days

[@wef6146]

Man, 2004 was a wild time

[@Grant_Michael_Layman]

I got a hairy potter add right after the Harry Potter impression and in the add it said "Mr. Potter"

[@huddled_up]

2:02 WHY IS HIS LOUIE IMPRESSION ONE TO ONE guys i figured it out hes a parrot

[@benvincent6473]

DOY DOY DOY DOY WHEEEEEEEEURRRRR

[@IIIllllIIIIlllll]

Why did he need to make sure his water boiler was off?

[@cgibabyhand]

he made tea before the stream

[@IIIllllIIIIlllll]

@@cgibabyhand oh that makes sense. For some reason I was thinking he meant his house’s hot water heater

[@danieloconnor4638]

It looks like you're having trouble casting spells. Would you like to reset your calibration data to the default settings? if not, you can continue casting. You can recalibrate from the pause menu at any time.

[@festusdingwand7301]

Jerma going off on the wiimote for NOT having a D-pad is mind-boggling

[@billdobbing1999]

egg

[@moonman2183]

Not enough time has passed for the video to be over right now

[@darthharlon914]

Watching this in history

[@jared6343]

Professor Oak ruins Jerma's career

[@chadchadington1736]

my favourite part is when someone asks him about mirrors being alien technology and he's like "No" with a tinge of sarcastic superiority and then he's like and then he starts talking about phones being alien in a dead serious tone