Beginning of Speedrunning Career - Jerma Playstation 1/2 Games Grab Bag Stream Edit

[@Fernisawake]

Jerma yelling for Holly to get his iPad is the funniest thing it's like a child yelling at his mom for his iPad 😭

[@tahutoa]

"You can't close Reddi-"

[@u3vs62cja]

What time was that?

[@tabrakan]

I WAS SO CONFUSED WTF

[@katerichard2249]

@@u3vs62cjaaround the 23:00 mark

[@amphibiouslanding9383]

you know a jerma stream is good when 1/4th of the edit is dedicated to the casino game

[@chuckbatmangaming]

Tbh the casino game was not even top 3 funniest games this stream, it was a good time

[@birgato]

so glad you included the CAREER ENDING daffy duck impression. dude went MENTAL after no one understood who he was impersonating… he was really at the end of his rope😨

[@TheMightySpurdo]

absolute SEXUAL DEVIANT admits to TENS OF THOUSANDS that he’d rather show his ZENIS live on stream than impersonate a fictional duck

[@CEDEREL]

he was one big hammer away from making a crime scene

[@Victim_of_magic]

timestamp?

[@shantaeisbae]

@@Victim_of_magic like, two minutes before the video ends

[@SlipsSC]

Shoulda said gas guzzler

[@NutBreadMSMC]

can’t wait for the ‘Bob the Builder: Can We Fix It?’ Summoning Salt world record progression video.

[@chuckbatmangaming]

I was the person who said "do HIS voice" at Foghorn Leghorn and the impression was so bad I inadvertently made him END the stream. Tragic one guy moment

[@frostyelwood9898]

How could you

[@cleander3645]

damn honestly impressed he finished the tutorial

[@paul-nj1ig]

not once, but twice, pure jex moment

[@pizzaluvah198]

The worst part is he absolutely aced the reverse 180 later on right before crashing into multiple cars

[@theblobconsumes4859]

It's not the tutorial. There's a tutorial option but it's kinda hidden. That's meant to be the test after completing the tutorial.

[@davistoa]

​@@theblobconsumes4859Are you referring to the tutorial (labeled training so not even accurate in that regard either) which is literally on the main menu (not hidden at all) which he very clearly did if you watched the video, and which anyways only consists of a single "Pay Attention" 30 seconds demonstration, then promptly giving the "not tutorial" test immediately after?

[@SeeroBoarder]

Idk why I straight up cried laughing at him censoring a sneeze at 57:44. I had to pause and re-watch it several times, I don't get why the concept of censoring a sneeze is so damn funny to me

[@jaycielle]

The way you wrote this comment and now makes me want to hear a sneeze censored with the classic beep tone - just the thought of it is cracking me up

[@InsertSomethingStupid2002]

For some reason he's looking extra handsome recently they must have upgraded him to a new model

[@ВікторФіленко-т9щ]

Jerma985 v2

[@quagernag]

@@ВікторФіленко-т9щ It’s actually Mark 3

[@mellowmelly9258]

its the 40's genes kicking in EDIT: i figure it works like nanomachines

[@FunkiestChickenlawl]

Jerma986

[@aidenlamarche1221]

I think they updated the skin works software

[@HappyLarry.]

Jerma is unironically listed on the speedrunning forum as 7th place for his run on Bob the Builder

[@AuraFailure]

he was LOVING that bionicle game

[@UnStorm]

He LOVED it so much he PERMANENTLY carved the PAUSE MENU on his monitor FOREVER

[@RockEsper]

HERO MOOOODE

[@TheMightySpurdo]

he is going to build a bionicle SHRINE and showcase it on his REDDIT SHELF for MILLIONS TO SEE

[@mellowmelly9258]

so much that he BURNED the menu INTO HIS MONITOR

[@annalisei4924]

My dad couldn't stop laughing at his speedrun fails

[@RhysPatrick]

It genuinely brings me joy that you watch Jerma with your dad

[@Voc_spooksauce]

W dad moment

[@mfdylan139]

MY DAD WAS WATCHING THE SPEEDRUNS TOO HOLY SHIT

[@timmehhemmit]

Is your dad an epic gamer?

[@sirrealism7300]

@@RhysPatrick dont say "genuinely" when you comment its a frequent speech habit ive been noticing on the internet and its really starting to annoy me.

[@de-ment]

Literally ever singular second of the Driver section makes me concerned for jerma legally owning a car, this man probably hogs the left lane at 30kmh because going any higher than that or switching lanes would overpower his train of thought and it would just turn into the drivers' ed scene from spongebob. His numerous medical leaves were actually him being in jail from traffic crimes and the reason he makes such a fuss over affording event streams despite being MILLIONAIRE MANNY is because of the hundereds of fines he pays a DAY

[@vakk985]

I can totally see him getting extremely anxious at the red light and missing the pedal on green, then breaks down at the first honk coming from behind

[@mannequin_z]

When I saw that Jerma was live and the Twitch thumbnail was him at a poker table I instinctively went “oh fuck not again”

[@Devalius]

My child brain freaked the fuck out when he said he had Bionicle Heroes, I know it was only a small bit of time but it brought me incredible joy to see he enjoyed the game. Also, a toast to the fucking undying power of Bionicle for burning itself into his screen.

[@chuckbatmangaming]

He was playing the game for awhile this edit just cut a lot of it out. Very chill section of the stream until the game burned into the stream

[@Gormfeld]

Jerma running into the fish and getting knocked back 8+ times in a row made me laugh so hard in the middle of the night that I fear my neighbours now believe I'm a crazy person. But then again, here I am commenting on a Jerma highlights video, so maybe they're right.

[@Armbee]

Thanks for the edit cheltie, glad to see another world record pace Jerma stream edit speedrun

[@TrashBoi48]

Thank you Cheltie, I've been waiting for this. Adam West in Golden Nugget was a trip lol. The whole journey to the story mode was wild in the chat

[@l1nked548]

this stream felt like a fever dream

[@TheMightySpurdo]

I got slightly tired after the first 4 hours so I took a break and when I returned I saw him speedrunning Bob the builder and the mental WHIPLASH nearly killed me

[@ghouldishanimal]

That Golden Nugget fmv makes me want another public domain movie night

[@randalabra3852]

God those are the best streams ever. I still watch those every once in a while

[@chuckbatmangaming]

Something about the music and audio design of Largo Winch was making me lose my mind just the way the boobooboo would repeat calmly until an enemy showed up and how it would switch to the really fast song it was like BREAKCORE I couldn't stop laughing

[@gurb8943]

There has to be crack or something in Taki's. I've met so many people who are basically held hostage by them

[@blakeblack1701]

53:01 "I feel like that would never happen ever." - Jerma, contemplating about what it'd be like to eat pizza with a cartoon dog that would then punch him in the face.

[@kresnik39]

Thanks as always for the edits, Cheltie

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

can’t believe jerma actually beat the driver tutorial

[@meleeludens]

“I was watching vinesauce when I gave birth” “I have knee surgery in an hour” Jerma thinks these are fake or bizarre stories but like I literally spent the morning before my 12th grade finals watching SimpleFlips, and I’ve watched Jerma while having some crazy bad family drama before. Its comforting and cozy, a nice reprieve from scary situations :))

[@lankusmcdankus6391]

Based simpleflips

[@xfabkwood9321]

I watched the dollhouse stream livd while redecorating someone's apartment

[@zedxcu]

at this point its more likely that someone could have DIED while watching a jerma stream than not

[@kiiwikiori7542]

From learning about the extensive failures of the Largo franchise to getting raided by Snuffy to speedrunning Bob the Builder, this stream was a fever dream

[@Citrusautomaton]

Adam West in the Golden nugget feels like Johnny Silverhand from Cyberpunk2077.

[@KIager]

They both got the script the same day and shot the entire thing in 7 hours, so that makes sense.

[@Tenescra]

11:26 Worst gamer 2023 already achieved

[@frankfs8415]

I was reaching that conclusion and when got double hit in the air I knew what the answer was

[@nameymcnameface7939]

god i cant believe he actually LIKED pilk

[@clartt]

he put me on pilk

[@Reac2]

To be fair, it was neither Pepsi nor Milk. Cokemilk or Oca Ola is what he drank. Fun fact: It's illegal in the EU (maybe there are some exceptions) to call drinks such as Oat"milk", Almond"milk" etc milk, because its false advertising. These drinks have nothing in common with actual milk. Instead these drinks are called things such as Almonddrink or Oatdrink (translated into the appropriate language ofcourse).

[@sduffydoze5692]

@@Reac2 "you will never be real milk"

[@cabwaylingo_]

one day he's gonna play crash team racing and he's gonna have a blast and act all surprised

[@Reac2]

Jerma thinking people actually drink Pilk and that it's actually supposed to be a thing humans find to taste enjoyable is somehow magical. Please make sure no harm every comes to this man

[@MetalMercutio]

14:01 Jerma re-enacting his genocide against the dinosaurs (he brought the meteor)

[@connorbrown2194]

i wasn’t paying attention and didn’t notice the transition from golden nugget to the next game so i thought suddenly there was a huge fire and vampires

[@Faith_L3S5-ZERO]

that golden nugget intro cutscene just SCREAMS kojima production

[@DoNotCallMyBrother]

53:00 holy shit my childhood memory I haven’t been able to dig up till now😭😭😭😭😭

[@DingleDorffe]

I wasn't ready for Jerma to play 3 games from my childhood and unlock hidden memories! Also thanks for the highlights!

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Any% PS1 entire game catalog in 38:21 (PB)

[@GelatinPangolin]

I was the guy who said he couldnt beat the tutorial on Driver. i really believed he wouldnt

[@feelingawesom]

So happy when it’s over an hour long Cheltie edit

[@phospadparadschaa]

TEARS are in my EYES he's so funny

[@CosmicamsCanvasCurse]

The constant use of musical tracks used in classic Spongebob for the Adam West Gold Nugget cutscenes is sending me

[@Zombiemarky]

Watching this stream last night gave me dreams about driving the bank job

[@ryanwalsh5019]

Wait, is this the guy that got 7th place in a bob the builder speedrun?

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I really want the 2ndjerma video edit Intro to be the clip of benot blanc and Derol smoking together from glass onion.

[@lesale3024]

It's amazing how I knew immediately knew what song he was hearing in Land Before Time.

[@farmingsim9813]

Jerma revived Bob the Builder speedrunning

[@typhonyx_was_taken]

I played that Scooby Doo game every day when I was a kid; this is freaking me the fuck out

[@HammerspaceCreature]

The Largo Winch music going INSANE the moment combat starts gave me flashbacks to Devil Survivor.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Jerma is currently top 7 in the speedrunner leaderboard for the "Bob the Builder: Can we fix it?"

[@shizamikaze]

I hope to see fan art of jerma and neko arc drinking *pilk* together now

[@mordecai2169]

i was just about to check if u had uploaded this when it notified me holy shit cheltie

[@apaceofchange94]

Holy shit, that burnout scene unlocked an ancient memory for me. I remember dad renting that game at what I believe was a Hollywood Video store next to the Dairy Queen in my hometown. I got stuck in that car garage and couldn’t figure out how to get out the entire time we had the game rented. Good to know Jerma also struggles with it the same way my roughly four year old mind did back then.

[@MegaDrain]

The entire time during the Bob the Builder part, my mind was slowly piecing together that I played this game when I was younger. Like I remembered a bob the builder game but I thought it was my dumb kid brain making it up. But each minigame getting introduced brought back a wave a memories that I didn't expect to see here.

[@AlbiNiigataOuen]

That one nerdy speedrunning history channel will make videos about Jerma now

[@spilledmonster]

57:45 I thought jerma said a slur in a scooby voice

[@bruhguy26]

I remember bringing the bionicle game to my friends house and playing it all damn day

[@Aveebvee]

Best gamer moment is beating that tutorial

[@joemurrell2099]

I tried to turn the resolution of the video up, then I realised he's playing ps1/2 games

[@dogmadude1399]

Holy shit he's right I did quiet down when I heard about the Ps2 Bionicle game

[@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes]

Unless I missed a joke I think it’s supposed to be career? Carrier is like a ship that stores and launches airplanes.

[@ZinkyStinky]

I like carrier better. It just makes sense.

[@Cheltie]

i love autocorrect

[@greynvi1154]

Nothing is real

[@tahutoa]

@@ZinkyStinky jerma carries

[@bigman2200]

bionicle heroes was my childhood game and seeing it pop up out of nowhere again here was a welcome surprise

[@willmun7741]

Wish he played more of the casino game, those cutscenes were so fucking funny

[@neartheplumtree]

23:20 i fucking choked

[@censor2112]

When I was a kid I loved bionicle and played the demo for that game once a day

[@theamazingyoshi1938]

this is the poker you play in west of loathing

[@mrplant6990]

Amazing how fast you get these out, keep up the good work

[@Voc_spooksauce]

Hell yeah Cheltie, big cheers to you my lad/lass for doing these :>

[@cammyT]

oh my god I completely forgot about playing that bob the builder game as a kid, but as soon as he started playing it, the memories came rushing back

[@toli7176]

man i forgot about bionicle heroes, i had so much fun with this game as kid

[@ditto9068]

I love that Pilk is 2 ingredients and he still managed to get both of them wrong

[@Apodeipnon]

I swear this stream is from 2017

[@link101smash6]

I lost it in the Largo segment when he was just wailing on the orange shirt guy and the action music kept fading in and out.

[@Alex-rl2mk]

Cheltie dropping lil presents in my subscription box

[@RockEsper]

Love your edits!

[@HesterLeveret]

Oh my God. I remember. Pilchard the cat. Fuck yeah.

[@waka1834]

I had a different land before time game as a kid for ps1 and him playing this one unlocked a memory for me wow

[@waka1834]

Return to the great valley, i reccomend it if you are lookin for like a spyro like, donkey kong esk collectathon

[@Alec_Reaper]

I swear he turned around and asked Otto what the app's name was

[@miaa.fornataro3889]

All these games feel like a never-ending shitpost where the joke stopped being funny years ago but it just keeps going. Perfect content for Jerma.

[@tahutoa]

Jerma saves up for ZERO Mode, instantly blows it on GOLD STATUES

[@babbuni]

Loved that game with the shirtless buff dude pouring his hot white water on people

[@punchymchurtyfist7575]

29:17 is that where they got that "i can wet my whistle" from for the bartender song by Rehab?? Or is it from a soundbank

[@stilllogan]

YOU MAY FOLD, CALL, OR RAISE

[@maryfreegirl2029]

of course the gambling game was the one with more runtime

[@HappyLarry.]

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cheltie notifications on my phone

[@mattesonhaglund3220]

WHY DOES HE WANT SCOOBY DOO TO PUNCH HIM

[@MrSkerpentine]

I legit remember playing the PC version of that Bob the Builder game as a young child

[@GlupShito]

Man imagine buying Golden Nugget back in the day thinking its just a poker video game only to find two cds in the case one being a redular poker game and the other one being a movie about fucking chaos theory featuring the guy who played batman and also poker between the scenes. Holy shit what a find

[@HappyLarry.]

I'd like to imagine Jerma was blackmailed into going to this poker tournament filled with rich arseholes, and he just keeps talking to himself about how he REALLY doesn't wanna be there as he fumbles half his hands

[@necrowondo]

jerma changes his LOD when he turns the cam back on at 1:00:36

[@McStruggles]

That Adam West cutscene was such a jarring thing to wake up to. I thought Jerma was watching breaking bad with a weird voiceover

[@Yashahiro_]

That Scooby Doo game was my favorite as a kid ! It was so hard since i didn’t know how to play it

[@paul-nj1ig]

"HEY MAN" "OK OK OK"

[@TheMarkoSeke]

Does he know the real lyrics of any song

[@raxman8052]

holy shit I actually played the Bob The Builder one when I was younger

[@jon952]

27:25 Mr. Greenz almost broke loose

[@The_Jimmy_Turner]

13:32 I love the idea of Jerma trying to explain aging to his 12 year old audience

[@shmurkenhurken]

I had this on a second monitor and didn't really realize when it switched from gambling to vampires so I thought it was a weird cgi scene happening in the casino xD

[@st.dennie1149]

NGL, some coke, milk, and a bit of vanilla ice cream is pretty bangin.

[@coconut4219]

Now eagerly awaiting the Jerma985 zenis stream.

[@bosonl2277]

"What the heck is gonna to happen?" -A veeeery confused man