Inspector Clouseau and the assassin

[@jims6226]

remember these as a kid now 62 still laughing my butt off. thank you

[@linokleinmeuleman5233]

Gonna be 62 this year and love it too!

[@ioannisalex5089]

Me 56 and still laughing like a child !!

[@jennifersman7990]

54 here, I remember for like 3 years in a row the films were the highlight of summer vacations for me

[@waverider1674]

you are blessed with great childhood memories

[@IIISentorIII]

41 And the same :)

[@fleageful]

All these years later, it is still hilarious! He's irreplaceable

[@SuperAnatolli]

The worlds most effective assasin survives less than 45 seconds in Clouseaus appartment...

[@TOFKAS01]

Now I know what "Hitman 47" really means...

[@rmooreg]

Mr. Chung didn't stand a chance I'm afraid... he never even knew what hit him. As Chief Inspector Dreyfuss once lamented "Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross worker".

[@digitricks]

He also said, "To Clouseau, this Doomsday Machine is just a water pistol!"

[@rmooreg]

@@digitricks Poor Dreyfuss! But he was rewarded with some of the funniest lines in film history. Along with the "Attila the Hun" and "water pistol" cracks, he also, when a colleague, confused by his animosity toward Clouseau, says "But isn't he the best detective in France?" looks incredulously and bellows "Best? BEST? He's the worst! He's the WORST EVER! Give me 10 men like Clouseau and I could DESTROY the WORLD!" and when told that Clouseau had tailed the "Phantom" to a luxurious ski resort in the mountains, Dreyfuss laments wistfully "Ahh, Lugash, today a paradise in the Alps; tomorrow...a WASTELAND!" Of course played to perfection by the great Herbert Lom. No one else could infuse such solemn, sober dignity into such a gibbeting, twitching lunatic. The Panther films were fun to watch, even as the series morphed from ribald yet pretty low key bedroom farce to over the top, outrageously zany slapstick. The duo of Clouseau and Dreyfuss, but truthfully, Sellers and Lom, always delivered the goods.

[@IIISentorIII]

As a Swiss citizen and red Cross worker I 100% agree with that statement! 🤣

[@blueheaven4838]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@krishansen281]

😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@Lilymm2bunnys]

2:10 that karate-dance accompanied by horn blowing in perfect rythm....lmfao

[@derekgaffney7689]

Only one word sums up the wonderful Peter seller's Genuis rip Peter and thanks for the laughter 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪☘️ from Dublin Ireland

[@schizoidboy]

"I'm trying to save my life madam..." Hilarious.

[@funentertaintment6065]

schizoidboy at first i was wandering how was he going to save himself from dangerous villian and when i find it instead of getting worried i laughing lol😹😹😹😹

[@schizoidboy]

@@funentertaintment6065 It's what makes it funny. If you've seen The Pink Panther Strikes Again you'll have heard the part where Dreyfus tells why his own assassins could never get Clouseau, because of his idiocy. If anyone could get Clouseau it wouldn't be an assassin it would be Cato.

[@stephencox8177]

“Obviously the little yellow swine is not paying attention”

[@planetkori]

Truly the funniest movies of all time. My parents and I would piss ourselves silly with laughter every time they came on. God bless Peter Sellers and Blake Edwards. They sure knew how to make us laugh.

[@DAUGHTEROFBABYLON]

Peter Sellers was a riot, very funny. I miss him a lot. God Bless him and Everyone!

[@peterm1826]

He was also a lunatic.

[@christopherpage4649]

It's amazing how Clouseau accomplishes more by accident than intentionally.

[@billbates5475]

the burnt hat , glasses and beard getup is killin me ROFLMAO!

[@neuvocastezero1838]

Yeah, if I remember correctly, he had just survived another attempt on his life by way of explosion.

[@Fy6jtgybuj8]

Those blown up clothes lol

[@Otokuyama]

Legend says that Ed Parker is still falling to this day

[@nickgodfrey1148]

“Obviously the little yellow swine is not paying attention.” The brilliant days of non-pc comedy where everything was fair game.

[@BobPimentel73]

Yeah…..trying saying that in a comedy nowadays.

[@wildman2012]

EPIC stunts! Spare no expense! Just love it!!

[@08Rimmer]

"Obviously the little yellow swine is not paying attention"

[@klauspendolo1393]

Samuel Rimmer that’s what I said about China all along. Them and their concentration camps....

[@acbeaumo]

@@klauspendolo1393 Kato is Japanese though.

[@stvstreett]

ed parker was my karate teacher in the 70s. i went on to teach white and yellow belts at his baltimore school

[@So1othurn]

The assassin was Ed Parker who was one of Jeff Speakman's Kenpo teachers. Jeff was in "The Perfect Weapon."

[@timhannahan1768]

So1othurn Jeff Speakman watched me knock a guy out!

[@jennifersman7990]

I think Parker was Elvis’ karate teacher too

[@juliustherenaissanceman1900]

​@@jennifersman7990 yes he was he was also the one who discovered Bruce Lee.

[@juliustherenaissanceman1900]

I studied Ed Parker's system in Texas

[@carmilo9399]

"Catoooo..., this is your employer speaking, I am canceling the attack orders for tonight".

[@Haunted_Dimitris]

hahahaahhahaha

[@michalangelodolinaj289]

LOL!!! and what the odl lady said? Im not english, so I didnt uderstand...

[@wolfgangmcq]

@@michalangelodolinaj289 "Shut up that row!"

[@michalangelodolinaj289]

@@wolfgangmcq thx!

[@sleepyricky4826]

Clumsiness and coincidence, his classic combo, all natural!

[@themancunian777]

Classic Peter Sellers lol - makes me laugh 🤣

[@coralroper6876]

I guess all those attack routines he's practiced with Cato have paid off.

[@TheCoolProfessor]

No assassin is a match for Clouseau!

[@schizoidboy]

Only Inspector Dreyfus knew the truth. In the Pink Panther Strikes Again he tells his henchmen, some of whom happen to be the best hitmen in Europe, they wouldn't stand a chance. "He can't be that good." "He's not good he's terrible; there's no man like him in the world, compared to Clouseau that thing [the doom's day ray] is just a water pistol..."

[@theslayerishereboi4255]

Compared to Clouseau, Shaggy at his infinite power and Omnipotent goku are just garden cleaners

[@KuDastardly]

lol, unbelievable. This is probably the only time where training with Kato actually paid off! :D

[@So1othurn]

hahahaa yah

[@into.the.wood.chipper.]

He didn't bellow in slow motion, though. Always loved those scenes.

[@billlancaster5917]

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[@rmooreg]

Just wanted to give credit to Blake Edwards. Although he's not the most technically gifted or a stickler for details or a highly disciplined film auteur, let's be honest The guy created more than his share of the goddamned funniest moments ever put on film. More than a few times his work had me gasping for breath , clutching my gut and crying, not from pain, but laughter. Maybe not genius, but something as close as you can get to it. But, then again,maybe genius..

[@enigma7784]

When the Assassin land's: Ahh! Flowerpot to the head: Ahh! Hilarious

[@blueheaven4838]

In every field of life there are some human beings who leave us with their contribution to our life in ways that can never be measured. You just have to be grateful that they spent time with us humans. Peter Sellers is one of those humans who hunanity will be thankful for.

[@KTK44]

So much dust under the bed that it pushes the potty bowl out from under it xD

[@ms-fb6xt]

Who keeps.potty bowl under bed??!!!!😫😫😫😫😫

[@lasalinks]

Thanks for making this channel! Still hilarious as ever!

[@stronzer59]

The last 10 seconds is a million dollar shoot. Epic Sellers material.

[@vernonnilesjr7910]

holy shit he went through the floor and the ceiling hilarious.

[@fear5735]

"I am trying to save my life, Madam!"

[@juliustherenaissanceman1900]

Mr. Chung was played by Mr. Ed Parker a 10th degree black belt in kenpo karate. Who was known as father of American karate and discovered a young Bruce Lee. He was also Elvis Presley's karate teacher.

[@robjohnson4906]

Dreyfus: “If I had 10 men like Clouseau, I could destroy the world.”

[@u.v.s.5583]

With a little luck even one might be enough.

[@songswithryan]

1:52 "I'm trying to save my life madam!" Simply funny as shit - Peter Sellers a fucking comedy legend. I love when the guy goes through like 4 floors at 3:22!

[@dagnabbit6187]

Compared to Clouseau , Darth Maul and Darth Vader are Flag Football Referees.

[@Terppa777]

Haha! XD

[@Mgoblagulkablong]

Clouseau is like Darth JarJar

[@christopherpage4649]

Clouseau is like JarJar Binks.

[@swinetastic]

Compared to Clouseau , Joseph Stalin was a marshmallow grilling boyscout from the Red Cross.

[@schizoidboy]

I think Inspector Dreyfus would agree with you on that. :)

[@tankman-ku5zc]

2:45 so hilarious. Asssasain jumps down Growls flower pot the growls again.

[@supremevidspro5427]

Some say that assassin is still falling through those ceiling/flours to this day.

[@drServitis]

SEE, ALL OF CLOUSEAU'S CONSTANT PREPAREDNESS AND SPARING WITH CATO PAID OFF IN THE END!

[@johnbrowneyes7534]

The dust and chamber pot under the bed. 😂

[@TheRealDealListenup]

Excellent footage got a smile from that one !

[@daviddemis3487]

Cato, I cancel zee attack order for today!! Gets me rolling 😂

[@phantom_fox_blue4384]

This film had me in tears of laughter years ago... and I still don't really know why lol.

[@sovaine]

Genius slapstick at its very best:-)

[@MikeBaxterABC]

Great cilia's When I was maybe 8 years old ... I'd scan the TV guide and be allowed to wake up to watch late night "Pink Panther" .. my favourite!! ... Then the TV broke down and my parents did not get another one until I was 18 and moved out on my own! :)

[@12vers]

1:26 But tonight...ahhhhh! But tonight, I'm ordering you, to pay attention!!!

[@JOHNSTAGS]

I love how the dog also looks down the hole Mr. Chong created.

[@PETERJOHN101]

Amusing how incredibly thin doors, walls, and flooring can be.

[@andrewjenery1783]

The old baseball-bats-on-the floor ploy LOL!

[@WarriorMigs24]

So good

[@ericb3157]

oh, right, Clouseau is torn and singed at the beginning because this is JUST after that "special delivery, a bomb" scene...

[@giauscaesar8047]

The attack order cannot be cancelled.

[@filipesilva4590]

Brilliant

[@meirwise1107]

Classic. Unequaled. RIP all concerned.

[@fifthrider]

Moments like this vindicated Dreyfus' statement - "Ha, he's not good, he's terrible; he's the worst. There's not another man like him anywhere in the world. Compared to Clouseau this doomsday machine, it's just a mere water pistol."

[@EbonFang_92]

You've got to feel sorry for the assassins' that were sent to kill him

[@MarkHerndon]

IKR? ; )

[@chrisnichols9014]

They were not prepared for somebody like Clouseau. lmfao

[@mr.robinson1982]

DO you have a massage for me?? A MASSAGE FOR YOU..?? No a message for me..classic

[@chooch1995]

Ed Parker, the assassin, was one of Elvis Presley’s bodyguards in his final years & also taught the King karate!

[@mixalisatreides]

[@mountainguyed67]

+mixalisatreides same here.

[@ingridsrensen7254]

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[@Karen1963Yorks]

Remember the classic moment he dragged an unconscious Kato down several steps and his head bounced on every one of them?

[@vuho2075]

Ed Parker's acting career never recovered

[@yugandali]

Hey, that's my teacher, Mr Ed Parker!

[@clouseau186]

The poor Mr Chong the assasin isn't going to know what hit him. Clouseau is a complete idiot but at the same time a genius. He manages to destroy two buildings with one hit. THen Cato lurks underneath and saws a hole through the floor. Slapstick does not get any better than that. Clouseau always wins.

[@anarchistatheist1917]

And to think he defeated the assassin by thinking he was kato.

[@jozefnovak7750]

Super! Thank your very much!

[@ronnie9187]

I wonder... if we dropped Clouseau behind the enemy lines in 1939, we could have stopped WWII !

[@u.v.s.5583]

Went to find a dinner. Accidently broke three tank brigades.

[@Ferr1963]

Actually, he did. Look at this. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJmckJ56mtSanJI

[@vinnynj78]

@@Ferr1963 Well, that explains the failure of Barbarossa among other things. Hey wait, didn't they fail in their attempt to assassinate the Fuhrer? I see some similarities here especially if you remember how Sellers looked holding a match in the dark during a scene from Pink Panther Strikes back.

[@dagnabbit6187]

@ Ronnie Should have used him for Stalin .

[@danielconst1586]

Clouseau!!!! Inmortal e interminable !!!! Me sigo riendo como cuando era niño ....😂😂😂

[@JolietJakeJ]

"Poor Ninja..." Cato: "I know JUST how he felt."

[@3618499]

😄 (lol) “ THE CLOUSEAU EFFECT…. And those old Parisian residences must’ve had serious Termite problems. ”

[@1badjesus]

ANYONE know what other film actor playin ASSASSIN was in? looks VERY familiar 🤔..thnx in advance.

[@derricklafrance9724]

Blake Edwards. Genius.

[@filipesilva4590]

Best inspector of all times better than colombo or Sherlock Holmes period

[@fredstuckmann]

Awesome!!

[@larsbentzen23]

Ending Sound too loud!

[@JosePerez-wp4sc]

Wasn't the Assassin one of Elvis Presley's bodyguard? In one of the videos showing Elvis prior to going on stage, I believe this gentleman is standing behind him.

[@myelvischannel1992]

Yes you are right. Met, Ed Parker in the 80s when he came over to the UK. Really nice person. He passed away in Hawaii of a heart attack

[@jmy6050]

Clouseau is the most dangerous man of all.

[@ShurikenSean]

Ed Parker, founder of American Kenpo

[@gamleskalle1]

So much dust under the bed, Cato!

[@mikebarbacovi9851]

The yellow slime isn’t paying attention...lol

[@aaronmarshall5694]

Cato sure was fortunate it wasn't him who took that particular blow. If it killed off that assassin it certainly would have done Cato in as well (and part of the humor that isn't lost on me here is that Clouseau thought it was him and obviously wasn't concerned). And then we would've missed out on getting to see him spar with Clouseau some more. Those were always my favorite scenes from these films.

[@seanpatrickcain2]

3:18 OWNED!

[@jaydee1532]

Clouseau is a badass killer 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@wolfu597]

How do you make yourself foolproff against profesional assasins? Answer: Be like Clouseau.

[@Traderjoe]

I remember him punching through the steel door as a kid and thinking Holy Shit!

[@MrTingrag]

clouseau rocks

[@bobburro3642]

clouseau, flawed genius

[@Andrew-el8xi]

After i heard he chucked a drink in his daughters face because of a joke comment and refused to ever see her again ive totally gone off him ....such a shame because as a kid i absolutely loved these films

[@christophergaff6992]

Are those real people when the hit man fell through the floor?

[@peterkarras8523]

The assassin never stood a chance

[@coralroper6876]

That building is not very structurally sound.

[@pinz2022]

Gay Paree is another example of restrictive zoning and rent control. There hasn't been a new residential building built in the picturesque center city since the 1800's. Those are the same apartments you see in the olde impressionist paintings. So they might be a bit rickety.

[@duncanshaw1256]

Neither is Clouseau structurally sound and yet he survives LOL

[@DkSchadow]

Base hit up the middle!

[@gkroll8467]

Classic

[@timdowney6721]

3:25 Parisian construction standards need to be upgraded. 😉😄😄

[@conscience-commenter]

Ed Parker(Assassin) has superhuman strength to rip out door locks and punch thru steel ?

[@kevinmunday5782]

At 2.40 😆😆

[@bitspacemusic]

2:33 I found this rooftop on google maps. There's a Arc de triomphe autos at street level.

[@filipesilva4590]

Not even Bruce Lee could beat clouseau

[@omicronceti6063]

after this the boss who sent assassin told his crew that inspector clouseau is one man army!

[@schizoidboy]

All things considered the only one who can get close enough to theoretically kill Inspector Clouseau is Kato. He's the only who can get the better of him.

[@sunglassshinpan1352]

"Who the hell is Mr Chong?!"

[@jeweljardine8163]

Sunglass Shinpan mr Chong was recommended by Hong Kong

[@absoluttchamp]

Why the hell is he blowing a small trumpet when he enters the rym?🤣