Pirate DVD horror returns back again! Stuart and Alec dissect some bootleg media featuring Star Wars, Batman, Little, Tom Hanks and some Bruce Willis film we'd never heard of.
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@BFNgaming20246 жыл бұрын
As a child, my father got me a pirate copy of the film 'Cars' when it came out in 2006, from his dodgy Chinese friend. Basically, some guy had shot it on a camcorder in the back of the cinema. I know this, because halfway through, there was an announcement to say that someone's lost child had been found and was at the reception, and then some lady got up, and her silhouette crossed the screen. Just before the race at the end, the video stopped, and there was a panicked rustling as the guy got caught filming and was presumably thrown out of the cinema....
@TheSmart-CasualGamer2 жыл бұрын
And they didn't take the camera? WHY?!
@simontatton54242 жыл бұрын
I think I remember this exact rip. I thought it was just me
@tiagosp2 жыл бұрын
That's the common TRB of Cars, it's a telesync.
@mrscruffles8012 жыл бұрын
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer Well the theater probably didn't have the authority to take it
@DOSRetroGamer Жыл бұрын
A cinema cannot confuscate a camera. They'd have to call the cops and probably didn't want to bother.
@douglaskalberg88996 жыл бұрын
Love the Batman review on the back. "It's really not that good, but I guess it does bring you a few hours closer to death."
@Silver_wind_1987_4 жыл бұрын
And the Batman game....makes the batmobile drive like a tank...
@ignaciocue4 жыл бұрын
No, that's a pessimistic and cynical rephrasing of the review.
@BenCol4 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is Stusrl Uttle was later falsely arrested when an arrest warrant for Stusrl Tuttle got misprinted due to a fly falling into the machine.
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
Damn that flying machine!
@kingfield996 ай бұрын
I understood that reference.
@Whoa8025 ай бұрын
Brazil, great movie.
@BecauseBecause6 жыл бұрын
Upon producing the 10 in 1 Bluray menu, the creator was careful to use some royalty free music. "I can't use licensed music, that's just morally wrong!" they thought, as they burned 9 films on to the disc. (I'm guessing it's royalty free, anyway. Surely??)
@codeman386 жыл бұрын
Somewhat amusingly in hindsight, the New Hope bootleggers decided to add a fake copyright notice for Buena Vista -- also known as Disney's distribution label.
@wadmodderschalton57633 жыл бұрын
Heck, even the bootleg LaserDisc rips on bootleg DVDs were worst quality than the 2006 GOUT DVD. (2:40)
@TheMariostarr10 ай бұрын
Even more amusingly in hindsight, they put E-Wings on the front cover, which are now actually in a modern piece of Star Wars media, being briefly featured in Ahsoka.
@vjpearce6 жыл бұрын
I had a pirate copy of the Lion king once on VHS and it was recorded in the cinema and when Simba calls out for his dad after stampede passed a person in the audience shouted "Yes?" That had me howling.
@samdinnan33515 жыл бұрын
Although repetitive at times, this video did provide a few minutes of fun.
@wylwrk68846 жыл бұрын
Stewart Uttle 3: Wonderful Sound, Strange Shape
@jakespacepiratee37406 жыл бұрын
*Strange Shape* ;)
@MarlonBitoy6 жыл бұрын
Paul Accuardi “Antonio Stella bottom tile”
@jakespacepiratee37406 жыл бұрын
When Ashens read that, his *funny laughter keys* activated.
@mrskillen19194 жыл бұрын
*Stranger* Shape
@yerabbit5 жыл бұрын
i remember buying a shrinkwrapped bootleg set of "the complete monty python's flying circus". 4 of the discs at the back of the box were missing, and one disc was a chinese copy of GET CARTER.
@DOSRetroGamer Жыл бұрын
Doesn't sound very complete
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
They could have made _The Incomplete_ a selling point, really...
@SlowMotionAtomicBomb6 жыл бұрын
Pack your bogs, time to answer STUART UTTLE 3: ANTONIO STELLA BOTTOM-TILE.
@DoctorKosher19786 жыл бұрын
Featuring a cameo appearance by Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai and Nicholas Marty.
@danforbes35736 жыл бұрын
Who both play an instrument that has a wonderful sound,but strange shape.
@KirbyMario12345_9396 жыл бұрын
Don't change channels yet! Instead, press your Act or Talk Like a Fool Key and watch this film!
@contentcreatorman6 жыл бұрын
Join Stusrl Uttle as they try to build the future small child star!
@jakespacepiratee37406 жыл бұрын
Then, the franchise is bought by Disney and they make a new trilogy, the latest being *Stsursl Uttle 3: The last Bottom Tile*
@CYPH3RsD0M41N6 жыл бұрын
I used to own a pirated version of The Prisoner of Azkaban. It did feature the movie in 720p, however, the intro to the movie + the menu display The Polar Express instead.
@tncorgi926 жыл бұрын
I would pay to see a mashup of those. Harry boards the train to Hogwarts and ends up at the North Pole. Tom Hanks plays Sirius Black.
@jackieelizabeth86146 жыл бұрын
Mudzi perfect
@melquiadeez6 жыл бұрын
I have that too, it came in a box set and that is the only movie of 6 that is fucked up
@JulesNekro3 жыл бұрын
I had one that froze once that woman blew up and the brightness was too high
@danielsrandomchannel14723 жыл бұрын
@@tncorgi92 and it must be in Motion Capture throughout the whole film.
@beesha62096 жыл бұрын
"Angriff der Klonkrieger" actually translates to "attack of the clone fighters" rather than attack of the clones and it is the legit German title. I love it when Ashens tries to pronounce German phrases!
@M-Star1003 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure "Angriff der Klonkrieger" would actually translate to "Attack of the Clone Warriors"... I'm just saying...
@beesha6209 Жыл бұрын
@@M-Star1003 Yes, you are correct. I commented this 5 years ago, I don't think the word "warrior" was in my vocabulary back then. But fighter is not that far off.
@M-Star1003 Жыл бұрын
@@MattressStore-lu8py Not a tremendous amount, but it's still the more accurate translation.
@timdavies906 жыл бұрын
I like how after Christopher Walkens name is mentioned the text suddenly starts talking like him.
@PACKERMAN20776 жыл бұрын
I had a rather convincing bootleg of Spy Kids 2 it was rated R for hardcore sex and violence on the back and had descriptions of two completely different movies there was also an odd white powder in the Box
@HunterCrawfordBrunomonk86 жыл бұрын
Spy Kids 2: Unrated
@CALIBA883 жыл бұрын
can i have the powder?
@mister_M.3 жыл бұрын
@@CALIBA88 😂
@melquiadeez6 жыл бұрын
I had a pirated Stewart little DVD and when you played it, it was a strange porno. That was a weird and enlightening day as a 9 year old
@5roundsrapid2636 жыл бұрын
Just Monika I bet the male lead wasn’t Stuart or little...
@devonholden17875 жыл бұрын
@@5roundsrapid263 *Bah Dum Tiss*
@SlyHikari034 жыл бұрын
I remember someone that owned a Stuart little dvd that had Spanish audio and Chinese subtitles. To make it even more ridiculous
@DaraM736 жыл бұрын
I once had a bootleg dvd of Empire Strikes Back, hilariously titled, “Backlash of the West”.
@ZakRas6 жыл бұрын
Broken English read by Stusursel Oshen will never not be funny.
@CosmicKangaroo6 жыл бұрын
***Stusursel Orshen
@sixgunsam796 жыл бұрын
streusel?
@Yrenne6 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the violin video lol
@MforMovesets6 жыл бұрын
Better English than opinions in this video.
@Zephieish6 жыл бұрын
Stondsbsel oblong
@LeoFan936 жыл бұрын
Stuart Uttle: The new Stella Bottom Tile.
@conky78196 жыл бұрын
Fuck, what is that from? The violin video? I'll have to look that up.
@PsychicRadroach6 жыл бұрын
i think you spelled "stusrl" incorrectly
@Bloeki1236 жыл бұрын
"Everything is always fine" is the video title iirc
@Battledongus6 жыл бұрын
Directed by gee plug poo melon nai.
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi6 жыл бұрын
Written by Nicholas Marty.
@PandaFromEast6 жыл бұрын
"This game contains no bosses at all" Of course that's true because it's a damn movie
@Daftanemone6 жыл бұрын
Tell me lies Todd
@patrickkapek46556 жыл бұрын
Tell me sweet little lies XD
@cameronfox44016 жыл бұрын
Thanks officer Howard
6 жыл бұрын
The FMV cut scenes are cool but it has very little gameplay.
@Infernape78906 жыл бұрын
Natural Mystic I'd love to buy such an apple.
@pauliejay41616 жыл бұрын
Love the bootleg stuff. I once saw a Spiderman t-shirt that said "the Amazing of Spider".
@perciusmandate6 жыл бұрын
Wow. "Catch Me if You Can", a Spielberg film, starring two of the highest billing actors in Hollywood, that has a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes and they pick one of the 4% of reviewers that was lukewarm about it to feature on the back of their bootleg.
@JeskidoYT6 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for 2020 for Part 3
@GhostlyDilemma6 жыл бұрын
didn't have to wait that long :P
@HelloThereUniverse5 жыл бұрын
Waiting for part 4 now!
@15-Peter-205 жыл бұрын
Nearly there
@speedyspeeds3 жыл бұрын
2020 sucks go back!
@peterjf77236 жыл бұрын
When visiting my sister in law she bought some DVDs to us to watch, one was a new film that had only just started showing at cinemas and not yet officially released on DVD. I was expecting a crappy cam job filmed in a cinema but it was really good quality, there were occasional lines of text across the top saying 'preview copy - not for release'. At the end there were no credits, just the music and a screen blank apart from a line of text saying 'credits go here'.
@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-4572 жыл бұрын
Do you remember what film it was?
@OrangeYTT7 ай бұрын
You were watching a Screener copy. Usually sent to film awards judges for nominations before the film is released on DVD/Bluray.
@gridline6 жыл бұрын
Finally, Episope II is here
@bucwhovian83056 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else like not understand why people watch "cam" versions of films at all? Like you watch films to be entertained, it's not something you actually have to do. It's not like buying a low quality car because you need to get to work, or a cheap phone because you need to be able to call people. No one is ever in a situation where they achually need to have seen a film. If you are watching a film at all it's because you want a bit of entertainment, so why would you not want it to be the best quality?
@dujuan96466 жыл бұрын
Buc Whovian exactly, I'll just wait for dvd release. Maybe they can't wait to see the movie.
@valen98356 жыл бұрын
Attack of bad english
@theaces36976 жыл бұрын
i understand and can explain it, in the uk at least the cinema is very expensive for what it is, and with the quality of movies being hit and miss people dont want to pay for what will end up being a shit film, what i do is i watch it online as cam (cam quality can be really good most cams are 1080p and some are even 4k) and if i enjoy the movie i will go to the cinema to see it in Imax if its worth that, i did it with infinity war as i was let down by the string of shitty marvel movies before but, infinity war was good so i went to see it properly
@teshiku12494 жыл бұрын
I once had a pirated dvd of cars that when you put it in for a second you could see a grown man dressed as lighting McQueen and then it was just a cam footage of cars for around 2-3 minutes then it played the whole movie in HD. Had no clue and just put it in a place where no one could find it except me, For some reason I collected cars dvds when I was younger
@teshiku12493 жыл бұрын
@Brian Hebert carboot sale, they said that it wasn’t great quality but I was very young
@pajamapantsjack58746 жыл бұрын
A sequel to one of my favorite videos of yours."turning him into Stephens" still cracks my shit up
@jakespacepiratee37402 жыл бұрын
Stusrl Uttle!
@RigbyIsTheMan6 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for *Stuart Uttle 4: Escape to Africa*
@jime3866 жыл бұрын
Good thing you packed a bog if you must answer the call of the wild
@zwz.zdenek6 жыл бұрын
What if I'm a cat and I like it dry?
@davidroberts52503 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@stephen31646 жыл бұрын
Someone risked jail time by pirating Stuart Little 3. Just think about that for a moment. They had thousands of movies to choose to copy, and they said "this one!". Also, I think all 10 of those movies on that one dvd are on Netflix. Probably an easy source to grab movies to pirate.
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
Maybe they should go to jail for their lack of taste rather than piracy
@ignaciocue3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHutchy01 Saying someone should be in jail on subjective grounds? We don't live in a fascist society, you know.
@jek__3 жыл бұрын
@@ignaciocue Do we not? lol. People are all out these days commanding others on how to live their own lives, one wouldn't be unreasonable to conclude that we did live in a fascist society
@richardvlasek2445 Жыл бұрын
@@jek__ politics understander
@parasatc81836 ай бұрын
I had Stuart Little 3 on a pirate DVD with Stuart Little and Stuart Little 2. Most of the pirated DVDs (which I now know to be pirated in retrospect) that my family bought were these X-in-1 sorts and it would make sense to pirate the film if you wanted to sell a pirated Stuart Little collection DVD. The DVD I had came with other films that weren't Stuart Little-related though.
@Stylemaster9116 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I haven't burst out laughing until it hurt watching an Ashens vid since the fucking Violin
@natsume-hime24736 жыл бұрын
"The true story of a real fake." Is the actual tagline for Catch Me if You Can. So at least they got that right.
@ajtstvandmusicarchivechann15856 жыл бұрын
I recently found a bootleg of season of salior moon spelled Sail Or Moon Season 001.
@AlpakaWhacker6 жыл бұрын
But what if someone wants to Sail And Moon? Can a person not do both anymore XD
@ajtstvandmusicarchivechann15856 жыл бұрын
AlpakaWhacker no. They dont deserve to lol
@LWolf126 жыл бұрын
Hmm, I might take moon, depends on what kind of sail it is.
@Fuzy2K6 жыл бұрын
You can't have your sail and moon it too. (oh wait...)
@Clayt176 жыл бұрын
At least they future proofed it by giving us the space for at least 999 seasons.
@pabond0086 жыл бұрын
Ironically, that "ET" bust on the Terminator cover looks like the skeleton from that furby-like ET doll Ashens once smashed to bits
@jakepelletier29556 жыл бұрын
PeterJames oh god, the nightmares that thing gave me
@Stettafire6 жыл бұрын
Wait... When I was a kid we had phantom menace on video. I remember it being super blurry, but I thought it was normal? Now as an adult I realise that it must have been a pirate copy :O My grandma once gave me a Stuart Little 3 DVD. 'But it's Stuart Little!' she said, 'You like Stuart Little.' I tried, in the politest possible way, to explain that the original two films were not animated, they were live action and CGI. She looked rather shocked. 'But kids films are animated!' :/
@jakespacepiratee37406 жыл бұрын
She must not be very in tune with the times..
@mspenrice6 жыл бұрын
Show her a double bill of South Park: Bigger Longer And Uncut followed up by Urotsukidoji, see how she feels after that.
@jacksonpercy80443 жыл бұрын
Did your grandma somehow not know about Betty Boop?
@Afrieal6 жыл бұрын
Oh gods, the shot of the menu for The Prince gave me flashbacks from those bad old days of filmstrips with tapes from school days. Yes I am older than dirt.
@tncorgi926 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one.
@VinchVolt6 жыл бұрын
Ah, Catch Me if You Can, a surprisingly good movie that I probably never would've seen or even heard about until now had it not been for me glimpsing an airing of it on TBS one afternoon and deciding to rent it from Netflix. Seriously, it's a really good movie; I highly recommend watching it if you haven't seen it already.
@Takimeko7 ай бұрын
But does it feel like one of Frank's pilot without substance?
@jaeger69196 жыл бұрын
The couch... *_I feel a disturbance_*
@rockncoop6656 жыл бұрын
Syaqir Emeer you mean I feel a dirstibence in the force
@NetNerdy6 жыл бұрын
Office Couch, not the Classic Home couch.
@Mahaveez6 жыл бұрын
If you can't appreciate the creator's vision enough to appreciate the remastered couch even more than whatever the original version supposedly looked like back when anyone remembered that it existed, how can you call yourself a true fan?
@cursedkevin6 жыл бұрын
Please review Toy Story 2 on PS1.
@mysticalb1tch6 жыл бұрын
Syaqir Emeer I'm almost certain this is the couch at the UK KZbin space
@Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew5 жыл бұрын
Stuart Uttle 3: Bought it for son as he request.
@SakurauchiLily6 жыл бұрын
The new hop: A dance that Darth Vader has invented, and that's taking the galaxy by storm!
@wadmodderschalton57632 жыл бұрын
The New Hope, it's the same as the A New Hope 2006 GOUT DVD but even lower-budgeted. (2:40)
@brianartillery6 жыл бұрын
On the 1970's TV show 'Rutland Weekend Television', the producer for most of their 'shows' was someone called 'Al Foresoreskin'. Wouldn't look out of place on a fake DVD.
@KirbyMario12345_9395 жыл бұрын
Frederick Knott was an English playwright and screenwriter that died 17 December 2002, roughly a week before the theatrical release of Catch Me If You Can.
@polishenglish83566 жыл бұрын
I admire Stuart for the ability to read all that nonsense with a straight face :D
@oz_jones5 жыл бұрын
Well... almost straight.
@superwoody622 жыл бұрын
I like your picture
@15-Peter-202 жыл бұрын
👊
@AsymptoteInverse2 жыл бұрын
He got a lot of practice keeping a straight face with Antonio Stella Bottom Tile.
@bloodrunsclear6 жыл бұрын
I love it when bootleggers use bad reviews on their DVDs
@Seantendo6 жыл бұрын
Change the channel name to "Uttles".
@EnderTheDoggu6 жыл бұрын
*_The couch changed_*
@jacobknowles30076 жыл бұрын
It’s the one in his office
@thomasjenkins75066 жыл бұрын
he always uses this couch with alec.
@ewancooper64986 жыл бұрын
Its a bootleg
@Leatherbubba6 жыл бұрын
The world is changing...
@jonmahashintina6 жыл бұрын
sure its not just your monitor?
@gusbaker4u6 жыл бұрын
My dream job is working in the packaging design department for bootleg DVDs
@tncorgi926 жыл бұрын
You'd have to work hard to turn them out any funnier than sheer ineptitude already does.
@Colt45hatchback6 жыл бұрын
Woukdnt be thar hard, just calling anthracite big legged hieroglyphics on the road to someone elses mango, where te team discoverences a fortituded stall where all is bot what it seems.
@WH2503986 жыл бұрын
Notmah Cuppatea Prefciton.
@odinsplaygrounds6 жыл бұрын
I remember watching Blade 2 before it hit cinema... it was a blurry and dark mess, could barely tell what happened at all. We were like 14-15 at the time, and in the early 2000s, just the novelty of having watched a movie months before it hit cinema was so "cool"... even if in actuality it was a rubbish experience.
@mspenrice6 жыл бұрын
I have so many terrible old DivXes that I'm not sure what to do with any more... on the one hand they're painful to watch on anything larger than a small laptop screen from halfway across the room... on the other, replacing them all will be an expensive chore (the real standouts got legitimised a long time ago) and whilst the couple hundred gigs they consume once seemed like a humongous amount of space, it's worth buttons these days...
@milkapeismilky54643 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I think I saw the exact same telesync mess! But at the time, I was just too excited to care.
@milkapeismilky54643 жыл бұрын
@@mspenrice I still have something like 500 burned movie DVDs. The title screens are whatever random crazy shit I decided to put on the disc, usually some completely unrelated steel image like homestar runner for the Lord of the rings trilogy. I was in a very serious accident and could not walk for a while. I spent an awful lot of time "reappropriating" digital content and burning it to DVDs with Nero. Good old Nero, every time I see that logo it makes me feel slightly dirty and guilty....
@superwoody622 жыл бұрын
I like your picture
@WXdestroyer6 жыл бұрын
*Stusrl Uttle*
@JackieTheBold6 жыл бұрын
The New Hop
@dustyhyrax34886 жыл бұрын
Uttle? His name's Buttle. There must be some mistake.
@Da_King_o_yamom6 жыл бұрын
*However, it gets under the surface of Frank’s drive to lose himself in other identities*
@jakespacepiratee37406 жыл бұрын
The bootleg form of Stuart Ashens, Stuart Uttle.
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
Stusrl Uttle: The New Hop.
@seangentry29436 жыл бұрын
I thought the name "Dickey Beer" off the back of that Terminator 3 case was surely a concoction of some foreign bootlegger but no, that's the real stunt coordinator for that film and many others. Learn something every day.
@SPEEDSTER72016 жыл бұрын
Ashens is easily one of the most consistent uploaders of the last decade. He sadly may never be able to buy a new sofa again.
@David3158425 жыл бұрын
7:26 You're wrong there Alec because the film was...Sort of. Warner Bros. distributed the film in North America, while Columbia distributed it for the rest of the world.
@brianhebert615211 ай бұрын
Reminds me of how Titanic's rights are split between Paramount in the US and 20th Century Studios elsewhere.
@ATXVisions6 жыл бұрын
These are the DVDs that you experience using white van speakers and projector setup.
@uubrmanx6 жыл бұрын
pack your bogs and load up the cmping gear, time to answer STUART UTTLE 3:CALL OF THE WILD E.B. White's original novel has been avenged!
@Nytephyre5 жыл бұрын
This one really makes me laugh. I keep returning to watch. I do hope you two continue to do these.
@matthewrice44196 жыл бұрын
The Legend of Stusrl: Breath of the Wild
@jamiemarchant6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@TheRealColBosch6 жыл бұрын
As of this writing, 220 comments. 20 commenting on and joking about the video, 200 whinging on about the different couch. Jesus wept, people.
@romulusnuma1166 жыл бұрын
TheRealColBosch over 100 of the coach comments are also jokes.
@tncorgi926 жыл бұрын
I'm enjoying them. Sofa, so good.
@m2db7726 жыл бұрын
And 1 moaning about youtube comments.
@TheRealColBosch6 жыл бұрын
That's me! Good job!
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi3 жыл бұрын
12:57 Still a better watch than the Prince TV series on HBO.
@TheWoundedFoot6 жыл бұрын
I was drinking a glass of wine while watching this and nearly did a spit take when Stuart said "Pack your bogs"".
@nathancarbo6 жыл бұрын
Solar Temple whats so funny about bogs?
@TheRealLumpySpirit6 жыл бұрын
Nathan Carbo It’s a british term for the toilet I believe. Please correct me if I’m wrong.
@jakespacepiratee37406 жыл бұрын
Porta-Pottys are horrible! So, its a good idea to pack your bogs!
@krashd6 жыл бұрын
And we call those Portaloo's, we don't even hyphenate!
@thejdhe76816 жыл бұрын
Did you guys ever find the gamechild bootleg
@rammuploads6 жыл бұрын
It's featured in the other Pirate DVD Showcase
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
Carl Howes I wonder if there's a pirated DVD version of Jesus, Bro! And Kickassia.
@Levleup6 жыл бұрын
Carl Howes the actual dvd. Apparently what they found was a rip of the disk
@exakelgaming6 жыл бұрын
the blurbs are like if someone wrote the text in english, translated it into Chinese and then translated it back into English.
@tncorgi926 жыл бұрын
After a bottle of sherry and a few hits of kratom.
@zwz.zdenek6 жыл бұрын
Not even close. It's simply typed from a print by a Chinese person. I don't reckon you'd fare so well trying to type some Chinese text.
@mspenrice6 жыл бұрын
+EckZaKel That's probably exactly what's happened, at least for some of them. +zwz-zdenek ... I dunno, that seems like it'd be too much effort for yer typical bulk pirate. It's probably OCRed instead. They're very OCRish mistakes.
@Clay36136 жыл бұрын
I lost it too when they cracked up at the misspelling of Stuart Uttle.
@TheCulturalBomb6 жыл бұрын
Having to wait almost 3 years for a video sequel is so Ashens.
@Helldhaz6 жыл бұрын
The "smooth jazz" was neither smooth, nor jazz. I want my money back.
@ronen_khazin6 жыл бұрын
I love that almost all the credits on the back of Catch Me If You Can are wrong.
@irtbmtind896 жыл бұрын
I think I downloaded that cam of Episode 2 in 2002 on my school's T1 line lol. IIRC most cams then were distributed as MPEG-1 VCD images. Video-8 tape put through multiple rounds of shitty lossy compression yo.
@ajtstvandmusicarchivechann15856 жыл бұрын
Natural Mystic you can still buy them in china. Brand mew films as well (official ones not bootlegs)
@mspenrice6 жыл бұрын
kxSVCD better though... (no, I'm not making that acronym up) ... quasi DVD resolution plus 2-pass variable bitrate encoding and a custom MPEG matrix. Get your movie onto just two, or if you're jammy even a single CDR, and still have it be fairly watchable. I used a flavour of it to cram Spirited Away onto a single 8cm mini CD once, without using MPEG-4... it was a touch blocky on the highest motion scenes, and was best viewed on a 14" CRT TV (which happened to be all I had at the time), but it worked... Modern chinese VCDs are a sort of variant of that, essentially half-rez DVD spec video recorded on CD instead... though the only reason to keep them going now is for people who never upgraded their SVCD players to DVD, as the blanks are about as much as each other and DVDs take hardly any longer to encode and burn vs how things were for us VCD experimenters 15+ years ago.
@milkapeismilky54643 жыл бұрын
Oh my God! VCD reminds me of SVCD, which was fit on an audio CD. I had dozens if not hundreds of those format burned on to audio CDs in the early noughties. Back when blank DVDs were actually expensive. I actually have something like 500 blank DVDs now, people just give them to me from time to time because they aren't worth anything anymore. Very useful for backing up my games collection!
@SIGBizzle6 жыл бұрын
“Pack your bogs...” great start 😂😂
@beautyforashes20223 жыл бұрын
Omg, I've got a stitch in my side because I'm laughing so hard. 😂
@nathanforester59936 жыл бұрын
'Christopher Walken, excellent as always'. Excellent is an understatement.
@theartofmakingsense6 жыл бұрын
Ashens posting videos at times to suit insomniacs :)
@I_will_pet_your_dogs6 жыл бұрын
Or Australians :P
@Knifegash6 жыл бұрын
Or, he's uploading videos on the other side of the planet, where it's day when we're at night. And also, you don't have insomnia because you want to stay up late looking at your tiny bright screen.
@grimsleybishopafton58402 жыл бұрын
@@Knifegash I bet you're fun at parties
@Knifegash2 жыл бұрын
@@grimsleybishopafton5840 I bet you're such a unique and original person.
@rzeka6 жыл бұрын
The first one was one of my favourite ashens videos, I'm really happy to see a sequel!
@YarcoTV6 жыл бұрын
Terminator 3 WAS released by both WB and Columbia at the same time just in different territories. I was in China in 2004 and visited a DVD store with hundreds of titles yet could only find one original disc which was a region 3 import from Hong Kong.
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
Stusrl Uttle 3: The New Hop! (Alternative title: Stusrl Uttle 3: Adventures In Tax!, the Accountant's Edition.)
@Ryusuta6 жыл бұрын
I propose that that DVD menu music be the new theme song of this series.
@js100serch6 жыл бұрын
If you could come to mexico, you would have a field day with these pirate DVDs. We have tons of those, also CDs, toys, videogames, blurays too.
@Wolfsbane11006 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing your tweet asking about the E-wing fighters. Holy shit you record these videos stupidly far in advance.
@doubtfulguest54506 жыл бұрын
To be fair, when he tweeted has nothing at all to do with when he actually filmed the video. I'm currently thinking about an essay I have to write, but I won't actually write it for a couple of weeks.
@user-st7rq3sn7v6 жыл бұрын
I know a Stuart uttle..... he says he was never paid for it
@SkyTheLeafeon3 жыл бұрын
When Stuart said cel-shaded I wasn't expecting Wind Waker-looking graphics. A pleasant surprise!
@SonicBoone56 Жыл бұрын
Having Episode 2 explained to you is still better than actually watching it lol
@weberman1736 жыл бұрын
yes "angriff der Klonkrieger" translates from german into english as Attack of the Clones(well rather Attack of the Clone Warriors.. but close enough)
@yaboijjonah._.18156 жыл бұрын
I like how on the t3 box , the stunts were done by dicky beer
@specialagentbigsmoke64796 жыл бұрын
I found the batman begins cards from one of his old videos in a water park in crete.
@conky78196 жыл бұрын
Just minutes before this was uploaded I was considering buying a Neon Genesis Evangelion bootleg off of Ebay due to the official releases ungodly price tag... reconsidering after watching this in fear of wasting my 20 bucks.
@rzeka6 жыл бұрын
Conky it might be funny tho
@gebs1236 жыл бұрын
Anime bootlegs can be worse then other bootlegs. Especially if you need the subtitles to understand what is going on. I had a friend buy a Darker than Black DVD that had the video partially cut off, and the subs were were obviously translated Japanese->Chinese->English.
@conky78196 жыл бұрын
TempoFunktron Pretty sure you're thinking of the right one. It's got the whole series plus both films across 4 DVDs. Says "Animation City International Limited" on the back. Also if I do end up purchasing it I will most certainly burn the porn parody to a DVD.
@PartnershipsForYou6 жыл бұрын
You haven't torrented it yet? lol?
@GlassesnMouthplates6 жыл бұрын
Nine Genesis Ewanmcgregor.
@hotlavatube6 жыл бұрын
The yellowed episode 2 cover is likely due to the cheap red printer ink fading with uv exposure over time. It's a common problem with red inks.
@TheToyBoy19786 жыл бұрын
Hotlavatube its actually an inherent problem with the colour red, it happens with red paint and plastic too.
@TobbeTheDude6 жыл бұрын
Thats David Belle in Brick Mansions not Gerard Butler. He is also in Banlieue 13 and Banlieue 13: Ultimatum which are also featured on that dvd.
@jamesoblivion2 жыл бұрын
Ironically, after seven years' wait, the official DVD releases also ported the Laserdisc transfers for the theatrical cuts. 😂😭
@TheSmart-CasualGamer4 жыл бұрын
There's a prototype E - Wing in Revenge of the Sith, which basically looks the same but with more guns.
@Yeahmenoodle6 жыл бұрын
I found a bunch of Pirated Star Trek TV shows at a thrift store one time. It was just a bunch of regular discs with regular printer paper with logos of Star Trek glued onto the disc. It looked like a regular DVD but I thought it looked funny so I opened it (they were in clear DVD cases) and the paper lable was coming off because the glue wasn't strong enough. The best part is that it was kinda like a Goodwill store where people donate items so they didn't make any money off of it.
@jonnys8sumthin6 жыл бұрын
I actually have that Batman Begins DVD. It also came with quite a nice sleeve with the same GLARING mistake on the back. Still, a fantastic copy.
@1980sGamer6 жыл бұрын
I audibly said "no fucking way" when this showed up. I commented on an earlier Ashens video saying that I wanted to see another one of these. He listened!
@mothcub6 жыл бұрын
It was all for you, you lucky thing ;)
@mothcub6 жыл бұрын
I imagine 1980sGamer might be joking ;-)
@1980sGamer6 жыл бұрын
go away... That's not my ego talking bud. I'm pleased that he made a part 2.
@macofalltrades6396 Жыл бұрын
We know now why Bruce Willis did all those short cameos...
@dominateeye6 жыл бұрын
These Pirate DVD Showcase videos are worth the wait. I swear, they're some of the best content on this channel.
@wisteela6 жыл бұрын
I still have a Harry Potter from a charity shop to send it from last time, plus an extra I found. I have a bootleg Cobra game for the GBA that has a review slagging it off on the box! I will have to feature it on my channel eventually.
@wisteela2 жыл бұрын
@@KlonoaPrime And that has what to do with this?
@loleyeduntcare6 жыл бұрын
Warner Bros. Was in charge of the USA release, Columbia Tristar distributed the movie in the UK.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
I think that was the case for Terminator Salvation.
@M4R14NO946 жыл бұрын
Nope, same thing for T3; Warner released it in the US, while Columbia released it everywhere else. ...though even then I doubt there's been a release by both companies simultaneously as that bootleg DVD implies. lol
@frasermacleod53736 жыл бұрын
You're an incredibly witty man, young Ashens! Your videos are far too addictive for my own good!!
@theworldscoolestloner6 жыл бұрын
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING HOORAY
@smb-c3po6 жыл бұрын
Stuart, the funny thing is already sounded like a pirate anyway. Are there more pirate-themed action figures you could review? Maybe both official and bootleg 'cause it's been some time. Especially since you haven't done a Poundland Special in ages.
@CatalinaMaxCisternasJofre Жыл бұрын
I'm laughing for the poorly written Stuart Little 3 synopsis.
@GlassesnMouthplates6 жыл бұрын
I'm wholeheartedly proud to hear Stuart acknowledging my country as the Mecca of Pirated DVDs.
@blobbem6 жыл бұрын
"Pack your bogs..." I am sold.
@blackrat91776 жыл бұрын
The starwars episode two that reads Angriff der klonkrieger translates from german to english attack of the clone warriors
@tncorgi926 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised it was that accurate of a translation.