Pirate DVD Showcase 3 | Ashens

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@OliverKCohen
@OliverKCohen 6 жыл бұрын
"Bought it for son as he request" Words to live by
@Agumon5
@Agumon5 6 жыл бұрын
Stewart will go down in KZbin history as one of the greatest content creators of our generation.
@TheCheekPunisher
@TheCheekPunisher 6 жыл бұрын
This is the Zodiac speaking
@OliverKCohen
@OliverKCohen 6 жыл бұрын
@@TheCheekPunisher I bet his name was Arthur Loigh Allen
@UberNeuman
@UberNeuman 6 жыл бұрын
"It's not the bootleg he deserves but it's the one he needs."
@Gnomelotte
@Gnomelotte 6 жыл бұрын
That line should really become a meme. :-D
@classicangus4097
@classicangus4097 6 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you didn't notice on the cover for the dark knight batman had a milk moustache. The pic was taken from a got milk ad lmao.
@LilNucleus
@LilNucleus 6 жыл бұрын
Classic Angus I know I actually just noticed that when I went onto Google and search that got milk Batman and found this out LOL
@Dee_Just_Dee
@Dee_Just_Dee 6 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! It's tough to spot at a glance thanks to the low resolution, but you're absolutely right! 😂
@JVOFH123
@JVOFH123 6 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else noticed
@LibraGamesUnlimited
@LibraGamesUnlimited 6 жыл бұрын
I had to go back, pause it and enlarge it to full screen but there it is. :)
@Zerobob26
@Zerobob26 6 жыл бұрын
You are indeed correct, which cements its position as the best DVD cover in existence.
@HeadsetGuy
@HeadsetGuy 6 жыл бұрын
"Bought it for son as he request" was, in fact, an Amazon review. The title was "Bought it for son", and the reviewer gave it one star. One person found the review helpful. EDIT: Okay, since some people don't believe me, it's on the UK Amazon, not the US.
@user-ny5vp9be8v
@user-ny5vp9be8v 6 жыл бұрын
Source?
@stefanocampelli2694
@stefanocampelli2694 6 жыл бұрын
I call for help from the Ashens' followers! Let's us all upvote that two years old Amazon review!
@Thebossstage1
@Thebossstage1 6 жыл бұрын
I need that source
@gunnartenan3893
@gunnartenan3893 6 жыл бұрын
Headset Guy Source please?
@ShadowOfNexxus
@ShadowOfNexxus 6 жыл бұрын
Actually not true i checked all amazon reviews it was maybe removed but definitely doesn't exist anymore
@timthememer2785
@timthememer2785 6 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, David Finchor! He dirocted one of my favourite movies, Foght Clob!
@Tubeite
@Tubeite 6 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the rip off version of that called Thot Club.
@mitchh3092
@mitchh3092 4 жыл бұрын
Boy, no love for So7on?
@dannystavs2003
@dannystavs2003 3 жыл бұрын
XD That comment is legendary!
@WH250398
@WH250398 10 ай бұрын
You don't tolk obout Foght Clob.
@Whoa802
@Whoa802 9 ай бұрын
​@@WH250398 I'm a huge fan of The Gome.
@TheGoldSwordSquad
@TheGoldSwordSquad 6 жыл бұрын
“Some men just wanna buy for son because he request”
@Reynsoon
@Reynsoon 6 жыл бұрын
WE LIVE IN A BOUGHT IT FOR SON BECAUSE HE REQUEST BOTTOM TEXT
@raymondpjoyce
@raymondpjoyce 6 жыл бұрын
hes like a wild dog wouldnt know what to buy for son if he requested it
@Mick_92
@Mick_92 6 жыл бұрын
this says a lot about our socie
@WH250398
@WH250398 6 жыл бұрын
Ha... Ha... Hee... Hee... Haa... I thought my grammar was bad.
@bcsb
@bcsb 6 жыл бұрын
If, tomorrow, I tell the cashier that, like, I'm buying a movie because I want to see it, or because I have fond memories of the film, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that I'm buying for son as he request, WELL THEN EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!!!
@zh84
@zh84 6 жыл бұрын
The blurb for "G" is taken from the user-submitted plot summary for the film on the IMDB. At least, the start of it is. Then it goes a bit mad...
@PHANTOMCOWGIRL
@PHANTOMCOWGIRL 6 жыл бұрын
COMPLEX TRIANGULAR RELATIONSHIP BREAK!!!
@coyoteartist
@coyoteartist 6 жыл бұрын
Funny I've heard that as a description of the actual book The Great Gatsby. The Then it goes a bit mad bit.
@jlferris5995
@jlferris5995 6 жыл бұрын
It's honestly not wrong.
@burp2019
@burp2019 5 жыл бұрын
*COMPLEX TRIANGULAR RELATIONSHIP BREAK!!!*
@Del129
@Del129 6 жыл бұрын
The Batman knock off cover comes from a "Got Milk" advertisement. If you look closely, you can make out a milk mustach on Batman.
@oliviasmith9033
@oliviasmith9033 6 жыл бұрын
The disc with the tiny Taken sticker is the funniest thing I've seen all week 😂
@fornaxian
@fornaxian 6 жыл бұрын
COMPLEX TRIANGULAR RELATIONSHIP BREAK!
@Meximagician
@Meximagician 6 жыл бұрын
HIT THE LEVER! (why do I feel like that was a conditioned response?)
@Offensive_Username
@Offensive_Username 6 жыл бұрын
C-C-C-COMPLEX TRIANGULAR RELATIONSHIP BREAK!
@Redhotsmasher
@Redhotsmasher 6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like bootleg subtitles (a la "Backstroke of the West" or whatever it was called) tried to literally translate the name of an attack in an anime or something.
@pascalfarful952
@pascalfarful952 6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something you'd yell before a freetime jazz improvisation.
@YTDeepshock
@YTDeepshock 6 жыл бұрын
@@pascalfarful952 Or an elaborate 3 person combination attack against a giant rampaging kaiju.
@IxodesPersulcatus
@IxodesPersulcatus 5 жыл бұрын
I once found a Chinese pirate DVD with literal Lorem Ipsum text written on the back of the box.
@andymadden8183
@andymadden8183 5 жыл бұрын
I once tried to translate part of Lorem Ipsum. Google Translate decided it said "Clinical Is.".
@TheBrianJ
@TheBrianJ 6 жыл бұрын
I used to play bass for Complex Triangular Relationship Break.
@DriIfty
@DriIfty 6 жыл бұрын
The Dark Knight Movie Reviews: "Amazing movie!" "5 Stars! Watched with kids!" "Amazing quality! Loved it!" "Bought for son as he request"
@CJODell12
@CJODell12 6 жыл бұрын
Still more trustworthy than the fake 10 star reviews for Oogieloves on IMDB.
@WH250398
@WH250398 6 жыл бұрын
I honestly think the IMDB reviews on The Dark Knight are completely ridiculous. It's great, but... 9/10 avarage???
@CJODell12
@CJODell12 6 жыл бұрын
But Oogieloves is universally regarded as a terrible movie that insults the intelligence of its audience. There's a reason the Razzies nominated it for Worst Picture.
@DeckyStrikesBack
@DeckyStrikesBack 6 жыл бұрын
"Never arrived" "Return process was straightforward "
@DeckyStrikesBack
@DeckyStrikesBack 6 жыл бұрын
@@CJODell12 funny you mention That, I noticed yesterday it is now a 6.2 on IMDB!
@shieldssafc
@shieldssafc 6 жыл бұрын
I like jam and cream on my doloted scones
@dutrius3118
@dutrius3118 6 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm... Cornish Clottod Croam and Jam Scones.
@DASyam-tb7qt
@DASyam-tb7qt 6 жыл бұрын
Fock
@davovovovovovo
@davovovovovovo 6 жыл бұрын
Preferably with a dinner of roast boof preceding it?
@sh1leshk4
@sh1leshk4 6 жыл бұрын
@@davovovovovovo With Shia LeBoof?
@5roundsrapid263
@5roundsrapid263 6 жыл бұрын
In America, we make them savory and call them boscoits.
@TheWoundedFoot
@TheWoundedFoot 6 жыл бұрын
16:11 Surprised they didn't notice that Taken's running time is listed as "Hour 89 Minutes 20299".
@jaysshittyvideos3039
@jaysshittyvideos3039 16 күн бұрын
I know I'm 6 years late, but 20299 minutes is ~338 hours, plus 89 hours is 427 hours. Meaning according to the box the movie is ~18 days long.
@Halfpipesaur
@Halfpipesaur 6 жыл бұрын
Please put "Bought it for son as he request" on the DVD release of the Polybius Heist
@HO-bndk
@HO-bndk 5 жыл бұрын
And include doletod scones as a special feature!
@rolfs2165
@rolfs2165 5 жыл бұрын
@@HO-bndk Hmm, scones ... :9
@Alex-fv2qs
@Alex-fv2qs 3 жыл бұрын
Featuring Stusrl Ashon
@30thcenturyhomer
@30thcenturyhomer 3 жыл бұрын
@@HO-bndk do you mean deleted scenes
@30thcenturyhomer
@30thcenturyhomer 3 жыл бұрын
@@rolfs2165 you mean scenes
@lokp7
@lokp7 6 жыл бұрын
i could spend the whole day watching their reaction to the broken english in these DVDs, unfortunally there aren't many of these episodes
@LeafseasonMagbag
@LeafseasonMagbag 5 жыл бұрын
You can wait for the next one. It will come in anywhere from one month, to three years.
@nadiayorc
@nadiayorc 5 жыл бұрын
Doletod Scones Zodiac Deciphorod honestly made me produce tears from laughing so much
@andrewflashchannelgibbs5384
@andrewflashchannelgibbs5384 6 жыл бұрын
I am living in Shenzhen and we have high quality packaging on the pirate dvds. Also, where they used to be sold in plain sight, I now have go to a special door and go into a “secret dvd shop.” Makes it much more exciting.
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 6 жыл бұрын
LIke a 'black market' of DVDs?
@andrewflashchannelgibbs5384
@andrewflashchannelgibbs5384 6 жыл бұрын
Roadent1241 Yes: I went to the usual shop and found no knock off dvds- shock. The owner then said “dvd?” After my reply I followed her to the sixth floor, past the nail bar to a bare steel door. She gave the special knock and there was the shop! All laid out as before- categorised and labelled, except moved lock, stock and barrel to the hidden room on the sixth floor.
@cultistofgyarloth
@cultistofgyarloth 6 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder if China now also has national collecting agencies that get a cut from the legitimate DVD sales, like other countries. I suspect previously they didn't have so they didn't care about piracy then, but perhaps now they do?
@leons.kennedy2747
@leons.kennedy2747 6 жыл бұрын
That's cool. They used to sell them pretty openly in Spain but the Guardia Civil started cracking down on them and we don't see them any more :( My parents used to buy tons of them too, until they finally listened to me and realised I can pirate fucking anything in high definition at any time.
@aqua-b7r
@aqua-b7r 6 жыл бұрын
Are they all this entertaining, or are these cherry picked?
@brycevo
@brycevo 6 жыл бұрын
I love these Bootleg movie videos. Thank you Stuart.
@sh1leshk4
@sh1leshk4 6 жыл бұрын
*bootlog movie vidoos
@ahandsomefridge
@ahandsomefridge 6 жыл бұрын
goodmeuning
@byebye1813
@byebye1813 6 жыл бұрын
And Alec!
@ricksanchezsflask8794
@ricksanchezsflask8794 6 жыл бұрын
Stuart does not think you're welcum to watch his vidoes.
@AnxietyAddict
@AnxietyAddict 6 жыл бұрын
Theis ar nutural moves, jus fayke moves. Stuert welcombes all god peiple and submarines to witch his vidios ass long az they thump the vidio with lykes
@LeafseasonMagbag
@LeafseasonMagbag 6 жыл бұрын
My mother recently purchased a pirate DVD without realizing it. She apparently didn't notice the crappy sleeve it came in, the terrible photoshopping on the back, or the fact the title of the movie was WONDER WOMEN.
@LeafseasonMagbag
@LeafseasonMagbag 4 жыл бұрын
Jiggly I think I gave it to a friend for Christmas
@licensetodrive9930
@licensetodrive9930 6 жыл бұрын
I once saw a pirate DVD of ET, he just wasn't the same with that eye patch, wooden leg and a parrot on his shoulder squarking "Phone home!" every few minutes.
@burp2019
@burp2019 5 жыл бұрын
*squarking*
@MordecaiTheAwesomeBluejay
@MordecaiTheAwesomeBluejay 6 жыл бұрын
*Commented for son as he request*
@TheGoldSwordSquad
@TheGoldSwordSquad 6 жыл бұрын
I recently found a Zorro dvd knockoff that was called Zoppo
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a film about a clown if you ask me. Mostly because it reminds me of Zippo's Circus.
@lawrencecalablaster568
@lawrencecalablaster568 5 жыл бұрын
Probably translated using an alphabet in which "r" looks like "p", like in Cyrillic & Greek.
@hexyko4850
@hexyko4850 5 жыл бұрын
@@lawrencecalablaster568 Definitely the case. In Cyrillic "Z" is "З" but "Z" is often used for stylistic purposes and in the case of Zorro, it's inevitable.
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a long lost Marx Brother :p
@sinisterteaser4464
@sinisterteaser4464 5 жыл бұрын
Soppy
@papayer
@papayer 6 жыл бұрын
even the couch is bootleg! damn stuart, you really get in the role every time don't you?
@Meme_Lor
@Meme_Lor 2 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@jonothanthrace1530
@jonothanthrace1530 6 жыл бұрын
My favorite Hendrik song is "Are You Experienc"
@TheGlitched64Reads2
@TheGlitched64Reads2 6 жыл бұрын
You guys never heard of Dolotod Scones? Man they are great, you get some cream on those, some proper raspberry jam, oh mate, you're living it.
@rayvenkman2087
@rayvenkman2087 6 жыл бұрын
They are the cream of the crop.
@lightsaberlordp373
@lightsaberlordp373 3 жыл бұрын
@@rayvenkman2087 Doletod Scones taste great with raspborry jam and clottod croam
@BlitzPlay
@BlitzPlay 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, I couldn't make it past "The Dark Knight" box. In-tears and can't breathe. Holy shit, it's killing me. That's just plain amazing.
@FartFace115
@FartFace115 6 жыл бұрын
"Bought it for son as he request" -Bruce Wayne...
@h_espeliz3347
@h_espeliz3347 6 жыл бұрын
"This is the Zodiac spoaking!"
@Redhotsmasher
@Redhotsmasher 6 жыл бұрын
"Listen carefully, I shall say zis önly wönce"
@ACBlackJ0ck
@ACBlackJ0ck 6 жыл бұрын
Doletod Scones is gonna be my future username
@etrigan8544
@etrigan8544 6 жыл бұрын
Mine is going to be Zodiac Dociphorod
@fooball4589
@fooball4589 6 жыл бұрын
Johnny Takigero mine is going to be “Bought it for son as he request”
@MysteryMii
@MysteryMii 6 жыл бұрын
Mine is gonna be Dioctor David Finchor.
@krashd
@krashd 6 жыл бұрын
"For the first time in 30 years we've got all 4 members of Doletod Scones in one place and they are gonna take us through some of their biggest hits."
@rayvenkman2087
@rayvenkman2087 6 жыл бұрын
@@krashd "Including their most successful album: This is Zodiac Spokeing."
@jlan7844
@jlan7844 6 жыл бұрын
I think I might have found the strangest bootleg DVD, and not just by the contents but by how I acquired it. One day when I was at college I went to my car to go shopping, and when I got in I noticed something white underneath my windshield wiper. At first I thought it was a parking ticket, but it turned out to be a bootleg DVD in a plain white sleeve and a semi-well done printing on the front. But this wasn't just any old bootleg, it was a bootleg Hustler's video. To this day I still have never figured out why someone left a random bootleg porno pinned to the windshield of my car. I don't even know how long it had been there exactly, but it must have been there at least overnight since it was damp and it had rained the evening before. At least I hope that is why it was damp considering what kind of DVD it was.
@maxscardanelli6185
@maxscardanelli6185 6 жыл бұрын
Was the actual film any good?...
@jlan7844
@jlan7844 6 жыл бұрын
Putting a mystery DVD in my computer would have been a bad idea so I didn't, and I didn't have a dedicated player. The only reason I know it was a porno is because the disk had the Hustler's logo on it an a couple of naked women. Oh, and a "beaver hunter" joke for the title.
@cygil1
@cygil1 6 жыл бұрын
Drunk college kids, bought dvd for laugh, didn't really want it. Put it under random wiper. Not a big mystery, surely?
@jlan7844
@jlan7844 6 жыл бұрын
Well if you live in an area where that kind of thing is easy to get that might be the case, but I live and went to college in a very conservative state that makes it difficult to acquire porn. I think there are only like three or four porn shops in the entire state due to the excessive taxes they put on them. So yeah, if you buy porn where I live you had to REALLY want it. Heck, the reason I know all this is because the campus I was on went into an uproar when they instituted new conduct rules that included monitoring people's internet usage to block them from accessing porn sites on their private computers. They really have a hate for porn here.
@MrJasonMcintyre
@MrJasonMcintyre 6 жыл бұрын
"Doletod Scones" 😂😂😂
@Buretsu
@Buretsu 6 жыл бұрын
Mm-hmm. Those are my favorite, with just a bit of blockborry jolly.
@WH250398
@WH250398 6 жыл бұрын
@@Buretsu Oxactly
@lightsaberlordp373
@lightsaberlordp373 5 жыл бұрын
@@WH250398 That was so funny and yos it's funny with the Diroctor
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 5 жыл бұрын
I liko thom plain with buttor, maybo raisins, sultanas
@AuroDHikoshi
@AuroDHikoshi 6 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for blurb which basically is a diary entry "I watched this with Colin. He tried to get me bra off"
@Aalborg42
@Aalborg42 4 жыл бұрын
"Didn't get bra off, I give it 1 star out of 5": Colin
@archgirl
@archgirl 4 жыл бұрын
Erling Hansen Talk about your complex triangular relationship break...
@TheMariostarr
@TheMariostarr 6 жыл бұрын
This is what I live for, bootleg pirated dvds.
@Lost_n_Found_1
@Lost_n_Found_1 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know whether to laugh or just feel sorry for you.
@WH250398
@WH250398 6 жыл бұрын
That's quite sad actually
@TheMariostarr
@TheMariostarr 6 жыл бұрын
Guys.... it was supposed to be a joke. Jesus man, this here isn't the only thing that makes me happy. Though I will admit, it is rather funny seeing people react to this comment like this.
@WH250398
@WH250398 6 жыл бұрын
@@TheMariostarr It's not like i'm being completely serious either XD
@Lost_n_Found_1
@Lost_n_Found_1 6 жыл бұрын
TheMariostarr You think I was serious? *WHY SO SERIOUS!?*
@DriIfty
@DriIfty 6 жыл бұрын
"At last, quality high definittaun" - Ashens 2018
@JordanJamesAW
@JordanJamesAW 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, I nearly died at "This is the Zodiac Spoaking"
@IvanKinkle
@IvanKinkle 6 жыл бұрын
Thought you two were holding hands! 😂
@DVSCHEF
@DVSCHEF 6 жыл бұрын
that only happens when the camera is turned off
@vanomxxx
@vanomxxx 6 жыл бұрын
👬👨‍❤️‍👨🌈👬
@trevrr
@trevrr 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@Jayfive276
@Jayfive276 6 жыл бұрын
Pirate DVDs? Opportunity missed with the intro. "Boop beep, boop beep, beep boop, AH-HARRRRR!"
@PanAndScanBuddy
@PanAndScanBuddy 6 жыл бұрын
Or like old bootleggers, yeeeee hawww
@harrychapman8246
@harrychapman8246 6 жыл бұрын
watched this video, requested by son
@Macho_Fantastico
@Macho_Fantastico 6 жыл бұрын
Broken English, the gift that keeps on giving.
@worldcomicsreview354
@worldcomicsreview354 3 жыл бұрын
Back when the price of DVD's dropped through the floor, I saw some official releases of low budget films with packaging just as well designed as this. And the blurbs were just copied from IMDB, sometimes abruptly truncated because they ran out of space.
@SextonHardcastle85
@SextonHardcastle85 6 жыл бұрын
Did the Batman dvd cover just solve the zodiac murders?
@m8lolz278
@m8lolz278 6 жыл бұрын
Jako Gyllonhaal is the zodiac
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, everything's solved the Zodiac Murders nowadays.
@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 3 жыл бұрын
*murdors
@XYZB0RG
@XYZB0RG 2 ай бұрын
committed by son as he request
@WH250398
@WH250398 Жыл бұрын
Would love another episode of this! Absolute gold.
@GabrielMartinez-pe6ln
@GabrielMartinez-pe6ln 10 ай бұрын
Same here
@smnrave
@smnrave 6 жыл бұрын
this is the best dvd showcase so far, bought it for son as he request
@hoganbentle3582
@hoganbentle3582 6 жыл бұрын
"Dolotod Scones, Zodiac Deciphorod!" Yells Voldemort, as he attempts to finally kill Harry Potter.
@EmeraldLavigne
@EmeraldLavigne 6 жыл бұрын
Listening to Sequelisers while driving home. Pull up YT, click on Ashens. Who pops up? The Ploughman-Ashen Experience! 🤘🤯🤘 Life ALWAYS needs more PvA!!!
@AidanFarren-Hart
@AidanFarren-Hart 10 ай бұрын
*You either die a hero, or you live long enough to buy it for son as he request.*
@ChrissieBear
@ChrissieBear 6 жыл бұрын
G is a gangsta version of The Great Gatsby.
@enigma776
@enigma776 6 жыл бұрын
I do believe the Simpsons did a parody of it too.
@CanthusOfCandE
@CanthusOfCandE 6 жыл бұрын
@@enigma776 south park did it too....we didn't the start the flame wars.
@billymountiii5788
@billymountiii5788 Ай бұрын
It is. I looked it up
@adrienfourniercom
@adrienfourniercom 6 жыл бұрын
"I Woll Lok For Yo, I Woll Fond Yo...Ond I Woll Koll Yo" Classic.
@sebastiana7252
@sebastiana7252 6 жыл бұрын
thank you for the amazing video Stuart, i really enjoyed it
@HGShurtugal
@HGShurtugal 6 жыл бұрын
They knew who the best batman and joker are.
@IanC14
@IanC14 6 жыл бұрын
@Eragor 1498 yes, exactly.
@KasumiKenshirou
@KasumiKenshirou 6 жыл бұрын
There's a KZbin video from a convention where someone asks Kevin Conroy about his thoughts on Christian Bale's Batman voice. He said something like actors need guidance from the director and that someone should've told Bale that his Batman voice sounded ridiculous. He then reads some of the dialog from those movies in his own Batman voice.
@reallyryan_
@reallyryan_ 5 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed so hard "bought it for son as he request"
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 6 жыл бұрын
Complex Triangular Relationship Break! aka one of the deeper animoos out there.
@abzhuofficial
@abzhuofficial 6 жыл бұрын
I died of laughter when I saw that.
@wolfpax181
@wolfpax181 6 жыл бұрын
I have that couch. Time to get some of my DVDs and pretend I'm Stuart!
@LambdaObjection
@LambdaObjection 6 жыл бұрын
That 'Dark Knight' DVD might be the best bootleg palimpsest I've ever seen
@thekatiemonster3839
@thekatiemonster3839 6 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe ashens has made 3 20+ minutes videos dedicated to DVDs about pirates.
@GothitallicaALT
@GothitallicaALT 6 жыл бұрын
TheKatieMonster. Pirates are a Popular subject for films
@maxscardanelli6185
@maxscardanelli6185 6 жыл бұрын
However this video is only 18 minutes and 40 seconds. Not 20+ minutes as you said.
@thekatiemonster3839
@thekatiemonster3839 6 жыл бұрын
Oh no, your one of THOSE people :O
@GhostHax0r
@GhostHax0r 6 жыл бұрын
@@thekatiemonster3839 you're * I win above all.
@thekatiemonster3839
@thekatiemonster3839 6 жыл бұрын
Oh no, you’re also one of THOSE people.
@vintagedoctorgonzo
@vintagedoctorgonzo 6 жыл бұрын
Screw my sleep schedule, there’s an Ashens video at quarter to 1 in the morning
@spaghet2798
@spaghet2798 6 жыл бұрын
Adam 2:50 here
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 6 жыл бұрын
I must admid, the hands confused me in the begining.
@absurdjoebob
@absurdjoebob 6 жыл бұрын
The 15000 pounds broke me, I have been laughing for a good 15 minutes.
@EllEmm1313
@EllEmm1313 6 жыл бұрын
Legally changing my name to Zodiac Deciphorod.
@NobodyWhatsoever
@NobodyWhatsoever 6 жыл бұрын
Dicorctor killed me. I don't know why nothing else made me laugh as hard.
@rayvenkman2087
@rayvenkman2087 6 жыл бұрын
It's like someone with a very thick accent trying to pronounce director and that's the result.
@DevonPalmer98
@DevonPalmer98 6 жыл бұрын
You should frame that taken disc
@brycevo
@brycevo 6 жыл бұрын
In a world of Gray Sofas and Pirates, we have... Bootleg movies.
@Exowave1
@Exowave1 6 жыл бұрын
I think the part that nobody else is talking about that had me in stitches is when Stuart opened up the Taken case and it was just a cd with a shoddily placed sticker
@muke001
@muke001 6 жыл бұрын
"G" was an "urban" take on the Great Gatsby that came out shortly before the one with Leonardo Dicaprio in it.
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 6 жыл бұрын
I could sure go for some tea with doletod scones.
@Jrodsly
@Jrodsly 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Taken actually did come out on UMD properly, but it only came out in Europe. Not that anyone probably cares, but still.
@imfsresidentotaku9699
@imfsresidentotaku9699 2 жыл бұрын
Don't act like everyone is you.
@KasumiKenshirou
@KasumiKenshirou 6 жыл бұрын
"Finchor Diroctor's cut of Allen 3 is slightly betterthan the thoatrical cut." -no one in particular
@Scooter_Roundwell
@Scooter_Roundwell 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Finchor! My favorite Masters Of The Universe character. You never saw him cos he was too busy playing in birdbaths and eating seeds to go fight Skeletor.
@ziginox
@ziginox 6 жыл бұрын
Doletod Scones Aaaah I can't breathe!
@8mu-
@8mu- 4 жыл бұрын
16:24 My Favourite Ashens Moment
@thereisnocontenthere
@thereisnocontenthere 6 жыл бұрын
These are your most entertaining videos, please never stop sharing these bootlegs
@jonothanthrace1530
@jonothanthrace1530 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sure somebody's made it already, but I want to see a Taken parody where it turns out his daughter is just getting married and he can't cope with the idea of her not needing him anymore.
@Class-X198X
@Class-X198X 6 жыл бұрын
This is why I've subscribed to Stuart's channel; seeing these pirated movies with Engrish descriptions is always amusing. I was in STITCHES after Deloted Scones.
@kierancampire
@kierancampire 6 жыл бұрын
I would love if that was how movie cases were actually done *Looks at back of DVD case* "Mmmmhhh i wonder what this film is about?" "I went and saw a 5 PM showing of this movie once, it was quite good" Excellent, just what I'm in the mood for? XD
@CJODell12
@CJODell12 Жыл бұрын
2:02. “COMPLEX TRIANGULAR RELATIONSHIP BREAK!”
@SteelyPhoenix21
@SteelyPhoenix21 6 жыл бұрын
Local viewers represent! I am from lowestoft, but love these bootleg dvd reviews. Love it keep it up ashens.
@lightsaberlordp373
@lightsaberlordp373 5 жыл бұрын
8:10 This is the Zodiac Spoaking My mothor made me some Doletod Scones for Afternoon toa!!! 😃😄😀😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
@SailorMaxie
@SailorMaxie 4 жыл бұрын
16:25 "Disc printing is my passion"
@HelloThereUniverse
@HelloThereUniverse 4 жыл бұрын
2 years ago, I laugh out loud at 11:27. 2 years later, I still can't stop laughing at 11:27. 😂😂
@LilNucleus
@LilNucleus 6 жыл бұрын
5:38 The back is the fucking best laugh that you’ll ever have guys.
@jamesoblivion
@jamesoblivion 5 жыл бұрын
When a bootleg DVD cover has so much bananapants shit going on, you completely overlook Batman's milk mustache.
@canadianfurrytrash906
@canadianfurrytrash906 6 жыл бұрын
"Bought it for son as he request."
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 5 жыл бұрын
Love these bootleg movie/dvd videos. Thank you! Stuart should do another one if he finds more
@HaydenX
@HaydenX 6 жыл бұрын
I just pictured an anime-version, Rule63-ized Liam Neeson called "Liam Neesan" Anyone who wants to draw a female Qui-Gon with a lightsaber in one hand and toast in the other would be my hero.
@Redhotsmasher
@Redhotsmasher 6 жыл бұрын
...Rule 63? Which one is that?
@HaydenX
@HaydenX 6 жыл бұрын
Rule 63 is ""If a character exists, there is sex-swapped fanart of that character"
@Redhotsmasher
@Redhotsmasher 6 жыл бұрын
@@HaydenX Ah.
@RAFMnBgaming
@RAFMnBgaming 6 жыл бұрын
Liam Nee-senpai!
@andrewhunt7328
@andrewhunt7328 2 жыл бұрын
@@RAFMnBgaming nani? 🤣🤣
@JambopaulGamerInPJs
@JambopaulGamerInPJs 6 жыл бұрын
Please make more of these bootleg dvd videos.
@RAFMnBgaming
@RAFMnBgaming 6 жыл бұрын
Please naje more bootleg dvds china.
@vladmomot5058
@vladmomot5058 6 жыл бұрын
Dear Lord Almighty, I laughed so hard on the DK one, I can't remember when was the last time I lost it on this level. Thanks, Ashens!
@JugglerOfWords
@JugglerOfWords 3 жыл бұрын
COMPLEX TRIANGULAR RELATIONSHIP BREAK!!! (I suddenly wanted to shout this, but I also don't want to wake up my neighbor, a nice old chinese lady who would be very much confused by this... but on the other hand it would perhaps be fitting to shout this while one of her grandchildren plays the piano, badly.... a suitable and not so quietly staged tragedy)
@natedetailscars
@natedetailscars 6 жыл бұрын
I love the Chinese IMDB bios of the actors on Cloverfield.
@222o-u3t
@222o-u3t 6 жыл бұрын
This episode was hilarious! Thanks guys.
@richardcastro-parker3704
@richardcastro-parker3704 6 жыл бұрын
FYI Miramax did have a logo like that at one point in time.
@Renegadeprof
@Renegadeprof 6 жыл бұрын
The Dark Knight DVD case must have been made by the Gods XD
@davidroberts5250
@davidroberts5250 Жыл бұрын
8:34 'This is zodiac spoaking.' 'Its that guy from Allo Allo.'🤣🤣🤣
@blobbem
@blobbem 6 жыл бұрын
Wow, that "Taken" disc cover. Great effort, guys.
@VampireSlayer94
@VampireSlayer94 4 жыл бұрын
The bit on the back of the DVD of The Dark Knight where there were o's instead of e's reminded me of a Two Ronnies sketch where they did the same thing.
@matthewday7565
@matthewday7565 6 жыл бұрын
My local ones are scrupulous at weeding out pirate ones, maybe too much - do all the genuine ones have holograms?
@krashd
@krashd 6 жыл бұрын
You are more likely to find them at thrift stores rather than at record/DVD stores. My local record stores are meticulous at rejecting pirated and bootleg stuff but junk shops and charity shops will take anything in and put it a price tag on it.
@WH250398
@WH250398 6 жыл бұрын
"We have a cinematic classic, "G". "I have *G* eniunly never heard of this film." Subtle genius XD
@WhiteStars12
@WhiteStars12 6 жыл бұрын
16:26 I have never laughed so hard in my life
@johnschatz9829
@johnschatz9829 Жыл бұрын
*COMPLEX TRIANGULAR RELATIONSHIP BREAK!!!!*
@MysteryMii
@MysteryMii 6 жыл бұрын
So is this a recurring segment now? (like Poundland and Hunger Breaks)
@maxscardanelli6185
@maxscardanelli6185 6 жыл бұрын
If it is, I'm not complaining.
@jadeyxboox
@jadeyxboox 6 жыл бұрын
I bloody well hope so
@achievementbird2641
@achievementbird2641 6 жыл бұрын
“It’s probably Great Yarmouth” brilliant
@thehjt7071
@thehjt7071 6 жыл бұрын
AchievementBird I’ve got a caravan there and it’s full of the biggest chavs that’ll mug you with a nerf gun
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