Pirates of the Caribbean Starring Johnny Depp is Fantastic! - Talking About Tapes

Tony and Johanna review Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. In this Podcast/Movie Review of the first entry in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise they will go into all the things that make it fantastic. Like the top notch fight scenes, the great direction by Gore Verbinski, and the iconic performance by Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow!
Capt. Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) arrives at Port Royal in the Caribbean without a ship or crew. His timing is inopportune, however, because later that evening the town is besieged by a pirate ship. The pirates kidnap the governor's daughter, Elizabeth (Keira Knightley), who's in possession of a valuable coin that is linked to a curse that has transformed the pirates into the undead. A gallant blacksmith (Orlando Bloom) in love with Elizabeth allies with Sparrow in pursuit of the pirates.
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[@HackTheMovies]

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[@harleyjackson3708]

Thinking of Geoffrey Rush, you should do Mystery Men.

[@krisjohnson7150]

Tony please do mouse hunt it’s a great cult classic

[@FinalFantasyfan233]

Nice review

[@PomeloRetro]

I work for Ubisoft and we don't even know what's happening with Skull and Bones.

[@generalpotato9140]

I like the Pirates Sequels, not as good as the original but still fun movies

[@spencer6709]

Tony actually knew like almost all the characters names !

[@pentelegomenon1175]

what can I say, he's a pro

[@robk.6591]

[Insert Amber Heard joke here]

[@patrickcharles6983]

Wow, last time Johnny Depp was concerned about a bottle of booze, Amber Heard was coming at him with 1.

[@robk.6591]

@@patrickcharles6983 Haha! Good one!

[@mitchconner187]

But the rums gone!

[@adhirg]

“the code is more what’d you call guidelines than actual rules…” - the best line in the movie. I think Geoffrey Rush as Captain Barbosa was one of the best parts of this series. he was the best part of Mystery Men too lol.

[@harleyjackson3708]

They need to do Mystery Men.

[@WolfHreda]

Dammit, Tony, you can't pander to an audience if you tell them you're pandering to them.

[@HackTheMovies]

I'm so bad at this!

[@WolfHreda]

@@HackTheMovies that's okay. You're still famous KZbin movie critic, Tony from Hack the Movies.

[@Franklin_W_Dickcheese]

Reddit: "You are without a doubt the worst movie reviewer I've ever heard of!" Tony: "But you have heard of me!"

[@HackTheMovies]

I literally make that joke hahaha

[@herr_crustovsky]

Tony who?

[@wellsshady]

@@herr_crustovsky Toan from Massacre the Cinema, you know him?

[@ahm42]

Which I’m sure has zero the do with being affiliated with Sleepy James Woof

[@wstine79]

"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Tony Sparrow."

[@freemovies3524]

support Johnny Depp, cancel Amber Heard

[@YaBoyJRock42069]

Curse Of The Black Pearl is great. I even like the two following films (to a lesser extent). Its after At Worlds End where it loses me EDIT: love Tony's shirt

[@snusemcgoose1001]

Same, the first original trilogy has a great beginning middle and end

[@lutherheggs451]

The 4th was god awful because they clearly had no idea for a story, so they stole a book about Blackbeard and just shoehorned in Jack Sparrow and Barbosa which is why the Pearl and the entire crew were shoved into a bottle. Dead Men Tell No Tales had an alright premise and atleast was an original story....Just doesn't help when all your actors are acting like garbage trash, everyone in that movie just seemed bored and acted like they were bored.

[@ashleyp3662]

Talkin ta ta talkin bout tapez.

[@wstine79]

I remember this movie being sold out on opening day. My buddies and I saw League of Extraordinary Gentlemen instead. Thankfully, we saw it on the Saturday. I love this movie.

[@ImpulseKidEntertainment]

“The code is more what’d you call guidelines than actual rules. And the guidelines are more what you'd call zig-zags and squigglies”

[@patrickcharles6983]

Pirates of the Caribbean did a hell of a lot better of a job with the ghost pirate concept than the 2005 version of "the Fog", that movie was about as bad as "Haunted Mansion".

[@mitchconner187]

Diffrent budgets id imagine

[@theflail]

Tony in Dark Knight Rises is like the new Kevin Bacon

[@danmann861]

Yes, Trevor Goddard was doing a cockney accent in MK that was mistaken for Australian. The funny thing is Kano in the later MK games adopted the Australian accent because of this mistaken accent.

[@incredibad9946]

I’ve literally been bingeing the movies for the past two days. Literally midway through the first I was like, I wonder what tony and the gang would say about the movie.

[@xNero819]

"Literally" being used in 2 different ways, both unjustly wrong....

[@jamesfiggins7757]

Can we talk about Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World?

[@deatheater356]

I think that’s actually the movie that snubbed pirates and got to use the titanic pool instead lol

[@PTyler88]

Bootstraps, Bootstraps 😂👍

[@jstratton1981]

Agreed however I'm heavily biased as I used to babysit my little cousin a ton back when these movies were new. She used to use my own older ruffio playsword from hook as well as the sword she had from her capt. Jack costume and we used to play around and pretend we were pirates and the house n yard were our ships/towns/scenery. She grew up to be a decent artist and an awesome adult. I'd like to think I had a small part in that.

[@HeyFella]

Gore Verbinski’s whole Pirates trilogy in retrospect is great. They don’t make uncompromising weird blockbusters like that anymore. There’s a scene in the third one that’s basically an avant garde silent movie sequence. We didn’t know what we had.

[@MrSpectre81]

I really really really want that “Drugs” shirt. I want to wear it to work. I’m sure my supervisors would love that.

[@bradford2177]

I like all the guests but sometimes I wonder did they really pay attention to the movie or did they just print out the Wikipedia page to refer to during the show, Johanna though seems to really know the movie, you know she watched it and paid attention and was interested, whether the movie was good or bad. She also has a good sense of humor. I like the shows with her the best.

[@danielmisenhelter]

I understand your concerns about mouse hunt likely being a bust for you views wise, but I had it on vhs and saw it a bunch of times. Would definitely watch it if you do a video on it.

[@chrisolivo6591]

You have to review more bad movies. Nothing funnier than you guys ripping a movie to shreds for 2 hours!

[@Roberto_Valencia]

I was 18 when this movie was brand new.

[@modest1989]

18 years before you were brand new as well

[@hidochung7833]

Tony your videos always makes me laugh and happy so keep up the great work and I'm looking forward towards your review of alien 3 and jungle cruise

[@JONNYSORENSEN_AU]

Where im from we pronounce 'alien in the jungle' as "predator"

[@gordgar0943]

Muppet Treasure Island, you say? Can't wait for that episode

[@dang9059]

I feel like tony and Johanna are gonna get back together

[@fwobebe5164]

1:06:42 Why's one of the ears missing a chunk?

[@inlovewithbusted]

I was wondering that too

[@therealcoffeenation4701]

The review calls to us !

[@guitarhero8110]

Tomorrowland is technically a theme park attraction movie.

[@joep6742]

Sea chanttees i want to play assassins creed now and do some whaling

[@zappacrappa100]

Anne Bonny was the female pirate she sailed in a pirate crew of Calico Jack Ransom with a second female pirate Mary Reid

[@_Pauper_]

I think they both avoided execution for a sec. because they were both pregnant. I might be misremembering

[@F3rnDoGG520]

Okay weird flex naming Anne Bonny.

[@andrewcordell8304]

I love this movie!

[@CharlesKhan]

I played a talking octopus in Dungeons and Dragons that was wearing a man suit pretending to be a pirate. I did all sorts of fun pirate stuff like having multiple old timey pistols ready to go. But my favorite thing I did, I bought barrels of black powder and we rolled them into a dungeon and then i had the wizard shoot a fireball into the opening of the place. We collapsed the entire dungeon. Mission accomplished. You can tell what year I was playing based on the release of the first Jonny Depp pirate movie.

[@rout200]

But Tony, I thought “Video games are for children”

[@pseudodidact3956]

Wait Haunted Mansion was Disney? I swear to god Nickelodeon aired that movie once! Reminds me of when Cartoon Network aired Jurassic Park 3 in 2005 (my first time seeing that movie.)

[@707tinman707]

Yall should date again. 😊

[@MrRobot1984]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say “Pirates of the Caribbean was supposed to be the next Star Wars”

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

Ever lol

[@Eisenwulf666]

Well they were trying since the beginning to make it the next big thing, the advertising campaign and the merchandise were massive. You couldn't open a can without seeing Depp's face. Everyone was kinda waiting for more movies, a trilogy probably. So the similitude works IMHO. Also it was incredibly popular among teenagers, especially girls I must say. I was too old for it maybe, so I didn't see it in theaters, but most girls I dated were aware of it and some loved it

[@Spintechfilms]

Thats Got to Be the Best Movie Reviewer Ive Ever Seen

[@slycooze150]

Justice for Johnny!

[@piggybackride89]

YES! More of these two

[@ChaseMC215]

There is a video game based on Pirates Of The Caraibbean, a few, with the Bethesda pulished one based on the films, in name only, it's really just another game in the Sea Dogs series called Sea Dogs 2, it was called Pirates Of The Caraibbean because the Sea Dogs series isn't as well known in the US than in the country of origin.

[@unclegumbald989]

It’s amazing how this film should *never* have worked. Just the perfect maelstrom (ha) of directing, writing, *cinematography* , acting (for the most part), editing, sound & SFX… and the music. I hope you guys go back and check out at least 2 & 3. Sure, they’ve got some stuff that’s cringe & useless, but there is some gold in there too… *especially* with the characters and **more especially** with Davy Jones and Bill Nighy’s portrayal of him. The music especially shines in 2 & 3 as well!

[@countorlokdx1]

Trevor Goddard, I felt had a great career ahead of him. Have you ever seen his ultra-low budget movie Hollywood Vampyr? Brain Damage Films (look up their catalog, LOL) released it back in 2002. It also co-stars Muse Watson, the villain from the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies.

[@chickenmanman]

Yessss so excited, love this movie

[@robertbarron283]

This became an instant favorite of mine. So much so that I saw it at least three times in theaters. Every last nook and cranny of this film is perfect. My youngest daughter had a handful of my dvds she'd always rewatch when she was 5, blk pearl☠ was one. I can't think of a better hero entrance other than Jack Sparrow, off the top of my head. Also, first & foremost Mouse Hunt is an amazing piece of cinematic triumph, period. And Tony, I'd take it as a sign of disrespect if u didn't review it, and with your lovely cousin Joanna of course👌🐁

[@PomeloRetro]

I saw this before it came out in the cinemas. My family went on the Disney Cruise and they had a movie theatre on board that was showing it. Seeing it whilst on a ship, when not seeing any of the trailers or promos beforehand, blew my teenage mind.

[@modest1989]

Stop making up stuff

[@Mumraw_]

Everyone forgets about the 1997 Disney movie Tower of Terror with Steve Guttenburg and Kirsten Dunst thats based off a Disney ride. Also Jungle Cruise was great! Similar to The Mummy.

[@DaysoftheNow]

When discussing Disney movies based on theme park rides, does anyone remember Tower of Terror? It believe it was a TV Movie and it starred a young Kirsten Dunst and Steve Guttenberg. I never hear anybody talking about it.

[@DonJuanDecepticon]

How did noone else that had the coins turn into a skeleton? Elizabeth had it for a while

[@OCxMetalhead]

think its only the ppl who took it from the chest

[@DonJuanDecepticon]

@@OCxMetalhead word

[@themeaninternetman4058]

she won't watch The Office but she did a re-watch off One Tree Hill? This actually explains alot about her personality

[@DirtBoyTrilla]

'Maelstrom' was the greatest ride to ever exist at a Disney Park. Please review 'Under Wraps'.

[@ed_carnby3431]

Dayum I dont care what anyone says. Johanna is very pretty, and so damn adorable when she gives Tony eye rolls. I was 13 when this film came out, this was the film me and my older sister saw the most. Then they rereleased the film in theaters casue it did so well.

[@adpainter77]

I did not care for these movies! I gave them a chance but to me I just don’t get the appeal. Sorry.

[@taylorjohnson421]

please make a comp of tony talking about dark knight rises. because awareness is half the battle

[@biguy617]

The first one is great. The sequels are crap. I almost like the 4th one because of Jack’s chemistry with Selma. I wish they got rid of the vampire mermaids and made them regular Mermaids.

[@PureEvil1138]

Johanna is my favorite guest ( I know, I say this every time)

[@StuffLikeGames]

[@Supermanjonny96]

Please do the sequels for these movies! I love them all except 3 is a little disappointing.

[@oduinn7948]

A poppet is a puppet, but means doll so year similar to something like "dear" or "hon".

[@erikbrock5444]

Kissing Orlando Bloom is always consensual. His hotness invalidates legal statutes.

[@Not_4uoo]

If the Pirates don’t feel anything in the hot coals shouldn’t hurt them

[@ChaseMC215]

Controdiction?

[@_Pauper_]

Queen Anne’s Revenge is not named after Henry’s executed queen. Different Queen Anne

[@TheVgrey]

Caribe

[@sabinfigaro7334]

Tony dropping Blackbeard references...

[@Mattyorme]

09:40. Light touch paper. Stand well back........

[@willdurfee4211]

If he says up front that hes pandering...is it still dishonest?

[@sabinfigaro7334]

I remember cutthroat island! At least the cover art lol...

[@StevenDNA86]

The first 3 Pirates movies are great. 4 and 5...eh.

[@geraldgutsueii3324]

a poppet is a doll

[@cthulhupthagn5771]

which is still a cutsey name for a woman

[@loganw4633]

Tony seemed like something was wrong

[@pauliewalnuts2527]

I think star wars is mediocre and over hyped.

[@simonelli9496]

Fun fact about the sword Will presents to Govenor Swan! If you follow the story of just the sword you'll realize that it's the sword that Davy Jones stabs Will with in At Worlds End!

[@ChaseMC215]

Will crafted the sword, only to have it plunged into him in the third film. Yikes.

[@talkinbox]

Dark Knight Rise reference 3:23 He shot me!

[@BB-ij6ro]

Tony, I hope your channel grows but real talk minimize you an all guest of past relationships with co host. I support those that been simce day 1. Its just to me a layer of something I can consume that I can do without. You all together make me feel unscripted wacky and I gravitate too. Just when old shade is thrown it feel to me like reheated potatoes....yeah it fills up but its just enough for me to not complain or be satisfied. I support you kust voicing as a loving follower

[@BB-ij6ro]

*I support you just voicing as a loving follower

[@vegetasolo1221]

Pirates of the Caribbean is amazing 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@andrewsolomon2313]

Hey Tony, where can I buy one of those shirt?

[@JadedJester739]

That last min didn't actually get the claim did it?

[@jcsfo0trub874]

That was an interesting intro😂

[@IPreferSirNicholas]

Yay Johanna!

[@elproducto78]

And Gore did Rango which is awesome

[@wesleywolfe2]

Nothing like talking to your ex on KZbin, Mad Respect Mr.Tony

[@HackTheMovies]

We broke up like 13 years ago and were friends in high school before that. It's no big deal.

[@jimmylarson7856]

Dead Mans Chest is the best of the series

[@narakhin3936]

Hyped for this 😎

[@hinglemccringleberry1932]

man jungle cruise was bad

[@ecparrish46]

Do the peanut butter solution

[@Eisenwulf666]

Johanna and Tony (from Hack the Movies!) is always a great reviewing duo. I must admit I don't care for the "pirates of the Caribbean" movies, but I'm biased since an ex I had was SOOO much into them, we watched them all 5 or 6 times. Not in the right order btw. This wasn't even Netflix and chill, actually :"be quiet I'm trying to watch this" kind of deal. No sexy times allowed.

[@janderjanus2036]

Please do Mouse Hunt!!!

[@Thecatdrums3]

The second one is better

[@contrast-ratio]

Little Nicky please

[@kyleyoung4727]

Johanna has tiny hands

[@DooMSlayer-yn3ks]

Please Do Mouse Hunt!! I watched that all time growing up. My parents had a van with a TV/VCR in the 90's and I had a few movies that I had doubles of that one would be in the van and I would usually throw mouse hunt in when the tv wasn't getting a good over the air signal. I still watch it every year. Everyone in that movie is amazing.

[@kamenrangerzeo8251]

Tony doing a reenactment of Pirates of the Caribbean. Captain Tony trying to say parley Crystal: Parlay Tony: That's the one. Parlay Newt: Parlay, damn to the depths what ever mutt came up with the name parlay. Tony: That would the French.

[@spottyhead]

Robin Williams uses the word "poppet" in Mrs. Doubtfire when talking to the audience at the end of the movie. So yeah, I guess it's a term of endearment

[@oomskamirth3740]

Just watched Indiana Pirates of The Mummy Romancing Jungle Cruise there. Meh

[@devinmorse3607]

Cutthroat Island is one of my favorite pirate films. However, what really killed that film is poor marketing.