Pirates vs. All Factions - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

[@lordyeetusthe3rd895]

We just gonna ignore the fact that the captain shot a bearman out of existence at 15:16

[@theboy-hc1dv]

Thank you for noticing

[@jaryncarbajal6448]

His name is the jarl and I was rolling

[@Blueoneisback]

No i think he shot him so hard he somehow clipped through the ground 15:15

[@lottieharris520]

😊 yes we are lol

[@janekaallen7473]

That was hilarious

[@Hahaczyk]

CaptainSauce: They can’t deflect a scatter shot, can they? Samurais: *Observe*

[@GDO9099]

Grace Tober At least they don’t have storm arrows Yet

[@stickmanmageofthelordtacha4917]

WurksBrother99 you mean *MINI GENJIS SAYING I NEED HEALING*

[@Gojirafan-lo5ws]

DEFLECT God: Fool

[@Castro_3k]

He loves firework shots so he loves Honzo

[@coolsceegaming6178]

Grace Tober you mean genji, hanzo’s an archer, genji is a samurai that deflects bullets.

[@christopherdelacruz9728]

If you go into the settings, you can enable the secret units for use in the campaign. Hope this helps

[@Johanimate]

He said in one of his tabs vids that be doesn't want to use the secret units bcuz he wants a challenge

[@saadsaad-jh8dd]

@@Johanimate yeah he shouldnt enable all units for campaign

[@gamersgamestorm8291]

You can?

[@boltman4749]

Yes

[@lottieharris520]

I guess we see more of the clam jam 🌊🌊🌊😁😁😁🥰

[@breadmannington]

I love when Sauce takes control of units and congratulates his fellow units

[@bmello3547]

9:39 Imagine having a gun that literally shoot one of the most dangerous monsters in Greek mythology to another dimension.

[@carnivl1903]

Captain: D i s a p p e a r

[@kikkomaki5385]

And in 15:16 he just made that Jarl disappear

[@destruckriverivera5227]

i wish i had that gun

[@jigokunohi6538]

Wow

[@TheGreatAshenOne]

@@kikkomaki5385 and turned his weapon into a scimitar

[@rayrxr9464]

15:15 MAN that bear head just had a shot from the captain's gun in the face so hard that he vanished !!!

[@potatoyeeter890]

And he also turned his weapon into a scimitar XD

[@YeeterDude]

bear go adios

[@injun_gaming]

jarl* dumbass

[@MrAnimator_hii]

“There’s 58 guns for 12 cavemen!” A few moments later: 2 cavemen Me: Really? 58 shots and you only killed 10 people?!

[@epicfail7874]

Yeah 4 guns a caveman and only 10 dead, tabs units have no skills 90% of the time when it comes to aiming

[@kodi3722]

Flintlocks don’t insta kill or do much damage at all

[@rubyboi5819]

There wasn't 12. There was only 10 cavemen.

[@dtotheawesome8182]

There was 12

[@rubyboi5819]

No. I counted them. There was 10. Cap was only GUESSING how much there were.

[@anubisx6460]

His whole army being brutally murdered -Captainsauce “Noooooo the birds died too!

[@gundamepyon3532]

Forget the person the birds matter oooh they should make the unit creator then have the birds put on the scarecrow

[@gundamepyon3532]

Confuse the enemy

[@haydyn.]

Bird lives matter

[@thespanishinquisition3229]

We will start a riot screaming “BIRD LIVES MATTER”

[@henrymcgraph7675]

lol

[@xxRAINA1xx]

The only time “ yass queen slay!” Has been used accurately.

[@xxRAINA1xx]

ShepTheBep lol it was like 3 am when I used Speech to Text to write this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@five_bits9377]

*totally accurately*

[@coolsceegaming6178]

Whos queen slay?

[@st8qb]

ShepTheBep derpywaffles literally wrote the same word you did he did not misspell anything

[@st8qb]

also: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK YES QUEEN SLAY IS A PERSON WAFFLES AND CAP JUST SAID THOSE WORDS BECAUSE THE CAPTAIN JUST SLAUGHTERED SOME UNITS!!!

[@tydezx]

5:22 this guy was mourning the loss of his friend in combat... so sad. ~Meanwhile~ Cap: "I think you broke that guy's leg, You better finish him off." 1 Like = 1 Prayer for Cap's next victim's well being

[@d.altounian244]

Captainsauce “What beats a lunatic with an axe?” Me “What about a hedge maze?”

[@TheGreatAshenOne]

I dont get it

[@Julian_0536]

Haha

[@tfordham13]

@@TheGreatAshenOne i think it's from a horror movie from the 90s

[@kainlocke9934]

@@tfordham13 The Shining?

[@coolsceegaming6178]

Kain Locke if I had to guess I’d say that’s what they’re refrencing, after all, the lunatic did have an axe.

[@WreckinPoints11]

“The blue kingdom had... 3 kings.?” Sparta had two at all times

[@YeeterDude]

@Flareto well then my old account is gone Yeet

[@seradginasuioloer8727]

Very rare Sparta is interesting

[@YeeterDude]

@@seradginasuioloer8727 *in Sparta,you get thrown off a cliff*

[@seradginasuioloer8727]

@@YeeterDude , and in Soviet Russia, cliff throws you

[@YeeterDude]

@@seradginasuioloer8727 lol

[@Manxine14]

“They went full blown t-posing bird god” - Cap 2019

[@questionablegaming3260]

I haven't even seen the video yet and I know it's gonna be a good one just from that quote

[@MrErple]

Wah. Wah never changes.

[@bluxy8358]

Rileybrasby2008_gaming WWAAAAAARRRRRRRIIIIIOOOO

[@chocobear4078]

@Dimitri 'Nic' Calo which person are you talking about?

[@johnwick2570]

Ava Smith tain America

[@padenyetter5135]

7:35 the queen straight up kicks the king into the catapult ball

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

Oof wombo combo

[@ButterTofu1]

oOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@mayapal2747]

also she used her two swords to attack both berserkers at once

[@c.r.0.w878]

At least someone else noticed

[@lampymic]

She’s literally the most badass unit in tabs

[@jpmac1119]

"Really a barrel!" Hay! You can't forget about the hay!

[@shade19yearsago34]

TABS logic

[@chiefocelotzilla.ofx_3517]

Yeah Artemis can shoot a bow whith one hand

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

@@chiefocelotzilla.ofx_3517 can't you?

[@kicrokocak]

@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 n- wait can you?

[@st8qb]

name: the horse and some toast the horse: *eats some toast* me: :D

[@Purple84923]

Remember when CaptainSauce said in the closed alpha? "Keep Spanking those Cannons!!"

[@veridliley9722]

The renaissance map is really cool it has a couple areas where units can be placed in sniper positions or buildings

[@Asmoden2989]

BUT most of the time they decide to actually use their path finding and fall off the building like the dummies they are

[@eriadin]

20:30 The artist in front of the Four-Eyes is like "I didn't sign up for this sheet"

[@gaelhernandez9862]

It's 5 eyes sorry for correcting you

[@MrAnimator_hii]

It was extremely dark when I opened this video. I was greeted with the uhh, hold on! 1..2..3..4..5..Okay, I was greeted with the 5 eyed artist. I almost died. From fear or laughter, I can’t tell which

[@movedtokychwithafoxwithagr5217]

"Hohoho, and a bottle of rum, and and extra big bottle of screw you" Omg I died

[@dargon7]

@Purple Crewmate but with no profile pic people dont like actually funny comments they rarely do they only like the comments sith NO ONE and stolen stuff :/

[@jigogamingandreview9207]

@@dargon7 umm

[@bipboopbeepistheclown4661]

So did the scarecrow

[@thisisanameyoudontlike9226]

damn....it omg died....rest in pepperonis gacha life person.

[@cappedmelon1412]

Greeting fellow person who is too self conscious to put their own face on the interwebs

[@goonsdemise]

There's nothing I love more, than watching Cap playing TABS.

[@devynkelly9827]

So true😂

[@raideranimator6091]

I like the feeling of being super dehabilitatingly hungry, and then your noodles are finished and you can feast on, like, 15 packets of noodles.

[@alexcao2825]

13:49 that Valkyrie: look at my moves, guys! (the one in the middle)

[@chaiisthekingdogo445]

“When in doubt blow them up” Captainsauce 2019

[@lsIe]

Wow....this dude just got roasted so bad.I kinda feel bad

[@demaniwest4283]

I wish that there was shoot them and then blow them up and then stab them cuz why not plus with the renaissance man that has that many eyes I think he's going to need some surgery to get at least four of his eyes removed then he can be a cyclops and he won't have to look in every direction

[@samanthajones8377]

Someone liked this comment as the 100th like a second before I touched it SCREW YOU!!!!!

[@chaiisthekingdogo445]

When your an idiot so you use your entire name so everyone knows who you are.

[@GDO9099]

When in doubt C4

[@iamverylazywithnames4528]

"this is meant to be slow-pitch softball, not dark souls!" - CaptainSauce 2019

[@Arctic7985]

I love how cap just gets turned on every time he's winning.

[@thatoneradiohost2737]

ArcticFox Gaming ???

[@Sheilazulu1]

@@thatoneradiohost2737 8ll

[@thejanitor279]

@everyone ard

[@thejanitor279]

Try to find that shit out!

[@wellifailed392]

*wait*

[@dtotheawesome8182]

“Nothing counters a lunatic with an axe” -Captain Sauce 2019

[@ggmallika6682]

what about another lunatic with an axe??

[@rodrigatorx2266]

A lunatic with two axes

[@ChiefSnake]

What about a hedge maze

[@Timebomb-EJ]

​@@ChiefSnake Is this a shining reference?

[@imaweeb8417]

“That way we can keep the kings tied down” -CaptainSauce 2019

[@imaweeb8417]

I know he acknowledged it in the vid that’s why I quoted it

[@limberhawk5568]

You but

[@imaweeb8417]

Dimitri 'Nic' Calo so true I’m desperate

[@Funnylegoguy]

15:16 was hilarious because that shotgun pistol that the captain had just made that jarl disappear from reality.

[@GhostHelwig]

Watching the Pirate Queen dance through her enemies is awesome, even if those enemies are occasionally abominations. 😂 This game is so freaking weird.

[@60framespersoup]

14:37 He actually looks incredibly sad when they die...

[@CICellDirectorCairmann]

No one not a damn soul: Me: watches sauce and screams reeeeeeeee everytime a battle starts

[@Seezay63]

Kamdus TDC need some medicine care and a big bottle of salt?

[@certifiedmoron6348]

HOLY SHIT GUYS I WAS LAUGHING AT THIS COMMENT FOR HOURS ADGFHAGAGFD

[@wholphin4166]

3:10 man just slaps a bird to another map like it’s nothing, badass

[@RB-vj9he]

Painter:IM AN ABOMINATION! have you seen your QUEEN?

[@goosehonk5034]

"Just clap those godly cheeks" - CaptainSauce 2019

[@randomchannel3609]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lukamtc9188]

after all these years you're still an amazing content creator and I love it

[@tahaiskara335]

15:15 when the yarl got ereased from existence I fell to pieces laughing

[@The_Negotiator_Official]

0:01 when you open your third ey- sorry fifth eyes

[@maxdukhovskoy1406]

15:15 that Jarl on the left disappeared!

[@tonyqi2373]

15:15 the yarl just evaporated When he got shot

[@spamtonspamton3403]

15:16 The captain hit that jarl so hard he no-clipped it to the back rooms

[@Name_Pendingg]

captainsauce (CS): sees a bunch of units close together also CS: "I wonder if we can bomb them"

[@leventejurkovics1080]

I mean hiroshima had a lot of people close together too

[@thesauceman2529]

9:44 Captain:Nothing personal kid. Minotaur: Shi- Gets shot in the back and sent across the whole battlefield.

[@crisiswtf1873]

If I see another: Captainsauce 2019 comment im going to throw my phone

[@austinator1318]

It just keeps going - Captainsauce 2019

[@bigmolerat7048]

"Touch his bum. You know you want to" -Captainsauce 2019

[@mewingmew]

Scp is going on there are gone for lunar serpent was the first day of school

[@donniexiong6306]

I'm sorry little one

[@turtleyoutuber3837]

JustHunted: I don’t like captain sause 2019 comments The reply section: so you have chosen death

[@The_Real_Inky_Boy]

9:39 the captains gun be like "BE GONE THOUGHT!"

[@shiptopotatoland5497]

The Demon King What’s the thought?Apples?

[@biggishmantis6437]

15:16 I think the captain shot that jarl out of existence XD

[@drivenarcher5263]

I know it’s a bit late, but if you end up against ranges units, combo the blunderbuss to take the hits with harpooners to drag them close. They do have a purpose, though only occasionally useful.

[@lebarondevalois605]

lol a bit late

[@trashgamer7396]

"I feel like history has proven that guns are dead at this point" Captainsause 2019

[@Von_Karma]

*deadlier*

[@trashgamer7396]

Wdym

[@trashgamer7396]

How

[@Undersans]

@@trashgamer7396 You heard what he said wrong. And didn't even put quotes.

[@trashgamer7396]

Im so dumb I'm fix that

[@99percent_weirdo]

3:09 Look at the flintlocker at the left of the screen!! He just smacks that bird into next week!! 😂😂

[@sirwrench1088]

Y’know that moment when your about to go to sleep then Cap decides to upload... >:|

[@JLandsmann26]

Same

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

No i don't know it cause he uploads when I wake up!

[@unsaltydoggo7637]

15:15 Are we just not gonna talk about the jarl that got shot so hard by the captain that he quite literally disappeared from existence?

[@staceyhudson3072]

Cap: no meele units for pirates Pirate queen: am I a joke to you

[@BIGGAMERBOY-vt5vi]

The captain blew that guy into another universe at 15:14

[@The_Wallflower]

11:57 anyone else see that dude jump the lightning bolt?

[@Har0114]

3:09 bruh moment crow got thrown onto another dimension

[@jeaniewon5381]

Yay I just notice.😂😂😂

[@donaldsluder5375]

“That way we can keep the kings tied down.” Captainsauce ~2019

[@desiterdane4286]

@Dimitri 'Nic' Calo I don't think he has heard of it

[@donaldsluder5375]

I know right?

[@skarlet1640]

imagine if that when the captain dies the birds just attack

[@notme5664]

Supreme champions

[@nagapandian]

“ *HOW DARE YOU KILL MY DADA* “

[@romanxfire5thepokemondude457]

:)

[@squirrel_is_the_new_black]

5:46 did u know that Kings or pharaoh's sometime split their kingdom and have multiple people ruling so it's much easier to deal with. That might be the case.

[@quangkhoa9917]

What an innocent soul...

[@squirrel_is_the_new_black]

@@quangkhoa9917 I'm actually not it's the fact that I'm culture d

[@skellebrains-lu4do]

20:33 biblically accurate painter.

[@bentittl309]

“This is supposed to be slow-pitch softball, not Dark Souls!” Captainsauce 2019

[@Notathumbtack]

I’ve been watching ur Chanel for ages and love it and by “for ages” I means 4 yrs

[@dylan_day9731]

10:36 that's about137 bullets being fired almost all at once

[@thejackaroochannel7283]

134

[@Commander_Appo]

15:15 wait where’d that jarl go. It just vaporized from the Captain bullets

[@dakaitodd1955]

anyone else notice that the pirate queen does a fencer/painter dodge, and the captain does a parry like the teacher?

[@sinisterstream1798]

15:16 the captain shot the teddy axe guy out of existence

[@madison2394]

“When in dought blow me up.” Captain sauce-2019

[@theodolan1740]

Joshua Bw dought?

[@keanux5906]

*doubt

[@madison2394]

he’s literally 9 years old. chill out 💀👎🏻 - his sister.

[@keanux5906]

@@madison2394 ok

[@theodolan1740]

Ok

[@senpaikaroo]

Put Blackbeard against a Dragon, it will blow you away when you see what he does to it. XD

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

“YAAAASSS QUEEEN, SLAAAYYY” -Captainsauce 2019

[@juliangacha984]

Watch the captain and the Jarl at 15:15-15:16 the captain one shot and head shoot the Jarl

[@obunga7249]

7:30 perfect timing for cannon shot

[@grantpotter4819]

"They just went full blown tposing bird god right off the bat" -captainsauce 2:30

[@99percent_weirdo]

15:16 what happened to the Jarl??

[@Magicmarina]

Gone, reduced to atoms

[@keeganhoppus5104]

21:25 Captain sauce makes a great TABS coach, giving the units pep talks it doesn't get any better than that!

[@humanperson779]

Guys what have we learned. We learned that barrels beat ballista.

[@itstytv4919]

Captainsauce:there's only two melee units in the pirate faction Also cap: I'm gonna try hapooners Me:the harpooners are melee

[@anthonynguyen2490]

The three kings divorced. The queen got revenge.

[@Justyouraverageghostva]

Tabs: We have you outnumbered 4 to 1 Captainsauce: I like those odds

[@breathingfish]

15:15 Who else saw the Jarl disappear into thin air when the captain shot his bullets ??

[@WatchingVideos-w9v]

10:16 Romans or Greeks are known for their strategic plans, ever heard of 300

[@CrisBoi]

4:38 Anyone notice the soldier gave up

[@teunweijden1307]

15:15 the captn shot that berserker so hard he changed into a sword

[@magda153ful]

6:16 look at the king he is doing P.E.

[@minamatthews3254]

15:15 The captain shot the yarl so hard that he went to another dimension

[@quangthangdang4209]

14:50 one of the blunderbus is sleeping Then he wake up and go insane

[@jackweisel7442]

quangthang dang omg good catch

[@orwhynotrandom3593]

3:10 that one grenadier just yeeted that crow into the 7th dimension

[@benjypineapple2570]

The harponer is only good against range units, cause melee love to be close to the enemy 😅

[@-crinkle-]

“yass queen slay!” is something i never thought i would hear cap say

[@unknown_waves8271]

13:40 did anybody see the flying dead body? Like if u did

[@Stoopid726]

I’m rewatching the entire tabs mix, I am starting to regret my decision.

[@dakottafaulk3908]

2:00 Keep clicking it over and over and listen

[@logbodph4421]

Quesa

[@larrymchappymeal2181]

Kasa-dia

[@Eyeofdust]

It sounds robotic

[@dakottafaulk3908]

@@Eyeofdust BEU three years ago

[@alainrivera2476]

Gay sex

[@cpt.briggsy5144]

Cap: there's nothing to counter a lunatic with an axe Me: hold my grog um

[@maryhaan1305]

Just a lesson: there us a thing in the game that halfs the damage from friendly fire. Like so cap can see

[@insensitivity2471]

No

[@insensitivity2471]

I want him to suffer

[@drcubeface]

3:10 ok is nobody gonna talk about how that flintlock guy YEETED THE BIRD INTO THE NEXT MAP

[@26legendary]

Yep

[@lesxtan1127]

15:03 did anybody see what the captain was doing with his sword...

[@_lonely_3124]

Is no one gonna talk about how the Jarl literally evaporated on 15:16

[@charliefarley04]

7:38 the red guy in the left is me heading towards my crush to ask her out

[@BilliardsBilly]

20:09 is one of the few times I actually see Sauce being happy

[@Charley-ju6yg]

15:16 The captain just erased that bear

[@destruckriverivera5227]

Jarl

[@Charley-ju6yg]

I know the name of it

[@Cosmic-al]

15:15 bro got sent to another dimension

[@superkeygaming8401]

Who also comes down to the comments throughout the video am I right comment yes if so

[@jonu8851]

15:15 jarl:im gonna chop ya Captain:looks like you're going off the map, jimbo