THE DYNASTY FACTION + 9 New Secret Units - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

[@HOLDENPOPE]

I think the Samurai deflecting projectiles is a reference to the 'Quickdraw' technique that some Samurai can use. Basically, if a Samurai draws and swings their sword as fast as their opponent lets go of the bowstring or pulls the trigger, they can literally cut the bullet/arrow in half. So rather than being aimdodging, it's trigger blitzing.

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

What was thought to be the upper limit of human reaction time was shattered by a samurai being The Last Samurai and he is still alive today and he cut I think was a baby that was moving incredibly fast. Also your scissors have a blade that is wide enough that you can indeed cut a bullet with your scissors and the bullet halves go out without hitting you. Also there's this one guy in a KZbin video who has to Channel with another guy and they tested Arrow cutting and the guy cut an arrow on the first try with the katana.

[@HOLDENPOPE]

@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 Bullet fast? The Samurai in TABS are casually deflecting bullets.

[@casual_speedrunner1482]

Which game is it referencing?

[@HOLDENPOPE]

@@casual_speedrunner1482 ...real life. There are Samurai who can draw their swords and slash right before guns fire. They can't outspeed bullets but they were able to outspeed the shooter's finger. Though as the Meji Restoration happened as it did, I should stress that these Samurai did so in a controlled evironment, similar to Skallagrim deflecting arrows.

[@casual_speedrunner1482]

@@HOLDENPOPE ...And that's how I know you're a looney. Or you've been watching way, way, way too much anime. A bullet would go past the samurai before they had a chance to react- human reaction times simply aren't that fast. Assuming a human had an instantanous reaction time, because idk aliens helped the samurai or something, they still wouldn't be able to hit the thing because the time it takes for the arm to move that much is so much slower than the bullet that you may as well be comparing a snail to Usain Bolt. Assuming they still magically hit it, it would likely destroy the blade along with the samurai's wrists. But hey, it would finally deflect the bullet. And before you say it, no, you cant move an arm before someone can twitch a finger. That's not possible either. I've been shooting for well over a decade and I know basic physics. Real life isn't an anime. You can't actually deflect a bullet.

[@redfox129]

You know it's a good video when cap is dying from laughter in the intro.

[@aidanderesendes7124]

Yeah it's a sure fire way to know that the video is good

[@darknight2146]

I'll agree with that

[@imperviousnoobs2399]

Yep

[@TheeMrgamerdude]

Agreed

[@jalicaquarles125]

We all know that

[@yifanghihihihihihihi4332]

Samurai giant: (Does backflip) Captinsauce: "They do some kind of weird front flip!"

[@yeetersarethebest5114]

Lol

[@insensitivity2471]

You are wrong They also do front flips Not only backflips

[@insensitivity2471]

Don’t you see?

[@HoangNguyen-ze7gf]

E

[@tetrahedronal2829]

Equality for mobile Gamers your username is g o o d

[@janeleess]

Loving the design for the monkey king 😍 Fun fact: in the stories the monkey king would make copies of himself from his hair to fight alongside him, with each hair turning into one copy. Love that they incorporated that into the game

[@danielmcewen4417]

How do you know that

[@justsomeeggsinapot1784]

@@danielmcewen4417 wdym its called legend

[@danielmcewen4417]

@@justsomeeggsinapot1784 Nobody knows about monkey king bruh. Unless ur chinese or something

[@janeleess]

@@danielmcewen4417 read the book. Journey to the West

[@ThyRandomGuy]

@@danielmcewen4417 It's a publicly available book with translations in most languages... just take your head out of your ass and read journey to the west

[@stargazer1998]

I wonder if there will ever be a TABestiary that shows all the units, along with perhaps a background story about their development and maybe also about any real-life counterparts

[@MrQinchen]

THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

[@jonathanayson8484]

I’m guessing you like the last kids on earth

[@noob4651]

@@jonathanayson8484 Why would you guess that? .,.

[@kausarshahnawaz8448]

@@jonathanayson8484 ???

[@justinhampton2552]

Bro..................yes

[@dr.k8610]

If you look at the update notes, Artemis fires less arrows per shot, but has a bigger spread and costs less

[@happylittleloser]

Actually costs more

[@MrQinchen]

@@happylittleloser what why did they do that?

[@nytsuverecltclyki4240]

Lakista

[@dontstarvenick8838]

So basically an arrow shotgun now they just need to add a taser crossbow

[@dontstarvenick8838]

Tabg is free now and I love it have fun with friendly fire

[@itspuff3861]

Here is a not TOO specific list to find all the new characters so it doesn't take away from the fun of finding them Map - area to find (number of items to find) New faction map - You got them all (3) map with the farm - plants, bush, trees? (1) Ancient map - housing (1) Frozen map -trees (1) Map with the secret door - "tree" (1) Autumn map - trees (1) Map that looks like peace sign - Temple (1)

[@dogezilla4135]

The reason why the giant samurai was so big in the campaign it was because the units are normally randomized by their size that’s how sometimes you can see the shield bear with a tiny head in one of the last episode you had

[@ksawerx9277]

Or cyclopses? Cyclopsie? Idk

[@dogezilla4135]

@@ksawerx9277 yes

[@grug3957]

Or rather that the units are ABSOLUTELY randomized in size when they are placed, same goes for the eyes.

[@Eternal_Void599]

@@grug3957some unit can have 6 eyes 😂

[@KamalAbubaker-bj1mp]

Some can have 27 eyes(insanly rare)​@@Eternal_Void599

[@T0M3665]

“We’re not going to see them end up in flames” Dragon has entered the chat

[@T0M3665]

R u ok

[@erictecson9623]

@Evelyn Oke oh no not the kfc!!!!

[@joj438]

“They’re drowning my God!” -CaptainSauce 2019

[@QAZclan]

BRO I READ THIS COMMENT AS THAT PLAYED 20:35

[@dr.k8610]

Yes! I love this series, and I hope they keep updating this game and you keep playing it!

[@japanesechickenniwatori7461]

SAME!!!!

[@bestbread3446]

Me to

[@davidterrell3507]

MORE TABS!!!!

[@randomplays1237]

Me to

[@livingnightmare7293]

Yes tabs is awesome

[@sebastianb7964]

I'd be fine with more regular tabs uploads, this was definitely one of the funniest in a while thanks to those new units

[@rugrole356]

You can tell that it's gonna be a good video when the thumbnail is making you laugh.

[@thesonsofanarchywillrise7624]

You mean the intro lol?

[@porkquad]

elite_thunderwolf 1257 I just saw new factions and watched it

[@BOZIN553]

Lol. ###((O. It’s a dragon

[@yeeterson4206]

You can tell it’s a good video when it’s made by Captainsauce

[@spoon8994]

Yea look at his face

[@thisguy6593]

To Recreate Sharknado Try 10 cheer leaders (secret unit in the tribal sanbox map, looks like a bush) 1 mace spinner Vs Dragons (as much as you like)

[@grammeland1]

To you use this Unit and mace spinner you create tornado

[@markescasinas4953]

I did it it's a massive fuckin mess

[@darthmalak7539]

if you look at it does it look like cheer leading pom poms? or does it look like a bush with no changes?

[@cursedzues]

@@darthmalak7539both

[@leafyboi]

Cheerleaders (new unit) plus Mace Spinner = Tornado (literally)

[@mirandamusprime]

True.

[@electrosnake7989]

It’s obvious everybody knows that -_-

[@leafyboi]

@@electrosnake7989 Bro, this comments from a year ago. No shit everybody knows that.

[@Lina-un1fj]

@@leafyboi nobody knew back then

[@Lina-un1fj]

@@leafyboi so electro snake is wrong

[@burrow073]

Cap : haybalers wont ignite Dragon : YoU DaRE OpOsE mE M0RrAL

[@jrsdad4060]

Lol

[@benguman2231]

U spelled mortal wrong

[@Peakcellfr]

Morral?

[@AnyEthan]

morral... ok!

[@Peakcellfr]

@@lightknight1599 No, he did actually spell it wrong

[@GalazyProductions]

CaptainSauce:Uploads Tabs video Me:**Happiness Noise**

[@AceMontage]

the farmers actually finished the job because the "dummies" got stabbed 14:36

[@Solr-gm9uh]

Thank you CaptainSauce for always keeping my days enjoyable! This series has me cracking up!

[@bananastasia_ana]

Honestly, the last episode of TABS was my favorite.

[@Solr-gm9uh]

@@bananastasia_ana the mods were insane 😂😂 I still don't understand how massive Zeus survived all those ice arrows though.

[@kirbygaming8135]

Same

[@trulyauston9551]

Everything I learned in history class today was WRONG ZEUS CAN BE BEAT as long as you have a pit and stick with you

[@cuttlefrank5409]

Seems legit

[@ferry5133]

101% true

[@jakehutson6158]

Speak softly and carry a big-ass stick. Victory 100% of the time boi. -quote from a totally real monk.

[@salt2123]

Kratos who?

[@mattydoo184]

mr goose I knew that from the Fortnite skin XD

[@greysenashcraft5921]

Worshippers of Poseidon vs worshipers of zeus : (On the peasant map) Poseideon's army: 6 berserkers on each side of the bridge ready to leap out of the water 6 snake archers as levianthan trainers 2 Viking ships 4 priests powering up 1 yarl as Poseidon Zeus's army: 4 minotaurs 4 knights 8 wheat guys 2 valkries 1 zeus

[@mysterystainontherug6290]

haybailers

[@coleconner9021]

I see a problem in this plan you can't place units in water

[@MI_HI_]

There's an ice giant in one of the Viking levels im telling you this'll get you a good laugh

[@rebeccajansen4970]

There’s also a tree giant

[@lawden210]

@@rebeccajansen4970 and a cheerleader

[@seanbirdwell1592]

And a ninja master on top of the temple

[@rebeccajansen4970]

There’s also a teacher

[@Aelp20]

And your mom

[@TheSprunky]

Yes please one more episode covering the things you missed I would really enjoy and I'm sure other people will to

[@randomanimationsdc2654]

the battle of the mods: 25 tiny halflings

[@GhostHelwig]

I’m really loving these new units. The dragon fire and fireworks were amazing. And I really want to see a hwacha fight Artemis, just to see whose better at getting the most arrows into someone at one time. As for more Tabs immediately, I do love this game, but I love Vacation Simulator and your other random videos so much it’s hard to decide. Hopefully other people have better answers than I do. Lol

[@fastpickle32]

Hey captain sauce can you make like 2 hour long tabs videos, ok thanks

[@roblox-ch7pl]

No make that 5 hours of different episodes that he has recorded that he did not post

[@thebeardedmouse7393]

Blooper reel.. 😏

[@boomksaa3973]

i would pay money for that to happen not even joking his tabs videos is something that you never get bored of, same with other videos but this game is amazing.

[@kittycat-sc7je]

@@boomksaa3973 I would too

[@kristinecogenera3347]

Garlic Bread good idea

[@gordier6787]

Congratulations! You get the “no stupid jokes” Award, for going a full episode without saying “hwacha talking about”

[@Tacobook]

Hwacha talking about

[@goofyahhmf5016]

Hwacha talking about

[@wolfgamerboi8538]

Hwacha talkin’ ‘bout

[@gordier6787]

Great job guys

[@Tacobook]

@@gordier6787 that’s dedication to respond to a comment after 3 years, also you had to have known what was going to happen.

[@Sushiii8]

“WAS THAT A HALFLING ON A FIREWORK THAT JUST EXPLODED IN MY FACE?!” -CaptainSauce 2019-2019

[@semkin9535]

He never died....

[@Sushiii8]

*Illuminati music*

[@semkin9535]

@@Sushiii8 You offend me miss. You truly do

[@rottenrodda4810]

Thanks for being original and not playing Fortnite for views ps your a really good KZbinr

[@phillipbutler7591]

True

[@topohon2366]

Atleast he isn't using dead memes as a profile pic

[@dedwood424]

@@topohon2366 says you

[@phillipbutler7591]

@@topohon2366 yeah cap is one of if not, the best youtuber ever

[@Brickthrower35]

@@topohon2366 its still not a dead meme

[@aidang7278]

10 Jarls and 1 Artemis vs any amount of non customized units.

[@matthewbutler7739]

Who else was screaming bone mage for the dragons. Ps: I'm not calling you dumb captain your my favorite KZbinr I've watched almost all your tabs videos

[@sweetesttophats8577]

Same BUT I watched all xD

[@whippedname43]

me lol

[@MariaAlvarez-xv2os]

I only watch him when I need help

[@leahellis9578]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@marleythekid8320]

Me too.

[@yuzaou4593]

50 firework archers v.s. 250 halflings (slow down your game 😉)

[@disneyfan241epicgamer6]

My computer could not handle it

[@MrQinchen]

HOLY SH##

[@siemoe]

I tried it it crashed even though I slowed it down

[@melindamiddleton9309]

"was that a halfling on a firework that expoded in my fase?" -Best Of Sauce 2019

[@melindamiddleton9309]

it's funny ok?

[@tonyv6977]

You have that a

[@ihieu99gamerman5]

Face*

[@ihieu99gamerman5]

Exploded*

[@amandadematties9948]

Its 2020?

[@lettygutierrez5140]

Upload as often as you can without stressing yourself.We really love this series

[@Froggend]

I need more tabs you must find all secret units.

[@lukiepoole2387]

Yes Please

[@veolouxx]

SCP - 173 Peanut bro stop snapping my neck in secret lab

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

YES PLEASE!

[@Froggend]

Mute [Tan0] NEVER!

[@thedootlord]

Yes holy nut

[@expletorystar48]

" If we get mods back up and running, and I can make a mammoth multiply while he fights, I am going to lose my mind!" XD

[@theguywhoasked2352]

Snuffy Ssnuffuffyy Snufsnuffyfy Snsnufuffyfy

[@Venomslayer1234]

It's a shame that dident happen

[@nathanialfrancis4645]

Ice archer :ryuu gawateki wo kurou Samurai: THE DRAGON BECOMES ME

[@vivacity1261]

Your thinking of: *RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE*

[@alexthemexican4118]

Hehe

[@sarahnassar9800]

I N F E R N O O V E R D R I V E

[@Mike-ch9ne]

I got a great suggestion! 1 of each special unit VS 1 Of every regular unit

[@padrecarlos2006]

1:25 game predicts samurai giant RIGHT before he finds it

[@lukiepoole2387]

Cap is questioning his sanity and needs to play more tabs one video after another Please. Play. More.

[@maxdukhovskoy1406]

Everybody gangsta' till you find a good mod but then the game updates

[@MintMesa]

I love the tabs series, please continue. I totally remember the ninjas and Hwachas in the old tabs.

[@nickbam1235]

There's a secret unit in the ancient 2 map and the farmer 1 map

[@bobmartin2927]

Hey dude you can find ice giant in the trees in one of the snow maps

[@animatorkindahi9295]

Theres inly one map thats the viking map

[@Male_46_Is_Bored_EDITZ]

1:18 samurai giant exclusive early access lol Normal samurai:giant Other samurai's:I told you not to eat the giant berries samurai the giant

[@OliODDLY]

I love this series so much they need to bring back the church of the wobbly horse though

[@floogg]

I hope they bring back all the old maps

[@trenvlogging6077]

Suggestion: On simulation: Put a ballista vs a longship, give the ballista enough time to shoot, the results are.. interesting (I was laughing for the next 5 minutes)

[@amyallen1361]

"artemis is the strongest character in the game" cheerleaded hawacha: HMB

[@MaiNguyen-fn4yq]

Cheerleaded ballistas : HMB

[@ccboo2464]

Cheerleaded firework archer: HMB

[@ericcuellar7006]

Super Peasant: HMB

[@sukithediscorder1584]

Super peasent wasn’t out at that time

[@lisairby9783]

Cheerleaded Mace Spinner:HMB

[@R3DZ.]

There's alot of secrets you missed you only found 3/9 you found 3 in dynasty map but there's new secret units in the old maps

[@jesterd6999]

actually there is 12 secret units in total

[@mr_brownyt4388]

Jokes on you he already found them all Also, "alot" isnt a word

[@BruceJ609]

14:47 "i identify as an attack helicopter"

[@theicecreammachine7752]

Omg I would have never seen that!

[@parkaller7959]

Lol

[@enclaveenjoyer3410]

*The Dynasty Conquest* 12 Samurai 1 Shogun 6 Firework Archers 3 Ninja 1 Sensei 3 Monks 1 Monkey Ninja (Bonus Points if you use the Dynasty or Viking faction only!)

[@carnicbean2786]

100 Firework Archer vs. Mammoth. Make the 1st Mammoth That Can Fly

[@brendenkopilchack6389]

Could possibly work good idea

[@sirnacho4918]

Good idea

[@KalutSweep]

This person deserves a trophy 🏆

[@MrCabgrn]

Epik gam3r style

[@brixtonbates851]

"That is the biggest unit i have ever seen" CaptainSauce 2019

[@lqtor5950]

and 2018, and 17, and 16...

[@jeffman1077]

“That’s one beef cake of a monk” as the monk hits hits own teammates lol

[@Peakcellfr]

14:46 OMG how did he not see the farmer helicopter 😂😂😂

[@yeah6969]

Yeeeeessss

[@whitesingularity403]

Muzaffar Jeetoo ikr

[@bigchungs3725]

How did he not see that

[@jgarner2180]

Lol to this day he still hasn't landed

[@TristanISpooky]

Thank you

[@scubs7125]

Lol it’s Genji from over watch deflecting the arrows

[@lordzeus2056]

NO when that big unit spawned, it wasn't a samurai giant, a giant is a separate unit and the game doesn't have a thing or bug that replaces units. Units have a thing called deformities where they have a random chance to spawn with some defects

[@second_wolf316]

The whole thing with Monkey King duplicating is that in the myth he is based in (Journey to the west) and the character he is based on (Sun Wukong) can duplicate himself multiple times, along with shapeshifting, flying on clouds, wielding a giant size changing pillar he got from a dragon, morphing into a giant demonic caracture of himself, and being about 4x immortal. A KZbin channel called Overly Sarcastic Productions has a series on it, so go watch that

[@bensonfamily6302]

Still waiting for the captain sauce animated series. Good video tho.

[@vbadimothebadassjackass8011]

How ironic is it, that Zeus was killed the same way the messenger in 300 was killed: Forced down a veeery deep pit.

[@mandhirjohal8511]

*I Read The Title As “Dynasty Fan Fiction”*

[@presto0194]

looks like that’s enough internet for me today

[@firstnamelastname7124]

Folk tales in a nutshell

[@miloswanson4125]

NOPE NOPE NADA

[@crawlingboy]

So dynasty warriors

[@travelingghost9302]

Ohhh i read dynamite faction

[@nice3294]

the witches: 100 haybalers/farmers vs 3 wheelbarrow dragons 2 dragons

[@maerx5053]

And a few potion sellers

[@oldgamesonly6037]

He doesn't know about the wheel barrel dragon yet man

[@manangandhi1043]

The ranged army 1 Artemis 5 ice archers 20 normal archers 3 snake archers 4 firework archers 2 Hwacha

[@thatoneguy7470]

3200000000000000000000000 Artemis is all you need

[@btchaplin7859]

They also added a bunch more secret Units to the game

[@trenvlogging6077]

I did actually break the game, campaign. When trying to get units as close to the line as possible, some of them went OVER and became BLUE units. It didn’t lower my budget or increase my unit count, but it was funny.

[@gabethegamer7023]

??? lol

[@swaraajchadha8907]

Fight the 47 ronin! You guessed it, fight 47 samurai! Pls more tabs soon

[@crawlingboy]

East vs West 10 samurai vs 10 knights 1 shogun vs 1 king Samurai Giant vs Mammoth 15Firework Archer vs 20 ice/snake archer

[@RileyVagts]

The monkey king is using shadow clone jutsu btw

[@TedPoll4ever]

Ah yes, the good ol days when the minigun, bomb cannon, clam jam and the fucking reaper didn’t exist

[@raymond8683]

Rip halfling He went down with a bang or up with a bang whatever you call it

[@miloswanson4125]

OUT with a bang hes dead

[@dr.k8610]

You have to find all the secret units

[@ExitLight886]

Years later but cap thinkin he was gona fight samurai giant and not just a randomly generated samurai is so funny

[@ConnerTheCrusader]

9 new units? those giants count as at least 5 each 😫 absolute units

[@lobzoy]

@Ty Landry yeah, he kinda baited

[@mrmatt1331]

Dragon ball super tournament of power: Top 5 from each faction

[@sabarathore5174]

CaptainSauce: We're not going to see them burn up in flames right? Dragon: you were saying?

[@Yesh7777]

I wonder what a house-sized hwacha would do to Snuffy Jr...

[@catherinewebster8681]

Hey Captansauce tabs has been thinking of adding a tank!

[@lipingliao1389]

Verity catherine yeah it was on the Tab Central Channel

[@kohthonghow2195]

Da Vinci Tank

[@elijahduncan2713]

This makes me cry to see how far this game has come

[@Garbarrel]

FOR HONOR! Four jarls and 30 brawlers V.s Four knights and 30 squires, who ever wins goes against four monks and 30 samurai. Adjust what you want!

[@shriihanmukherjee6502]

10:44 anyone else notice the bow teleport and appear and then teleport away again?

[@ManfredVonKarma]

It pains me realising captainsauce didn’t pay more attention to the shogun, because it has another ability that make it insanely cool

[@ninoplayzz1334]

19:59 best clip of the Year awward

[@moisezraymundo7740]

Listen to the song “love me long time” will watching this

[@godulous8244]

Wow another person who know love me long time

[@nicasioteran3973]

Holy shit that profile pick *"GRU"*

[@zsucksatgaming]

"They will probably not go up in flames" 5 seconds later "I LITERALLY SAID THEY WOULDNT GO UP IN FLAMES" me: 🤣🤣🤣

[@devinjulius9770]

Y'think having a firework blow up right in front of your camera is funny?🤔🤔 Wait till they release first person😂😂

[@Moody_PIGONE]

12:00 they didnt even get across The bridge before they turned into a spectacle Lil man in cart HERRRDABURDABUR

[@koopageneral1638]

Samurai: Deflects arrows. Zeus: Parry this you stupid casual.

[@daisygutierrez5871]

Try looking under the wooden bridge for a secret unit

[@c.i.a3573]

I call this *the door of Valhalla* : Map : the ice map with the giant door 1 mammoth 10 Minotaur 20 Valkyrie 30 ice archers Vs What ever you need to open the door

[@Landomazing0]

Hey Cap, if you want to know where the other secret units are, then here you go: There is a fan leaning against a shrine in the ancient sandbox. There is a snowy head buried in the snow forest on one of the viking maps. One of the trees on the medieval map with the weird door. There is a little bushel of fur on a tree stump in the tribal sandbox. On the ancient map with the oodles of pillar-things (sorry if this one is vague) The farm map with the hill surrounded by wheat has a bush that is hiding something.

[@aoi_kori2940]

Samurai Giant Is Gonna Use His Sword When The Enemy Units Are Near Him He Will Stomp When The Enemy Units Are Under Him The Sword Can’t Reach The Feet Spot

[@bijaya3411]

_What about the _*_backflip?_*

[@Skeletoonz]

This seems like the first section that actually challenged cap!

[@chrisa5180]

-Skull Toons- And the first section that dont act like total idiots

[@cutiefox19]

CaptainSauce: 1 MILLION AND 1 HALFLINGS, SCREW IT! Cutie(Me): I Guess They're Not *"Half"* Lings Anymore 😹

[@spencertheturtle8227]

I dare u to watch the part at 19:52 with a completely strait face I bet u can’t

[@wickedeyebrows0713]

I love the new map its so beautiful😊

[@mingfunglau149]

"You know I gotta make the Samurai Giant face off the halfings which are the smallest units." Snakes and Crows: Are we jokes to you?

[@littlegamedude6351]

1:11 samurai giant at home

[@jakecarlosfernando6208]

😂True😂

[@andrewdahl4105]

23:33 did you see the samurai giant kick like 10 halflings into space

[@adrianchavonsio91]

11.59 CaptainSauce:"...Before they turn into a spectacle" Bob Ross mumbles:"Spectacle"

[@yangfengli8815]

SUN WU KONG IS HERE!! THE JOURNEY TO THE WEST CHINA NUMBER 1

[@ShockerOmega]

Yes he is!!!!!!!!!

[@lipingliao1389]

HEY IM CHINESE TOO