I'm going to be interviewed on CNN tonight at 7 PM on the Erin Burnett OutFront newscast about intercepting North Korean TV.
@Arachnid-Man27 күн бұрын
Cool.
@Cowboys-garage27 күн бұрын
You were mentioned on ufd tech too!
@m3sh_xd27 күн бұрын
major stuff!! hopefully kim doesn’t watch cnn😳
@hunterdixonrickthewalkingd656726 күн бұрын
@@m3sh_xd 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tomfoolery777726 күн бұрын
Amazing job man!
@KimJongBeIllinDaily16 күн бұрын
I once worked with a man from there. He said one of the worst things was the almost mind numbing boredom. There is almost quite literally nothing to do, either you’re a laborer, a farmer, a soldier, or a diplomat. He was a low level bureaucrat, signed papers for an hour or so, maybe attended a meeting a couple times a week. Other than that you just sat there in your office doing nothing for hours on end. Then you’d go home, and do nothing.
@MrReaperofDead14 күн бұрын
That _literally_ sounds just like what America is tbh. Nothing to do, no friends, nobody talks, and you can't find work. You're either a farmer, laborer, soldier, or diplomat! XD
@jarjars326114 күн бұрын
@@MrReaperofDead Ah, venting your own personal problems and disguising it as a national problem, a classic.
@LowlyTheHun13 күн бұрын
no. many turkmens are still nomads and farmers so you always have something to do, goverment pays you to do nothing!
@WiseFidelista13 күн бұрын
@@jarjars3261which one cops shooting unarmed women or mass shootings and i feel the same way so its not a personal problem artard, but keep pretending USA is something to be proud of doofus.. oh no are we getting in the way of NED?
@KimJongBeIllinDaily13 күн бұрын
I’m referring to Ashgabat in particular. The population outside the couple of major cities is very sparse. Those who are settled in urban areas are the bored ones.
@cbrauts70724 күн бұрын
I am sorry to say this to Kim, but Turkmen TV is 5x better than North Korean TV.
@Nooticus22 күн бұрын
the truth!
@justacat221 күн бұрын
turkmenistan is even richer
@unknownninja443020 күн бұрын
i know at least they don't act mental
@Nooticus20 күн бұрын
@@unknownninja4430 ? they definitely act as 'mental' as north korea
@Motionbuck20 күн бұрын
@@unknownninja4430 The laws are set at the weirdest whims of the leader, like how news anchors were banned from wearing makeup because the leader couldn't tell the difference between when they were wearing it and not. And banning cars in any colour other than pure white. They are -INSANE-
@kenneth723926 күн бұрын
They got bangers after bangers on TV
@Nooticus24 күн бұрын
The music is so so good in all the countries in this area of the world, it isn’t just Turkmenistan!
@ianlisk24 күн бұрын
They could really use more songs WITHOUT a metal drummer ngl. It doesn't fit the performances at all, they just stand there like statues and sing like the red army choir. Feels fake and inauthentic still, like NK music is... except for Moranbong.
@PParsa22 күн бұрын
@@ianliskeveryone in this country looks like an npc
@Zabawne_Gierki20 күн бұрын
The president is a rapper.
@marcofreyssonnet967319 күн бұрын
I just chose randomly the song of 14:17 and it's actually super good
@frozenrobert573523 күн бұрын
"Sand in My Pants" has now reached #1 on the Dictator Top 40, replacing the DPRK's irresistible and catchy single "Pyongyang Style (Tractor Factory no. 42 Quota Fulfillment Song)!"
@peterfairlie229623 күн бұрын
LOL !!!
@exstazius19 күн бұрын
The song is my new favorite
@johnwicked248819 күн бұрын
Reminds me of through the fire and flames
@jabbyjabster19 күн бұрын
S-A-N-D sand in my pants!
@piccalillipit921118 күн бұрын
GENUINELY funny
@paulcorrigan853026 күн бұрын
Ah, Turkmenistan. Possibly the only country in the world that was freer as part of the USSR than it is today.
@mark909921 күн бұрын
Acting as if the USSR was such a bad place to live in 🤡
@shelbyisa21 күн бұрын
It was lol, ur just a larper@@mark9099
@Johnysoutherner21 күн бұрын
@mark9099 congratulations on achieving the status of a dumbass
@Granochereal21 күн бұрын
@@shelbyisatankie*
@ilovewilson365021 күн бұрын
@@mark9099 Typical 12 year old brainwashed by Communism.
@LEMONedOblaat25 күн бұрын
I love all the synth rock. If you are going to be oppressed you might as well have a good soundtrack.
@dx-ek4vr21 күн бұрын
All Turkmenistan needs to do is develop some crazy superweapons and it'll be a dictatorship out of the Just Cause games
@Thiagosensei198119 күн бұрын
Their dictator likes electronic Music and touch Just a few.
@IstoletwotrilliondollarsCIA18 күн бұрын
"oppressed "
@bradh618518 күн бұрын
Who smuggled the tech from the West, though?
@ManOfCulture199216 күн бұрын
The song name of the fuzzy hat guy is : Yar gerekdir
@TheAngryCaptain26 күн бұрын
This is wild. Some of this music is like Dream Theater with an even weirder singer.
@wolfie258224 күн бұрын
the entire country is liminal space
@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr24 күн бұрын
it sounds like it's trying to take a page from north korea
@Nooticus22 күн бұрын
@@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr most doesnt sound anything like north korean music though...? a lot of this music is heavily electronic and inspired by metal/edm/musical theatre. NK music is nothing like that whatsoever, its mainly soviet style orchestral marches and ballads, which granted there are a few of in this video, but not the majority.
@vedangarekar139015 күн бұрын
You think there's a weirdness about these songs. I say that's just how the language is there after having heard songs from other countries in the region. So y'all just not as exposed.
@hippityhoppityw9 күн бұрын
@@Nooticus also a lot of 80s guitar lol
@user-cs2mw9rw6c26 күн бұрын
Eritrean TV next
@iVenge26 күн бұрын
just go to an eritrean restaurant
@mikulitsi181926 күн бұрын
This please!
@joeblow22926 күн бұрын
@@iVenge Hahahah, gross...
@wurstbrat.26 күн бұрын
Yess
@laurynas22225 күн бұрын
@@joeblow229 why gross?
@swiftjustice267625 күн бұрын
Can’t wait to see who has better totalitarian production values!!
@parasatc818325 күн бұрын
I'd say North Korean TV has better production value than Turkmen TV. The former makes a lot of their own intros whereas the latter relies on what seems to be plenty of stock graphics. The intro for "Ertekiler Dünýäsi" (1:02:25) can fit pretty well on KCTV though, but North Korea can actually make decent cartoons (did you know that American animation companies actually indirectly outsource their work to North Korea through China without those companies knowing?) while what we have here from Turkmenistan is pretty low effort in comparison.
@mjbasl22 күн бұрын
Turkmenistan TV at least looks like it's 2024. North Korean TV looks like a mix of the 1970s, 80s, and the 2000s.
@parasatc818322 күн бұрын
@mjbasl Not that it's bad for TV in the present day to feel like 70s or 80s TV. For me, broadcasting in those days was like a ceremony and where everyone involved played their parts with reverence. TV these days feels much more flashy and in-your-face in comparison.
@MagnitudePerson21 күн бұрын
America wins
@immortalwarrior269514 күн бұрын
Turkmenistan is rich. People don't know about this
@RyanCakici24 күн бұрын
I speak Turkish and it's funny how I can almost understand what they are saying but at the same time also understand nothing.
@PParsa22 күн бұрын
My mom knows Turkish and she actually understood a good amount of it
@Keeko.819 күн бұрын
How is that possible
@Stunkos18 күн бұрын
@@Keeko.8 Because Turkish and Turkmen derive from the same language/ethnic group. Turkish people didn't live all over Anatolia before the Ottomans. They used to all live in the steppe.
@Mongooolmaagtal17 күн бұрын
Fr fr I speak kazakh
@Solotocius17 күн бұрын
It's the lisp that makes it hard to understand
@joman6625 күн бұрын
Electric guitar? Fucking 4-to-the-floor EDM bangers?! FUCK yeah Turkmenistan!
@lyricusthelame939520 күн бұрын
BRO why TF did it go so hard?!
@Wichita018 күн бұрын
dawg they legit have bass house 😭
@ericwillis712724 күн бұрын
The Nordic countries may have high Human Development Indices but they lack the combination of despotism and unlimited natural gas money necessary to build a surreal dreamscape like Ashgabat. Empty high-rises clad in white marble is the pinnacle of human civilization.
@Ostralucia20 күн бұрын
ashgabat looks so insane. like, it should be considered expensive, and the sign of a wealthy country but it somehow looks cheap at the same time
@jess_lol457919 күн бұрын
building pointless things that won't benefit anyone and is just for show is literally quite opposite of a civilised country
@ericwillis712718 күн бұрын
@@jess_lol4579 Finally somebody got the joke!
@Monkechnology18 күн бұрын
@@jess_lol4579You won a one way trip to the Karakorum desert, citizen
@thebusdrrivertohell18 күн бұрын
Awaza has all them dope resort hotels, too. It's fun to look at on Google Earth. They're so spacious and open, ready for all the tourists* that flock there every year. *If they can even get in, that is. It's [Really] exclusive.
@lovfro26 күн бұрын
Gotta diversify to fill the full niche of mad dictator TV. I like it!
@claraa794721 күн бұрын
Man, i would never, not in a million years, expect watch progressive metal on the Turkmenistan tv. This is so weirdly epic!
@ohwowdoggo697925 күн бұрын
the song with the fuzzy hat horse guy goes incredibly hard
@GiosueMannino25 күн бұрын
if you can't grow a beard, wear one on your head in protest!
@TheVicar25 күн бұрын
Screeching Lady wins hands down She's mental
@CoolFireNerd25 күн бұрын
@@GiosueManninoas long as i know it is not allowed to have a beard in Turkmenistan.
@canadagoof24 күн бұрын
Ikr😄 i half-expected to hear a blast beat somewhere in the chorus
@Mureirsa24 күн бұрын
Timestamp?
@alexnuznik26 күн бұрын
I have a friend whose family managed to escape from Turkmenistan when she was 8 years old, she doesn't even know how lucky she was then
@frensunited374826 күн бұрын
bot
@alexnuznik26 күн бұрын
@@frensunited3748 ofc
@dandankovsky796825 күн бұрын
My family’s friend left Turkmenistan as well. She told that the wiretapping was so open that if you told a joke in a conversation over a phone, security officers (usually women) would make themselves known by laughing at the joke.
@alexnuznik25 күн бұрын
@@dandankovsky7968 There are a lot of migrants from Uzbekistan in my country, I can't believe it's true lol, actually crazy
@dandankovsky796825 күн бұрын
@@alexnuzniksorry, it autocorrected to Uzbekistan. Uzbekistan is pretty light compared to Turkmenistan only if not counting mass shootings in Nukus in 2022 and in Andijan in 2005. Maybe similar things are happening in Turkmenistan, but we won’t know because that’s a closed country.
@speedysandisk7826 күн бұрын
Definitely better soundtrack than DPRK sumida
@JAMamation23 күн бұрын
God dammit I can’t find these bangers on Shazam
@zangl295519 күн бұрын
Just listen to arabic popular radio. The music in this video reminded me of flipping through channels in jordan
@RooiGevaar1918 күн бұрын
North Korean music led by Our Leader Kim Jong Un is always #1! Turkmenistan on the other hand is #0 sumida.
@slashersbasketball827825 күн бұрын
Time Table <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="0">0:00</a> Pirate TV opening <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="23">0:23</a> Mission Objective <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="45">0:45</a> Turkmenistan National Anthem <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="169">2:49</a> Happy Turk Sing-along <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="340">5:40</a> Glory Turkmenistan Sing-along <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="602">10:02</a> Turkmenistan Supreme Sing-along <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="797">13:17</a> Sand in my Pants Sing-along <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="989">16:29</a> Fuzzy Hat Horse Guy Sing-along <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1205">20:05</a> NEWS Update! <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2210">36:50</a> MTV Music Special <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3537">58:57</a> Screeching Lady Presents <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="61">1:01</a>:04 Kids Class Time! <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="62">1:02</a>:29 Kids Fox Cartoons <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="71">1:11</a>:33 More Fuzzy Hat Horse Guy! <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="74">1:14</a>:52 Old Boys Hangout <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="77">1:17</a>:46 National Anthem - Signing off <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="79">1:19</a>:52 The Dreamy Fish Tank
@davecarter3412 сағат бұрын
Fuzzy hat horse guy gets my vote
@aonc103421 күн бұрын
Hi, I am from Turkiye and this channel is also available on our Turksat satellite. I have seen this channel a few times before. I think I understand 50% of the Turkmen language. If I spent a few months in Turkmenistan, I would understand the whole language very easily.
@nnana8421 күн бұрын
1:02:55 especially this part is so understandable
@Gatapult21 күн бұрын
Is it a living nightmare?
@sakonbutthead982920 күн бұрын
@@nnana84what they are saying
@aonc103420 күн бұрын
@@Gatapult She tells a tale about a fox.
@aonc103420 күн бұрын
@@Gatapult From what I understand from this video, Turkmenistan and North Korea are two countries with the same mentality.
@aviationdesigner001625 күн бұрын
Bro absolutely no complaints about their city's architecture. So beautiful, straight out of creative mode
@dandankovsky796825 күн бұрын
You can do a lot of things as a dictator when there are giant natural gas deposits to finance vanity projects in the capital. The rest of the country is so poor that there were reports of famine during COVID and there is a law prohibiting people to leave the country unless they turn 40 years old, and even then there are many other barriers to leaving the country.
@JAMamation22 күн бұрын
@@dandankovsky7968Absolutely nuts; turning 40 must hit different in Turkmenistan!
@Radi0he4d122 күн бұрын
It's the biggest amasment of marble on planet Earth if I recall correctly. Insane
@oscodains21 күн бұрын
The dude is so crazy he even restricted the colors of cars to force everyone to eventually have only white cars in the capital city, to match the all-white buildings.
@justacat221 күн бұрын
@@oscodainsgood law ngl
@mellisb25 күн бұрын
Playing keyboards in the desert is a really bad idea.
@TheVicar25 күн бұрын
It took a moment for me to realise what you just did there
@marcviej.563521 күн бұрын
?
@mellisb21 күн бұрын
@@marcviej.5635 guess you missed the bangin’ intro 🤣
@pacershark4526 күн бұрын
Actually, it's a TUNDRA. Sorry to nitpick.
@k.t.1641Күн бұрын
What’s the joke?? Come on I’m old and lost these days 😂
@NickAndriadze17 күн бұрын
*<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3579">59:39</a>* I don't know why, but this totally random freeze frame of the photo of the building was absolutely hilarious to me. As if it's the ''Live building reaction'' of the screeching song.
@lydiapurple19 сағат бұрын
Probably my favorite part
@cube648525 күн бұрын
I'm not going to lie, I'm surprised Turkmenistan makes such good music. Better than North Korea's music.
@Strix203125 күн бұрын
Turkemenistan stopped in the 90's NK stopped in the 50's
@Nooticus22 күн бұрын
@@Strix2031 this might be true, but it isnt really the reason why. the reason why its so satisfying and great is because of the combination between the persian/iranic love of heavy synth keyboards and great basslines mixed with the often emotional soviet-inspired chord progressions
@pukeclaw114720 күн бұрын
their main export is prog rock and synth rock tunes
@Nooticus20 күн бұрын
@@pukeclaw1147 real !!
@MiMi_MoMo17 күн бұрын
I’m curious if all their music praises their regime. As a Korean speaker, I can tell you North Korean music spends the whole time singing about how great Kim Jong Un and Juche are. I wonder if the lyrics for Turkmen music is the same.
@utvpoop20 күн бұрын
Turkmen TV is publicly available via web, at least here in Russia
@kyberite17 күн бұрын
What about youtube?
@user-mx7my9cu8i16 күн бұрын
@@kyberite how do you think he wrote this comment? It's available to everyone, just slowed down.
@yomurita16 күн бұрын
Oh it is. I looked it up quickly and found the government website where you can watch turkmen TV lol
@mashallah-u9z16 күн бұрын
@@kyberite we use proxy and vpn
@iatecrankdatstoenails16 күн бұрын
@@kyberite vpn is free
@georgeII42025 күн бұрын
that intro song made studying and being clean cool.
@Unregistered.Hypercam.2.8 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="81">1:21</a>:00 i bursted out crying , the emotional intonation of the melodramatic music and the absurdity of the fish's life in the tank was just too much for me to bear
@dronespace17 сағат бұрын
❤
@TheLoneWanderersBunker25 күн бұрын
the chapter titles are chefs kiss.
@thereal757_ap22 күн бұрын
This got me missing the days when MTV actually played music videos.
@user-mx7my9cu8i16 күн бұрын
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@user-mx7my9cu8i16 күн бұрын
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@dawicked2k816 күн бұрын
*Z*
@AlizterAlmocera10 күн бұрын
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@bigsky197024 күн бұрын
NGL the drummer during the "Fuzzy Hat Horse Guy Sing-along" segment was just absolute perfection. The music though, bangers all around. I guess if you can't wear a beard, wear a fuzzy hat.
@RachellElizabeth13 күн бұрын
The Sand in my Pants song is super catchy! If that was on Spotify I'd add it to my playlist.
@johnl899625 күн бұрын
The Screeching Lady Presents was the icing on the cake for me. That was everything I hoped it would be :)
@jerryberry548020 күн бұрын
I just realised that this broadcast was on a late evening. Must be a Friday or Saturday sing along session
@Quli3n25 күн бұрын
turkmenistan dragonforce was C R A Z Y
@tristanclark412427 күн бұрын
Thannnkkk youuuu i have been extremely interested in the dictator ship and i was like man i wish you pirate them! Dude they baned all car colors and even dogs. Also im pretty sure they have a litteral hole to hell. Its going ro be so cool to see this! Thanks
@ZombieCSSTutorials26 күн бұрын
Wait, why did they have a puppy running in the intro if dogs are not allowed? Idk too much about this country, but already the lore sounds interesting, lmao.
@SonicTheHedgehog12125 күн бұрын
@@ZombieCSSTutorialsdogs are allowed now, when turkmenbashi passed away they repealed a lot of his wacko policies, but not all of them.
@siriveon354920 күн бұрын
I don't know whether Turkmenistan follows dictatorship or not, but their lifestyle is better than any dictator run countries tho. You'll find various travel blogs of Turkmenistan on KZbin by some tourists and you'll learn pretty well about them. Just because some countries don't allow that much tourists doesn't mean that the people are living worse there.
@chef765819 күн бұрын
@@dainagrn7030yes, but they did ban dogs IN THE CAPITAL because the leader didnt like the odor of dogs. BUT he does like dogs. i know, weird.
@20ZZ2014 күн бұрын
@@siriveon3549 well there are also people in the comments here who know people from turkmenistan who thought is was horrible to live in, maybe don't follow what a few youtubers videos show you which is likely carefully controlled as to what they are shown themselves
@Kermit18111 күн бұрын
I am turkmen.I font know what your watching but when i visit home, theres a bunch of tv to watch. Theirs football, indian shows, cartoon, news too. And if you buy like fake netflix you get so many shows and movies on demand, and sometimes they have them in english too
@PParsa11 күн бұрын
Damn, thats basically the same in Iran We have fake netflix for like 50 cents a month that has literally every show and movie
@undeadhero91417 күн бұрын
can you translate sirmayy darak and what it means anyway?
@lavendardust5 күн бұрын
WOW. That's great. Thanks for letting us know.
@podcastfan254418 сағат бұрын
It seems like a very nice country
25 күн бұрын
The solo at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3120">52:00</a> goes harder than any DragonForce songs
@Reece-Mincher360120 күн бұрын
Totally
@osasunaitor5 күн бұрын
What a banger!! It's weird how the images don't match at all though lol
@nicoracien19243 күн бұрын
@@osasunaitor The Sax/Trumpet solo is awesome! The guys are sweatin it
@zakiykhan9718Күн бұрын
@@osasunaitor the audio is a bit out of sync
@Nooticus24 күн бұрын
The songs in the ‘MTV Music Special’ timestamp of this video are absolutely phenomenally well written and performed. Really great chord progressions, instruments, powerful choir and soloists, especially the old guy. Actually impressive. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2811">46:51</a> is definitely one of the best and most powerful songs here, its really remiscent of Tuvan/Mongolian type music such as the Tuvan national anthem.
@Wakanda4bigmama26 күн бұрын
Ngl they make pretty good music
@leozbuckshank25 күн бұрын
Guitar solo was crazy
@lucasterable26 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="989">16:29</a> wow that's power metal! <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2988">49:48</a> power metal again! Also interesting how audio and video do not match at all <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3137">52:17</a> POOOWWEEEERRR MEEETAAAAAALLL the power metal song is Arkadagly Serdarym by Ahmet Orazgulyyew (found it with Shazam O_O)
@morison25667 күн бұрын
When the flute kicks in it gets crazy
@losarpettystrakos76872 сағат бұрын
@@morison2566 And they focus on a trumpet and a saxophone. And the violin guy making random movements. ;-)
@PersonManManManMan26 күн бұрын
Yooo this is sick beat with the Horse
@ulcbroadcasting25 күн бұрын
LOL, the Dictators car in the news segment is just so average, he walks out of his private airplane, a group of unenthusiastic people wave at him and he waves back... Just so akward.
@ClaudiuNeferu226 күн бұрын
Wow! we are watching the whole planet now! Thank you for this content.
@hunterdixonrickthewalkingd656727 күн бұрын
Looks like we're going to another level 😁
@MrCaptainSisko25 күн бұрын
Love the fuzzy hat guy and his death metal rock music.
@peterfairlie229625 күн бұрын
I should have really called him the Eddie Van Halen horseman
@Chicky_Lumps20 күн бұрын
Unironically good song but "death metal rock music..." bro.
@ManOfCulture199216 күн бұрын
The song name of the fuzzy hat guy is : Yar gerekdir
@multiplayerlove16 күн бұрын
more like power metal
@ultrapro893716 күн бұрын
@@Chicky_Lumps More progressive metal than death metal.
@MillywiggZ24 күн бұрын
Damn, they’re into their music. It was like a radio channel with video added as an afterthought.
@PParsa22 күн бұрын
These types of channels exist in a lot of countries actually
@Nooticus18 күн бұрын
This channel ‘Turkmen Owazy’ is the 5th channel in the country and is the dedicated music/culture channel.
@edgelord44713 күн бұрын
this whole state looks like one of those boring carpet commercials you find at 3am on some shady channel
@burgelkutt25 күн бұрын
I love your channel!! Keep the airwaves going!!
@peterfairlie229625 күн бұрын
Thanks! Will do!
@klawlor365927 күн бұрын
Seen these mad Turkmen channels when i used to use Kodi! Jeez the constant songs in praise of their beloved President, the news (just one constant stream of stuff about the president and his activities inc horse riding, feeding horses, cycling etc etc)....definately the North Korea of central Asia! EDIT: WOW 104 LIKES!!!! Cheers :)
@double002826 күн бұрын
How did you watch turkmen tv with kodi? I don't know much about pirating tv.
@klawlor365925 күн бұрын
@@double0028 from memory I downloaded "The Crew" repo. The live t.v. section had Turkmenistan tv (which i thought was pretty mad!).
@theTF2sniper25 күн бұрын
If you still got an xbox with Kodi you can play online with it again nowadays lol
@rethi1325 күн бұрын
@@double0028You can just search watch Turkmenistan tv online free and you'll just find a list of 8 channels availible online for free
@klawlor365925 күн бұрын
Well I did post a reply but it was censored ffs!
@EtnoZam25 күн бұрын
A few positive points about Turkmenistan: 1. Being predominantly muslim and wedged between fundementalist crazy Afghanistan and Iran it is clearly noticeable that the woman have much more freedom and their culture is more diverse (thanks to its Russian colonial history) including diverse music, dancing, and preservation of their pre islamic tribal cultural heritage in every day life. 2. Comparing similar islamic countries it is clear that the dictator (regardless of good or bad) maintains a relatively progressive line to the point where little girls are seen learning on public television (and there are only 2 channels in this country both are fully censored by the regime). 3. If it wasn't for the dictator and the country's communist past you could look at its neighbouring Afghanistan and Iran and clearly see what the alternative would have looked like especially considering that Turkmenistan is an amalgamation of different tribes that for the last 2 millennia throughout history were under the rule of various empires until the formation of independent Turkmenistan in the previous century and we all know what that combination looks like when there is no one to keep the fundamentalist jihadis at bay. Turkmenistan is not perfect but if you had to live there with no other choices you would probably be happy that you live in one of the more progressive islamic countries today.
@w花b25 күн бұрын
I mean at this point it's like picking your poison. It's still a poison at the end of the day. But I get it that a woman would probably take this country if the remaining choices were Iran or Afghanistan...
@nizamaroth25 күн бұрын
Malaysia and Indonesia (world's largest Muslim population, where Bali island is located) invites you to visit.
@wakuwaku79825 күн бұрын
I'd rather live in Iran if I had to pick between the three. Sure its an authoritarian theocracy but its tame compared to Afghanistan. Unlike Turkmenistan, I can still access international media and the internet (so as long as it doesn't criticize the regime). You'll have an easier time leaving Iran than leaving the other two.
@caspianseal1224 күн бұрын
While I appreciate your somewhat positive comment about my country, I'd like to clarify a few points. Our religious freedom is more a result of our own mentality and cultural heritage than any external influence. If our so-called "freedom" is attributed to the Russian Empire, then why do not we see the same level of religious freedom in Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, and other regions that were part of the Empire long before the areas of modern Turkmenistan? Our religious identity is a blend of Zoroastrianism, which we practiced in pre-Islamic times, and Sufism, which tends to be more "open-minded" regarding the "strict" rules of the Islamic religion. There is no need to glorify an Empire that massacred our women and children and referred to us as "zveryata," meaning "animals," as something that shaped our identity. Moreover, the Turkmen have a saying, "Leave your religion, but do not leave your traditions," which is why our tribal affiliations remain stronger than religion to this day.
@Nooticus22 күн бұрын
@@wakuwaku798 this ^
@gokaiginger26 күн бұрын
Ahh quality Saturday evening craziness
@gokaiginger26 күн бұрын
God the singing started off oK but just turned into a shitshow of missed cues 😅
@RR-bc6wy25 күн бұрын
Turkmenistan's #1 DJ
@Ararechan7425 күн бұрын
And they say MTV doesn't play music anymore
@MorimotoYTP25 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3135">52:15</a> omg the synths and the singer just standing there
@klawlor365925 күн бұрын
Pure banger!
@Nooticus22 күн бұрын
yup!! it's not just in dictatorships like turkmenistan, so much of the 'middle-east' and central asian music uses a shit ton of amazing heavy synth keyboards. especially caucasus nations like armenia, azerbaijan and also iran. though the chord progressions in these turkmen songs are way better tbh, really unusual for the region, clearly influenced by soviet marches and stuff.
@josefarias87464 күн бұрын
Whats the name of this song?
@francessharkey446718 күн бұрын
I'm absolutely in love with the news set and long shots of a tiny woman, in green, with lovely plaits sitting in a mint green news studio Really Kubrick-esque stuff!
@UKbrownSkinBoy18 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3138">52:18</a> I'm sure this was one of the fabled "Lost Songs" from StreetFighter II
@Wawawalulu15 күн бұрын
I fell asleep and woke up to this on autoplay hahaha, amazing.
@theoriginaltroll38825 күн бұрын
Lmao this a legendary channel 😂
@Naman030917 күн бұрын
This is giving a mix of "shit that plays on tv at 3 am" and uncanny vibes.
@stofopdenaald13226 күн бұрын
Pretty upbeat compared to North Korea, I actually unironacly dig some of these cheesy tunes 😂
@halfbakedproductions788725 күн бұрын
It's just a wealthier, more modern, slightly more open version of North Korea.
@mcbchannel717321 күн бұрын
not that open, the international tourist of turkmenistan is actually much more lower than north korea
@HuyLe-yt8pw17 күн бұрын
@@mcbchannel7173That's bcz barely anyone knows about Turkmenistan compared to NK
@iVenge26 күн бұрын
Excellent work. Very informative. We would not know anything about this place without your work.
@Ucfahmad24 күн бұрын
Honestly fascinating and rich display of culture. Unlike NK TV, with just military propaganda.
@MakeKasprzak25 күн бұрын
Geez, some of these are bangers
@caseclosed934220 күн бұрын
With all that awesome music you’d never guess they are the most authoritarian country in the former USSR…
@AckzaTV14 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="314">5:14</a> gets so incredible with that vaporwave go go late 80s eartly 90s car commercial mossy nissan electric guitar solo.
@seananon489321 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="75">1:15</a>:07 "I wandered and ate your salt for three years" - Google Translator on my phone.
@Muhammedmazin-rj4jo23 күн бұрын
Better production value than our boy kim next Eritrea please
@thejoeyjason14 күн бұрын
i'm curious about Eritrea as well
@theCinemaHaus26 күн бұрын
And remember, the male members of my family can't grow beards so you can't either!!!!
@TrentAdam20 күн бұрын
I don't understand how he doesn't understand how insecure that makes him look and nobody would ever even think anything of it otherwise haha
@quangcaodo886413 күн бұрын
@@TrentAdam He ban beard bc he want to seen as a secular dictator and beards are considered 'Islamic'
@muzamilraza499 күн бұрын
@@quangcaodo8864 This reminds me of a certain Russian emperor who was outshined by his wife.
@ericdunn871824 күн бұрын
Love how the whole country has a pretty good soundtrack to it, like a friend that loves that one anime you just can't understand but it has an awesome soundtrack that they listen to ALL the time. North Korea was similar but too stuck in the 1980s, which gets old fast. Seems like Turkmenistan may have had some more western exposure, at least when it comes to music (when you're the dictator of a country you're forcibly keeping the young citizens of within your borders, you need to keep them loyal 😂😅). Also, why the fish at the end??
@Alexadron212 күн бұрын
Советский союз очень сильно европеизировал центральную азию
@MissDeathstarr12 күн бұрын
@@Alexadron2К черту Советский Союз!
@Alexadron212 күн бұрын
@@MissDeathstarr Я его тоже ненпвижу
@davebellard25 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="61">1:01</a>:36 top notch audio production here.
@sarkarbroadband25 күн бұрын
Studio Quality 😅
@Yabbagabbagool25 күн бұрын
Fuzzy Hat Horse Guy is my favourite prog band
@filikasnicadori182716 күн бұрын
Now show this to a sentinel islander and tell him this is what the outside world is like
@beheadedkamikaze141618 күн бұрын
fuzzy hat on a horse guy had NO BUSINESS goin that hard
@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr24 күн бұрын
what makes it weirder than nk: 1. it is not communist anymore yet it still acts like one 2. it is allied with the united states despite having a muslim majority🤔 3. green
@PParsa22 күн бұрын
Turkmenistan is going through an emo phsse
@jonathantan246917 күн бұрын
Not any green. Lime green. It's like Charli XCX secretly runs this country and the President for Life is actually a figurehead.
@Trgn13 күн бұрын
Saudi is an ally with America and it has the worst version of Islamic fundamentalism. You would be damned if you think the US is about human rights.
@user-ye4ek7gq5cКүн бұрын
There are a lot of muslim majority countries allied with the US, that part is not weird. But they surely love the green and white, with a heavy dose of gold
@ideac.20 күн бұрын
producers will go wild with the amount of songs they can sample with no legal issues
@MartynMobileGaming200713 күн бұрын
Turkmenistan is, in fact, a dream come true for any USSR fan. A country that defeated capitalism... And common sense
@TrentAdam20 күн бұрын
This is genuinely one of the funniest things ive seen. Especially that music
@0zne.14 күн бұрын
Not gonna lie having a fish tank during midnight is fucking fire
@toshdosh205824 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="173">2:53</a> Goes hard ngl 🔥
@ronbroadfoot27922 күн бұрын
I'm actually considering Turkmenistan as my next trip destination.
@knockeledup17 күн бұрын
Good luck getting in!
@misstuxbrandi17 күн бұрын
Enjoy the airport.😂
@omitbadgers566426 күн бұрын
This song goes so hard
@wurstbrat.26 күн бұрын
Which one?
@PantsCommaJordy24 күн бұрын
@@wurstbrat. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the Dragonforce one
@temmie3120 күн бұрын
@@wurstbrat. All of them
@user-jeffkenn26 күн бұрын
it was nice to watche some diferent tv...
@AllieBorse17 күн бұрын
I'm in love with how some of the songs, the lipsyncing just does not even give a shit about lining up
@TechThroughHistory12 күн бұрын
A dictator that likes musicals and Dream Theater is my kind of dictator! As long as I get some nice exotic cars if I move, $100k USD a month, and no one tries to shoot me, I think I'm all good.
@martonk16 күн бұрын
The “cartoon” was just showing still images and panning around with the camera, to simulate movement. I love it
@parasatc818325 күн бұрын
It's great to see that in the age of digital TV something akin to TV DX-ing is still alive and well :)
@Pricklesthebedbug27 күн бұрын
Im glad you found Turkmenistan!!! looks like they are just as crazy. full of sing a long songs
@jess_lol457919 күн бұрын
fuzzy hat horse guy was sick don't hate
@Pricklesthebedbug15 күн бұрын
@@jess_lol4579 Im mad I dont have his cool hat!
@birthdaycake463612 күн бұрын
Furry Hat House Guy and Sand In Pants Dude should've join Eurovision.
@loflobro15 күн бұрын
I got to say it again Mr Fairlie - the chapter titles are hilarious. Watching your content from Australia 🇦🇺
@MrJohndoakes17 күн бұрын
Even when Turkmenistan was part of the USSR, their Communist Party (each Soviet Republic had one) went its own way. Central Asia never de-Stalinized, and it has effected how the successor states present themselves.
@koko_bill313 күн бұрын
If this song could be in Eurovision, I would vote 12 points for Turkmenistan. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="986">16:26</a>
@canadagoof24 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1240">20:40</a> Yup, turkmen still sounds like a diesel car starting up in -40 temp 😄
@mexicotaco091321 күн бұрын
could you do Myanmar TV next?
@peterfairlie229621 күн бұрын
That's a good one. I'll try for sure.
@_MaxHeadroom_18 күн бұрын
That children's cartoon is sooo bad haha. There's zero animation, it probably cost like 5 cents to produce 😅
@avapingbaby13 күн бұрын
Jesus what an absolutely fascinating broadcast. The final montage, with the city footage and electric fish tank billboard with melancholic violins, was one of the coolest accidentally-aesthetic things I've seen in a minute. The whole thing is so surreal it's comical.
@ManOfCulture199216 күн бұрын
The song name of the fuzzy hat guy is : Yar gerekdir
@MillywiggZ24 күн бұрын
I’m curious about something, but it’s the same question for North Korea too. Do they only get a couple of hours of TV broadcast every day and then it’s switched off? Or is it a constant stream of the repeated hour-or-so block like NHKWorld’s news channel?
@giacomopandiani629019 күн бұрын
Fuzzy hat horse guy is a hit.
@spectator35225 күн бұрын
I wish I had such intense dedication, this is awesome.