Pitbull’s Moment of Reckoning - Alternatino

Pitbull has a dark night of the soul after a run-in with a hater.
About Alternatino:
Alternatino is a sketch show that follows Arturo Castro (“Broad City,” “Narcos”) as he attempts to navigate life as a modern Latino man - whatever that means.
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[@allday_1976]

I should have guessed Mr. Worldwide would sleep with sunglasses on

[@RavenPhoenix696]

Worldwide Douche

[@alicelu5691]

I don’t know if this guy is some kind of Mexican or Asian pretend-rich....

[@karnageninjaz5678]

@@alicelu5691 cuban singer

[@alicelu5691]

Dinamita Karnage wow, I see why someone I knew flee Cuba now...

[@prodj.mixapeofficial6431]

shit. im too late to comment this.

[@twoshort509]

“Did I dale to hard” 😂💀💀💀

[@karnageninjaz5678]

Lmao, i was laughing so hard

[@13janhald]

🤣🤣

[@ramirosan145]

Dale duro!!

[@twoshort509]

“Too” sorry I was drunk lmao.. I actually took English as a minor 😂

[@B58_Bless]

Stuuupid!! Lol

[@samuelngumii]

When he removed his sleep mask and still had his sunglasses on!!😂😂😂😂

[@drodrig1]

666 likes I cant

[@RaptorProducts1991]

His parents, I swear!! 😂😂😂

[@CarlosCastro-dc8cl]

That’s was hella funny

[@iamkrishradha]

Caesy neistat

[@Livingtree32]

I've watched this video about 20 times in the last few years and I swear I've never noticed that 😂

[@redbluesome2829]

0:38 “Drink your Bud Light Lime.” Under appreciated line, lol.

[@varshithreddy9355]

What does it signify ?

[@bait5257]

+?

[@jp2650]

@Red Bluesome come back here and explain

[@varshithreddy9355]

@@jp2650 xD

[@fizikeL]

@@varshithreddy9355 he acts all cool and tough but drinks a flavoured light beer instead of a "real" drink

[@juandelacruz5999]

This is too damn funny he said “it’s like the same song right ? No it’s like 4 different albums”😂😂😂😂😂😂 this dude is comedic genius 👌

[@b1gcheco683]

@@dillonobrien8137 possibly the excessive use of emojis

[@curiousgemini]

They're all just remixes of one song.

[@georgev3320]

I had to pause the video from laughter

[@juandelacruz5999]

Dillon O'Brien idk but that shits funny

[@prettyinpinky5937]

Deceased 🤣🙈🤣🤣🤣🙈

[@cornlips7247]

The sun glasses under the sleeping mask was perfection!

[@lilirustrian6086]

I thought you were going to say is; PERFECTINO!

[@RaptorProducts1991]

The cherry on top!

[@georgeschuler7194]

twitter.com/OVargas52/status/1415747225263775746?s=20

[@diggarsa8614]

leave him, he's just trying to Dale

[@andrewanderson7912]

💀💀💀

[@dylankeene1915]

"Did I 'Dale' to hard" 😂😂😂

[@samuelmarekmracka]

This has kind of a GTA side mission energy, especially the ending

[@notsaeed]

For real. Kinda reminded me of that San Andreas mission where Madd Dogg is jumling off the building and you have to catch him with a truck bed.

[@wasacarpenter]

“Armando??” “Dude, no real names, he hates that!”

[@SamSam-il6ec]

I was there hundredth like!!

[@armandosalinas7693]

I do

[@tiffany4628]

"Did I dale too hard?" 😂😂😂😂 And the party air horn when they were looking for him😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sytijinx]

I'm still cracking up about the air horn after he fell!🤣🤣

[@juandiegofm]

GEEZUS, when they use party air horns to find you...you really are DALE too hard!

[@AMG-cp9pf]

I fkin lold hard the horn sound

[@thefather5765]

What's dale?

[@DJ0394]

@babadook trying to hook, it’s like saying go hard/do it

[@volcom05345]

To me this is by far his funniest sketch. Especially the look of realization he gets when the guy calls him a douche 😄

[@volcom05345]

"You google pitbull I come up before the dog." -Pitbull 😄

[@dr.badass702]

He's not even mad, just confused! "But.. I'm Mr. Worldwide!"

[@redliondeaddeer]

​@@volcom05345I just did and the breed comes up first 🤷‍♂️

[@jbot91]

"youre pitbull" "I know, I think that's the problem"

[@martinfiedler4317]

THAT killed me :D

[@carlosmendez2591]

Met pitbull in real life at a hotel I was staying in . Honestly he seemed like a humble dude but the sketch is funny

[@BUCKSHOTSTV]

carlos mendez you’re right. I spent a weekend with him when "culo" was out. Most humble artist I’ve ever had the pleasure of being around. Likes to drink like a Mfa, but was cool as hell.

[@raduvlad4429]

@@BUCKSHOTSTV sure you did.

[@marin5792]

Check his interview on a Late Night show, he seems like a really humble and chill dude who just wants to make fun music

[@aubreyyoung4610]

He was connected to a concert competition where voters chose where the concert would be. He got trolled and the site was flooded with requests to do a concert in East Bumfuck, Alaska. Did Pitbull bitch about it? Nah, he flew to Alaska and performed his ass off like he was performing on South Beach. The town ended up giving him a key to the city and I think naming an official holiday after him.

[@CharlieA24]

@@aubreyyoung4610 For real?

[@NotTheFBI_OFFICIAL]

“All pitbull wanted to do is dale all over the world” 😂😂

[@preetikaur5334]

What does "Dale" mean? Totally clueless about the word 😂

[@juandiegofm]

@@preetikaur5334 It's just a Spanish slang that has too many senses, sort of an expression of encouragement: Go for it...hit it...just do it...JUST DALE!!!

[@m4ch207]

I've seen you all over youtube now, it spooks me.

[@gssbr]

Dale Dele Dele Dolly

[@driziiD]

damn, FBI profound words

[@gamerbhai3696]

When he sees his own philosophical vedio and says "Wht the f***ck m i talking abt!!" 😂😆🤣😭

[@globalcritics9076]

How does he managed to be the number one most hated man on Netflix to the best Comedian?

[@EpicTime33]

Because now the most hates person in netflix is Arturo 😂

[@emprrah]

What you mean?

[@emprrah]

How'come?

[@rifqihanief2909]

He played as a villain in narcos season 3

[@klumsyninja9073]

Best comedian. Ight fam, chill

[@HB-yn8hf]

I truly had no idea that the psycho criminal son from Narcos was so talented and worked on such a range of projects.

[@cloverleaf3996]

H B fkin hate that david character of his, but if i may watch again narcos season 3 im sure im gonna laugh everytime i see him

[@-Ncrypt]

@@cloverleaf3996 lol same here

[@gussy2103]

yeah his spanish isnt choppy like all the other actors.

[@probablynotabigtoe9407]

He great... Loved him in Broad city

[@madkilla3739]

Same brk

[@justanotherviewer5502]

"Yo what up parents, it's Pitbull"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maciejdziewit6822]

ajahaahgaa

[@asimpleman6464]

Jajajaja

[@JaimeEskobar]

Orale

[@martins.28]

When I first saw Arturo Castro in Narcos I would‘ve never thought he could be so funny. He’s awesome!

[@arvindjijiantony4882]

"Nobody can do what you do. Even if you do it a lot and in the same way, everytime"

[@montec6113]

I lost my shit when he took of his night shades to reveal his sunglasses

[@TheDarp95]

Happiest moment of the year for sureeeee

[@hivekind9128]

"Feminism Ft. Chris Brown" Alternatino might actually be the next big comedy series

[@thephoenix2176]

Si

[@oskarknutsson479]

It wont, it's too niche and don't appeal to a big enough crowd

[@user-jc7pb2dk1u]

Dale!

[@JoeelGaucin]

@@oskarknutsson479 Yeah unfortunately, if you're not black or white nobody gives a shite.

[@I.M.N.L]

Joeel Gaucin what about key and peele? Dave chapel? Kevin Hart?

[@JDelvaMusic]

"wtf am i talking about" LMFAOOO

[@rjkessler]

The background music is really amazing.

[@pilgrimmanahan8035]

Hahahahaha his dad and his mom are bald as well. Hahahahahaha.

[@budtastic1224]

Did I 'dale' too hard?

[@pilgrimmanahan8035]

😂😂😂

[@laughnowcrylater3500]

They all have leukimia

[@ooferrell]

Lol now I gotta watch again I missed that part lmfao!!!

[@kaktees]

With goatees

[@chibi_taiki4066]

“DID I DALE TOO HARD?” Mr.World Wide’s moment of epiphany.

[@RuizSBLVIChamps]

LOL...

[@southsydesasha3125]

Lol 😂

[@ankitaaarya]

Hahaha

[@petraazura3900]

I'm laughing so hard and watched for several times..it is so hilarious.. There are 7 things make me lmfao; 1. Dale (idk correct spelling) 2. Mr. Worldwide 3. Sleeping with eye mask and sunglass 4. Listening to same kinda song but it's all from 4 different album 5. His own clip from Tubeo - "in heart meat" 😂 6. Family portrait 😂😂😂 (mom & dad) 7. The air horn sound hahahahhaha😂😂😂

[@philleotardo7879]

and from inteview :DD 95k likes and 105m dislikes :D

[@imnimbusy2885]

Me when I realise I wasted my whole life and still want to know if some of it made it out okay so I try calling my parents: “Yo, what up parents.”

[@anthonyfam5469]

His life was good and he let some young knucklehead kids words get to him. Damn. Words hurt.

[@mohamud.l.ghazal2346]

This is a joke and BTW he is a douch

[@probablynotabigtoe9407]

Truth hurts and Ignorance is bliss.

[@drunkagain3379]

Mohamud .L.Ghazal most say he isn’t.

[@unculturedswine5583]

​@@drunkagain3379 you can be a decent person in some ways and a douche in different ways at the same time, case in point awful people who are doting grandparents, if his songs are serious he absolutely is a total douchebag but in some private aspects hew might be decent, hard to say really, celebrities are always covered in a kind of haze and he seems to be quite marketing savvy. and any smart celebrity donates a bit of their massive wealth to charity anyways. regardless, he probably is a massive douche in some ways. If his views on women and life in his songs are anything to go by.

[@theokwacraft2318]

Anyone not gonna mention his call got disconnected on voicemail? 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@deephillips6964]

Sd the same... I died Lolz 🤣🤣

[@dolphinbeta514]

No

[@boquin84]

Omg I didn't even realized that... Comment section FTW lol

[@DonnaFlavia]

Is that a reference?

[@Drhumbolt]

That used to be a thing

[@ezequielalvarez1854]

The family photo broke me

[@jaclynjt8410]

Yes! 😂😂😂

[@nanashipersonne4151]

The line delivery on: „I think that‘s the problem.“, is great👌

[@joseavila4833]

"Mami, papai where did I go wrong ?!, Did I Dale too hard " lmfaooo

[@Pandakiller523]

“Generosity, generosity, blessings, blessings, above ground, above ground, okay that’s enough” 😂😂😂

[@salsasoul4112]

Hahahaaaa! I laughed so hard at that 😭😭😭😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣

[@dobrivojejeyostanica6511]

i whachet milion times

[@tatonghudas]

I wanna meet the real Pitbull and take a picture with him but I'm afraid I'm gonna be disappointed if he doesn't do that T__T

[@bentep0511]

I've been seeing a lot of Alternito on my feed. You did well KZbin, you did well.

[@castronator29]

Actual funny things coming from Comedy Central, wasnt expecting for that.

[@teukufayzal9998]

bentep0511 whats Alternito?

[@nopejoeandangie]

@@castronator29 Comedy Central has been killing it with sketch comedy. Key & Peele, then right into Broad City for five seasons, now Alternativo. Even Inside Amy Schumer wasn't terrible terrible (Paul Giamatti guest starred as God for a sketch).

[@teukufayzal9998]

Nope Offmate whats alternativo

[@romansale2697]

@@castronator29 me too bro

[@lakshmigumpeny3527]

When he took off his sleeping mask and had shades on underneath though..

[@charlesagha5261]

“World wide, world wide, world wide” “Dale, dale, dale, dale kulo” “Oh yeah! I’m mr world wiiiide” That sequence was just way too funny, I’m telling you!!

[@BBL_Inc]

He says dale duro, which means hard in Spanish

[@theletterb6042]

@@BBL_Inc He most definitely does not say duro. The OP is right, although he spelled it wrong.

[@BBL_Inc]

@@theletterb6042 oh my bad, he actually did, I got tripped up cause he always says dale duro

[@kmp820]

This can easily be turned into a dj khaled segment. Put him in all scenes instead saying the same exact thing.

[@porkyfood6095]

But Khaled is really a douche 😂😂😂

[@lebbeus]

Another one, we the best, blessed up

[@williambatson2514]

I hate how Khaled has to always announce himself in any song, like he has to say his own name so you know he was in the song...DJ KHALED! what a fucking joke of a guy

[@CharlieA24]

MAJOR KEY!

[@perstephanies]

You get a writing credit!

[@professionalfacepuncher8361]

"That gotta be the same song right, No that's not that's like 4 different albums" 😂😂😂😂

[@gareginasatryan6761]

Love the suspenseful music

[@ryadh456]

I found about Alternatino long time ago but it's only now that I'm actually watching this and being a fan.

[@elpnut9024]

“What the F$@& am I talking about” killed me 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

[@mannion7646]

Haha YEH

[@safahri7819]

The horns tho 😩😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pope400]

"Drink your Bud Lite Lime." LMAO 🤣🤣

[@johnnygizmo4733]

This guy is a genius

[@thekj9818]

Am i a douche ? That's one question we should ask ourselves everyday...

[@bobbob5007]

It’s not a question it’s a daily goal for me

[@atlaskaiser693]

What's wrong with being douche ?

[@rudystraight1750]

You're a free range useless consumer slave

[@johnredberg]

1:23 95,105,292 views, 105k up, 95m down. Pure gold XD

[@homelackin2234]

Bahahah almost missed that

[@javyacuna4380]

I wanna watch "Feminism ft Chris Brown" haha!

[@beigefox6579]

I'm searching "Is Pitbull a douche" on KZbin right now 😂

[@new89yorknix]

292 were autoplay

[@LetsEatTogether]

Hahahaha. Yep

[@sirmatatyahu1261]

I have never seen a more perfectly round head. Amazing.

[@RamAlambaDingDong]

If only all celebrities could get humbled like this

[@fuziontonygaming]

Lol pretty sure Pitbull is chill irl I think his music just is an exaggerated version of him but there probably are some celebs that need to be humbled lol.

[@ayefo7800]

Did he say you gotta feel it in your heart meat???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jenniferbove5752]

😂 😂 😂

[@RantTherapist]

beat

[@salsasoul4112]

YUP! LMFAO! 😩😩😩😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

[@Taijifufu]

Def said meat lol.😂

[@RKH991]

"generosity generosity blessings blessings"

[@sangfroid8903]

Hahahahahha

[@dannyv7330]

“Yo I’m in a real bad place right now man, I think I suck or something” 😂

[@mikedangerdoes]

You can tell these dudes actually like Pitbull. They wouldn't be able to rag on him so hard if they didn't!

[@Chxzz1]

That family photo was AWESOME.

[@YasirWozgar]

Wtf am i talking about🤣🤣

[@pleaseexcusemeimavirgo7126]

Been there buddy

[@coachceaser8378]

Yasir Zahir lmao that was so funny

[@sweetLemonist]

I died at that part :))))))

[@xKalphax]

Lmbo

[@datswatitis8]

'Did I dale too hard' I was already dying before that 🤣🤣

[@theokwacraft2318]

“But I’m Mr. World wide!!” “More like World Wide Douch” Hahahahaha

[@shimmanojoe2221]

Pitbull song in a nutshell.....a few random words to do with partying followed by a random Spanish word

[@kpag3030]

Shimmano Joe yup

[@33sixpack]

Don't forget about mentioning Pitbull once or twice in the start of the song during and at the end.

[@rohanb2711]

Dale

[@shimmanojoe2221]

Remember he dropped that song with flo rida it was 24 carat gold corn

[@Amadeus-ms9lt]

@@33sixpack He mentions his name so we can switch to another song.

[@sauller76]

"Did I "dale" too hard?" LMFAO!

[@ongjoon9173]

As a Pitbull fan, I find this really hilarious and replay able, this is gold, I don't know why I didn't see this sooner, but way to go, fellas

[@Chris.Pontius]

No wonder you find it replay able. Isn't that your special ability as a pitbull fan?

[@Giobemo]

"I think I suck or somethin'." 🤣

[@jitensha8647]

OK, it was funny, but it bums me out people think he's a douche :( He does a lot for the kids of South Florida. And he pretty much was raised by a single mom, and eventually a foster family.

[@mannion7646]

FUKK EM

[@WestMeetsEastIndonesia]

His adopted brother was a close friend of mine, sadly he passed away from cancer. I grew up in Miami. I have personally met "pit bull" several times because of his adopted family. Both his brothers are good people. One of them used to be a big time graffiti artist that used to do "get ups" with my brother. BTW a get up is a mural or painting. 😅 anyway, cool guy. Good family. My brother used to make fun of him when he was younger because he was always rapping and saying he would be big one day. I guess my brother looks pretty stupid because after DJ Laz picked him up and started playing his music on power 96 he blew up! 🤷 who knew. Good for him.

[@redmane6468]

He is a douche I've met him. You can do good and still be a fucking asshole personality wise.

[@pr_ank_sisters]

@@redmane6468 Much better than a furry though.

[@redmane6468]

@@pr_ank_sisters Nah, but he's probably less of a douche than you,.

[@Dan_Codi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the horn just Killin me 😂

[@MrRotten187]

The video he watches of himself, has 105K likes, and 95M dislikes...

[@mihaitoma4572]

"Yo, what's up parents, it's me, Pitbull".

[@904Anonymous]

They said but you're Pitbull he said "I think that's the problem" Lmfao. Dead.

[@CoolGobyFish]

He was drinking Bud Light!!! This is too perfect))

[@varnabinibanhara4792]

This sketch is priceless and nerver get old 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TokyoMkhwanazi]

For a moment there I thought Pit Bull was dying. He looked like a lollipop.

[@akiba1972]

Lol I had to Google a pic like wth is wrong with his face

[@SeverelyoursTV]

"Did I Dale too hard?" 😂 😂

[@jessielawson6982]

What does it mean ?

[@Doja421]

The fact that he wears sunglasses under his sleeping mask made me LOL. what a doosh

[@vasudev8957]

I know it is only for fun but it also shows how important supportive friends are in life

[@theresenydahl9531]

Arturo Castro is brilliant!✌

[@MyTBrain]

Arturo Castro and Key & Peele would have AMAZING comedic chemistry

[@brucesmith6942]

The DJ horns killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@gravitas7583]

One of those classic sketches. We need more Alternatino please

[@SincerelyGail]

I am obsess with Arturo and Alternatino! Easily added to my fave shows including Key & Peele and Drunk History.

[@fairfour3914]

For realll

[@intldawn]

I wasn’t ready for the sleep mask over the sunglasses. I wasn’t ready! 😂😂😂

[@lucagerza7372]

Nice key and peele reference “I can do anything”

[@beigefox6579]

Yo, Screw that negativity man. Boys and girls dont let anyone tell you what you cannot do...😂😂😂

[@shashank2164]

You can fly

[@damasek219]

"Dooorbell, dooorbell, it's my house, esta es mi casa." Imagine kinda knowing two languages😉

[@sahilibrahim41]

I know 3 languages but not spanish

[@rudranil06]

This is Stewie right?

[@SuperWillBrasil]

Yo what up parents it’s me Pit bull!!! 😭😂😂😂 and that family portrait, priceless 👌🏾

[@brianonweilstreet]

“Drink your Bud Lite.” Perfect! Lol

[@seandmoore6922]

He came, and he went, and I never even heard of him.

[@Detallado]

"takes off the pads from the eyes at nights" he's wearing sunglasses indoor while sleeping, holy shit

[@starfireonvf]

Those air horns are so funny! It's like attracting dogs to the sound.

[@razorrich]

*Sunglasses underneath the sleeping mask.* 0:50 That’s some funny shit!!!

[@elkadiry_]

"you are pitbull man" i think thats the problem 😂😂😂

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodpi6655]

"Wow, imagine kind of knowing 2 languages" - Stewie Griffen, Family Guy

[@adamc4183]

In the end where he says "I can do anything, I can fly," that reminds me of a Key & Peele episode...😂 (basketball player interview)

[@marqasholmes8440]

Ikr lol

[@Homeboy_Brando]

Sometimes I find my self dancing like at 3:36 yelling out loud, “Dale duro! Dale duro!” I can never dale too hard😂😂

[@Chris-be3pi]

Went to a show with Pitbull with Enrique Iglesias a few years back. Great show. Pitbull was on first. Funny part was when Pitbull was performing all the guys were into it, ladies dancing on stage, lights flashing. Ladies in the audience were just chilling just like “ehh.” Enrique Iglesias comes on after Pitbull and all the women are screaming 😍 their lungs out, standing, shouting “I love you, marrrrrrrry me :). All the men sit down and are just like “ehh.”

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

His sunglasses are always on even at home I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@abnnizzy]

This is funny and all, but its crazy how Pitbull turned his life on a 360. Dude was on hard times cause family issues and drugs but made a change and is spreading positivity.

[@abnnizzy]

@Charlotte's Web I meant 540, sorry. But you know what I mean.

[@melissacorona551]

I saw his show last year and was impressed with all the positive messages. Great show too!

[@JCCano-we7yy]

We've been waiting for you for a long time. He was so overdue for his own show

[@SvenSellmann]

One of the best pieces of comedy on KZbin. Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@kfelix2934]

@02:43 "Armando...." no real names he hates that. Damm so cold, I ran into it once while living in the MIA area , and he is a character for sure.

[@IAMEYI]

YOU GOTTA FEEL IT IN UR HEART MEAT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Shebellaz]

The sunglasses under the sleep mask, the family photo,and the 'i can fly' really did it for me 😅😅😅😅😅

[@lafree7833]

The Lethal Weapon sound on the beach 👌🏻

[@tdawgluxor1060]

"Feminism feat. Chris Brown" lmao

[@DesertRunner602]

"Yo, what up, parents. It's me, Pitbull" 😂😂😂