Pizza Place - SNL

A very popular pizza delivery man (JJ Watt) loses his job.
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[@potentialsideeffects1085]

No one ever thinks about the consequences of porn scenarios.

[@kylehereford7442]

You're right Antonio because we're busy watching porn genius🤯

[@mloftin6472]

Speak for yourself. When I watch porn, I am always worried about STDs, pregnancy, and harm to self-image.

[@Caspian50]

Yeah, it can lead to sticky situations.

[@ryan82scott]

Cold pizza?

[@ghostwtm5652]

@@Caspian50 LOL

[@EulalioMagana]

“When I met you in that men’s bathroom, you told me you would do anything for quick cash...”

[@celieboo]

Ikr! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Samstar369]

Eulalio Magana Bus station bathroom*

[@Flaxon-Waxon]

😂Audience didnt catch that one.

[@kessler003]

@@Flaxon-Waxon Right? It was so funny to me, nobody laughed. Even Kennan broke a lil just b4 saying dat line.

[@n.weaver421]

Sus

[@razorback9926]

“There wasn’t even any sausage on it.” “Uh, there WAS” ... I’m dying.

[@TriniLush7]

razorback9926 lmao

[@karenhinton99]

Is that how the home got put in the box lol.

[@tylerkochman1007]

In the first scene I was expecting Aidy Bryant to come in as a little kid

[@yellowcrocs9000]

Tyler Kochman same

[@leahm1883]

Chance killed this skit, idk about this one

[@ChopAndBrew]

That would've been a fun way to keep that cameo party going to Aidy.

[@max123__]

ChopAndBrew Aidy’s still a cast member... do you know what a cameo is?

[@ChopAndBrew]

@@max123__ I do. I just meant her recurring character. Sorry for using wrong term.

[@imfromdowntown]

Cecily Strong is channeling the voice of Emma Stone's poster girl. I likey. 👍

[@lodivt]

~HEEEEeeeeelllll Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh~

[@archit28]

Cecily’s lost weight isn’t it?

[@peachesandcream4897]

I just got strong kardashian vibes 😂

[@bluepandaman]

Needs more stupid, stinky hot dogs.

[@perezsykes3803]

Tosh T Exactly what I was thinking

[@ChachaChapati]

Willie wanting his father-in-law killed was completely out of left field and the funniest bit in this solid sketch.

[@andrewjohnson588]

That's all he wanted, nothing crazy.

[@AmandaFromWisconsin]

Hehe, "solid".

[@finnsterling6514]

No doubt. That was fuggin hilarious.

[@orionred2489]

Props to Kenan for actually pushing the line button on the old phone! He did it every time!

[@4k-os]

Kenan to props

[@nicholasrogers7276]

​@4k-os inner good burger can i take your order😊

[@anjulikamins6420]

Watt looks like Wreck-It-Ralph in this sketch

[@danw.1667]

A what????????????????????

[@DanStrayer]

And Cecily sounds like Vanellope von Schweetz

[@jordanhurley8575]

y’all just gonna ignore the “thanks for calling Big Willie’s pizza, home of the big willie, can I take ya order?” like it wasn’t ICONIC

[@kennytennessee2078]

that didn't get the laugh it deserved

[@DavidTwo2009]

We all know what he was referring to...

[@jackmoscardini3116]

Not as funny as "welcome to big Willie's pizza. We COME when you ask."

[@eloyochoa8404]

Jack Moscardini he said that line because it was a reference to Kenan Thompson saying “Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?”

[@jordanhurley8575]

DavidTwo2009 it went over so many heads

[@werdna1969]

Wow. That man’s body looks just like a World of Warcraft human male character.

[@signifidelica2819]

Right? Didnt think that ever happened irl

[@AmirA-zv6uk]

That's why the bitches look so drunk.

[@noobnoob3489]

Just Ftr....... 2400 2v2 3v3 and 2400RatedBattleGround. Come at me. Frost dk can't be beaten 1v1

[@blinkth3dog]

Lmfao

[@canaisyoung3601]

And he sounds like John DiMaggio (the voice of Bender on Futurama).

[@americanfresh17]

"I don't understand why we not making no money. We getting in plenty of orders" 😂😂 The Bewilderment in the way he delivered that is just hilarious lol

[@iworshipgaysandsatan6822]

“Big willies pizza: where we come where you ask”

[@chongolius]

When*

[@humphreysmiggens3881]

@@chongolius why*

[@BopaBola]

@@humphreysmiggens3881 WHO

[@oooohsnaaaap]

Well, duh. Don't all pizza delivery restaurants do that?

[@snakeplisskkin5469]

Grammer Nazis are great at getting jokes

[@noneya7910]

Shellfish and karate class sounds about right

[@IRex-wm9pd]

Sounds like a Marcy Playground song from the 90's.

[@snatchadams69]

Funny how we become nose blind to our own activities.

[@natashabenitez7650]

@Cats in Cars LoL 🤣 😂😆😆😆😂

[@PoseidonRM]

That was perfect

[@hensona44]

😂😂😂😂

[@ParallelUniversity]

He came to deliver the pizza and they were like, "aw man, I'm all outta cash"

[@0x5D]

My first thought too lol

[@JB-mu1fb]

no you didn't say it right man its "aw man, i'm all outta cash" now you try it

[@Tzgrey77]

No no no... more like aw man I’m outta cash...

[@melissamelissamelissa888]

You don’t wanna kill urself! You just want a taco! It should be like: aw man, I’m all out of cash!

[@OliverTCrowe]

That's still not right, it's more "aw man, I'm all outta cash"

[@2319mi]

Am I the only one who noticed, that Kenan's character is named Willie, just like the sad, unlucky old man he used to play on update?

[@charlessullivan8477]

The name was needed to get the gag over. You are thinking way to HARD about Willie...see, get it? It is completely non related. No need for analysis.

[@kamcobbe]

That was Willie's fired hustle

[@Jonbutter]

This is his origin story

[@briantuma1502]

The “arm” through the pizza box was pure gold. 🍆

[@RichV20]

baby arm

[@emmae2520]

Is it instinct that he says "Can I take your order?" with the exact same rhythm as a Good Burger sketch?

[@jeffwei]

was thinking the same thing

[@geauxtigahs9183]

The first line... Holy shit this is classic. This was the best skit of the night

[@fucgoogle4559]

Ouch rough week then

[@tizodd6]

@@vrooooooooooooooooooom Go away hater. Why are you even watching/commenting? Let the rest of us enjoy it without you chiming in with your "going downhill" garbage.

[@neighborhoodginger4444]

@@vrooooooooooooooooooom You sure about that? That Del Taco sketch from last week begs to differ.

[@IgnorancEnArrogance]

@@vrooooooooooooooooooom - SNL's quality has almost always been determined by who's hosting. Adam Driver always takes the show to good places, along with a few other exceptions. This football was surprisingly good, he did better than charles barkley.

[@dennesey]

"A respectable medium size" is not what I expected to hear from Willie.

[@lucas4543]

Just being realistic bud lol

[@claybriggs1942]

The unexpected is what drives comedy

[@edo4867]

Good for them, they avoided the racist part of porn

[@neghiethervil5606]

I was wondering if he only served women customers...but then he seemed pretty game for that favor he thought Willy was asking for.

[@dennisaur66]

refer to Frozen II sketch

[@sol15_]

Well he said ‘thank god’ when he said the sex wasn’t the favour, so I think he only was game to keep the job

[@mloftin6472]

He probably would be pretty effective at murdering the brother-in-law.

[@thnktank1]

Twice! There was that one time in the truck stop bathroom too.

[@sws212]

If you think a male prostitute is just serving ladies, you're in for some news.

[@americanfresh17]

Kenan is an comedic genius and super underrated 💯

[@tjk3430]

Idk who would underrate Keenan since he's been a national treasure for like 25 years now.

[@johnbod]

He's the longest running SNL cast member in history. How is that underrated?

[@americanfresh17]

@@johnbod Underrated in the grand scheme of comedies not just SNL! He's not mentioned amongst the greats when he's funnier than most of them. Which means he's Underrated

[@umpus]

He has no range

[@americanfresh17]

@@umpus are you on drugs sir??? The man plays different characters and performs the hell out them to a tee! So what is your definition of range🤔

[@noribushi8946]

With Kenan and the simple, but effective concept and the hilarious puns, this feels like an adult All That sketch.

[@RoyNickerson]

"You smell like shellfish and karate class." LOL

[@80sChick80s]

"I mean did you even shower today?" "Well yah, why?" "Cuz ya smell like shell fish and Karate class!"

[@sajhabib]

PIZZA GUY: You’re firing me?! MANAGER: Every delivery takes you an hour to make and then you need a NAP!!

[@mattmcmahon1507]

Yea we watched the video

[@alexm566]

* two hours

[@sajhabib]

@@alexm566 oh… did I make a mistake? Someone please take away all my likes!

[@alexm566]

@@sajhabib You only had one job, son

[@alexm566]

@@sajhabib 369 people didn't get their ADD break

[@ploppy9943]

"You smell like shellfish and karate class" is the funniest lines I've heard in years. I laughed so hard I nearly passed out!

[@userman44]

Out of the whole sketch, that's the line I'm most confident was Kenan's idea.

[@LessGo7921]

I died at the restaurant name.

[@Golfina19]

haha... "Big Willie's Pizza. We come where you ask!" That's one great slogan!

[@mloftin6472]

Nice. Somehow my filthy mind did not catch that!

[@blinkth3dog]

@@Golfina19 im crying

[@suyashjoshi5851]

Did anyone notice the Good Burger reference when Kenan picks up the call the first time?

[@theman1412]

"Home of the Great Big Willie"

[@Jedicake]

NICE!

[@justSomeUserOnYT]

I feel like most people didn't notice this lol.

[@iinferno2010]

holy cow just rewatched and can't believe I missed that! Good Burger was my JAM back in the day!

[@perfectsphere101]

"Big Willie's Pizzuuuuh, we come when you ask" I'm dying. lmao

[@endorphinzz]

"This is a bidniz, son!" - 2020, SNL "This is a bidniz!" - 1984, Purple Rain

[@ELVIS1975T]

BINNE!!!

[@pickzkickz]

Billy Sparks

[@graceryan6349]

I think I've been transported to 70s SNL

[@levic1995]

No one: Big Willies Pizza: we “come” where you ask 😉

[@trevorhansen7681]

@Cats in Cars It was definitely where

[@trevorhansen7681]

@Cats in Cars that double entendre had me so dead tho lmao 😂!

[@Velo1010]

JJ Watt and Kenan Thompson go well together as actors.

[@CelestialWriter01]

Shellfish and Karate class. Lmao “Big Willie’s Pizza: We Come When You Call”

[@MrEazyE357]

"Shellfish and karate class." 😆😂

[@kotorlover]

The writing on this sketch is really good and every line Kenan delivered had me laughing.

[@oliverburke]

JJ is really workin’ on his post-football prospects. He put his back into this acting. I enjoyed it!

[@danw.1667]

I laughed until I cried watching this!! 😂😂..." When I met you at that bus station bathroom" too damn funny!!

[@jackrubyultima]

See I always figured that the pizza guy just paid for the pizza out of his own pocket. Like he can't just NOT bring back the money.

[@dazem8]

"WHAT?! i just wanted you to shoot my father in law for me... ya damn sicko" 😭😭

[@hmackprotection1]

“Kuz ya smell like shellfish 🦐 and karate 🥋 class” 😂😂😂😂

[@ramal5708]

4:01 "can I interest you with respectable a middle size...... Hello? Hello?! Damn phone"

[@jaleesamilburn4476]

"Is that why you never have my money??!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Ya damn sicko!!!"

[@Chishannicon]

Kenan's delivery is so perfect that you might not notice how well written this sketch is. On the other hand, this sketch is so well written that you might not notice how amazing Kenan's performance is. Freaking great sketch.

[@eat_pray_porg8450]

"You smell like shellfish and karate class." DEAD LOL

[@natashabenitez7650]

😆😆😆🤦‍♀️🤔🙄🙄😆🤦‍♀️😂

[@WisconsinParkour]

This is the perfect bit with the right cast. JJ killed it (and the writers knew how to pull this off so well).

[@SheldonBeldon]

"and there wasn't any sausage on it." "well, there was!" Wow, really brilliant writing.

[@thevpq]

We come where you ask 😂😂

[@jamesdeanlove]

Lmao I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times and I still find it hilarious 😂 🍕 😋

[@jaredvaccarella9761]

2:35 'shellfish and karate class' is just so brilliant

[@PIXPromosMore]

1:57 - That's about as close as Kenan will ever get to reciting the Good Burger slogan

[@universalorlandochica]

Shellfish and karate class 😂😂 But also ewwww

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

fish and sweat*

[@thatonegirlelaine]

When Kenan said ‘bidness’, I had flashbacks of my dad😀

[@jtoms3]

"Every delivery takes you like an hour and then you need a nap!"

[@theman1412]

0:42-0:50, Kenan flustered like that reminds me alot from his "Kenan and Kel" days. His 70's character reminded me a little of his "All That" character named Antoine

[@wilderac2250]

3:30 “Have sex? I just wanted you to shoot my father in law for me.” Yes, cause that’s so much better

[@azndude963]

Omg when Kennen said anything...I was like where’s aidy to join in on the fun lol

[@noneya7910]

I adore that vest Cecile is wearing

[@archit28]

I think she’s lost weight

[@tajicbladeofthelegion5474]

@@archit28 Why do you care so much?

[@stefs7141]

@@tajicbladeofthelegion5474 calm down. He said one thing. She had a big gut before and doesn't now. Simple observation.

[@Kardaszpm]

She's beautiful

[@d_exiled_1arisen385]

"Big Willie pizza we come when you ask" 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣 Hilarious 🇵🇷🤘🏾

[@savagerampage69]

Shellfish and karate class 😭

[@jeremiahshea7474]

This was absolutely hilarious. Definitely the funniest sketch in the whole episode 🤣🤣

[@mohithkumar3024]

I honestly got most of my laughs just from when Keenan said "we ain't making no money" at like the very start

[@boromirjonah5774]

Kenan should wear that wig and mustache in every skit!!!!!!!!

[@nebulousisgod]

Kenan is incredible

[@travisk3316]

Legend

[@jonjones1553]

I would like to know who wrote this because I'd like to buy them a drink.

[@stevenmlopez]

That would be kenan himself.

[@conniethesconnie]

If they could have let the first scene play out till JJ took his top off it would have been even better.

[@januarybaby1063]

i dont know why or how but this is one of my favourite skits ever

[@izell80]

That was an awesome sketch. Those "damn phones cutting out" 😂😂.

[@Black_Bandito]

"Shellfish and Karate class" good stuff.

[@danielleking262]

3:34 that "WHHAAT?" kills me 😂

[@harlemdeni]

Kenan's WHAT is the best WHAT in the whole wide world. What a comedic legend.

[@CNM3]

LMAO! This one is gold.

[@uncleartax]

We come when you ask lol

[@andrewwagner9901]

Eric J where

[@uncleartax]

Andrew Wagner anywhere

[@djCatScanRL]

Kenan is SNL (And late-night TV, for that matter) *Royalty* #NotUpForDebate 🐐

[@englishiranian5820]

0:24 “We’ll do Ehhnyything” 😂

[@jeffwei]

i love how they even used a 4:3 old school aspect ratio on this!

[@michaelr3583]

Hands down the funniest sketch of the night

[@BAYAREA-kd1ig]

Its usually the last skit of the night has no fucks to give. Which means it's the funniest one a good majority of the time.

[@michaelr3583]

@@BAYAREA-kd1ig I think you are right

[@charlesritter6640]

Of the year.

[@kessler003]

@@charlesritter6640 This, and the Eddie Elf and Mr. Robinson for me.

[@charlesritter6640]

@@kessler003 Mr. Robinson's neighborhood was always a favorite of mine.

[@scottroffman2325]

Anyone else think the visible boom Mic at 48 secs was COMPLETELY intentional?!

[@victorcaetano4709]

"Aw BuT wE dOn'T hAvE aNy MoNeY"

[@romans8024]

That capsing is a lot of work!

[@victorcaetano4709]

@@romans8024 meh

[@coleearnhart]

Aww man I'm all outta cash!

[@victorcaetano4709]

Cole Earnhart excellent

[@TheSweetForever]

“When I met you at the bus station bathroom, you said you would do anything for some quick cash” 😂😂😂😂😂.

[@yikes_lazzy]

I know Kenan's back hurts from carrying this entire skit

[@rometherevenant8749]

Holy shit. When Kenan replies with "What" it's such a golden reply and so damn funny.

[@jeffwei]

1994: "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" 2020: "Big Willie Pizza, home of the Great Big Willie, can I take your order?" omg a Kel cameo would've been amazing here

[@tylerswanson2922]

"Shellfish and karate class" 🤣🤣🤣

[@chuyozuna2398]

This was one of the funniest skits ever

[@jessdatip4152]

You know JJ's fiance Kealia is going to make him bring the pizza boy outfit home for a little role play!!!

[@Ghoopty]

“Shellfish and karate class” 😂

[@valmarsiglia]

JJ's actually pretty good, especially compared to other athletes who've hosted.

[@andytaylor8967]

Owen WIlson has really buffed up

[@L2.Lagrange]

One bite everybody knows the rules

[@LessGo7921]

*H O L U P .*

[@DarthPanthro]

This was the promo sample to the movie Loverboy. Patrick Dempsey's most iconic and memorable character to date. Sure looked young in 89...

[@freda2758]

LOL! "I don't understand why we not making no money." I'm done!

[@Newblessedgrl76]

I "liked" immediately after that line 😂

[@Phi1618033]

"You smell like shellfish in karate class."

[@vivi3652]

Anyone else thought Aidy was gonna come in?

[@aguyandhiscomputer]

Anyone else thought was gonna come in Aidy?

[@dleesnuts]

XD "Shellfish and karate class"

[@Donttalktomeifyoureabot]

Keenan my god he never stops

[@jamesanderson6373]

*kenan

[@travisk3316]

Somehow this host is getting more laughs than any comedian this year. Great sketch. Perfect delivery pun intended.

[@robbieredrum5953]

"I wouldn't touch him either." Not a quote from the show. They didn't touch him at all.

[@wiz_dropbomb2134]

“Well there was” that’s a great line read

[@PMSSTOOGE]

I love these comments from people who don't watch sports like that, saying oh shit JJ is huge. Lmao. The NFL has monsters man 😂

[@Max-ip1gw]

This brought me back to classic SNL! Legend!