The Sex Talk - SNL

[@Daleylife]

Gotta hand it to JJ. He's not really an actor, but he's giving it his all and he's having fun. Wish all hosts had the same drive.

[@ieatgremlins]

Daleylife He did good 😊

[@BladeBlur]

for a non-actor he is really good

[@sissyofFreemont]

Yes! Was just thinking the same! He did awesome!!

[@pauldesigncomics2625]

He seemed natural on this skit

[@superjakeyo7559]

I think you mean the same sex drive lmao

[@SmileyMikee]

Everyone talking about 'clap them cheeks' but ignoring how his own mother just instantly decided he was a bottom.

[@shefly100]

😆😆..Hilarious!

[@keetopuffs]

Sometimes you just know your kid 🤣🤣

[@PhoenixForceTravelAgency]

Definitely a bottom 😂😂😂

[@BernadetteTheRealest]

A strong power bottom👍🏼🤣 #whenyaknowyaknow

[@TeaAtTwo2]

She could be thinking he's vers and she's teaching being on the receiver end while dad passes down knowledge how be the top and handle the backfield.

[@gracegaddy7060]

"Sometimes you just gotta man up and clap them cheeks" wow ngl that was deep 😔

[@jacoyus2012]

You can take the man out of H-Town but you can’t take the H-Town out of the man

[@christopherrusch]

really warmed my heart tho😌👌

[@moonbeam4016]

Grace Gaddy not according to her

[@samwise1790]

"wow ngl that was deep" we aims to please

[@Kaggii]

Yeah something was deep alright

[@tylerkochman1007]

"You see, your mother has been blessed with what is widely regarded to be that good-good"

[@mightymite3958]

😄😄😄😄

[@vinceedwards3978]

I think Aidy is a great looking lady, but this made me hungry!!!!!!

[@S.C.-wo8hq]

@@vinceedwards3978 Bro, I can't even front...

[@puapucuve6643]

That was Aidy B, aka your little Baby Aidy taking over Aidy Bryant.

[@MoniqueBMOart]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ninethreefivesix]

JJ Watt feels like he actually cared about doing this and giving it his best and it shows. Great host.

[@JPEG0812]

This sketch was really personal to him

[@imanuelk7200]

@@JPEG0812 how so

[@JPEG0812]

@@imanuelk7200 I think I was joking about it, but I'm not sure

[@Badruborg]

The best part is the dad proud that his son can "stroke anyone down"

[@joannajamerson35]

Omg...lololol

[@chykend1401]

Lol! For real!

[@kurt_laflipperflabber]

That's a supportive father, just not in the best way lol

[@awebtoonreader4979]

Lol yeah

[@katkay9923]

@@kurt_laflipperflabber hes a bit confused, but he’s got spriit

[@Krakenslayer23]

“You need to learn how to ride that thang like a soldier...” “Mom no” “... *we can teach you* ...”

[@gilm5060]

i didint know snl makes porn

[@Balaskh]

I honestly thought she said ride that thing like a soul chair until I read this and I loved it

[@cookiescello]

gil merry you should see some of their earlier mock “porn” skits

[@theatreboy]

Just gonna leave the comments real quick

[@livdoesathing8293]

@@cookiescello w h a t

[@MattCurney]

Hearing Aidy Bryant say “ill na-na” just added 20 years to my life

[@yope9097]

She really cleared up all my student loans with that line😌

[@RichV20]

Foxy Brown

[@SunkissFlower]

JJ Watt didn't miss a beat with his lines. The dude is better than a lot of so called pros.

[@ragerts9294]

Sunkiss Flower “just some girl talk”

[@kenishawilliams4140]

He recovered perfectly

[@collegejus]

@@ragerts9294 well they were talking about girls....it makes sense both ways....

[@ragerts9294]

collegejus no he was supposed to say guy talk you can tell that was his line otherwise he wouldn’t have said “I mean guy talk” right after saying girl talk

[@collegejus]

@@ragerts9294 I know he meant guy talk....he was probably thinking "teaching him about girls".....

[@Pootisbird01]

Everyone just going to ignore that JJ Watt called himself a simp

[@TG-ld8hl]

Pootisbird 3000 a FULL simp 🤣🤣

[@CorporalASH]

Exactly. No one in the comments is talking bout that. It probably went over everyone else's heads as well

[@Rabhadh-RhymesWithJava]

Hold on, I have to google something real fast. Edit: Yeah, this is pretty funny.

[@SirEriol]

According to the subtitles, (which I take as the original script, given the dialogues that are included there but not in the actual sketch), he was supposed to say "I'm a full stiff, you know what I mean?" Either way, it's hilarious!

[@MrSuperbear90]

@@CorporalASH I cam just to the commets for this comment haha

[@geauxtigahs9183]

“Sometimes you gotta man up and clap them cheeks” JJ from the top rope! This is so good. It’s especially funny considering his squeaky clean public image. The willie’s pizza skit was hilarious

[@W81Researcher]

Um Watt was a player

[@TriniDaChief]

I like how the dad has a towel around his neck, and has stated that he hasn’t washed his hands... the details lol

[@RoyalReyna]

I love it when he grabbed the Gatorade and was like I need to get back some of those lost electrolytes lol

[@domanewyork]

maybe that towel was for something else than his hands :P

[@mela.1849]

699th like!!!

[@fearnotthedarkness]

"could i work? yes. do i work? hell no. why? well because this ill na-na keeps me taken care of" lmfaoooo aidy killed this, truly.

[@rain.enthusiast]

the way aidy said "that good good" was impeccable

[@moncreebrown948]

I swear, freaking hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

[@azimbiswas2341]

J J Watts Can retire and start a career in comedy.

[@jacoyus2012]

Yeah let’s get him a ring first though

[@curlywurly70]

I liked him in the movie Bad Moms.

[@jimtheedcguy4313]

I don't think the Texans will ever get a super bowl win. The Cowboys probably won the last ring for Texas for the next 100 years. Still got 5 of them though... I'm a dumb ass Cowboys fan if you can't tell...

[@kikkers_495]

Yas

[@mm12345777]

Yesss He was hilarious! 😂😂

[@hectorarredondo6929]

Kyle Mooney 5’7 standing next to actors who are between 5’10 to 6’3 still is an adult playing a child but next to this man a child

[@pengyzin8668]

The towel guy is 6'5 Kyle definitely looks like a baby

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

WHATTTTT

[@mloftin6472]

This cast is small, even for actors. Remember when Will Ferrell hosted. He looked like a giant next to the cast.

[@hmackprotection1]

Hector Arredondo JJ is 6’5 1/2 295lbs

[@MNZGamin]

JJ Watt is 290 at 6’5. The man is a man times 3

[@SmallBritney]

“What is widely considered that ‘good - good’” Aidy is the GOAT for this...

[@Sansri16761]

The real genius of this joke is how casually accepting and loving the parents are of their son being bisexual and of course making it really wierd and awkward in typical SNL style 😂

[@m2burles1]

Santosh Srinivasan he can stroke anybody down 🤣🤣

[@kerianpearson9796]

You mean in typical parent style. Every parent has to make a coming out awkward, even if it’s accepting. If my kids come out to me, this is %100 how I’ll behave. Making it lovingly as awkward as possible.

[@brndnbass]

@@davidsanders364 did your imaginary sky daddy tell you that?

[@davidsanders364]

sadfsdv You’re probably the most mature person I’ve ever spoken to

[@brndnbass]

@@davidsanders364 at least I'm mature enough to stop believing in fairy tales

[@johnbertrand7185]

Even though Mooney's five years older than Watt, he still looks like his dad from the size difference alone.

[@RLucas3000]

John Bertrand Mooney has a crazy young face. I think he played Winthrop (a 5 year old) in their Wells Fargo parody.

[@rachelrachel9152]

Oh my god hes older than him that's wild

[@Dakeyuh]

LMFAOOO “I’ve been blessed with this good good”

[@meflove]

I thought that was the joke of the night.

[@nebulousisgod]

Premium primo nana

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

That “ill na-na” got me aha

[@DekkarJr]

That type to make a WORSE man kill EVERYBODY :D

[@zacharyyoung1588]

You know tish got that good good

[@Chaos6444]

When the Mom came into the room I couldn't stop picturing her and the Dad going to town. I just couldn't stop.

[@nebulousisgod]

Don’t ever stop. It’s natural.

[@S.C.-wo8hq]

If he wasn't an All-Pro defensive end and she a comedian and star of two television shows, I could see them being a real couple. Especially from the south.

[@jelizarose7826]

For a football dude he's a pretty good host.

[@MNITakeshi]

Jeliza Rose jj watt

[@cool61911]

BASIAN 87 jj watt

[@mexiguero646]

We need more athletes hosting this show

[@Dontpostdumbcomments]

It’s scary that as a grown man Kyle can still look like a child next to another man 😂

[@Shonuff42080]

He does look like a kid next 2 jj

[@Ntyler01mil]

All the SNL guys look small next to JJ Watt. He's massive.

[@keetopuffs]

David Spade

[@clevernamegotban1752]

JJ Is jacked and 6ft 6 inches tall everyone looks small next to him.

[@canaisyoung3601]

And what's really scary is that Kyle is older than JJ Watt in real life (Kyle was born in 1984; Watt was born in 1989).

[@elreydelmundo1343]

"Little boys have have sex, but me? I'm a big dog and I had that thing woofin, you know what I mean?" Lmaoooo I'm using that in real life.

[@saywhatnah5328]

#LBD #NowPlaying #music #BeckyG 🎶

[@Applxy354]

I can't believe that he is such a good actor.

[@wddub9075]

sali ya and super smooth correcting his blown line- girl talk-> man talk

[@suemccashland]

@@wddub9075 why did he say girl talk tho? makes me wonder

[@Applxy354]

@@suemccashland lol yes, may be because this term is used way often than "guys talk"?

[@jigga3638]

@@suemccashland he might've said it because the father and son were talking about girls in the conversation. They were talking about girls so technically "girl talk" would make sense too. Obviously he messed up but rebounded perfectly. I'm very impressed by Watt's performance in his skits. Very talented individual

[@suemccashland]

@@jigga3638 oh see that would never had occured to me. thanks!

[@nebulousisgod]

Jury’s out; Aidy got dat primo na-na

[@samwise1790]

the correct use would be 'the jury's in', as in the jury has rendered a decision. Jury's out means they're still deliberating. Yes, ladies, I am available to clap them cheeks and correct your grammar.

[@snatchadams69]

@@samwise1790 whoa I thought I was that guy but damn you're the 'One' Neo

[@samwise1790]

@@snatchadams69 I'd show you how deep this rabbit hole goes but rabbit holes are pretty shallow so it'll be a short trip.

[@christophermccrea7133]

@@samwise1790 This whole thread is funny.

[@vinceedwards3978]

@@christophermccrea7133 Oh Jeez, I am glad I looked at this thread!!!! Insane!!!!!

[@FrankieUtka]

That bisexual Kyle twist we didn't know we needed

[@LoveisAllergic]

Shout out to Kyle for going two weeks without being “cut for time”

[@robbieredrum5953]

"That Good-Good" This skit is way too realistic. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stephenrampersad9554]

Aidy is a legend

[@somethingstupid1075]

The part about him being bisexual warmed my heart so much. Maybe I’m just being overdramatic, but any little scrap of representation makes me so so happy.

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

Me too!

[@Rainy-In-The-Desert]

Me three!

[@charlotterouge8107]

I know scraps are tempting, but we need to have basic standards, so we can hopefully achieve good representation often someday

[@somethingstupid1075]

@@charlotterouge8107 agreed

[@coocooformycocoapuffs3235]

same here

[@jayyyzeee6409]

"Your mother has been blessed with what is widely considered to be that 'good good'".

[@Daniel-nk3bh]

Sometimes you just got to man up and...... *clap them cheeks*

[@jbone9900]

What you got to do in the usp

[@albicelestezzz]

What does that mean 😢

[@MightyMewtron]

this is one of the few times i've heard the word bisexual on TV and even though this isn't the ideal context for it i'm happy

[@angelique757]

*Oh son wow, that’s fantastic! So that mean you can stroke anybody down?* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@joeyglover3429]

“Ima big dawg and I had that thang woofin” ☠️☠️☠️

[@TheSweetForever]

😂😂😂😂

[@reaganhune9093]

Why aren’t more people talking about THAT line🤣🤣

[@SmallBritney]

Aidy is the best, entirely underrated. I love how she speaks/writes, and this has her all over it. 🤣

[@ShinRyojin]

The mom coming in with that post-cheek clapping look.

[@joshuaross4028]

That got wholesome for about a couple of seconds before it just went right back into normal SNL

[@crumpfamilyvalues7935]

"Let's put it like this, could I be working? Yes Do I work? Hell no"🤣😂

[@kadeoswald50]

JJ Watt is so much bigger than him so he actually looks like his dad 😂

[@michaelyuscavage3110]

My first thought was, "Jesus, who the hell at SNL thought JJ WATT would make a great host?" My second thought, ten seconds into this skit, was "JJ Watt's acting skills are pretty much at the same level of the other SNL actors."

[@rubixqoob8601]

Ikr

[@canaisyoung3601]

That second thought can either be good or bad.

[@aidencampbell1908]

“Your mother has been blessed with what is known as that good good”

[@jonlzt913]

“Your mother has been blessed, with what is widely considered... That “Good-Good” 😂😂

[@jesscagan5511]

I CANT LIE SON I AM A FULL SIMP AND NO ONE LAUGHED

[@MikeA817]

I'm with you on that one. I guess simp is a little too new in the slang dept

[@tristanpropertyofmoose7963]

Yea simp is teenage slang i dont even know if the writers knew what it meant it didnt make sense to the context lmao

[@MikeA817]

@@tristanpropertyofmoose7963 agreed

[@TracyAllenVideos]

I never heard the term🤷🏽‍♀️ But I thought the entire skit was hilarious 😆

[@MikeA817]

@@TracyAllenVideos I just found about it last week so I had to look it up on Urban Dictionary: Simp - A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

[@LessGo7921]

Lmao he said Simp.

[@qboiq]

When she said "now you need to know how to ride that thing like a soldier" I was dead 😂😂😂 If only my parents had that response when I came out 😔

[@ShinRyojin]

I think its sweet that they are so understanding of their son's bisexuality and immediately offer him tips to turn out both boys and girls. #acceptance

[@joemama4230]

ShinRyojin ikr :)

[@awinz]

“RIDE THAT THANG LIKE A SOLDIER” I- LMAOOOO 😭 😂

[@Davi_L]

This was way more heartwarming than it should’ve been

[@ajwaddanwarr3409]

"I'm talking Mr.Miyagi" I'm dead

[@jackdunlap4887]

"That's right! Happy birthday, son!"

[@madsokay]

The only acceptable way to react to your child coming out

[@anna_banana414]

no good god no 😭 I would rather be berated for coming out than have my parents try to teach me how to “stroke anyone down” 😭😭

[@eriqlacks413]

@@anna_banana414 Facts. Yell, scream all you want but y'all ain't showing me a goddamn thing

[@bjam89]

@@anna_banana414 dont forget that the mum just wqs sure he isnt a top

[@Black_Bandito]

"Medical grade mineral water" I know how I'm going to propose

[@ozamatazbuckshank.]

100% here for the positive bisexual representation. 🥰🥰🥰

[@panagiota7321]

and bottom representation at the end 😂

[@Livvalley]

Ride that thang like a soldier

[@lollipopsfordays3610]

Everything is positive representation for the lgbtq community in mainstream entertainment and media, any opinion other than adoring praise is not tolerated. Even those of us who’ve always supported it feel scolded into worshiping the lgbtq lifestyle so seeing ‘positive representation’ as if it’s anything new is silly

[@ozamatazbuckshank.]

@@lollipopsfordays3610 The fact that you called it a "lifestyle" shows that you have a ways to go. Being queer isn't a "lifestyle" because that word implies it's a behavioral choice when it's actually just part of who someone is. There's a difference. Thank you for supporting us in the community, though! We appreciate it! 🥰🥰🥰

[@b-meaker99]

"sitting at my desk to provide for this Damn family!" 😂😂 Also, anyone catch how JJ caught his screw up and immediately fixed it? "Just having girl ta- guy talk" Trump can't even do that.

[@flamingrage100]

“Sometimes you gotta man up and clap cheeks” Hell yah preach😭😂

[@767jeanbawi5]

"I got that ill nana" 🤣🤣🤣 Me: Shout out to Foxy Bown

[@jacobstevens9845]

I like this because JJ actually makes him look like a child. It’s so authentic

[@PhillyFrank1]

Kyle Mooney is always convincing -- and adorable -- as an adolescent. And JJ Watts is seriously game for these skits.

[@selphproklamed]

This made me feel dirty. Dirty like... When you're engaged is self indulgence, and you glance up and make eye contact with yourself in the mirror....

[@charltonlyon8865]

Elex Washington 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnnystall9683]

Having had a similar experience in my family, I found the skit funny! Years of therapy, however.

[@selphproklamed]

@Jim McCracken lmao

[@samwise1790]

ngl when I make eye contact with myself I want to give myself a high-five. Like yeah boy you put in that work good lookin'

[@johnnystall9683]

@@samwise1790 you seem fun

[@JordanCrawfordSF]

Kyle is the Kyle of this sketch.

[@acdsarc11]

This sentence spoke to me, in a part of my soul that I never knew I needed.

[@tomvrady06543]

J.J should be a actor when he retires all these clips are incredible 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nonamebae]

Wife: Could I be working?, yes Do I work? HELL NO All the stay home moms: she just outed all of us 😅😅😅😅

[@dvs.4everfugitive402]

Hearing Aidy say "That Good Good" just made my LIFE❤❤❤

[@NateR1997]

"Man up and clap them cheeks"

[@HeavenlyRaven1978]

The skit was sooo funny but i'm just waiting for the people to start complaining.😒😵

[@HeavenlyRaven1978]

"Time to wax I'm talking like Mr. Miyagi" Give it time people will start bitching

[@javieroliveras344]

This was funny. I'm addicted to SNL

[@mloftin6472]

I'm addicted to gambling. 😔

[@kb3yourmom912]

Watt Watt hitting the good good lol

[@too_many_mannys]

😆😆😆 love this comment

[@monicasainz3212]

Aidy got that “ill na na”! 🔥

[@va4001]

Monica Sainz she fat and ugly tho

[@nebulousisgod]

Nah she a fine thicc bitch

[@tmystery9505]

I'm positive she does

[@illwind]

"you see your mother has been blessed with what is widely considered to be that good good"

[@Jdrbb123]

White parents: the talk Latino parents: the belt

[@canaisyoung3601]

Black parents is also the belt (though house slippers, Hot Wheels tracks, your bare hands, and a switch cut from a tree will do in a pinch). I'm guessing Asian parents is a lot of verbal abuse and shame, right?

[@RaymondHng]

@@canaisyoung3601 No, it's the infamous chicken feather duster handle. nextshark.com/feather-duster-became-chinese-parents-weapon-choice-punishing-kids/

[@DoomerDarling]

Asian Parents: *NOTHING*

[@jondoe1916]

Racist

[@Danielle-ty8mx]

I haven’t enjoyed a sketch like this on this show in at LEAST 3 years!!!! I also want a marriage like this

[@jessica-sm1nc]

“I can’t lie son, I am a FULL simp”

[@ShipFantastic]

What does that mean? Lol

[@BamBxtchPow]

ShipFantastic Meaning he’s pretty much stupid when it comes to his wife lol

[@ShipFantastic]

@@BamBxtchPow Ah, so it's a play off simpleton? Gotcha! Thanks!

[@BamBxtchPow]

ShipFantastic Basically, yes lol No problem !

[@ShipFantastic]

@@BamBxtchPow the irony of me being too simple to understand, 😅🤣😂

[@char124eve]

This turned into a wholesome skit in the end

[@foolish42088]

Ohhh!!! Son!! That's fantastic!! So you mean you can stroke anybody down?!?!? How did that not get a bigger laugh?? This whole skit was under appreciated.

[@winfield1775]

THE ULTIMATE SUPPORTIVE PARENTS

[@isaachepler2009]

Good to see a supportive family in the media.

[@brothercartman]

this guy's a football player right yup

[@hectorarredondo6929]

brothercartman I don’t know how many athletes were hosts and Charles Barkley is not the best host because well he is an athlete not an actor but this guy is pretty good

[@choobacca]

Surprisingly a good comedic actor

[@evanminton4088]

“OH GOOD SO YOU COULD STROKE ANYONE DOWN” I cried😂

[@disimmanti5375]

JJ is a great host honestly. The way he delivers lines is spot on

[@SuperGirl90100]

Aidy’s delivery of “good-good” had me rolling

[@babifacedcutie09]

JJ Watt is hilarious in this entire episode and as always Aidy is a gem. This skit is amazing 😂

[@koreypeters8190]

I freaking love JJ Watt!!!

[@chelseabarker6556]

love kyle mooney

[@ariannelakra6108]

Love it when they give Aidy characters like this!

[@rosedempsey9006]

There is something really endearing about knowing that jj watt is a surprisingly good but inexperienced actor, so he’s really reliant on the cue cards but he also clearly practiced a lot. Respect. I’d like to see him more.

[@collegejus]

JJ Watt did an amazing job on SNL with this skit, Madden 21, and Willie's Pizza! Reminded me of classic SNL days humor. :)

[@S.C.-wo8hq]

It's noon, i'm sitting at my desk working through lunch so I can provide for this damn family.

[@jqths1974]

That look on jjs face when he said bisexual was real pride 👌🤣🤣🤣

[@jerryturner2310]

"It was time to WAX! I'm talking Mr. Miyagi." LOL This whole skit was both awkward and hilarious!

[@universalorlandochica]

Awesome set of parents they know what's important, sex after kids

[@brynethfuller6709]

MAN UP AND CLAP THEM CHEEKS

[@MarcusDickeyPoker]

She said she "GOT THAT GOOD GOOD" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jodiebug1]

It was Kyle’s reactions that made it for me

[@lusciousmayweather8385]

Im telling you right Now. That Mama is blessed with That "Good Good" line would've Had a Black Audience on the floor Dead from laughing like an episode of Def Comedy Jam in the 90s 😂😂😂

[@chrisyoung109]

? I think people of any race could still find it funny

[@Churificcom]

"what is widely considered as that GOOD GOOD!" HAHA

[@quintineverly802]

JJ watt actually makes Kyle look like a kid

[@ismailbare7369]

"your mother has been blessed with that good good" had me dyin

[@hessu275]

You're gonna need to ride that thing like a soldier. We can help you! 😁

[@imperfect5237]

The screams of horrific pain that we all heard on this day. I jumped into a lake when my dad tried to start this talk. We were fishing in November in Missouri.