Pizza Tower - All P-Ranks Damageless (Dark Cook)

This is a rerecording of my first "All P Ranks" video with faster clear times and better audio.
I also wore the Dark Cook outfit because why not.
Level Select:
World 1
0:00 John Gutter
3:44 Pizzascape
9:02 Ancient Cheese
14:26 Bloodsauce Dungeon
20:47 Pepperman
World 2
23:12 Oregano Desert
29:51 Wasteyard
35:57 Fun Farm
41:01 Fastfood Saloon
46:48 The Vigilante
World 3
49:07 Crust Cove
54:57 Gnome Forest
1:02:00 Deep Dish 9
1:07:59 Golf
1:15:33 The Noise
World 4
1:18:26 The Pig City
1:25:44 Peppibot Factory
1:31:53 Oh Shit!
1:39:48 R-R-Freezerator
1:46:26 Boss 4
World 5
1:50:36 Pizza Scare
1:56:33 Don't Make A Sound
2:03:32 WAR
2:10:23 PizzaFace
2:16:51 The Crumbling Tower of Pizza
At 2:11:38 I take damage between phases, but since PizzaFace does not have a P-Rank the title of the video is still valid. I think it would be weird to not include him.

[@Octobeann]

this took over 30 minutes, do i still have to pay for the pizza?

[@goonerbear8659]

No. *piledrives Pizzahead into the tower* It's on the house.

[@funny3518]

hi octo what are you doing here

[@goldnewofl76]

@@goonerbear8659 more like.. on the tower ;)

[@Octobeann]

@@funny3518 waiting for pizza

[@monke283]

@@goldnewofl76 *joke rimshot*

[@arandomgamer9317]

5:48 this is so perfectly timed

[@redtraveller6712]

Yeah it is

[@combomamba]

The more I play this game the more I find moments quite like this one lol must be something in the pizza

[@arandomgamer9317]

@@combomamba it had to have been planned

[@PunishedKrab]

@@arandomgamer9317 Yes, this is obviously the work of Palpatine all along

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

53:57 tho

[@TheNextDecade244]

I laughed out loud that, even while doing a borderline speedrun, you STILL took the time out of the run to dab on the final boss.

[@enkays_den]

The taunt also being a functional dodge was a genius stroke

[@il3546]

2:16:40 for those that wanted to see it

[@friendlybendy2070]

@@il3546 2:16:45 to be exact

[@andre_601]

The guy needs to know his place...

[@daanzachary4100]

Not a problem 2:17:13

[@gamingawesomeness222]

Apparently, that pose pepino makes IS an fact an obscene Italian gesture. Essentially, he is telling the tower “Bite me” and considering what you need to do to get a P rank, he’s damn well earned the right

[@Thorny8108]

That's hilarious lol, I never knew that!

[@marlinjohnson9347]

That explains the shocked faces all the enemies made

[@VoanHead]

It’s the “Up Yours” gesture, right? The thing is his hand is kinda open which makes it a little confusing

[@gamingawesomeness222]

@@VoanHead kinda… its closer in spirit to “kiss my ass”

[@stridertechz]

which pose? are u talking about a particular taunt? EDIT: nvm i just now figured out what u were referring to

[@Mono-so1cl]

As dark cook you litearally can’t tell how dead you are in bosses

[@remylandis4088]

you also cant tell which fake peppino is the real fake peppino and which is the goopy clones

[@goonerbear8659]

You always know if you never get hit

[@GabrielScythe]

*what's health to a person who doesn't need it?*

[@theboi7475]

@@GabrielScythe A GOD.

[@TrueRandomPlayer]

​@@theboi7475And what is a god to a NON-BELIEVER?!

[@GodlightTheTranscended7745]

The Dark Cook outfit actually makes the game harder in a few ways during boss battles: - If you can't see whether or not how much you're hurt, who knows what hit might be your last? - If Fake Peppino's fakers are supposed to be darker than the original currently worn outfit, then there's no difference to tell about them in visual appearance.

[@Lego-Android16]

In fake Peppino fight with dark cook outfit the faker still had some sort of liquid leaking out of the chef hat

[@GodlightTheTranscended7745]

@@Lego-Android16 It's harder for you on *your* side to wear the dark cook clothes, i'm pretty sure the leaking skin isn't a part of the outfit.

[@Silver..]

@@GodlightTheTranscended7745 i mean other than that fight nothing much to worry about except looking swag

[@zosimosobredilla9346]

It thinks in boss battles that your outta lives

[@zosimosobredilla9346]

Fake pep witch is should say btw the chase of peporoni I'm confused btw the lives are camo while

[@DrakeFeatherwing]

I gotta say, the Dark Chef outfit makes attaining the P rank that more epic.

[@caindain2179]

What does dark chef do? Prevents you from seeing if you took damage or not?

[@joshjess9841]

Black does go nicely with a lot of primary & secondary colors, solo. Especially purple. And besides: purple IS the color of royalty. Peppino's the true King of Pizza Tower.

[@TheRealSoft1706]

Rather, how do you get the dark peppino?

[@aidenhmic1450]

​​@@TheRealSoft1706 P rank all the bosses

[@aidenhmic1450]

​@@caindain2179 nah it just looks cool

[@nijikajies]

I had to rewatch 19:51 like 6 different times, by all means it seemed like you lost your combo right there, but I went back a bit further and saw the fencer at 19:45 had fallen down the hole, and it gave you your combo before losing it lmao

[@N1DM]

Yup. Uhuh. Intentional move.

[@nijikajies]

@@N1DM obviously calculated 👍

[@thebufoon]

Not really.

[@Banan_Man_]

@@thebufoon have you by chance ever heard of the thing called a "joke" before

[@thebufoon]

@@Banan_Man_ If that's joke to you then you're definitely braindead and should check yours3lf at doctor then psychiatrist.

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

I love how the enemies look absolutely terrified when your about to run into them at full seed!

[@wawawawawawawawawa]

😳

[@doctorsex6428]

literally coming at them

[@SillyTaxEvader]

Most of them doing the pog face lol

[@NamePending878]

​@@doctorsex6428coming into them

[@WispyBlueBricksGPX]

He meant to say full speed

[@therealmagolor]

I love that at the end, Peppino first beats the everliving shit out of pizza face, then slams him into the tower

[@hollow3656]

i saved you from between dimensions you're welcome

[@zyriantel9601]

And pizza face lands in a “well, I never” pose

[@skinsarentskill259]

Bonus points for the taunt on his feet right after.

[@meidenDT]

5:48 bro perfect timing with the music

[@wowserz_177]

1:49:43 that's the fastest tunnel chase I have ever seen... *AND IT TOOK 30 SECONDS*

[@IGotSunshineInABag2-D]

I’ve seen one faster on mac 3

[@colette_JS]

realmente

[@shadspir12spy]

It takes less than 40 seconds ye know that?

[@hollow3656]

Imagine if you could Lap 2 the Crumbling Tower of Pizza, and the path changes because the original path is crumbled.

[@Myne33]

Lap 3 mod idea

[@somerandomguysrandomchanne1324]

Isn’t the point of Lap 2 memorizing where to go and going as fast as you can? It would ruin the point by making a new path players need to adjust to, especially in a short amount of time.

[@hollow3656]

@@somerandomguysrandomchanne1324 But it wouldn't make sense, since once again it is "The CRUMBLING Tower of Pizza". Not the "Break only a little bit Tower of Pizza".

[@somerandomguysrandomchanne1324]

@@hollow3656 Well yeah, cool idea, but I meant it can affect how fast you can go through the level on lap 2, which is pretty important in lap 2.

[@Trollge_44-Noob]

​@@somerandomguysrandomchanne1324🤓

[@mild-fo5qe]

2:14:08-2:14:12 I love how the music changes at the same time as the boss

[@tman872]

Cannot believe you did all of them again just with a different skin Impressive

[@lilfoxbot]

I felt like doing it again because the first time I did it the music was too low and it bothered me. The game is also way too fun and I wasn't ready to let it go yet.

[@tman872]

@@lilfoxbot i honestly agree I just don't want to do war damageless again

[@cccc8141]

​@Tman872 you don't actually have to do them damageless unless it's a boss, all the game checks for is if you broke your combo or not. Doesn't make War any less hell to P Rank though.

[@tman872]

@@cccc8141 Yes I'm aware, i have the whole game P ranked. I did it for a challenge

[@c_y_n18]

@@lilfoxbot and you were feeling insane because theres 2 downsides and it's you dont know how dead you are and in boss 4 you can tell with one is fake

[@GriffinHelabiski]

13:38 The way you superjump in time with the music is absolute perfection

[@Obsidian_Knight]

"YOU WANNA GET FUnky...

[@TheLegendaryDonutKing]

Pizza Tower the casual play through

[@gelatinousturncoat]

When the track changes on Lap 2 it gives me the big hype. I want to see Peppino go even faster but then the moment passes all the more quickly.

[@Myne33]

Watch any Lap 3 mod video.

[@samherken]

Boss 4 becomes hardmode, where you have to guess which one is fake based on it's movement.

[@Voxel11]

I'm pretty sure the clones are shorter than FPeppino but yeh

[@Chick2106]

@@Voxel11 no

[@Akkhazin]

fake peppino is taller than normal peppino

[@samherken]

@@Akkhazin No the ones you can't hit.

[@Akkhazin]

@@samherken oh

[@PouriaSFMs]

Can we just appreciate the amount of pain, stress and agony he went through to make this video for us ?

[@TheFnFan]

Holy crap Pouria SFMs what are you doing here

[@Customdevwakeup]

Bot

[@TheFnFan]

@@Customdevwakeup check his channel bruh

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

​@@Customdevwakeup How in any way was he a bot?

[@okimightcomeback]

​@@Customdevwakeupbecause he was mocking a bot statement, that makes him a bot??? Fucking child

[@provokedrobin608]

Never underestimate the primal rage of an Italian chef

[@xenorivera9625]

Fun fact: the celebration sound at the end or when you open the locked doors it's the same sound that patapon uses on the garden minigame

[@tipa7212]

Patapon GOD

[@xenorivera9625]

@@tipa7212 I'm still waiting on patapon 3 remastered hopefully...... [ cries ]

[@tipa7212]

@@xenorivera9625 *cries* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@socky1852]

that's cool, do you have any source on the original sound effect? or does it come from patapon

[@xenorivera9625]

@@socky1852 yeah just look for fah zakapon minigame after you completed the minigame you can hear the sound

[@geoking7312]

5:50 Perfect timing!

[@starblast16]

I feel like Peppino looks even more stressed in the Dark Cook outfit.

[@gabrieldorado9184]

The crumbling tower of pizza title card has a banger

[@danganronper6278]

When the delivery men goes into the pizza portal next to your address for a second lap and still gets ur pizza hot and in time

[@aimrurt]

lap two "WAR" sounds like the most insane thing known to man

[@oreofnflol]

Infinite laps mod & Lap 3: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@jellyenjoyer1690]

I love that you just did it all again in a different outfit. Funny pizza man gets good rank again. I know exactly what happens next and I still can't stop watching.

[@kemonoautumnfall6331]

I dont play this kind of genre and never tried Pizza Tower. But i come back to watch the whole video because it is very emjoyable and I appreciate everythjng that this game has to offer; animation, music, stage splash art and just overall creativity with bosses and every stage gimmick.

[@twixstari]

Most p ranks I see are cautious and slow. Your play style through doing p ranks is the most aggressive thing i have ever seen and it’s so entertaining to watch

[@starblast16]

I can only imagine how much you had to practice to pull this off. My brain can barely keep up with the speed Peppino is moving at.

[@wysockifamily1747]

VERY fast Italian running at incredible hihg speed

[@m_r-ock6508]

skill issue

[@ghoulbuster1]

Eat pizza

[@mr.monkey354]

@@m_r-ock6508 is ur girl leaving you for another man also a skill issue?

[@redfirefeid7459]

Wanna see me run to the beginning of the level? Wanna see me do it again?

[@-PICO.N.GROUNDS-]

I like how The Noise just straight up flips off Peppino, it just shows how much of a goofball he is

[@Cloutern]

This game is something you could spend hours of your time on, and wouldn't get bored because of how expansive and unique the gameplay, Sfx, and music is!

[@rhysb7228]

Watching this while high is a hell of an experience

[@palekinggaming]

yall saying "dark cook makes you unable to see how much hp you have" forgetting the fact that you literally get it from p-ranking all bosses

[@abe7109]

Tips for beginners; *"Anything is breakable if you're moving fast enough"*

[@The_whales]

The source engine in a nutshell

[@SANS_THE_SKELETON666]

That's just how Game Maker Studio is.

[@peanutinc.7670]

I was about to comment about you taking damage in the pizzaface transition, but then I figured I'd check the description to see if it was mentioned. Good on you for not hiding it! A lesser gamer would have pretended it didn't happen!

[@revtillian]

the p rank music is the best piece of music to ever exist change my mind

[@silly_goober444]

the timer song

[@botbuster8841]

i like how it feels in-rhythm at some points, especially during pizza time

[@xraygamer6477]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how good this part of this song is? 8:02

[@Dizzy.alt.]

Its the "are you ready to get funky?" For me

[@fajamatrix2935]

the truly scary places to p-rank players 16:33 26:26 38:10 58:41 1:29:14 1:33:42 1:35:28 1:40:43 1:53:45 the places where is more easy to lose the combo

[@aur.31]

You forgot the point in Bloodsauce Dungeon while in that ONE escape point, the game literally says "fuck you, ain't no way you having the p-rank" and spawns a fencer in your face.

[@datrickster8674]

Her: “how hard are you.” Me: *P rank cutscene plays*

[@ilovehelldivers5317]

20:00 well done

[@keastonkizewski7844]

Let’s just appreciate this man’s will and time spent into this one popular game this man got P on EVERY PT LEVEL

[@bradyblue5269]

1:07:39 the confidence on this man

[@Dab_it_Boymonoceros]

BRO WHAT

[@aufabland1116]

He did it to get point so he got the p rank

[@bradyblue5269]

@aufabland1116 Yeah, but the confidence

[@lasagnaocelot4766]

Did you know chefs wear white to be able to spot when there’s a stain or mess on their apron to be able to replace it when dirty

[@SuperTex068]

is just relaxing to see peppino just zooming around the stage

[@venusinklinggirlvenuscyan6304]

Gonna be honest i just watch these to hear all the cool music and relax, in fact just woke up few minutes ago and was at the end of the war level music so i can say it helps, but still watch it everynow and then cause it's pizza tower which i love by the way amazing job on getting p rank on everything they must have taken a long time to get

[@insertnamehere6659]

I come back here to get my fixin' of perfect run goodness every so often, like when I can no longer stand watching people make the same mistake over and over again. Its cathartic.

[@razorwolf2758]

In the pizza head fight peppino was just like “ FUCK IT, YOU WANNA REVIVE EVERYONE AGAIN? THEN I GUESS IMA BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU AGAIN”

[@cumcumcum148]

I love pizza tower gameplay. You have so much movement options so when you are get hit, it's your own problem, you can't call this game unfair

[@starblast16]

Revisiting this, I have to say, watching someone P-Rank every level in the game is mesmerizing.

[@jacobfrias7478]

Whenever you get ranks, it either gives you a normal letter rank, s, or p. S is for perfect, but when you get a p, theres nothing that tells you what it stands for. It could mean pizza, peppino, or really anything.

[@waffler-yz3gw]

perfecter

[@runnrman6652]

Nah more s for super and p for perfect

[@Emmariscobar]

​@@runnrman6652 When you get an *S* it literally says "perfect" right underneath it.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@Emmariscobar Doesn't mean S stand for "perfect" That would mean you'd have to spell it like "sperfect"

[@Emmariscobar]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Of course it does! It's spelled Sperfect to keep it in line with the other ranks (Dterrible, Cbad, Bok & Anice)!

[@KAHTHEOFFICIAL]

i genuinely like how fake peppino just watches as the tower falls

[@dophhs]

No one will argue about this game's perfect music, i suppose

[@ImExistent405]

Thanks so much, I really needed this

[@cidredwood6170]

I can’t say this is the BEST seizure I’ve ever had… Wait yeah I can

[@collinpersinger4809]

Uhh... I-I'm pretty sure seizures are not meant to be good... I mean, more power to you, but... Yeah.

[@Group-935]

This games soundtrack is something else. I was just vibing the whole video.

[@shawnmcbain7550]

Man this game is fire also you were gaming like DAM

[@thedazzlingape2006]

this is a deranged game. how can you even tell wtf is going on? this feels like what sonic shouldve been and it seems to work

[@Taelo]

​@bigbadgammagnome That's because the levels in pizza tower are actually designed to work with the momentum you can build up. Sonic games have always been infamously bad for having horrible level design that hinders the game mechanics. I mean just look at how bad the levels in Sonic 2 were.

[@Taelo]

@bigbadgammagnome Mania level designs are quite good, but that's because the game was made by fans who actually have passion and an understanding of how the game is supposed to play.

[@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307]

You got the fast paced hectic speed of Sonic combined into a game that plays like Warioland 4

[@m0nkih3ad76]

every lap 2 he goes into is risky but he makes em props to him

[@TuffBuffguy23]

bro said he did a p rank run, but still killed snotty, absolutely devastated

[@Thorny8108]

Run validated, snotty deserves 1000 deaths

[@TuffBuffguy23]

@@Thorny8108 😨

[@Thorny8108]

@@TuffBuffguy23 kill snotty, behead snotty, roundhouse kick snotty into the concrete, slam dunk snotty into the trash can, crucify filthy snotty, defecate into snotty's food, launch snotty into the sun, stir fry snotty in a wok, toss snotty into an active volcano, urinate into snotty's gas tank, judo chop snotty into a wood chipper, twist snotty's head off, report snotty to the IRS, karate chop snotty in half, curb stomp pregnant snotty, trap snotty in quicksand, Crush snotty in the trash compactor, liquify snotty in a vat of acid, eat snotty, dissect snotty, exterminate snotty in the gas chamber, stomp snotty's skull with steel-toed boots, cremate snotty in the oven, lobotomized snotty, mandatory abortions for snotty, grind snotty fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown snotty in fried chicken grease, vaporize snotty with a raygun, kick old snotty down the stairs, feed snotty to alligators, slice snotty with a katana.

[@user-iw5ge2nr5b]

I like the sound effect of the exit door closing at the start of the level

[@TheSeabornGaming]

I’m gonna need this video for later.

[@so_tru]

Fun facts: (3) (eggplant build) Did you know that don't make a sound was originally called kids party? This can be shown in the eggplant build. In the eggplant build the requirements for the p rank were surprisingly the same requirements just no lap 2. In the development stage of war (eggplant build) there was no secrets or treasure.

[@joeykirbych.4767]

I’ve been waiting for a hour where my pizza!

[@grenpuf]

1:56:57 TOO CLOSE

[@Vio9740]

Man the themes slap

[@redreaper7796]

One level in and it feels like my brain is melted. I am not built for Pizza Tower speed runs it seems

[@pedrossecondaccount]

This guy aint going to hell Respect

[@Lenoh]

"...wanna see me do it again?"

[@Lego-Android16]

Good job P ranking oregano desert

[@Aardie_Aardwolf]

(2:16:15-2:16:40) The satisfying part of your journey

[@gameworldjt]

0:32 i dunno if you know this and are avoiding it because it's a bit hard but you can actually do this whole section while running, you just need to jump as low as possible and turn around as soon as possible

[@waffler-yz3gw]

that's way harder and the reward (a couple of seconds of time) isn't worth it, especially considering falling = the run is over

[@Karanshu]

That dodge at 18:45. This is a crazy good time with using little no to advanced tech

[@joaogabrielhagemanndasilva3176]

Damn you are a god!

[@rawloud4704]

19:34 speaking of damageless does being burnt by lava count as damage?

[@cthulhureactor6028]

Nah, things like fire torches, lava and other fire type things do not decrease your points, therefore,it doesn't count(unless you're doing the "Good Egg" Chef Task )

[@rawloud4704]

@@cthulhureactor6028 oh thx for the info i didnt know

[@0SC2]

As far as I recall, it DOES count as hurting Peppino, since it'll cause the "You've hurt Peppino" counter to increase, though...

[@ExhaustedAmateur]

It did say damage: 0 when they finished the level though

[@0SC2]

@@ExhaustedAmateur Fair 'nuff.

[@doctoreggman-md1yt]

This is the first time I have seen the ending of the game, where in his blind rage, Peppino beats the living pizza out of all the bosses in the game.

[@shifunoodo]

All Dark Clothes of Peppino is Just Like the Thief.

[@elfertrn]

You were so close to getting 101% quick, I wonder if anyone has gotten that yet

[@TheManOfManyNames.]

I won’t sugarcoat it. Imagine if TCToP (The Crumbling Tower of Pizza) had a second lap.

[@Fortniteballsgamer2763]

how did i watch all of this already

[@masoncontreras2979]

This is a certified YEOWOWOWOWOW moment

[@djonprower9019]

Damn, you have a skill bro

[@ilovehelldivers5317]

Glad someone did it too, i don't wanna see that one dude that P ranked everything early

[@PsychicStep]

Is it just me or does each level title screen carries the jingle the more you progress? If so that is a very neat yet slick detail

[@greensylveon1099]

1:07:38 How do you make taunts add score?

[@lilfoxbot]

Only at the exit gate

[@ieatcandyeveryday3618]

I accidentally fell asleep while this was playing at 2am

[@TeamLumix]

Holy hell the escape music slaps

[@solairefollower7086]

Pizza guy starts throwing haymakers at local pizza ingredients

[@someone56185]

This vid is jon and snotty approved

[@butterlyamazing]

I still wonder why noise still keeps his smile even and after being defeated but no complaints, his smile is adorable anyways

[@Deezercub]

He's a dick shit to peppino

[@abysmalist4761]

very fast Italian moving at extremely high speeds

[@Ragnarok30SP]

Damn, now I'm craving pizza made by a crazy Italian man

[@Yozhimoto_og]

54:57: lario

[@Magne_Sium]

Everybody wanna be a superstar

[@spamtong.spamton2845]

​@@Magne_Sium Get alot of the money and drive fancy car

[@HyunXP]

22:19 When that statue hit and you attacked pepperman- does that specific animation/move have invincibility frame?

[@Thorny8108]

Yes, after sliding back from attacking you have quite a few invincibility frames

[@HyunXP]

Nice. Thanks

[@AmongCru]

For real , peppino dark skin is Reminds me "how am i dead but alive , im gonna record of this bug"

[@Juanthebest3984]

1:06:17 Noise Planet

[@tAVROSSS]

Nice job.