Pizza Tower - All P-Ranks Damageless

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Level Select:
World 1
0:00 John Gutter
4:18 Pizzascape
10:05 Ancient Cheese
16:21 Bloodsauce Dungeon
22:54 Pepperman
World 2
25:14 Oregano Desert
32:21 Wasteyard
38:42 Fun Farm
44:11 Fastfood Saloon
50:31 The Vigilante
World 3
52:52 Crust Cove
59:36 Gnome Forest
1:07:16 Deep Dish 9
1:13:53 Golf
1:22:30 The Noise
World 4
1:25:16 The Pig City
1:33:23 Peppibot Factory
1:40:00 Oh Shit!
1:48:48 R-R-Freezerator
1:56:06 Boss 4
World 5
2:00:21 Pizza Scare
2:06:48 Don't Make A Sound
2:14:37 WAR
2:21:51 PizzaFace
2:28:37 The Crumbling Tower of Pizza

[@jellyenjoyer1690]

I'm absolutely entranced by this video. Funny pizza man gets good rank. I can't stop watching

[@TwitchyCamera]

What does the P even mean? You’d think it would’ve been some sort of X rank or something, unless the P stands for Peppino?

[@kingsofpower7686]

​@@TwitchyCamera *Probably just "Perfect" or smth.*

[@JackFrost-hh1nt]

@@TwitchyCamera Pizza.

[@tman872]

​​@@TwitchyCamera technically perfect, but I call it a pizza rank

[@tir0815]

The gameplay looks a little like seriös Land...

[@Sup3rAJ2]

I find it cool that you don't have to kill every enemy that pops up to P Rank, just enough to keep a single combo going

[@maxtaylor5665]

My OCD says otherwise

[@coleminer8847]

This game is so satisfying to watch Its also nice that you can make multiple errors and can still get the best rank

[@friskydrinklunkybank1108]

Yeah, it's a great balance where it's not frame or pixel perfect with draconian standards, but hard enough that you still have to put in a lot of effort to get it

[@exudeku]

@@friskydrinklunkybank1108 and that what makes getting the P rank so fun

[@DingoDialz]

Except that one part in gnome forest You basically have to play perfectly to keep your combo in that part

[@wysockifamily1747]

@@DingoDialz what part is that again?

[@DingoDialz]

@@wysockifamily1747 the room where you deliver the last pizza as Gustavo (specifically the bottom half) there is an easier way to do it, but if you do it the intended way it's really strict

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

nice job on pizza ranking every level, you have truly become peppino spaghetti (real)

[@therealcactoos9457]

It’s purple smh

[@deez6683]

No it’s eggplant (P for plant 🧌)

[@spiralgodking9877]

​@@deez6683 It's P for Perfectó.

[@motivationmaster927]

@@spiralgodking9877 p for peppino lol

[@user-nq9rp4xw6h]

let's admit that peppino, pizza and perfecto are equally perfect and start with the same letter p

[@newbaggett]

1:31:16 "I love donuts! Jelly-filled are my favorite! There's nothing like a jelly-filled donut!"

[@Lizzy_the_Wolf645]

It looks more like a rice ball...

[@pacifistichuman82649]

is it sweet though?

[@Lizzy_the_Wolf645]

Idk

[@BreMeows]

@@Lizzy_the_Wolf645 it's a reference to a translation error in the original Pokemon anime. Brock is shown eating a rice ball but calls it a jelly-filled donut.

[@skiptun7387]

Wow. Pulling this off is gonna be harder than I thought.

[@GUESTVERSE]

Well tbh this looks easy if you are speeding off but yea at slower levels good luck

[@pramudia9999]

as someone has who p-ranked levels, it's super fun but also painfully long

[@tarentino3269]

I'm still trying to p rank pizzascape lmao i'm gonna suffer for the rest

[@hyliangamer1707]

There is one more that’s harder, lap 3. pizza face immediately shows and chases you throughout the level, regardless on how much spare time you have left. Imagine trying to do that whilst trying to get a P Rank as well.

[@plantwubboxgaming]

THATS WHY HES FAKING IT

[@LeonKrilangi]

I can only imagine how satisfying it must be to hear that guitar riff and see that slick animation when you P rank a stage. The way just about every maneuver in this video is executed with pinpoint accuracy and split-second timing is absolutely ASTOUNDING to me. What an undertaking, and what an accomplishment.

[@w.d.gaster1142]

You mean with peppinpoint accuracy?

[@Gabonation]

Nice job p ranking all the levels

[@Dooperbooperlooper]

Thank you

[@baudyjosuepolancogarcia2111]

0:24

[@baudyjosuepolancogarcia2111]

0:25

[@baudyjosuepolancogarcia2111]

!😮

[@baudyjosuepolancogarcia2111]

Lily Vs Pizza Tower

[@nick-brothwood]

I'd like to imagine the chef is just perpetually screaming as he bullets through out each level. Great gameplay by the way.

[@sapphire-gems]

I imagine he'd be screaming almost nothing but Italian profanity

[@poxxerthe2st]

Peppino

[@janitorfromheck6963]

HIS NAME IS PIZZA TOWER ‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣💯💯

[@pedrossecondaccount]

​@@janitorfromheck6963 i think its wario II

[@captus2975]

His name is Lario

[@kexard]

If it weren’t for you, I would never have seen so much of this game. The combo remarks, the secret areas, the ABSOLUTE BOP of the 2nd Lap music. Sheer amazement!

[@Blastros01]

I love watching Pizza Tower speedruns. It is cathartic to see how fast and efficient some people can be.

[@andrewherpin9833]

How in the hell do you only have this amount of subs, with this amount of skill!?, I mean this is completely amazing!

[@andrewherpin9833]

You deserve better man

[@R4MZGU3TT3]

This was an incredible showcase of epic speedrun and scoring the highest possible rank👍

[@crackerjack9]

My headcannon is that this video is how peppino went through the tower

[@order60000000000]

This is amazing, stellar job!

[@Isaac_646]

This is the most demanding thing in this whole game. That takes skill, great job!

[@sebastianalford9123]

Honestly the level design is so good I don’t even mind having to replay the level like 10 times to get p rank

[@archituere1460]

only 10 times?

[@schmoogledoink2738]

​@@archituere1460 I was gonna say, even John gutter took me like 15 tries (but maybe because I suck)

[@archituere1460]

@@schmoogledoink2738 took me more than that kekw

[@pedrossecondaccount]

The only 2 levels that i found very hard to P rank were refrigerator refrigerador freezerator and pizzascare But i P ranked them and finally got my 101%

[@4444Ferris]

Watching such fluid moves is mesmerizing

[@Thetoucanman918]

1:12:04 amazing transition with the music

[@Thetoucanman918]

2:12:34

[@Spearmint_fresh]

Dude, the “P-rank” cutscene never gets old (err, I guess, “moldy” would probably be a better choice of words.)

[@silvanadiaz5543]

All of the smooth movements are amazing

[@hamstriker5383]

1:23:38 never makes me stop laughing

[@olliezoop]

I just got into this game and had to grind my butt off just to beat John Gutter in under 2 mins, watching this is absolutely daunting lmao

[@Micha-Hil]

2:23 i like the transition between stages here yes you need to escape the Pizza Tower before you fucking die but here!! go ahead and take a break doing this special stage!! :D

[@superluigicam6660]

Awesome video. This game is amazing, and you mastered it.

[@dbalol8512]

Very impressive runs, it has been a lot of work and polishing for sure. I really love this game and I want to 100% it in the future. P.S.: I couldn't help to notice the hit in the minute 21:52 (it still doesn't change that the run is amazing)

[@ItsYee64]

It doesn't harm the combo meter and actually counts as a transformation because it can kill rats. So it isn't a hit

[@hexysplaysgames]

Noticed it too but I ignored it

[@hannahw4328]

A hit takes 2 seconds off the 7 second combo timer. Since one of the P rank requirements is maintaining a combo throughout the level… Yeah, HAUL ASS if you take a hit.

[@pedrossecondaccount]

Thats a transformation

[@dbalol8512]

@@pedrossecondaccount you can hear peipo scream with his ass on fire. That is not considered a hit, but it got damaged

[@isaacjacobroyvivarais2140]

4:04 THE UNSTOPPABLE!

[@ProtoBusterSwrd]

You've truly become the Death they Deservioli. Well done! Ranked P for PIZZAAAAAAAAAA!

[@dukev089]

4:01 when people ask me what is the 16th letter in the alphabet:

[@jbelastegui]

Getting P Rank in a level is kind of hard BUT ALL LEVELS!?!? It sure has taken you... 10 YEARS... WOW CONGRATULATIONS

[@MangaEnthusiast]

Rank D - (Dude, try again.) Rank C - (Come on, admit that was good.) Rank B - (Bro, you rock.) Rank A - (Amazing, THAT, is what I'm talking about!) Rank S - (Super perfect, just super!) Rank P - (Perfect, you've won my respect!)

[@Gooberguy8705]

I knew there were going to be brain melting skill runs of this game, I'm glad I found this video!

[@TheSandwhichman108]

There’s nothing more satisfying in pizza tower then going full throttle and just barreling through every living thing in your path.

[@kratos6175]

Now this is some godly gaming. Well done boy, you are the God of Italians now.

[@NebKrahe]

I still can't believe this game is a real thing

[@sekiezkogg]

I fell asleep with autoplay on and this was playing when I woke up. It leaked into my dreams and I can say this is one hell of an ASMR lmao

[@kritsanaphongsommaphiphat9424]

Now that is amazing good job you beating 20 level for p ranking

[@corn_yt0]

Look at him world! He's a picture of perfection!

[@Dracobyte]

Awesome gameplay! 😊

[@jamilahs5650]

For some reason this is the only video that gets me to do my homework thank you

[@Experemented]

peppino running through Disney land and crumbling it down while also killing everybody who was there asmr

[@Mr_Itchy]

i always love the boss rush at the end, it amazing how Peppino just beats the everloving fuck out of them all in seconds

[@matteste]

21:52 Not a damagless run.

[@Canyoufeelthesunshine]

It dosent make you lose points, it’s a transformation.

[@montague4931]

This entire game feels like it came out of one of my fever dreams after consuming way too much pizza the night before XD

[@Oofy.]

This looks super fucking cool. I want to try this amazing game right now.

[@circuit734]

i lately p-ranked the first floor, im on my way to getting 101% now so good job!

[@fiepsi]

Great work For P Ranking all of the stages and P ranks are hard on bosses

[@user-tw3rh9po4t]

Now this man, is unstoppable.

[@Idkwhatiam]

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. P-Rank+no damage+super taunt+shotgun+ "Did you know you can parry attack with X button before taking damage?"

[@Lizzy_the_Wolf645]

I can't get over Peppino flailing when running at Mach 4... X)

[@Mcnibbus]

The scream at 8:07 kills me me every time

[@roncoolytalt256]

cut scream moment

[@randoburr5201]

19:00 Peppino: oh hell no!!! *ignores the pineapple*

[@isaacgabriel7333]

YOUR THE BEST KZbinR IN THIS WORLD I CAN'T STOP WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS

[@user-fy8rj6vd3w]

man i want to be that cool guy, who pranks it, even not sugarcoating it

[@vaccinialgore9641]

The sugarcoated version is Sugary Spire

[@stomp9603]

This is AWESOME

[@swordfightoftheheights]

this is actually satisfying to watch

[@MKTB22]

Me telling people what letter we are pushing: 4:04

[@user-js3tl7hv6o]

This game is sooooo fun and awesome IVE GOTTA PLAY THIS NOW!!!!!!!

[@superpowtat0909]

Good job man

[@theeskrungly]

I'd buy this game but it looks pretty hard!

[@lilfoxbot]

P-Ranking is difficult but just playing the game normally is not too hard and plenty of fun.

[@cocoa2251]

you don't have to get specific ranks to beat the game btw. the only thing you have to do is get toppins in levels to rent the boss gates, and even then, those toppins are plentiful enough and so easy to find that realistically, you likely won't need to find every toppin in every level. p-ranking is a completely optional and insanely hard thing, so i dont recommend trying it the first time through, but maybe after beating the game, it could be worth giving it a shot. I've been trying to p-rank the levels and it's a whole lot of fun, even if it's super hard!

[@stavkous4963]

The speedrunner’s first kaizo

[@cobaltcosmos7408]

Even the game doesn't tell you about P-ranking until later, and is very forthright in saying that it doesn't expect them of you. This is above and beyond; it's certainly not a baseline. Just really neat.

[@ChrisHinners008]

You can get up to like 50 bucks per stage for collecting all 5 toppins, and pretty much always appear in a specific order. (Mushroom cheese tomato sausage pinapple, as shown by the win screen)

[@bread9070]

Less than 500 subs and they can do this? Dang, get this man to atleast 1k or more.

[@julian899]

Thank you so much for this video. I used it as my guide on how to beat the game. I just got my 101%. No snotty unfortunately 😢

[@hamadcheats]

*_you're epic at this game._*

[@sitiummairah4476]

6:27 FAST TIME 6:30 oop missed try pause

[@darkos2511]

love this video

[@andersonsorto7524]

This reminds me of those Wario land games but with more detail and much more longer and plus you can go really fast

[@AydinToonz]

Because it’s inspired by warrioland.

[@lanhuynh9352]

I am amaze of how you did it it must take hour to practice

[@Paperully]

This game has a banger soundtrack

[@AltF4NOW]

Fun fact: If you look at peppinos hat during a D, C, B, A and S rank as soon as you exit, His hat is on the left side But for a P-rank its on the right.

[@FunnyYellowHatMan]

Look at me world, I’m the picture of perfection Combo completion and flawless food and points collection Perfect muscle memory has given me a massive, gleaming *P!*

[@Karrrddooo]

I can't stop watch It's so funny and mad at same time

[@DynamoTheGamma]

Out of curiosity, I looked it up. And you do not have to P rank the bosses or crumbling tower and pizza to get the TV purple outfit. However, you need to do all the bosses without getting hit to get the black outfit.

[@hyliangamer1707]

It’s awesome and mesmerising on how well you ace lap 2. Now I’m curious if you could try to do lap 3 as well with a S or P rank goal.

[@elka19215]

P is probably standing for Perfect or Pun or uhh Pee for some reason

[@spiralgodking9877]

It's Perfectó.

[@renalyncabillo6731]

Fun fact : sliding before running instantly starts mach 3 so use that instead of grabbing before running because grabbing before running makes it so that there is a delay first before mach 3. If ya know ya know 😊.

[@renalyncabillo6731]

Took me 2 - 3 minutes to comment the comment above

[@Cool_Hwip]

i like how in john gutter he gets unclean combo right before he collects the janitor

[@user-js3tl7hv6o]

I say let’s DASH THROUGH THIS AWESOMENESS GAME WITH NO FEAR!!!!!

[@letsagomario675]

You were GigaPerfect at that Game!

[@captainkeyes9913]

is soo cool watching pizza guy showing us how to p

[@thememeygoatboi2435]

this is just COO COO

[@toastedman_99]

Good with all the game integrated the animations and the maximum range of each level in which you would have to play like 4 hours, depending on the time you have

[@joshbyrd3550]

i finally s ranked john gutter and i have to say p ranking is the same as s ranking but you keep a combo for the whole thing

[@vencelfoldi8236]

This has got to be the gaming equivalent of ASMR.

[@pacifistichuman82649]

A-Rank: I will never go higher! Peppino: *enters Lap 2* A-Rank, turning into P-Rank: well shi

[@toppinsophia]

I like the sound of peppino running xD

[@HYPERSPEED609]

Professional gameplay.

[@swagzz8883]

P stands for Pizza. So, the P rank in this game is very accurate.

[@imranomar9689]

the fact he did it damagless is INSAME

[@Enzo-125]

Muy bien jugado.

[@Andy_Enderson]

Watching Pizza Tower gameplay whilst eating a pizza hit just right.

[@rodrigoboss]

Watching this made want to play the game so much, cool video tough Ps: for some reason "don't make a noise" level looks like fnaf for some reason

[@undertalemodtool]

It's meant to be a FNaF parody

[@dej.v]

funni jumpscare

[@Carbon-dioxide1325]

this is something to pass some time

[@SansBR256]

* did you know: that if you press Grab + Down button will make you dive in the ground, holding the dash button while performing it will be a instant Mach 3 start

[@orange0666]

I love how all the level enemies are absolutely terrified of pepino

[@notsoever9803]

Pizza tower when u have 1-4 combo: lame Pizza tower when u have 80 combo: *very* lame

[@wdecently7150]

Watching this on 2x speed is crazy

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of Pizza Tower - All P-Ranks Damageless Momentum 100

[@davidfalcon6550]

Watch in x2 speed for enhanced experience

[@TheNeorch804]

Pro tip: you can use the grab crouch thing you were taught in tutorial to reach mach 3 instantly by holding mach run button while in grab slide state then uncrouch while holding mach run and there you go you have learned this epic pro tip

[@spamton_g_spamtom474]

how tf did i not think of P rank bosses?

[@greatestcait]

You have hurt Peppino 0 times.