Pizza Tower - GOLF P Rank

Info on how to get a P Rank: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Playlist with all P Ranks: • Pizza Tower - P Ranks
Getting any rank is acquired by getting enough points in the level. You can get either a D, C, B, A, or S Rank based on your performance at the end. Getting to B isn't too difficult if you're aiming for most of the collectibles in a level, but if you want to hit S rank you will have to pull up some leg work.
To get a P Rank in a level, it is expected that you do the following things within one run of any level:
Kill an enemy before leaving the first room
Get enough points for an S Rank
Find all toppins
Find all secrets
Get the secret treasure
Go through the Lap 2 portal
Never drop your combo once

[@Anonymous-bk9xy]

Babish better make this Primo Burg one day or I'm throwing hands.

[@pillowmint4622]

agreed but what would it be? a burger with a bun made of cheese? or just coated in cheese and pepperoni?

[@fallenstars8775]

@@pillowmint4622 VERY thick burger patty, lettuce, lots of ketchup, and a face, that's what I can see from the game.

[@pillowmint4622]

@@fallenstars8775 combine it with my idea for the bun being coated in/made of cheese, and we have ourselves a dish worthy of Babish!

[@fallenstars8775]

@@pillowmint4622 Oh YES.

[@pillowmint4622]

@@fallenstars8775 maybe even replace the ketchup with Marinara sauce and add a pineapple ring or two if that's your style!

[@ShockHat734]

It's insane how they created an entire sport just for pizza tower, nice nachos!

[@NealyTelevisionOfficialYT]

How has nobody else replied on this comment??

[@Riptide161]

Real

[@toldeartist225]

Is That ShockHat734????

[@kios3a]

“P is for Perfect!” “P is for Pizza!” P is for Primo Burg, don’t be ridiculous nowZ

[@MagioGaming22]

P doesn't stand for perfect, because you don't have to be perfect to get a p rank.

[@kios3a]

exactly, it stands for Primo Burg!@@MagioGaming22

[@XxMattxX-iw3so]

@@kios3ano it stands for peppino

[@polkinidk]

@@XxMattxX-iw3so *P R I M O B U R G*

[@ThisGuy6866]

Nah P stands for pencil Peppino is my uncle he told me so

[@enlongjones2394]

I’m really glad that your combo meter fills up when you grab the golf ball, and freezes in place until you swing the club.

[@phoenixsnilloc995]

Thank God for that, because if not then this level would be a hell of a lot harder to P-Rank.

[@Stumpedlogs]

This is probably the most relaxing level to P Rank, but also the most infuriating when you lose your combo.

[@viewing845]

It didn't take me long to p rank

[@btd6dp411]

I lost mine in lap 2 right before the exit to these so called "golf demons"

[@MikkyIGuess]

P is short for Primo Burg

[@therealgarbonzobean]

P is short for penis

[@bonegamerthecyndaquill7181]

I'm just here to give my thanks to the creator for posting these P Rank videos. They get straight to the point, and are actually really helpful for others playing the game to watch, since you always show an efficient and simple enough to follow along with route. I imagine this must have been the hardest one to get a P Rank on because of the Greaseball physics, so something like this really helps others follow along with a route to get a P Rank. Even if the people watching this don't think they're up to the challenge, they're still good for those looking to get all the secrets or the treasure. I'm not sure if the original intent behind these videos was just to show off, but regardless they're a big help, as they certainly have been for me. So either way, thanks for posting these videos!

[@spinge1523]

They posted an incredible guide to P ranking every level on the Steam community tab, and I remember them emphasizing Greaseball to be a blessing and Primo Burg’ to be nothing to worry about. Aiming Greaseball freezes the combo meter in place

[@superjoe1015]

@@spinge1523Besides the first secret, I feel comfortable saying Golf is likely the easiest level to P Rank in the game cause of that fact. I was prepared to struggle a bit, but it was fairly chill going through.

[@crayfray]

It's more to demonstrate a potential route and less showing off, though there's a dash of it in there too at times. As it was mentioned, the steam guide linked in the desc is intended to help people master the game I have a deep love and appreciation for. Thank you for this comment! Made my day. :3c

[@panthekirb7561]

Golf is honestly in the very middle when it comes to difficulty. There are around 8 levels that are both easier and harder than Golf.

[@Nooptema]

Its actually not that hard at all. You can indefinitely keep your gauge full by holding the ball. Many other levels are much harder to P rank than this.

[@neonzplayz5060]

1:16 Secret 1 1:42 Secret 2 3:23 Secret 3 4:23 Gerome 5:34 Secret treasure

[@JamBoreeYumYum]

You are a true gigachad

[@sapz]

God bless

[@blackbass77GD]

I luv u

[@shadems222]

7:00 i like how the balloons here just look like theyre saying "GO!"

[@Bluetheartist]

Primo Burg rank

[@crashingblow3753]

I like to think that the whole purpose of floor 3 is to work as a distraction for Peppino to slow him down (and hopefully stop him in his tracks) by featuring fun things. A beach with happy dancing pineapples with sunglasses and a badass pirate ship, a fantasy forest full of gnomes and magical creatures and beings, a trip into outter space, and a golf course. All of this seems like fun stuff meant to distract Peppino and hopefully have him drop his guard because of the fun stuff the floor has. Now, I guess you could say that it worked for a while. Peppino took a short trip to the said beach, the said forest, went to outer space for a while, and then played a little golf, but Peppino knew the real reason he was at the tower, so he kept his guard up and ignored these distractions as much as he could and proceeded with his mission.

[@averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115]

i like to think that pizzaface built the tower as a literal hotel: -floor 1 is the lobby -floors 2 and 3 is where guests stay -floor 4 is where all the miscellaneous stuff is (freezer, water cleaning, food factory) -floor 5 is the security floor but then pface said "f this guy in particular" and decided to attack peppino this also explains the signs: floor 1 isn't meant to be stayed on, so they point you to floor 2, floors 2 and 3 invite you to stay, floor 4 is basically a warning for any kid that gets up there while still being friendly, and then if he reaches floor 5 he is met with a huge "GET OUT". I would like to stay in the pizza tower, mostly because of golf and floor 2

[@sacripan4425]

It's all vacation themed so, sunbathing in the beach, hiking a forest, playing golf or going into a space trip

[@crashingblow3753]

@@averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115 Not a bad take. Although I prefer to think that the tower's floors were built as different gauntlets with their own purpose. Floor 1 is to introduce Peppino to the tower and give him a taste of what's to come. Floor 2 is to take Peppino back into an older and more difficult time, the wild west. Floor 3 as I mentioned in my comment, is a distraction to slow Peppino down because of all the fun stuff it has. A beach, a forest, a trip to space, and a golf course. Floor 4 I'm not sire what it could be, but I think it's supposed to be to remind Peppino of his home and maybe make Peppino rethink his crusade he is going on against PizzaFace and the tower and make him think of giving up and going back home by showing him caricaturized versions of things that could remind him of his home. Like a city, a sewage system, a factory, and a refrigerator (I think it's supposed to be simply a city in winter time, but it was made to look like the inside of a refrigerator). And finally Floor 5 (the most interestingone), I think it is to scare off Peppino and hopefully traumatize him. As you may know, there is a level themed after classic horror stories, a pizzeria with monstrous animatronics (totally not inspired by the famous horror game series Five Nights At Freddy's), and finally, perhaps the most scariest and powerful one yet, a war zone made just for Peppino to reminisce of the violent, bloody, and horrifying war he fought in.

[@steveluvscows2490]

Correction: THINKS he fought in. Peppino isn't a war vet, he THINKS he's one. Then again, he ain't a war vet, but he IS a WAR vet.

[@AidenTAKwaCN]

​@@averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115 imagine going to a hotel and being told "Welcome to floor 3, fucker!" by a sign as a kid

[@GregorGregorGrimly]

Man this level is so cool, I wish golf was real

[@MrSve]

ive got a suprise for you buddy

[@mysticartist308]

@@MrSve **GASP** NO. WAY.

[@lifinale]

I fucking love this comment and what it’s referencing

[@mysticartist308]

@@lifinale that comment is so cool, i wish references were real

[@lifinale]

@@mysticartist308 ive got a surprise for you buddy

[@peppermintorsomething]

7:17 this might be the longest ball section in the entire game

[@Spooky_Bard]

To think, golf went from an intentionally annoying April fool’s joke to genuinely one of the best levels in the game.

[@RhythicManRhythm]

Today is the day.

[@luleta1644]

it just sounds so awful, but its done in such a way that is not at all

[@laurentmarcoux2144]

Could you explain the full story (I didn't follow this game's developpement since the early days.)

[@Notdog610]

@@laurentmarcoux2144 The golf level was orignially made as an april fools joke, and it controlled pretty badly (you couldnt aim at all when throwing the ball) but it was later reworked into a real level.

[@mewhenN1Npostscringe]

worst*

[@penguinbenguin]

i love how the main meat of the level (the golfing courses) are only optional, and just here to give you that juicy primo burg'

[@gentlesin1301]

You also need them to get the living toppings which you need to beat the game

[@penguinbenguin]

@@gentlesin1301 damn, i kinda forgot about that

[@choroka]

​@@gentlesin1301 the game allows you to skip 9 toppins while still being able to beat the game, letting you get away with skipping a level and beating another with only one toppin. the any% speedrun takes advantage of this by not playing oh shit at all and performing a skip in this level to start pizza time while you're at the door to exit the final course, meaning you escape with only the mushroom toppin.

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

@@choroka good to hear the feces level gets booted from speedruns, as things should be, it should be booted from more things as well.

[@panthekirb7561]

@@scrubbytheslime7703 The level is infinitely better than this trashy Golf stage

[@protogenliffy]

Honestly enjoyed the pacing of this level a lot, felt a lot more chill and relaxed compared to the others

[@darkdimeondcadenvlogs5385]

shoutout to the people that leave timestamps for the secrets in the comments, you're real ones for doing that.

[@RobertoDeMundo]

3:39 Leave one man to tell the tale

[@frenchfryapocalypse1155]

I thought this would take me at least a couple of hours of frustration, thankfully your video turned it into a 45 minute ordeal, an enjoyable one at that! Cheers

[@occultpyromancer]

on august 6th let’s all go to mcdonalds and ask for the primo burg the look on the worker’s face will be AWESOME

[@slippinhoovy3439]

why august 6th

[@hmm279]

​@@slippinhoovy3439 why not august 6th

[@grb-ek3lt]

if only i had read the comments sooner

[@dankdankeryetdanker2726]

I find it hilarious how often Peppino runs with such intensity through a golf course due to the map being flat.

[@hesmeisay]

i love pep’s johnny carson-esque golf swing. what a goofball.

[@alexworld8255]

This stage was actually really fun to P Rank.

[@Dukstless]

3:20 - nice save

[@jesuschaviel8446]

Greaseball true homie

[@Gumfondle]

you could hear the breather he had to take there

[@username_117_emo]

Name idea for the cheese enemies that throw you: Chuck-y cheese

[@herrflantier3739]

I had a hard time P ranking John Gutter... I can't even imagine how frustrating this one is gonna be.

[@readingfreak8808]

There is quite a lot of bowling in this golf level :)

[@atomic5134]

i don't even own pizza tower these videos are just mesmerizing

[@panthekirb7561]

L

[@john-mg2ip]

i hate that this works

[@AkuLunical]

do not miss this masterpiece

[@thonato295]

bro just get this game already

[@SPAMTON249]

​@@panthekirb7561🫵

[@k00lerkid_]

“Nah, I don’t need a hall pass.” “You sure?” “Si, señor. ;)” *_Me in the hallway 5 secs later_*

[@BritishMoron]

i have a new fanon that peppino was a golf champion before becoming a chef and nobody can convince me otherwise

[@pedroivog.s.6870]

5:51 I was stuck at pizza time because I didn't know you could aim the ball 😅 Thank you

[@Mag-the-Meowing]

When he enters the lap 2 portal at 6:24, it takes around 1-2 seconds for the game to register it from an S rank to a P rank. That's what that was. This happens normally when you get the S from a lap 2 portal, not after.

[@Minimum3Dashers]

The reason this happens is because the global.lap (has lapped. boolean) and global.laps (total laps. integer) only goes up when the lap portal animation stops and before the room fadeout is created. S rank goes when score is reached. P rank goes when there's a combo running in all rooms, with treasure, 3 secrets and *a lap* - 🤓

[@crocketlawnchair259]

3:48 slick music sync

[@silverflight01]

I appreciate that the combo meter timer stops when you're aiming your swing.

[@RavingPegasus]

Never forget the awesome taunts. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 7:57

[@gibhib]

I love how the topping taunt as well lmao

[@abra_escaped]

If you have a combo going, you can taunt up to 10 times to get points

[@amirbrown8470]

Every time I see this level it just makes me hungry For no reason

[@doverboy1]

Burgers are the pinaccle of greasy food, they give you lust for more food, they make you hungry, its like sex, once you think or see it, you want it.

[@jesusmendez3202]

Gotta taste that juicy primo burg. Reading your comment made me hungry

[@jbarunderpar]

I'm suprised how no one is talking about how if you missed getting the first secret then your combo is over

[@Pargus]

Yeah... If you don't jump over the gift in time then it launches you back to the beggining of the golf course and you have to run through it again for another attempt... But then say bye bye to combo

[@Crissaegrim-xv9cu]

That is so evil

[@bobuxman1434]

Imagine a restaurant with the mechanic of doing golf to get food

[@homecheese8625]

I haven’t seen one single person say this was a hard p rank for them. It took me 2 hours! This level and Oregano Desert have been the toughest P ranks for me so far. I’ve p ranked ever level in Floor 1 & 2, this one, Crust Cove, and the Noise

[@mussolini2525]

This one wasn't the worst for me but oregano desert took me longer the rest of floor 2 combined

[@dustindoss5517]

This one was a little rough for me -- mostly, getting to the first secret (I kept running into the present and getting launched, making me lose my combo) and then actually doing the Soda course.

[@knightogourd]

The music for this level is my favorite I think. Really feels like I'm playing minigolf

[@Koyu_Ruh]

Things I will never do in my life: Get P Rank in regular stages.

[@laylover7621]

One of the best levels in the game.

[@konstralit2504]

Best (worst)

[@coneman7533]

Best of the worst levels

[@morkgin2459]

That is basically the whole game

[@katzea.a7880]

""""""""""""best""""""""""""

[@panthekirb7561]

Worst non-W1 level after the Crumbling Tower.

[@RealCoffeeSpew]

Dude those Purple Goblins are combo killers bruh. Fuck those things.

[@guichagas1517]

You can parry dont worry, but the third secret is hell, also why pizza tower adds a freaking annoying enemy every level??????

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

Insane like genuinely

[@pnghumor]

words would never let me express just the amount of sheer hatred I have for this level

[@ThatGuyRNA]

Get good, get golf idiot

[@tree1594]

sounds like someone failed to get a primo burg

[@pnghumor]

@@tree1594 it is the sheer amount of attempts to get all of them, horrendous

[@Shiny_Plume]

This is one of those levels I enjoyed playing but must be a pain to P rank.

[@HeartinaRosebud]

3:02 Technical Difficulties - PLEASE STAND BY!!!

[@SuperStingray]

Primo Burg sounds like a Homestar Runner joke

[@hdckighfkvhvgmk]

oh god this P rank looks like hell

[@Skeptikalz2763]

It is 💀

[@timmeh8165]

its really easy bc greaseball resorts your combo

[@Skeptikalz2763]

@@timmeh8165 no

[@Thorny8108]

@@Skeptikalz2763 genuinely one of the easiest P ranks in the game, it's no walk in the park but comparatively it's really easy

[@Crissaegrim-xv9cu]

The only hard part are the first secret and the treasure, which are in dickish spots

[@eminbatuaynur-tz8dx]

The fact that this is the only level that i had hard time with the timer in p ranks i got so far

[@lagelk2000]

I lost my 114 combo because I kept getting pushed by the accelerator while I was trying to jump through the wall to go to lap 2 😔

[@Iristallite]

surprised nobody's pointed out you're hitting Greaseball into a *basketball hoop* yet

[@deadchannelprobably]

he’s poor so the golf ball is him and the holes are basketball hoops

[@Gatitasecsii]

Wow excellent job!

[@That1LazerBoidoodoofart]

I thought this was going to suck but it was actually kind of fun to P rank golf

[@mochiman6307]

PRIMO BURG

[@da_pwo]

This is the best title card aside from L A R I O

[@machiax16]

This person p ranked all the pizza tower levels 🗿

[@Tisoap_]

Considering how annoying the golf ball mechanic i was honestly surprised how easy this level was to p rank

[@kalebvaitkevicius8494]

so this is what hell looks like

[@Demontrigger14K]

I was today years old when I noticed the apostrophe in Primo Burg'

[@BombBombora]

Currently on my P-rank journey and surprisingly this is the level that took me the least amount of tries. Did it on my second try!

[@user-ih3sr9rw9z]

This will be crazy if that cheese golfball hit the rat pin

[@wunderwaffen273]

This Plus oh shit and crumbling tower of pizza have longest pizza time

[@mr.crowley64]

secret 1: 1:14 secret 2: 1:40 secret 3: 3:20 Gerome: 4:22 Treasure room: 5:30

[@sirlambchops.]

Thx

[@johnny44937]

The music is definitely id hear something from a wario game

[@cardboardtoaster2169]

Nice golf you did there

[@cardboardtoaster2169]

With that Golfballs

[@KSKY2012]

"mmm, good eatin'!"

[@Brizzle12341]

When I first P ranked this level, I almost got it first try, but I lost my combo to (I believe) the LAST enemy before the exit on lap 2. It's fine though because I got it after a few more attempts.

[@telosladd7706]

I P ranked the entire game. Why am I still watching these videos?

[@JackTheStickMan]

Primo Burg Thats why

[@sacripan4425]

Something changed in the level because in the 3rd room, there were regular small brick and bells, not toppins coins and mini rat pins

[@beakslololol4347]

WHY AM I STUCK AT THIS

[@stalloneandrew9961]

GOLF Treasure: Hamburger What does the score described it if you got the highest point in this golf themed stage?

[@ashland6562]

This is the only P rank I first tried

[@keytester2xp339]

for speedrunning, i learned you can just skip to the final one but P ranks you should go in all for secrets

[@revolve651]

surprisingly, i p ranked this first try. yes, i am very happy.

[@poopyfart89]

Easiest P-rank ever. Did 1st try 2 times in a row

[@ignitionfrn2223]

0:05 - Level 4:25 - Pizza time 6:25 - Lap 2 8:00 - P rank

[@theshrimpwhofriedtherice]

i cannot explain how much hatred i have for this level.

[@basedgigachadsigmamale9000]

I like how

[@Drogaidon]

Question: I am kinda new into playing Pizza Tower and I am kinda stressed about how long this level is... is it really hard with the Golf or not?

[@PoisonSpecs]

War: 2 1/2 hrs to P Golf: 3 months

[@greenbroccolistudios1275]

Parapapapa Peppino is lovin it 5:44

[@feartheb33k33p3r]

when you REALLY want to play minigolf

[@Cool_Name-idk]

I thought I'm gonna suffer trying to P rank this, but guess what happened. I P ranked it on fucking accident while going for an S rank.

[@Topper128]

Tbh,this level is hell to p rank,especially at the burg course and at Pizza Time.

[@blueknightskeleton8424]

*golf*

[@testingsomething6859]

I'm still laughing at ball peppino in the tv.

[@averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115]

ok who put the goal behind the pillar keeping this whole place up

[@henriquelambcastellanos8439]

How do you jump after getting the booster and crouching at 1:14? I just can't jump over that present box, the game won't do anything when I press jump. It's like I'm stuck in a sliding state.

[@crayfray]

They you're holding down. Immediately let go of it as soon as you're entering the small gap

[@dataecto6135]

far too late to say but for anyone whose still struggling with this- i find you dont need to use the booster to break the wall. If you can do the Slide while holding Shift, youll get out of the slide with enough momentum and control to jump over the box and break the wall to the secret

[@thederpyafro194]

All those Primo burgs are cool and all, but I like Nice Nachos.

[@krabdoodoo]

I LOVE GOLF!!! WOOOOOOO!

[@Adex767]

>You’re dead meat! >Golf club Is that a Hotline Miami reference?

[@davihruschka3234]

Easiest P rank of my life

[@theaveragememer12]

primo burg montage

[@ryanatorgamingroblox]

Primo Burg’!

[@apexMX125]

Why there burger restaurant in a tower's like pizza restaurant? A reference when Mcdonalds makes and sells Mcpizza?

[@JooJoo_1]

bro I was trying to p rank this level a few minutes ago and I was literally about to win except I accidentally went in the exit during pizza time you don't even KNOW how pissed of I am rn

[@hollowknightenjoyer]

One of the easiest p ranks no cap

[@dartanyan5316]

Fr🥶

[@TheManOfManyNames.]

@Babish Culinary Universe Make the Primo Burg now.

[@EverlastingBirthday]

Next time I’m going to Burger King I’m ordering a primo burg