Pizza Tower - GOLF P Rank

[@Anonymous-bk9xy]

Babish better make this Primo Burg one day or I'm throwing hands.

[@pillowmint4622]

agreed but what would it be? a burger with a bun made of cheese? or just coated in cheese and pepperoni?

[@fallenstars8775]

@@pillowmint4622 VERY thick burger patty, lettuce, lots of ketchup, and a face, that's what I can see from the game.

[@pillowmint4622]

@@fallenstars8775 combine it with my idea for the bun being coated in/made of cheese, and we have ourselves a dish worthy of Babish!

[@fallenstars8775]

@@pillowmint4622 Oh YES.

[@pillowmint4622]

@@fallenstars8775 maybe even replace the ketchup with Marinara sauce and add a pineapple ring or two if that's your style!

[@ShockHat734]

It's insane how they created an entire sport just for pizza tower, nice nachos!

[@NealyTelevisionOfficialYT]

How has nobody else replied on this comment??

[@Riptide161]

Real

[@toldeartist225]

Is That ShockHat734????

[@Milkman-pog]

I don't know, can't tell​@@toldeartist225

[@enlongjones2394]

I’m really glad that your combo meter fills up when you grab the golf ball, and freezes in place until you swing the club.

[@phoenixsnilloc995]

Thank God for that, because if not then this level would be a hell of a lot harder to P-Rank.

[@megatennepster3833]

It makes this level the slowest to p rank if you want it to be, but that's not a bad thing

[@bonegamerthecyndaquill7181]

I'm just here to give my thanks to the creator for posting these P Rank videos. They get straight to the point, and are actually really helpful for others playing the game to watch, since you always show an efficient and simple enough to follow along with route. I imagine this must have been the hardest one to get a P Rank on because of the Greaseball physics, so something like this really helps others follow along with a route to get a P Rank. Even if the people watching this don't think they're up to the challenge, they're still good for those looking to get all the secrets or the treasure. I'm not sure if the original intent behind these videos was just to show off, but regardless they're a big help, as they certainly have been for me. So either way, thanks for posting these videos!

[@spinge1523]

They posted an incredible guide to P ranking every level on the Steam community tab, and I remember them emphasizing Greaseball to be a blessing and Primo Burg’ to be nothing to worry about. Aiming Greaseball freezes the combo meter in place

[@superjoe1015]

@@spinge1523Besides the first secret, I feel comfortable saying Golf is likely the easiest level to P Rank in the game cause of that fact. I was prepared to struggle a bit, but it was fairly chill going through.

[@crayfray]

It's more to demonstrate a potential route and less showing off, though there's a dash of it in there too at times. As it was mentioned, the steam guide linked in the desc is intended to help people master the game I have a deep love and appreciation for. Thank you for this comment! Made my day. :3c

[@panthekirb7561]

Golf is honestly in the very middle when it comes to difficulty. There are around 8 levels that are both easier and harder than Golf.

[@Nooptema]

Its actually not that hard at all. You can indefinitely keep your gauge full by holding the ball. Many other levels are much harder to P rank than this.

[@kios3a]

“P is for Perfect!” “P is for Pizza!” P is for Primo Burg, don’t be ridiculous nowZ

[@MagioGaming22]

P doesn't stand for perfect, because you don't have to be perfect to get a p rank.

[@kios3a]

exactly, it stands for Primo Burg!@@MagioGaming22

[@XxMattxX-iw3so]

@@kios3ano it stands for peppino

[@polkinidk]

@@XxMattxX-iw3so *P R I M O B U R G*

[@ThisGuy6866]

Nah P stands for pencil Peppino is my uncle he told me so

[@Stumpedlogs]

This is probably the most relaxing level to P Rank, but also the most infuriating when you lose your combo.

[@viewing845]

It didn't take me long to p rank

[@btd6dp411]

I lost mine in lap 2 right before the exit to these so called "golf demons"

[@ScholarlyNick]

@@btd6dp411me too 😢😢😢😢

[@Roobere207]

​@@btd6dp411Yeah bro I actually rage quit cause I was right at the gate and the stupid demon hit me to where I couldn't super taunt him

[@MikkyIGuess]

P is short for Primo Burg

[@therealgarbonzobean]

P is short for penis

[@crashingblow3753]

I like to think that the whole purpose of floor 3 is to work as a distraction for Peppino to slow him down (and hopefully stop him in his tracks) by featuring fun things. A beach with happy dancing pineapples with sunglasses and a badass pirate ship, a fantasy forest full of gnomes and magical creatures and beings, a trip into outter space, and a golf course. All of this seems like fun stuff meant to distract Peppino and hopefully have him drop his guard because of the fun stuff the floor has. Now, I guess you could say that it worked for a while. Peppino took a short trip to the said beach, the said forest, went to outer space for a while, and then played a little golf, but Peppino knew the real reason he was at the tower, so he kept his guard up and ignored these distractions as much as he could and proceeded with his mission.

[@averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115]

i like to think that pizzaface built the tower as a literal hotel: -floor 1 is the lobby -floors 2 and 3 is where guests stay -floor 4 is where all the miscellaneous stuff is (freezer, water cleaning, food factory) -floor 5 is the security floor but then pface said "f this guy in particular" and decided to attack peppino this also explains the signs: floor 1 isn't meant to be stayed on, so they point you to floor 2, floors 2 and 3 invite you to stay, floor 4 is basically a warning for any kid that gets up there while still being friendly, and then if he reaches floor 5 he is met with a huge "GET OUT". I would like to stay in the pizza tower, mostly because of golf and floor 2

[@sacripan4425]

It's all vacation themed so, sunbathing in the beach, hiking a forest, playing golf or going into a space trip

[@crashingblow3753]

@@averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115 Not a bad take. Although I prefer to think that the tower's floors were built as different gauntlets with their own purpose. Floor 1 is to introduce Peppino to the tower and give him a taste of what's to come. Floor 2 is to take Peppino back into an older and more difficult time, the wild west. Floor 3 as I mentioned in my comment, is a distraction to slow Peppino down because of all the fun stuff it has. A beach, a forest, a trip to space, and a golf course. Floor 4 I'm not sire what it could be, but I think it's supposed to be to remind Peppino of his home and maybe make Peppino rethink his crusade he is going on against PizzaFace and the tower and make him think of giving up and going back home by showing him caricaturized versions of things that could remind him of his home. Like a city, a sewage system, a factory, and a refrigerator (I think it's supposed to be simply a city in winter time, but it was made to look like the inside of a refrigerator). And finally Floor 5 (the most interestingone), I think it is to scare off Peppino and hopefully traumatize him. As you may know, there is a level themed after classic horror stories, a pizzeria with monstrous animatronics (totally not inspired by the famous horror game series Five Nights At Freddy's), and finally, perhaps the most scariest and powerful one yet, a war zone made just for Peppino to reminisce of the violent, bloody, and horrifying war he fought in.

[@steveluvscows2490]

Correction: THINKS he fought in. Peppino isn't a war vet, he THINKS he's one. Then again, he ain't a war vet, but he IS a WAR vet.

[@ATAKwaCN]

​@@averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115 imagine going to a hotel and being told "Welcome to floor 3, fucker!" by a sign as a kid

[@protogenliffy]

Honestly enjoyed the pacing of this level a lot, felt a lot more chill and relaxed compared to the others

[@neonzplayz5060]

1:16 Secret 1 1:42 Secret 2 3:23 Secret 3 4:23 Gerome 5:34 Secret treasure

[@CanCanCannitycater]

You are a true gigachad

[@sapz]

God bless

[@blackbass77]

I luv u

[@penguinbenguin]

i love how the main meat of the level (the golfing courses) are only optional, and just here to give you that juicy primo burg'

[@gentlesin1301]

You also need them to get the living toppings which you need to beat the game

[@penguinbenguin]

@@gentlesin1301 damn, i kinda forgot about that

[@choroka]

​@@gentlesin1301 the game allows you to skip 9 toppins while still being able to beat the game, letting you get away with skipping a level and beating another with only one toppin. the any% speedrun takes advantage of this by not playing oh shit at all and performing a skip in this level to start pizza time while you're at the door to exit the final course, meaning you escape with only the mushroom toppin.

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

@@choroka good to hear the feces level gets booted from speedruns, as things should be, it should be booted from more things as well.

[@panthekirb7561]

@@scrubbytheslime7703 The level is infinitely better than this trashy Golf stage

[@frenchfryapocalypse1155]

I thought this would take me at least a couple of hours of frustration, thankfully your video turned it into a 45 minute ordeal, an enjoyable one at that! Cheers

[@GregorGregorGrimly]

Man this level is so cool, I wish golf was real

[@Mr_Sve]

ive got a suprise for you buddy

[@mysticartist308]

@@Mr_Sve **GASP** NO. WAY.

[@lifinale]

I fucking love this comment and what it’s referencing

[@mysticartist308]

@@lifinale that comment is so cool, i wish references were real

[@lifinale]

@@mysticartist308 ive got a surprise for you buddy

[@darkdimeondcadenvlogs5385]

shoutout to the people that leave timestamps for the secrets in the comments, you're real ones for doing that.

[@D4EMONSH4NK]

7:00 i like how the balloons here just look like theyre saying "GO!"

[@FrankFigliolaOnYoutube]

Primo Burg rank

[@Spooky_Bard]

To think, golf went from an intentionally annoying April fool’s joke to genuinely one of the best levels in the game.

[@RhythicManRhythm]

Today is the day.

[@luleta1644]

it just sounds so awful, but its done in such a way that is not at all

[@laurentmarcoux2144]

Could you explain the full story (I didn't follow this game's developpement since the early days.)

[@grunch610]

@@laurentmarcoux2144 The golf level was orignially made as an april fools joke, and it controlled pretty badly (you couldnt aim at all when throwing the ball) but it was later reworked into a real level.

[@mewhenN1Npostscringe]

worst*

[@hesmeisay]

i love pep’s johnny carson-esque golf swing. what a goofball.

[@peppermintorsomething]

7:17 this might be the longest ball section in the entire game

[@alexworld8255]

This stage was actually really fun to P Rank.

[@RobertoDeMundo]

3:39 Leave one man to tell the tale

[@occultpyromancer]

on august 6th let’s all go to mcdonalds and ask for the primo burg the look on the worker’s face will be AWESOME

[@slippinhoovy3439]

why august 6th

[@hmm279]

​@@slippinhoovy3439 why not august 6th

[@grb-ek3lt]

if only i had read the comments sooner

[@dankdankeryetdanker2726]

I find it hilarious how often Peppino runs with such intensity through a golf course due to the map being flat.

[@atomic5134]

i don't even own pizza tower these videos are just mesmerizing

[@panthekirb7561]

L

[@the-creature3582]

i hate that this works

[@AkuLunical]

do not miss this masterpiece

[@Thonato420]

bro just get this game already

[@SPAMTON249]

​@@panthekirb7561🫵

[@Mag-the-Meowing]

When he enters the lap 2 portal at 6:24, it takes around 1-2 seconds for the game to register it from an S rank to a P rank. That's what that was. This happens normally when you get the S from a lap 2 portal, not after.

[@Minimum3Dashers]

The reason this happens is because the global.lap (has lapped. boolean) and global.laps (total laps. integer) only goes up when the lap portal animation stops and before the room fadeout is created. S rank goes when score is reached. P rank goes when there's a combo running in all rooms, with treasure, 3 secrets and *a lap* - 🤓

[@pedroivog.s.6870]

5:51 I was stuck at pizza time because I didn't know you could aim the ball 😅 Thank you

[@homecheese8625]

I haven’t seen one single person say this was a hard p rank for them. It took me 2 hours! This level and Oregano Desert have been the toughest P ranks for me so far. I’ve p ranked ever level in Floor 1 & 2, this one, Crust Cove, and the Noise

[@mussolini2525]

This one wasn't the worst for me but oregano desert took me longer the rest of floor 2 combined

[@dustindoss5517]

This one was a little rough for me -- mostly, getting to the first secret (I kept running into the present and getting launched, making me lose my combo) and then actually doing the Soda course.

[@Dukstless]

3:20 - nice save

[@jesuschaviel8446]

Greaseball true homie

[@Gumfondle]

you could hear the breather he had to take there

[@amirbrown8470]

Every time I see this level it just makes me hungry For no reason

[@doverboy1]

Burgers are the pinaccle of greasy food, they give you lust for more food, they make you hungry, its like sex, once you think or see it, you want it.

[@jesusmendez3202]

Gotta taste that juicy primo burg. Reading your comment made me hungry

[@silverflight01]

I appreciate that the combo meter timer stops when you're aiming your swing.

[@ChicoSonic2353]

I really love this pizza tower stage on my p rank expedition,is pretty fun and easy to beat,is one of my favorite level on game

[@gleepus0]

i have a new fanon that peppino was a golf champion before becoming a chef and nobody can convince me otherwise

[@Lonely_depressed_emo]

Name idea for the cheese enemies that throw you: Chuck-y cheese

[@knightogourd]

The music for this level is my favorite I think. Really feels like I'm playing minigolf

[@readingfreak8808]

There is quite a lot of bowling in this golf level :)

[@jbarunderpar]

I'm suprised how no one is talking about how if you missed getting the first secret then your combo is over

[@Pargus]

Yeah... If you don't jump over the gift in time then it launches you back to the beggining of the golf course and you have to run through it again for another attempt... But then say bye bye to combo

[@Crissaegrim-xv9cu]

That is so evil

[@k00lerkid_]

“Nah, I don’t need a hall pass.” “You sure?” “Si, señor. ;)” *_Me in the hallway 5 secs later_*

[@laylover7621]

One of the best levels in the game.

[@konstralit2105]

Best (worst)

[@coneman7533]

Best of the worst levels

[@morkgin2459]

That is basically the whole game

[@katzea.a7880]

""""""""""""best""""""""""""

[@panthekirb7561]

Worst non-W1 level after the Crumbling Tower.

[@RealCoffeeSpew]

Dude those Purple Goblins are combo killers bruh. Fuck those things.

[@guichagas1517]

You can parry dont worry, but the third secret is hell, also why pizza tower adds a freaking annoying enemy every level??????

[@ignitionfrn2223]

0:05 - Level 4:25 - Pizza time 6:25 - Lap 2 8:00 - P rank

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

Insane like genuinely

[@crocketlawnchair259]

3:48 slick music sync

[@Koyu_Ruh]

Things I will never do in my life: Get P Rank in regular stages.

[@pnghumor]

words would never let me express just the amount of sheer hatred I have for this level

[@ThatGuyRNA]

Get good, get golf idiot

[@tree1594]

sounds like someone failed to get a primo burg

[@pnghumor]

@@tree1594 it is the sheer amount of attempts to get all of them, horrendous

[@RavingPegasus]

Never forget the awesome taunts. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 7:57

[@gibhib]

I love how the topping taunt as well lmao

[@abra_escaped]

If you have a combo going, you can taunt up to 10 times to get points

[@bobuxman1434]

Imagine a restaurant with the mechanic of doing golf to get food

[@lagelk2000]

I lost my 114 combo because I kept getting pushed by the accelerator while I was trying to jump through the wall to go to lap 2 😔

[@mr.crowley64]

secret 1: 1:14 secret 2: 1:40 secret 3: 3:20 Gerome: 4:22 Treasure room: 5:30

[@sirlambchops.]

Thx

[@eminbatuaynur-tz8dx]

The fact that this is the only level that i had hard time with the timer in p ranks i got so far

[@SuperStingray]

Primo Burg sounds like a Homestar Runner joke

[@provokedrobin608]

I love the fact that this level actually lets you take your time to beat. Which is a good contrast to the other levels where you have to run like hell to beat.

[@HeartinaRosebud]

3:02 Technical Difficulties - PLEASE STAND BY!!!

[@hdckighfkvhvgmk]

oh god this P rank looks like hell

[@Viewer2763]

It is 💀

[@timmeh8165]

its really easy bc greaseball resorts your combo

[@Viewer2763]

@@timmeh8165 no

[@Thorny8108]

@@Viewer2763 genuinely one of the easiest P ranks in the game, it's no walk in the park but comparatively it's really easy

[@Crissaegrim-xv9cu]

The only hard part are the first secret and the treasure, which are in dickish spots

[@Shiny_Plume]

This is one of those levels I enjoyed playing but must be a pain to P rank.

[@herrflantier3739]

I had a hard time P ranking John Gutter... I can't even imagine how frustrating this one is gonna be.

[@NaraTh3]

Considering how annoying the golf ball mechanic i was honestly surprised how easy this level was to p rank

[@stalloneandrew9961]

GOLF Treasure: Hamburger What does the score described it if you got the highest point in this golf themed stage?

[@AgentOcto]

Based Niko OneShot PFP playing Pizza Tower. Its like amazing indie game²

[@thepurplebirdwunderwaffen]

This Plus oh shit and crumbling tower of pizza have longest pizza time

[@revolve651]

surprisingly, i p ranked this first try. yes, i am very happy.

[@Iristallite]

surprised nobody's pointed out you're hitting Greaseball into a *basketball hoop* yet

[@deadchannelprobably]

he’s poor so the golf ball is him and the holes are basketball hoops

[@MohamedZayan-zf7yw]

I love the primo burger boy you throw around. He feels like a Far Side character to me. XD

[@BombBombora]

Currently on my P-rank journey and surprisingly this is the level that took me the least amount of tries. Did it on my second try!

[@telosladd7706]

I P ranked the entire game. Why am I still watching these videos?

[@JackTheStickMan]

Primo Burg Thats why

[@johnny44937]

The music is definitely id hear something from a wario game

[@kalebvaitkevicius8494]

so this is what hell looks like

[@da_pwo]

This is the best title card aside from L A R I O

[@sacripan4425]

Something changed in the level because in the 3rd room, there were regular small brick and bells, not toppins coins and mini rat pins

[@cardboardtoaster2169]

Nice golf you did there

[@cardboardtoaster2169]

With that Golfballs

[@mochiman6307]

PRIMO BURG

[@MichaelPioMontejo-v3s]

This will be crazy if that cheese golfball hit the rat pin

[@keytester2xp339]

for speedrunning, i learned you can just skip to the final one but P ranks you should go in all for secrets

[@Brizzle12341]

When I first P ranked this level, I almost got it first try, but I lost my combo to (I believe) the LAST enemy before the exit on lap 2. It's fine though because I got it after a few more attempts.

[@KSKY2012]

"mmm, good eatin'!"

[@ashland6562]

This is the only P rank I first tried

[@Demontrigger14K]

I was today years old when I noticed the apostrophe in Primo Burg'

[@Gatitasecsii]

Wow excellent job!

[@theshrimpwhofriedtherice]

i cannot explain how much hatred i have for this level.

[@apexMX125]

Why there burger restaurant in a tower's like pizza restaurant? A reference when Mcdonalds makes and sells Mcpizza?

[@testingsomething6859]

I'm still laughing at ball peppino in the tv.

[@PoisonSpecs]

War: 2 1/2 hrs to P Golf: 3 months

[@pixeljinx7979]

Funny enough, I got a golf ad before this video 😂

[@ChristopherHill-nt9ir]

Funnily enough this was my first p rank,at the time a though the rank was a fake until the run made myself proven wrong *I DON'T REGRET IT*

[@greenbroccolistudios1275]

Parapapapa Peppino is lovin it 5:44

[@Machiax16]

This person p ranked all the pizza tower levels 🗿

[@feartheb33k33p3r]

when you REALLY want to play minigolf

[@Cool_Name-idk]

I thought I'm gonna suffer trying to P rank this, but guess what happened. I P ranked it on fucking accident while going for an S rank.

[@Umcaraaleatoriodaweb]

Tbh,this level is hell to p rank,especially at the burg course and at Pizza Time.

[@thederpyafro194]

All those Primo burgs are cool and all, but I like Nice Nachos.

[@TheManOfManyNames.]

LET’S GO TO THE BEACH! LET’S GO SWIMMING! LET’S GO GOLFING!

[@creepsmeeps6478]

Golf is the absolute bane of my existence. I hate it with every single fiber of my body. That stupid greaseball never goes where or when I want it to and I get stuck on the stupidest loops. I hope this level gets deleted, forgotten about, and then remnants of it are found 20 years later as lost media so that at the VERY least, it has some value to its name.

[@davihruschka3234]

Easiest P rank of my life

[@ShriyenPatel-lt1td]

I kept my combo grabbed every secret topping no still can’t p rank golf

[@JooJoo_1]

bro I was trying to p rank this level a few minutes ago and I was literally about to win except I accidentally went in the exit during pizza time you don't even KNOW how pissed of I am rn

[@blueknightskeleton8424]

*golf*

[@BugBallYeah]

Next time I’m going to Burger King I’m ordering a primo burg

[@beakslololol4347]

WHY AM I STUCK AT THIS

[@Adex767]

>You’re dead meat! >Golf club Is that a Hotline Miami reference?

[@DE23]

Why does the golf vall go into a basketball hoop?

[@averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115]

ok who put the goal behind the pillar keeping this whole place up