Pizza Tower - Noise Bosses P Ranks (NO HIT, LOW SUGAR)

Pizza Tower All Boss Fights As The Noise P-Ranked. Low sugar mode with extra parries, damageless. Merg Gameplay No Hit Run.
0:00 Pepperman
2:30 The Vigilante
4:27 The Doise
6:54 Fake Peppino
10:00 Pizzaface
11:11 Pizzahead
12:15 Super Noise
Pizza Tower by Tour De Pizza
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Thanks for reading. :) not gonna sugarcoat it

[@PaperN_B]

I’M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT 🗣️‼️

[@MonochroMelon]

We not sugarcoating it with this one boys 🗣🔥🔥

[@Glitchy_Guy23]

Ain’t no one gonna sugarcoating this one on our watch, Boys 🗣️🔥🔥

[@ichelthjaime4275]

W + ML

[@Unknown_Nexus535]

DAAAAAAAAMN!🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@tehcodekid8421]

NOT SUGARCOATING IT 🔥🔥🗣

[@PumpyGT]

Bro decided to not sugarcoat it anymore

[@blakksheep736]

What is this meame about?

[@buddy9848]

@@blakksheep736What it means to not sugarcoat in Pizza Tower is to dodge almost all of the boss’ attacks by parrying them.

[@PumpyGT]

​@blakksheep736 I think it's a meme about parrying, a mechanic in games where you do a certain action right before being hit by an attack

[@avraddiction2140]

@@blakksheep736 I first saw it from yakuza

[@szabolcsmathe175]

*Merg is the greatest gamer when he's silent*

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

Bro can beat Goku.

[@OrangezLanternz]

​@@iaminsideyourwalls2021Goku Fight NO-HIT (Undertale Fangame) /j

[@szabolcsmathe175]

​@@OrangezLanternzlmao

[@berdacz1106]

I was like "what do you mean low sugar?" After the first 5 seconds of the video i instantly new btw great skills can't Wait for that war p rank

[@epicducc3449]

I still dont understand what low sugar means

[@ethangreylim4235]

​@@epicducc3449same

[@knju1monsterhunt656]

The Noise can't jump.

[@berdacz1106]

@@epicducc3449 when you Parry a boss Attack the comunity calls that "not gonna sugarcoat it„ or something like that So low sugar means he parried a lot

[@saadiakhelif1882]

​@@berdacz1106 Yeah, and Sugarcoating it means getting hit right after a taunt/parry-attempt which means you parried too much and got what you deserved. Like putting too much sugar and obtaining diabetes or whatever.

[@peace_2520]

In the vigilante fight noise shoots when only the word draw is visible so he does technically play by the rules in his own weird way

[@jonnaas]

He did it how a real life draw used to work

[@SoulHero7]

"No Hit, No Sugar" should be official boss challenge lingo.

[@FPBRM23]

It could become actual lingo because of this video

[@ianhubble9973]

0:36 the timing on these parries is impeccable

[@rehichara]

I love he changes his clothes to the boss he's fighting

[@ZaqTheMan]

should've done the green cape for pepperman though

[@jaboygamingyt2624]

​​@@ZaqTheManHe didnt have it unlocked yet tho😐

[@ZaqTheMan]

@@jaboygamingyt2624 He could've retried...

[@DJbald69]

@@ZaqTheManIts hard to do P-Ranks, Ya know?

[@ZaqTheMan]

you will get the hang of it eventually. I managed to p-rank every boss by memorizing their attack pattern

[@nite681]

7:00 I still admire how fake peppino attacks perfectly synced with music, masterpiece of game design

[@K5E4VX7YY2I9N]

i like that the timestamp for the 3rd phase of pizzaface was labeled "super noise" instead of the actual boss name, suggesting that the noise was the final boss there.

[@Genther]

Peppino: "Im not gonna sugarcoat it!" Noise: "Im gonna salt the wounds!"

[@smileythesnacker]

Merg used his technique, silent mode For the duration of the video, Merg is effectively immortal

[@NotArmoredSelf]

We gonna have infinite cursed energy with this one 🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥

[@guigo8305]

always bet on merg

[@getthedunkon9347]

Domain Expansion: Infinite Cherry Blossom Did you know? That there are infinite timelines? Infinite universes where you win... Infinite where you lose... I've done you a favor and combined them all... Hit me once... and you win, I got hit by every single timeline. The problem? I can see them all.

[@user-bw7pe8st6g]

😂❤​@@NotArmoredSelf

[@stardude5608]

i love how sugarcoat% is just no jumping

[@PaypsAgain]

When Merg goes silent,he becomes like Peppino in PizzaFace phase 3,he is the boss

[@thegreatgod1371]

I love how the noise smoke on pizzahead at the end.

[@Kumavitna]

how did you get that ?

[@K0dyBurns66]

@@Kumavitnachannel membership

[@joeycoope6043]

he's definitely not sugar coating it

[@ZaqTheMan]

8:27 THAT HIT WAS CALCULATED

[@marcosandrey5059]

My cherry boy really said...."IM NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT"

[@Arabellean]

I love how the Doise is just fucking dead for pizzaface. Not even, like, tomato guts or anything, no he's actually fucking dead.

[@conbigaming1077]

peddito (what I call the peppino ripoff guy that killed him) has no mercy

[@Flipflipp]

*Day 960 of appreciating SNALEY!* Ngl the parries are super satisfying to watch

[@filipisagamer8144]

Snaley is underrated character in all fiction , he needs to be more appricated

[@bossender3536]

Snaley ​@@filipisagamer8144

[@theshadowworld2239]

Omori topics in Pizza Tower videos? I’ve seen it all.

[@filipisagamer8144]

@@theshadowworld2239 Omori=Pizza tower Its cannon now

[@theshadowworld2239]

@@filipisagamer8144 I don’t see Kel

[@GCalebB]

This is a certified Zero sugar gameplay

[@Thirdlittlemariobrother]

i needed low sugar to help my video consumption diet, thanks merg

[@_.sans._]

the reflexes and timing on this dude is insane

[@KoseiYamada-wh9hr]

You know things get serious when Merg does no commentary

[@greenhal]

this cherry is out of sugar 🍒🔥 great job btw ^^ 9:26 absolute power move

[@bocajthewizard]

the noise when he aint playing around anymore (you know its serious when the video doesnt start with "whats up guys") love seeing you go from chilling and completing the game to doing perfect p ranks with all the taunts merg 🔥

[@nickraptor3035]

I LOVEEEEE the Little dance The Noise does at the end of the Battle!

[@shaggy2367]

I cant wait for Pizza Tower - Developers P-Rank (No Hit)

[@helloIdontremembermyname]

amazing job, as always

[@justin37484]

i liked it when he pizza the tower

[@filipisagamer8144]

Great video as always...good to see Merg's alter ego show up once in a while

[@terrablades6975]

Merg: I’m not gonna sugar coat it (press c to taunt)

[@soro08]

Merg realy useing sneak 100 with the outfits

[@David111IsHere]

About time we got another classic Merg no hit video like this 👍

[@fromandtounknown6575]

Merg on his way to deliver maximum flex to the enemies by taunt-dodging nearly everything

[@oofymcdoofy1936]

WE'RE BACK TO NO-HITTING WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@TheEpilougeAsylum]

Merg really showed these bosses how to not sugarcoat it🗣️🔥🔥 Awesome video Merg :)

[@serialjammer4095]

Even if merg was silent, he sure made some NOISE

[@paulinasilva2086]

Si

[@paulinasilva2086]

IS DOiSE

[@st00piddude]

This is the greatest pizza tower of all time. Bravo merg!

[@user-yb3fp9zm6u]

Yo some good content has just dropped

[@user-so9kq6om2s]

Thank you for not sugarcoating it 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🤣🤣😂😂🍕🍕 so much hype, no sugar

[@CosmicTraveler53]

As the first person in the world who P ranked every boss as the Noise without jumping once, I can say it was a nightmare. (also he ain't sugarcoating it)

[@KoseiYamada-wh9hr]

Unexpectancy remix goes hard 🔥🔥🔥

[@Version_Object]

this is awesome sauce!

[@SuperDZ555]

4:33 Noise: Didn't I kill this guy? And aren't I wearing his skin right now?

[@creeptrap3104]

Thank goodness this video is low on sugar, now i can use this for my diet

[@zcramblo]

Little to none sugarcoating, just like how I love it

[@Funnydude1234.]

Low sugar, high deathrate.

[@Laraloolah]

P Rank ‼️

[@erite_zx4499]

Epic!

[@Cool_Country82210]

9:26 was so stupidly funny 😂

[@FPBRM23]

I AIN’T GON SUGACOAT IT 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Fireboom_66]

10:03 i love the fact that he used the same clothes he used to beat pizza face for the first time in the last noise video. I ❤ merg.

[@ememed6110]

Merg strikes again!

[@danyk1n2]

Still love you Merg ❤️❤️❤️

[@ArabSonGamer3152]

Best part when merg wear a cloth with same color as the boss

[@zanithony1276]

HE'S NOT GONNA SUGAR COAT IT!!! this line is so gosh darn overused oml lets just enjoy the best LIKE A CHERRY moment here.

[@simplecup]

great ending to this one

[@justaguy9215]

The P stands for Poise, cool video by the way

[@Th3NamesName]

Merg's not gonna sugarcoat it

[@Call_Me_Vex]

Bro you made me love life again

[@clapman866]

The woag at the end was the cherry on top pun intended

[@a_randomdude96]

Fun fact:peddito and the doise are actually ocs added into the game

[@blakksheep736]

12:53 I live for super Noise's goofy ahhh pelting animation.

[@ManlyKirby]

i can't believe merg didn't p-rank p-2 / wait of the world, he's such a coward

[@JaneGoober]

Merg locking in as soon as he goes silent ‼️

[@JIMMYANDFRIENDS1]

The real impasta syndrome is the fact the doise was fighting the doise *pizza time never ends reference!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1

[@tommysilveria5108]

Video 144 of asking you to play UNDERTALE the souls incident

[@MikeEhrmantraut598]

14:52 you are the blood flowing through my fingers

[@Mammoth2546]

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it!

[@TimeBandit940]

I like how the P rank animation kind of foreshadows that it's all Noise's act for his show.

[@infineoinfinite]

*WOW (accompanied by the taunt noise)* *_[VINE BOOM]_* *_[Friday (1995)'s "Dayummm!" plays]_*

[@user-ho5rs5ty4h]

Good

[@slendrio]

im not gonna sugarcoat it damn damnnn damnnn

[@abutisuna]

Merg transformed into the silent

[@YourBestBudFlowey]

Is low sugar some sort of difficulty? Anyways great stuff as always. Silent Merg is deadly Merg.

[@Merg]

Parrying instead of dodging

[@shunplayz21]

He locked in and took the sugar

[@getthedunkon9347]

Merg is here to make cherry a pizza topping. So he climbed the pizza tower to get to THE top. It's official now, Cherries are a pizza topping and they are also apparently untouchable.

[@hisupwassup]

"make cherry a pizza topping" is an absolute power line, jesus

[@jonnaas]

If you try to pick the cherry out of the pizza, it parries you, killing you instantly.

[@BabanDlh]

2% of noise true power

[@greeen-snas]

merg no hitting something who would’ve expected this

[@joshlambert2756]

15:14 We all know it as the end of Pizzaface, but to noise *it was another Monday.*

[@MemesSSChara]

Lack of Sugar made you sugarcoat everyone

[@demented_sillyness_sans]

bro did NOT sugarcoat it

[@lauroisaiasgarcia5748]

mega merg ist coming

[@jerryy147]

i love how merg intentionally went under the rocks that the doise threw, just to parry them ultra sugarless

[@Tazawa__]

I'M NOT GONNA SUGARY SPIRE IT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@TheLastestYo-KaiWatchFan9001]

I'm not gonna say too much about it bc spoilers, but I really like the outfit choice for boss 4. Unlock condition for the outfit fits pretty well with what you're fighting, at least sorta.

[@UnrealSuperSonic04]

WOW

[@alexdacat7052]

Woag

[@Maki228]

The noise even turned into cherry for this one

[@ArabSonGamer3152]

Less sugar. More cherry

[@HenryTV-ko9oi]

the amount of not sugarcoating it in this video would turn a pizza into flour

[@nexutrosity]

no sugar no berg

[@yharim180]

Common Merg W

[@N0tivat]

woag

[@ErrR-qc6od]

I have a question to my favorite cherry. Will you open a discord server again or no because what happened last time? 👋🍒

[@corrvptedintl.2025]

14:54 the Bomb

[@Miles_Tails_Prower64]

6:26 "there can only be one doise"

[@TheTrueViewer]

So kind of the Noise to kill all his co-workers while doing the best rank of it.

[@syrupop]

blud really didn't sugarcoat it