[Pizza Tower] Pizzaface (Hitless)

no this isn't a mobile version. stop asking
I was unsatisfied seeing most people P-rank this boss, so I felt compelled to record my own video of me doing it.
sorry for the crap audio
i use an input display plugin for OBS to show what buttons i'm pressing. the graphic display itself can be found on the pizza tower resource page on speedrun.com
Pizza Tower is on Steam
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[@bramnemeth565]

Most hitless runs: Slow and methodical, to ensure no mistakes are made This: *_THEY CAN'T HIT YOU IF THEY'RE DEAD_*

[@renatoperez4396]

Popular comments always have an reply

[@Y_elloww]

This comment is too good to have one reply

[@NoobeGuy]

he's built different

[@Frontsidian]

“they can’t hit you if you hit them first, i think”

[@funguy3259]

not really but yeah

[@Chandelure_F-5]

Most other hitless Pizzaface: [careful, precise, collected] This mf: I T ' S P I Z Z A T I M E

[@alessiosong2816]

Yep he finished this before the tower even crumble

[@Not_interestEd-]

Hit once, think twice. Efficiency. Doers get more done at The Home Depot. _Home Depot theme begins playing_

[@MarProcrastinating]

@@Not_interestEd-”We interrupt this commercial to announce that Peppino’s Pizza now has a 5 for $5 special! Peppino’s Pizza: Powerful enough to pummel a Pizza Tower!”

[@Kpimpmaster]

Let’s forget this game is about being a human bullet train

[@xenophanessonic821]

Everyone talks about Peppino's scream and rage causing a storm, but could we mention how it quite literally forced the moon into an eclipse and the sky dark and gloomy AFTER we see pizzahead's presence alone changing the entire background? Peppino's italian rage clearly is something more.

[@imnomoremaverick]

I'm Italian and I can confirm that we are like Peppino:when we get angry,baaaad things will happen to nature around us

[@sirtieman]

it’s peppino’s turn now

[@ItzMiaoNutella]

​@@imnomoremaverick can indeed confirm.

[@hellhedgehog2560]

​@@imnomoremaverick So... who of you have been upset to cause Vesuvius to erupt?

[@imnomoremaverick]

@@hellhedgehog2560 I'm gonna be honest with you:I read your comment literally the moment I woke up and I thought "wait...THE VESUVIUS JUST ERUPTED AFTER 70+ YEARS?" I was literally so scared

[@daek2344]

The speed is real, the aggression is a huge change of pace from the usual slow hitless runs some people have, nice goin man

[@codytheyellowpikmin6316]

Describes Peppino perfectly towards Pizzaface

[@shimmyking4]

really helps encapsulate how Peppino must've been feeling during the Boss Rush. No fear left, just pure unadulterated rage

[@lunar_the_spacehog6876]

​@@shimmyking4 the Italian version of Asura

[@urielwitchcraft3620]

​@@shimmyking4 I once again have to mention, all of the Combos that Peppino performs in the Boss Rush are done with *one hand.*

[@SonicxD1]

@@urielwitchcraft3620 if he used the two hands he would be beating goku rn

[@nubbyboah]

This man fully embodied Peppino. All speed, No slack. And a searing, white-hot, pant-shitting rage that makes the god's tremble

[@baonguyenhuu725]

Guess i shouldn't put pineapple on pizza after this

[@Not_interestEd-]

He is accepted into the "too angry to die" club after this starry-eyed performance.

[@requiem6465]

​@@Not_interestEd-Asura: Big fan of your work

[@Not_interestEd-]

@@requiem6465 Doomguy at the head of the table: _silent judging_ _nods_

[@FanofUndertaleandDeltarune]

​@@Not_interestEd-Dynamite Anton at the back: AYYY WASSUP BRO

[@wolfgangbloodymeatsack1687]

I love the aspect of Peppino getting sooooo angry that he has to face the past bosses again that he goes into a spartan rage on each one.

[@slicecraftig]

I don't think even Goku can beat peppino at full Rage mode

[@wooden49]

Not just spartan rage, it’s the Italian’s rage

[@slicecraftig]

@@wooden49 now that make sense how he can punch so well because we know what Italian can do with their arm

[@FanboyKisser]

@@wooden49 akshually Italians are probably the closest we have to Romans so Spartan rage still counts.

[@sock_investment]

italian rage

[@VinylStomp]

Lore accurate Peppino

[@iambumbo7534]

whyd google translate this from “Lore accurate Peppino” to “Accurat lore peppino”

[@purple6705]

​@@iambumbo7534 accurat 🐀🐀🐀🐀

[@iambumbo7534]

@@purple6705 🐀

[@min2793]

sobolanu

[@assassingamer5983]

@@purple6705 🐀

[@GrandpaJenkins9001]

I like how when peppino finally snapped they all showed GENUINE fear at their impending ass-beating

[@jeremyallen5974]

How else could you react to the guy you're trying to kill suddenly losing his shit and throwing haymakers galore at you?

[@CartoonEnthusiast201]

​@@jeremyallen5974 Exactly LMAO

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

It's even better that his idle animations also change to absoluetly pissed.

[@NomaranTheAlchemist]

They played the game of "Fuck around and find out" and lost

[@Realperson16]

​@@NomaranTheAlchemistfact

[@TheDeath0fDucks]

Christ, it's not just the no-hit that's impressive, it's how bloody FAST this was. Well done man.

[@mindnomad]

It's what I'm mostly bothered by when I see others play hitless lol

[@ThyNoid0]

I was about to say the same thing. The amount of time it took and the fact how it was a no hit as well

[@kingsofpower7686]

*Isn't that goddamn mobile?*

[@samario7935]

Frankly you kind of need to be fast for phase 1 because it's incredibly easy to get overwhelmed otherwise; it's only natural to keep the pace up afterwards, I feel

[@tristenx]

@@kingsofpower7686 no, it just shows what keys he's pressing. there is no Pizza Tower mobile

[@knju1monsterhunt656]

I love how there's no power-up for Peppino in the second half; he just gets *ANGRY.*

[@CartoonEnthusiast201]

Fr

[@blank7508]

Man has had enough of their shit and wants them to know it

[@DogDayLOL259]

Fucking for real he gonna beat *SHIT* with his *RAGE*

[@selever6556]

Peppino at the first levels : 😰😰😰😰😰 Peppino at the final boss:COME HERE YOU SON OF A B#TCH

[@foxboy6145]

Like Deviljho

[@debarro8894]

I like to come back and watch this video for a few reasons: 1. The skill/dedication. 2. The music. And 3. The funny little move animations that Peppino does In the last phase of the battle.

[@Joseph-ru8de]

It's actually a Simpsons reference. Specifically Moe's Defense Dance.

[@plant8732]

I’m not gonna sugarcoat it: “You can also perform a piledriver that will boost you upward if you hold [up] before grabbing an enemy.”

[@GraveDaboo]

I actually never understood how to perform that variant of the piledriver, thanks

[@cactusgamingyt9960]

More of an uppercut

[@safiysyazone]

@@cactusgamingyt9960 I'm sorry *what?*

[@quickerster]

​@@GraveDabooit doesnt work when you grab the enmy when its start of the grab

[@GraveDaboo]

@@quickerster i know, i know, you grab and before you get the enemy you press up

[@Peppino373]

All the other bosses watching pepperman getting destroyed:💀

[@vibraniumpotato6493]

Knowing damn well they're next.

[@iamanepickamby]

* Chuckles * I’m in danger.

[@weegeenumberone2]

Pizzahead watching his 4 strongest henchmen get destroyed by an enraged Italian: I don’t know why, but I think my life expectancy is going to go down in the next few minutes.

[@Da-choppa]

@@weegeenumberone2 I don’t know why! *peppino fucking yeets fake peppino past him* *inhales* *_AAAAA-_*

[@DavidI-bg1px]

POV of pizza head: OH CARP WHAT HAVE I DONE

[@comic-boi]

I love how peppino was so mad he climbed the *AIR* to dodge pizza face then ground pounded him

[@marcosandrey5059]

Peppino the strongest a man ever

[@kanderion5685]

love how peppino's scream causes a literal storm, and himself to break mentally just to slap out all the bosses into oblivion

[@paweljedrzejczyk41]

as someone else pointed out, it also forced the moon into an entire eclipse

[@Not_interestEd-]

"Fuck this, I'm over it. I've been as nice as I could be, but this is the last straw." Wow, now that I say this, I'm surprised he stayed as composed as he was throughout the game.

[@jackmoon824]

0:21 Peppino represents the player trying to make a perfect run after several attempts

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

As a Dark Chef enjoyer, this rings true.

[@ryurielgo]

😅

[@alejoyugar]

As an classic/2D sonic speedrunner, i can confirm

[@RikoOneshot]

As a GD fan, i can confirm that i tried to make a perfect run with a several attempt

[@requiem3192]

I just cant stop laughing at how fast the boss fight passed from: Epic final bossfight with doom reference theme To Psycophatical derranged and unhiged fight against a cartoon pizza mascot

[@autismandgaming4532]

To Rip and Tear until it is done

[@F0UR3V3R]

​@@autismandgaming4532if Peppino were to go to Hell doom slayer may be like "Alright, I'm not fucking with this one"

[@delayedplayer]

It has a doom reference??

[@Noc_talis]

3:37 bro took “kiss my ass” to a whole new level

[@Whatudoingoo]

And died

[@luizphelipeoliveiramoraes8953]

Pizzaface originaly: *if you touch me. Youre over* Pizzaface in battle: *if u throw smth at me. I die*

[@KingRidley]

What do you do with all the extra time you save from not needing to type y, o, o again, e, i, n, g, and an apostrophe?

[@cactusgamingyt9960]

​@@KingRidleywow, stroking your own ego much?

[@miggle2784]

@@cactusgamingyt9960 to be fair it is very annoying to be putting in so little effort and getting over 100 likes for it

[@Terasenai]

​@@miggle2784 why do people care about comments likes

[@marcocivalerian9099]

@@miggle2784 The key to get likes is not about how you write. It's about what you write.

[@eveoee4703]

2:54 bro the lightning synced his combo

[@jaimemex313]

So satisfying 😂

[@alfredalfiesiv7082]

This isn't even sugarcoated It's just *Pure. Raw. Skill.*

[@Red-tail-haux]

I did that in beyound good and evil in the final boss fight the adrenalin rush and rage I felt at finally beating it I nearly fall and passed out from it

[@epicgameranimator5183]

I love how when the noise sticks up the finger, he’s just like “ It’s a good day to die!”

[@epicgameranimator5183]

*proceeds to fricking murder the noise*

[@itsonlyzaq]

You’ll notice that when you pummel into Pizzahead, Peppino hits faster than how he hit the other bosses, showing how pissed he is.

[@Realperson16]

Damn, i somehow never noticed that

[@pnutterbutter6949]

I love how peppinos raw scream prevents the bosses from 4v1ing him

[@WaxScorching]

2:56 the sastisfying sync comes back

[@AndrewSouzaGames555]

Yeeeesss

[@jennakelly9888]

I’m not gonna lie whenever the third phases music comes on I always get chills like full goosebump’s

[@MadGamer55100]

That's me right now

[@badabada5882]

He sure didn't sugarcoat it

[@BatteryChargingMaster]

can someone please tell me what sugarcoat means please..

[@gamerfrienship6206]

​@@BatteryChargingMaster it just basically mean they don't hold back anymore

[@ivandelarosa3353]

Bosses: *appear for a second time* Peppino: So you have chosen death

[@elpepexdlll6558]

3:13 the timing whit the noise jump and the rampage

[@plutônioolegal]

Everyone is talking about peppino's scream causing an storm, but nodbody is gonna talk about pizzahead who literally deformed the moon's structure to make it look like an smile, and make various TVs flying in the sky, as he deformed gravity too, only because he was feeling funny, he is so powerful, just dosen't know how much he is

[@3f4gs4s]

Me: Gets hit once The Esc key: My time has come

[@tiidall]

ended up beating pizzahead hitless in 5 mins thanks to this video, the piledrive technique really made phase 1 a lot easier. thanks fam

[@Mad_Trap]

I love that you actually don't wait for Pizza Face to get to the ground to throw an enemy at him and that you use the CST (Charged Shot Technique) which I don't see used much. When I wanted to P rank this boss, I found the slow playstyle others used boring and decided to be as aggressive as possible. Took me only 3-4 hours to P rank thankfully. I'm happy to see that people don't care if they get hit or not and just go for the most violent and fast runs possible. This video felt like I was watching myself play but without the screaming and whining lol.

[@mindnomad]

This is just about how I p-rank this boss normally now too. If I wanna do it I may as well so it fast and save myself the headaches from every retry

[@andresf.7563]

If You want to channel the power of this italian man, this is the way to go, have to go full on rip and tear

[@Imnoob-3895]

I like that at phase 3, peppino isn't forced to endure a boss rush, instead the boss rush is forced to endure him. At phase 3 peppino reachis HIS phase 2

[@seesemeseeds1217]

you can feel the anger with how fast the beatings are

[@skeleton9476]

It's not any average PizzaFace hitless That's a whole HITLESS SPEEDRUN! Good job man!

[@nstelecom5109]

The title should been "pizzaface hitless speedrun" or something

[@braianquemevezxd6054]

pizza face got a milisecond of laughter before being wrecked to oblivion

[@planktonjsheldonsb]

peppino has had enough and shows no mercy

[@ominimonzwartalterb5526]

Peppino:IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHWRDUCKING BOSSES IN THIS MOTHWR DUCKING TOWER!!!!!

[@kipthesalesman]

1:09 always love this build up with the gun lol

[@gaurdianAQ]

I never noticed the scared idle animation turns into an angry one during this fight (and then full on rage)

[@steverman2312]

in the words of a commenter whos name i forgot "the strongest force in the universe: a very angry italian man"

[@SenyiKimmo]

destroying pizza face's first phase like that gives me suplex kirby flashbacks and i love it

[@shialestupe]

I Love how in previous levels peppino was scared and nervous. But in this he is just angry xd

[@kumatheronin8961]

Dude's been through hell he's had enough

[@senounatsuru6453]

Every person has their breaking point. Peppino's is here, and he doesn't break down. Forget the thirty minutes, those hands are being delivered to their faces for *FREE.*

[@theenderdestruction2362]

​@@senounatsuru6453he'll beat the shit out of them in thirty minutes or else its his pocket change for them

[@unknownmusicguy8637]

I like to think Peppino's face expression is just like yours while trying to no-hit this

[@MostStupidGoofyGoober]

The thing I love about this video is that you don’t take it slow and easy like all the others

[@Gizzymo]

I like how the song transitioned when vigilante shot a rocket at 2:57. Nice timing.

[@soouG.]

not only that, but to The Death I Deservioli, which was originally The Vigilante's escape theme back when he was briefly playable

[@kirpalor74]

Is so epic that the final battle begins as an evil villain, then a straigth up cuphead boss like, and a boss rush with the italian Rage mode, this game is a legend.

[@HereticYoshi]

harnessed the power of infinite, unbridled, italian rage to bring about a swift and brutal defeat to pizza face also love how quickly you landed first hit on vigilante, that shit was fast

[@omgitsroirio]

i like how when Peppino gets angry he begins throwing hands at the bosses without holding back

[@Lolyeet]

I think it’s amusing how quickly I went from “what the heck is pizza tower” to “I’m a pretty big pizza tower fan” lol

[@random-individual]

Same

[@AkaObbies]

This guy did NOT sugarcoat this at all

[@jeremyshin5452]

Bro I like the way Peppino gets enraged with his revenge and determination. It fits in with the fight against all of the bosses together.

[@StupidTired]

pretty sure you were starting to embody peppino's rage and tenacity there

[@no_one_to_see]

It would be cool if they made characters unlock-able (Such as some of the bosses) in a future update but you have to get a high rank to unlock the character or play with them enough, like Gustavo and Brick, or The Noise. Like a character select option in the lobby.

[@angryface6]

The levels are made for peppino moveset, others wouldn't work

[@no_one_to_see]

@@angryface6 It's just an idea of the future, but how come the noise can be played then?

[@angryface6]

@@no_one_to_see he had 2 movesets, a peppino mirror and a unique one. The unique was scrapped in favor of the mirror, the unique would not work in peppino levels

[@no_one_to_see]

@@angryface6 Yeah, I know, this is just a idea of the future, you don't have to take it so literal

[@SpathiCaptainFwiffo]

pepperman would get unlocked by P-ranking the bossfight without destroying the portrait/

[@ExellerYT830]

2:11 Peppino: WOOOOO IT'S SHOW TIMEEE

[@mino2123]

i felt peppinos rage when I was going for the P rank, especially during the first phase which was just so much WAITING

[@Squishito]

I've done every other P rank in the game except this one last boss and it is killing me. That first phase will be in my nightmares, the amount of random bullshit...

[@collinpersinger4809]

Grab the enemies and treat it like Super Mario World's final boss.

[@plaguenplay3516]

@@Squishito you're spitting facts like pizzaface is spitting gears in phase 2. while pizzahead throws all kinds of random bullshit at you, all you get for the fight is a crappy pistol. a bit unfair, if you ask me

[@alejoyugar]

1:51 no horni pizza head. Based peppino

[@kristofladanyi3671]

Most P-ranks: *are incredibly precise, waiting for the right time to strike* This guy: *embodies Peppino's speed and wrath*

[@mugrilhos]

God shivers when peppino is mad.

[@mariolegrange4447]

I had no idea peppino was so powerful, forget every anime protagonist...

[@MsAntivenom]

Even though Peppino is Italian, I stil feel like this phrase by a texan engineer really fits this video. "I'm gonna lay you out!"

[@Kameeho]

tbh, in my headcanon THIS is how peppino gets his revenge. Becoming absolute beast!

[@therandomtransformersanima6236]

“FUCK HEALTHBARS, I’M TAKING YOUR GOD DAMNED KIDNEYS”-peppino in phase 3

[@kamgoku]

I love the fact that peppino basically goes insane when they see the past 4 bosses and a FAKE pizza face with a pizzahead and absolutely destroys them one by one, plus the fact that Peppino LITERALLY GOES APESHIT ON PIZZAHEAD INTO THE SKY, THEN USING THE REMAINING FORCE PEPPINO HAS TO PUT PIZZAHEAD INTO THE GROUND. (LITERALLY.)

[@Dentas137]

The absolute rage of peppino of having to mop the floor with the same garbage he took out earlier.

[@LoraLoibu]

As someone currently trying to do this exact thing, *RESPECT, MY DUDE. R E S P E C T .*

[@Peretoroto]

The only attempt I've seen that TRULY captivates Peppinos' anger.

[@WisteriaTCH]

Kratos: i'm the angriest man alive Asura: no, i'm the angriest man alive Peppino: 2:11

[@Nalphagamer2832]

1:55 my favourite part

[@ItssMumbi]

It's like hitless ppl don't know how to Parry, but this one does

[@jermfanaccount]

this is my first time seeing the fight, and deadass i audibly said "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!" at the final piledrive Peppino gives Pizzahead. like HOOOLY SHIT that was COOL!!!!

[@thatforknightwhoendedyourPrank]

How long did this take, just an overall estimate? Good job, by the way! 👏

[@mindnomad]

This took me an hour to do but mostly because of technical issues and because I was stubborn about doing phase 1 in a way I was happy with. I'd go doing phase 1 hitless several times but restart anyway because I thought it was lame

[@thatforknightwhoendedyourPrank]

@@mindnomad For me, P ranking a normal level takes 2 hours, learning the secret locations, "optimizing" my "routes", then actually getting it right.

[@jt-hdfs1227]

@@mindnomad that is exactly why I haven’t finished hitless yet

[@jack.2578]

@@mindnomad hey How do i active the Control thing?

[@Lm_play19]

He's the man behind the slawter

[@JVnite_Jury]

*The Pizza behind the Tower*

[@noobsworth_RBLX]

Bro didn't even let the music loop *ONCE.*

[@datonegoatboiwithdahoodie9757]

Peppino really pulled out the 200% MAD

[@cruzp7940]

Who else just loves the pizza boys part where you hear a voice EDIT: I’m talking abt the part before he fakes his death

[@KiuhKobold]

I never played this game, but the sheer ENERGY of this Italian man pushed to the very limits of a stroke, a heart attack and rage-induced coma, soon followed by an Asura's Wrath level of hand handing, and then finished of by an italian's very own Heavenly Potemkin Buster is absolutely mesmerizing. I LOVE IT!

[@crepeerfrank848]

Standing Here I Realize🗿

[@PlantAnger69]

Something tells me he's not gonna sugarcoat it.

[@ERRORRotubbies]

At 2:20 Got Peppino Angry

[@vgbcp3rs0na41]

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!

[@chocolatebar4654]

ah i thought he was calm 🤡

[@ILikeSponges4]

If peppino got into smash, this is his final smash

[@mutalord]

Have anyone stopped and considered that Peppino's rage was so intense not only did it summon a thunderstorm... but partially eclipsed the moon?

[@thatgamerboy3467]

"I'm not the one in danger pizza face, *I* am the danger."

[@someguy70]

This thing with upwards pile-driver is the only acceptable way to play this boss fight, except from the ground only and with no other methods of stunning pizza face

[@coolerb0nz727]

this hitless run is literally peppino going fucking nuts on the previous bosses

[@SantiOkku]

You:gets jumped by 5 people: the homeless man you gave a big mac to:

[@MrNacho453]

The pizza guy went Super saiyan on everyone 🤣🤘

[@silverflight01]

This isn't just a Hitless This is a SPEEDRUN Hitless

[@miyavmeow]

i was just watching this like "dang!! This guys good" and just realized it was you lmao

[@PilotSolaris]

Rollin' around at the speed of *A N G E R Y*

[@theboi7475]

the REAL fastest way to beat pizza face

[@firemayro]

why do so many people have that damn pfp

[@theboi7475]

@@firemayro idk :)

[@Sunny1507k9]

2:15 this music is epic bro

[@KnightErrantRen]

Italian Man becomes so angry, he channels the strength of an entire Roman Legion. Today, Caesar renders unto you *these* *hands.*

[@csataidaniel861]

Bro did them bosses dirty

[@SSF124Animates]

I love how in the third phase, Pepperman, Vigilante, and Pizzahead enter the arena with their "damaged" sprite (on their turn to fight), while The Noise and Fake Peppino just jump in like "hey italian man!"

[@MikeNoob101]

Man this guy had enough of Pizza Face

[@hillario238]

Both the player and Peppino got so god damn agressive after every failed hit less attemps that they went all out with imense speed

[@ManuelGarcia-db8qy]

top 5 most epic moments and with the best song of the anime top 1 peppino vs all the bosses

[@ognenii_rytsar]

For some guys: Its not a mobile version. This is an input plugin for obs studio that shows what buttons you press

[@jacobdunn412]

This video is canon in the story. This is exactly how the fight goes