PKA 552: Kyle's Motorcycle Wreck, John McAfee's Note, GFuel Drama

[@jakobstevens]

This is the equivalent of Saturday morning cartoons when we were kids

[@yooooooooo459]

haha literally watching this early sunday morning as i woke up, it really is.

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

@@yooooooooo459 are you in the future/Australia

[@jessicabecause3717]

I like to listen on my monday. I consider it my favorite day of the week.

[@yooooooooo459]

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 yes / new zealand

[@Biggz831]

@@yooooooooo459 woah a time traveler.

[@FappinSteve]

Imagine you see a guy wreck his motorcycle in front of you, just to find out its FPS Russia.

[@Slawsers]

With lumi riding on the back

[@ZOMBIESK8TBOARD]

@@Slawsers lol

[@2hillsinbetween]

You can leak him then

[@Gunny426HemiPlymouth]

He stands up and goes full Russian. THIS NEVER HAPPEN ON URAL!!!!

[@calebchan-nantais5308]

Make a huge scene and make sure a lot of people come look... It would be a great segment.

[@thebigO97]

Why did they wait 500 episodes to hire an engineer lol

[@s.h.723]

Boomers gotta boom? Woody’s rich but cheap? They don’t listen to the fans?

[@WarNoob755]

@@s.h.723 Yes.

[@civmike]

@@s.h.723 all the above 🤣

[@ATLWood13]

Because of Chizrag

[@winnipegguitar1621]

not sure i like it, i can definitely see/hear a delay between woody's video and woody's audio..

[@fizz6i630]

When did Woody start moonlighting at Domino's Pizza?

[@troll9111]

Patreon donations must be down this quarter

[@CyberSoldat]

Must be another level of fun for him

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

@@CyberSoldat type: 30 min or less Fun’

[@moderator8309]

Oh you haven’t been here long

[@BungCentra]

This will be my last PKA before Bootcamp. Wish me luck

[@austindunn5561]

Goodluck

[@Remington700FTW]

MOS?

[@AlexJMerry]

Proud of you man, you got this and remember we all have your back. High t move

[@aidanpoole3996]

Goodluck

[@octopus8420]

High T move!

[@BradyDoesntMiss]

Favorite time of the week, playing games, getting high, listening to PKA. Have a great weekend real sweet kids!

[@Jakesinmotion]

Best way to spend your Saturday morning man, cheers!

[@IOWNYORASS]

RSK!

[@Jamusomama]

RSK BROTHER!

[@WavyBurgar]

RSK 4 Life

[@irrelevantturk5063]

Lad

[@Mannthony]

Loved the wholesome moment when Kyle talked about his past and his dad. ♥️ Time stamp: 1:59:48

[@Salehxo]

Just doing an early timeline for the fellow paying Patrons! 0:00:00 motorcycle talk 0:43:56 more motorcycle talk 1:34:56 back to motorcycle talk 2:26:23 motorcycle talk (cont.) 3:14:49 motorcycle gear talk 3:59:03 $50 patron talk 4:05:34 motorcycle talk

[@Salehxo]

Un-ironically still talking about motorcycles at 0:40:00

[@Bittamin]

@@Salehxo forgot to tag the ufc talk

[@einareriksen8174]

Doing the lords work

[@waffenbear117]

I’m sure there will be men’s bodies talk in there as well.

[@chrissandy302]

Not all heros wear capes. Thank you sir

[@thebigragu9952]

I like that Taylor's background for this episode looks like he broke into a pinterest mom's home.

[@nhossain]

Loool

[@Supremucy]

True. They always got 100 books and not one has been read.

[@alik5972]

1:30:15 Woody says Scarlet Johansson for the first time instead of Johanneson

[@jakehighland929]

I don't see the difference 🤷

[@JamesAlexanderTheGreat]

This marks a big moment for the pka community

[@MlRAAK]

It only took a decade

[@space-ux1hh]

thankyou

[@Hoodie-K]

3:42:00 Char-eles Barkley

[@jdajet1263]

I expect to see "Kyle's motorcycle wreck" in the title for at least the next 4 weeks

[@DanArnets1492]

Kyle's wreck 2: 18-wheeler Boogaloo

[@jamesh4519]

Kyle belongs in the top right

[@BLWRK]

Have been riding motorcycles for years. You got it out of the way now Kyle. The first question to ask every new rider is "have you laid it down yet? No? You will." Lol. You don't get the fear of going down until you really go down, and that's what ends up keeping you alive down the road.

[@michaelaffleck4890]

“Not a bigger Connor fan than me “ didn’t even watch the fight

[@franciscorogel2099]

For those who didn't catch it, Mountain Motorsports in Conyers, Georgia is the superb establishment that treated Kyle like a king

[@Clintaso]

One might say it’s a 5 star establishment

[@DanArnets1492]

I'm not in the USA so I thought the name was something like Coigners or Cogniers

[@Hockey-le2yc]

@@DanArnets1492 I’m in the US and I thought that

[@brandflakes1]

Woody sounds like a war vet saying everyday life is trivial compared to his trip, I love it lol

[@MediocreTCG]

The Types of Fun talk this week may actually be Type 2 fun. Time will tell.

[@TakticalTekniq]

It’s definitely type 1 fun bro

[@BallZakc]

Love it when it’s just the boys

[@LegitAverageZombie1]

"the CBR 650 right?" "No the ABS" woody is still on that pen boys

[@joncarterreid4213]

I think he swapped over to that Delta 8

[@corbystickers4780]

ah yes 🧐 the Honda Anti-lock Braking System is a great bike 🤓

[@aarbee_]

@@corbystickers4780 indeed 🧐

[@tylerwilson4287]

@@corbystickers4780 indoobiblbly 🧐🧐

[@MyCoolBrett]

"Who does he play, Yoda?" Had me crying

[@SooperCherry94]

Aye, Woody! Im itching for some new paramotor vids. You flying around telling stories is really relaxing for me.

[@SooperCherry94]

@Glanderson Booper currently saving up for paramotor training with the guys at aviator ppg. Cant wait!

[@bluecow10]

@Glanderson Booper Is it difficult to start? Obviously you start tandem but is it tricky?

[@bluecow10]

@Glanderson Booper Super cool, definitely something I’d like to try someday

[@ton6473]

3:14:50 I love how Kyle makes eye contact with the camera when he’s says that.

[@SandrasSpicySpanishSalami]

*Liked faster than Kyle Crashed his new bike.*

[@lucasc5622]

ok

[@SandrasSpicySpanishSalami]

@@lucasc5622 ok

[@Laocoon283]

@@lucasc5622 ok

[@craigjones3506]

Goodness.... Kyle the cold, is sooooo different than you think at speed haha. Perhaps it won't be so bad considering you aren't going to be trying to go super fast... but even around 60 mph. Comfortable cold while not moving turns you into a popsicle at 60.

[@hessu1223]

PKA 551 Title: Kyle´s new bike PKA 552 Title: Kyle´s motorcycle wreck Cant wait for PKA 553 to continue the story of Kyle´s bike

[@Bauks]

RIP. Henrietta.

[@firghteningtruth7173]

Rip indeed.

[@MaximusSpartacus42]

a true hero

[@jburg636]

Kyle shoulda got perma plate 🌝🌝

[@elvergalargo1469]

very nice reference

[@jburg636]

@@elvergalargo1469 5 stars? 😬

[@xHavokZzx95]

RSK for life. Bring a throwback prank call episode. 👍🏼

[@RageXII]

they should also call gamestop and walmarts and try to get call of duty early again just for the laughs.

[@xHavokZzx95]

@@RageXII yes loved those!

[@TronApostle]

Big ups to our king Liquid Richard!

[@aaronmhacker]

How are you getting to the video so early?

[@saltymcpepper5777]

@@aaronmhacker Patreon

[@aaronmhacker]

@@saltymcpepper5777 yikes

[@TronApostle]

@@aaronmhacker Liquid Richard usually sends me.

[@kierantingle6802]

We all just going to overlook Kyle at 3:18:55, we need to remind him like Woody hahahahaha

[@sim6446]

i love that the audio finally doesnt hurt my ears i will listen to you guys way more often now

[@HLZac]

Thank you for your kind words brotha

[@endeavor44]

@@HLZac you should check out lewis spears he's an Australian comedian with a similar following to pka, he'd make a great guest, he also has a podcast and a KZbin

[@tysopiccaso8711]

what was wrong with it before?

[@sim6446]

@@tysopiccaso8711 listen to literally any older episode with harley and you will find out lol

[@Orcawhale1]

Warwick Davis was in two of the biggest franchises of all time(Star wars/Harry Potter). Not to mention, him and Peter Dinklage is pretty much the only truly famous dwarfs in Hollywood...

[@dumevision4573]

What about mini me ?

[@Originalchili]

@@dumevision4573 clones don't count

[@bigballer999]

finally the content that I’ve paid a monthly subscription fee for

[@easyskanker4650]

Yes my fellow patreon

[@aaronmhacker]

@@easyskanker4650 How are you getting to the video so early?

[@genore1993]

@@aaronmhacker join the discord

[@aaronmhacker]

@@genore1993 /r/pke?

[@LordTimCahill]

Wot discord?

[@jonathanscott5932]

I’ll take a “just the boys” episode over one with filthy any day.

[@moonman506]

I just don't watch episodes with that tool

[@iFiredIce]

@@moonman506 That works except the part I gotta have a PKA off week which I very much do not like

[@Bigbigpoopi]

They need Demolition Ranch or a gun guy

[@theogohioan1633]

@@Bigbigpoopi i don't know if Demoranch would be able to handle their douchebaggery.

[@davidblindell2451]

Hot Load is honestly the best addition to the show in years. The increase in production quality the last couple months is crazy. He’s legit circling things you guys are missing with his mouse on screen. I would love to see HLZ as a guest if that’s something he’d be up for

[@HLZac]

Yeah man I would love to be a guest with the boys

[@floralpatterns21]

Hotload has upped the thumbnail game so hard

[@kevindunseoutdoors26]

He has really upped everything about the show other than Woody explaining the types of fun every episode

[@kriegguardsman9117]

Kyle gets ripped and immediately buys a crotch rocket. Im dying

[@RadmanRacing]

With the miss aligned handle bars on Kyle's bike you can push the front wheel against a tree and restraiten them pretty easily.

[@Zanooz]

I almost did that "focus on the front wheel" crash on my first ride out on my bike also, except mine would have been off a cliff, certain death. Safe to say I rarely look at the front tire anymore.

[@brocksdaddy081910]

Same here.. I took a turn going 20mph and got tunnel vision and went wide into the other lane and off the road. Luckily no traffic and I didn't lay it down. I can take that turn at 50mph now.

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

I grew up racing motocross, from age 6 to 19, and that's one of the rudiment technique things they would teach is don't look at your front fender, or if you're in a rut, don't look right in front of your tire in the rut, look at the end of the rut. Do the ol "pick a point in the distance and focus on that" thing. I've also heard car guys say "Look where you want to go, not where you don't.."

[@Novenceo]

Somebody said Woody sounds like Jerry from Rick and Morty and I can’t stop hearing it now

[@bobgnarlyxl]

I had that epiphany a few weeks ago

[@DillonHamilton]

ruined this for me..... thanks

[@tomm3700]

Ive been thinking that for a while yeah lol. He acts like him too, how he lays things out in the most basic possible way haha

[@MaTicFern]

@@tomm3700 LOL I can't unsee it now

[@superstar455]

Hey I'm Somalian 🇸🇴 your show is a guilty pleasure of mine

[@DanArnets1492]

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE!

[@genuwhine6782]

You are the captain now

[@1nicerboyz206]

I live in one of the two german states that has been flooded and all that water came down in less than 24 hours, in my village, which is on top of a mountain, there have been 2 power outages, in another one in a valley there have been more than three. A whole lake that is used for drinkiing water is contaminated by oil and other chemicals that were flushed into it.

[@prophecy712]

The amount of times i hear, “kyle your muted”

[@NuclearBanana89]

I appreciate the fact that the entire show is segmented, makes it easier to skip subjects I don't want to listen to

[@les3030]

Perfect chemistry like always when it’s just the boys

[@ascot36]

bois we went from mic talk to bike talk :D only took 10 years RSK

[@takeahike2993]

Hot load: Fix Kyles whispering eye. You can barely hear him half the time, then Woody interrupts and blows out my ears.

[@PantyDropper69]

As a life long motorcycle rider, this is absolute gold and I love it

[@GarryM180]

Massive Ups to our brethren liquid richmond

[@einareriksen8174]

Amen

[@Arekk981]

Every pka ending: I’m hungry

[@b3n835]

When is Woody going to realize he has no idea what's going on in politics hes still misinformed about situations that happened years ago

[@Bigbigpoopi]

Never

[@GBSaSu]

His opinions come from his brainwashed wife and daughter

[@Random24853]

I hope Kyle stays safe..

[@bananaphone7635]

"I'm making an effort to communicate better" - WoodysBoomerTag, February 2021

[@Jose-dh1xz]

PKA Death Pool, dibs on Kyle

[@zachcoleman3357]

I wastninking the same thing! That would be an awful way for the podcast to end

[@s.h.723]

I got woody

[@koelkast9]

Woody drives a lawnmower through the sky...

[@mcearl8073]

@@koelkast9 Yea, I’d take woody for accidental deaths. Barring any unexpected accidents I’d take Kyle to die first of “natural causes” based on his lifestyle.

[@endeavor44]

3 hours 10 minutes of conclusion just as I like it

[@BrassCatcher]

Pro tip: downshift into the turn lane instead of pulling the clutch and rolling in, will prevent an inadvertent clutch dump on some gravel.

[@-WhiskeyAndSteel-]

Woody talking about how to turn is only at speeds above 15mph. It sounds like the way kyle crashed was much slower.

[@TheOVprodigy]

You are absolutely correct.

[@paddington1670]

this is why riding lessons are important, so you can make these mistakes on a closed course with someone else's trash motorcycle.

[@firghteningtruth7173]

@@paddington1670 ^ this. This is why i paid the extra 200 thru the harley dealership. They had a row of buells for usto ride. One dude popped a wheelie toward the instructor. (Clutch/throttle issue)..the instructor stepped aside, watched the dude crash, went to help him up and make sure he was ok (he was fine)... Turned to us and said, "I will not catch you..." Then rolled over another for him to ride.

[@DonnieDialUP]

I really appreciate the way Woody prefaces his hypotheticals with “I’m making up numbers, but”

[@mjgleason98]

Can someone explain the three types of fun again? Lol, thanks

[@lukektelfer]

55:17 Woody with the classic Missy Elliot advice

[@Rawb1029]

we're all patrons here, right boys?

[@AAS-gw5mb]

lol

[@warhammerfaction]

@@AAS-gw5mb message me friend

[@carterhewson]

Hehe

[@teebee4892]

@@beercavetech you’re gonna need to step up the donations then

[@aaronmhacker]

How are you getting to the video so early?

[@jacobveryberry]

In California traffic I definitely hear motorcycles splitting lanes before I see them. When it’s bumper to bumper people rarely move into the shoulder in the left lane but I always do

[@boglot]

1:27:24 “You’ve got a black character who’s gonna be green? That’s a double negative!” - Kyle Myers, 2021

[@2litersoftwist988]

I love the separation in time stamps I can skip things that bore me and skip right to the parts that dont, I personally am not the biggest fan of ufc talk so I can just skip past it

[@ncam05]

Kyle is Zoolander, he can’t turn left

[@theboogeyman9813]

Lost it when he said if he tried to give the biker wave back he might crash! 😂

[@whatsthescenario]

As a 76ers fan, i havent given up on Ben Simmons either Woody. Was cool to hear you say what you said.

[@king-gon]

Kyle should get dirt bike handlebars for his bike, I really like them they are wider and more fun in my opinion.

[@ThatGuy-qg4ww]

He should've just gotten a dual sport. Dr650

[@alrightybud6862]

@@ThatGuy-qg4ww thats the bike i would get

[@TehCoza]

Warwick Davis is awesome, seems like a super nice guy in interviews and loves what he does.. probably so greatful that he can be apart of all these epic movies

[@erixouther]

Same thing happened to a buddy of mine. Brought him to pick up his first bike, he made it 0.8miles before he dumped it on a light curve. Slid 20ft on his shoulders and dislocated one upon meeting the curb and the footrest ripped an 8inch hole in his calf. Saw human muscle meat that day. He's fine now.

[@craigjones3506]

Thanks for making this podcast guys, we love it!

[@lance2979]

Woody should make a psa video about the types of fun

[@goldfish2289]

Thanks woody for time stamping everything 👍

[@JasonX2]

It ain't wood that does!

[@s.h.723]

Thanks hot load zac

[@ghostofpbnj_]

Just the boys is always my favorite happy to be up early for this

[@newblakestone]

That was superior boxing in that Connor vs Jose Aldo fight

[@harryhairo7272]

The top gear trio are the best man

[@octopus8420]

49:23 it was like a scene straight out of GTA 5 lol a pickup full of hillbilly NPC characters suddenly appears hahaha

[@charlesmcguire1109]

Type 1 fun every week

[@nietzo6093]

Woody hit us with the assassin reference for the real sweet kids

[@hunterherring5286]

I love Kyle’s story about the bike because I’m in the same boat. Recently started riding and dropping the bike shortly after purchasing it

[@Nick-420-]

Tbh I cast a death bet on Kyle with his recent moto adventures, I hope I'm wrong.

[@JamesAlexanderTheGreat]

Im still doubling down on woodT. dudes lowkey sui’y with his motorcycle adventures, flying lawnmower adventures, a d eating jackies food

[@ChiTownGuerrilla]

I knew he was going to get it and crash in the first week. Typical over confident Pyle.

[@Nick-420-]

@@ChiTownGuerrilla Private Pyle has what it takez.

[@MediocreTCG]

@@JamesAlexanderTheGreat Jackie's chili with be the death of him.

[@genuwhine6782]

@@JamesAlexanderTheGreat hes just got the midlife blues everything needs to be memorable he said so himself

[@OldDankTank]

Just the boys this week

[@kross1001]

If I have to hear the sound of vapor in Kyles mouth 1 more time I swear

[@diddymcdunkus4756]

JUST THE BOIZZ

[@DustinKeller81]

The guys should do a death pool on former guests who are next to die. On top of the celebrity list they already have going. Lol

[@kyle5209]

This episode is type 1 fun

[@AnonyMous-gs2gw]

I'm sure woody will never see this but I asked you a question about how to deal with depression when you were live streaming working out and I really appreciate your answer. It's going to be hard for me to do those things you told me but it was a very helpful answer I needed to here right now. Thanks, you've been like a cyber father-figure to me and a ton of other people.

[@mcearl8073]

What was his answer?

[@jordanmike3479]

I guess this means the first official pka run through the tail of the dragon is postponed til Kyle learns how handlebars work

[@Laocoon283]

Cool idea for transparent mags is to have them pre marked according to height of the stack of bullets where the height of the mark corresponds to the number of bullets in the mag.

[@cooperd.9660]

3:50 *former gunslinger

[@djDTOUR]

I've always been told that turning into driveways and other angled surfaces is one of those things that safety course doesn't teach.

[@firghteningtruth7173]

Yeah...they usually dont. You dont wanna come in at an angle to them. If you are leaning through a grade change, its bad times.

[@ajaxracing]

They teach you in a parking lot its just a bs course in the long run another hoop to jump through for your endorsement

[@mcearl8073]

It’s hard for them to teach everything there. It’s called a basic course for a reason. It’s been 15 or so years for me when I took it but they did have us running over obstacles like 2x4s and such and taught you how to take it head on so I’d say that should translate well to a driveway.

[@methardris]

You really want a european licence if you want to ride. Its a joke in the states.

[@euph0ria_fitteds]

When they were talking about putting hours into games like Rust, I couldn’t stop thinking about melee

[@TheBabyDerp]

I never understood hearing protection on a motorcycle. I love the sound of the wind and my pipes. Last thing I'd do is muffle that sound. To each their own though.

[@ksiyaskid]

1:20:15 the challenge was to get the flag not “climb the pole and get the flag.”

[@ryanbrink6810]

The instructors at the Harley dealership is by DDS as well my instructors were both DDS personnel

[@thejtd21]

Boris Johnson reminds me of one those weird looking chickens with hair

[@joshlanter0928]

KYLE NEED A GOPRO ON HIS HELMET

[@elywinn9675]

How early do you think woody will say “just the boys”?

[@nate51595]

Hardest part I found during the motorcycle test is the figure 8. Very low speed tight turns can be hard.

[@bwxmoto]

I bought that Noru mesh jacket, it's pretty nice for the price. I also have a Joe Rocket Phoenix 5 mesh jacket and it flows a LOT more air. It's only a $150 or so.