PKA 638 W/ Dick Masterson: Mexican Cartel Apology, Taylor Is A Psychic, Mail Monday Returns

[@MeridiasTaco]

You know it’s top 5% when Kyle says he likes black women with that wakanda look and 20 minutes later Woody says something so bad it’s blatantly muted out of the episode

[@alexanderadams7048]

We need a lip reader.

[@alexanderadams7048]

Like to find out what Larry Lawton said too

[@froggytoadeli]

@@alexanderadams7048 I’m pretty sure Larry threatened Kamala Harris lol

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

​@@fontagra.6142do you have a timestamp?

[@alexanderadams7048]

@@fontagra.6142 what did he say?

[@magruster]

I don't usually skip segments, but when I saw one named "Why Woody loves hickeys" I raced to the fast forward button.

[@I-do-not-read-replies]

Hahah that’s like me when I saw robot on here. SKIIIIPOO

[@Twinjeremy]

​I hate filthy I wish he would stop coming on here

[@zachlasseter9788]

One time I saw boogie at a gas station. He was intimidating some guys on the candy isle.

[@chadsusanke6312]

The battle for the last Twix caused 20k in property damage.

[@moabpanda01]

Of course,That is his domain…

[@TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord]

The Isle of Candy.

[@Courier_Seven]

"some guys" he says... Those were my children, boogie is a monster.

[@bostonmatty]

does boogie even fit in a regular sized aisle at a gas station

[@vveerrxx]

Where’s the fella who has a trained lip reading ai

[@TOXIC-jq3ry]

Whatever woody said, even Kyle couldn't sign off on it, so you know it was completely out of pocket, but the fact it was censored and woody was the one to say it, I really REALLY wanna know what he said.

[@Tojoblindeye]

Careful, dea said it's schedule 1 now so the states have ammo to start really going hard after delta 8 and similar substances.

[@Cicada-rn1fz]

joked about "give me cp any day of the week"

[@DasGoodSoup]

@@Tojoblindeye ?

[@TOXIC-jq3ry]

​​@@Tojoblindeye Huh? And also, jokes on you, the state I'm in is the most strict regarding laws on marijuana and THC. They literally just made it illegal to even bring it up on a ballot to legalize it.

[@TOXIC-jq3ry]

​@@Cicada-rn1fz yeah that makes sense

[@TronApostle]

Big ups to Liquid Richard!!!!

[@MONKEYzROK5]

i dont know who to like

[@iamnotthecia]

​@@MONKEYzROK5 this is the real tron

[@TronApostle]

@@iamnotthecia real talk

[@tronapostle3173]

Twin brother here 👋

[@codyschwarz5155]

Keep fighting the fight, Tron Apostle

[@howwSWAYY]

As a fellow asian… I look forward to Taylor’s accents. 😂

[@CamBoone]

I want to hear what they completely cut out when woody says something wild at 1:13:16 😂

[@KPr0c]

I think it had something to do with cp

[@maskelly5439]

Woody loves CP

[@thebubbclub]

Cheese pizza.

[@FluffyBuritoz]

No, you don’t.

[@CamBoone]

Yikes

[@shrineninja8669]

At 1:13:15 woody says “You are all wildly wrong, I’ll take LCP any day of the week”

[@Big-Government-Is-The-Problem]

woody thinking hiring diversity quotas being something of the past is hilarious... its more common now than ever

[@CarefulHowYouStep]

based name

[@ChicagoShnozzlers]

Yeah the amount of companies I work with that have "Woman owned business" or "Minority owned business" in their email signature is interesting, also pronouns in their email signatures as well lol

[@TheCAPSLOCKrage]

Circumstantial evidence but Kyle’s reaction to Woody’s censored joke was sus

[@jakeyrunescape9219]

joked about rather wanting to watch CP

[@diychad7268]

What was his reaction??

[@jackjohnson1255]

Shout out my boy Jeremy Myers

[@oniondesu9633]

everytime i start enjoying this show it devolves into tv talk, it's like listening to any office lunchroom smalltalk.

[@Originalchili]

Did you come to pka for politics?

[@Ducks23]

Then don’t watch lol

[@MatthewsGauss]

yeah the show really needs to be 2 hours

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

@@MatthewsGauss Man, there's timestamps and clip channels and everything. What are you complaining about?

[@MatthewsGauss]

@Joku the lack of actually interesting things to talk about. They have to make up almost 6 hours of stuff to talk about every week

[@chasermann94]

The “distributed racism” bit was hilarious 😂

[@309911352]

I'm literally crying 😂😂

[@alexjameskeefer]

Time stamp?

[@rcyununycvniyb6ucv]

Ive been thinking for a long time when listening to this podcast now for years that how f'ing insecure woody is? like cmon....

[@hatredcarefuldeath]

I know I’ve also been listening for years and how come that for so long? Like cmon…

[@MrMoles01]

The T in high T woody stands for tism.

[@mcjjghijbvgnnnbbbb]

I work for a large general contractor, and hiring minority or ‘diverse’ vendors and buying materials from them is still very much a big thing.

[@JohnixFTW]

1:13:15 what did woody say

[@thejoshbtv]

I will never not be amazed as to how incredibly uninformed Woody is while thinking he knows everything. Its truly comical.

[@MountainDewbies]

Kyle is the same exact way lol

[@Supremucy]

You get amazed very easily

[@kevinmitchell6775]

​@Michel Gibson They all do, haha. Like the science and history sections

[@ryandull6581]

Bliss

[@Big-Government-Is-The-Problem]

thats the average democrat mentality.

[@jordan.7]

Woody, thanks for picking my cousin up from swim practice.

[@diychad7268]

Huh

[@ben-wt4zp]

What did woody say when they muted it 1:13:30

[@harryhairo7272]

“We all know by now that kyle likes men…”

[@BawlsMahoney]

All I got was "c**** p*** any day of the week" at the end

[@diychad7268]

​@@BawlsMahoney why are you censoring your comment?? Just write it out

[@juanyeeast1630]

It's always great to see Masterson come on PKA lol

[@Jsc.75]

Anytime Kyle starts talking combat sports a piece of me checks out entirely

[@cmnidit4444]

I used to be slightly interested in mma, pka killed any chance of that sprouting further

[@diychad7268]

​@@cmnidit4444 what? Why would you listen to anything that pka had to say about MMA?? If you had an interest in it you should def start watching/getting into it again, it's worth it, if ya haven't noticed yet these fools (yes I still watch the 4 hrs every week even tho I think they're fools) get the facts about just about everything wrong because they do t do much research (and when I say much I mean none) into the topic other than watching a news channel on TV and running with that narrative..........

[@zade8586]

@@cmnidit4444 it really is a cool sport, don’t let these hooliganism ruin it for you!

[@r7ndom]

TurkeyTom said he would happily come on PKA if invited the other day. I think he would be a great guest. Reach out!

[@reallybigdumbidiot7144]

you must be new, the hosts don't care enough to read the comments, and when they do it's only to cherry pick stuff to make fun of on the show, the likelihood of fan requested guests getting on is slim to none unfortunately. I would love to see Tom on here though, it'd be hilarious to watch Woody and Kyle get everything wrong about every drama he's been in after googling his name and looking at the first 5 things that come up

[@failedabortion1894]

Why would they have that scumbag on?

[@courtneyriley185]

100 more episodes till Kyle starts transitioning 🤌🤣

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

I have questions, but content is content.

[@bigblueassbaby9074]

WoodT tries HRT in an attempt to get his ex back.

[@willyschwerin]

RSK Dislike for life definitely keeping up on those Patreon fees

[@nfaisnfgay]

Watch out woody is deleting comments

[@potatohead716]

He doesn't delete comments he just has banned words in his comment section

[@diychad7268]

​@@potatohead716 yeah I don't even think that's the case, I've noticed on every single video I've watched over the past few months and i mean every one, don't matter the subject matter that under comments it will say there are so many (pick a number) comments to that comment and then when ya click on the comment if it said for example it had 20 comments to it, well there would actually only be say 12 or 8 comments ya can see, I've also left comments before and then within the same viewing of the same video go back in to edit the comment and it not be there so I'm pretty sure it's just KZbin deleting the comments

[@nfaisnfgay]

@@potatohead716 nope. There was comments with hundreds of likes deleted

[@v_enceremos]

pka is terrible

[@therepublicofdave1498]

"why do we hate boogie, you're wishing death upon him 🤓" spoken like a man who describes internet comments as "people attack my wife and kids all the time"

[@fermacht213]

Kyle is clueless about the war in Ukraine.

[@yerd1511]

kyle is just clueless

[@keithfilibeck2390]

its amazing how little they let guests talk on these shows now, its mostly just Kyle repeating stories.

[@matthewgower]

It’s a co-host position, he talked way more than woody

[@chubbypuff6644]

Kyle could hush some

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

@@matthewgower everyone should talk more than woody.

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

@@matthewgower everyone should talk more than woody.

[@GypsumGeneration]

For being totally ambushed with a pro Russia take he hasn't seen, Woody got out of that relatively unscathed.

[@joleynik]

lol what did woody say at 1:13:35

[@Excalibur13]

one of the best pka episodes in awhile

[@SirStoneFace]

1:13:16 okay lip readers what did woody say here?

[@nighthawk42069]

Yes, we need to know. Just came here to say the same thing

[@indianOutlaw87.5]

He said the n word over and over

[@BamaShanks]

I caught a few words. "All of you ____ __ would have been nice __ c%**d p*&n any day of the week."

[@KPr0c]

Cp joke

[@joakim3964]

following

[@johnjordan1948]

Woody says the funniest thing he's said in years and they cut it out.

[@BawlsMahoney]

It was a cp comment

[@dreamman5588]

What did he say??

[@johnfarris3831]

​@BawlsMahoney yeah, funny

[@bobman3093]

​@@dreamman5588I can see him saying CP

[@ethanargus]

Woody has evolved into my favorite character on this show

[@dcfc7156]

The only problem with kyles proposed fight conditions with amanda nunes would be him passing the usada testing

[@whitestguyuknow]

He also seriously underestimates how challenging it would be to tap out a trained person in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Strength will *start* to equalize you if you're stronger but actually getting a tap is more difficult than just picking them up and slamming them on the ground or something

[@tylerpeterson19]

Before health food companies started using it, the biggest purchaser of kale in the US for a long time was Pizza Hut. They used it to decorate their salad bar.... That's right they weren't serving it... It was decoration...

[@jakebaker4066]

Gotta love when Kyle dabbles exactly on everything Joe rogan is obsessed with with perfect synchronicity but never admits that’s why he’s talking about it.

[@paddington1670]

also popular trending youtube videos. "i saw something, i dont know where I saw it" Yeah Kyle, we ALL saw it too, yesterday.

[@travisbrimstone9619]

Dude I was thinking this!! Kyle is so obviously a rogan fan but won't admit it 😂

[@DEWAGE83]

​@@paddington1670 or reddit.

[@mikehunt6160]

Man you need a break from the internet such a stranger thing to get mad about.

[@travisbrimstone9619]

@@mikehunt6160 I don't think he's upset about it man

[@MrFunys]

Fun fact that has not been mentioned. Adam22 is on Lock and Load. He said so on his most recent podcast with Destiny.

[@SitKid721]

Didn't they both say they didn't notice much of a difference?

[@Bloomuhh]

Mentioned it on his Sledgelords podcast too w Danny Mullen

[@etsu_chi]

Literally who

[@neverstoppulling5169]

@@SitKid721 I took it and didn’t notice any difference

[@brad9482]

Makes a huge difference for. It really is almost comical

[@Tomi-sc7dv]

How does Woody have the sense to be sceptical about the news about Ukraine but Kyle just fullstop believes it all?

[@JFeaser187]

Because Woody is fundamentally smarter than Kyle, even though he’s been more brainwashed.

[@Anonymous8317]

Both sides have propaganda, Ukraine was always known for being corrupt. Putin has been known to do whatever he wants.

[@NostalgiaVivec]

@@JFeaser187 yeah i think people underestimate woody's intelligence he is just more politically status quo. people forget he went to university and uni does teach you to be skeptical and how to think critically its just most people are bad students.

[@diychad7268]

​@@NostalgiaVivec that's funny the uni I went to in literally every subject I had classes in and then what my friends had classes in was ALL just memorize and regurgitate, I didn't learn the critical thinking until after college, luckily I wasn't brainwashed too much cuz some ppl are never able to acquire said critical thinking and just stay asleep the rest of their lives

[@NostalgiaVivec]

@@diychad7268 might depend on your field but essays required research and research is something everyone has to learn

[@TriHard612]

the ukraine take: when the hosts think everyone is just playing a character that is offensive and believe wild theories to realizing one of you is actually crazy

[@benitofranklyn4237]

Well it's pretty obvious to everyone with half a brain left, that Biden and Putin are working together.

[@ChiTownGuerrilla]

Forget Ukraine.

[@dandastardly2792]

Forget Ukraine

[@Hutch138]

Forget Ukraine

[@MatthewsGauss]

remember Ukraine

[@jordan.7]

Woody does look like Bob Saget.

[@kevind1980]

With an F

[@diychad7268]

Not in the least little bit what are u talking about

[@Mr_NB628]

I work for a company that produces the tail kits that goes on the backside of the JDAMs. Basically, it makes a dumb bomb a smart bomb, and even a laser guided bomb.

[@newmexicocannasprouts7627]

Bro Im busting 10x harder than ever and my new freeze pipe holds up to my heavy smoking standards. I didn't eat the gummy bears but it's obvious why I don't care to try them.

[@FrostbiteRep]

Still no Vito :(

[@jakefrank7609]

I swear me and Kyle have the same KZbin shorts feed, everything he bring up from there I watch too

[@ArcaneZorro]

Can anyone tell what Woody cut out at 1:13:10?

[@arsality]

Whatever it was, Kyle was nottttt impressed

[@BamaShanks]

I caught about half of it. "Hard disagree. All of you ___ __ Would have been nice ___ c^#&# p^#! any day of the week.

[@KPr0c]

Something about cp

[@ChiefSpookyFish]

Does anyone else feel disgusted how Kyle talks about the Ukraine war with such excitement? It's not a video game man, watching those young men die is not something to be happy about...

[@paddington1670]

You know he's a sociopath right? Are you new here, do i need to go over all the instances to prove it?

[@grelkie]

Its very weird, its not like they have a choice to whether or not they can participate in the Russian military

[@Grunty1289]

Kyle is a guy who has never known struggle or strife what do you expect lol

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

@@Grunty1289 nope. Man baby who was going to blow his brains out at a girls apartment because she didn’t like him ^_^

[@Elguapodelfuego]

Rachel maddow also used the same defense in court “she said she isn’t news, she makes entertainment”. Woody you literally a stereotype.

[@limitisillusion7]

I saved the world guys. I couldn't have done it without you. Love forever.

[@OwenWithAHammer]

Thnx

[@limitisillusion7]

@@OwenWithAHammer for real man, watch my most recent upload. It will change your life.

[@bigblueassbaby9074]

I wish you didn’t. Have a horrible day!

[@codyturner9402]

Get Danny Mullen on for another!

[@anonforuz]

2:55:30 nice to see woody and kyle with their cnn opinions. lets just ignore the coup and who was put in charge and who as being armed since 2013...

[@kade631]

Australian beef standards and product itself is some of the highest quality in the world. It’s not about cost saving when they slap “Aussie beef” on a product, it’s synonymous with genuine and of a higher quality. Beef farmer whom has sold beasts to Woolworths and McDonald’s alike.

[@zachpatterson2834]

I want to genuinely thank you all for providing me with so many endearing moments and experiences ❤ I am forever grateful for you all 💯

[@TronApostle]

Relax

[@TheHaiko117]

Are you dying?

[@leatherman180]

"I'm a very experienced smoker" then gets high from 100mg of thc

[@IgnoringSilver95]

Not a fan of the recent censorship PKA has been doing latley. No reason to mute woody during that segment .

[@LunaTulpa]

"no reason" that's cool that you know what he said, go ahead and tell us

[@SoCalChris]

There is if they want to keep sponsors..

[@kevind1980]

Did he say the enword again?

[@IgnoringSilver95]

@@kevind1980 worse!

[@diychad7268]

​@@IgnoringSilver95 it ain't like he ain't said the same thing in 15 differnt ways before

[@higherstandard710]

I did the beluga whale experience at Sea world SD. Super cool. Got a behind the scene of polar bears and attic fox’s too.

[@hereticleader4187]

Truth be told, having four arms like Goro would be awesome.

[@TraGiiXzaze]

49:35 Bit of the year

[@Shane199416]

Kyle thinking he could tap out Amanda Nunes within a years training hahahaha

[@noobslayer10101]

At the one hour 13 minute mark what did woody say that was so bad it needed to be edited out?

[@zachlasseter9788]

Lol at woodys tentative grasp on what a constitutional republic is.

[@eckolegend6560]

Adding my obligatory “retired drug dealer” hat that had a bar of the different color awards underneath it. Only two people ever caught on to what the hat actually said but I will forever miss owning it

[@Kaiservzlk]

Lol I like how people who can’t even pronounce Donetsk and Luhansk have an opinion and so much more knowledge about the region totally 😂

[@thsimpsonsguy]

That's the American way 😎

[@antagonist.vision]

I will fight any of you 4

[@JOHNNYROCKET7036]

Pka fans are freaking out about this episode. Didn’t realize so many little girls watched pka.

[@yaboi9419]

Wow you’re so manly

[@diychad7268]

Who's freaking out? And about what??

[@JOHNNYROCKET7036]

@@diychad7268 Ive seen reddit ask Woody to disavow a joke and for the whole show to apologize to Ukraine

[@complex4059]

@@JOHNNYROCKET7036 nobody cares about reddit though

[@floridaman6643]

Woody deleting comments is too funny. You sure showed them bud.

[@indianOutlaw87.5]

Kyle doesn’t even know where Donbas is but he’s convinced Ukraine has won 😂

[@nfaisnfgay]

That’s most delusional Ukraine supporters

[@AliA-wy2tf]

and then he walked off 😭

[@grelkie]

LOL

[@Sallet1900]

My favorite guest

[@TheCorzaHD]

kyles taste in women just get weirderr every episode now, next week hes actually gonna be attracted to finn.

[@ChuckNorrisIsGay1337]

Next week?

[@ObviouslyKieran]

He's already attracted to Finn...

[@yamibaughman3857]

being attracted to Finn is actually one of Kyle’s better takes

[@grelkie]

@@fontagra.6142 normal people, yes.

[@hamiltonp58]

Kyle being into traps isn't new. I still remember Woody bringing up trannys like 9 or 10 years ago and Kyle got all flustered but Woody was like "oh I just meant truck transmissions" haha

[@ricardosalazar420]

Woody demoncrat can’t go 1 week without promoting cheese pizza smh

[@diychad7268]

Funny how those kind always are the liberal demoncrats ain't it???

[@beefybuttercup2978]

If doing Atlanta aquarium, be sure to catch the Fernbank History Museum & their Huge Urban Forest!!!

[@WSW0424]

Woody like CP

[@Grunty1289]

Kyle: we have the right to bear arms and self determination! Also Kyle: those Russians deserve to die for resisting.

[@duganrocks100]

Dont you have a wife😂😂😂 brushed over that one

[@limitisillusion7]

1 part spinach, 1 part spring mix, and 2 parts romaine for crunch=perfect salad base Add cheese, croutons, dressing, ,meat, peppers, etc.

[@Richfxx]

Googles says what Kyle calls a loggerhead turtle in Florida we call an alligator snapping turtle, always a fun catch. Man when take a step back and think about it the south is lit all the childhood experience with vicious animals

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

Everyone knows them as snappers. Never heard loggerhead.

[@oniondesu9633]

finding out that kyle watches fox news makes all the ukraine nonsense on this show make so much more sense

[@Dante.-]

How? Fox News isn’t for supporting the war

[@paddington1670]

Fox is such garbage

[@BobErkle]

Around three hours and 43 minutes in Kyle is speaking and what he cuts them off and you can see Kyle mute his mic and say some thing

[@fordtp7]

kyle has the worst UFC takes.

[@zachjones1716]

Woody acts like all his conservative fans don't watch destiny and he's the only person capable of watching the other side. But, he doesn't listen, obvi interrupts, and invents whatever theory he wants about what Fox News does. He is the one who sounds like a bad faith tin foil hat guy to me tbh after that rant

[@austinminnick2764]

If woody didn’t take T he would have the same physique as Richard Simmons

[@NostalgiaVivec]

tbf at his age surely hes just getting back to his levels like 25ish years ago

[@pureradio5655]

Woodys doesn’t take T, thats Kyle

[@autoentropy]

Kyle and Woody's takes as usual are just condensed reddit.

[@C_on_my_C]

Mcdonalds sprite and sprite from any fountain, tastes like a cardboard box.

[@baddragonite]

1:13:18 what did Woody say?

[@aaronbonogofsky4463]

1:13:18 I kinda want to know what horrible thing Woody said. 😂

[@natethegreat2556]

Kyle looked super disappointed/uncomfortable during that bit

[@sceptile118]

Any patreon AMA questions today? Time stamp?

[@skraminc]

kyle is such a nancy. everyone is laughing and then the room has to SILENCE so mr. fps russia can tell an 18 minute story about a 4 second interactions. quiet calms the room as he recreates the banality of daily life.

[@Plamler]

Yeah but like the alternative is hearing a 15 minute story that woody tells the exact same way as every other story he has.

[@muffintopnomo8790]

If you're going to get a tattoo do not eat edibles that makes it worse I promise you

[@Dogolog22921]

3:06:23 False, He lost to Reyes. Fights are scored by rounds. Reyes controlled the pace, out-struck and stuffed Jon's takedowns for the first 3 rounds. Jones won the last two. It was a close fight, but looking back Reyes was completely robbed.

[@fuckmothers5243]

Woody loves F1 racing so much you might even say hes the biggest racist on the show!

[@JasonX2]

I naturally just stopped watching F1 a while ago and I wasn't sure why. Woody suddenly being into F1 goes very well with that.

[@liamburgess5029]

@@JasonX2 what a strange thing to justify

[@JFeaser187]

@@JasonX2 I had to stop too. Mostlybecause it’s been burgerized by the new ownership.

[@bigjsomuchswag]

Woody just gets done laughing at someone's cancer and immediately takes a shot at Keemstars character.

[@etsu_chi]

Nothing but repeat guests Nobody wants to work with them anymore

[@ErikBeckner93]

Still no update on when lock & load will be back?

[@keith2w2]

The Croatian coast wasn't controlled by the ottoman empire so those areas are more ethnically different from Bosnians than Croatians.

[@bic3456]

I know everyone on this episode is jacked, but I forget how much muscle mass they put on until they flex

[@rileyjager7924]

3:58:00 all you need is the end of your phone chager too start em once you brake the cover off the the steering wheel lol

[@CorrectionUnknown]

break*

[@iamconmasfra]

Back again to say that Kyle (and the rest of the hosts for that matter) have no idea what they are talking about when it comes to the Ohio chemical spill, love the boys but their opinion is factually wrong.

[@baddragonite]

One grocery store chain around here called Food Giant used to sell 3 liter sodas for a dollar. I think Dollar Tree used to as well. Wonder if they still do

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

Maybe of a knock off brand. Dollar general is a rip off.

[@annanadel]

cartels are big in the tourist industry these days, thats why they do that. protect their income. thats also the reason these resorts down there are really safe. probably safer then in the us^^

[@whitestguyuknow]

I wouldn't be shocked if they were just fall guys as well. The leaders thinking "There were 5 Americans kidnapped. We need 5 of you to fall."

[@YaM0MsAh03]

The way woodE constantly leans into CP jokes is sus and so is Kyles reaction.

[@psyduckfart]

bro fr, Kyle brings stuff like that up outta nowhere sometimes bro is sus af lol. plus this mf said he was 14 in 2001. bro is 36 acting like a redditor thats wild