PKA 642: Trump Arrested, UFC Buys WWE, Harry Potter Reboot

[@fulltism]

It disgusted me when nobody laughed at Taylor's german accent.

[@fatinthehat2024]

Maybe if they were around 12 it would have helped. You actually find accents funny kiddo?😂

[@rannnoch]

@@fatinthehat2024 busting out a chinese accent is objectively funny kiddo😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacpat98]

@@fatinthehat2024 you think you did something with this one didn’t you?

[@ObviouslyKieran]

@@fatinthehat2024 You must be fun at parties...

[@fatinthehat2024]

@@ObviouslyKieran yeah I am because I don’t make jokes at a middle school level😂

[@reptilianflizzy497]

This show is my adult Saturday morning cartoons

[@evancolt6470]

I tell people that I can’t do anything from 11:00 to 2:00 on Saturday

[@joeshmuck]

That's it. I didn't know how to phrase it but that's it. It is the saturday morning cartoons of podcasts.

[@Aaron-nt3pe]

Woody going off on Kyle for unnecessarily explaining something is just nuts. He should be in a home. I mean he explained cliff-notes.

[@24kNick]

time stamp?

[@309911352]

​@@24kNick 34:00 I think. Real weird moment

[@thescroogemcduck]

To be fair Kyle did kinda condescendingly explain it to woody, but that stuff makes Woody sperg out which lead to the weirdness

[@Aaron-nt3pe]

@@thescroogemcduck My point being Woody spends far to much of his speaking time explaining things that in the most obnoxious way. This one stamp isn't the only one this ep.

[@briste842]

@@thescroogemcduck Woody doesn't condescendingly explain anything..... the types of fun, of Congress works. ARE YOU KIDDING RN? Kyle says something woody would say, and woody gets upset...

[@CrypidLore]

The only reason I don't mind Trump is the amount of effort put into investigating him, and the best they could find is a misdemeanor.

[@jakechester1062]

So far!

[@visionplusdrive]

@@jakechester1062 It's been 6 years... give up hope brother. He's running again.

[@nate6760]

I’ve realized I prefer argumentative and annoying woody over creepy type 3 fun woody

[@tom199500]

Every day we move closer to Kyle owning a plastic army

[@EternalNico1]

Woody should fight Hope’s boyfriend

[@skidshit2260]

why id win if he fought me

[@jaybundz717]

Type 3 fun

[@huntersowers7404]

Hate crimes against your granchild's father are not recommended.

[@waffenbear117]

@@skidshit2260Based

[@IIW4RHAWKII]

Time stamp?

[@possumlovr42069]

Four months from now all we're going to be hearing about is Kyle's Black Templars and Taylor's orks.

[@ANaughtyLlama]

woody's anti social life with his adhd/ superiority complex is mad annoying. Kyle and the large headed man need to say something instead of letting him talk down to them.

[@CharlieYoubg]

I'll say it again like I have on plenty of Woody's hate comments, he's byfar the happiest host. You can just tell by his mentally. It might cause him to have this almost dissociation at times but I'd take that to be super happy with my life

[@MikeRotch24]

​@Charlie Youbg he might be happy but he's the least entertaining or likable. It's like he goes out of his way to bring down the vibe.

[@Mrmidknight-yx9pg]

Wow, finally found a guest wont get talked over

[@pablogonzalez3712]

The guest barely has a chance to speak most times

[@Desecrator6]

English?

[@Mrmidknight-yx9pg]

​@@Desecrator6 dutch

[@Chernobylcunt]

@@Mrmidknight-yx9pg kijk je al lang PKA?

[@thegreatguns101]

I love how Kyle emphasises the "une" in "dune" to not let his hick accent creap out 🤣

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

Doon

[@beefybuttercup2978]

Wah y'all tawkin bout!?

[@YoungCirrhotic]

He does the same with “stew” at 2:06:30

[@lennox285679]

Idk why he’s so self conscious about his accent lol

[@Dojahs]

@@lennox285679 English is his second language

[@KerriHooper]

Harley didn't want to get himself in trouble before the fight, and was dodging having to talk about it.

[@WhalesWilly]

Sounds about right for Mr. Bitchmade

[@Bharlos]

Congrats 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@overtflow]

Woody coming in with the sweet love at 3:07:00 and kyle instantly crushing my hopes and dreams 😅

[@bradjohnson5323]

Woody needs to turn his crackerjack box law degree back in.

[@truman368]

as a law student their legal takes always make me laugh I love it

[@Vex319]

kyle is the perfect example of knowing enough to think your right but not knowing enough to realize your wrong

[@des5748]

Can't wait to hear Woody's take. Haven't watched CNN today yet so I'm glad I'm about to be informed.

[@ihaveachihuahau]

He actually made CNN look reasonable on this show. Somehow.

[@12XxXHandlesAreStupidXxX123]

"Lifelong woman" no woody... its called real woman.

[@indianOutlaw87.5]

Woody is so strange

[@CrackinJacks138]

You must be woodys mom

[@indianOutlaw87.5]

@@CrackinJacks138 Id take that ice scrapper to him again if i was

[@adoration_]

big up zac for the link nice one 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@carolbaskin1121]

Woody wakes up every morning and is in a fight with his sexuality

[@DudBlankes]

How can woody with this much success be so delusional?

[@visionplusdrive]

I think he's really lucked into a lot of his success in life. Right place, right time, right person kinda thing.

[@Bauks]

I had a friend get pregnant at 12. She had her kid at 13. Her grandparents raised her kid. And now her kid is 21 and she's only 34. It's wild.

[@RobynTapps]

Mine was 14

[@Syzygy77]

My best friend’s Dad was 14 and mom was 26 when he was born. 😂

[@Bauks]

@@Syzygy77 Yep.. That's technically grape... XD

[@Bauks]

@@RobynTapps You might be the only girl I've ever seen on this channels thread lol. I just have to know.. your kid? Or your friends kid? "Mine was 14" leaves more questions than it answers. :D

[@RobynTapps]

@@Bauks my mom was 14. And im all that kyle desires XD if you know you know

[@iAmMantequilla]

Getting texts announcing the guest the day of recording makes so much sense. Why book in advance and do some research? Phone it in!

[@spider_pig7588]

To be fair. That’s probably what happens when they can’t find a guest until the last minute

[@mallman23]

Chiz is crushing it

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

@@mallman23 chiz is the friend that should've been dropped a decade ago. Zac scheduled a few and they were the only variety in years

[@dylanmurphy4582]

“That’s a normal sized train” underrated one liner 😂😂

[@nidge18]

First "just the boys" episode in 5 months. Long overdue.

[@ZeppinnEU]

4 months

[@CharlieYoubg]

​@Micah closer to 4 than 5

[@CharlieYoubg]

@Micah ☠️me too

[@jordanhester4821]

I've burnt my mouth on pineapple enough to know Kyle and Woody are spot on when describing how they retain their heat longer than the pizza

[@julmdamaslefttoe3559]

weird never noticed?

[@G0rkaM0rka42]

I think it is actually physically impossible for Woody to not bring up Donald Trump.

[@visionplusdrive]

He does mental gymnastics every week on why "THIS IS WHY ORANGE MAN ACTUALLY BAD!" and tries to talk himself into thinking "NOBODY LIKES ORANGE MAN!" is remotely true

[@kick.flips.]

54:59 woody explains the trump case nobody understands but naturally he does in under a minute for 3 minutes. what a legend

[@Baneraze]

Imagine a future where you can decide who is in the cast of a film you're watching. Black Panther starring Mark Wahlberg as every character for instance

[@Baneraze]

I just want to hear one "wicked smart to park the car far from wakanda" come out of Wahlberg. I'm a simple man with odd desires.

[@YeebGod]

Kyle is like that one kid from High School that lied about everything and everyone knew but we still let him hang around even though he was annoying.

[@EternalNico1]

and you’ll still watch every podcast lol

[@jonofitz11]

@@EternalNico1 he's may be a liar, but he's our liar

[@TOXIC-jq3ry]

Eh, atleast it's entertaining. He could be a 2nd woody.

[@CrackinJacks138]

He has to lie. Otherwise hed have nothing to talk about. Dude sits in his house all day "grinding" on games instead of getting any real life experience

[@AmcSTROKE58]

What did he lie about

[@6packproductions710]

Destiny doesn’t out debate anyone, he just talks fast

[@NoFlu]

Welcome to online debates....

[@CharlieYoubg]

This the type of comment I would make like 3 years ago

[@truman368]

@@CharlieYoubg He's not wrong though destiny never debates anyone who's decently intelligent

[@CharlieYoubg]

@@truman368 I'm not sure your in a place to determine people's intellect

[@hazzy315]

@@CharlieYoubg you spelt young wrong

[@thuggathugga713]

Glad to see Woody’s favorite guest is his father Anthony

[@thomasfells7557]

"Yoda, how come when my life was most troubled there were only one set of footprints?" "Because the Sandpeople walk single file to hide their numbers."

[@bazzztian]

we need more regular "just the boys" pkas

[@thebigchungus3222]

Goodness so sick of hearing woody talk about trump and im at 0:00:01

[@Definitely-not-the-FBI]

LOOOVEE how woody uses the CNN poll, doesn’t mention it’s a CNN poll, doesn’t question the poll unlike every other poll that goes against his opinion.

[@smithjohn3080]

About 10 times that this show ended and I heard "well you wanna call it a show"....😂

[@wubzero4709]

they can't wait to stop every 5 hour week 🙄

[@matthewgower]

1:13:55 Woody’s Bill Cosby impression

[@Zedmons]

The idea that Kyle keeps his milk at 41° in his fridge and it’s always spoiling us freaking hilarious to me

[@WeAreTeamCarteL]

obligatory we hate woody post

[@hunterwest9702]

We can't let the onion be forgotten.

[@stever089]

I can't believe that woody is blowing off a huge paragliding thing that happened on joe rogan

[@bolona5454]

Kyle, as a figger, painting models is so time consuming and fun. And there are SO MUCH more than just 40k models, you’ve got planes, tanks, boats, subs, cars, tractors, trains, spaceships, people, model guns, the list just continues

[@firghteningtruth7173]

That is quite a chub you got there sir. Bet you get all the ladies. 😂

[@TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord]

Shoutout to terrain painters.

[@TronApostle]

Big ups to the real Liquid Richard!!

[@donovanmckee733]

will the real liquid richard please stand up

[@aquadonkey.]

Why tf is there an ad covering 1/5 of Kyle's screen while half of the bottom screen is blank

[@rannnoch]

big ups zac for the link and big ups liquid richie for the vibez

[@seanofthegames1523]

Woody please get into trains. We need train talk.

[@CharlieYoubg]

😂train talk, id off myself

[@evancolt6470]

You know just the boys is what the doctor ordered

[@shadowkiller970]

PkA Dungeons and Dragons would be top tier content.

[@mallman23]

It really wouldn’t

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

Who would DM?

[@3UZFE]

Woody subconsciously talking about himself at 1:33:57

[@joshspirito]

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[@user-fi9qo8lq3v]

MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! WHITE MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN!MEN! MEN! MEN!

[@superphunphap8982]

I wanna make AI watch all the pka episodes and generate one 😂

[@adoration_]

but without woody it would be a 10/10 episode

[@superphunphap8982]

@@adoration_ as long as Kyle can talk! 😂

[@visionplusdrive]

It would be 3 hours of Kyle talking about some manchild video game he's playing, 30 mins of him talking about some manchild fantasy TV series he's watching and 30 mins of the other two talking

[@MAN31256]

Another week of lock and load being sold out 😭 wanted it by end of the month for a cruise. Can anyone front me just get a week supply?

[@Lex-wj6fm]

I’m a stomach sleeper Kyle bring it on. I’ll channel Diego

[@ThaWiz11]

Nobody wants Harley to come on anyway why is it always harley

[@therepublicofdave1498]

same reason trump was on every news station every day during his 2016 campaign, he genuinely and sincerely has nothing better to do and all of the time in the world

[@ThePhantomBean]

Harley is the best guest in my opinion.

[@JR-zi9vj]

​​@The Republic of Dave 2024 keep those mfs out

[@m-linko]

​@@therepublicofdave1498 why do you not like harley? Genuine question? Is it penny-pinching background?

[@TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord]

My city’s high schools all had daycares in them because of how often students got pregnant. Only about half of the class ever had sufficient grades to graduate. Everyone else was graduated anyways, with a Satisfactory grade, as long as they attended at least 50% of the school year.

[@ocoolwow]

Not how school works who are you trying to fool you ignoramus.

[@ShinFahima]

What state?

[@jacktrevino1108]

What ghetto?

[@visionplusdrive]

How do I get through to these keeeeeeds

[@JCM45]

What's the over/under on when Kyle finally starts playing the tabletop game?

[@brianquint6126]

Woody makes this episode unwatchable.

[@hooligansway]

Just the boys is my favourite guest, real talk piemps

[@ralfsfilips4154]

Y'all got to ask Harley about froggy fresh

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

I remember when that dude was called Crispy Creme

[@arceusmaster91]

Not me screaming at the monitor for Kyle to join miniature warhammer

[@sparklefartzpwnt]

If chiz wasn't in control of finding guests we might have some new ones now and again.

[@beefybuttercup2978]

Poorly aged actors: Drew Barrymore looks like... A pale Shrek

[@KyleKrunk]

Animorphs had choose your own adventure books and you could pick what animal to turn into. Wrong choices usually led to your own death

[@vorbo01]

Either death or stuck as a nothlit in some terrible insect morph

[@camalam_]

Kyle explaining AR points like it's the SAT

[@SoccerVJ2011]

Destiny has an open marriage

[@Dpad69]

BETA 😂

[@grelkie]

Lol.

[@anneominous7172]

Imagine my surprise.

[@xxxthe_poop_banditxxx4374]

The interrupting is horrible this episode

[@hunterashton673]

If Hopes boyfriend is any other race than white woody definitely already beat him up

[@zade8586]

Boy I cant get enough of Woody whining about trump like a white soccer mom.

[@spider_pig7588]

Hahaha! I haven’t thought about the Animorphs in 20 years😂

[@hustler666100]

Kyle so wrong on Lesnar. One of the cleanest h.weights

[@brandonyoung2.0]

Every time Woody opens his mouth, the show gets worse and worse

[@thebookofbus]

The link for Woodys Shirts doesnt work.

[@yungpxl]

i swear there isn't a young man alive who'd fight Mike Tyson

[@trentonwalker8602]

Only if the price is right

[@SEMIA123]

1:20:59 when I'm playing platformers I'll get super sweaty and adrenaline-y during harder parts

[@bencousins7311]

dying light 2 was a nightmare due to these feelings

[@platapus112]

John Fetterman isn't the same person. He's been replaced

[@vikingcanuck9205]

There was an ai that hired a human to pass the captcha and lied to the human that it was a blind person! So yeah it’s great and we can just unplug it lol

[@damondriver6363]

With all the trump BS going on, I *knew* Woody would be unbelievably insufferable this episode, but from the very beginning he was an utter tool over everything. Seemed to be in a little difficult woody mood today.

[@ObviouslyKieran]

Woody still doesn't understand the concept of Obi-Wan and Yoda going into hiding waiting for the right moment for Luke to be trained to defeat Vader and Palpatine...

[@mallman23]

Star Wars is trash

[@elliotwatson3964]

@@mallman23 alot of it is, but there are some gems

[@ThePhantomBean]

None of the guests did yet you only point out woody?

[@fullgrimzombie5961]

Had a nice girl from Guam who had a body like a model. I still am a reg looking nerd. She said she was infertile so we racked up the score card into the hundreds for the 2 years we were together with no kids. She now has 3 kids and she's the size of a small barn. I was lucky to get the best of her and walk away free.

[@bigred8113]

Crazy how these 3 literally have avoided maturing their whole life.

[@PersononYT56]

We are all in our late teens/early 20s in our minds, the only thing that ages is our bodies

[@TheGamefreak893]

Brandon’s Herrera when? Also get Tommy G McGee!

[@rodneyscribner8552]

Yet again, another session of woody, using as much mental gymnastics as he possibly can to assert his correctness on an issue, such as the Trump indictment.

[@MrMilla22]

I think I speak for everyone when I say we want to hear your thoughts on that indictment

[@christopherflahr3797]

When it comes to A.I hands and stuff that was true up until about 2 weeks or so ago, and they now have systems that can do it almost perfectly its just implementing it which takes time. But its seriously crazy how fast all this stuff has rampt up.

[@StubbyTheGiant]

The line is 6'8" because standard doorways are that tall.

[@cooladam6670]

It’s extra funny Woody mentioning Anthony Cumia with all of the drama going on right now

[@SoccerVJ2011]

What drama

[@classicjoker1]

@@SoccerVJ2011 saying racist things over Twitter

[@TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord]

@@classicjoker1 so… being Anthony?

[@anneominous7172]

@@classicjoker1 pre-2016 racist or modern day racist?

[@cooladam6670]

@@SoccerVJ2011 Club Soda Kenny physically removed Anthony from the comedy cellar this week when Anthony tried talking to Bill burr. Anthony made a 20 minute clip ranting about it.

[@kilincoons1993]

>destiny being right about anything hilarious guys, keep up the humor

[@deviantd.6740]

What’s he wrong about?

[@user-fi9qo8lq3v]

​@@deviantd.6740 He just made fun of children getting executed so I dunno buddy

[@scottedwards3403]

@@user-fi9qo8lq3v that’s morally wrong not factually. One matters more than the other

[@user-fi9qo8lq3v]

​@@scottedwards3403 He was also factually wrong he said they died because they weren't praying enough when it was because the left likes to play doctor Frankenstein with children, testing out experimental gender therapy and allowing them to be surgically modified has a pretty large effect on the human psyche. 😂 Nice try though woody.

[@wasdwasdedsf]

@@scottedwards3403 no its factually wrong.

[@willyschwerin]

RSK Dislike for life

[@christianfoley5846]

Pka star citizen pirates.

[@GamerChex]

Woody definitely has an NDA with Dr.Disrespect, he doesn't bring up the slander Doc said about his kid anymore.

[@visionplusdrive]

I was wondering about what it was when he said that!

[@GamerChex]

@@visionplusdrive its gotta be true

[@georgehennen]

Kyle, get Brandon Buckingham on 😮

[@rjw4149]

Pause. Woody have a "game of thrones room"???? 😂

[@crystalhenderson8870]

Just an fyi Kyle your body gets used to continual antihistamine use. I would recommend switching up to Xyzal and some Pseudoephedrine to get rid of that nasal congestion. ~ from a Pharmacist and probably your only female viewer :D

[@matthewgower]

32:16 I work at a brewery (Elder Pine) and the brewmaster not only looks just like Kyle but is also jacked af, like natty + trt level

[@fVdS4JTZ]

every time i woody cries about how he was wrong about the paint chips thing but still presents it as though its bogus i get a little closer to climaxing.

[@CharlieYoubg]

Lead paint chips are definitely toxic if that's what we're talking Abt

[@fourtyfivefudd]

Kyle thinks people who spend hours building train dioramas are weird and have something wrong with them and are alone, …says the guy who sits in a dark room for days playing a game and grinding for hours only to have it completely taken away after a game wipe and who starts all over again willingly, with nothing to show for it. Those guys on the other hand are making something tangible that can be admired and are still fun and interactive pieces of art. I had a guy tell me that both he and his neighbor were both into model trains, that they dig out their basements and connected them to make one giant train room. And the model trains were putting out so much of that model train smoke oil, the fire department was called since someone saw a haze coming from the little basement window, and when they showed up, the firefighters were there for a long time watching the train set

[@johndurr8299]

Can we have a pka DND session?? You can monetise it by allowing the viewers to vote or something.

[@hertzsmallwood6339]

Dan Aykroyd definitely likes hallucinogens bc I see what he's saying about the energy

[@DWat01]

Lol Kyle has clearly never seen hibachi be cooked if he thinks “melted butter” isnt on his food. Heaps and heaps of butter is what hibachi is. Maybe the dumbest comment this episode and that’s always a challenge with these real sweet kids

[@alexe407]

3:45:50 oh I know Kyle’s taking about my man @baldermort !