PKA 650: Taylor Rejoins The Church Of Kyle, Surviving Sam Hydes Fish Tank, Harry Potter Remake

[@TheWilderSuit]

Can't believe Taylor's chick did him like that after all the hospital stuff, stay safe soldiers

[@Natak222]

Wait what? U got a time stamp?

[@davidbengtssonasgarali9391]

Like 1:39:00 ish

[@CrackinJacks138]

What hospital thing??

[@joshjohnburgess]

@@CrackinJacks138 Do you even watch the show??

[@DirtSchlurpy]

@@CrackinJacks138she had some VERY bad medical issues. Something to do with her spine I think

[@SandrasSpicySpanishSalami]

Big T deserves better. He's had a real run of bad news. 😢

[@taylorcorbett8848]

Ya really hate to see it happen. He seems to have taken it well, as far as we can see.

[@TronApostle]

Well at least now Kyle and Woody will have a second chance for redemption to go to Taylor’s second wedding.

[@Remsster]

No wonder it failed

[@redjuan7272]

Tron Apostle always wins

[@poonman420]

TA never misses 😂

[@masonflanrey9095]

0%

[@Blizofoz45]

If he's using dating apps to meet women it may be awhile.

[@EternalNico1]

Taylor’s ex is NOT cool girl of the week

[@sheldonjplanktonn]

Big Downs on her

[@hamster_eater_9683]

She gets 2 thumbs downs

[@sheldonjplanktonn]

@@hamster_eater_9683 - may her spinal malformation thrive and eventually explode from within her

[@boxtop2035]

Honestly that divorce reveal was just out of the blue that caught me completely off guard

[@damondriver6363]

I see you don't browse the PKA sub lol this was news 2 months ago

[@andrebr1148]

​@@damondriver6363 Excuse some of us for actually having a life 😅

[@Ducks23]

@@damondriver6363 only reason it was out early is bc the ppl who claim to hate the show are so obsessed with it and the hosts personal lives. They got nothing else going on, it’s pretty sad

[@Telecastersanonymous]

Woah. So Taylor’s ex girlfriend is now his ex wife too

[@titorocha5771]

Idk but hearing Taylor’s divorce is kinda sad very few men nowadays are willing to get married in the first place must’ve been rough

[@DaveyBlade13]

I’m getting married on two months wish me luck brother

[@SK3LLLY]

Wait what. He’s getting a divorce?

[@SK3LLLY]

Just skipped to the spot where he talked about it. Wow just wow. Speechless

[@garythecyclingnerd6219]

@@DaveyBlade13 Congratulations on your first marriage

[@Enmanuel248]

@@garythecyclingnerd6219 First marriage 😂😂. Nice one.

[@letsgotomarsman]

Woody asking every week if Kyle is following Ukraine is unintentionally funny asf

[@MikeyOnetwofour]

I couldn’t disagree more. I instantly start fast forwarding on a weekly basis on PKN. At least on here there time stamps and I can just skip the whole section.

[@ExorHC]

He has early onset alzheimer's disease

[@diychad7268]

And every week Kyle mentions how he watches those death during war videos from Ukraine every single day for at least an hour......... Woody's getting dementia!!!

[@1CE.]

They get all their bs so wrong too Ukraine taking L’s since day 1

[@ExorHC]

@@1CE. Your russian friends arent doing well either.

[@mitchellshoemaker7746]

Taylor's wife makes more from PKA than zac does

[@OldDankTank]

Zac burner account confirmed

[@stdcall]

@@OldDankTank zac confirmed for seducing taylor's wife and bringing /ourguy/ back into his prime.

[@zachw4829]

Zach pull up a graph of Lauren's PKA earnings lol

[@amoxl114]

but they were only married one year, do you guys not have like a 3 year minimum before you have to lose all your stuff?

[@jeremiahfyan]

@@amoxl114 depends

[@Spiritdestin97]

It's insane that woody found out about the divorce like 2 months after the subreddit

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

How did the ab find out

[@connor2701]

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 ab?

[@urmommawasfun]

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895people found out because the court filings are public. You just need to google for them.

[@foxalivetellem]

what divorce?

[@wayne4714]

@@foxalivetellem listen to the show

[@theboogeyman9813]

Taylor's ex belongs to the streets

[@Somethingsomethingmorbid0]

Tis where she currently resides, and where she will stay.👴

[@ANA7H3MAhd]

The prodigal sim returneth to the church of Kyle. Love you owl man, it gets better

[@adoration_]

Woody’s eyes darting side to side when tay tay mentions the divorce 😂

[@Tagerrun]

Woody is actually worried about that he’s too anxious of a person not to be 😂

[@dylandeane5237]

4 hours and all I learned was Woody's wife doesnt know how to eat chicken strips

[@diychad7268]

Comprehension has never been your thing has it

[@ububububububububub1667]

sad to hear about taloyr's divorce but happy he's doing better now

[@MichaelGrimm38]

Dude, destroying someone's passport is a federal crime lol. No wonder Sam didn’t want the passport destroyed.

[@leatherman180]

Ya letty is an ambulance chasing 👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻

[@fatinthehat2024]

@@leatherman180that doesn’t even make any sense at all

[@leatherman180]

@@fatinthehat2024 don't make me explain the joke just because your iq is too low

[@jace2802]

​@@fatinthehat2024autism*

[@fatinthehat2024]

@@jace2802 if you’re referring to the guy I’m replying to then yes.

[@cameronalbert8050]

Begging Kyle to leave the house

[@FaceStuffer]

Woody is jealous of the divorce.

[@ObviouslyKieran]

Nah, Woody likes a flat chested chick.

[@sillyduck123]

He's jealous Taylor's wife got blacked and his didn't

[@tracyminajjjj]

@@sillyduck123 what makes u say that his didn’t? 0_o

[@jasyski01930]

Woody's eyebrows gave it away.

[@cavecanem1741]

​@@sillyduck123 But...his did?

[@courtneyriley185]

89 more episodes till Kyle transitions 🦄

[@DeltaCDN]

Everyone will have to call him Kylie when he does.

[@christopherprince3615]

Flashback to the episode kyle said he advised against marriage lol

[@desert.rambler]

Woody finding out about it was the funniest thing to happen on pka in recent weeks

[@pablogonzalez3712]

Yea it seems like Kyle already knew what was happening he seemed unfazed

[@jdajet1263]

Kyle really thinks he could outsmart and out-funny Sam Hyde

[@victorharrington3614]

Sam Hyde wants to be on the show get him back

[@BellyRoll2OP]

I bet Sam is on at least once a year

[@Sue_Me_Too]

Honestly an episode where they talk to Sam about Fishtank would be pretty dope.

[@josephgarcia3690]

He was saying on a stream the other day that he wanted to invite himself on todays episode lol

[@iphgfqweio]

@@josephgarcia3690 pka got scared again

[@psychzach1588]

​​@@iphgfqweio I really wonder why? At this point Sam is an "acceptable" controversial figure. Kinda like Alex Jones is slowly coming back.

[@MyTv-]

The probable reason that Sam Hyde reacted to that girl loosing her passport, is that US law protecting foreigners passport from destruction and confiscation have been sharpened considerable. Even Scientology don’t confiscate foreigners passport anymore.

[@jazzfeline5970]

Yep, destroying someone's travel documents is a serious offense punishable by up to 1 year in federal prison. That being said I would've loved to watch Jon tear her passport up, especially after Letty put his Bible in the washing machine.

[@DarkPhysicx]

Kyle with movie/shows: I don’t wanna spoil it (continues to spoil it). He does this all the time.

[@jonny6702]

Well, he said he didn't want to spoil it. He didn't say that he wouldn't spoil it.

[@OwenWithAHammer]

this episode of PKA is brought to you by me, you're welcome, I made this

[@YouthInAsiaRSK]

?

[@OwenWithAHammer]

@@YouthInAsiaRSK I made this

[@YouthInAsiaRSK]

@@OwenWithAHammer how

[@Remsster]

@@YouthInAsiaRSK AI

[@verrico7536]

Thanks man

[@WoWsoEPIC]

PLEASE WOODY, SING MORE LIZZO SONGS TO US!

[@realgat542]

We need the pka boys as short term freeloaders in the tank for season 2. Please make it happen!

[@alexmaclaggan1559]

I think they want people who are funny

[@fatinthehat2024]

@@alexmaclaggan1559literally nobody involved with fish tank was funny😂

[@V3RT1C0N]

That would require them leaving their houses so keep wishing

[@spencer9488]

None of the hosts on this show are degenerate enough to appear on fishtank live.

[@HazeLmao]

@@fatinthehat2024 why would you watch this podcast if you don’t have the ability to find anything funny? if you can’t find a funny moment in the 6 week show with a varied cast of real people and characters that’s on you. Frank Hassle, Jason goldstriker, dontarius, airlift fatty and off letty and josie all were funny and entertaining.

[@bradmorgan3797]

I saw the title of the video and guessed that Taylor’s X cheated on him. And I was right. This relationship stuff gets easier and easier to predict the older you get. I’m 36 now.

[@bobdole3251]

Lol In my 20s and flamed him for getting married got push back from pka viewers when the health stuff with his wife was going on. Haha 😂 we tried to warn him

[@psychzach1588]

Lol. Yup. Ya friends start thinking you're some kind of prophet. No, not a prophet. It's just most humans are the same. Terrible animals. Easily predictable.

[@trav3rsy]

RSK dislike. Big ups to our beloved Owl.

[@VulgarBeyondSteel]

All people do is complain about this podcast, but i see all you guys come back every week

[@courtneyriley185]

😂 thats the point . You must be new here.

[@ziggygunz2447]

Yeah that's what being an RSK means

[@dandastardly2792]

Now your learning.

[@letsgotomarsman]

First day?

[@DerpMuse]

@@ziggygunz2447 I'll get the black trashbags and duct tape. Lets go.

[@CrackinJacks138]

Just the boys are great episodes

[@tatealdridge741]

“HBO a little bit” is the funniest joke Woody has made in a year

[@skrt_cobain95]

Woody did funny this ep

[@SplendidCoffee0]

Also his joke about service pitbulls was unironically hilarious. “What if the service they provide is to maul children?”

[@Notbino2]

Bruh the divorce reveal is crazy

[@justinbiller6683]

Ikr I'm surprised none of this came out earlier

[@KyleAPemberton]

Best show in a while.

[@polpottopg]

I've never seen a man so crazy excited to share his every idea as woody

[@TOXIC-jq3ry]

Because he needs a yes man to validate his ideas. He hopes one of them agree with him.

[@MC_605]

It’s almost like he’s on a podcast where everyone talks about ideas lol

[@refusefntk]

It’s because he doesn’t get out enough. I knew a couple that was just like them. They would get mad if I listened to the other for too long, because they wanted to have the floor. Same as him

[@Nosmella]

Excuse me where is the pride theme

[@FLOPPYBAKER]

Kyle got 7 things wrong in the first ten minutes, gotta be a new record

[@Definitely-not-the-FBI]

1:39:25 See if woody would check his own shows subreddit every once in a while, rather than watching CNN, he would’ve known about the divorce months ago.

[@DoctorGnash]

Ah yes he’s such a loser for not spending time on Reddit

[@br-jj6re]

Probably because he isn’t looking up his cohosts relationship status or talking to turbospergs trudging through Missouri marital records

[@romero1337]

Woody i gotta say, for being a long time viewer, you're doing great at flowing better with the show!

[@TronApostle]

Big ups to Liquid Richard!!!!!

[@Pojo-]

A little late on it buddy

[@DohnJoe69]

Hahaha ur bad at ur job

[@hustler666100]

@@Pojo- HEY. Respect the almighty Tron Apostle

[@refusefntk]

@@Pojo- somehow your comment was so much funnier.

[@draco4255]

Head up T man. Things will get better. Make sure the next woman deserves you.

[@bigblueassbaby9074]

He just needs to settle with some Lizzo that couldn’t even cheat if she tried.

[@TheBen9701]

If I have to listen to these dudes, talking about movies for an entire podcast, I’m gonna freak out

[@CorrectionUnknown]

Plenty of other podcasts to listen to.

[@APimpNamedSlickBak]

I read something about people with colorful tattoos who passed away from terminal cancer being autopsied and they said their lymph nodes were bright and multicolored like a parrot

[@bd11777]

Demolishing charcuterie boards is all fun and games until your wife cheats on you

[@shaydakins6376]

for all saying sam hyde not here he said he was gonna be on pka saturday they record on thursday

[@Xellos14]

If I had the cash I'd for certain set up Kyle's idea of a driving range with "Jester Hours" where someone in armor and megaphone mercilessly mocks everyone at the range for playing golf. Bonus points to make it a combo batter's cage, just supe up the armor a bit

[@hillbillyrecovery4345]

I'd gladly invest

[@Definitely-not-the-FBI]

Sam Hyde is coming on next week, capeesh?

[@KeemBG]

Woody is the last holdout against the accursed church.

[@scalzo9872]

Ah yes the weekly Woody TDS moment

[@SandrasSpicySpanishSalami]

Big T's ex has angered the hornets nest...

[@Definitely-not-the-FBI]

So the subreddit was right all along… Bravo!

[@fatinthehat2024]

That wasn’t ever a debate dude it was on record

[@JK8]

@@fatinthehat2024 it was on record 🤓

[@BladesInHand]

I wish they talked about how the Reddit crazies figured out he was divorced a while ago. Lol are they just constantly googling Taylor’s name until one day they found the divorce or what

[@Abombsucksalot]

They noticed he stopped wearing his ring

[@69nites]

An Internet lesson that for some reason never gets passed down to the next generation. Never feed the trolls.

[@TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord]

Someone looked up court records under Taylor’s real name and found it.

[@daviddillardjohnson1095]

@@TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord obviously

[@TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord]

@@daviddillardjohnson1095 but yeah, basically there are a handful of people in their subreddit that like to occasionally look up their info to see what can be found. Kind of creepy, but that’s the internet for you.

[@pureradio5655]

Sam Hyde said he would come on, get him on next week!

[@ems7500]

Woody did well in this episode, I’m proud of em

[@zLuckyMedic]

fresh bread dipped in Kyles mixture then onto a medium heat pan till cooked to desire, douse with syrup. My homemade french toast

[@DJPERK]

Yeah, that’s definitely caught me off guard and I genuinely felt bad, as if one of my friends was getting a divorce

[@Joewatchingyoutube]

Woody doing Ukraine talk, type 2 fun

[@YouthInAsiaRSK]

*type 3

[@isaacburrows8405]

Repeating this joke is type 4 fun. It goes into the past and makes things that were fun no longer fun retroactively.

[@YouthInAsiaRSK]

@@isaacburrows8405 I think you need a quick recap in fast forward about the different types of fun. Could I have the floor for a minute and break it down?

[@isaacburrows8405]

@@YouthInAsiaRSK only if you imagine what you would do if it were you in a scenario

[@demonofjapan]

At least ya didn’t get stuck like a kid like most of us lol

[@VulgarBeyondSteel]

😂😂😢😢😭😭

[@iTzFarmy]

“It’s diverse there in Baltimore” Kyle I can assure you it is not diverse in Bodymore, Murderland

[@fkcombustion]

I think he was pointing out the irony that even if it's 100% black, it's considered 'diverse'

[@ItsOver9000Productions]

I actually live in Baltimore. Majority black yeah but its pretty diverse here.

[@camwestfall918]

Man, there are dogwhistles and then there are foghorn calls.

[@ItsOver9000Productions]

@@camwestfall918 That's why i stay away from PKA fans. Some shitbags here

[@cavecanem1741]

Aye don't hate on the city the breeds.

[@JohnixFTW]

1:22:50 woody is right, this is the best advise he’s ever suggested

[@kevind1980]

2:36:35 WHat's going on here. Why does Woody get so passionately worked up like this?

[@amoxl114]

are you new here?

[@refusefntk]

Dude doesn’t get out enough. He doesn’t have a life other than what’s at home and his hobby groups. He retired too early for someone so needing of validation.

[@tgregan9248]

He has openly admitted he has Tourette’s

[@LadZeroUltra]

as an Aussie: my immediate reaction to kyle calling us war criminals was a hearty laugh followed by "thats awesome" spoken aloud to no one but myself. I feel such pride in my nation if they dont fit on the helo, they gotta go.

[@fernandotills]

We love our Aussie cousins.

[@DUNNY14465465473]

I know right yanks talking about war crimes in the Middle East is peak irony

[@moby4540]

1:39:19 Taylor’s virginity refunded

[@ericgsix4761]

No way I’m just watching I can’t believe it

[@R0BSTAA]

Bro I was thinking you were memeing, that's bummed me out

[@fatinthehat2024]

@@R0BSTAAdon’t be bummed out he’s lying about the reason. Dudes just clearly an abusive toxic guy and got left

[@Remsster]

@@fatinthehat2024 Literally no proof

[@brodysmith889]

​@fatinthehat2024 most people have seen the court documents he's the one that filed

[@user-ue8vp6fy8y]

So this woman actually had a husband so caring of her, who literally done all he could do to help her illness. it's honestly such a blackpill.

[@69nites]

On the subject of getting Catfished. Video chat before meeting every time.

[@diychad7268]

But with filters you can still be fooled, plus it only takes one friend to be willing to be in on the scheme to get on there and act like the person you think it is........

[@hustler666100]

if you meet someone and they look off just walk away.

[@jonofitz11]

So those court documents were right...

[@rifle2563]

We need Sam back on the podcast

[@Ryan-em1sv]

Get Sam back on the show

[@cosmiclaziness]

loved the suicide squad, definitely gonna have to rewarch it

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

It's pretty funny Woody talking about Twitter's lack of profitability under Elon, bro Twitter has NEVER been profitable and may never be. Their value is in simply how many users they have.

[@JollyOldCanuck]

Twitter had a profitable year in 2018, Apple then introduced a feature that blocked cross app tracking in IOS and iPadOS which crippled every social media company.

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

@@JollyOldCanuck So it was literally profitable when Trump was on it? lol

[@JollyOldCanuck]

@@djjazzyjeff1232 I'm pretty sure Apple adding the option to block cross app tracking crippled Twitter's advertising business since it reduced the amount of data they could collect from the devices of their users (This also crippled Facebook which is why they are shifting away from social media in favour of VR and AI). Twitter became unprofitable again in 2019 and Trump was banned in late 2020/early 2021 from what I remember. Personally I think that social media just isn't a profitable business to be in, only a large corporation such as Google that might be interested in scraping more personal data from consumers or a rich individual like Elon Musk that doesn't seem to care about profitability can afford to run a social media platform.

[@Jmoneysmoothboy]

@@djjazzyjeff1232 like the failing CNN

[@Carlos-rc8lw]

You guys deserve a dislike for trying to bring back Slush already

[@JackAustin613]

Ah yes, we all remember the great character of Carl drogan from game of thrones. Christ woody how many times do you need to hear a name before you can pronounce it?

[@andrewohoro]

I swear it’s intentional at this point, otherwise he would have gotten someone’s name right by now.

[@duganrocks100]

It’s intentional at this point ya goof

[@eckolegend6560]

Another flaw I can think of with this prosthetic killer idea is that if we think about this statistically a large percentage of those with prosthetics got them in wartime and will be somewhat trained and capable of fighting

[@tyroy30]

You vastly underestimate how many civilians from bike accidents, work, etc... Ik 2 people paralyzed just during covid from biking accidents and an older guy that lost both hands to a train, has 2 hooks now. And thats just a small ontario town example. Edit: forgot the Mennonite that lost in an arm a lathe

[@justinbiller6683]

​@@tyroy30how tf do you lose both of your hands to a train

[@dandastardly2792]

How long till Woodys divorced?

[@HappyG1lm0re]

Woody you are the Opie of this show and you know it, have some respect and step down.

[@mattabrams29]

I genuinely cannot believe the subreddit was actually right

[@osamabinturnt1287]

Right about what?

[@beefybuttercup2978]

Whose subreddit !?

[@kissfan8675309]

The court records weren’t enough?

[@sethstartix]

at least mention Jett Neptune once in there boys. Sam's work bringing these lads up is proven by Jett Neptune's work on creating Fish Tank

[@ExpiredClipz]

Yea he was running the show he deserves some credit from the guys

[@bghiggy]

Congrats on the divorce Paul!

[@paulableman2663]

I didn't realize his name is Paul until today. I knew he was my favorite host for a reason lol

[@iamgodusopp]

it's "keep it a buck" nobody says keep it milwaukee

[@saintfloydoffentanyl1489]

Thats not true

[@isthisgary]

Eastwood wasnt the Sheriff's brother in High plains drifter he was the Sheriff. Its a ghost story m8.

[@Plu7ology]

I watched every episode of tanked…lol

[@kieran6417]

Unbelievable Taylors wife would do that to him after everything he went through with her health issues. Women.

[@wyleFTW]

1:14:05 a shadow of its formal self is spot on, 2 dimensional

[@akozack]

You all remember your favorite topics, UFC and TV talk! But have you heard of UFC TV talk?

[@beholdapalehorse7700]

“Look at the Rotten Tomatoes score”😂 Guess Kyle hasn’t heard

[@hustler666100]

thats what i thought lol

[@arthurvlog366]

great show boys

[@SpasticBean]

Is my KZbin glitched or are we not doing time stamps this week 😂

[@Bauks]

Things are really going downhill around here ...Very low T....

[@DR.TheLaw]

another episode of Kyle saying he loves his dogs

[@Holiday_Ringo]

Someone get Woody in touch with Macaulay Culkin already..

[@andrewdowell2663]

"I genuinely think little ones are better" -Woody 2023

[@justinbiller6683]

Woody has said so many sus things over the last couple of months

[@andrewdowell2663]

@@justinbiller6683 I think you meant years

[@cheeseinmypocketsvelveeta2195]

43:00 What on earth does Kyle mean by this? "I don't want to go, but if I did I totally would.

[@Miatamafio]

Like-like if you do you do if you don’t you don’t man. Simple as that

[@rickfsu22]

​@@MiatamafioI read that in Kyle's voice

[@ksiyaskid]

The ozone layer is an example of people listening to scientists. The entire world basically came together and fixed the issue.

[@ChiTownGuerrilla]

I remember saying to myself "don't do it" when Taybay said he was engaged. This just reinforced my opinion to never get married.

[@PhatInAHat]

Sam said yesterday he was going to be on today's episode - why's he not there?!!

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

That was said by Sam the day after this was recorded.

[@teamfrontrow5116]

Big ups Big T Got you in our thoughts

[@jessicabecause3717]

Sweet poatatos are a savior for a diet that cant have nightshades. Little bit of maple syrup chicken tenders, and some bacon...mmmm.

[@obed1ent-otter902]

woody ur playlists r fire

[@Muffmunch]

John Daly wouldnt drink on the course. That's actually one thing that he said he didn't do

[@kahlenalbee3788]

wait Larry's name isn't Larry? sounds like some other big headed rsk member