Fall Asleep to PKA Conspiracy Theories

[@deathglitches]

Being a conspiracy head and a pka fan means i remember almost every one of these bits hahaha

[@FreedomRanger42069]

Taylor needs to have an Alex Jones arc

[@jlo7770]

I didnt fall asleep i want my 4 hours back. And im glad that 90% of this was beyond woodys brain function so he didnt interupt the only host thats worth listening to.

[@progunil]

if you put a dime under a nickel and told woody there was 15 cents on the table it would require a 10min explanation and physically showing him for him to understand and he still kinda wouldn’t believe you.

[@Orchidbeetle]

​@@progunil"How can I have 15 cents, I don't see a 15 cent coin!"

[@Pepe46873]

I heard a conspiracy that Woody didn’t actually invent the formula for 7up

[@sallyspits]

I heard a theory that ur gey

[@lkucare]

Pause. Did he?

[@holloway_one]

@@lkucare Yes. Woody was hired by Keurig Dr Pepper and PepsiCo to create a new formula for 7up. This was while he worked at Cisco. He mentions it on PKA 327.

[@jlo7770]

​@holloway_oneclearly he consumed too much red dye #40 because his brain has sufficiently stopped working so anything he says I take with a massive grain of salt. I remember richard claiming that he had a fully auto belt fed bar too so I mean pka isn't exactly the bastion of truthful statements

[@holloway_one]

@@jlo7770 It was blue dye, Woody guzzled it at the last DNC.

[@AGodzGamerz]

Should upload one with rain sounds and a black screen

[@PKAClips]

Wasn’t sure about adding it because a few people complained about the rain sounds in the other one

[@SaltySauce420]

@@PKAClipsthey don’t know what they’re talk about, those people can go to the regular conspiracy compilation

[@ethansprague6396]

@@PKAClipssince it had “to sleep to” in the title I was hoping for the rain noise again

[@AGodzGamerz]

@@PKAClipsI think you should, I (and many others) found it very relaxing! Then you can upload it again with the rain sounds and black screen, and just change the title of this one by removing “fall asleep to[…]”. Either way, appreciate the compilation man!

[@jarofrice4529]

More of these pls

[@f1ah]

love it lads

[@fuzzylobster3497]

Am i the only one that unironically thinks helen keller is a fraud?

[@miscmilitaria8566]

Nope 😉

[@TheCardBoard-Box]

Thank you for this! Honestly!

[@NoFlu]

Strangely enough, there seems one conspiracy theory missing... Which one could that be 🤔🤔🤔

[@f1ah]

its almost like they skipped over it on purpose 🤔🤔

[@MIKE_THE_BRUMMIE]

They skirt it with Einstein, remember he was propped up and lionized by media

[@rundownthriftstore]

Based off the title they really know their audience

[@Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy]

There was a conspiracy of scamming people off 13k $ that they paid for a surgery ...damn

[@Tmwombocombo]

1:35:45 lol Woody they start at the center of the circle with the dogs

[@chadstrats]

could have used this last night

[@tv-pp]

This has the same effect as falling asleep inside of an x-ray machine

[@EliteKnight97]

Hell yeah

[@gillian_seed8358]

Totally unrelated to this specific video, but is it safe to say the PKA crew are all nepo babies? Woody and Kyle for sure nepo im assuming Taylor is too? Nothing wrong with it, it would just be a better explanation to as how they all made their way in the world. Im starting to think most KZbinrs that have been active over 10 years are nepo babies. It’s how they afforded the high speed internet and computers to get started during the “youtube gold rush”. Pretty much if you put yourself out there starting around 2010 or so, and was consistent, and not do anything “cancelable” during the dark woke times, you are probably set. I didnt have those luxuries at the time (still dont) so all these creators coming from money makes waaaaaaaaaay more sense to me than any rags to riches story Mutahar will try to tell you. He tries to say hes had no help from his rich Dr. Dad. That’s what i dont like, Nepos trying to hide the nepotism. NO! NO!!! You dont get to be put on like an industry plant and then claim rags to riches. It’s inauthentic.

[@provoked-_-]

Yeah buddy, nobody’s reading that.