Woody vs Waitresses Compilation

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[@forallmankindtowatch]

I served for Woody once, it was a calm December night at Waffle House. I noticed this couple come in with their boy, I instantly realized it was my idol, woodysgamertag. I frolicked up them with a smile on my face and welcomed woody to our fine establishment. To my horror he said to me “ it is Matthew Woodworth to you”, i immediately apologized and went to walk them to there table. Woody then told his wife Jackie “ watch this babe”, and kicked me in the shins, he then grabbed his paramotor and turned it on inside the restaurant. He crackled in laughter as the patrons had their food and drink spilled everywhere.

[@almostbluu]

Typical Woody. Cant wait for this depraved individual to get whats coming to him.

[@nickmiller5685]

It’s true I was the paramotor

[@matttordone562]

I can attest to this, he then proceeded to slap my girlfriends ass, as Jackie jumped on his lap and they flew off. Tragic.

[@BJuj-s3t]

That bastard!

[@Impuritan22]

That's what you get for frolicking in public! 😤😤☠️

[@pants2103]

The first time my parents ever caught me smoking we went out to Chili’s I ordered a steak and she asked “how would you like it cooked” I just responded “cooked please” the waitress died laughing and I went home to a drug test that night 😂😂😂

[@joshuab4586]

Kyle went from not being sick for 2 years to getting food poisoning every 3 months

[@scottedwards3403]

Hard to get sick when you don’t leave your house 🤣

[@noobslayer7564]

I don't believe that Woody is mean to waitstaff. I think he might get stern in response to bad service, but he's not mean in general. However, the meme is hilarious and will never leave me like my dad did. Woody backhands any waitress that looks him in the eye!

[@ericlewis7817]

As someone who used to be in that business I personally think he's kind of rude to wait staff. It's pretty often he puts out the vibe that he thinks he's better than these people. His overall perceptions are based off of someone who's been privileged his whole life. He treats a lot of people like garbage and thinks they're beneath him. Believe it or not I'm not a woody hater I just think it's pretty cringe how he treats other people and holds other people to his privileged standards.

[@lylechipperson3407]

@@ericlewis7817 You nailed it. I've been a server, I've worked back of house (alot more) I've worked alongside shithead servers (college girls from mass, literally any other demographic does their job just fine) and I've been a customer given good service, and a customer given bad service. But between me and you Eric, don't teach Woody or the other guests who might be reading this right now how to cut the refrigerant lines for the walk in. HONESTLY, WHATEVER YOU DO; DO NOT TELL THE FANS THAT IF A RESTAURANT FUCKS YOU OVER, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PLACE A STRONG BOLTCUTTER ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE CONDUIT OF THE TWO CONDUITS RUNNING UP THE WALL TO THE WALK IN. DON'T TELL THEM TO DO IT OUTSIDE OF BUSINESS HOURS, AND DON'T TELL THEM THAT IF THE OWNER IS A REAL PIECE OF SHIT TO HIS STAFF AND TO HIS CUSTOMERS, HE DOESN'T HAVE INSURANCE FOR THAT. #SUPPORTSERVERS (#fuck those theiving tax evading cunts)

[@CoachMacdaddy]

Kyle @ 10:50 lol voice is unreal, plus i could actually picture the manager

[@Internal_Investigation]

Taylors head gets bigger and bigger throughout the clips. 😂

[@DurkahMurkah]

A battle of the ages

[@lachlanmclennan2188]

15 minute wait is normal for entrees 30 minutes is when you should be upset.

[@__-nd5qi]

No the waitress didn’t go back To refill cups and bread

[@glareicebutts1423]

15 minutes with no service is not okay

[@snickle1980]

Two hours of waitress abuse? I think they might be right...hm.

[@Rusoxx]

The kwebbelkop ai was broken

[@N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo]

More pka comps pls ❤🔥🔥

[@alexjameskeefer]

2 hours long is craaazy 😂

[@AllBlackAirpods]

15:59 exactly, what’s the point of not getting the good will that comes with it? This is why people film every good thing they do

[@colinoscopy2436]

I guess I never really put much thought in tipping, maybe they get a few bucks maybe they dont

[@carolbaskin1121]

Of course Kyle drinks diet a&w lol

[@bodybuildingABC]

ive been a fireman for 12 years, never been tipped once, but im supposed to give you money ON TOP of your salary for bringing my food 8steps? (ive been a waiter too btw)

[@juddyyoutube]

2 hours lmao

[@pointblankl6431]

16:48 What was Kyle not able to talk about??? Lol

[@zerker08]

disparaging Post Mates which is a delivery service they once were sponsored by

[@donutves]

​@@zerker08 like taking the tip away after you get the order?

[@snickle1980]

"Stamps! Snail mail! Will never be the same. You think these are flimsy stamps?"

[@malachipeterson1562]

Giving cash tip paying with card and writing 0 tip on the receipt it's called tax fraud lmfao

[@maxwellhesher1790]

@@malachipeterson1562It’s very standard to do that, and the IRS can really only come after you for stated income you’re making as a waiter. If the bill tip says zero, that’s what gets entered into the system. I absolutely do not mind when customers do it with cash. People will write “no tax” on their bills when tipping and paying with card though, and that’s impossible.

[@davecoil4962]

How did woody turn out trans?

[@emrahsuvic2007]

Born this way 👌

[@davecoil4962]

@emrahsuvic2007 no one is born trans, that requires trauma and grooming.

[@joshuabates4660]

Woody's problem is that he is so passive agressive. At least kyle is direct

[@markferguson3745]

I've been a chef for several decades. Being abusive towards restaurant staff as a White customer is lose/lose from every possible angle, more so in the last decade.10 years ago , it would have been in ways you'd never know ; now, it might get you tossed out & banned, or even lead to an actual confrontation." The customer is always right" no longer exists as a concept; now, it's more like " if you don't want to cook yourself, you should stfu." Unfortunately, I think this is more artributable to the pseudo Marxist/ anti elitist mentality of those that are actually the new elites.If you act like a savage hyena and you're a woman or a minority of any description, - then, it will be made into the businesses problem and shortcomings.

[@ПавелСкобарёв]

After starving for several days, you need hospital style food and recharge by the pool doing nothing for several days, not rack up miles. The trip just had a bad plan, How were you even planning to survive without at least a couple of women and kind of southern hospitality is this?

[@COCKANDBALLTOURTURE]

wtf is this comment

[@Stevenjilted]

I honestly agree with the everyone has a bad day take. Sometimes I tip more if I notice someone’s stressed out or I can see that it’s busy. Especially if they go out of there way anyway

[@briann420]

Imagine that waitress went in the back and googled Elton John’s favorite drink, and made it to exact perfection? And then Kyle’s like (What the fu€k is this? No tip for you!).

[@JaValeJustin]

Idiot. Clearly he was looking for finnsters favorite drink

[@Hoenhime344]

you really shouldnt antagonize your wait staff. or disrespect the people who handle your food.

[@MrMalformedllama]

As a person who has spit in someone's food for treating me like shit, I completely agree.

[@fbmfbmfbm]

@@MrMalformedllama Gross little people like you exist as a reminder to be kinder!

[@dylsapkeg]

⁠@@MrMalformedllama You say that like it’s something to be proud of lmao. Maybe they were getting shit service.

[@nah4215]

@@MrMalformedllamalol nice job admitting to a felony online bro

[@gayguy442]

@@MrMalformedllamaimpressive

[@GsEmoover]

What's the original Woody being mean to waitresses story??

[@surrealengineering7884]

Why are you tipping 5-10% if the service was terrible? Are you going to return? Are you afraid they will do sth to you? Don't get it, please sb explain.

[@justme87999]

Honestly it seems like kyle is more rude towards waiters.

[@TheFraz13]

None of these guys have worked in restaurants and it shows. Like kyle claiming the waitress 'snitched' on them, when in reality it would be part of your job to tell managers about customers complaints which I guarantee is why your service improved after. Not to mention the speed of the salad/soup/food in general has nothing to do with the service staff assuming they put the order in correctly. Still absolutely love the show from way back but if you haven't worked hospitality things happen that are outside of your control. Its likely the server hadn't cleared/taken a new order for drinks because they were slammed with other tables. Finally, when food comes out wrong its normally half the time the servers fault and the other half the fault of the kitchen.

[@FookinIrishman187]

Shit yer mouth, you fool... 👨‍🍳

[@whentheleveebreaks4732]

Taylor looks like Mr. Frodo.

[@austins8361]

Philly d is the best

[@carrot5570]

I would usually tip 40-100 dollars depends on how good service is and how much money I have to spend

[@kevinwalter2674]

The wife and I go out to eat way too often. Sometimes multiple times per week. Not once, no matter how bad the service has been, have we ever been rude to wait staff. Not once. We've never stiffed anyone on the tip, we've never gotten verbally abusive or sarcastic with them. I think it's similar to the people who take the cart to the cart corral or back to the store or whatever. The choice of leaving it in the parking lot or putting it where it belongs is a major tell for the character of someone. How you treat wait staff is that same major tell. The job is generally high demand, dealing with assholes is an every day occurrence, and the vast majority of them really don't make a lot of money unless they work in a really upscale restaurant and are getting 20% on $100+ orders every table.

[@kevinwalter2674]

I'll go on to say it's especially gross if you're well-off like all of these guys are. Having money and then abusing someone who is serving you just comes off as entitled and snobby.

[@__-nd5qi]

@@kevinwalter2674so being treated like trash should be rewarded in your eyes

[@fredastaire5300]

I have run restaurants from plain burgers to high-end. At every single one EVERY server who was worth a damn made as much as or more than the GM executive chef etc. Waffle house employees can easily make $80-100 a night. High end servers often clear 3,4,or even 500 A NIGHT. Servers are far overpriced in our society and it has made them ungrateful

[@DurkahMurkah]

Why would you tip them if they're bad at their jobs?

[@AboveAverageGamer1]

​@@fredastaire5300awwww, are your subordinates making more money than you? 😢😢😢

[@JaValeJustin]

Only the liberal waitresses are funny

[@thephasigen]

Woody saying nobody has started lower than him has been the most unbelieveable part of this whole video

[@couldyou4745]

Proofreading is a good idea.

[@thephasigen]

@@couldyou4745 the liquor got me Randers

[@Frshcuko]

0 seconds in and we’ve got kwebblekop wtf man how did you put someone in here that I hate more than woody

[@ПавелСкобарёв]

You shouldn't do that. There are plenty of people who can use $10k with homes? Cash???

[@cracksmokingbaronofhell]

don’t worry pavel he won’t do it again

[@ErkaaJ]

It is boomer mentality to expect service staff to bring stellar service. Unless you're paying for gastronomy, remember that they also just want to go home from work.

[@letsgotomarsman]

Then no tip😊

[@eXtReMeGaMeR129]

it’s okay to expect people to be good at their jobs

[@ErkaaJ]

@@eXtReMeGaMeR129 You can only expect people to do their job

[@AboveAverageGamer1]

Millenial here, you're wrong and I've waited tables before, have pride in your work and you actually make fat stacks