Lol, Lmao

[@ranger7827]

The Amish rose up unironically like the Ents marching to war

[@stevilkenevil9960]

The Entmish

[@jimjamauto]

Last march of the Amish

[@Iluvantir]

"The Beacons of PA are lit! Trump calls for aid!!" ... "And the Amish shall answer! Muster the wagons!"

[@trashjash]

​@@IluvantirCue that Amish guy who got a DUI while driving his horse and buggy. God's drunkest chariotman off to save the nation kek

[@USMC49er]

They don't even have TVs or radios and they still knew Kamala sucked

[@bluemutt9964]

Shinzo Abe cast one final divine wind for Donald-san

[@PodreyJenkin138]

We did it abe! We did it!!!!

[@Jokoko2828]

I hope that wherever Abe-san is now he is blessed with babies.

[@ceoofwhiteprivilege2238]

See you later…space cowboy 😢

[@jaz093]

Donald sama

[@Mister_Clean]

Trump: "I did it, Abe-san" Abe: "No, Donarudo... WE did it"

[@hilcup1ify]

If the author considers Harris a Centrist, I'm afraid to see what he sees as Far-Left

[@michaelwarenycia7588]

Trotsky or Pol Pot I guess.

[@chrisbingley]

To them, there's no such thing as the 'far left'.

[@lubomirkompis9441]

No such thing, too far = wrong = fascist = far right. The left is never wrong.

[@tituskeksimusmaximus4956]

ehm I dunno, a communist?

[@arandomuser1723]

Hive-mind collectivism

[@surlyswede8754]

"A centrist figure such as Harris". The author of this article is unsalvageable.

[@Ungood-jl5ep]

I'm just thankful most people can see through it.

[@thfreakinacage]

​@@Ungood-jl5epAnd thankfully most real centrists voted Trump.

[@thefool8224]

but she is dead center at communism

[@UnsoberIdiot]

I mean, she is in favour of locking up blacks and using them as slaves.

[@MichalisG1821]

>Centrist >Harris This guy is so off his meds.

[@BaronSterling]

>accuse the right of using propaganda >"unabashed insurrectionist"

[@tomaszwota1465]

At the same time, just a single election cycle earlier... "The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign That Saved the 2020 Election," where they describe how elites, businesses and politicians worked hand in hand to "protect" the elections... Yep. A literal conspiracy to push elections a certain way which also succeeded. But "muh right wing propaganda". ;)

[@Amin-al-Husseini_1941picture]

"centrist.. like Kamala with her "for each according to their ability" quote"

[@pargaras]

"Right wing propaganda" uses nothing but far left propaganda talking points 😂

[@ryanpeck3377]

​@pargaras yup 90% is just "libs of tiktok" the rest is just showing full unedited clips of Kamala and Also unedited Trump to show what they Really saud

[@mrbigglezworth42]

Rules for radicals, man. Rules for radicals.

[@CT5555_]

Anyone else notice how ironic it is that Trump got elected, and all the European governments simultaneously shit bricks?

[@wraht]

And Hamas is open to peace talks. Putin says the West is not the enemy. It's like the kids were playing around and they heard Dad pull into the driveway.

[@fuzzydunlop7154]

I expect crackdowns on social media over the next few years. I wouldn't be surprised to see Twitter getting banned in some countries for starters.

[@black_hand78]

As a German living in the US for over 10 years, I love it. Maybe Europe will stop being pansies, stop listening to C-eye-A propaganda about Russia, and build up their defenses.

[@stalinsoulz7872]

Iran, China, Russia. Literally scrambling to the whirlwind called trump sanctions again. Plus extra tariffs and trash talking

[@LuciusC]

Because we basically run the world lol. Militarily, economically, scientifically... even culturally, only a few countries can even compare.

[@strongback6550]

"Shut up and accept your place serf. You will be poor, own nothing and happy." vs "Hey kid, vote for me. We will go to space and you can shitpost online while eating as many eggs as you can fit in your belly." It's pretty fucking easy pick.

[@weswolever7477]

Are they deviled eggs? … I love deviled eggs

[@strongback6550]

​@@weswolever7477We'll have the best eggs. Believe me. Big beautiful eggs. The biggest eggonomy the world has ever seen. We will fix the egglfation and make your eggs, so great. So great, believe me.

[@ffwast]

We have to eat all the eggs.

[@weswolever7477]

@@strongback6550🥹😅😂🤣🥲

[@Juggernogger64]

Eggs? As in, MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK!! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG!

[@KipcreateGaming]

Thank you, Shinzo. Thank you, Peanut. Thank you, Fred.

[@fredfredburger5150]

you're welcome

[@scrawn9721]

Not to forget the losses on the way. Fly high, Harambe.

[@Wired4Life2]

@@fredfredburger5150 Trump Sr., Trump Jr., or the raccoon?

[@heavyhebrew]

Donald Trump will make Space Marines real

[@fredfredburger5150]

@@Wired4Life2 None, just saw thanks fred and as my name is fred figured I'd say you're welcome

[@Breaker197]

The dishonesty of unironically calling Kamala a centrist is truly malodorous

[@Noperare]

I love how socialists "care about the working class" but thinks "populism" is a dirty word.

[@audie-cashstack-uk4881]

You cannot not vote in a popular figure that’s how it works like bingo you need to match the numbers to get the hamper it’s not who’s feelings are strongest at the church hall

[@barahng]

They care about the working class right up until they hear the word tariffs or mass deportation then suddenly they're archcapitalists who love giant corporations and want to protect their financial interests at all costs.

[@jpteknoman]

Note that most socialists are upper middle class people who don't have to struggle paycheck to paycheck. They feel envy for those above and pity for those below and socialism satisfies both their desires at the same time. It (in theory) will use the money of the undeserving rich to make life easy for the poor and the migrants and any other group we are supposed to feel sorry for. What they seem to never count on, is how good the rich are at protecting their money so the end result is that they and the poor end up paying for it all.

[@bartsanders1553]

Democracy: Oh, yay! Democracy! Populism: Oh, no. Democracy...

[@PryVit-y3g]

Defend Democracy! By stopping Populism! 🤔

[@gcarvlin]

“It’s always darkest before the Don” - Peanut the Squirrel

[@Apostate_ofmind]

how does this only have 11 likes

[@lumiauroras6741]

Is this from EFAP? 😭

[@ChristianBMundy]

​@@lumiauroras6741 Op may have unknowingly made the reference.

[@ravenzyblack]

Don’t forget Fred the Raccoon!😞😢

[@774Rob]

I've been in a 1776 mood since bonfire night and I'm English.

[@hattimounattimou8258]

"I'm english" so where the americans until they started raising the taxes

[@Homeslicethehamster]

I've been in an English mood since 1776 and I'm Scottish.

[@reedjack6564]

We used to be English until we started drinking around the fire with our buddies and talking smack about the crown. Come join the party.

[@krismorgan]

I have been in a French 1789 mood since 1997 and i am English

[@minimobilereview6570]

I am 1776 and I am in the best mood 😊

[@jamby01]

Most annoying part is the “half the country hates women!” No.

[@KidCorporate]

Nobody hates women like other women.

[@crimsonpotemkin]

If anything, the problem in this gynocentric society is that men love women WAY TOO MUCH. That's why they get away with so much. That's why most rules either don't apply to them or they get leniency. That's why OF can make a hoe a millionnaire for doing nothing. That's why Vtubers are a billion dollar industry. The list goes on forever.

[@slappy8941]

Well, liberals hate women...

[@trime1015]

Yes. But not the right.

[@Ponkan45]

People have lost family and friends and intimate relationships over that blatant lie. The MSM should be prosecuted

[@jaysonrees738]

For over a decade, my wish has been to be left alone by those clowns, and they just kept getting worse. They made online platforms completely hostile, invaded everything I like, and endlessly attempted to shame me for being normal. Better believe I don't like them. There's a fair chance this won't even show up because the censor is so strict.

[@mislavkrznaric1635]

We hear you, brother

[@violenceislife1987]

We see you fren

[@cheddar2648]

We are out here, and there are too many of us to mute.

[@Sean-l5l]

Trump 2024 🇺🇸🎉

[@black_hand78]

Yup made gamers into a bunch of 🐱.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Unfortunately the army of 20 million ghosts were unable to make it to the polls in time

[@somejerk5662]

And they were only allowed to count for weeks in the fraud belt

[@zonzillamagnus5902]

To be fair, I think it’s 13 million after the counting has gone on for a week….

[@gypsylee333]

​@@zonzillamagnus5902they're still not done, I predict it will be around 5 million less which makes sense cuz she was ridiculously horrible

[@zachw2538]

their oath was already fulfilled in 2020, so we could have the return of the king in 2024.

[@nicholasrova3698]

@@gypsylee333 Yeah, it'll be around 5-8 million. Still a rather curious lack.

[@T3nch1]

Trump's even musing at making Alex Jones his Press Secretary. Can you imagine how hilarious that will be? Press Secretary Alex Jones.

[@spudmeister9566]

Oh man I wish

[@remyllebeau77]

He really should get a gov't paycheck somehow. We can't forget how they used fraudulent lawfare to hurt Alex.

[@Marcello-16817]

i'd move to america

[@Linkedblade]

Please

[@jormilos]

I'd really appreciate Michael Malice too, but just because he'd bully all the journos that show up at the pressers. He's smart as can be and hates Journos

[@livefreeprintguns]

I love how they put words like "woke" and "wokeness" in quotes, like it's some Alex Jones tier level of conspiracy lol.

[@GFYKTHXBYE]

You can't run a winning campaign on the word "JOY" when people can't afford to buy groceries. It's so tone deaf, it's embarrassing.

[@antonioreconquistador]

You can run it on the word "BRAP" when your incumbent has just shat himself

[@detestable_one]

@@antonioreconquistador Or, if you're that way culturally inclined, 'BRAP' could be an attempt at imitating a gunshot sound Y'know, because Kamel-Ah is TOTALLY Bl...? (The thought police have now seized this comment and the user is now under investigation under Anti-Woke twatter mandates)

[@thedivineswine8144]

Facts ❤

[@GAMER123GAMING]

@@antonioreconquistador marge

[@LenaK-i8r]

You will eat nothing and be happy!!

[@joshuawilson1861]

No orange man ever called me Nazi

[@FemboyTwunk]

Curious has Donald Trump even insulted dem voters before? Because ik dem politicians insult his voters constantly

[@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx]

Muhammad ali 2.0 lol

[@tsoliot5913]

Priceless

[@bluered637]

Oh, you get called Nazi a lot? And you ended up on the channel of a guy found guilty of hate crime for filming pug's 'Nazi salutes'. What are the odds!

[@IamElChapo]

​@bluered637 And somehow you found yourself here too? Keep showing us leftists have zero self awareness 😂

[@MichaelRobinson-j7e]

Count Dank is a good speaker. No annoying super-cuts, just an easy going flow of chat and analysis. Well done that man

[@cal5444]

0:20 Absolutely the most based take as a dad. The time your children will have with you is so limited and valuable give them every spare second and even some you can't.

[@puremadmentalmackay]

100% when I get in from work, I put my phone on the table next to the door and I do my best not to look at it until he's in bed. I don't get to see him for 10hrs a day during the week and we deserve more than that.

[@skullzyy6633]

As a fellow dad, I approve this message

[@ricardo1885-y7m]

Fellow Dad here, agree 100%

[@propaneguy2981]

Dads ftw 👍🏻

[@hengineer]

Dad army checking in, approved

[@aarobbins99]

I'm a truck driver, one of the unwashed masses. From 2016 to 2019, I made more money than I've ever seen in my life.

[@UriahVoltaire]

My brother was in the same boat. Became an owner operator during that time. Since 2020 he's had to let go of all his employees and the truck hasn't rolled in months.

[@aarobbins99]

@UriahVoltaire Really sorry man. I sincerely hope things turn around soon, I think we're looking at better days. Give your brother my love and tell him to hang in there.

[@nobushidono9897]

Imagine smoking meth and not sleeping for days on end for lots paper money not backed by precious metals. How are your personal relationships? Do your children know how to hunt, fish, and defend themselves?

[@spicey4522]

​@@nobushidono9897who are you shadowboxing with?

[@daegannlongstrider1293]

I've made even more money over the last four years, than I did back then. It just doesn't buy anything anymore.

[@SM-ov4vl]

Absolutely delighted for you Americans! Best of luck from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@somercet1]

Black Flag??

[@lukejohnson7282]

The takeaway from this article is: “We know why we lost, we aren’t changing anything, but maybe we can package it better”

[@tuukkai1841]

These folks think that their's is THE correct ideology. Anyone who disagrees with it is either too uneducated to understand it, or too bigoted to accept it. The idea of someone actually understanding their ideology and still rejecting it is utterly inconceivable to them.

[@From-North-Jersey]

I heard something different in the article I heard "We need to lie harder and better next time so the sheeple fall for it again."

[@vanguardRailgun924]

They are incapable of learning and growing because they believe they are “educated” so why should they bother changing right? They will never change they have to be put in their place and they should NEVER have power again.

[@HaggisMuncher-69-420]

"should we try shaming people into voting our way some more?"

[@ravenzyblack]

@@HaggisMuncher-69-420- Sunny Hostin: What is WRONG with America!🤡🤡

[@Taluien]

I made a rape joke once. People laughed without my consent, I felt so violated.

[@MrEdrftgyuji]

Rape jokes can come across as being a bit forced.

[@silverscorpio24]

Why were the two gay criminals put in jail? They couldn't keep their stories straight.

[@bluebird3281]

You knew what you were doing

[@mirceazaharia2094]

*nonconsensual skeleton laughter*

[@LiberPater777]

Well they had it cumming.

[@WilfChadwick]

"Right wing propaganda" being a reason for Trump winning is the same as Jeffrey Dahmer saying "They wouldn't leave".

[@DeezNuggz]

😂😂

[@JefferyGoines98]

Never interrupt your enemies while they're making a mistake 😂

[@thebarkingmouse]

10:04 if Trump wanted to be a dictator he had the perfect excuse for the beginning of the plandemic. He could have declared martial law suspended habeas corpus similar to what FDR did and you know benedicto. But he didn't do that. So repeating this lie that he's going to try to become a dictator just f****** ridiculous. And this is part of why I left the left it's the willful stupidity and the absolute commitment to repeating lies no matter how well and often they are debunked. And at the end of the day men don't become women and women don't become men. And trying to force us to participate in your delusion it's just ridiculous get men out of women spaces and men out of women's sports. I mean I could list all of the factors for why I left the Democratic party and why I voted for Trump in 2020 and 2024 what will be the point? The people who I've had similar experiences don't need to hear about it, and those on the left have their heads Ran So solidly and far up their behinds that they'd never hear it or pay attention to it or listen.

[@pulsaran]

hehe yeah, i saw the same from 2016 that people where leaving the left and according to them it was right wing propaganda. I myself walked away from the left in the whole gamergate stuff, began to laugh when i heard they're excuses. "The left is one judgemental woke mass", the ones who dont think the same way will be excommunicated and put into the far right. Look at Tim Pool, Joe Rogan, J. K. Rowling and so on. But they where way further left then me.

[@bryden72]

😂😂

[@AnneHathawayRules]

We fought a trillion dollar media apparatus with memes. And we fucking WON.

[@acedetective7280]

Shinzo Abe, a squirrel, a raccoon and the Amish saved America.

[@scottski02]

Imagine a future grade school student writing a report on the 2024 election

[@blakecampbell-taylor2865]

@scottski02 we live in a very strange time in history

[@Wired4Life2]

The raccoon that shared first names with Pres. Donald J. Trump’s late father and late older brother?

[@JoeeyTheeKangaroo]

Out of the loop. What did the Amish do?

[@Ndw1995]

@@JoeeyTheeKangaroo Tons of Amish voted for Trump, completely caught everyone off guard in Pennsylvania

[@imperialbricks1977]

In the midst of “It’s so over”, we received a heaping dose of “we’re so back.”

[@Amin-al-Husseini_1941picture]

"we are so black, barack?" -Biden

[@mr.dr.frankenkeys]

No cap

[@drewdonald6260]

"Trump didn't call me a Nazi." Nuff said.

[@Lars-Liam-Vilhelm]

Liberals: "Insurrection is ANTI-AMERICAN" George Washington: "I beg your fk'n pardon"

[@trashjash]

Except that the 6th was a mild riot, targeted with pinpoint precision at the people actually making life more expensive and difficult for everyone. The same media called the prior "summer of love" events where there were millions in damages to people's private property and businesses, lives were brutally cut short by people engaging in these events, and many places still haven't recovered from said events - they called them all "peaceful protests." Some tiny miniscule places declared secession from the US entirely. And yet the 6th was the attempted coup. Huh.

[@richardharding7767]

"He's a fellon" Me:"George Washington was a fucking TRAITOR! And my hero."

[@MemoristCed]

Liberals: "Insurrection is ANTI-AMERICAN" Also liberals: Portland riots and praying for the "next one" to not miss

[@nustada]

Kids would be more interested in history if they started class with the song "Founding Fathers - Trevor Moore"

[@kishinasura1989]

​​@@richardharding7767 and a fellon most of the founding fathers actually had a rap sheet 😅

[@Khan.WrathOf]

Thanks Peanut.

[@RedonkulousCaptious]

Oh lawd we comin. For all their jobs, certifications, and ability to work in the government ever again! JUSTICE FOR PEANUT AND FRED!!

[@Nedchilvs]

RIP

[@brockobama4408]

We banning abortions and tracking periods and sex is now illegal without a proper permit. A lotta sammiches gonna get made over the next years, bois! Lets do this 💪🏻

[@smallestgoober9399]

Nuts out for Peanut. ✊️🐿

[@dickbutt8899]

He is with harambe in heaven now.

[@TheGeneralDisarray]

Best thing I've heard about this (from a video called "why are men moving to the right") was something along the lines of: - The last ten years we've been told what to think, what to say, what opinions to have. - You tried to put a cage around our minds, we used our votes to put a cage around you!

[@samueljardine3402]

I love this. Saying "our points are too smart for the uneducated to understand" is exactly why they lost and they're not even smart enough to figure it out. Not to mention that you know what they say: if you can't explain something simply then you don't understand it.

[@jayboy2kay7]

“Everything should be made as simple as possible…but not simpler” - Albert Einstein I don’t think they will ever get the profound irony of their rhetoric BS.

[@wtfserpico]

The perfect example of all of this are the people who were pushing Ranked Choice Voting, which was so incredibly unpopular it was smashed in all 5 states it was on the ballot for. I can't tell you how many times I've heard "You don't support it because you are too stupid!" and then when asked to dumb it down they say "You wouldn't get it anyway, you are too stupid."

[@ldmt1995]

They will never understand, they abandoned white men so hard it costed them the election and their first instinct is to go and attack white women, black men and Latinos over it.

[@henrylicious]

I understand the long term consequences of their poorly thought out social programs. Increased pre marital pregnancy in spite of birth control being invented and abortion legalized and violent poverty ridden cities.

[@cabnbeeschurgr]

I feel like the democrats have a lot of midwits. People who are a bit smarter than average but not smart enough to forge their own path. So you get this stigma of "well I went to college and have been bestowed with the Correct Opinions™ so shut up peasant." And the proles were kinda ok with it as long as they were getting free stuff and the other side was evil. But now the free stuff isn't helping, in fact it's making things worse, and they are being sneered at from the managerial class and they are pissed off. The time of intersectionality is over, we are back to class warfare baby 🤙

[@RookMeAmadeus]

It's the right-wing. You mean, just like how it was the right-wing that said Uncle JoJo's brain was melting? Right up until it happened on national TV and it couldn't be denied anymore?

[@thegillmanedits]

Let me guess, you believe in "the weave". LOL.

[@frankstoeknife3685]

Thanks man 😂😂😂really love how they imply it’s stupidity or a lack of education. Appalling but not surprising.

[@Pilps]

All my stock investments have skyrocketed since Trump won. Won £50 from a personal bet with a family member. And I won £2k putting a bet on Trump winning. Thank you Trump, now please bully two tier Kier into submission and help fix his and the Conservatives mess

[@sosomadman]

The odds didn't pay around me

[@Moop747]

Random Pilps appearance

[@libbymcglynn5]

I was reading this thinking it was going to turn into one of those stocks/shares comment ads, one I hadn’t seen before until you started giving it to 2T Kier 😂

[@joedredd1168]

Yes lad! Hear, hear!

[@crwilliams4597]

Well, a Happy MAGA day for you.

[@yvonneburns2786]

They should never have killed peanut and Fred ., that was the very last straw.

[@Solon_The_Lich]

Peanut and Fred were the Right's George Floyd?😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@ZunarXJ59]

And Harambe too

[@Wired4Life2]

Trump Sr., Trump Jr., or the raccoon?

[@ryeguy7941]

That and CERN was fired up again. the last time that happened was 2016 with Harambe.

[@PanzerRatten]

Their sacrifice shifted the timeline, just like Harambe did. RIP PNut, Fred, and Harambe.

[@H_Hold]

No worries on family stuff Justice Dankula, playing with your kids should always take priority, priceless memories.

[@barbaraz5251]

I bet he's the best playmate ever. I love the twinkle in his eyes. 😁

[@WTCasual]

Been farming the salt mines for DAYS, it's been a fucking glorious week!!

[@AA-BB]

Got my fill of sodium for the rest of the year

[@KenOath42]

I haven't stopped laughing for a week I think I'm stuck like this now 🤣

[@mr.electronx9036]

The salt must flow 🧂🧂🧂

[@mellowmissmuffett]

Same here. I’ve been bathing in their cope and salt for days😂😂😂😂

[@Homeslicethehamster]

My entire family is in meltdown. Children with no clue about the system spewing hatred for bad orange man. Sister may cancel trip to Florida because he won 😂😂😂😂 im in tears laughing.

[@MrZoichi]

God Bless the Amish. All they wanted to do was churn butter and build barns; but the government just HAD to butt in.

[@tadcastertory1087]

Apparently, Democrats decided that the Amish producing raw milk was unsafe and have been raiding farms. Well, they can't do that anymore!

[@ΔημήτρηςΤσαλκαντης]

Guess they just wanted to be living in a amish paradise

[@thesultanofswing8706]

​@@ΔημήτρηςΤσαλκαντηςThey decided they weren't playing nice anymore.

[@LeverPhile]

​@@ΔημήτρηςΤσαλκαντης That is all they wanted, but the State just wouldn't leave them alone.

[@BunE22]

And sell milk.

[@zanekorvek8643]

THE GOD EMPEROR IS BACK AND YOU KNOW IT!

[@Hunter_Brandon]

Wielding his flaming sword, the God Emperor of Man shall unfurl holy cleansing fire upon the heretics who brand themselves enemies of the throne.

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

The union in my work was hard on the kamala train. I'm sending them a MAGA hat and a copy of their Kamala ad.

[@JackCarsonite]

The union at my work was 75% Trump. There was a number of old timers who couldn't even explain why they're voting Kamala other than TDS. 😅

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

@JackCarsonite the workers voted trump, but the people that take out money and offer little to no benefit voted Blue. Go figure.

[@yolobathsalts]

I've been busy leaving pictures of donny on every union office doorstep I see. I like reminding them that we know what they are and they lost.

[@theseusothership]

Wild! My union branch is a solid 85% Trump, probably more. Heck, I can only think of 3 co workers that are democrat. A couple went to the head office (half hour drive) to try to reclaim their union dues due to conflict of political interest. We would get some people from the head branch of our union hanging outside our gate handing political flyers out a week out before election days...suggesting the 'proper' candidates. I wouldn't be surprised if those people say they'll never do it again from the backlash from some of my union brothers! I brought the dude the garbage can and said you can cut out the middle man and just throw that garbage away yourself. But I was one of the nice ones

[@GutterJon]

Do you really think a billionaire is in support of unions? Has history taught you nothing?

[@yoboyfargoth1208]

“Get in the crystals. They’re great crystals, the very best.”

[@scottydu81]

What’s up with the crystals? I missed that meme

[@cutty2404]

Same

[@busterbackster1]

@@scottydu81freedom toons I think

[@NoPantsBaby]

Trumo has the best crystals. He's very proud of them. Actual tweet from 2011. It became a meme of Trump putting enemies inside crystals like he's an Elder Scrolls character.

[@Stevie-J]

Additional context for the crystals - it's silly lore, it's absurd, it doesn't really mean anything if you tell someone to get in the crystals, so it's not against terms of service on any of the social media platforms (that's the genius of it)

[@jarlnieminen4307]

Insufferable is not the word. They've entered the realm of evil, some unforgivable.

[@joshhewitt4570]

I hope the guy who went into the capital building and took a shit on the desk never pays for a beer again.

[@differous01]

The government raid on a dairy farm in "rural Pennsylvania" [22:42] provoked the Amish to campaign for Trump, and other denominations which don't normally vote followed suit. This was the demographic addressed in the much quoted "You'll never have to vote again" speech.

[@Rick_Cleland]

😦😦😦

[@brianwalsh1339]

Absolutely fucking hysterical. The left overplayed their hand and have paid for it dearly.

[@mccor002]

Oh that's the context my leftie psycho "friends" were leaving out

[@Paul-sj5db]

I suspect Biden/Kamala's war on Catholics by advocating for removing the right to conscientiously object to performing abortions and child mutilations and her response of "you're in the wrong place" when someone shouted "Jesus is Lord" might have had something to do with Christians voting for Trump.

[@Transformers2Fan1]

1:10 he won the *MAJORITY* vote, that's even more important!!

[@emiliojasso1163]

Maybe if all women stick to the 4B movement abortion won't be such a big issue for them.

[@mccor002]

Accountability? Hmm

[@Apostate_ofmind]

im pro choice and i stil agree with this statement. More 4B please! I dont want more abortions either, i just want it to be a last resort, not the first one.

[@jgrif7891]

Women? Being held accountable at large? Don't give me hope.

[@richardbottom9843]

massive incel vibes

[@jgrif7891]

@@richardbottom9843 and?

[@ItsMaamgamestop]

It's not just the presidency, took the Senate and House

[@Maesterful]

Has the house been confirmed yet?

[@crocadillius6418]

@@Maesterfulwe have 217 of the 218 needed for majority, and there are 9 seats to call. Of those, at least three are projected to go to us.

[@oz_jones]

Also Supreme Court. Two possible new nominees.

[@ryeguy7941]

Besides the electoral vote, he also got the popular vote as well so the left can't say majority didn't want him.

[@tishie42]

@@ryeguy7941 that's the beauty of it for me. No one can claim shenanigans on either side this time.

[@christopherconard2831]

Someone showed a woman from a Tik Tok clip claiming she won't willingly talk to men for the rest of the month. My first reaction was "How much do I have to pay you to shut up for a year?"

[@MrCheezeNip]

I'm a single dad too Dank. Never feel guilty for ignoring life to take care of your kids. they are only that age once.

[@Terran.Marine.2]

Yes sir.

[@mislavkrznaric1635]

Yessir

[@theknightswhosay]

I missed Dankula becoming single. When did that happen?

[@jimbomcbob7849]

You speak truth, coming from a guy whos parents always choose work, they'll appreciate it.

[@Rostov_red_beard]

@@theknightswhosay earlier this year. its cordial

[@porkchop7995]

When I was a teen I was considered far left. My views have barely changed and people think I'm far right, I voted for trump.

[@jonanderson5137]

That's because Trump is a Democrat and if I said what I think publicly aloud what the truth is, people would lose their shit. Trump is only the lesser evil, he's no hero.

[@cabnbeeschurgr]

Ppl don't get that trump is pretty much just a 90s classical liberal and that's considered far right now.

[@_Hal9000]

Based

[@tony_5156]

@@cabnbeeschurgrthe left has left old school democrats and moderates in the dust for the pursuit of brownie points.

[@joenapper3001]

And leftists still whinge that the Overton window has shifted right. Oh and that there are no really left wing parties.

[@richardwilcox3643]

10:43 Kamala Harris is as much of a Centrist as Lia Thomas is a Woman.

[@Nylon_riot]

A woman who chooses to stay at home has more choice than a woman who has to work. If you actually don't want "toxic" men, they need good mothers. Said by a woman. Love you boys.

[@trashjash]

Unfortunately most of the women who need to hear this are either passed out flat on the floor drunk after working all day at the job they hate and incapable of speech let alone reading comprehension, are spending their whole work day as a tech office worker on tiktok being inundated by anti-western messaging and thought poison, or will never click on a Dankula vid and check the comments because he and we are all the bad things they've been told by the news and breadtubers and are not to be engaged with.

[@dragonfire5568]

Amen! I want everyone, men or women, gay or straight, to have the RIGHT to choose what they want to do. The left clearly doesn’t agree with that statement.

[@uriel5708]

A pro Trump said your body my choice ....what aré your toughts about that?

[@thedude8526]

​@@uriel5708 That's a meme at this point to rage bait the left. Who said it seriously?

[@uriel5708]

@@thedude8526 to be honest i only saw It on Reddit but i was just trying to see the opinión in both sides to see if someone use It for its own agenda

[@nikkikimzey1508]

People in the center got sick and tired of being told they were evil and stupid.

[@oddmustelid4339]

While I don't like Trump and didn't vote for him, I second this. It seems that many fervently left-wing people antagonize the average person.

[@trashjash]

Also got sick and tired of leftists that pretend to be centrists screaming about how if you're truly a centrist and logical and smart you'd hate "cheeto dictator" as much as the left does.

[@NefariousKoel]

@@oddmustelid4339 They tend to antagonize anyone who isn't on board with their brand of tyranny.

[@brianwalsh1339]

And the best part is that the left appear to have learned ABSOLUTELY NOTHING from this.

[@TealWolf26]

Yup 🤷‍♂️

[@aztecgoldmontizuma]

Real man, prioritizing the kids. Respect ✊

[@samadams2203]

People dislike being told the economy is good just because the stock market is inflated. People dislike being called radical german nationalists when they're nothing of the sort. The system has recalibrated yet again, let's hope some good gets done.

[@ramenoodle7853]

They failed to kill the man so they killed the squirrel

[@CRT4Dummies]

true

[@mccor002]

Through death, a hero becomes a legend. RIP Peanut and Fred (and Shinzo Abe, peace be upon him)

[@GitShoota]

indeed rest well u champions

[@4uhDamagecase]

i spent the first 15 years of adulthood reaching the end of my rebelliousness and i found that christ is the ultimate rebel. prove me wrong.

[@Mrmightyclash]

Shinzo whispered to the wind & saved Trump.

[@rh31n]

Greatest title ever.

[@caedrewan]

you just reminded me I wanted to say that!

[@magicpyroninja]

The guy who wrote that article has zero self-awareness describes why they lost while continuing to do the thing that lost them everything

[@bigdancatfishchannel7517]

Trump never murdered innocent cute pets for no good reason.

[@RenlangRen]

Trump didn’t have the FBI intimidate the media to censor the political speech of his opponents.

[@popupheadlights]

Or babies.

[@samstits8982]

That wasn’t Biden lol

[@TheSUPERWIND2023]

Yup, that was the democratic party. Biden was being used. ​@@samstits8982

[@AzguardMike]

his party made it legal for a woman to give birth and say "i want an abortion, kill it"

[@freecat1278]

Forget the Kavanaugh riot, forget the Roe riot, forget the antisemitic riots on several campuses, Jan. 6 is all that matters.

[@M240D]

And the Oklahoma riots, and the riots in DC, and Chaz/ chop, and the Portland federal building siege, and the summer of 2020 etc, etc

[@oz_jones]

Or the summer of love

[@liarwithagun]

if they can grant legitimacy for the idea that Trump rebelled, they can use that to block him from office or otherwise stymie his ability to act as President.

[@briananderson6643]

Those were all bullshit but the thing they makes J6 the worst is the attempted overthrow of elections results.

[@LadyBeyondTheWall]

@@M240D They ALWAYS forget the DC riots. Every single time. Just pretend like it never happened.

[@Major-Kong]

I'm sick of the Australian Uniparty that is currently sharing power here and has been for the past 17 years, For the first time since I started voting I will not be voting for any of the major parties next year with the next federal election, I will be voting for the new Libertarian party that is made up of everyone that has been kicked from their parties due to having an incorrect opinion, Guaranteed that they will be a disappointment but I just don't want to vote left or less left again.

[@atmosdwagon4656]

Grassroots resistance is the start of every political movement in history, for better or worse. Just make sure to temper your anger with wisdom, and not become the very thing you hate. Godspeed on your endeavor.

[@Ragehaven]

They are utterly incapable of true self reflection.

[@johnwolf2829]

Some of them are like Pavlov's Dogs, but with rabies. The fools that created that mob actually think they can control them! Wow.... the higher you go in society, the more psychotic they get.

[@Wayoutthere]

They WILL lose California once voter ID is mandatory.

[@renaissancenovice7202]

it's because they are utter incapable of accepting reality

[@insertnamehere5809]

Vampires 🦇 can't look in the mirror 🪞

[@Ragehaven]

@insertnamehere5809 that is fair

[@crocadillius6418]

There was a county in Texas (?) that has voted Democrat since 1892 and Trump flipped it red.

[@Wicked061]

Thats actually insane. That shows you how fed up people are with the BS.

[@rexblade504]

Don't worry about college. College men came out hard for Trump, I'm one of them. We aren't letting ourselves be indoctrinated anymore!

[@shapshapshapshap2829]

Same. Me and all 7 of my dorm mates voted for Trump 💪

[@RodentContainmentBreach]

Truth wins eventually Evil is destined to lose Sooner or later

[@SockieTheSockPuppet]

Oh, they did cheat. It just got stopped fast.

[@danieldorn2927]

See Arizona, still isnt done counting. You just cant explain why that state voted for Trump, but not for Kari Lake. It just doesnt make sense. It just doesnt. Thats how they do it, they let the real votes in, and then it takes time to prepare the ballots to turn the ship around. They gotta investigate this.

[@JesusFriedChrist]

They simply got caught enough this time that they weren’t able to cheat their way to victory. I want to see a recount, AND a full forensic audit of every single vote in every single state. I can guarantee you that Kamala didn’t get over 60,000,000 legitimate votes. Biden only got 55,000,000 in 2020.

[@AliceBowie]

Wisconsin had the same anomalous jump in mail in ballots for the Democrat candidate at 3:30 am this time as they did in 2020. But nationwide, I don't think they prepared because they thought Trump winning was impossible, just like 2016

[@richardbottom9843]

you got any evidence of cheating? or cheating in 2020? thought so. there's quite the evidence of jan 6th tho

[@SockieTheSockPuppet]

@richardbottom9843 CIA literally admitted to suppressing information about Hunter's laptop, working hand-in-hand with the Biden administration. That's election interference by definition. Not even the tip of the iceberg. But you already knew that.

[@iwuvu5940]

Good to see ya doing well dude

[@Dr.Metalblood]

"That are very hard for people outside highly educated circles to navigate." Oh, we understand it, we just don't agree with them.

[@sakamotosan1887]

They genuinely think that people hate them because they don't understand and if they only understood then they would be progressive too.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

"Collages don't indoctrinate students, it's just that getting an education lets you realize Republicans are full of shit" My mother.

[@AbsentMinded619]

“Highly educated circles” = Diddy parties, the Met Gala, and Epstein plane rides

[@snewsh]

when I think the Good Lord can't get any better, He does something like this.

[@mccor002]

Christ is King

[@v_artra5399]

He has returned to us now, at the turning of the tide

[@Nugnugnug]

"But he's a convicted felon!" So was Jesus. Thing is, there was no justice behind the conviction, so no one who respects justice respects the conviction.

[@combativeThinker]

Exactly.

[@DublinDriftR33]

Ireland stands with Scots english Welsh America Canada lets go brothers 😂💪🍀👍🤣 where is our armed forces stand with the people not the government

[@louiswilliamterminator2887]

As Trump said “Fight!”

[@sfall616]

We ought to fight for one another in this crazy world, against globalists.

[@AllanTidgwell]

🚚🚛🚚🚛🚚🚛🇨🇦

[@mikeb3268]

Cymru am byth!

[@brianwalsh1339]

God willing, the Irish will reunite into one Nation within my lifetime.

[@JayZone73]

Your authority switch is literally described as the political pendulum... its a very well established theory

[@a.cameron207]

That headline was promising, but they didn't even wait till the meat of the article before abandoning self reflection and blaming others ffs.

[@billybob-zk9nm]

14:50 Its not pulling the ladder up. It’s people like my parents who LEGALLY immigrated here wanting this fallacy and shameful bringing in of ILLEGAL immigrants and catering to them while a massive part of America are under-performing and are actually hurting to end

[@BaronMorte]

Justice Dankula, good to have you in the Supreme Court sir

[@YumiiSauce]

>FOUR >MORE >YEARS THINK IT! DREAM IT! DO IT!

[@ThatsaRandomName]

Ave Donald!

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

THINK IT! DREAM IT! DO IT!

[@trashjash]

Just DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS! So get out there, and just DO IT!

[@j.k.4479]

He is done after this though, his successor should be like him however.

[@nolaserv]

And lose it all to your Orange Jesus when it is too late.

[@Michael-hm8cs]

Don't give them advice...dammit! When your enemy is making mistakes let them....🤣

[@TNTspaz]

I love how AP is still coping about the results. They still haven't called the House. Harris is trying to do recounts unironically. I've never laughed so hard in my life reading reddit.

[@jerichothirteen1134]

We had a bank add in Australia in the 80s which had punk parents getting upset at their conservative child for opening a savings account. It was very funny as a joke but not so funny when it came true.

[@cp-yx4eu]

lol that sounds like a play on an American sitcom from then (family ties). hippie parents and a massively conservative child.

[@Thenogomogo-zo3un]

@@cp-yx4eu Michael J Fox! Yep, I remember it now!

[@Adam-tp8py]

My family tried to raise me at the intersection of Cuban-style communist ideology, and radical Islam…yeah, go figure.

[@P00M0NGER]

We're so fucking back

[@SuperKendoman]

I hope this transfers over to the UK as well. I'm sick of the pendulum being stuck on the far left for ages. There has to be some balance, somehow

[@George-vf7ss]

Bingo, pay the man.

[@bigdaddybulge4206]

Like sooooo back

[@DavidKenny-nm1qy]

He's American not Scottish we're still fucked 😂

[@ElmugreTV]

Are you actually American

[@bbully04]

Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@oz_jones]

*Election Boogaloo

[@rarebird_82]

​@@oz_jones underrated comment 💀😂

[@cabnbeeschurgr]

If they get trump this january we boogaloo 🤙

[@Vernon-gn9wb]

Dude you should do voice acting because you know the difference between your accent and the voices that you do is amazing

[@gunboymaximum3207]

Bro, my state has been a blue state, for idk how long, and not only did the orange man win the popular vote, the electoral vote, the senate, and my state is now a red state (for now at least lmao)

[@MacFinn-wp2vn]

Nevada?

[@gunboymaximum3207]

@MacFinn-wp2vn Michigan

[@lethargicLuminary]

​@gunboymaximum3207 pretty sure we've been blue since 92 or something like that. Only time that's changed were 16 and now 24.

[@ffwast]

A good day here in the mitten

[@gunboymaximum3207]

@@ffwast Indeed MAGA BAYBEE

[@RagnarinVa]

Justice for Peanut!

[@Wired4Life2]

Please don’t forget the raccoon that shared first names with Pres. Donald J. Trump’s late father and late older brother.

[@Shadow_Wraith]

Fred too!

[@Usmc86]

This is the most wholesome comment section I have seen in awhile English folks saying they feel the same and Americans inviting them to bbqs and holiday dinners there is definitely a movement happening in the right direction

[@MirandaSinistra]

There was a woman who had a therapist that she found out voted for Trump. She legit asked her therapist 'Why didn't you think of me when you went into the booth to vote?'

[@ffwast]

Probably did!

[@LenaK-i8r]

​@@ffwast😂😂😂

[@Madchris8828]

Lmaooo

[@sakamotosan1887]

In all seriousness, this is actually disturbing. It's disturbing to see how self-centered people are becoming these days.

[@mahoganydoughnut6082]

A therapist voting for trump is like a cat voting for free fish. It's just job security really.

[@BBB_bbb_BBB]

The goofiest part of this election for me was when Eminem came out on stage to back Harris. I remember as a kid thinking that he was the punk icon of the rap world. Fast forward nearly 3 decades later and he is putting his face on the most establishment of the establishment politicians. Not that I'm saying I'd expect him to back Trump, but I would think his stance would be all politicians suck.

[@danieldorn2927]

Seems like they got dirt on him, did he visit P Diddy parties?

[@bahamutdragon1754]

Imagine the Eminem who wrote Marshal Mathers coming face to face with the pathetic corporate sellout version of himself from 30 years in the future, he would probably bash his future selfs head in.

[@theelder4797]

​@@danieldorn2927Pretty much all major musicians and actors have/attend them. After decades of the kuh-raaaaazeee spear uh C people telling everyone, it's finally, slowly, coming to light.

[@Russian_Bot_]

Yeah Eminem is the most mainstream rapper on the planet. Crazy how much he’s changed since I was a kid. From mosh to now. Unreal.

[@kmoth6911]

If they're on Fortnight they're mainstream.

[@deadswans2000]

Thank you for your service.

[@neuroticgurl0295]

like waking up for xmas

[@RedonkulousCaptious]

We doing early xmas, then thanksgiving, then Xmas, then Yule, then EXTRA CHRISTMAS FOR FOUR FUCKING YEARS!!!

[@charger1369]

I thought you said waxing OP lol I was like "Uh, yeah, I uh, guess so..."

[@tishie42]

That's how I felt on Wed. I voted after work, went home and prayed for America to be safe and checked in the morning. It was unreal for a minute. Waiting for some kind of shenanigans but she conceded and it's been great. I really hope he does what he says he's going to.

[@AncientSlugThrower]

Spending quality time with your children is something everyone can do to preserve traditional values. You made the right choice.

[@alecd.3377]

“Live and let live” was always a lie.

[@jamble7k]

much like googles don't be evil 😂

[@heavyhebrew]

It's like the old Pepe versus soyjack meme. Pepe offers truth, justice, and memes and the soyjack sells you misery, failure, and weakness. This article is hilarious. Even when reality slaps them across the face, they still can't admit they are wrong. Yuri Brezmenov was right.

[@liarwithagun]

I think the bureaucracy and government apparatuses created to fight WW2 doomed us to this fate.

[@heavyhebrew]

@@liarwithagun bureaucracy is always a flaw of government, but yeah, we basically summoned Beelzebub up from Hell with the creation of the Central Intelligence Agency and especially its Covert Operations division. I would also be remiss in not mentioning NSA, whom believe themselves to be some form of all seeing eye.

[@guyincognito1406]

@liarwithagun Yep, we’re trapped like the pong ball between the two boards bouncing back and forth. At this point it’s pretty much til the lights go out and the nuke deadman’s switches activate.

[@From-North-Jersey]

@@guyincognito1406 Child you need a nap.

[@SnappleRyRy89]

It’s 2016 all over again and I’m for it. LFG!!!

[@niteshades_promise]

back when i could afford rent AND food! 🍻