Burt’s Most INSANE Moments on Fishtank Live

[@jackson15williams]

Burt is hands down a gift from god straight to sam hyde

[@QueefMcGeesHouse]

burt in a nutshell: kzbin.infop8R0fiX9joo

[@lemoncakes8721]

I remember thinking the same thing lmao

[@William.H.Bonney1]

When frank revealed the betrayal it was absolute gold taylor really didnt do it justice with the story

[@Kitsuragi556]

Luke is great, too. He'd do really well on pka.

[@primatt]

PLEASE GET SAM TO GIVE BURT *LOCK & LOAD* AS A NEW SPONSOR FOR THE FINAL THREE WEEKS AND TELL BURT TO GIVE DAILY UPDATES ON HIS LOAD SIZE HE WILL DO IT 100%

[@youoweme5forreadingthisnam535]

Seriously. Reach out asap

[@Blaaake]

GENIUS

[@Mark__]

this is an easy slam dunk for marketing. OP is preaching guaranteed returns here...

[@JackPiLope]

Burts one of the few men who could rock that sponsor

[@invrsn]

This product was crafted specifically for Burt

[@Eightsixseven23224]

The day that Sam revealed Famoushouse was Fishtank and that they were being filmed 24/7 in all rooms Burt within maybe two hours was already Burting off again

[@bickyboo7789]

I wonder how many times he's burted off in the bathrooms.

[@Brumsly]

@@bickyboo7789 He’s a voyeur, he prefers to be seen.

[@YakubTheFather]

It’s called being a sigma daaaaad you wouldn’t get it

[@MonsieurBig]

If I recall he did it pretty much immediately after the reveal

[@d76458]

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[@societalanchor]

Burt's the main character

[@ferrisbueller9991]

Making it a Gay Dating show.

[@ogNezzel]

"Want to burt off together?"

[@dhm_4205]

X and burt have amazing chemistry on cam lmao

[@JooDawg]

Burtin off to Frank was wild. Frank got the hassle

[@Kitsuragi556]

Burt sniffing the shoe and licking the sole was vile. 😭

[@cqpzg]

Burt was 2017 Mr Mensa, has a masters degree in data science, has filmed male on male 'movies', and has profiles where his services are available for sale.

[@turnermd1302]

I've just decided to believe everything Burt says because every time I look the dude up I find something horrific, I clicked on his twitter for like 5 seconds and saw multiple videos of him fucking wrinkly old men

[@Toxik_Dubz]

You forgot about Burt being a Personal Trainer with fake muscle implants and liposuction hgh gut. 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@Kitsuragi556]

​@@Toxik_DubzHis gut is wild. 😂

[@turnermd1302]

One of my favorite moments is when producer Ben went into the penthouse and told Burt to hold a toy shield in front of the camera when he's burting off, didn't even try to get him to stop lmfao

[@Ryan.Schutt]

Burt walking into a borderline domestic violence dispute equipped with a sword and shield was badass

[@g00zik97]

Burt burted off within 4 hours of being on the show

[@draceanamoor1836]

to be fair, he didnt know it was live. but to be fair aswell, he kept burting off even when he knew its was live 24/7

[@smokeyoak]

​@@draceanamoor1836also busted off while getting TTS messages and responding to them mid stroke

[@Benji_4]

​@@draceanamoor1836post nut clarity makes him "normal"

[@HRM.H]

Gotta get burt on pka

[@Kitsuragi556]

I want to see most of the fishtank s3 contestants on PKA. Alex B would be wild, Luke and burt would be great. The only woman who could hold a conversation would be payton, but she's a bit of a feminist so she wouldn't fit in very well.

[@oxarplatt]

Woody fucking hates it. What a baby.

[@WornArsenic]

Woody bleeds blue (because his wife) & Sam Hyde is labeled an alt-right comedian.

[@anneominous7172]

No no, you don't get it: It just 'doesn't work on him'.

[@bajscast]

@@WornArsenic sam hyde is very funny, but fish tank sucks

[@smokeyoak]

They asked Burt what he would do if there were no laws or consequences and said he would do what he wants and take what he wants. Then he went into detail about his dream role as a pr3dator

[@SpaceCowboy260]

I’d love to see his uncoordinated ass try to take whatever he wants lmao

[@pineappletea9063]

he was in character

[@MIKE_THE_BRUMMIE]

This season has been the best so far. Some unbelievably memorable moments. Like when Burt finally finds out the show is actually fish tank and he's confronting Sam saying he's "sick" for enjoying messing with him and the next second he starts high octane dancing to music. 😂

[@Eightsixseven23224]

No prompting or nothing either. Burt just breaks it down immediatly

[@MIKE_THE_BRUMMIE]

@Eightsixseven23224 Yeah and the guys upstairs made me think everyone was in on it.

[@fiqirr]

​@@Eightsixseven23224And it was the Main Theme!

[@roamingthereal4060]

Pure Kino

[@Jim_OHara]

BURT CLAIMS HES A "PHYSICAL TRAINER" HE CAN'T DO 1 FULL PULL UP. 😂

[@fedsmoker943]

it says boxer too on his website lol

[@Jackentasche-j4d]

He has muscle implants. He admitted it when they gave him a polygraph test.

[@ratasslordofyoink4542]

​@@Jackentasche-j4dcyberburt 2024

[@MrMalformedllama]

We need Burt as a future guest PLEASE GOD

[@Austin.Kilgore]

Also another wild moment was when Frank “broke up” with Burt, told him he doesn’t love him and that’s he’s a weird degenerate and then dumps a bottle of water over his head. Burt cry’s and then later challenges him to a boxing match

[@daquandavis5498]

Burt saying the show would conclude in season 4 is 1mil iq considering they just brought in a whole new crew n started an entire new famous house with Burt n a couple others being plants 😂😂

[@MrDilkington15]

"QUICK BURT CHECK BEHIND THE WALLS AND PAINT CRACKS THERE MIGHT BE NOTES!!!!" best one LMFAOO

[@hecklermongrul1200]

Its like woody wants to laugh but hes like what would my wife say in his head😂

[@bobclooy1]

a lock and load sponsorship would go so hard on fishtank

[@BlastinRope]

Early on there was a TTS in the kitchen that said "Burt, did you wash your hands after that nap" and then smaack slowly turns and goes "why would he need to wash his hands after a nap?" its probably lost to history but one of the many minor gems from fishtank

[@insultandnb124]

MasterBurting

[@RobbyRatpoison]

In season 2 they intentionally brought fans of the show, but told each person that they were the only fan and they had to keep it secret or they would be kicked off the show.

[@CoachMacdaddy]

Goldstriker shouted out the pod the other night

[@actuallyjustryan]

Link?

[@CoachMacdaddy]

@actuallyjustryan tried but can't find a replay, I saw it live. But it was 2 nights ago, so day26 at the end of the night when all the fish and goldstriker are just chilling in the bedroom, tts said they discovered him thru the pod and he gave a shoutout

[@FrAnC3sCoN123]

@@actuallyjustryan its on the pka subreddit

[@cherrybloodflavor]

Sams been on before and they met up IRL, he’s cool w these guys

[@NuckBasty]

The multiverses colliding and Burt meeting Xavier from 2.5 was so awesome to me because I only found out Sam Hyde was doing this because he video called them while playing The Duke on a episode of PKA 😂 Burt visiting Shitty was full circle for me

[@AativeNmericanGuy]

Burtical Var Burtical Var

[@Shawn-Leider]

Burt is PURE GOLD

[@Kitsuragi556]

Gold burt.

[@Kitsuragi556]

Gurt.

[@transposemusic-d3b]

“Zach if you could please find relevant pictures” lmao

[@anthraxcrab2222]

Remember burt three letters three years three seasons

[@appropriate-channelname3049]

Just burst antics are a full show mixed with everyone else This show is filled with interesting and funny moments.

[@lain6889]

PKA talking about fishtank is a nice surprise.

[@fecalmatter442]

Taylor usually brings up fishtank at least every other week on the podcast when a season is ongoing. This time there was a two week gap just because of the election I think.

[@woofman7918]

BURTICAL BAR! BURTICAL BAR!

[@churchfires]

should of included the wild randy section

[@TEEDUBS]

Taylor saying "Zac if you can do your best" is fucking hilarious

[@sofarfromfirst]

god its hilarious hearing other people react to Burt

[@lkucare]

3:48 wtf is with that flashbang of eye bleach lmao

[@itogi]

That one of contestants (Alex) cissing his wife's ass.

[@TigerBreadman]

Kinda feel like BURTING OFF after watching this

[@rayraysphone]

Interesting. So is PKA Clips a gay male dating show for queer males? Why is it so male oriented? Interesting. Should I subscribe or will that get me eliminated? Interesting.

[@cakefart5]

Talk about Dark B.U.R.T

[@misc.glitchpodcastexcerpts6463]

Every single time he gets Jeremy Gold's name wrong.

[@DixonCyderBusch]

Best part is with 4 people left they're bringing in new people who think it's everybody's first day. 😈

[@colonelhstinkmeaner8547]

I thought that was Lexington Steele in the thumbnail 😂

[@sj9158]

Kyle would want to see another gay man’s physique

[@Blackoah]

Gyle

[@xlynz69]

I’m burting off

[@mathiasjacobsen8433]

He looks like Michael Jordan's dad in Space Jam

[@Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Replace Woody with Burt.

[@ernie312]

Bro said so many incorrect things at the beginning lmao

[@steakssndwich]

Burt is a sicko. I liked him at first, before I knew about his depraved thoughts and the reason why he quit alcohol.

[@DuhTractor]

Why do they talk about things they don’t know about ?

[@teghanadams6832]

?

[@weevhyde2828]

Are they not aware that Frank is the guy who boogie shot at?

[@smokeyoak]

They know Frank. They talked about season 1 when it was running too.

[@darkquaesar2460]

Would have been really funny if Burt wasn't asking.

[@pizzabag3421]

I wish theyd shown the clip of burt talking about how he would rape jeff without knowing jeff was being forced to listen just out of view

[@na-vn5qy]

any time burt's arms are outstretched his triceps look incredibly fake, they droop down and look like a water balloon hanging off of his arm.

[@-Doomer-]

best season 2

[@amacmc6093]

Seems rough

[@SlermmMcderm]

I’m a fan but as someone who’s heavily medicated because of bipolar schizophrenia this shit is wildly dangerous and it’s being recorded that they know of his condition and are actively fucking with him.. this can actually lead to people getting killed

[@RyanMMA]

Nah burt is just a chill guy

[@sylonogwailou]

If that's how the show concludes that'd be quite a finale.

[@datchicray]

I hate how lame woody is. How do guys like this exist?

[@Kitsuragi556]

Being sheltered. That's how leftists are created.

[@pugisolation]

Burt was beating his shit hard asf yesterday until the indian guy walked in. This season is weird.

[@seanrizzle]

Idk if that dude really has implants, maybe he was just too agitated to do a polygraph

[@Kitsuragi556]

He admitted it near the end of the season. He also has implant scars and can't do 1 pull up.

[@rmb9320]

Does Woody sit when he pees? He kinda seems like he might.

[@TheWindpingpong]

You guys are missing the point, its a gay show

[@yabae550]

Why is the audio so shit

[@lesam5015]

There’s something wrong with Taylor’s mic idk

[@Ajax_Operator]

BURT IS A FREAK

[@MarcyAvila]

The thing is that no one agreed to this, they got scammed and abused…

[@smokeyoak]

lol

[@YourWifesBoyfriend]

lolol

[@anneominous7172]

Chill, dude 😏😏

[@Kitsuragi556]

And they loved it.

[@Datura..]

woody sucks

[@BLUEGENE13]

this does not agree with my morals, but i do find it funny i cannot lie

[@Toxik_Dubz]

Everyone loves Burt Obeng... until they see his X account timeline. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤮

[@basshunter69ffs]

Burt: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqa4iqdsZb6ZkLM

[@betrayer1350]

its genuinely hard to believe somebody like Burt exists. Every week was me basically coming to terms that no, he wasn't acting. I thought he was playing into the "schizophrenic solving the mystery" thing - nope, he's pretty clearly all about it. I thought he was faking his Burt off sessions as a joke - nope, you can see he has a hard on in his sweatpants, he's straight up jerking it on camera with no remorse or shame, calling out literally every single contestant's name, male and female. I thought the fake muscles thing was a joke - its pretty clear he actually has implants, which I didn't even know existed for arms. He's possibly the most unique person you can get short of an actual murderer and rapist (and even that is up in the air with Burt, 50/50 imo if he's done that too lmao).

[@ryshellso526]

Viewiership is slowing down so their struggling with new ideas... its recycled content at this point.

[@appropriate-channelname3049]

People say this every time when in reality they have to slow things down every couple days because the crew needs time to rest and they can't push the cast to much or they will all leave to quickly

[@Deathfromabove5]

Fishtank fans are some of the most negative whiny people imaginable. The second something interesting isn't happening IT'S OVER THE SHOW IS RUINED. They are still pulling 10k+ live viewers they are doing fine.

[@omaisgee123]

​@Deathfromabove5 and that's just the website viewers, their youtube live feed goes from 6k-10k at peak hours

[@kylevernon]

They’re prepping for the next two weeks of content. A few slow days isn’t the show being over, we just had an elimination and the disability challenge.

[@CheeseOnABoard69]

Jason Goldman