Planet of the Apes (Sony Playstation) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

[@strykon4721]

"The worst sign of bad controls is when you have trouble doing something that would actually be easier in real life"

[@JohnSmith-wj2wd]

Some damn wise statement if you ask me.

[@bugsfm8840]

this is true lol

[@chrismarek7864]

That's nice to know about bad crontrols. Now what about bad controls? :P

[@m3rkmoefo885]

Strykon the moment I was looking through the comments he said that at the right time

[@strykon4721]

+Chris Marek Dammit

[@tom_something]

"The worst sign of bad controls is when you have trouble doing something that would actually be easier to do in real life." This. A thousand times this. When you're playing as a hero in a game, everything should be either easier or the same. More stamina than my real self. Better fighting skills. I don't want to trade that in for walking ability, though.

[@Nyah420]

That's a great way to put it succinctly. Useful for game developers to keep in mind.

[@Karmy.]

Tom Haflinger yep

[@Antasma1]

You couldn't pull backflips and speed slashes in real life

[@kenrickkahn]

Pressing R2 and X remind me of the Batman forever game on Snes.. LMAO!!

[@MSTR]

sure, but not too easy like the streamlined AAA games.

[@amiahh6157]

"Don't get the knife, don't get the knife, don't get the knife." Ghosts and Goblins: "Get the knife, get the knife, get the knife."

[@power-bulborb-6476]

The Don't get the knife part is good with Castlevania too.

[@gameboy3d943]

You want to cut steak with a plastic spoon? No, get the knife.

[@elefsidi]

@@power-bulborb-6476 Unless it's Richter, actually using it.

[@power-bulborb-6476]

And use it on Galamoth making the damn thing useful for once in Richter mode. Knives to the head people! So yeah, Only get the knife for that and please...Get the Holy Water and HYDRO STORM!

[@levithemonkey5460]

that's what I thought

[@emmanuelspears9786]

"He's the Angry...Video game Ner---" FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Lol.

[@xuanbaoXb]

Lol

[@Grade_A_Fantasy]

One of the funniest beginnings to a AVGN episode

[@ghostofdeath260]

They can’t just be thrown away. They can’t just be destroyed. They need to go into space BECAUSE I DON’T EVEN WHANT TO LIVE ON THE SAME PLANET WHERE ANY CHARRED REMAINS OF THESE FILTHY DUNG HEAPS RESIDE?!

[@koisj8310]

@@tweetsietom7376 You can cuss on the internet tommy

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@tweetsietom7376 Why Do You Type Like This

[@ABR11hour]

Ghosts n Goblins AVGN Tip #1: "Get the knife" Planet of the Apes AVGN Tip #1: "Don't get the knife" Okay. Got it

[@fearlessflyer03]

This made me laugh so hard!

[@grimTales1]

LOL that really made me laugh :D

[@handsomebrick]

Get the knife in Ghosts 'n' Goblins, but don't get the knife in Apes 'n' Astronauts.

[@LeakyCougar]

Friday the 13th AVGN Tip #1 "Get the knife" :P

[@SonicSkychaser]

ABR11hour Makes sense to me

[@bigtimetimmyjim6486]

I love the callback to the fact that AVGN actually enjoyed the "Bible Buffet" game.

[@aplasticsoldier9130]

Mc Lovin neat

[@Musicradio77Network]

"Bible Buffet" is a good unlicensed game. It has a board game kinda like "Anticipation" and stages are good. I used to played it on my emulator.

[@Reoko77]

MTN Productions its "spiritual successor" (no pun intended i think...) is spiritual warfare and its actually... *good.*

[@samvimes9510]

This game came out in 2001. You know what else came out that same year? Final Fantasy X, Metal Gear Solid 2, Jak and Daxter, and Halo: Combat Evolved. Let that sink in.

[@skullhammer9899]

And *GRAND* *THEFT* *AUTO* *III*

[@scav3167]

Sonic Adventure 2 aswell.

[@johntumahab323]

The fact it was a movie adaptation that also came out on GBA is all one needs to know.

[@hype_time_gameplay4933]

David Nash Spider-Man 2

[@seereebee]

Sam Vimes And Super Smash Bros. Melee

[@southbeachtalent]

When nerd collapsed in Washington I really thought Pepsi Man was going to be president

[@yoranger8349]

southbeachtalent we all did PEPSI MAN

[@Entropy3ko]

Pepsiman is the current president :D

[@davesmith5260]

No way. I knew it was jekyl based off the Lincoln monument and his unwavering hatred of the game

[@snappycenter7863]

@@berbobloo No Pepsi Man's the current President pandering to Winnie the Pooh.

[@danthompson5797]

That would have actually been better

[@vinesauce]

Dear god...

[@xenuseditefs7749]

I can't help but wonder what this game would be like on one of your corruption streams.

[@ronindebeatrice]

vinesauce Binyot!

[@user-td3uj8is5i]

vinesauce where

[@XradicalD]

y u here with babi gaimz and not playin shut gaems

[@MrTheil]

Heyy it's Vinny

[@Halo3machenima]

The reason why PS1 games have that weird texture warping is because it wasn't a 3d console. Sure the PS1 could handle 3d geometry, but it didn't RENDER in 3d. It took the polygons of 3d models and projected them onto a 2d screen space. It then performed linear interpolation on the texture coordinates. This technique is called "Affine Texture Mapping". It is very much like "mode 7" graphics on the SNES, but with polygons instead of 2d backgrounds.

[@Demonanimator]

Nightshade Well that explains why i even find texture warping in Doom and Doom 2 for Gameboy Advance. It also being a 32 bit system.

[@ImaginaryHuman072889]

that's interesting, because I can think of several PS1 games (e.g. the Spyro trilogy) that worked fairly well in 3D

[@TheDipset1233]

very interesting

[@dy1nbryan]

Nightshade I definitely knew that

[@killablackmambakbm7593]

Never knew this. Always wondered why ps1 games looked distorted. Was n64 a 3d console?

[@LockeRobsta]

As soon as he crashed at the Lincoln Memorial I was thinking "Please be Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde". You never disappoint, Nerd.

[@diomedesx2535]

The most impressive thing to me is how AVGN seems to own thousands of games, including a lot of rare ones in what appear to be original boxes. Throw in all of the vintage consoles and I'd wager that collection is probably 10s of thousands

[@facundomoralesdiorio3802]

It depends, not all games are in perfect condition but they do work

[@cineMADvocate]

@@facundomoralesdiorio3802 wow way to contribute.

[@josephscancella2991]

whats also impressive is he kept bible buffet

[@michaelrapaport4494]

James Rolfe is a millionaire.

[@danstout9401]

@@michaelrapaport4494 now he is, but back when the show started, and KZbin really wasn’t paying people anything it’s amazing that he amassed such a collection before he really made money

[@bluescluessuperagent]

I just have one thing to say to the nerd........"Where did you learn to fly?"

[@DaddysFlipside]

The Rare Nintenduo Where did you learn to not get a reference?!

[@escaflowne33055]

oh man, when he hit the asteroid...it would've been perfect to have heard that!!

[@bluescluessuperagent]

exactly what I was thinking

[@Krayor]

Obviously from playing Top Gun

[@benstaunton1437]

bluescluessuperagent on Uranus

[@alphapolimeris]

Cheesy special effects. Epic movie references. Very creative ideas in the ending. Now THAT, is a fantastic episode !

[@Kurachi84]

as if its like they took it from AVGN movie, and made it a series ..... what? happened a lot before, only here it was better than most others

[@KolonnaVox]

alphapolimeris was the ending scene at the statue a reference to some movie?

[@alphapolimeris]

Most of the ending (and video actually) draws a parallel with other planet of the apes movies, yes. Which one is the statue taken from ? I admit I am a bit fuzzy on that. I '' think '' it's from the remake the playstation game is taken from.

[@MrDekonu]

Its not a creative ending is a homage to the original ending of the movie.

[@alphapolimeris]

The ending is not creative, but the shots in are. E.T. Piz tower and superman wheel were hilarious.

[@dashiethebunny]

"I'm gonna throw out all my shitty games!" *holds onto Bible Buffet*

[@kwc0435]

g33k_ d4sh is that a good game?

[@dashiethebunny]

Didn't you see his Bible Games Special?

[@angrytrifrocenerd1505]

He said he kinda liked it even though it's definitely weird as fuck

[@Avalon64]

actually i think he ended up playing that game with pat the nes punk in a series of nes board games and they actually had a bit of fun with it, because the game they were intending to play battleship for the nes was only one player

[@khazix4833]

No it doesn't

[@TheNightOcelot]

Damn this guy actually has done a hell lot of work with his spaceship and monkey scene. Most youtubers would not push it this far. Keep up mate, you have our support! =)

[@obama8401]

proof that james is better than doug

[@HandheldGamer1991]

I didnt see his videos in my recommendation in years i wonder what he is doing nowadays

[@sneakysnake7695]

Both James and Doug make shlock only difference is James makes purposely cheesy schlock with effort and is basically a homage to B Movies and Doug makes actual braindead schlock

[@ryhanzfx1641]

@@sneakysnake7695 Doug who?

[@sneakysnake7695]

@@ryhanzfx1641 Doug Walker, the Nostalgia Critic

[@solarwinds5114]

Ghosts n Goblins: "GET THE KNIFE" Planet of the Apes: "DON'T GET THE KNIFE"

[@LeakyCougar]

Friday the 13th "GET THE KNIFE!"

[@johnm5147]

give him the stick, DONT GIVE THE STICK...

[@yellowflash0043]

LOL

[@ToyGuruMan]

Joe Smith are you our dad??

[@tigertim620]

Castlevania: Don't get the knife.

[@h.u.n.k493]

*Planet of the Ass*

[@halfhawk718]

Munky fuck.

[@grantcorbett920]

I've come to bargain.

[@dolf6222]

Dormammu Nice, a planet with millions of sweet, tight and cute asses

[@bernardo4723]

Fsi gieoclf

[@Nyck-Dee]

DORMAMMU, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!

[@A_Player]

"I've got three tips: 1. Don't get the knife. 2. Don't get the knife. 3. Don't get the knife!" Amazing self-reference.

[@Musicradio77Network]

That must be from the "Ghosts 'N Goblins" episode.

[@tsundemon]

Best reference ever!

[@ThePirateprincess23]

A Player 69 it was the complete opposite of what he said about the knife being essential in the Friday The 13th episode. That game you needed it, but forget about getting this useless knife in the Planet of the Apes game- it is just as useless as the rock in Friday The 13th.

[@Samota0]

I was chuckling to myself going "Get the Knife."

[@EonsDarkLatios]

I was expecting him to say "Did I mention don't get the knife" like that GnB episode

[@michaelauberry1564]

9:22 one of my favorite Nerd quotes ever, always cracks me up

[@nonbinary_ganin5747]

He's the angry...video game...FUCK 0:05

[@thekingofcucumbers4059]

Ground Gladiator Yes

[@TheiMACulate]

"The camera angles--oh boy, we've been here before. You already know the deal, and the deal keeps getting worse all the time." That line killed me

[@spartankongcountry6799]

Tron legacy

[@brdwthacgr2699]

its star wars you fucking idiot not tron

[@spartankongcountry6799]

No. Tron legacy.

[@janisterzaj]

Epic Star Wars reference. Made me smash the like button ASAP.

[@Michaelrandom27]

AVGN episodes: quality > quantity

[@MrMegaman0607]

"That's our lesson here."

[@j.94I726]

The Sonic 06 episode will forever be my favorite

[@j.94I726]

This one was great though

[@Dentenshi]

HAHAHAHHAHAH!!! You're serious arent you?

[@holy0damn]

maybe we could get more episodes if nerd starts to review 2000's era games? they're pretty old by now, and fresh material might be inspiring for more episodes

[@dechangeman]

One of my favourite reviews to date.

[@zguyofficial6206]

Oh hi

[@doomguy2979]

Mine as well

[@jaygooese4242]

Also clap clap sound effects when they walk

[@ShawnBlaque]

"It's only....2002 I guess they haven't invented steady walls yet" LOL I fuckin died

[@epicboomshine6595]

Well, what about circles? They're still here at least.

[@アリフィア]

You will be missed.

[@DwayneHicks426]

I spat my drink at the "LJN WOOD" sign.

[@Dragonfury3000]

DwayneHicks426 might be as well called that way these days

[@lutalivresarnoso5808]

Dragonfury3000 also called Ho-re-bwoot (drums)

[@jacobitewiseman3696]

Well yeah the movies are 👻 Buster's 2016, oceans 8, Star Wars, and Terminator.

[@TayR0C]

@@Dragonfury3000 SJWWood

[@Chantalan]

The super man through rings one got me ☠️

[@BitcoinMotorist]

You're Winner

[@jeffrieturner3850]

This game wasn't based on the remake, it was just being released around the same time as the remake. It's actually based on the novel, which is why characters like Zira and Zaius are in it.

[@GooseMcBruce]

"All im trying to do is climb a ladder" Somebody's never played a Valve game

[@andywavecl]

Goose McBruce true

[@jordanh6439]

Goose McBruce fucken A. I recently played through HL1 and the ladders pissed me off more than anything else.

[@Boltscrap]

The only good ladder in Half Life is the one just before the security guard who will open a gate for you if you kill the zombie behind him.

[@seggs556]

Climb up while holding A or D to climb up even faster. "Valve logic"

[@reservoirfrogs2177]

Goose McBruce The ladders in Half Life 1 make me want to fucking die

[@caliklepto1316]

My 3 tips for this game are 1. Don't play the game 2. Don't play the game 3. Don't play the game

[@jarlfenrir]

The third tip was unexpected

[@Mr.Spanglish_94]

Kenny Argus So....do I play the game??

[@piedfirecrest]

jarlfenrir Instructions unclear, jumped off the top of the Eiffel Tower.

[@tranz2deep]

Of July, Gallery?

[@mags3118]

lol

[@DorkKnight99]

I chuckled at "You Maniacs! You fucked it up!"... I laughed at "LJN Wood"... But at Superman flying through the Ferris Wheel ring... I stood up & slow-clapped, a single bittersweet tear rolling down my cheek.

[@escaflowne33055]

now that you mention it, I get it!! flying through rings XD...I kinda shut out Superman related games.

[@DorkKnight99]

I wish I could erase the memory of Superman 64. unfortunately, all the shrinks say it's not healthy to suppress a past rape.

[@DaddysFlipside]

The Dork Knight No, you didn't.

[@Dargonhuman]

The Superman gag was definitely the best one.

[@jaxonlocke598]

U now have 300 subs thanks to me

[@HollowNightWolfie]

It takes something special to stay this funny for 10+ years. Seriously, I laugh my ass off at every episode. Keep going nerd! ♥️👍🏻

[@Undefinedde]

Ikr 😂

[@ProtoMario]

10/10

[@matthewscala3828]

you're a few months late

[@vestadundee2676]

me all of us are

[@wang22]

Go away

[@gabefolco1888]

ProtoMario nice to see you here

[@sharakujr.khalil9043]

ProtoMario fancy seeing you here

[@TrevorTrolls]

The ending is world class.

[@Musicradio77Network]

SopranoPictures Yep, the ending is weird. Traveling to LJN Wood, the Virtual Boy on top of the Eiffel Tower, a billboard for "Big Rigs" and ends with a skull from an Abraham Lincoln statue. If Robin Leach would come out of his grave, he will do "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" where he can travel to LJN Wood and visit the world of LJN.

[@JohnnyTong215]

Robin Leach is still alive and he would definitely visit LJN wood and visit LJN's world!!!!!

[@TrevorTrolls]

Was very clever. I'd love a shitty low budget movie like he did in this video...apes etc.

[@lordgrendell]

SopranoPictures agreed. 💯💯💯

[@lordgrendell]

SopranoPictures did u see the AVGN movie?

[@AlphaRakamaTech]

"the only planet this game is from is Uranus". lol good one

[@fernandobanda5734]

Vilajeet Samom Oh, wow, you found the joke!

[@lunagacha6089]

*I know I should have turned left on Uranus*

[@ninjaturtlefan2003]

Wow. The ending made more sense than the one in the 2001 reboot. That's pretty sad when an internet reviewer can write a better story than the Hollywood professionals

[@sandorenckell5259]

Meta Ray the remake actually took its ending from the book (except the Aperaham Lincoln statue)

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

And an angry one at that

[@BIacklce]

Ape Lincoln was the greatest ending of all time

[@PC_Simo]

That’s, why they’re *HOLLYWOOD* ”professionals”.

[@TheSultan1470]

What

[@RoyalRoseTrue]

This is one of the Cleverest Nerd Episodes I have ever seen. Good Work with the Props!

[@TheDen-ec9xe]

Pffffffft No. It's....okay. But just because he threw a few callbacks, doesnt make it good.

[@mr.mister603]

Mischievous Yroo its good m8

[@fearlessflyer03]

The last 4 episodes have been pure GOLD. I could care less if there are such big gaps in between nerd episodes, but the quality just keeps getting better, and right when you think he has calmed down a bit, you get this. Bravo!

[@steveroberts1938]

I agree. I just hope they keep going :)

[@xFluing]

couldn't* care less

[@ConstantinosE]

Fuck you and fuck the last 4 shity episodes! Horrible compared to the old avgn

[@peliparado94]

This guy's been doing this for years, you can notice his passion for filmmaking in every one of his works. I started watching him when I was around 12, back when he was the Angry Nintendo Nerd with the Ninja Turtles and Castlevania 2. Those were good ol days, and some of us grew watching this guy, and I think his latest videos are as good as ever.

[@peliparado94]

He's kinda the father of youtubers

[@SuperAnimefan123]

These videos got me through school and growing up. Years later it still does ☺️thank you

[@stealmil]

The tumbnail IS an epic même 10/10

[@ZantetsukenGilgamesh]

You are still in school?

[@SuperAnimefan123]

Trafalgar Law college 😂😊

[@PetProjects2011]

Comments like these make me stop and remember that AVGN has been going on for 13 years.

[@Rnt911]

raptorjp4 yes, he's growing up to the sides

[@mogan4534]

I think my favorite thing in this whole video is that James kept Bible Buffet. A masterpiece.

[@RedDeadJerry7]

Yes, there's Wi-Fi in this planet... xD

[@Rifky809]

well that's convenient!

[@estebansilva1071]

😂😂

[@BleakVision]

"Have you ever seen a game in which the walls warp?" Yeah, like every other 3d PS1 game ever made!

[@oldenvye6432]

The moving walls glitch is something that PS1 games suffer from but it's usually not that bad.

[@petrrieger2680]

it is fault of ps1 hw and how it proces polygons

[@michaelgay7289]

oldenvye6432 it’s funny because roblox has the same problem but with the terrain

[@bastardjustice]

That's where RE games shine. They used pre rendered backgrounds.

[@DOSkywalkR]

Yeah it's surprising he didn't seem to know that, I never had or even touched a PS1 and know that was a thing with many games

[@pepijn23]

It happens in Alien Trilogy.

[@OriasX]

Me: *picks up food from floor in 2.96 seconds* Bacteria: 9:06

[@snorrelarsen7500]

The ending was legendary, thank you so much James!!!!

[@fotakatos]

Damn, I was almost sure that Abraham Lincoln would be replaced by Fred Fuchs.

[@Burn_Angel]

Nope, there's no picture of Fred Fuchs.

[@norbertpribusz5266]

Or Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic)

[@Bauglir100]

@@Burn_Angel Until now, that is! XD

[@AFanOfCinema]

Norbert Pribusz Nah. He needs to be forgotten.

[@mislavgrosinic5584]

Same

[@redmist_0541]

I can't believe the nerd is still making vids. I just got to say your a trooper James it's been over 10 years👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@TheGameDisplay]

Have you seen his tenth anniversary Mega Man video? It was really good! Definitely a treat for anyone who has been watching him for a long time. :)

[@UnicornsNeedLove2]

you're*

[@quickclaw240]

The ending is a parody masterpiece.

[@Lyes69]

its why this series is still happening

[@elneutrino90]

If anyone is interested the walls are moving because the ps1 processor was based in integer arithmetic instead of floating point, so they could not represent numbers with a point! So every time the player sees something in an angle that should have one the number rounds up to the nearest integer, that's why movement is so strange in ps1 games or why sometimes static things appear to move

[@PaulFarrerMusic]

I would just like to say I appreciate this information. I recall Tenchu having the same issue,

[@plutterton]

Everyone vote this up so the nerd sees it. Came here to say the same thing. ALL PSX games did this.

[@watmelberry]

I remember seeing this a lot in Croc and Croc 2.

[@plutterton]

Because it's present in ALL PSX games. There was is no way around it.

[@johnj.johnsonjr.8550]

PropellerBusted not true

[@Brunoki22]

I love how these avgn episodes just take some time to appear and when they do, it's like christmas every time!

[@AJandKTGaming]

So amped! We caught the sneaky "new AVGN next week" in the description of the meditation video and were waiting patiently. So worth the wait! Awesome episode as usual!

[@mrgamingclerk]

I remember when this episode was new, how is it five years ago now? 😅

[@mrockinz]

guess what?

[@hekter2364]

When he died after turning the heat valve and consuming whatever that shit was I fucking lost it LOL

[@Nataz06]

Hek Ter lol, me too.

[@TheNobleShade]

Don't get the knife. The exact opposite of Ghosts 'n Goblins.

[@ClevelandRock]

And Friday the 13th. "Gotta get the knife. *It's mandatory.*" -AVGN

[@MrPathorn]

Also true in the Recent Friday the 13th game too.

[@xbon1]

Here, have a disLIKE. Hope it makes you feel better.

[@hakemon]

The texture warping issue happens on a lot of PlayStation games, though programs usually do their best to hide it. It has to do with the fact that the PlayStation can't work with floating point numbers, and only integers, so you get this fucked up effect.

[@ryantimony6692]

Michael MacEachern this.

[@EgonOlsen71]

Michael MacEachern Not exactly. It's actually because the PS1 has no perspective correction for textures, it's using simple affine texture mapping like very early software renderers in the PC.

[@patlefofort]

In addition, it didn't have perspective-correct texture mapping and z-buffering, which lead to texture not being mapped correctly and bad triangles.clipping.

[@nintendo1889x]

It's due to lack of perspective correction, subpixel precision, no proper handling of the z-buffer, yeah, the GTE wasn't all that great.

[@nintendo1889x]

And yet the N64 had no issues with these, the PSX could've had it.

[@Pauldjreadman]

The video is better than the game.

[@tashiba03]

Truer words have never been spoken lol

[@theshotmeister2639]

Not a tricky task my friend

[@supermariofan03]

And the movie.

[@theM4R4T]

This game is good 😤

[@nthgth]

That's kind of the point of every AVGN video

[@dlamb222]

James should continue doing PS1 games. Plenty of shitty games who haven't aged well there.

[@RuairiOTuathail]

Aaron N agree! many nes games even look better:)

[@drakonolus7922]

Agreed

[@Clay3613]

It has a lot of shit because the system was so popular, same with many consoles really.

[@Zinfidel1]

+A2Z83 Yep. 3D game design had to go through some awful growing pains to get where we are now. That era definitely included the PS1. Even though I love the PS1 library for its eclectic releases (I LOVE PS1 JRPGs) many of those titles don't hold up. I can usually look past the flaws of the era though. However, for every Metal Gear Solid, there is a truckload of shite standing in its wake.

[@genericyoutubeprofilename6670]

VixXstazosJOB i alway find that games that don't try to look realistic offten times age better

[@iceman4382]

And that is why AVGN is the king of the internet.

[@TumericShigaraki]

Ice Man No, that'd be Pewdiepie.

[@richiesahlin6409]

Arinator MK2 NO! NONE OF THAT! SHAME ON YOU!

[@russellbrown6888]

Without AVGN, would we even have Pewdiepie? Or any of the other popular gaming channels?

[@HermitMoth]

I just reported you, Arinator MK2

[@Karmy.]

Arinator MK2 get the fuck outta here

[@KysterPSY]

Still love this fuckin' series. :) I don't mind if you drop episodes rarely, just never stop doing it! AVGN is timeless. :)

[@alfredorivera7013]

KysterPSY he uploads avgn every 3 months

[@dr6559]

Alfredo Rivera Now we have an exception.

[@justinmcfarland5226]

"What is this!? King Kung Fu? ". I'm dying 😂 lmao

[@BrandyArts]

Boy, I sure love watching me some Angry Video Game Fuck.

[@FernandoPereira-uy9gw]

Gotta love that Ghost and Goblins episode reference: 1. Don't get the Knife 2. Don't get the knife 3. Don't get the knife Thanks for another ep!

[@Still_keem]

One of my new favorite nerd episodes 😂

[@diegodiaz1834]

9:23 Can I get through this game without being a hazard to myself? Very funny moment in this episode.

[@chicosuavae6764]

yeah, there's Wi-Fi on this planet. lmao

[@dabradguy]

This is every "realistic" playstation game.

[@ThreeDaysOfDan]

Mgs wasn't like that .

[@aimfuldrifter]

Brad - no, it's not, and even the "sarcasm" was weak :D

[@crashpal]

Classic Tank Controls Tomb Raider had better gameplay than this shit

[@user-crane]

ThreeDaysOfDan but in mgs was moving walls (at least they don't move THAT much)

[@frtard]

As great as it was, MGS had graphical glitches too... it's just the system.

[@OfficialNinjaSkillz]

This series still has the same charm since the start and i love that.

[@bryanstarlord7422]

OfficialNinjaSkillz we need board James back

[@Azurefistify]

Is board James still in jail for killing his friends because they wouldn't play with him? Or did he get out... I miss board James.

[@jamesmcjimsey4471]

oh thank you! 😃😃😃😃😃

[@seereebee]

IT WAS THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!

[@reservoirfrogs2177]

OfficialNinjaSkillz It really does, James still puts heart and love into it, that's why

[@ozmond]

This is such a gem of an episode. Love the special effects and love the writing

[@wisgarus]

"He's the angry video game..... FUCK!!!!!!!!"

[@ActRuNeo]

"The only planet where this game came from is Uranus!"

[@ewkak.8470]

RussianNeo so he's on Uranus?

[@nemrcomedy]

The people behind this game went on to bigger games with Mass Effect Andromeda being their latest masterpiece

[@ZackExplorer28]

is that true?

[@Illoosion]

Zack Wolf-Fox I just looked it up, and no, it's not true. I guess the joke was that Andromeda is bad.

[@marcohidalgo1101]

Also can't believe this came out the same year as Splinter Cell (although the latter came out in November of that year on the Original Xbox) and both were developed by Ubisoft. Oh the irony!

[@OpiumBirdWins]

Gary Wilson That game was horrible, like the last 2 Mass Effect games.

[@nemrcomedy]

If anyone thinks I was saying Andromeda is a masterpiece was anything but sarcastic, I am sorry to disappoint you, that game was atrocious. It was so bad it made Mass Effect 3 look goo- actually no. Mass Effect 3 is more than a bad game, it's an affront to the men and women who have endured berating parents for years and years, constantly telling them they're throwing their lives away, endlessly grounding punishing and taking away their console, as these very men and women poured the blood and sweat in tears into a medium that betrayed them.

[@CommandoKnight200]

10:31 "Somebody come in and watch me die!" 😂😂😂

[@egoleo6693]

I thought Abraham Lincoln was gonna be Fred Fuchs

[@handsomebrick]

I thought it would be the Nerd.

[@bulloguin]

I've thought it would be Diddy Kong!

[@dynastylobster8957]

I thought it would be super mecha death christ

[@HappyAnimaidManager]

I thought so too, but then again I'm not disappointed.

[@truepixelgamer8779]

I thought it would be Bugs fucking Bunny!

[@ryderup]

Can name alot of games where the walls are moving... pretty much all PSX games. Haha.

[@1JAM229]

ryderup Exactly!

[@ryderup]

Why stir up a console war about 20 year old consoles in the comments of a youtube video? Playstations lack of/problems with perspective correction has nothing to do with the N64 (which had it). :)

[@ryderup]

PlayStation (console), commonly abbreviated as "PS", "PS1" or "PSX" Grew up with it being called the PSX and it was also abbreviated as PSX in magazines.

[@saratov99]

anarchyisneato Yet PS outsold N64 3 to 1. I guess some people just don't like games made for children.

[@nicogarciaelautentico]

saratov99 like crash or spyro?

[@MrKINETTIC]

the ending was amazing 10/10

[@totobitzgaming1632]

Don’t watch AVGN while drinking or eating TRUST ME DON’T do it I’VE TRIED IT sneeze out hot soup 😤

[@MHMistol]

Done it many times and I came out just fine

[@valynekrinuz313]

Since your starting on PS1 games, here's one you could review: Batman & Robin

[@coltonandjen]

Is that a Homestuck troll?

[@riclops17]

It was a good game

[@Marvin_Ave]

@@riclops17 no

[@MattRevs]

3:30 Those cocunuts were carried by an African swallow during migration.

[@CassandraPantaristi]

Coconuts on a weird planet? ALIENS!

[@SebGigl]

African swallows are non-migratory !

[@kirby3334]

MattRevs "how can a 3 ounce bird carry a 5 lbs coconut"?

[@uubrmanx]

The jittery walls was a quirk with the PS1 itself, not the game, which developers frequently had to work around. But missing textures on the other hand...

[@tomjackson6077]

9:05 I love it when The Nerd reacts like that and just doesn’t say anything

[@trains2360]

Ghosts and goblins: get the knife. Planet of the apes: don't get the knife

[@theelementalphoenix5549]

Times really have changed

[@tadeuferreira4059]

And to think tha 'kinife'' in Ghots 'n Goblins was a sword actually, LOL!

[@Noname-ut1ye]

Until you have to grip the shield later on.

[@RuggedCoyote69]

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

[@johannderjager4146]

Sabaton fans aren't very common, which is a shame. Glad you're one of them.

[@RelaxBacteria]

''LJN WOOD'' killed me.

[@saraann953]

The Statue of Liberty wearing the Power Glove and the Eiffel Virtual Boy cracked me up.

[@daninudo1989]

Sorry, with my English. I´m from Spain and I Love your videos de AVGn. I have petitions: -Fantastic Four (Sony Playstation) N -Gage Dragon Ball VideoGames Tomb Raider: Angels of the Darkness (Playstation 2) Bomberman:Act Zero (XBox 360) Pepsiman (Sony Playstation) Alone In The Dark (2008)+ Alone In The Dark :inferno Thanks, you for reading

[@Nera-Red-93]

Daniel nuñez dominguez I like this list!

[@IanPlug]

Dbz games were badass

[@Doommaster677]

Ianishere I liked Budokai Tenkiachi 3 for PS2, but that was the only one I've played

[@tadeuferreira4059]

One brasilian youtuber that acts on the same line of the AVGN made an Pepsi man video... but your suggestions are all good, you know...

[@MADVILLAIN669]

Daniel nuñez dominguez Just use a fucking google translate, you FUUCK

[@giuseppemoneta706]

3:31 that Monty Python reference was absolute gold.

[@zaksaturday1693]

At the end, I was half expecting Ape-raham Lincoln.

[@kazaamoneal9816]

Zak Saturday or Killer Kong

[@AirBulletin]

that would of just been the ending of the actual movie

[@TheBigH]

Would HAVE*

[@dodgingthejamofajammydodge5298]

Abradolf Lincler?

[@dinoboy1153]

Zak Saturday yeah..but no...DOES THAT MEAN THAT DR.JEKYL AND MR. HYDE IS BACK!!??

[@the_echoYT]

The ending should've been the plot for the AVGN movie to be honest

[@JackSparrow-kj6gp]

The_Echo most underrated comment

[@TheBlueLink3]

Maybe he can use this plot for a sequel.

[@chrischaf]

I have no idea how you were invisioning that, but when I read what you wrote, I tried to imagine how that would work out. The image that sprang to mind was of The Nerd reaching the top of the stairs of the Lincoln Memorial, looking up at it with a look of bewildered horror on his face,; And then when the image pans around so the audience can see the object of his apparent shock and discust, we see that instead of Abraham Lincoln sitting at the throne... It's a statue of Cooper Folly. :O nnNNNNNOOOOOOOOOooOOoooOooo!!!...

[@t_man7259]

TheBlueLink3 he said he won't do another avgn movie

[@CovertOwl]

Somebody hire this person

[@DandyDNA]

As for "steady walls", every 3D PS1 game suffers from unsteady walls

[@claudespeed277]

Dandy_DNA true

[@uptonothin]

What is being described is what is known as affine texture warping. You're right about it's prevalence in 3D Playstation games due to the Playstation not being very capable of taking depth information in account when mapping textures to polygons.

[@besmegenis9545]

No

[@professordeportugadoyt113]

Dandy_DNA satan

[@atticushowle2571]

Uhhh FF7????

[@mr.jawbone6375]

5:50 LMFAO!!!! He’s right how can you block a knife!?!?!!

[@live4marilyn]

I would've kept Big Rigs and Hong Kong 97.

[@anonymouscontributor1520]

I’d keep the version that says “You’re Winner”, but get rid of the version that says “You Win”

[@aaronatkinson3050]

Why would you keep games that don't work and are boardings unplayable

[@buzzyduder3531]

@@aaronatkinson3050 yea

[@iceviking8280]

He certainly is entertaining, a pleasure to watch as always.

[@supermariofan03]

King Corder More so than a current Adam Sandler movie.

[@artfan101]

Ed Wood would approve of your flying saucer

[@junior214223]

"Oh my god, I was wrong! It was Earth all along!"

[@amanoj318]

"They finally made a monkey out of meeeee." :p Stuck in my head now, thanks a lot!

[@pianosnake7028]

I love how he still keeps it almost like the original. Minus the better video quality, but you know. This series is great

[@jakescartoons6045]

3:55 Actually, the majority of 3D Playstation games had this graphical glitch. This can even be seen in classic games such as Metal Gear Solid, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon. In fact, the same thing can happen with 3D Sega Saturn games. I don't know what causes it, but I think it has something to do with the limitations of the hardware. Also, Doom is actually a 2D game in design. Seriously. Look it up. It's actually quite interesting.

[@keithrichards8526]

Super Game Kid Productions He was joking about DOOM because warping walls like that would fit in with the hellish/horror motif. Like it's an effect they would have probably had in DOOM, considering a lot of wall textures were twisted looking and some had scrolling faces.

[@Nicholas_Steel]

The PS1 hardware uses integer values for determining the positions of visual assets, the lack of decimal places causes things to "snap" from position to position as the camera moves.

[@jakescartoons6045]

Nicholas Steel, thanks for the info. That sure is interesting.

[@Nicholas_Steel]

If the console could render at a much higher resolution (720p or higher) the effect would be significantly less visible.

[@TheIndever]

I love the little Brendon Fraser roast by James. Made me giggle. But also GREAT ending. I think AVGN should continue in the "video game takeover" of the world. It will bring new and strange atmosphere

[@marhansgamingchannel4732]

10:41 one of my favorite AVGN moments. 😂😂😂

[@ts.doctork]

yea there's wifi on this planet

[@michaelwilliams7140]

Nezumi Foxclaw Wait. How come just as I get to that part, I see this comment

[@VeggieGamer]

Definitely one of the best in a while! :D

[@phantomspaceman]

"Don't get the knife!" So it's the opposite of Ghost and Goblins.

[@MikeMassey1983]

Yes, that's the joke.

[@justmakethiswork]

One of the best. Rewatched a couple times. I really wish there was more AVGN content.