Player Scores 3 Own goals within 30 minutes !!

talk about having a bad day on the pitch .

[@jmachatch6696]

I appreciate her humility. Not once after a goal did she slide on her knees, tear off the jersey nor joins the others in celebration.

[@lorileon2816]

😂😂. Stop😂😂

[@johndonalite6207]

She shouldv did that

[@phroge9045]

It’s women’s soccer, there’s not gonna be any tearing of the jersey..

[@lxm2447]

@@phroge9045 lmaoo

[@ckk6664]

@@phroge9045 that’s sexist. Women have equal rights.

[@joshuat6124]

When I'm having a bad day, I watch this masterpiece and I'm reminded "at least i didn't score 3 consecutive own goals against my own country".

[@gujwdhufjijjpo9740]

She clearly did it intentionally

[@Andrew-vy2eh]

all in the 1st half

[@yossarianreborn2904]

I like how she used her face for the second goal. Pure talent.

[@yacobshelelshaddai4543]

😆😆😆

[@jurgenfrohwonne]

Because you‘re not a woman! Also: Why does the movement of running looks like shit when football women run? Wtf are they doing with their arms?

[@AravindSanthosh03]

"She Is The Toughest Opponent I Have Ever Faced" - New Zealand GoaKeeper

[@ytp3n]

U. S. goalkeeper

[@frankmurphyburr3598]

@@ytp3n I don't think you got the reverse sarcasm there lol

[@TrueFanGirlOfFootball]

Like De Gea vs Maguire

[@1q3er5]

lol this one actually made me laugh

[@theDancingDragonfly]

Harry Maguire: You haven't seen me then

[@JohnDoe-yp1jl]

Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s your day. Ruin it yourself.

[@AZ-rg3rf]

Wise words to live by 💯

[@HanginInSF]

😂😂😂

[@30pranaypawar17]

"Fine. I will do it myself." Aah energy.

[@30pranaypawar17]

Bro i would walk myself out after 2nd one. 💀

[@bernier42]

Goalie should have thought of that.

[@crzdog]

she's never give up, after score 2 own goals she goes for hat trick

[@vladimirkrezajovanovic4862]

Ahahahah Ahahahah Ahahahah Ahahahah, I am CRYINGGG you crazy fooooolll 🤣😂🤣💪💪💪👑👑👑

[@acts17apologeshit40]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA

[@amb999]

plot twist: a perfect hattrick , left , right foot & head

[@vihockeyguy1]

Nevertheless, she persisted

[@stardusttermina229]

Lol

[@user-ex2yt1pl6u]

Even the other team found it awkward to celebrate too hard after the third time.

[@sopyleecrypt6899]

Looked like they felt kinda bad for her. And no one wants to win just because the other team f*cked up so badly.

[@Some1The4Got10]

It's not the team, it's her.

[@sopyleecrypt6899]

@@Some1The4Got10 if you’re a part of the team, then whatever you do is part of the team.

[@CLearER16]

Why the hell anybody celebrates autogoals?

[@PS3DJ09]

All the USA players walked away like 😬😬😬😬

[@mrfld]

She’s so good two teams can’t stop her.

[@shulkonskyblockrwooosh3313]

lol that's a funny comment

[@paulburgess4954]

@@Querty563624?

[@iamwill737]

In the last one the opponent was like "I'll just pass the ball to THAT player", and wasn't disappointed.

[@Jacob99174]

😂😂😂

[@sebastianvoisard]

"A goal is a goal doesn't matter which side it's scored on" -Harry Maguire

[@1errep141]

An hat trick is an hat trick.

[@picasso3020]

Harry Maguire --- ROFL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@IdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkEvg]

Maguire found the right side of goal recently 😊

[@onlyapawn4371]

​@IdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkEvg I think he got muddled up lol he thought he was defending 😂😂😂

[@pharlap12]

This comment made me curious about how many own goals Maguire has scored. Turns out he's only scored ONE own goal in his entire career!

[@lukasdemyttenaere8467]

She unlocked an achievement even Haaland, Ronaldo or Messi never did during their career, that's truly unique and worth an applause 👏

[@TrainerAQ]

A hat trick own goal

[@maxpower252]

Haaland compared with Messi 😂

[@abc98114]

@@maxpower252 Who do you think is a better player?

[@ajm7611]

​@@abc98114currently? Haaland easy no doubt

[@LK-kf7if]

@@abc98114Mbappe, Pele, R9, Zidane, Inrahimovic, Klose there are many… and that were the strikeres i compared… lets not start with midfielders

[@hbilha]

- "Mom, the game ended 3-0, and I scored 3 goals." - "I'm so proud!! Great win, honey!" -" We didn't win". -" Wh...what?"

[@wokeaf1337]

"But dont worry mom, next time I score 4!"

[@mr.badman783]

😂😂

[@Footbal_supremacy]

​@@wokeaf1337No. Next time I will go in the kitchen.

[@fleatactical7390]

Yep, she was that one kid we all knew growing up who always ran in the wrong direction.

[@makadoxvsdk9530]

Mom:"I'm sorry honey you were adopted"

[@riteshrawat9238]

Respected by opponents and feared by teammates

[@xxyanlixx]

She deserves to be on the Guiness Records - fastest player to score hat trick in her own goal.

[@thomasjohannson8120]

Fastest? She is the only one to ever do it in ‘professional’ soccer

[@jetroladale8726]

@@thomasjohannson8120 so it's the fastest because it's the only one xDDD

[@rune-mma]

@@thomasjohannson8120 Dude really said soccer lmao

[@alphonse-josephdegbahou2906]

@@jetroladale8726 Your reading comprehension really sucks. Thomas Johannson is just saying that she is the only one. The only player scoring a hat-trick on her own side. Naming her the fastest would mean that there are others who did the same but at a slower pace.

[@jetroladale8726]

​@@alphonse-josephdegbahou2906 Lol first of all english is one of the tongue i know but it's not my mother tongue. In french you can say you are the faster if you are alone on what you're talking about. You judge my reading comprehension on one joke, because yes it was a joke. Answer to a joke 1st degree make you inteligent or the contrary ? At the end of the day you are on a cyber i'm on one of my high end PC, soooo i don't even know why i'm responding to you right now . xD

[@frchavez22]

Coach: “She already scored two own goals. What’s the worst that can happen?”

[@freecryptos]

She had a bet on the Americans for sure

[@arnoldsarkissian8757]

hard worker i see her everywhere ... left, right and center next job is on side line

[@domdz]

the opposite team should let her take the penalty,

[@eugenetswong]

Coach: "You've already done it twice. What's the worse that can happen? It'll average out, right?"

[@shadownin1188]

That last one was on purpose. She wanted that hat trick.

[@Awildjaapappeared]

I don't think you all realize how insane this is. A perfect hattrick, meaning no goals in between and within one half, in own goals.

[@alexandre3989]

Right foot, header, left foot. It doesn't get any better than this.

[@nesletchimaew9209]

placing the ball in the top left corner, next to the right post and right in the middle. Exquisite

[@JBroMCMXCI]

Happens all the time in women’s football

[@ready.set.sports]

Um axcstually thats not what a perfect hattrick is 👆🏾👆🏾🤓🤓

[@ready.set.sports]

It is NOT a perfect hat trick because she did Not score a header it came off her body last not hr head 🤓🤓👆🏾👆🏾

[@jcoxdj]

100% they deserve equal pay, this is more entertaining than the men’s games

[@ElGoogKO]

in this case she must pay her team's damages, the sponsors damages, etc

[@CraftAero]

Fer sure. Even though the winning team never scored a goal. Upper decks are completely empty (closed?) and the lowers are ~50% capacity. I'm sure family members and some other women players were watching on TV to boost the sweet sweet ratings and ad money.

[@cloudboy08]

Was it at the time of covid?

[@bennathan7353]

@@ElGoogKOI’m not sure, her sponsors would have gotten a lot of coverage from her performance. They might be happy

[@AbirChakraborty2004]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maiquanghuy8807]

0:03 She even signaled for the left winger to pass the ball in. 0:28 Burst of speed to score the header. Finally, 1:00 tapped it in effortlessly. Classy striker

[@irrevocablephantasm7225]

most underrated comment ever

[@Rumpael]

Amazaing Comment

[@budzion8800]

I cant stop laughing at her calling for it in the first one

[@meatspin.]

lmao too accurate. Now that makes it feel like she had some psychosis during those moments and thought she was on other team

[@pulisichhh]

At 0:03 I don't even know how she is trying to call for off-side when she is ahead of the player tf.

[@anshumansahu1087]

What a clinical striker. Amazing awareness.

[@David20092]

She showed footballer ia human too. I wish her all the best. Moore, do not worry the heters. You love football 🙂

[@steveburke7675]

Oh stop...she deserves Messi's contract.

[@thecrusader1673]

The type of awareness to be great at driving cars

[@justaguy2023]

​@@David20092Harry Maguire is human too but he never had a hat-trick of how goals.

[@David20092]

@@justaguy2023 Harry Maguire is the most expensive defender ever.

[@aureliomega3268]

3 goals in 35 minutes... that's incredible talent. Imagine how many she could score in a complete game!!!

[@TheCentennial4]

She's better than Ankara Messi

[@sidharthsingh7346]

@@TheCentennial4 LOOLLL💀 CLASSIC FEMINIST BE LIKE💀💀

[@rorycahoon99]

@@sidharthsingh7346it’s a joke

[@R9naldo]

@@sidharthsingh7346 indian

[@not_castlersyt9608]

are you acoustic@@sidharthsingh7346

[@CDG-PRODUCTIONS]

Omg it was the perfect hat-trick as well 😂 Head, left and right. You can't make up this kind of bad luck bless her, I wish I could give her a hug 🫂

[@gibiati8295]

Its hardly luck. Its incredible lack of talent. The first one unlucky sure, the 2nd one she isn't even moving fast yet can't put any control on the header at all and goes right at the goal - not even close to missing. This is just 0 talent. The last goal as well, its just not that fast of a ball to hit away with some control, but she simpy lacks the athleticism and talent to move quick enough or move the right way. Even the first one, as unlucky as it is, had she awareness of the pitch she'd know her teammates were in better position to handle that.

[@v_1d10_t]

​@@gibiati8295you may need to re-watch it. The second one goes off the American players head first and then hits her. Not her fault at all. Can't say the same for the third.

[@23desdfe345r2fd23f23]

Coach is a legend for letting this play out

[@joeroganpodfantasy42]

Yeah but normally you would think theres no point replacing her who is gonna make 2 owngoals its impossible. Ok 2 maybe is possible but 3 is never heard on history I am not gonna replace her. Oh shit , too late now ....

[@ohrightok9750]

I'd be coming out and saying i did it on purpose. I'd rather be a traitor than try and defend this horror show

[@heypistolero]

Agreed. The world would have never know what a striker Moore was if the coach didn't let her cook. And I mean this somewhat unironically too. This is legitimately the biggest highlight of her career, she should embrace it.

[@nnnnnn3647]

The coach cannot throw her out because he will be accused of chauvinism, lack of support, racism and exclusion.

[@dan-3268]

​@@nnnnnn3647true. Especially if she's is gay, he would be in big trouble.

[@theycallmejpj]

Perfect hat trick: left foot, right foot, and header.

[@akmal94ibrahim]

And all in the same half as well.

[@MutiKush]

and no goals in between them, an outstanding achievement really. Very hard to do.

[@henthust9784]

You know you are the best if you achieve something never achieved by both Messi and CR7....

[@andersforsman4289]

Was looking for these comments! It's kind of a Holy Grail Hat-trick (Perfect+Flawless), unfortunate in own goal 😁

[@JayVilla194]

😂😂😂😂

[@Jay-ki2iz]

She even had her hand up calling for the ball for the first one

[@dontsubscribethanks]

It’s a gesture used for calling the opposing team offside

[@silloweet]

@@dontsubscribethanks 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[@Jay-ki2iz]

​@@dontsubscribethanks What is your excuses for the second and third goals

[@rrandy8432]

with a top class finish no less. first time volley rocketed into the bottom corner. absolutely magnificent

[@vikrant4666]

She's a keeper 😂

[@IanPeon]

Her checking account had an extra large deposit recently.

[@debasishraychawdhuri]

I don't think so.

[@jphansen5299]

Well it’s womens soccer so nobody would give them any money anyway

[@solinho418]

Him saying "GOOOOOOOOOOAL" after each own goal makes its so much funnier LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@gunitinthehouse]

Hahahahah yeeessss

[@박순자-d1n]

lol~~~~~~~~

[@manuelb3525]

It kinda surprised me, since the commentator shouting gooooal is a common practice in south america, but not in Europe or in the USA. Nevertheless, as you said, it was quite funny

[@kburtsev]

To me it sounded like "NOOOOOOOOO", like he is truly sorry for her.

[@xN3vUr4H]

@@manuelb3525 fuck do you mean Spanish commentators are known for shouting at the top of their lungs and that’s the reason they’re the best commentators in the world. English commentators boring as hell

[@IAmTheStig32]

"Whether your team wins or loses isn't important. What truly matters is that you made that vital contribution to the outcome." - Harry Maguire

[@naughtyUphillboy]

[@naughtyUphillboy]

You own internet.

[@rizzorizzo2311]

“Fuck you officer! I’ll knock the fuck out of you ya twat! How’d you like that?!?” - Harry McGuire

[@frankjaeger1711]

⁠​⁠@@TheLightBringerXNo she’s a strong independent woman, she can do it herself.

[@kopuz.co.uk.]

She is obviously underpaid

[@heypistolero]

When NZ signed Meikayla Moore they thought that "playing for the other team" just meant she was gay.

[@stephen3654]

😂

[@brunnmgamadd]

underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ian-fm2xc]

She is now demanding a 10 million dollar football contract

[@teleportrobin]

I'm pretty sure she's actually gay though so she didn't lie.

[@gunkman_man]

almost too contrived but joke still landed well/10

[@Corusame]

At the end of the match the opposing team hold her up on their shoulders and celebrate. So wholesome 😊

[@heneganov]

That is an extremely rare perfect hatrick. Three consecutive goals uninterrupted, all in the same half, one off the left, one off the right, and one off the head.

[@senior_duck968]

Bro She believes Cup

[@plasmaastronaut]

one with left, one with the right, and one with the face. i think she had no concept of defending: her positioning, behaviour and reactions were that of a striker.

[@rotierender_lurch]

​@@plasmaastronautUS doesn't know how to play football.

[@Flunksqk]

​@@rotierender_lurchand you don't seem to know how to read a scoreboard

[@Shadow66090]

​@@FlunksqkWell, the US women did not score once 😅

[@sharkyh7327]

If this was in a movie, it would be too unbelievable, the fact that this is Also in the “she believes cup” is just crazy

[@Brandizzleizzle]

Woman moment

[@AQueenOfTheStoneAge]

The fact it is a perfect hat trick (right foot, header, left foot) as well just adds to the craziness.

[@GDNashit]

It's fucking rigged istg

[@romiarkan450]

The saying goes "you can't make this up"

[@cashmoney6935]

Woman's football in a nutshell

[@keving1198]

At first I thought it was just 3 own goals by the team...my jaw dropped when I realized it was the same player each time. lol

[@FranklyFarcical]

Yeah, same player. Like the title of the video says.

[@theaudacitychannel8478]

3 own goals in an entire 20-year career would be bad. She did it in 1 game.

[@heypistolero]

My coach would have pulled me after 1. Maaaybe 2 if we were still winning But in no reality would I have had the opportunity to score 3

[@xekind]

When you're good at what you do...

[@H.K.5]

@@FranklyFarcical Ever heard of clickbait?

[@SDA5up]

0:52 the USA girl literally missed a wide open header and had the audacity to celebrate like she scored 😂😂

[@Ultradude604]

No, she didn't! She was laughing! For a good reason.

[@Chadius_Thundercock]

@@Ultradude604 for got no business laughing after missing the header that badly💀 looks like a harry kane penalty

[@ma3stro681]

Shameless … 😂

[@FalsePips]

Scored a hat trick in 30 minutes on her OWN GOAL. Absolute legend

[@AutPen38]

It's actually a so-called "perfect hattrick" as well; one goal scored with the left foot, one with the right, and one with the head. Most strikers never even manage that during their careers.

[@jurgenfrohwonne]

Oh, you also watched the video? Congratulations!!! Without your comment I wouldn’t have been able to know what was going on! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@FalsePips]

@@jurgenfrohwonne no worries at all man, that’s why I commented it. I’m here for you

[@jamesgoodman3705]

@@jurgenfrohwonnerelax bro

[@BadUsernameKing]

​@@AutPen38 2nd goal she scored with her body/chest area, not head though so sadly not

[@TheDeepExplorer1]

“Confuse your enemies” - The Art Of War.

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

“Beat yourself. Make sure you lose.” - George Patton

[@upc.barcodes83]

Beat yourself before anyone gets to beat you.

[@Cynane27]

"Kick the ball in the net". - Ronaldo

[@FerrariF108]

“I hate quotes” - me

[@nathant7437]

Pretty sure this confused everyone, especially her parents that paid for her practice sessions.

[@noneofyourbusiness3288]

I love how the goal-keeper just looks at her like "are you serious ... again?"

[@christopherwellman2364]

Those goals are actually recorded in the goalie's stats, too.

[@yevtushenka]

"I should've done at least one of them myself" 😂

[@catchy_tune]

Must have been miserable

[@SpectralizerYT]

1st goal she even raised her hand to pass it to her :)

[@user-er9wm8so1c]

hahahahaha :)))

[@lydon5595]

Imagine an Oscar-bait documentary film on this. First we see her training as child, chasing the dream. She grows up, and prepares for the big match. The match starts. We see the first own goal. Tragedy. Then when nobody expects, a second own goal. All hope seems to lost. The team is on the brink of collapse, but a great motivational speach happens. We can do this. Then she scores a freakin third own goal. The end.

[@Hereford1642]

The sequel... Our heroine is retired in a small town keeping her head down. Changed her name, possibly her sex, possibly alcoholic. when one day the national coach appears - 'We need you. There is nobody else we can turn to. All the other defenders in the world have died of a strange defender disease.' She/he refuses but a small child reminds her/him that he/she told them never to give up on your dream. Dry out and training montage to inspirational music. The big game... Ten minutes in the opponents (Russia probably) are on the attack and cross low and hard...

[@Lewlew97]

Just like the plot of that Futurama baseball episode where Leela is a pitcher and all she can throw are shots that injure the batters.

[@arunraju9705]

"fin"

[@danielmihet5513]

I'M in tears... 🤣🤣🤣

[@eliseuhackbarth7003]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@9ballalex]

You can't be defeated by your enemy if you defeat yourself first - Sun Tzu

[@arnoldronald3044]

😂

[@markpattison6031]

So I think it’s amazing how she got hold of the NZ jersey and they didn’t notice. Amazing strategy.

[@secondchance6603]

She should have been awarded player of the tournament.

[@heypistolero]

What makes it better is there were special 1 on 1 interviews with her before where they talked her up. Rightly so!

[@Astrophilia1177]

What an inspiration! She turned the whole game around!

[@jaetrnn6000]

At the third shot, you'd think the US probably just straight up passed her the ball knowing she'll score.

[@robertmusil1107]

She's probably US top scorer at that point.

[@gilangilmawan5689]

"goal is goal, no matter which side" -new zealand player

[@crispi94]

Hahaha

[@nikola2024]

*women players

[@3DInnovations70]

*Maguire

[@TrueFanGirlOfFootball]

Maguire

[@irrationallynegative]

They should move her from defender to centre forward, possibly for the other team. She has real talent.

[@shortcat]

This makes me think, maybe she was a forward through her whole career and was suddenly moved to defense for this match?

[@_McCormickProductions]

​@@shortcat no she was always defender

[@artv.9989]

It would be funny if at the end she took her t-shirt off and beneath was the t-shirt of the opposing team all along

[@vivektam]

Her strengths lie in the fake defence ploy only. We dont know if she could score own goals from the middle of the ground yet.

[@notrhythm]

she needs to defend for the other team

[@Case16710]

A perfect hat trick too. Right foot, header, left foot. Truly amazing.

[@MrJonny2324]

I don't mean to be pedantic, but it was more of a facer than a header. 😂

[@Lyfemaxxing]

Nice shot! Nice shot! Nice shot! Chat disabled for 2 seconds. What a save!

[@avimayo1648]

underrated comment

[@ncyber]

More like: What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat is disabled for 4 seconds.

[@bransonS]

This is Rocket League! This is Rocket League! This is Rocket League! _Xx_Ttv_TrashTm8_RLxX left the game.

[@Rick-of6gx]

Her last one would definitely be "great clear"!

[@MGM261]

Lol. Didnt expect rocket league comments

[@aadilkazi7094]

Harry Maguire: ''Teach Me Master''

[@ebhole]

ahaahahahahahahahah

[@jfinchi]

Hahahaha

[@patrickjacobsen7805]

You beat me to this comment.

[@mumenraider]

Don't let Harry Maguire to see this video. Now he is just assisting, he will start to score goals in his own post.

[@zwen3763]

@@mumenraider Bruh he just did. He's definitely been using KZbin to learn football and he found this shit.

[@mdavid32]

3 own goals is an Asshat trick. Legendary.

[@iQuack]

Born to score goals, forced to play defence

[@GigaCraft-420]

Team USA was so in awe of her interior talent that they just kept giving her the ball

[@jonahlynx94]

They legit passed her the ball lmao

[@alias2908]

😂😂😂

[@panh91]

After her first score they knew she’s an absolute sniper

[@Geoflo10]

All jokes aside, you rarely see a perfect hat trick (right foot, header, left foot ) 👏

[@andresgallego5727]

That was more like a "facer"

[@jmpetersson]

@@andresgallego5727 since when is the face not part of your head 🤕😁

[@andresgallego5727]

@@jmpetersson Just trying to be a bit more specific, besides it sounds funnier.

[@S0ulinth3machin3]

@@andresgallego5727 it’s more accurate to cal it a “facial”

[@panda4247]

​@@S0ulinth3machin3if you want to go there, you could add that... she blew it 3 times. with both her limbs and a facial...

[@muhibarfin]

It doesn't matter if In the eyes of the world you are bad player... But in the eyes of maguire, you are a legend!!!

[@benjaminmorris4962]

The way he says "goal" makes this 1000% better 😂 Also, each own goal seemed to get more deliberate 😂

[@tulbanhawk]

the third one was definitely aight fuck it :D

[@TheGlovener1985]

who's he trying to be a south american commentator lols 😂

[@zarrowthehorse]

Ngol

[@da-p6814]

lmfao

[@ihatetheinternetitsawesome3578]

ngoooooooooooooooooooal

[@MarMaxGaming]

How is this possible?! I remember as a defender having an own goal in 8th grade and it scarred me forever, never happened in high school or college… 3 in the same game as a “pro”. What the heck!

[@Adam-gd3bs]

Something is off about it

[@professorx3060]

Rumours say she got to the next game in a new car

[@Fools_Requiem]

suuuuper unlucky

[@davidteer80]

How many Hat Tricks do you have????

[@00Kuja00]

Perfect hat trick as well, right and left foot and head. :P

[@Jd12812]

I don’t understand why women don’t get paid more.. a hatrick in 30 mins, what a player 👍🏻

[@doublesunday1268]

A true athlete. Just as strong as those dumb men. 😅

[@Trqize]

I dont even know on what basis they get paid anything. There are so many guys much better who never got to make a dollar out of it. Last time i watched a "top" female football game was when i was around 12 years old ...maybe 13, and i thought " wtf, im better than most of them".

[@RaijaRontto]

@@Trqize Well, men can now just say they are women and play, so soon women's leagues and tournaments are full of b-tier and retired men.

[@ElGoogKO]

her skill is so far out there... is like from a inverted parralel universe

[@DwynTwo]

​@@Trqize....there's also many male players who don't get paid despite the fact that they might be able to do better than some professionals. "Female athletes don't deserve to get paid" is an insane take.

[@realbizarrevidz]

"I got a hat-trick.. it's all that matters." -usa no.5 jersey player

[@tangoc2]

If I am New Zealand coach, I will turn her to play FW in the next game. She has great potential.

[@ramezal-khalaf9834]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thedukeofyewaland]

Fact!

[@ekremgokhan5070]

Right man

[@Luxemburgo_6075]

what"s Fw?

[@tangoc2]

@@Luxemburgo_6075 Forward

[@roccorodriguez6653]

I have to admit, this is some of the best women’s soccer I’ve ever seen

[@alecedgerly1277]

Savage yet truthful 🤣🤣

[@valuetraveler2026]

it does not get much better than this

[@IchBinKarotte]

Football

[@roccorodriguez6653]

@@IchBinKarotte although there may have been balls on the pitch I didn’t see any…

[@tafokl5142]

She gonna end up to be the TOP SCORER of the tournament 👏🏻😂

[@stevemarce1988]

Golden Boot! ⚽️ 🥅 🏆 💥 😭🤣😂

[@darishore814]

Not golden but guilt foot award

[@rabidlenny7221]

The third goal there’s no US player there, she’s like… where is she? Our best teammate? Oh there she is, lemme bank an assist right now

[@bullfrogboss8008]

If I saw it in Hollywood, I'd complain about it being overly unrealistic

[@elite5220]

After the first goal, she was starting to believe

[@VideozForFun]

After all it's called the She Believes Cup

[@kirkoloft6691]

After the 3rd goal, she had finished on New Zealand’s face

[@ashleighmackenzie8670]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@CudiOumBeze]

What a science of placement always in the good place at the right moment. Legendary striker

[@Sakaaruser22]

Lewandoski 5 goals in 9 minutes

[@jonahweinshenker]

That third one looked deliberate like she said “f’ it. Why not?” 😂

[@nadhees101]

" And when it rains , it pours " lol The commentator is the real MVP

[@Azubjourni]

Fr that line was cold

[@Jake.Wright.Old.]

They’re all solid finishes in fairness 😂

[@haleegoeppner987]

for real.. if they were on the other side of the field they would've been damn amazing goals lmao

[@sandman1347]

Solid? They were clinical.

[@Erinw2016]

On a positive note, more touches than Lukaku had in the 1st half against Palace

[@nikchelseafan8556]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@Maximustard]

🤣

[@ignacyleskiewicz9112]

XDDDDD

[@Nimsan]

If they didn't sub her she would keep scoring a goal every 10 minutes. Absolute goal machine

[@shairis2007]

should have make her as FW.. she would be a perfect striker.. just act like defender but in the opposite half lol

[@zada4a]

She even raised her hand for the pass in the first goal, she was definitely confused about the rules, someone put that girl as striker, she is the best

[@honestuser2066]

💯 00:23

[@illustrious1]

Hahaha you're right, they should have moved her into the striker position and asked her to defend the US goal. 😅

[@scottrobertson2797]

Totally unfair when it’s 12 vs 10 players!

[@stevenhun9580]

It's not even a hat-trick, but a perfect hat-trick. Right leg, header, left leg. Awesome.

[@lyntonryan4766]

Womens football is the best comedy I've ever watched 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 BRILLIANT !!!!!

[@Freethinkingtheist77]

I genuinely feel bad for laughing- this must have been devastating for her. And yet... when that third goal went in... I laughed. A lot. 😂😞😂

[@JuliaJuanaAlvarez]

Doesn't matter she deserves to get mocked for that 😅

[@kindredmalise6633]

Straight up strategic. Aim at the other player, have them react naturally and or use them as a bouncing board. Genius

[@Donald_the_Potholer]

"Don't kill yourself trying to score goals. Make the other sonuvabich kill himself scoring own goals". George Patton, coach of the 1942 USMNT

[@trevandezz5959]

Just remember, these pro athletes got beat 4-0 by a 15 yr olds boys team. Then the coach told the boys goalie to let a couple go by

[@shanecharles4589]

women.

[@LemonHead-sq5ws]

@@shanecharles4589inferior beings only meant for reproducing and home keeping

[@ElrondMcBong.]

Who gives a shit

[@AuRowe]

This was BEFORE the infamous blue haired US player started complaining about pay gap. Funny they don’t complain about pay gap in only fans “modeling” or p-stars. But in pro sports even tho the same logic to not pay women as much, it’s nothing but complaints

[@DwynTwo]

​​@@AuRowe That reasoning doesn't make sense. There's reasons why female OF models are more sought after than male ones; none of them are particulary pro-woman. There's no reason for womens' sports to be so disregarded and ignored other than misogyny.

[@seabassdadino2815]

and when you thought Lewandowski's 5-1 win in 9 minutes was impressive....

[@ΙσουφΣολλακου]

Bruh😭😭😂😂😂

[@mattiaspawlowicz28]

😂😂😂

[@prezi1992]

🤣🤣🤣

[@universem2978]

What game was this?

[@Barti1]

bayern vs wolfsburg 2015@@universem2978

[@daniloasenov7795]

She is the GOAT , scoring goals is so easy for her, she didn’t even celebrate.

[@crispi94]

Lol!

[@ChezhAvailability]

i think shes a GOAOG !! ! Greatest of all own goalers

[@inelhuayocan_aci]

A female athlete GOAT that doesn't quit mid competition!

[@jasonhky]

What a humble player, she never celebrated...not even once!

[@shanetroy111]

What a achievement for her, the perfect hat trick. Right foot, header, Left foot.

[@Taegreth]

It's nice how the video is 1:23 long, just to make it a little more poetic.

[@brandt5764]

First time I’ve ever felt second hand embarrassment. It should be impossible to do this, so fkn bad it’s actually mental

[@yacobshelelshaddai4543]

I know talent when I see it. You couldn’t do that if you tried. She did it effortlessly. Talent.

[@FastUpdates]

she just shot 3 own goals how can anyone be this dense,????

[@Kait07_]

@FastUpdates The irony is deep rooted

[@anon8633]

​@@FastUpdatescmon bro try harder...theyre being sarcastic

[@stronk392]

​@@FastUpdatesthe only one dense here is you😂😂

[@waddney4121]

I've had days like that, you feel as if you just stayed in bed and did nothing all day you would've accomplished more

[@rfcalm]

She actually called for the first one and did not disappoint the crosser

[@SJ.77]

🤣🤣

[@soijamp]

"why does women receive less then men in football?" well...

[@emmortlom9143]

I hope she's doing ok, it must've really hurt to be her after the game

[@tooshlong]

She will be fine. Women's football is so dreadful, this is par for the course.

[@goodluckopuelovenetwork-go1778]

The best comment I have read so far on this. I just kept saying I hope she's okay. Thanks for showing some empathy. I wish I was on that pitch, and I could just run up and give her a great hug. No enjoys such stressful mistakes in a game. We she gets through. ❤

[@serzomally7109]

Nice1 Emmortlom that's someone's daughter

[@puritech1609]

She quite literally made history in football with this match. I mean it. The first human in the ENTIRE history of football to have achieved such an astronomically rare feat in a professional setting. A perfect hat-trick of own goals. It's an absolute masterpiece. People will mention this event for the remainder of her existence, possibly even for the remainder of human history, and it's documented in HD! But yeah, I'm sure she'll be fine.

[@tooshlong]

@@puritech1609 mate. She's a female footballer. She's therefore stealing a living anyway, so i'm sure she'll be fine.

[@jonny401]

I’m sorry that last one is inexcusable

[@fernthaisetthawatkul5569]

she's the villain who always unintentionally does helpful things LOL

[@NeoN-PeoN]

I thought for sure the title was click bait.... Oh boy.... I just want to give her a hug.

[@IchBinKarotte]

she aint letting you hit bro

[@kevinmathewson4272]

@@IchBinKarotte You're projecting your own bad personality onto other people.

[@fokspoks]

Well, i wouldn't. If it was just 1 owngoal, then i would. It it were 2, i would be amused. But 3 is not joke anymore, that's a disgrace. She can't be counted as a trustworthy defender, instead let her be forward XD

[@brianpereira7483]

How about your never playing soccer again because your a garbage player. Be a mom instead of being a pretend soccer player. That’s probably what i wouldve said.

[@nickcarroll8565]

@@IchBinKarotteit’s already clear from her performance on the field she plays for the other team

[@HelloMyNamesNino]

This is the most humble hat trick I’ve ever seen scored.

[@jaspernemo1825]

I love that they get worse. First one is like kinda understand, some bad luck. But the last one she just straight up kicks it in.

[@greengreensio]

They should gave her the ball after the match for scoring a hatric. What a striker

[@mostafad970]

Phil Jones: "Finally a worthy opponent"

[@myczxr]

a perfect trifecta, right foot, left foot, header, legendary

[@stallsunguy3064]

69 likes from the moment in which I reply

[@harshal3794]

Two guys drinking coffee: Women 😂😂😂

[@Tobi9012]

"She is definitly our best player!" -US Coach

[@kylespevak6781]

Let's trade the merchant of death for her

[@xekind]

She joined the U.S. team as a striker the following year.

[@gustavo50r]

"She Believes Cup" well, tell that to that player xD

[@Mordochas]

" why men get paid more in football ?! ". Well...

[@fcukugimmeausername]

I love that they know they're so bad, there was no official investigation. It was just accepted as a possible outcome in women's soccer 😂😂

[@Chefcouchon]

That third one must have been on purpose. How is this even possible

[@Madrid768]

Nah mate i genuinely think it wasn’t and it just shows the world the level of skill women’s football possesses 🤣🤣🤣

[@marcgucciardo1942]

No left foot

[@tonib4701]

Maybe she thought "hell, just 1 more & it'll be a hattrick for record memory"

[@raymond8250]

I mean its womens soccer.

[@student99bg]

My exact thoughts