Playing Greedfall: An Unadventurous Spirit

  Рет қаралды 718,738

Tehsnakerer

Tehsnakerer

Күн бұрын

Today we're Playing Greedfall, the latest Spiders RPG taking place in a fantasy colonial playset where I shoot a million bears (ulgs) to death while talking about a bunch of people wearing hats.
this video is a review, analysis, and critique of Greedfall that talks about how it fails to inspire adventure through its mechanics, how the addition of a best ending has strained its roleplaying to breaking point, and how Spiders, rather than work to fix their own punitive systems, instead try to sidestep them, creating a host of new problems, and how it can't decide if it wants to be a tale of finding unity, fixing problems and being lighthearted or a grim reminder of human cruelty and so it lands in a confused middleground, neither inspiring or sobering. (and uh, not very fun, which I'd have taken over either I suppose)
Patreon: / tehsnakerer
Twitter: / tehsnakerer
Playing logo by Emily Nace / Thumbnail by Hotcyder
Hotcyder: / @hotcyder
Index
001. Introduction: A Spiders Web 00:00
002. A Sickly Strong Start 03:40
003. The Continental Factions are all Bastards 10:42
004. Setting Off and Letting Down 18:54
005. An Unadventurous Spirit: Exploring Teer Fradee 24:00
006. The Codex 34:28
007. The Fatal Flaw of Greedfall’s Sidequests 36:59
008. The Anatomy of a Quest 42:22
009. Untalented: Skill Checks & Non Choices 50:17
010. Gunning for Victory: Combat 01:02:24
011. Companion Quest Think Pieces 01:06:31
011A. Vasco: Lack of Party Cohesion & Conflict 01:07:20
011B. Petrus: Ignoring Important Impositions 01:10:47
011Ba. The Illusion of an Illusion of Choice 01:20:35
011C. Siora/Kurt & Urgency 01:29:51
012. The Coin Guard Coup 01:32:43
013. Plot Beating 01:39:16
014 The King Elections 01:47:18
015. Spongy Pacing and Themes of Greedfall 01:54:03
016. A Disunited Finale 01:58:44
017. Conclusion 02:05:48
Links
Technomancer Footage
• The Technomancer [Full...
Ludo Lense
/ @ludolense
Video referenced: • Focal Point: The Techn...
MrBTongue
/ mrbtongue
Video referenced: • TUN: Potpourri 2
Renegade Actions Mass Effect 2: • Mass Effect 2 - Renega...
KOTOR Footage: • Star Wars Knights of t...
SMT Footage: • Shin Megami Tensei - C...
Music from: Greedfall, Europa Universalis IV, Victoria 2

Пікірлер: 1 100
@grosezero8834
@grosezero8834 4 жыл бұрын
watching a 2 hour movie: zzzz watching a 2 hour essay about a game i never played and never will play : 👀
@SpaghettiGod34
@SpaghettiGod34 4 жыл бұрын
grosezero this is the one sir, give him the medal
@sean8102
@sean8102 4 жыл бұрын
@@SpaghettiGod34 nailed it
@Electroporcupine
@Electroporcupine 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen this exact sentence before, I can't tell if it's a meme or people copying someone else to try and look funny.
@grosezero8834
@grosezero8834 4 жыл бұрын
@@Electroporcupine This is my every day reality Brother
@Exigentable
@Exigentable 4 жыл бұрын
@@Electroporcupine it's literally copy pasted lol. It's unoriginal and boring, but enough people see it for the first time each time to make it a top rated one. It happens on reddit too, it's even easier cuz reposts are so easily dug up, so you just copy paste the top rated comments at the right time and voila.
@hiddenshadow2105
@hiddenshadow2105 4 жыл бұрын
"I didn't want Spiders to be next Bioware. I want them to be the first and most fascinating Spiders." If this is not an anguished declaration of love, I don't know what is.
@JustSkram
@JustSkram 4 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is I'm pretty sure this sold way better than any of their other games so we'll probably lose the spiders we know
@marcosdheleno
@marcosdheleno 4 жыл бұрын
@@JustSkram if only they had done anything that was actually worth playing before, we would have something to be sad about. they lack identity and it shows. this reminds me of this series of games i loved in the gba, called swordcraft story. its for all intents and purpose a tales of clone, but it had so much charm that you could play and not make the connection. spiders is the opposite, you can clearly see what they wanted to do, but all we can do is laugh at how bad they tried to do it...
@CaptainPerfect
@CaptainPerfect 4 жыл бұрын
I really want them try again in the world of Mars and technomancer. The world is just great. And keep honing their combat.
@hiddenshadow2105
@hiddenshadow2105 4 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainPerfect I second these feelings. And they left the mystery of shattered Earth unresolved at the end, and it could be a something to touch in the next game, for example.
@CaptainPerfect
@CaptainPerfect 4 жыл бұрын
@@hiddenshadow2105 I think they might return, they did make 2 games in that universe, they must be proud of it at least a little bit.
@Mikeanglo
@Mikeanglo 4 жыл бұрын
"Looks like prince charming from Shrek." Oddly enough if you look at Greedfall as an unofficial grim-dark prequel to the Shrek films this game is a whole lot more entertaining.
@Never_heart
@Never_heart 2 жыл бұрын
..... that actually checks out so much and explains a lot of this games thin storytelling
@mastersake11
@mastersake11 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if after that shit happened to Constantine, and he started looking all evil, he just stayed good. Total bait and switch, he's still a good guy, he just got his face fucked up.
@chaosinc.382
@chaosinc.382 2 жыл бұрын
That's the kinda shit I want.
@gerg21345
@gerg21345 2 жыл бұрын
"you fucked up my face" is now the motivation of 2 characters in games this guy has reviewed
@logicaloverdrive8197
@logicaloverdrive8197 Жыл бұрын
I want it to go even further, "I fucked up my face, and am now motivated to be an even better person."
@rileyschatz001
@rileyschatz001 3 жыл бұрын
During the entire game De Sardet is lied to, backstabbed, shamed, manipulated, and spoken down to by EVERYONE. Even when stricken with insanity, their cousin is the only one that feels like they give a fuck. I chose to become a God with him because why the fuck would I not. I didnt give a damn about anyone else.
@kuronanestimare
@kuronanestimare Жыл бұрын
The irony of Greedfall is the Bad Ending is bad because they have to slap that title on something. Frankly, that world's inhabitants deserve to burn.
@supereldinho
@supereldinho Жыл бұрын
Nothing says bad writing quite like choosing the bad ending purely to spite the writer's inability to engage the player.
@TowkayCC
@TowkayCC 4 жыл бұрын
De Sardet: "We did not come here to desecrate this holy place." *proceeds to annihilate every moving creature that can be found*
@kuronanestimare
@kuronanestimare Жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's that creature's fault for approaching us... Nevermind the fact we were clearly going to take everything not nailed down to the floor including the roof (and take two hours doing it because Area Loot was not a feature in this game)
@patrik3482
@patrik3482 Жыл бұрын
That's what diplomacy is.
@Songbearer
@Songbearer 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, it's not easy for Spiders to make games, you know. They're only tiny and pressing the keys is hard for them They also spend too much time just browsing the web rather than working
@sometwatwithtoomuchfreetim3842
@sometwatwithtoomuchfreetim3842 4 жыл бұрын
Songbearer Pure genius.
@aquila4121
@aquila4121 4 жыл бұрын
you clever devil
@alexanderthemagnifcent2573
@alexanderthemagnifcent2573 4 жыл бұрын
Best comment I read in a long time
@gonzo3915
@gonzo3915 4 жыл бұрын
Very good.
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 жыл бұрын
This is my headcanon for this company now.
@Firepowerx31
@Firepowerx31 4 жыл бұрын
Really trying to hit that 10 min mark for that ad revenue
@Firepowerx31
@Firepowerx31 4 жыл бұрын
In all honesty thanks tehsnakerer I love the content that you post and will hope to always see more of your brilliant work
@Tehsnakerer
@Tehsnakerer 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@0va.exdee_335
@0va.exdee_335 4 жыл бұрын
P Murphy everything today is so unoriginal this remark itself is unoriginal
@beantowncrocodile8327
@beantowncrocodile8327 4 жыл бұрын
@@0va.exdee_335 "no u"
@disguisedpeanutbutter8334
@disguisedpeanutbutter8334 4 жыл бұрын
@@0va.exdee_335 Maybe it's my autism but I really don't get these 'wow, u are so original' arguments. 99.9% of all things you could ever say or think has already been said or thought about. I kinda get that repetition is bad, but still-
@lootlord8995
@lootlord8995 3 жыл бұрын
The Coin Guard are an analogue to the historical “Landsknecht” mercenaries of Germany in the 15th and 16th century, who operated independently from nations and often served on both sides in a conflict. Kingdoms had coin, but not many troops.
@VampireNewl
@VampireNewl 2 жыл бұрын
The Italian city states also made heavy use of mercenaries known as "Condottieri" I don't know if one comes from the other due to the HRE.
@Mr.Mosquito89
@Mr.Mosquito89 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, the 1500s Soldaten ohne Grenzen. Big Boss has some explaining to do.
@daedalus6433
@daedalus6433 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, the only reason Gustav Vasa could dissolve the Kalmar Union.
@HandleMyBallsYouTube
@HandleMyBallsYouTube Жыл бұрын
You have to remember the Landsknecht weren't in any way a unified organization though, it's not like say a company like Blackwater selling it's services to two different sides of a conflict, but rather individual mercenary companies, usually made up mostly of German and mercenaries hiring themselves out to the highest bidder, they were just all generally all referred to as 'Landsknecht' so think of the word more as a period term for a specific kind of mercenary, rather than a specific organization. Technically anyone with enough wealth and influence could raise a company of Landsknecht, like the Black Band, established by George the Bearded, Duke of Saxony. There are also the Swiss Reisläufers who are often mistaken as Landsknecht, they were contemporary and in the iconographic evidence we have from the period dressed much like the landsknecht did, and employed the pike as their primary weapon, although the Swiss are still seen as having fought in a distinct style in the period, most often referred to as the 'Swiss charge'.
@PenumbranWolf
@PenumbranWolf 3 жыл бұрын
On a historical note, during the Renaissance Italy made ubiquitous use of mercenary armies for it's internal fighting and it's external ones. So much so that the fighting was excessively indecisive and the mercs would frequently just take the field and the commanders would fence with their formations, refusing to commit to any real maneuver and never having their forces engage in any real combat. This was because the mercs all knew each other and didn't want to kill their friends or risk each other's paydays. Thus there is something to be said for the existence of The Coin Guard.
@DirkBrickAction
@DirkBrickAction 4 жыл бұрын
I know it's a birthmark, but I can't see that splotch on De Sardet's face as anything other than a remarkably ugly patch of facial hair.
@FumblsTheSniper
@FumblsTheSniper 4 жыл бұрын
DirkBrickAction A for the thought, D for execution kind of situation.
@planescaped
@planescaped 3 жыл бұрын
I had no idea it was a birthmark... I thought it was a graphical glitch or something. XD
@degeneratemale5386
@degeneratemale5386 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a birthmark? I thought it was the malichor
@jaredfrancis5062
@jaredfrancis5062 3 жыл бұрын
Technically not a birth mark. Yes in that he's had it since birth but there are those who recieve that mark who aren't born with. It is those that are bonded with the Island. He has it because his mother was one of those healer types or whatever they're called
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought it was facial hair as well
@jbc00per
@jbc00per 4 жыл бұрын
"wait a minute I romanced her?" Made me laugh way to much
@bloodygypsy3740
@bloodygypsy3740 3 жыл бұрын
I had that same experience in dragon's dogma 😅
@Grandmastergav86
@Grandmastergav86 3 жыл бұрын
@Code Turtle Technomancer is just schizophrenic but I love it for that 🤣
@biostar4
@biostar4 3 жыл бұрын
Same happened with me in Mass Effect I
@Tyronejizz
@Tyronejizz 3 жыл бұрын
too*
@BloodyAltima
@BloodyAltima 2 жыл бұрын
@@biostar4 In DA:O, Zevran's romance can be started by picking a response where you note that you don't mind him being flirty. In context, its absolutely supposed to be "oh, I *really* don't mind ;)," but autistic teenage me did not realize that until another ten hours or so in after confirming a relationship with Liliana later. Cue awkwardness.
@troublesome3379
@troublesome3379 4 жыл бұрын
I remember having similar problems with ME: Andromeda, we're supposed to be explorers yet everything has been named, there are built up and prepared settlements everywhere and even ruins but despite all that it pretends like the player is a pioneer, super irritating for such an interesting idea to be lost so quickly in the game.
@MegaRazorback
@MegaRazorback Жыл бұрын
Well to be fair to ME: Andromeda, you're told VERY early on that the Nexus has already been there for about a year and that several attempts have already been made to colonize area but that's as far as your told and it doesn't as you say explain how everything is already named in your map...
@thesilverblueman
@thesilverblueman Жыл бұрын
​@@MegaRazorback even then that's thrown out when you go to the exile settlement, and they act like they've been there for a decade or so
@MegaRazorback
@MegaRazorback Жыл бұрын
@@thesilverblueman Yeah there's that but i think the angle they were trying to go for there was the utter hell the exiles are in...Doesn't really feel like that though.
@megamike15
@megamike15 28 күн бұрын
andromeda atlest sticks to it's theme with alot of it's chracters and side content. greeddfall is just a bunch of ideas that start blending togther.
@Gantann
@Gantann 4 жыл бұрын
"It turns out that Sardet was conceived at the Shore of Tall Bones and really, weren't we all?" I appreciate this joke and admire your strength of will for plopping it in the middle of a section where it wouldn't even have time to sink in for effect.
@OfficialReckM8
@OfficialReckM8 4 жыл бұрын
I still don't get it lol
@Mr.Mosquito89
@Mr.Mosquito89 4 жыл бұрын
@@OfficialReckM8 You'll get it when you're older.
@SkigBiggler
@SkigBiggler 4 жыл бұрын
@@OfficialReckM8 Tall BONES. Is referring to an erect dick, and presumably shore could be interpreted as referring to a vagina.
@JayTohab
@JayTohab 4 жыл бұрын
MicroTransactionsMatterToo Wow. Crushing innocence as soon as possible, huh?
@tempestvenator9809
@tempestvenator9809 3 жыл бұрын
@@SkigBiggler So basically it's a euphemism for Sardet being a bastard child?
@tassadarc8069
@tassadarc8069 4 жыл бұрын
"The fact that she never does that in game is why I never upgrade anyone's equipment." This is truly the supreme form of pettiness. I approve!
@Keyfur91
@Keyfur91 4 жыл бұрын
"A bit of poison on my blade, and let's go!"
@Mr.Mosquito89
@Mr.Mosquito89 4 жыл бұрын
Move away, things are about to get dicey!
@webbmerriam6984
@webbmerriam6984 4 жыл бұрын
"*whatever the fuck Siora says"
@gamer65688
@gamer65688 4 жыл бұрын
@@webbmerriam6984 "radagana rigisigana" I think
@supermariofan130
@supermariofan130 4 жыл бұрын
"May the EnLiGhTeNeD help me in this battle!" - Old mormon daddy
@budzas
@budzas 4 жыл бұрын
"Here's to my health, AND DEATH TO THE ENEMY"
@TheRoach.
@TheRoach. 4 жыл бұрын
english man reads you a bed time story ASMR
@TheRoach.
@TheRoach. 4 жыл бұрын
just wanted to say i dont exclusively watch you to go to sleep, longform reviews are my secret kink
@Corrupted
@Corrupted 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRoach. Let me assure you, all of us are like you, I cant fall asleep without one of these anymore hahaha
@maxwellsterling
@maxwellsterling 4 жыл бұрын
That voice tone is sadly familiar to me. That tone when you disappointedly talk about how much you wanted to like a game that does so little to captivate you as it progresses; that tone when you start to hopefully talk about what it could be, spouting idea after idea and sort of living in a short moment of bliss because you're imagining it all becoming the real thing; a tone which might sound like it comes out of pure spite to those who don't know it, but those who have felt the same about any game can't help but sympathize and even be captivated by the ranting. Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass, but between any movie and these movie-length game reviews, I will always be more than glad to pick the angry British man. Awesome back in those 2013 videos, still awesome now.
@mishatarkus
@mishatarkus 2 жыл бұрын
I often call it the Dragon Age Inquisition tone.
@utisti4976
@utisti4976 2 жыл бұрын
@@mishatarkus I call it The Witcher 3 tone.
@catsquidcatoverlord9842
@catsquidcatoverlord9842 Жыл бұрын
JoJos bizarre adventure Part 3 for me.
@kingoftropes922
@kingoftropes922 4 жыл бұрын
"Man, Tehsnakerer hasn't uploaded another essay in a while, let me check his channel real quick" *2 hour video essay about some random game I have never heard of that dropped 30 minutes ago* "O H B A B Y"
@Tehsnakerer
@Tehsnakerer 4 жыл бұрын
Say hello to the monster
@BlargleWargle
@BlargleWargle 3 жыл бұрын
A shopkeeper being present every kilometer or so in the wilderness rather does make the "adventure" here feel like when Spongebob and Patrick camped out five feet from their houses. Except they at least had to deal with the danger of sea bears.
@Never_heart
@Never_heart 2 жыл бұрын
Now I want Sar Dea to be mauled be a sea bear
@KPWSinister1
@KPWSinister1 4 жыл бұрын
"Oi, That's Sarde!" is a running gag that should have happened more of. Great vid.
@torylva
@torylva 3 жыл бұрын
"FIGHT WITH HONOUR!" And gets immidietly shot in the face. I love you, Snakerer
@andrewgrace3418
@andrewgrace3418 Жыл бұрын
It Caught me so off guard
@catsquidcatoverlord9842
@catsquidcatoverlord9842 Жыл бұрын
@@andrewgrace3418 it also caught the guy off guard too.
@SpicyChickenGodAJ
@SpicyChickenGodAJ 4 жыл бұрын
If there isn't a montage set to "I need a hero" I will be disappointed.
@Tehsnakerer
@Tehsnakerer 4 жыл бұрын
You will be disappointed
@SpicyChickenGodAJ
@SpicyChickenGodAJ 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tehsnakerer well now I know how you felt playing Greedfall.
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 жыл бұрын
"Good night, sweet prince..." - Was that MEANT to be comedic? There's no good answer to this question. As an aside, that bad ending where everything's gone pear-shaped and two mortals have achieved an unstable godhood, perpetuating some sort of spirit-plague on the world, and all of the different factions are fighting each other in a never-ending Orwellian-style free-for-all - that sounds like an infinitely better setting for a video game.
@Tehsnakerer
@Tehsnakerer 4 жыл бұрын
Now you say it, if there ever is a Greedfall 2 somehow, I hope it canonises the bad ending, that's an opening for a setting
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tehsnakerer Even thematically it works as a sequel, from the optimism of traveling to a new "land of opportunity" as presented in the prologue to the cynical reality of exploitation and mutual dysfunction such a radical change brings to both involved parties - like Spain hitting a boom period post-discovery but then getting mired in an inevitable decline as the other powers scramble to consume the carcass of the Spanish empire. Make that soul-plague shit an analog for Syphilis and you'll actually be carving up a message with all that edge. They get to have their cake, and eat it, and then choke on it. With no milk in sight. Same with the mortals-turned-deities. It's like pottery, it rhymes.
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, it just hit me that what I proposed was basically just the goddamn premise of Morrowind.
@greybayles7955
@greybayles7955 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tehsnakerer Honestly id respect that move. I dont think ive ever played a sequel that was like "remember that good ending you got last game? Yeah, that didnt happen"
@hital937
@hital937 4 жыл бұрын
​@@greybayles7955 Xcom 2 kinda pulled it off. "You beat the aliens, sike, you losing is now canon". Its not exactly the same, but its the closest i can think of.
@user-qd8pb2xq7j
@user-qd8pb2xq7j 4 жыл бұрын
Even tho I completed EVERY single side quest and maxxed out all relationships I chose the "bad" ending. Why would i believe a talking treetrunk over the man I grew up with? Bros before trees!
@kasadeya3754
@kasadeya3754 3 жыл бұрын
you Too?
@Alanenemyofgod0
@Alanenemyofgod0 2 жыл бұрын
The only reason why I chose to save Teer Fradee from Constantin has a name: Siora.
@RawbeardX
@RawbeardX 4 жыл бұрын
ah, Spiders. I will never forget Bound by Flame, where if you actually play the selling point of the game... you get an "and then the demon kills the world - drop to main menu" non-ending
@alalvarez7301
@alalvarez7301 3 жыл бұрын
Please elaborate Because this sounds like thr kind of idiocy Spiders would come up with
@thespanishinquisition4078
@thespanishinquisition4078 3 жыл бұрын
Bound By Flame present a world ravaged by 7 Ice Lords. You are a soldier possessed by a flame demon. The selling point is you get to use cool fire magic to melt the bastards like a walking natural disaster. But if you do that the flame demon eats the world. No, instead you have to tell the genie to fuck off and beat the game using nothing but your sword. This would be ok if rejecting the demon actually gave you SOMETHING to do, like use traps or different weapons, you know, human ingenuity. But no. It just makes you sword do more and more damage without giving you any cool new toys. So your choice is either have fun and get the bad ending, or beat the game by repeatedly pressing the attack button without any nuance so you can see the good ending. Yay...
@RawbeardX
@RawbeardX 3 жыл бұрын
@@thespanishinquisition4078 I guess rejecting the demon allows you to equip a helmet late in the game. it's something, right?
@TheBonkleFox
@TheBonkleFox Жыл бұрын
@@thespanishinquisition4078 So it's like if the Snowgrave route in Deltarune was the main selling point of Chapter 2?
@dragonforks93
@dragonforks93 Жыл бұрын
@@thespanishinquisition4078 Dishonored had that problem too, most of the game's cool powers were strictly lethal which in turn gave you the high chaos (bad) ending
@juniorjunior5884
@juniorjunior5884 4 жыл бұрын
Hobos: "There's the prince, being a war criminal."
@zzxp1
@zzxp1 4 жыл бұрын
Why give character collars so big if they are going to clip their chins through them constantly lol
@arsenkurmangali2997
@arsenkurmangali2997 3 жыл бұрын
Witcher 3 bear armor flashbacks
@Eshtian
@Eshtian 2 жыл бұрын
It's not really an issue though Then again I'm a dark souls player so maybe I'm just used to it
@aurelionight
@aurelionight 4 жыл бұрын
>2 hour long tehsnakerer video thank you father this is an excellent christmas gift
@cyberninjazero5659
@cyberninjazero5659 4 жыл бұрын
"Presentation over nuanced decision making" Oof I felt that
@marcosdheleno
@marcosdheleno 4 жыл бұрын
to make thigns worse, the presentation isnt even that high to begin with...
@ZukoPrince
@ZukoPrince 3 жыл бұрын
*raises the sword* «FIGHT WITH HONOUR!» *immediately gets shot in the face* Definitely one of my favorite bits 👌
@PantsuAficionado
@PantsuAficionado 4 жыл бұрын
"I hope 2020 is good" It sure is Snakey boi, it sure is
@sneezebiscuits7239
@sneezebiscuits7239 3 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 3 жыл бұрын
If only the plague the real world had to deal with could be solved by killing one crazy cousin.
@Nionivek
@Nionivek 3 жыл бұрын
When I think about how the plot could have been set up I think: The two major factions want a cure, they are desperate for a cure, in fact their Zealotry and Callousness was far more understated before the outbreak (It wasn't "not" a thing... but it wasn't all encompassing. Obviously anyone who had religious tolerance or scientific ethics would have been swept away in desperation). Both factions believe the new land has a cure but are worried that any sort of conflict might end up destroying the island. So they ask, essentially, the Merchants Guild because they only want money... But they aren't stupid to ways you could betray them... You need to maintain impartiality because if one side believes you favor the other, they fear you might sell the cure to their enemy... Thus they will take their chances and attack the island. . This even allows you to leverage the natives since, obviously, a cure would be easier to find with their co-operation. As well keeping them happy might also be important, because if they need to be quelled, the same issue ends up occurring (It could be said that altogether the natives are stronger than the CURRENT forces, but that the individual tribes haven't united. Thus you cannot overly favor or disfavor them either)
@griffca4814
@griffca4814 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who played and loved the game I can say that all the criticisms he made are 100% true.
@thinkingmachine354
@thinkingmachine354 4 жыл бұрын
Griffca I feel the same way
@legateelizabeth
@legateelizabeth 4 жыл бұрын
I think that's the angriest I've ever heard you. You sound so... disappointed, pissed off that you can't have a game you really want and enjoy. Damn, this struck a chord.
@rjnash2610
@rjnash2610 4 жыл бұрын
Sure about that? I mean, he rated it a 7.5/10 on his other channel...
@theprotagonist2025
@theprotagonist2025 4 жыл бұрын
@@looinrims wow Finally a smart person on the internet
@foxt.5043
@foxt.5043 4 жыл бұрын
@@looinrims I would say stupid people are the most vocal
@afarce4172
@afarce4172 4 жыл бұрын
It really sets a decently high bar early; I lost interest once I got to the island, but the opening was good for what I expected of Spiders (still not a fan of their combat). They really should go with the Witcher 1 approach. Stick to a few locations flesh them out and use the characters whenever needed instead of having throwaways.
@nolanburke3669
@nolanburke3669 Ай бұрын
​@rjnash2610 a bit late, but what other channel
@aa-od6rh
@aa-od6rh 4 жыл бұрын
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET DICEY
@Calvin_Coolage
@Calvin_Coolage 4 жыл бұрын
A BIT OF POISON ON MY BLADE, AND LET'S GO.
@agoraphobia882
@agoraphobia882 4 жыл бұрын
MAY THE ENLIGHTENED PROTECT ME IN THIS BATTLE
@Ersatz229
@Ersatz229 3 жыл бұрын
AGGRESSIVE ROLLING AWAY FROM BEAR-PIG CREATURES
@Trumpeter.Pratt2
@Trumpeter.Pratt2 4 жыл бұрын
Nice an 2 hour video from the best anime girl
@spehizle
@spehizle 4 жыл бұрын
The first two hours were great. Lots of ways to approach an objective, the idea that there was a clash between your moral duty as an individual would clash with your civic duty as an official of your nation (which has its morally dubious moments), the backdrop of plague and desperation against advances in technology, magic, and exploration, I was so fucking excited. 10 hours later, and quests are just "Run to person x and click. Now run to person y and click. Now run back to person x and click. Now put on a sailor's uniform." It became so nakedly apparent that the story was invariant. Nothing I did actually had any sort of social impact. I never felt morally challenged to put my own morality against my duty to my country. And the combat devolved into dodge and shoot. I started this game with such high excitement, and 20 hours later I uninstalled it without any intention of ever finishing it. And your companions are so BORING!
@nmvidro
@nmvidro 3 жыл бұрын
These are my exact feelings on this game. Old Serene really was such a neat concept for exploring, as well as how your station fit into how the factions work (or don't work). I got to Teer Fradee and couldn't keep interested. A shame.
@utisti4976
@utisti4976 2 жыл бұрын
Same. The first couple hours were honestly pretty good. Teer Fradee was boring as hell. :(
@Alanenemyofgod0
@Alanenemyofgod0 2 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I felt the very opposite. I couldn't stand Old Serene and the only reason why I kept playing was because the next month the game will be out of Gamepass. But after I arrived to Teer Fradee, things became more interesting, and after I met Siora, I was completely hooked.
@mrbox9741
@mrbox9741 4 жыл бұрын
Your voice helps me sleep and I don’t know why but that’s not a negative honestly thank you I have insomnia and you always help me sleep thank you man love your vids
@klynk5107
@klynk5107 4 жыл бұрын
The arse shattering power of your argumentative skills in action
@saltyshrimppasta
@saltyshrimppasta 3 жыл бұрын
So I’d like to start off by saying 100% of your criticisms are valid, but I feel that you and I see the game completely different, likely because I went into it with astronomically low expectations. The lack of choice didn’t really bother me because I guess I didn’t view this game as a “true RPG,” it’s more like an RPG-Lite. I think De Sardet being a pre-determined character helped me with that, and it feels more like The Witcher 3 without the far-reaching unforeseen consequences that game offers. As far as moment to moment choice is concerned, both of these games are about the same imo. I also noticed something interesting with the factions that made me love the “bad” ending. You learn early on that everybody are bastards and that they’re basically only out for themselves, and then you continuously see that in every side quest in the game. Even if the leadership wasn’t aware of what was going on, I still felt they were responsible. I subconsciously started getting more and more confrontational in the later half of the game and started solving problems by killing the people causing them. I started thinking “Maybe Derdre should run these fuckers off the island by this point,” and I think that more than anything makes Constantin’s offer at the end have weight. I actually had to stop and consider it, because in some ways he is right. Why should you save everybody? Why should you stop the Malichor from killing the people who brought it upon themselves? This recontextualized almost everything that I had done before, and I think that’s what Spiders was going for with this ending. I agree that they failed to stick the landing in almost every area, but that last one stuck out for me, and I actually enjoyed this game a lot.
@elitereptilian200
@elitereptilian200 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I enjoyed it a lot too for much of the same reasons, ai absolutely loathed technomancer and had 0 expectations of greedfall and at the time it was like 7€ in xbox store, it sure has issues and flaws but I ended up liking it a lot 100% it couple of times..
@TheAlmightyAss
@TheAlmightyAss Жыл бұрын
To be fair, lots of games are probably good if you go in with extremely low expectations.
@PANCAKEMINEZZ
@PANCAKEMINEZZ Жыл бұрын
"why should I save people from the Malichor when they brought it up on themselves" Maybe don't throw the commoners in with the people who actually let it loose on them? That's such a broad and sweeping statement that is insanely psychopathic when you stop to think about it. That's like saying you have the option to save a country from a war but stopping to think about it because they (the politicians) brought the war in themselves. I don't see your point at all.
@saltyshrimppasta
@saltyshrimppasta Жыл бұрын
@@PANCAKEMINEZZ Tbh the world building in this game is a flaccid that it’s impossible for me to even use that train of thought. The developers don’t display the people of this world any better than their governments. With Theleme, the citizens actually seem to be just as bad as the Ordo Luminus, specifically because the game refuses to show anybody in a positive light. So, yeah, fuck em. It’s not real life.
@retrogamelover2012
@retrogamelover2012 Жыл бұрын
I guess. Though, at the same time, I feel like the "bad ending" choice sort of has that kind of blanket statement type of thing, that discourse surrounding the world prior to the Great War in Fallout had, with people like Oxhorn pretty much making some valid counter-points to the claim that "everybody deserved it". Sure, it might be argued that my own idealism and such might be showing in this perspective, but at the same time, we're not exactly 100% certain of how everything turns out (we're not clairvoyant, after all), so there is a possiblity for events that transpire to defy that sort of cynical to pessimistic expectation, regarding things at large. So, I guess there's possibly some nuance to the final choice at the end, even if it is kind of speculative.
@FumblsTheSniper
@FumblsTheSniper 4 жыл бұрын
The “inner thoughts of the peasant” joke was way funnier than it should have been. Probably the silly Monty Python voice.
@Schlachtoros
@Schlachtoros 3 жыл бұрын
2:08:47 "I hope 2020 is good." Oh boy, let me tell you something
@Tehsnakerer
@Tehsnakerer 3 жыл бұрын
He was so naive
@rubix5293
@rubix5293 2 жыл бұрын
We got hit with the malichor.
@raven75257
@raven75257 Жыл бұрын
Every year it gets worse
@axios4702
@axios4702 3 жыл бұрын
"The worst type of boredom, is the one on the very verge of being entertaining."
@calebjones4952
@calebjones4952 4 жыл бұрын
I *loved* how the main antagonist of the game, the final obstacle, the big baddie, is a schmuck who happened to get the plague, rubbed some dirt on his cysts, and did a full 180 on what little a character he had developed. *Absolutely awesome.* Edit: Apparently there is *some* foreshadowing that said schmuck does become the rotfiend he inevitably does, because reasons. That being the damned tavern song he's introduced with. *A single, throw-away line.* That's it. Unless I missed something in the ocean of meaningless sidequests I refused to complete on principle, which is entirely possible. Edit the Second: Considering there is indeed a mechanic involving time, said timer could've been used for finding Schmuck a healer. For example, you would have a few days, give or take, to follow any and all leads to find anyone with medical skills, and if the player fails, they can instead use and kill Catasach to take the path the game's plot "requires", in a frightened or furious attempt to prevent anymore deaths caused by the affliction. But no, I guess that would've been too taxing on resources better used for the Courcillon Laps. Edit the Third: Seeing as this joke comment has already garnered enough attention, I may as well mention how poorly the Coin Guard's prominence was explained or even thought through. Hell, Spiders already *had* a reason and failed to capitalize on it as a story element, that being the fact that Thélème and the Bridge are at war. They could easily have written the events of the coup to take place after, at the very least, a ceasefire between the factions is negotiated. They could also have written that, seeing as they *are* the biggest collection of ancaps in the Gacanese political climate, the Congregation had not only formed the Coin Guard, but also funded the coup personally to take full control of Tir Fradi. But again, they thought the resources were better used on other things, such as copy-pasted palace interiors, residence interiors, and bosses. This bloody game.
@jimjam7928
@jimjam7928 4 жыл бұрын
I played through Technomancer this year, and while I can say that I enjoyed its setting and characters a lot, I don't think I want to ever play another Spiders game again.
@newironside
@newironside 4 жыл бұрын
Mars: War Logs and Bound By Flame were far better than technomancer. Mainly because they are a 10th of the length
@lurighashandarei1318
@lurighashandarei1318 4 жыл бұрын
I still feel bound by flame is their best game
@Cyborgs7
@Cyborgs7 4 жыл бұрын
OH GOD IS THAT A "GOOD ENDING BAD ENDING" BUTTON? I'm sick of this.
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 4 жыл бұрын
do you want rainbows gumdrops schnookums bookums? or ultra murder death pain agony 9000 argh?
@JayTohab
@JayTohab 4 жыл бұрын
2:02:58
@deeznoots6241
@deeznoots6241 4 жыл бұрын
Love meaningful choices between genocide and not genocide
@planescaped
@planescaped 3 жыл бұрын
Would've been even better if he was holding out both of his hands as metaphorical buttons.
@brandonmorel2658
@brandonmorel2658 2 жыл бұрын
Your critique about how natives speak perfect English is one I share. It really kills the world building when characters that are supposed to be isolated from the outer world speak English without faults. Writers dont need to create new languages in fantasy settings , they can use other languages that are not English, that way they can be way more consistent and not break the immersion of the players each time a character opens their mouth.
@alexispalangeo8643
@alexispalangeo8643 2 жыл бұрын
Well, it has been said that The congregation of merchants has been sending expeditions to tir fradi since more than a hundred years ago. It's not a totally secluded world. It was, in fact, the very same place where Saint Matheus, the great idol of Theleme, spent his last years.
@brandonmorel2658
@brandonmorel2658 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexispalangeo8643 thank you
@Racob12
@Racob12 4 жыл бұрын
When I do complete the game I’ll listen to the whole review. But, at least for the moment, I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the 28 hours I’ve currently invested into the gameplay. So far I’d rate it an 8/10 in general, but there are a few parts that do break immersion or aren’t scripted right. It is an interesting and fun game for myself, but we’ve all got different opinions on what makes a fun game. Not disappointed so far, but I’ll hear the full take at the end of the game. Thank you still for going very in depth into your reasoning and explanation, even if I don’t agree.
@laurencampbell3320
@laurencampbell3320 4 жыл бұрын
I did the same, I came back to this video after I finished my playthrough. I honestly still enjoy the game quite a bit.
@dannypistilli4864
@dannypistilli4864 4 жыл бұрын
Its a really good game. And the fact that 40 people put it together is quite impressive
@rokkfel4999
@rokkfel4999 3 жыл бұрын
@@dannypistilli4864 wait only 40 people don’t like....most games even from smaller developers have around a hundred or so on a single title? Damn they did quite decently
@rafterman5072
@rafterman5072 3 жыл бұрын
@@rokkfel4999 I think there were like forty full time developers. They had about another 40 that they contracted I believe.
@rokkfel4999
@rokkfel4999 3 жыл бұрын
@@rafterman5072 I mean still that’s impressive and if they can improve the game play and the map a bit I can see the next game being huge
@scroom1202
@scroom1202 4 жыл бұрын
They perfectly matched Bioware. They even got the at launch lip syncing right. The difference is that the Spiders team has a small studio and budget, and Bioware is just incompetent.
@paulunga
@paulunga 3 жыл бұрын
You can be a small studio AND incompetent...
@scroom1202
@scroom1202 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulunga True, but a studio that was small and incompetent would have failed to even release the game.
@paulunga
@paulunga 3 жыл бұрын
@@scroom1202 I suppose so. At least Spiders is good at shipping finished products in a timely manner. There's something to be said for that.
@Meatball996
@Meatball996 3 жыл бұрын
Bioware are incompetent but they succeeded at one thing spiders didn't, entertainment. i'd rather a horrible game that i love playing than a boring one. Also they didn't pussy out on alien sex.
@scroom1202
@scroom1202 3 жыл бұрын
@@Meatball996 First, I would like to thank you for your opinion. Second, nobody brought up sex scenes or "pussy" prior to you. Intercourse is only gameplay in porn games. Finally, both companies only give half messures with there sex scenes and they end up being pretty hollow as a result.
@OrdericNeustry
@OrdericNeustry 4 жыл бұрын
I remember feeling excited in the beginning, but at the end I mostly felt "Meh."
@wisdomfox857
@wisdomfox857 3 жыл бұрын
Yes i felt they really cheaped out on the ending
@ASloppyJoe
@ASloppyJoe 4 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas to us! And have a happy holiday should you celebrate, Snaker!
@That_Montage_Nerd
@That_Montage_Nerd 4 жыл бұрын
*Looks at phone’s battery percentage* *Looks at video length* Time to live life on the edge.
@thatbrowncoatedwhovian4564
@thatbrowncoatedwhovian4564 Жыл бұрын
The coin guard seem to me based on Italian mercenary companies but it’s weird that they’re employed by both sides, historically mercenary companies like that would accept bribes from both sides in a conflict to NOT fight, seems like the coin guard is taking both 100% of the risk and 100% of the profit when it would be easier to just join one side, demand payment from the other to not fight, and then just taking the money from both.
@nataljajurisa4679
@nataljajurisa4679 4 жыл бұрын
All of these voice actors I recognise from the Witcher, means I keep getting distracted.
@Milkbutter
@Milkbutter 4 жыл бұрын
You snapped at the two-hour mark lol.
@peppermillers8361
@peppermillers8361 4 жыл бұрын
You know it's disappointing when the title of the game is more entertaining than the game itself. This review makes me want to rewatch the War Logs video because it's amazing.
@nickd1978
@nickd1978 3 жыл бұрын
You are a fantastic writer dude. I started with your Hunt Down The Freeman video as a Half-Life fan and have now watched a handful of your other vids, covering games I have basically no interest in. Just absolutely blown away by the quality of work here.
@AsymptoteInverse
@AsymptoteInverse Жыл бұрын
Hear hear! I very much appreciate the detailed, considered, long-form analyses.
@nikital.6523
@nikital.6523 4 жыл бұрын
"What a shame." "Good night, sweet prince." Are you sure it isn't secretly a parody RPG? Also this review had as much backtracking as Technomancer (still less than Greedfall). Anyhow, cheers, I hope all the work you put into this one was worth it.
@mdd4296
@mdd4296 4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget "That battle was... EPIC"
@nikital.6523
@nikital.6523 4 жыл бұрын
@@mdd4296 Oh, I forgot about that one alright. I'm honestly not sure if it is clulesness or self-awareness that's dripping from that line.
@mdd4296
@mdd4296 4 жыл бұрын
@@nikital.6523 It's some French edgelord so... Yes.
@acetrigger1337
@acetrigger1337 Жыл бұрын
"FIGHT WITH HONOR!" **gets point-blanked by a flintlock pistol** this game is inconsistent already. lol
@kthxbaiz
@kthxbaiz 2 жыл бұрын
Just a random thing I think I figured out: when the game warps you back to Courcillon at 45:00, I think the reason is because Morange is with you. The developers may have not wanted to program a friendly AI for her for just one bit where she follows you from her house to the palace. So, instead of having to do that, the game just warps her and your party straight there. I suppose that could explain why this is, like, the only time you are warped directly to a NPC for a conversation.
@anonymoose1121
@anonymoose1121 4 жыл бұрын
hey man, ever played Kenshi? I think it might be up your alley based on your grievances with this game. it embodies unforgiving game design and charming jank
@GreenEyedDazzler
@GreenEyedDazzler 4 жыл бұрын
Neptune Break YES
@kphizzle9569
@kphizzle9569 4 жыл бұрын
Also YES
@boogiewooggie6724
@boogiewooggie6724 4 жыл бұрын
Y E S !
@Exigentable
@Exigentable 4 жыл бұрын
Snake, please Kenshi
@dohnjoe1545
@dohnjoe1545 4 жыл бұрын
I just finished this game after weeks of starting and stopping and starting it again. 40ish hours of "playing". And as usual after finishing a game I know he reviewed I came to watch his essay to see what crazy shit he could rant about since there's a lot to unpack here. Turns out I had more fun with this 2 hours video than from the actual 40 hours game. A lot more food for thought too. And for free. "Greedfall you can't stick a f+++ing landing when it has people waving you in !" said the Snake to the Spider. Good times.
@dragonforks93
@dragonforks93 7 ай бұрын
I enjoyed my time with Greedfall, I liked the setting and the ideas, but I can't deny that the game had issues and this video opened my eyes to a lot of issues I didn't notice while playing. Here's hoping they learn their lesson for the sequel.
@g0lgrim1
@g0lgrim1 Жыл бұрын
I realy love how every quest you do for the Coin Guard... even this very first one... is allready tied into their main story later. YOU helped them smuggle more weapons for their betrayal onto the island... YOU enabled their uprising.
@shademidnight6007
@shademidnight6007 4 жыл бұрын
I normally don't comment but this video deserves an acknowledgment; thank your for putting in the effort to evaluate a game I myself will never play. I saw it on the steam store back during a sale and got the same feeling as from HDTF and while it is nowhere near as unpolished it oozed many of the same warnings... lots of attention and many promises that would look presumptuous even from the likes of Bethesda, Bioware, and Valve during their heydays. Your teaser on the stealth mechanics only cemented my assumptions and with many companies taking nosedives into silly genre tropes that would put the Cod and Doom clone days to shame I didn't hold out much hope for this one, and that was long before I had any clue who Spiders were (even after watching your Mars series). This has been thoroughly enjoyable to watch and listen too and your half praising sarcastic voice made even this game (which looked painful to play if I'm being honest) genuinely entertaining. Contentedly awaiting more videos of scathing praise and humor... Shade E. Midnight P.S. I forgot I was on KZbin and wrote this comment like a FF.net review.... cheers!
@michaelweaver9360
@michaelweaver9360 4 жыл бұрын
He always finds the strangest little games that will otherwise be forgotten.
@vetreas366
@vetreas366 2 жыл бұрын
So the main plot essentially becomes: Constantin: Oh no, I'm dying and losing my mind while I do so. The pain is unbearable! Catasach: That calls for my special homemade beer with a dash of tainted blood and a magic ritual that will bind you to the land! You... weren't planning on leaving anytime soon, right? Constantin: Nah, my dad's an asshole. Cool shit you got here, you sure it won't turn me evil or something? Catasach: Naaaaaaaaaaaaah High-King: Monster! Demon! Evil! Destroyer! Despoiler! I am Harvey Birdman, High-King at law! I will build an igloo made of rocks and trap you in it! Constantin: What. Catasach: Wh--- **dies** Sardet: Unhand that handsome cousin at once! High-King: Never! I am the hero and will save everyone through the means of kidnapping and murder! CAAAAAW!! Sardet: Siora! Hand me my duck-hunting rifle! High-King: Caaaw?! **dies as well** Doctor: Welp, your brother looks like an environmentalist zombie with tree branches coming out of his skull... but he's physically fit to rule! All hail zombie Constantin! Constantin: Hey coz! I'm doing great! Feels like I could even... take over the world! **winks in the general direction of the player's POV** Sardet: Ah that's cool and also not evil, happy you're fine coz! Many hours later Tree God: Your coz is not fine! Sardet: Whaaaaaaaaaaa? Tree God: Dude went crazy with fear after almost dying, can't you see? I mean, really, can't you see? Dude has tree branches coming out of his head, shit's weird! Sardet: You're a tree! Tree God: Exactly my point! Do you see any tree branches coming out of MY head? Sardet: Not having this conversation, "Dad" now what do about my cousin who I don't believe is actually evil. Tree God: Follow him for 5 damned minutes and see what happens. A bit later Constantin: **does evil** Sardet: Le Gacaine gasp! We must stop him! Fucker's evil! A bit more later but not much more Sardet: Welp, my allies have chosen the most effective team ups that will allow them to fight better without any unnecessary friction that a writer may need to actually resolve if this was a narrative of some sort so that's cool. Friends left me as well... You'd think that the expedition to attack the enemy mastermind would warrant a few bodyguards... But whatevs, maybe they wanted to give us some space so I could be murdered or corrupted in peace... Sardet: ... Sardet: I have no friends and hope they all die. Let's storm the castle! Sardet: Wait, actually why *are* they all hanging back? I thought the whole point was stopping Const---- Constantin: COUSIN! How nice to see you! You know I always loved you, right? How about a homemade refreshing corruption beer? It's made of tainted blood and whatever else I had lying around! It will grow some evil on your chest... or something! Sardet: ... Well, I guess it's good I'm alone so I can make this decision, otherwise I may have had to argue with someone and as an official Legate and diplomat, arguing is just not my strong suit. Now what to do here? I know he's evil, I've made that point and ran my ass around to unite people against him instead of just letting him do what he wanted... But he is a nice chap all around when he's not murdering people or bringing the Apocalypse to the whole planet... DRINK THE BEER ENDING! Sardet: Yeah, fuck it. I hate everyone in this world, my blind dying mother included, I hope she suffered as she withered away knowing she would never lay eyes on me again or ever hear my voice! Not my real mom anyway! As for my "friends" the fuckers let me storm a castle alone so I might as well give them a surprise when I come out! Constantin: Cool de Courcillon: World's dying and I suck lol STAB THE DEER COUSIN ENDING! Sardet: Yeah, sure, that sounds cool but you wanna know what would be cooler? Constantin: Ah... well, sure, cousin! I'd love to see what you had that was cooler! You know how we always played as children and you... Sardet: It's MY KNIFE! **stabs** Constantin: Awww come on! **falls down dead** Sardet: You know, for a man who really feared death and then took what was essentially poison to maybe avoid it and then went insane out of the fear of dying later on, you seem rather blasé about this. Constantin: **dead** Sardet: I mean I'm just saying if you were this uninterested you could've just... stopped at some point before you grew deer antlers made of tree branches Constantin: **still dead** Sardet: I mean it was outright character assassination-- Constantin: **it's bad writing, okay?** Sardet: Ah! Well, then, I should contribute to the atmosphere. **cradles the deer cousin's body** "Goodnight, sweet prince!" Constantin: **if I still had bodily functions I would cringe so hard I'd die again** de Courcillon: All's good and I still suck lol In retrospect, the "bad" ending makes a lot of sense if we look at things in context and just assume Sardet is done with the bullshit of having to mediate between 5 cultures with factions ran by idiots, populated by morally bankrupt monsters and the "now the world is ending too so better get on it, Sardet" situation. I mean, he's supposed to be an important ambassador and all he did was run around the swamp killing animals and doing errands for most of the game. They have a mercenary army at their disposal and one of the higher ups is still doing errands for everyone else, including said mercenaries. To be fair, I actually enjoyed the game when I played it. Not because it was good but I felt it was promising and that a follow-up could possibly iron out most of the issues and hollow aspects of it. But then I again, I had not played either of the Technomancer games at that time. So for someone who only played this one game from Spiders, it's a pretty interesting thing with good potential whereas for Spiders games veterans, it's just indicative that they haven't really improved the key aspects of their story telling and gameplay mechanics. It's an expected dichotomy, for sure, but it does tell me that Spiders seem content to just... be good enough so that it's not outright repulsive to new players. That's not the Bioware way! The Bioware way is that you make some decent games and build a reputation, get bought out by EA and then have your soul removed slowly withering into a husk of your former self that EA can put on over their face and pretend like everything is fine! With that said, I do hope EA one day puts spiders over its face before remembering it's highly arachnophobic.
@GantXP
@GantXP Жыл бұрын
Nice. Wasn't expecting all that when I hit "Read more".
@Kaneland2014
@Kaneland2014 Жыл бұрын
Even on a rewatch, I still end up in stitches at Part 8: The Anatomy of a Quest. The way you make progressively more annoyed remarks every time you go back to Courcillion is always hilarious!
@Thevarg
@Thevarg 4 жыл бұрын
"I hope 2020 is good". Oh, brother... Nice and witty as always Snake, i'm trying to forcefeed your vids to my friends in every possible situation.
@bunnylovingbastard
@bunnylovingbastard Жыл бұрын
Honestly the imbalance of the firearms in this game is literally the meme of "I have a literal gun" in response to any impressive threat because that's how it works. Native warrior? Gun Heavily armoured Coin Guard? Gun Giant elemental beast that was impossible to defeat to our ancestors? Well I guess they didn't have the majesty of GUN!
@dereklupsiewcz4862
@dereklupsiewcz4862 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. This is exactly the shit I needed today. A good snakerer vid and one chock full of emotion at that! You're a god DAMN treat to watch man, get some nice rest and I'll be happy whenever the next vid comes.
@spacedout1395
@spacedout1395 4 жыл бұрын
Snaker, you beautiful bastard. Merry Christmas and never stop making videos, and please, make more videos on VR games, one I’d recommend is Boneworks. And remember, madness combat is one of the BEST graphic animated series.
@Tehsnakerer
@Tehsnakerer 4 жыл бұрын
Trust me I'm in on Boneworks, it's a very likely future vid
@spacedout1395
@spacedout1395 4 жыл бұрын
Tehsnakerer Yes, YES
@assvibes3866
@assvibes3866 4 жыл бұрын
that madness combat flash game on newgrounds back in the day ran at about 4 FPS on the school library computers but it was sick
@cpt.straginski161
@cpt.straginski161 4 жыл бұрын
@@assvibes3866 and game still is sick, they made like non flash sequel and its look nice, check out
@bosseyedboo1450
@bosseyedboo1450 4 жыл бұрын
@@cpt.straginski161 massively overrated only idiots rate the game good. play Real games not games made for idiots or kids.
@dootmarine1140
@dootmarine1140 4 жыл бұрын
I really had high hopes for this game but decided to check this review out first. You've killed my interest and hearing your pure, unbridled emotion makes me honestly say... Thank you very much!
@dieyng
@dieyng Жыл бұрын
Maybe don't give too much weight to a single reviewer, who definitely has a skewed perspective on what constitutes a good game. I like Snakerer, he's smart and funny, but unless you constantly find yourself agreeing with him on titles that aren't already known as complete rubbish from the start, you might consider his biases.
@frostsoul4199
@frostsoul4199 3 ай бұрын
honestly, i think that if we were to go along with Snake's proposition for how the game's decisions should be handled, i think Constantin should also be influenced by our choices. imagine if while he was sick, he had spies watching over our actions, so he could study what we do and how we handle politics. it would make sense that a dying man would want to know the progress of the one person that is working tirelessly to save him. and this studious and intelligent nature of his could make him a far more capable than ourselves if he weren't deathly sick. so if we were suave but also evil and incredibly selfish to the point of where we screw over others for personal or political gain, Constantin would take that to heart as to how a leader should be. which would make his transformation into potential villainy actually threatening, giving us another reason to take selfless actions to prevent him from being influenced by our misdeeds. and if we were to take a path of understanding, and utmost peaceful resolutions possible, it could even allow us to not have to fight him, since he would know better.
@maples9096
@maples9096 4 жыл бұрын
i always make it a priority to watch your videos as soon as i can when i see them drop! thank you for all the time you spend putting them together and sharing them with us.
@sean8102
@sean8102 4 жыл бұрын
This was a nice surprise to enjoy during holiday break. Hope you have a great Christmas and happy new year. Thanks for all the great content.
@japkoslav
@japkoslav 4 жыл бұрын
29:50 I just realized she it the same vioce actress that voiced half of the frikin Skyrim :D
@justincarnes1656
@justincarnes1656 4 жыл бұрын
I really liked the game, up till I tried to get to know my companions. They were flat. A lot of interesting lore, mythology, and internal and external conflict that would make a great story should they ever really try. Fun game-play loop. Nice looking environments. (possible spoilers) One faction got on my bad side early in because a dude straight up murdered a native in the middle of the street because 'religion'. I took every chance I got for the rest of the game to dismantle that religion. Another faction used me to kill a rival. I saved the rival (not sure if he could have even died) and made a mental note to poison the dude's food later. In the late game, I found out that yet another faction was doing human experimentation, so I killed everyone there and put a bullet in the lead researcher's brain. I will never claim to play good people. I will play moral people. Felt like they were shoving environmentalism in my face and playing on the "noble savage" trope the entire time.
@Vernatio
@Vernatio 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, new video. I really appreciate you following through with the developers/series you cover (Media Mobsters, Xenus, and now Spiders). Makes for an engaging ride from start to finish
@stonefreesia6930
@stonefreesia6930 4 жыл бұрын
This video has been teased so much and I'm so excited it's finally here
@olo9127
@olo9127 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for shouting out Ludo Lense at 33:00 ! He has a pretty low subscriber count and hasn't put anything out in a while, so I doubt I ever would have discovered him on my own, but his videos are great! Been watching through his catalogue in between constantly rewatching your and Mandalore's videos.
@ravenknight4876
@ravenknight4876 4 жыл бұрын
Would you consider doing a Kingdome come:deliverance critique at some point ? There doesn't seem to be a long form one anywhere so far.
@caladamson7281
@caladamson7281 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJikkGCZaNalirc This one by NeverKnowsBest is good
@ravenknight4876
@ravenknight4876 3 жыл бұрын
@@caladamson7281 It's too short for my liking
@kakazi2170
@kakazi2170 3 жыл бұрын
6:53 Kurt: "Fight with Honor!" De Sardet: *"Parry this you fuckin casual"*
@iainball8450
@iainball8450 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh 2020 is gonna be great for you; I promise
@bizzapandare1209
@bizzapandare1209 4 жыл бұрын
It didn't aged well, eh?
@iainball8450
@iainball8450 4 жыл бұрын
Marta Gilewska definitely not
@traumatizedgermansoldier3856
@traumatizedgermansoldier3856 4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy it did not
@jadewedge6082
@jadewedge6082 3 жыл бұрын
"But he does not look like he was a fight..." *Petrus, streaking through the air at mach 5, hits the floor with nary a scratch on him.* "That is unlikely..." God. That was perfect, Snake.
@LumosX
@LumosX 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, sounds like the ending actually pissed you off. Great work as always, snake-man, and a wonderfully detailed look at something I had no intention of playing. Thanks.
@caprikoziol4150
@caprikoziol4150 4 жыл бұрын
Barely played past the prologue myself, and my experience neatly aligns with your expose here. I see I didn't miss much after all... Really enjoyed and appreciate this video for your insights, sharp humor and, frankly, compelling storytelling while dumping all over the canyons of squandered potential. You've got yourself a new sub!
@loganm986
@loganm986 3 жыл бұрын
I keep finding myself coming back to this video in a time of need of relief from mundanity. Love ya vids, Snakeyboi
@defaultthedude8164
@defaultthedude8164 4 жыл бұрын
This game looks like dragon age inquisition. Right down to the faces gloss. The classes reminds me of fable series combat.
@Skreezilla
@Skreezilla 4 жыл бұрын
fantastic work as ever.
@jessb5437
@jessb5437 4 жыл бұрын
I love your long vids, Snakerer! Can't wait for your next upload!
@JayTohab
@JayTohab Жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video- comfy viewing, and very insightful about RPGs, which as someone writing text adventures is useful for me. Thank you!
@TitusReviews
@TitusReviews 3 жыл бұрын
I was playing EU4 on mute while watching this video, so when I heard EU4 music I thought I was going crazy before I realised it was from this
@DasLPEis
@DasLPEis 3 жыл бұрын
So, I wanna say this. I've been watching your videos for like 2 years now and I keep rewatching them over and over (especially Hunt Down To Fuck and Dead Rising 4) but I hadn't watched this video until very recently. I started watching in segments about 3 or 4 days ago whenever I had the time and whenever I open KZbin I see this at the top of my recommended tab. The vibes I get when I watch this are unforgettable. It feels like you and I have gone on this adventure that is ripping this game apart. It feels like we're friends, it gives me such a feeling of comfort and company (in a time like this it is very much appreciated) I'll add this to my list of my all time favorite KZbin videos to rewatch it very soon. Stay healthy and stay safe!
@Tehsnakerer
@Tehsnakerer 3 жыл бұрын
You stay safe as well
@freelancepear87kakkoka11
@freelancepear87kakkoka11 3 жыл бұрын
the first bossfight simply made me think if i was going to make a several month sea voyage on a ship with a huge hole on it's side.
@lcmiracle
@lcmiracle 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the Coin Guard (or whatever they are called) is kinda like the Landsknecht? They started out as an attempt to form a professional army unit in the veins of the Swiss Pikemen, raised by Maximillian I of the HRE because he couldn't hire the Swiss. However these mercenaries were unruly and often disobey orders to sack towns against orders when payment was not met. For example, the Landsknecht in Maximillian's invasion of Hungary famously refused to advance on Buda because they weren't satisfied with their pay. 6000 spaniards and 14000 Landsknecht under Emperor Charles V also mutinied to sack Rome in 1572. Due to the fact the imperial system was incapable of paying a permanent large body of professional soldiers, the Landsknecht hired themselves out to other European powers. The Black Band fought under the French King for ten years, and the Spanish and the Danes too hired their services, other monarchs of the continent likely did the same also.
@planescaped
@planescaped 3 жыл бұрын
The "lore" in Greedfall does a lot of things right, but it also failed on the very basics of being believable and making logical sense. It's the type of world building I'd expect out of an amateur writer. There's raw talent on display, but a lack of experience or perhaps just focus to properly implement it.
@RubedoURTV666
@RubedoURTV666 10 ай бұрын
God, I'd pay actual money to see your analysis of the Xenosaga series. So few people have covered it, and of those few, maybe one or two were intellectual. I would be a completely different adult if I hadn't played that series as a teenager. It's one of those series that has rational explanations for everything in its world (as in, names for all the technology, how that technology works, who invented it, etc.), but is also highly metaphorical (each game being named after a book from Nietzsche, and revolving around similar themes to that book - the first being, 'Will to Power,' a fundamental drive Nietzsche believed was the ultimate motivation for every human act, with characters in the game essentially making arguments for or against this theory). If someone said to me that they were remastering the Xenosaga games for this generation of consoles, and I just had to stab someone in the face for that to happen - people better start wearing Kevlar face masks :).
@tacosHELLYEAH
@tacosHELLYEAH 4 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas man, thanks for all the videos, and hope for more in the new year! I love your stuff
@weftin5721
@weftin5721 2 жыл бұрын
Time for my yearly rewatch of one of my favorite Tehsnakerer videos
Playing Watch_Dogs: Botch_Dogs
1:11:08
Tehsnakerer
Рет қаралды 500 М.
Hunting Down the Freeman: The Seven Hour Chore
1:23:33
Tehsnakerer
Рет қаралды 3,6 МЛН
Increíble final 😱
00:37
Juan De Dios Pantoja 2
Рет қаралды 86 МЛН
Пробую самое сладкое вещество во Вселенной
00:41
Кушать Хочу
Рет қаралды 3,7 МЛН
⬅️🤔➡️
00:31
Celine Dept
Рет қаралды 37 МЛН
Playing E.V.O: The 4.6 Billion Year Journey
1:27:50
Tehsnakerer
Рет қаралды 1,2 МЛН
Playing Sonic Forces: Boost too Thin? (Analysis/Review)
1:01:33
Tehsnakerer
Рет қаралды 326 М.
Playing Dead Rising 4: To be Frank, it is Terrible
1:41:24
Tehsnakerer
Рет қаралды 1,6 МЛН
Playing Neuro: The Lost Last Game of 2006 (is weird)
1:38:07
Tehsnakerer
Рет қаралды 439 М.
Playing Watch_Dogs 2: Blume Blooms
1:41:02
Tehsnakerer
Рет қаралды 364 М.
Playing Yakuza: A Bit Like a Dragon (Analysis/Review)
1:21:13
Tehsnakerer
Рет қаралды 301 М.
Playing Evil Genius: Dawdling to Doomsday
1:04:36
Tehsnakerer
Рет қаралды 226 М.
Playing Dead Rising 3: A Week Long Curbstomp
41:49
Tehsnakerer
Рет қаралды 337 М.
Terrible and Great RPGs from Spiders Studio
41:10
Click4Gameplay
Рет қаралды 199 М.
Lp. Последняя Реальность #87 ВОЙНА: НАЧАЛО [План Мафиози] • Майнкрафт
36:53
ЗЛОЙ РАТТЕ VS ЧЕШСКИЙ МОРТИРА-МОНСТР
6:37
НАСТОЯЩАЯ ЖИЗНЬ КОТА В ВР ( I Am Cat )
22:48
perpetuumworld
Рет қаралды 704 М.
ПАУ КЕК ҚАЙТАРМАҚШЫ
12:59
Armani -KazakhHL-
Рет қаралды 17 М.
КВАДРОБЕРЫ в РОБЛОКС
9:41
Милс PLAY
Рет қаралды 587 М.