Playing the Lowest Rated Rhythm Games on Steam

[@coolcactus8861]

Hacker's Beat has potential but it needs a more defined set of buttons instead of "general area", it could also work for mobile.

[@Hexqbe]

My favorite among all these

[@ElTovarish]

Idk chief, I'm retarded so every time that I try to play mania, I mess up with the position of the keys, so I loved the "general area" thing

[@yuvx8516]

And cleaner visuals

[@tomikun8057]

It also needs less fancy graphics. The green boxes are hard enough for my eyes

[@blikthepro972]

it has too much potential

[@Zamerux]

The hacker one was the only one that looked even remotely enjoyable as a rhythm game

[@IthinkitsaDanny]

honestly looks like just fixing the camera angle and dividing the keyboard into sections/colors could improve it by a shit ton

[@MrTinkerDoodle]

@@IthinkitsaDanny yes and also fixed keybinds instead of just "general area", and it could even work on mobile

[@FFILLEN]

The first one was just a fever dream

[@SateLight]

but worse

[@sobot_]

MonkaW

[@flam1ngskulls154]

Fax

[@armiea6063]

@@SateLight how

[@ninkell1155]

@@armiea6063 IT BAD

[@GWSNtheworld]

1st rhythm game should just rebrand into a horror game

[@gyroninjamodder]

The DigiPen logo at 0:44 suggests that this was just a school project.

[@BJGvideos]

Yeah it looks like it could have promise as basically anything else.

[@kyto5001]

The lighting was cool in some of the scenes but definitely gameplay like a school project

[@MrTinkerDoodle]

It feels like it would be far better as a horror-fps game thing

[@GWSNtheworld]

why did i say this

[@Lemieux_channel]

The animation in Metonymy is so uncanny looking; it looks like one of those weird early 2000’s animations by some company experimenting with CGI for the first time😂

[@Zulf85]

The way the people look reminds me of Reboot...am I too old to be here lol

[@smileyboi9386]

It's like final fantasy spirits within. The uncanny valley's lowest poin

[@NiekNooijens]

It said digipen on the front, which means it's made by students

[@Lemieux_channel]

Niek Nooijens Oh, that makes a lot more sense! For students they actually did pretty well,😄especially since programming such a complex game must be difficult

[@bee_irl]

It's a bowling alley TV strike screen

[@sanesane3764]

KoiFish: “I just wanna play a rhythm game” That person: “Your role here was a mistake”

[@drwhothehell]

that first game seems like it could actually become a super good game. the artstyle is interesting, could use work but looks quite nice as well

[@henry-td1ew]

it seemed quite random when you were going through this story and then all of a sudden u have to do a rhythm game but i catch ur drift.

[@stellarphantasmvfx5504]

@@henry-td1ew I agree with u

[@Josuh]

It seems like it would work better for mobiles

[@Marcel1298-p9f]

Looks like something from Suda51

[@ShiroCh_ID]

i think it work better as a story t3ll game like minecraft story mode

[@rotervogel1523]

"How do things get this bad" is what I was thinking in Metonymy

[@lunoeruuu]

i couldn't believe this kind of game exist tho.

[@rrohbot]

It was a school project, to be fair.

[@AnniVoorhees]

Girl in the first 'rhythm' game: "Are you able to keep going?" Koifishu: Koifishu: no

[@eijfornadlleis8996]

kid: "mom can I play osu ?" mom: "no we have already osu at home" osu at home: metonymy

[@JackTR21]

How did things get this bad?

[@Raivenn_]

For a school project it's kinda good

[@dgtl_nightmares3773]

ngl that first game is really ambitious, it really seems to be a passion project and not just a quick cash grab and I can absolutely respect that also the akihabara one tries to be Lumines really hard from the looks of it

[@teraspeXt]

The Uro game clearly used broken Google Translate.

[@stellarphantasmvfx5504]

I have seen some Japanese games on Play Store, and most of the English ones have terrible Google Translate Translations

[@ItsCosmoTewulf]

I've actually seen better translations from Google Translate itself.

[@notinfrontofmysalad2896]

And I think some of the character designs are almost copied. I mean, the white animal looks exactly like a character called Kyubey, just in a different color. Well idk, it IS a simple design💀💀

[@ari6316]

@@notinfrontofmysalad2896 the plot with the blue king and the red king sounds alot like the anime "K"

[@notinfrontofmysalad2896]

@@ari6316 oh yea that too, I noticed that but I didnt want to say anything lol

[@PristinePanda]

i like the concept of the hacker game. the game play itself doesnt look incredibly fun though. id probably get bored pretty fast

[@osku2290]

When i was born Everyone: How did things get this bad

[@eemeli7093]

U a finn?

[@osku2290]

@@eemeli7093 jep

[@eemeli7093]

@@osku2290 yeee

[@mikael9325]

Please try "A dance of fire and ice" ! Simple and good rhythm game, not so popular though

[@tomikun8057]

aaaaaaaaaa

[@yuza1726]

The hell you mean by not popular. Literally Faker from LOL playing it on stream everyday for weeks with 20k+ viewers.

[@mikael9325]

@@yuza1726 Oh one guy streamed it.. then it must be popular! No. Even xqc played it but it still has relatively little players.

[@Jono997]

@@mikael9325 I mean, I an a total basic bitch with rhythm games. If I've heard of it (and it isn't one I made), it can't be /that/ obscure.

[@nadavvvv]

please also try this one not popular game, osu

[@craftgamersplyx_8797]

“How did things get this bad” It will soon become a meme

[@tsubasa83_ch]

The mispellings on Hacker's Beat seem to be like weird special characters, like I noticed how @ is always at the end of a line and gimportant stuffh is between a g and an h.

[@gab_gallard]

Well, Hacker's Beat looks kinda cool though. I guess they need to work on their tutorial, UI, and chart design a bit, but the mechanics look ok.

[@Kevaca]

Tbh, hackers beat and uro were actually "good". Maybe not extremely good, but not that bad

[@Jono997]

Yeah, I looked at this and thought "Is this actually the worst?" I legit wanna play HB out of sheer curiousity. Edit: Just saw the game is $15. Fuck that. The day I play this game is the day I make my own version.

[@Zulf85]

If they had more concrete controls (like specified key range) it could be great

[@superl8296]

Uro is a blatant rip off of a game called muse dash

[@Jono997]

@@superl8296 And? In The Groove is a blatant rip off of Dance Dance Revolution, but that doesn't automatically make it horrible trash that should be ignored.

[@superl8296]

Jono99 where did my comment say it’s a horrible game that should be ignored. I just wanted to show someone a better (imo) version of a game that they might be interested in

[@jerzysielicki-baryka9652]

metonymy looks like it has so much potential, i loved the artistic aspect of it but like. it was so bAD

[@hook5995]

Uro was like they translated it from Japanese to one language, than kept translating the last translations to make new translations

[@debunny]

0:10 Metonomy 6:03 Fermi's Path 7:00 Hacker's Beat 10:38 URO 14:04 Akihabara - Feel the Rhythm

[@Ranoutof_nameideas]

"feel the rhythm" more like.. just playing tetris. with diffrent music

[@poopman2904]

It reminded me more of puyo puyo or doctor mario rather than tetris

[@XiGlove]

I swear this video is gonna blow up 7 years later

[@nizhamrafalazuardi7900]

Bet

[@dc6050]

koi getting 10mill subs

[@cy4ni430]

Predicting the future, are we?

[@beetlebbiscuits]

Now *we* will be the og people in the comments section of old videos who made their comment 10 years ago!

[@stellarphantasmvfx5504]

@@cy4ni430 I saw that profile picture....somewhere

[@meganisdumb]

can we agree that KoiFishu laughing is the most wholesome thing

[@therealsuper5828]

hacker's beat is actually a good game imo

[@Exarian]

I really hope Metonymy's devs get another crack at it with some hindsight. I see a LOT of potential there for something weird and wonderful but it's just too unpolished to work. The rhythm-based battles aren't entirely unprecedented but I gotta say I was almost getting into it seeing the cinematics of it mixed with the genuinely cool character designs.

[@Kira-rn9fl]

Fermi’s Path looks like it just really wants to be Thumper.

[@varanova6086]

Hi koi, I'm a beginner osu! Player and I really love to see that your doing osu! Related content even outside of osu! But still rythem game based. Well I don't really like coffee, but the one thing I like and love is your:Content, Skill, and overall KZbin channel. Love u koi, keep up the content

[@mesho8575]

it's nice to see beginner osu players like you, I hope you continue to enjoy the game

[@varanova6086]

Btw osu! Profile is here:osu.ppy.sh/users/17390894

[@stellarphantasmvfx5504]

@@shedig3286 I dunno why, but the Osu! Lazer entry sound played on my head

[@SwitchyWitch_]

Beginner? Your rank is like 1 mil ahead of me

[@mezurashiio]

@@varanova6086 Damn bro are you sure you're a beginner? It doesn't seem like it lmao. I just started playing like a month ago so I'm pretty new at the game and I suck at it lmao 🤣

[@kaydwessie296]

That one game with the bad translations is just like "PEOPLE WILL BUY OUR RYTHM GAME IF EVERYTHING IN IT LOOKS LIKE MIKU" and that's fuckin pathetic tbh. Like literally both character designs are just "WE HAVE MIKU AT HOME"

[@azureaqua_1177]

Kay Dwessie It looks like this one arcade game that has gacha-ing aspects in it, like these cards and you also have to control the charecters while hitting the keys? daugh. i forgot what the name was it sounds like i’m spitting non-sense..

[@samuelsalvatore4511]

the first one looks actually really good, it has a ton of potential and interesting ideas but I bet all the money I've ever had that it was made in a single morning

[@minecraze]

Koifishu’s baby: o-o-osu Koifishu: *thats my boy*

[@Squink13]

Thank you for this comment

[@hboogy101]

i need to save this comment

[@marymayorga5227]

Kofishu's baby: m-metronymy Kofishu: *_s h u t u p_*

[@1ittlegs]

The first game is the alternate dimension where suda 51 makes rhythm games and honestly, I want more of that.

[@CloutmasterPhluphyy]

The first one could've been good in concept but in execution, it was just bad

[@OrangeC7]

Ok I just want to know what in the world was supposed to be going on in that first game and also when it got to the actual gameplay it started looking pretty sick ngl

[@robotlogan]

Honestly sad we didnt get to see you play Audition Online, It was a fun stream though.

[@michi7314]

12:00 looks like Rhythm Doctor xD would love to see you play Rhythm Doctor ^^ and nice video btw

[@Jono997]

yessssss rd is so goooooooood

[@dannychen7171]

the hacking one has good concepts ngl

[@Ahmed_0303]

I wonder what the guy thought when he made the first game lmao

[@stellarphantasmvfx5504]

Basically a small project

[@McSqueezy]

13:32 koi: "the songs aren't that bad" koi, not even 10 seconds later: "this song is awful"

[@supernenechi]

The demo second game was infinitely more of a game than the first piece of coding and modelling vomit was

[@basicallytoxic]

"The songs are actually pretty good" 1 second later: " This song is so bad"

[@Andreas1342]

"The mapping is terrible" 1:33 And the gameplay after holy shit man I f*cking lost it LOL

[@nopsry9694]

I cannot believe the first game just ended like that. Holy shit. I laughed so hard, lmao. Thanks for taking one for the team.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Hacker’s Beat looks fun as is, I honestly wouldn’t mind picking that one up sometime

[@rock374]

“I’m looking a visible color” *Godzilla has a stroke reading this and fucking died while laugh*

[@steel5897]

Hacker Beat is actually accurate, that's what hackers do, I saw it on NCIS.

[@MrObam]

Play the highest rated rhythm games on steam now

[@wizthewitch]

I find it funny that the people who made Hacker's Beat also made TouHou Luna Nights

[@tykrapf6969]

5:32, that's what she said

[@avi-ul8pr]

You say "Expart" like its already in your vocabulary. I don't know why, but it makes me laugh.

[@REI-tribution]

I'm early for once. Tbh, the first game looks like a horror/rpg game.

[@TTNDR]

Video 5 of my request. Next: playing every blue dragon/ mismaguis map difficulty (ranked/loved/unranked).

[@jan4772]

it got boring after the second time

[@zodiahk]

@@jan4772 true

[@jakeh2034]

Hacker's Beats seems like a really cute meme game. Like imagine green screening your hand cam and chair cam on top of the game play.

[@CFootprints]

Okay so that first one was literally a 2010 era newgrounds fever dream, but in unity. Because of course it's in unity.

[@isacj2139]

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read these sentences and fucking died

[@TheoHiggins]

I shouldn't have looked at that first game while hungover. I feel worse now.

[@kohimame]

Hacker's Beat reminds me of Sound Voltex, but like, you use a keyboard..?

[@Jono997]

And key mash instead of hold.

[@SquishBaron]

I complain about the translation in Rayark games but 10:47 has completely changed my perspective

[@sugg5719]

The character in the first one looked like batman with his cape.

[@8bitidiot671]

Have you ever tried playing any project diva games? They are rhythm games on the PS3, PSP, PSVita, PS4, and Nintendo Switch. I would like to see you play that if you can

[@lordgigenshtain]

the first one would have been a great movie.

[@weebuhdee8615]

I am surprised you were able to fit metonymy into the time you did

[@alexh7849]

same, it was like 40 minutes of torture lmao

[@BladeMK]

It was just a prolonged cutscene that had to context to it

[@stellarphantasmvfx5504]

Honestlyy, it would be better if it's a short film, instead of a game

[@decalcomanie123]

I have never been scarred by a game that I have never even played

[@DreamingBlindly]

Out of them all, I think the Hacker's one has potential. But the other four... Obviously just thought that they'd go for an "original" idea and plop mechanics from unrelated games in there and ignore the many free programming tutorials, game suggestions and tips found all across the internet. I died inside while watching someone even try to suffer through them.

[@KZ-hu9uj]

I don't know who you are, but I could listen to you narrate shittily translated games for the rest of my life

[@grimelord9702]

First Ayyy, btw thanks for suffering for our entertainment

[@kuiki8654]

my ass

[@kam2894]

no you weren’t lol

[@lucasgc3585]

1. You weren’t first 2. Even if you were ppl don’t care much now:V

[@MedAmynM]

Dude, i played URO like once before and didn't even complete the first level, it was just too good for me.

[@enzomoreno2440]

Yea this was great I thought the first one was hilarious

[@rammylethal]

the 3D models of the humans are extremely weird

[@zjinn305]

The first one gives me mad furi vibes

[@HOYOI]

The hacking game is a really good concept and could be tied in with gameplay - like you play as a hacker that got hired to do some work.

[@ktsune3530]

I would pay money to see metonymy turned into a full game

[@naxzed_it]

"Finally free OnlyFans" -KoiFishu playing Hacker's Beat, 2020

[@FreedorSX]

If the first games animations wouldn‘t be that bad i would play it xD

[@soda_the_clown]

OMFG. Okay hear me out, growing up my family wasn't financially stable, so my parents couldn't get me any gifts or toys. But on my 7th birthday they got me a movie dvd (it was pirated obviously). They thought they bought a Thomas the engine christmas movie special (since i was a huge fangirl for trains back then) and i swear to god, the thing that played on it was the first cutscene of the first game. I was literally so traumatized lmao

[@Slinkai]

The hacker one doesn’t seem too bad

[@soryuaims]

"How did things get this bad?"

[@zoeythebee1779]

The hacker one with a little polish I think would be super dope

[@walkermelin8876]

Now I’m so glad I didn’t buy uro lmao

[@loli42]

is it because of the ticky world view

[@HYPERR3AL]

The first one gives me FURI vibes with its walking and the artstyle

[@broik8877]

the hacker one actually seemed kinda ok

[@HoneyKittyVio]

Local man suffers so you don't have to

[@kyokonull]

if a sequel happens and mine ends up here tell my family i love them

[@YayapLives]

Lol Digipen. So Metonymy was clearly a grad project. You know what also was a grad project from Digipen? Portal. let that sink in.

[@Abyssalkid]

Hey Koi, have you ever played Muse Dash? Been hooked on it for the last few weeks grinding FC's and highscores.

[@theworstmeme6420]

dude let me get that soundtrack at 13:37 that shit is a slap seriously if anyone can find what song this is please give me the link

[@johandominguez6788]

You should try intralism, it has its faults but it’s worth a try

[@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_]

>The songs aren't that bad >The song is awful

[@Yusanis]

O fuck, Hacker's Beat. I enjoyed it so much back in the day for some reason and even created some custom content for it

[@jaxyn2857]

Why is his laugh the best thing about this video 😂

[@auxiekitty]

i would LOVE to play akihabara but the way they change color palettes between every level is an eyesore. it takes me way too long to get used to it, it fades in the new one with the next song like a playlist. by the time i know what's going on i'm already doing shit

[@humphreywolfe]

"Outfit 2 or outfit 1?" Chat: *unanimously spams 2* I see they are men of culture as well 😏

[@onecap1]

Play intralism, the game has bugs but the concept is great

[@jasonpang5763]

*Everybody hangstar until Karlson comes along.*

[@OrderedEntropy]

The first game looks literally the same quality as most new cartoons on channels likes DisneyXD and nick

[@harryruffin1548]

I reckon if that 3rd game got some polish on it, it would be pretty neat.

[@pricefieldx]

11:56 plays on easy complains that it's not difficult 😂👌 Edit: nevermind actually no difficulty

[@Nathan_7978]

you need to try vinyl, its probably the worst rhythm game on steam thats still sort of a rhythm game i found it when i first got steam after playing gh and even for my standards at the time i thought it was awful

[@kurostyx9124]

isnt akihabara similar to lumines

[@reallyboringindividual]

Some guy has an interesting concept for a rhythm game: WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP! ppy mc pepperson dean hurrrbert copies osu tatakae ouendan and elite beat agents in 2007, then taiko no tatsujin, then djmax: WHAT AN AMAZING RHYTHM GAME!111 This annoys me.