playing the most realistic dating sim ever

[@Poofesure]

no SpongeBob, that’s italian

[@mikeyplier]

First

[@oof0120]

No u

[@TOSC1Kroadto2ksubs]

First

[@Iroh138]

hey dadd

[@troydefrancescotheplotagon3245]

I know patrick

[@_tails6342]

Only poof can rage in a dating game because of how fast the subtitles go

[@spencer4771]

Literally 3 min in, only has pushed one button and he's yelling already XD

[@_tails6342]

@@spencer4771 ye xD

[@braizin4206]

That shit had me dying

[@Weed69420]

Weed

[@bugattiflag658]

I was frustrated watching the untained Netflix. The subtitles just go fast forward I can’t-

[@EthanRKassel]

The fact that you think it's Italian instead of realizing it's Turkish makes it way funnier

[@Gatzucortezemmanuel357]

He thought it was in Spanish lmao

[@Jd18122]

American moment

[@GayLuigi333]

Why tf would an American know what Turkish sounds like (I am also an American that has no idea what Turkish sounds like)

[@markymark443]

@@GayLuigi333 at the very least I think it's reasonable to expect someone even in America to know that's not Italian or Spanish, because it literally could not sound any less like those. 💀 When he said "Egyptian" at first (which I'm pretty sure is just Arabic) he was at least somewhat close, in a way.

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

@@markymark443 it’s probably a simple case of just calling something we don’t know the closest thing they know I don’t think it Sounds aribic it’s sounds Mediterranean (Turkish)

[@NotJellyGD]

the fact that this game isn’t english and has subtitles makes it 10 times better

[@mar754]

European/Turkish viewers are laughing 😂

[@pablosolermontanos641]

And the fast that the subtitles go

[@coquimapping8680]

How can he not read that. Just don’t read it out loud! If he doesn’t I’m sure he could read it all.

[@tblais1041]

@@coquimapping8680 he's a KZbinr, he pretty much has to read them aloud

[@montydoesgames]

@@mar754 I'm English (UK, so still European) and I haven't a clue what they were saying without the subtitles (Europeans don't speak every language in Europe because God damn is that a lot of languages to know)

[@makenziestephenson9894]

Poof we praise you for always choosing the most interesting games

[@momscreditcard_laughing-ganon]

Like a cult

[@garbagemancan]

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[@dennissen364]

Just so everyone knows this game is in Turkish, not Italian! Lol

[@samuvdm]

The people are called Emre, Erdem and Derya hooow could he think that is italian😂

[@MrBestvirginia]

@@samuvdm How could he think it's "eGyPtiAn" at first? Poof is THE definition of an American as little knowledge he has about other cultures 😂😂

[@c.a.k.comedy692]

@@MrBestvirginia as America I agree

[@JokeHatesItHere]

As someone who has never heard Tukish before I would have guessed Turkish before Egyptian Italian and Spanish

[@obhwg]

of course it's turkish

[@Larrynathan25]

Poof is the only KZbin channel that plays the most interesting games ever

[@jaxonbrown5803]

Lazar beam plays the worst ones

[@pacbabysmilk]

Oneyplays doesn't exist in this timeline apparently

[@garbagemancan]

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[@Larrynathan25]

@@garbagemancan what

[@Glisten456]

"Drink? Drink! I don't know... *ALCOHOL IS THE ANSWER"* ~Wise words from Poofesure, 2022

[@markymark443]

tbf that does seem to be the message that this game is trying to convey lmao the only time he actually made it to the end was when he kept drinking

[@LNERFlyingScotsman]

Now I'm hoping Poof gets around to unlocking the other 5 endings of this game.

[@flaminiarufo3602]

"These are a bunch of names i'm too white to pronounce" I love this man

[@awesomeashton]

This guy never fails to make us laugh, no matter what he plays.

[@eee33645]

Bot?

[@ConnorMiller417]

Poofesure is the only person on the planet that could make a video about anything and we’d all find a way to be entertained by it! As for being a wingman, I don’t think I’d want Poofesure as mine. 🤣

[@Animated_Cinema]

Game: *Has English subtitles* Poofesure who can't read fast: This is unacceptable UNACCEPTABLE!

[@AveryChow]

they're going waaaay too fast. I don't think anyone can read at this speed and pay attention to the game at the same time

[@Animated_Cinema]

@@AveryChow Well it's a joke I can read fast though

[@aussingamingpro359]

Adventure time come on bring your friends

[@user-lt2rw5nr9s]

This is basically Turkish anime. Anyone who watches a lot of foreign with subs is used to it. I know some people it bugs the crap out of, though.

[@camh4656]

@@AveryChow even me being English I had to go back and pause every few seconds, shit is way too rapid 😂

[@ProfessorArt1]

Her constant runs to the bathroom reminds me of a Madtv skit. So either she's doing crack and she doesn't want anybody to know, or she's got stomach problems.

[@soonerfan4321]

I'm down to watch more of this content. It's unique and dating sims are always funny with how they exaggerate

[@lokiswager]

I hope Poof plays more of this! It was really interesting and fun.

[@timothymalahy7880]

Man sits down and immediately tries to gas light her to saying she's early.

[@elisapetit1]

poof really is out here not realizing how dateable he is

[@Progressnotice]

2:55 POV: Your reading that same line of a sentence but it doesn’t enter your brain

[@TitusSc]

I don’t have quantitative data on that

[@rkyve9]

Poof struggles to read fast subtitles for 17 minutes

[@drsilver313]

Hey Poof, there's a game a lot like this called "Super Seducer", and it's in English. Check it out if you like this type of game!

[@drsilver313]

Also it's got some really stupid responses that they actually play out lol

[@lodiddy1995]

7:32 that REALLY escalated quickly

[@vin_fm2354]

yes what the actual fuck

[@univers1al_]

RIGHT IM IN TEARS WHY DID SHE DO THAT☠

[@tanya-s]

i played this once and made his life a living hell

[@MrExagu]

Bro, hearing you say that turkish is italian made this video even better

[@Andres-zn2lo]

When an average american that only speaks English hears another language: I think that's Spanish.

[@lunarkomet]

And that's just because they're full of Mexican immigrants lmao

[@adropintheocean6282]

no shit, it's probably the only foreign language they've ever heard being spoken

[@katlyndobransky2419]

This is beyond being called a game… it’s art

[@DHMISDuckGuy]

Being it that they’re real people instead of digital makes the 2nd hand embarrassment so much worse

[@nintenjoedude1949]

7:18 Poof’s reaction to that🤣

[@themidoritwins9228]

*oh nice*

[@radjag0426]

Hey poof, if you’re looking to play a dating sim that’s in English, play Super Seducer, it’s a very interesting sim and there are funny videos about it

[@P_araps]

poof plays some of the most random games and i'm all for it i love your videos so much poof :D

[@laylq]

the fact this is in turkish… I can’t with the game makers 😂😭

[@nozomi9995]

Guy: I think she likes me :)! Girl: throws wine at him and tries to choke him (also some guy is at the other table watching them) lol

[@Firebird_21]

It’s only poof that will find a way to rage in a dating sim 😂

[@craftycraff7938]

Poof. I love these kinds of videos. It’s like reaction content while hearing your hilarious take on things.

[@BijanIzadi]

Imagine they all end in friend zone anyway

[@JUMPYCOOL]

I really want Poof to play Minecraft: Story Mode. I know it’s very hard to get a copy of the game now but I really think he would have a great time playing it!

[@itsjackson7339]

This is the funniest game to watch people play, all time favourite of mine

[@SunilSingh-hi6tw]

He picked the wrong choices purposely

[@dread.champloo1368]

Poof maxed out charisma

[@PastorSkeptic]

It doesn't matter that the subtitles go so fast you can't read them. They don't make sense anyway!

[@JustMeJackie]

i read all the subtitles fine bc i watch tv w subtitles everyday… but i think it’s so funny how poof rages over the titles HAHAAH

[@lollopollo8944]

I'm an Italian speaking and THAT'S not Italian at all

[@mcmax-ym5yr]

well now i’m invested in the story with poof commentary, ima need a couple more episodes

[@toupac3195]

Why do farts find their way to my nose no matter how windy it is outside?

[@JustinArthur19]

the yes and no decision was to answer "Do you go on lots of dates?"

[@Naz-111]

This video is so much funnier when you are turkish

[@powerupkids4505]

I literally talk waaaaaay faster than these people

[@jackbrassil5318]

They don't talk fast you just read incredibly frustratingly slow

[@shermanngjazz]

I deadass thought the thumbnail guy is Luka Doncic lmfao

[@benm5970]

How are you even supposed to play this game? Given how it’s timed and you still have to read all of the choices it doesn’t give you any time to actually think about your decisions

[@sloanewalker42]

Still waiting on a new Tomodachi Life episode

[@johannaappleforest7482]

Siamo strani, ma in senso buono.

[@majormusician2667]

I saw the first comment talking about how fast the subtitles were, then not even 2 minutes in between the music and struggling to keep up it looks like chaos.

[@jessehernandez6057]

I cant read Egyptian 😂😂😂

[@joshe2190]

"Alcohol is the answer" - Poof 2022

[@gkan1042]

He's gotta play the super seducer games now😂

[@ciellight]

Gotta love Muricans not having a clue about anyone else's culture... Anyone knows that Salam is an eastern greeting, definitely not Italian

[@brianbullinger7537]

He’s gotta play Super Seducer, it’s like the og of this and I feel it’s a better experience

[@nicholascazzorla6569]

Who watched this when the original title was “i made all the decisions for this guy on his first date and this is how it went”

[@isabel6617]

I watched this with my turkish family they loved it 👍

[@juicewrld822]

Mehmet Yasir Demir 0:32: *white guy w/ dark hair* *Me calls out:* More like… "TheBeatles” 1960s - 1970s lol.

[@matthewhoth6928]

You deserve way more subscribers keep up the amazing work

[@coopermuccio4409]

Can't say that ending happens to young people nowadays girls and boys

[@FratinandMadrik]

This is like scuffed Super Seducer

[@CorrvenGill]

Italian Anthony Padilla

[@trombonesarecool1]

Poof started acting as if he knew what they were saying

[@hatkid5377]

He’s even ragging in a dating game

[@JK-lu8zg]

I’ve never had a girlfriend before, and I’m scared to get one tbh

[@Sp3ctralI]

Do all the endings.

[@JokeHatesItHere]

Life protip: You read faster in your head so stop trying to read the subtitles outloud

[@Smylex64]

These graphics 💀

[@alphoricproductions3786]

bro how can you not read that

[@Yankee-_-DOODLE23]

Day 7 of asking poof to return to tomodachi life

[@No_Sleepee]

Quick, how long do we have before this man finds the April Fools Dating Simulator Lovers of Aether?

[@jonathanhamilton5520]

i didnt realize poof couldnt read until this video holy cow it makes me just want to throw my computer away just focus my dude lol

[@elis3479]

Thank you for making the best content poofsure

[@JBdrag]

Classic video!

[@Godofhappy]

I misread the title and mixed two uploads together so I clicked on this thinking "playing the most realistic baseball ever" and I had to double take at the title while watching this 😭😭

[@Oraanu]

Poof complaining he cannot read the subtitles cause they are too fast Me watching on 2x speed and still able to read the subtitles

[@rmejiarosales]

12:49 I felt that

[@Jeffersonthebrown]

Silly didn’t play the English version

[@brucelau2023]

Poof , we always praise u for picking the most likely to play interesting games, its the Poofesure way of life

[@deenuk125]

What's this game actually called?

[@owendeeb2171]

This is quality content

[@useronefiveninesix]

i wanna see poof play some weird ps1 era games

[@kieranismyfav]

I stayed up too late for my eyes to handle this, still kind of happy I did stay up to find a Poof video posted.

[@jordan20910]

When I saw and read the title and thumbnail I thought it was super seducer but this is on a new another level.

[@3mudcats87]

I love your videos especially the wii ones

[@leonardomunoz6141]

Poof should play a game called super seducer, its similar to this one but its actually in english

[@deuce765]

The graphics are insane

[@itsthebluspy5890]

Super Seducer is like this but in English, you should play that instead.

[@nintenjoedude1949]

7:30 Woah.

[@scottl.1568]

What the hell is this godlessness??

[@andreadelsoldato5968]

Bro that's not even Italian but this video was so funny 💀

[@MrThorpedo8]

Gotta play Super Seducer!

[@shelbyeet1744]

what about the names erdem & derya make u think theyre italian?😭

[@pietroreggiani3693]

As an Italian, I can assure you that that is not Italian

[@toastystg333]

best youtuber I've ever seen

[@stvk99]

today I realized that low volume Turkish kinda sounds like French

[@HenkVanDeDoll]

Underrated video from you Bro. I laughed so much! Please do the other endings!!!!