Playing the Victim to Get Attention

[@iPLAYtheSTATION]

The first story is the reason why you should ALWAYS have a dashcam in your car. It is the most valuable witness that you will ever have because some witnesses will actually lie to the police. A dashcam never lies.

[@carljacobs1837]

They should come standard on all vehicles. Front and back.

[@ameliamae9227]

I bought one just for that reason......twice since in the past month I've had someone cut over and break check me even though there is no reason for them to be slamming on their breaks and they kept trying it so I would rear end them.....I was finally able to get around them and my car was faster then theirs......im so glad I got that dashcam!!!!!

[@Marsmuncher]

@@ameliamae9227 Same. I'll never be caught short by false allegations like in the first story.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

As a cop: Yes, YES, *YES* Get a dashcam and for god's sake, put a tracker in both your bike and car! These little things do so much in helping court cases and recovering stolen vehicles! They're so easy and accessible and it makes everyone's lives so much easier!

[@DogeDragone]

But then you have the people like “I BeT YoU PhOtO ShOpPeD It In”

[@saffiegirl4158]

I went no contact with my mom almost two years ago. Thanks to her constant whining about how she was perfectly innocent and I was being unnecessarily cruel, I can’t even go back to my hometown without being threatened by the family with physical violence. What she never tells them is how she was mentally abusive and forced me to be molested by a family member for five years so the rest of the family wouldn’t get mad at her.

[@potatothesecond]

My brother used to stomp on my toes and pretend that I punched him lol. Idk why I said that but I felt that it was kind of related idk

[@djames9695]

That’s terrible, I’m sorry that happened to you.

[@dollsandmilk]

This is pure teen drama. I had a crush on this dude for a while, and I was gonna tell him, well the night before, my friend asked him out. I was hurt, but I didn't do anything because it's teen love. Well, they started doing lots of PDA around specifically me. I even asked my other friends if they did that around them and they didn't do anything other than hand holding. Well, one day, I pull the dude to the side since we were closer friends and I asked him very politely if they could keep it down to a minimal around me, but he was saying that I was singling them out and so on. I quickly left after that. Well, a couple months later, I finally confront them both about everything and tell them about all the abuse they had put me through (they had already been pretty terrible friends, but when they started dating, they kicked it up). Well, they invited their other friend with them and they started ganging up on me, cutting me off mid sentence, saying that I was always rude about it and so on, they even cornered me. Well, some other friends came to my rescue and got me out of that. Then the girl who asked him out, the worst of the three, had the audacity to say that she didn't want to lose me as a friend. I simply said that they already lost me. My friends and I explain to my mom what happened, and she had to hold herself back from fighting them and their parents. TLDR: my bad friends rubbed their relationship in my face, and whenever I was trying to confront them, they pulled the victim card

[@TheNormExperience]

Friend of mine: The Dad cheated (like a lot it was discovered.) When the Mom found out she obviously wanted a divorce. The Father’s version of the story to this day? “I don’t know why she kicked me out and quit on our marriage! I just miss my family!” Like....brah. No.

[@steve43t]

Buddy of mine. He was having a hard time breaking out of low income jobs. He's a CODA. That means that he's a hearing child of two deaf parents. He grew up using sign language. Every time he'd complain about not being able to find a descent job, I'd send him job listings for sign language interpreters ($36k/yr and up). He'd always have an excuse to not apply. IE: "I don't like people that much. It'd be disrespectful to my parents to make money because of the disabled. I might be required to cut my hair. It requires a drug test." It upsets me more than it should. He grew up learning a skill that can provide a livable wage and get him employed somewhere working 9-5 in an office environment. He could have done this in his late teens/early 20s while the rest of us were trying to gather the skills to get us up to that same pay-range. Instead, he'd rather complain, smoke pot, and claim moral superiority.

[@CG-yb6zj]

Your answer is there in the end - he doesn't want to work as complaining is easier. And long as he has a esr to talk of about it, he'll never change

[@itsOasus]

That first story is exactly why I have a dashcam

[@BgChf-dg5lv]

To the weight loss one, I lost a lot of weight too. It’s hard. 410 down to 235 now. Laparoscopic sleeve procedure. I enjoy control over my desire for food now.

[@DarkLadyPhoenix]

I'm 250 and am considering surgery. I don't feel like I have any sort of addiction to food, I just don't like being hungry. Does this help with that?

[@BgChf-dg5lv]

@@DarkLadyPhoenix how active are you? I’m only active for my job then video games.

[@bananade5766]

shouldve just make it 420 instead of 410 and its pounds right? im asian

[@BgChf-dg5lv]

@@bananade5766 go to to your corner and think about what you did.

[@dead.byjawn4866]

@@BgChf-dg5lv how does your skin look, no offense.

[@yourgiirlm3l]

My toxic ex friend tried so hard to make herself the leader of the group. I was always the friend who didn’t take her crap. One day I called out her toxic behavior & she threatened to commit suicide. She began to bring the convo into the group chat & sent a picture of a gun. She then said I was being so awful to her. My ex friends immediately took her side & kicked me out the group.

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

They'll realize what kind of person she is when she does the same to them (if she hasn't already).

[@oldworldpatriot8920]

“You put yourself in stupid places Yes I think you know it’s true Situations where it’s easy to look down on you I think you like to be the victim I think you like to be in pain I think you make yourself the victim Almost every single day You do what you do You say what you say You always try to be everything to everyone You know all the right people You play all the right games You always try to be everything to everyone You say they taught you how to read and write Yeah they taught you how to count I say they taught you how to buy and sell Your own body by the pound I think you like to be the simple toy Think you like to play the clown I think you are blind to the fact that hand you hold Is the hand that holds you down -Everclear

[@Charmingpreppylife]

The first story is super common here in SoCal.

[@albertosaurusrex6854]

SoCal?

[@Charmingpreppylife]

@@albertosaurusrex6854 Southern California

[@orion72007]

That's y I have a dash cam

[@indianaowensbonez]

Lots of pieces of shit out there?

[@TheCaptainFatBelly]

Thats why you should invest in a dash cam and bull horn for your car. Better safe than sorry

[@justinem7824]

I had an ex-friend would make up stories and dramatic bs. Just for attention. No longer talk to that person and blocked her .

[@wheresdarice3988]

I had a "friend" like that too. He'd like to brag about how he's rich and stuff. He'd bully people for no reason, he'd use people just so he can copy their homework, he'd lie and tell people about how "a ghost tried to kidnap him and that he has magical superpowers" or whatever and etc. He'd also love to act like the victim whenever he was in the wrong.

[@wheresdarice3988]

There's this time at school when he came over to me and my friend's desk. My friend thinks that he and the jerk are bEsT fRiEnDs. The jerk just gives him snacks and lets him stay over his house. Also the jerk would always bully my friend and make him insecure about himself. Yeah, no. He hasn't change at all. The pandemic was still standing strong and we were to not leave our desks unless we have to. I didn't want to risk getting infected so I told him to go back to his seat calmly. He said, "Just say you dislike me." I hate him but I told him to go away because I didn't want to get infected. I told him I hate him and he just took his chair and pushed it to my friend's desk. Which was behind me. He just kept YELLING and COMPLAINING about how I was the bad guy and even told people to not be friends with me. His words were, "WOW NO ONE LIKES ME! (my name) DOESN'T LIKE ME! WOW SHE'S SUCH A JERK! AT LEAST I HAVE YOU, RIGHT (friend's name) ? IF YOU STAY FRIENDS WITH HER THEN I WONT GIVE YOU SNACKS!" He even told my BEST FRIENDS about hOw I wAs A biTcH and told them that they shouldn't be my friend. Yeah, they didn't buy it.

[@someonesomewhere9115]

I had a friend in high school who told our friend group that she was being abused at home. The state sent a child psychologist out to talk to her and it turned out she was lying and just saying it for attention.

[@AllieOopsTK]

I’m a teacher and I had a similar issue with a parent. She didn’t go to the level of getting lawyer, but she refused to talk to me because I gave her son a lunch detention.

[@WayWardWonderer]

The nurse story just proves that no matter how big, bright or colorful you make the sign, or even where you hang the sign, people STILL won't read it!

[@nickreynolds9745]

my mom: is somehow the victim when her bf hit me with a drill.

[@byul9490]

Damn how're you feeling though?

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

What kind of mental gymnastics must she have been doing to arrive at that conclusion

[@bogfrogjones5768]

now hit him back with the same drill

[@oldwoman5942]

Apparently I ruined my husband’s ex wife’s life by marrying her ex husband of 14 years. She left him and their daughter for her new boyfriend and when the boyfriend dumped her alcoholic/druggy ass and she was amazed my husband wasn’t sitting at home waiting for her to come back. She would get high then call me sobbing how I stole her beloved husband.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Am I evil or is this endlessly satisfying?

[@raynellemccathern3018]

@@gokuxsephiroth4505 Nah. It's satisfying.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

@@raynellemccathern3018 Good to know :)

[@fakenails]

8:54 that sounds exactly like my uncle, except my uncle was married, had a kid, divorced (his wife only married him because she thought she would get a share of our wealth she assumed we had, but did not know we actually had cut him off many years ago). He till this day refuses to get a proper job and is pretty much homeless, getting kicked out of apartments left and right due to unpaid rent and bringing over unsavory crowd (gambling addiction and shady business deals). He believes just like that OP's brother.. the "riches" and "1%-ters" are keeping him down..the system is against him... etc.. so sad because he used to work as a mechanic for one of the best car companies back in the day and he fudged that job up because of his increasing 'problem with authority' attitude.. He still till this day expects my mother to give him money and harasses us from time to time when he is fully capable of working.

[@genevievehoskins6829]

The roommate who kicked himself out has to be the most convenient drama queen. The garbage literally took itself out.

[@colorlessoz]

All car stories make me want to get a dashcam every time.

[@carolinamurtha3102]

My bestie had a friend that none of us could stand because she always caused so much drama. Once for my besties birthday, we all went to the club. The friends husband came along too. As soon as we got in, some guy approached the friend to dance and he husband got in his face so the bouncer kicked him out. She proceeded to throw such a huge fit, like, embarrassingly huge. She was in the bathroom with most of our group SCREAMING about how she couldn’t believe that he doesn’t trust or respect her … what? He overreacted to her being asked to dance by someone else but she took it as he didn’t trust her to handle himself and I just left the bathroom and danced and had a good time. Most of our group stayed to try and comfort her which was ridiculous since it was our friends birthday. The next day we stopped by her house for some reason and she explained that yeah, her husband realized he was wrong for acting like that and not trusting her and OMG, you weren’t a victim. Last night shouldn’t have been about the friend but apparently, here we are. They’re not friends anymore and I’m so happy.

[@dhosea101]

My neighbor's behaves this way, complains and is so negative all the time, yet he won't do anything to fix his problems. Thankfully we don't know each other well, but I'm done trying and am cutting as much contact as I can from him. Life's too short to deal with people that blame everyone & take 0 accountability. let those people go. I don't care how long you've known them, let them GO!

[@RavennaRose928]

Ahh my roommates. Stayed for a year. Had a year to save up money for a place to live. Saved nothing. Told them the had 5 weeks to find somewhere to live. The one roommate went off on my mom and disrespected her so my mom told them to get the fuck out. We finally have peace and that nasty cat and dog smell is gone. They took advantage of our kindness.

[@noneofyourbizznizz5375]

I was once asked by a friend not to eat in front of her friend because I was slim. I asked him if he was going to be eating in front of her and he said he wouldn't either, because it upsets her. So to confirm, she's that bitter about having no self control over her eating habits that she lashes out on people who either do or are throwing up every meal they eat. Which I can confirm was neither of us at the time. I don't think being fat is a mental illness but when you're the size she was your start to wonder tbh. She needed help.

[@tobiramasenju6290]

I knew this woman who would pretend to cry and when I didn't acknowledge it she would carry on like normal until she saw she had my attention then she would fake cry again. This woman is in her 40s.

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

Just with that first one, a mate of mine was in a similar "accident" where the car in front of him stopped then reversed at high speed into the front of his car. The police showed up and the driver of the other car gave some false story about what had happened, and when the police came to speak to my mate he just pointed at his dash camera and said, it's all on there. Driver of the other vehicle got charged with a heap of different offences.

[@gloriapatricks9025]

I hope he was compensated???

[@susansusan6612]

That first story is why I invested in a dash cam, don’t go for the cheapest one, but you don’t have to have the most expensive one either....

[@carlfromtheoc1788]

The first one was out and out an insurance fraud attempt. Get a dashcam if you have a new/nice/higher end car, mainly because most people in an accident that they caused will lie like a rug, and if you have a good dash cam (front and rear facing) you can prove them wrong.

[@jamesa.holman2634]

Can’t the police analyze the debris under the cars and determine which car hit the other?

[@krissycats1]

My aunt who can't seem to get it through her head that she should stop drinking. She ended up getting arrested because after getting drunk at a bar and pissing off the people inside, she got in her car and tried to sleep behind the wheel. Granted, the car wasn't on, but when the cops showed up, she got pissy with them and acted as if they were the assholes for doing their jobs by making sure she didn't drive home and possibly kill someone or herself. Now she's needing to be driven places by other people while still getting black out drunk every now and then. I feel sorry for my cousin, her son, who is autistic and called our grandmother to tell her that "mom is passed out drunk on the front porch".

[@paxtonsmith5057]

LOL the cat one got me

[@mothmanlol6263]

My ex boyfriend dumped me over text so that he could be exclusive with someone else and then when that didn’t work out for him and I started dating again he kept harassing me about how mean I was being and how he had to break up with me for his mental health and I was just like “okay that’s valid, I hope your mental health improves but I don’t care I’m not dating other people to spite you it’s just been a while and I’m moving on with my life” and he still refuses to return some of my things because he doesn’t want to see me and texts me a lot telling me about all the people he’s sleeping with to upset me even though he was the one that did all of this and he’s already upset me and I’m just trying to move on

[@mothmanlol6263]

Also he told me to go to r/aita when I became exclusive with my current boyfriend lol

[@unknown-de3kg]

MY F#CKING XWIFE!!!! Leaves me, blames me for everything. Has sexual relations with her 2 cousin's.. one goes to prison for horrible pedo stuff she defends him still(3-4yrs ago) gave away our son, I got my daughter, bounces around NO JOKE 9+ guys in a year or so cheating and leading them all on.... now with a guy while still see other guys and some how all that happened to her is my fault

[@halledejulio851]

the first story.. lmao I can’t with the neck hurting part 😂

[@SilveerStarr]

a former friend i worked w on a for-fun project put the majority of the work on themselves, only really doled out tasks to their “besties” on the team, complained about their workload, & then had the nerve to say some of us other team members had no drive to work on the project… well hey if we DID have work we woulda been fine

[@Phenom0100]

"You can call me victim" - (Keenan Thompson playing R.Kelly)

[@GinkgoBalboa142]

I wasn't paying attention once and backed into another car. I did look but must've missed an angle because I didn't see it. All my fault. My car was completely unharmed but his front end looked like a cake someone sat on. I apologised, he said it was no big deal, we exchanged phone numbers and the insurance covered the costs. No drama. Funny how easy problem solving is when you act like an adult :X

[@keybored67]

first one....dashcams. they cost less than getting screwed

[@megsterbbb]

I have a story. Well it's my mum's story before I was even born. She'd gotten into an accident while pregnant with my older sister and had my other older sister and brother in the back. I don't believe my mum to be at fault but since she'd hit the back of another driver, it's automatically her fault in an insurance claim. My mum also tells me it's her own fault but this could have all been avoided if it weren't for the other driver's negligence. She was stuck behind a slow van and couldn't pass it because she was on a hill. Another car behind her passed them both while still on the hill but didn't go much faster than the van. Once it was safer to pass, my mum pulled out to pass both cars but the woman who'd previously passed them started turning into a house without indicating or evidently looking into her mirrors. By then, my mum was on the other side of the road and the woman was fully out. My mum swerved in between that car and the van where she clipped the back of the car and hit a fence post. The guys in the van helped her and my siblings out and there were no real injuries. An ambulance was still called because, you know, pregnant woman and children. While the paramedics are worrying over my mum's blood pressure, the woman in the car was going on about a pain in her neck, bare in mind she'd only started complaining when they'd arrived. She was already getting money for her car since my mum hit the back of her. They eventually took my mum to the hospital when they couldn't get her blood pressure down. But yeah, this bitch was trying to claim for medical while my mother and unborn sister's health was genuinely in danger. My sister was born with complications a few months later but they weren't sure if that was a factor. My mum also had to pay for that fence but it did stop her from going into a ditch and causing more serious injures so really it was the true life saver in this situation. And the guys that helped her out. In a retelling of this to a younger me who thought cars immediately exploded on impact, she'd also said that they were there to make sure they got out before that happened and... her words... "They were saying 'she's gonna blow' but I thought they were talking about me" Sorry for the long comment but I felt that last paragraph was necessary. My mum's humour shall remain!!!

[@rat8984]

my ex friend would go through a load of effort to piss me off then cry to our friends/leave groupchats/whatever when I acted pissed off at him. Eventually I snapped at him and he cries to our friends etc but he'd done it on the groupchat so they all basically said he should've stopped annoying me. Left the groupchat, blocked me on everything and life is good.

[@ameliamae9227]

I have 2 that live rent free and they both lay around all day.....I have to buy their food and 1 of them is so bossy she will fuss until I give her attention and usually it's because she wants her food or water or needs me to take her to potty......these 2 girls are the most spoiled dogs probably in the world!!!!! My shi tzu bosses me around whenever I'm not at work and they both start fussing as soon as I get home because they want to go outside or want me to play with them.....neither of them care that I've been at work all day and just want to chill out......I love then to death but they need to get jobs and start buying their own food and toys!!!!!

[@wcotton]

Are you joking? If you're serious, you shouldn't own pets.

[@GoofyAhhManWasTakenT_T]

Idk if this counts but I once ate the pepper that you get from Papa John's or Pizza Hut and said that my friend made me. I'm sorry, George 😔

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

With the guy who told his wife he was going to get his job back when he knew he wasn’t and let her use up her savings in the meantime, what was his endgame? Was he just going to let her use up all her money and then leave her & hope to find someone else he could exploit?

[@Fresh_Tacos1234]

I got one ... Amber Heard

[@ferdinand12390]

I have one from my first ex. After she cheated on me with my best friend, guess what happened? She was posting shot on Twitter about how sad and betrayed she felt, the most memorable was one were she wrote that she was trying to watch Dr house but se couldn't because she couldn't stop crying while eating from a tub of ice cream. Fuckin'idiot

[@moosevision8113]

kind of unrelated but the woman in the thumbnail was actually the victim, some guy followed her home accusing her of dangerous driving and flipping him off or something dumb, turns out he posted video footage showing it didnt happen. it wasnt the first time he had attacked people like this and got fired.

[@DestructiveDave1900]

I wasn't sure what to believe... maybe the woman did it right BEFORE he pulled out his phone, so there's a chance she did off-camera quickly, then acted like the victim when confronted. (Took place in Downtown Seattle)

[@benegburhe7830]

That women was not the victim stop excusing racist acts just because you can’t comprehend the idea of someone being racist in America

[@moosevision8113]

@@benegburhe7830 prove she is racist, ill wait.

[@abbiereynolds8016]

@@moosevision8113 Look at that, one week has gone by, no proof😂😂

[@eyesofstatic9641]

I'm pretty sure that the insurance premium would go up for both people. Insurance is greedy like that.

[@jds39vlogs43]

I have a group of friends that we all talk to on a Discord server and one of them (female) likes to always play victim in fights and/or certain situations. One time she lied about having reasons for hating another friend of mine and then when I accused her of lying, she decided to play the victim and had everybody on her side. Of course except for my 2 smarter friends that saw right through her nasty manipulation powers because she has those powers like no other. Then one time she said I made her cry, so my friends and I told her to prove it. So she sent of photo of her crying, but it was a photo of her crying that she already sent weeks before, so she really wasn’t and trying to play the victim card again.

[@user-wb6fm4hu2h]

4:17 was there an AMA about that

[@amytgt903]

My former friend was convinced that the reason she was struggling to find a job had more to do with her sexuality and less to do with the fact that she didn't finish her degree.

[@haylestormable]

An ex friend of me and my husband is an absolute incel. He's the kind of guy that thinks when he miraculously gets a girlfriend he HAS to have a side piece to go with it, and when they eventually find out and dump him he would go out on a rant on Facebook saying "women are stupid, all women are the same, I'm gay now" etc. He's done this multiple times over the course of us knowing him, and he wonders why he hasn't gotten laid since 2013

[@zahkrosis666]

My mother is the human embodiment of this.

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

I don't think about it much, but at times I've wondered what an ex-friend of mine has told other people about me because she accused me of things that just weren't true. For example, she claimed that I was always making her take me to things only I was interested in. In reality about 70% of the time she would be the one to propose doing something, and on the occasions she did ask me what I wanted to do, she could have said, "No," and I would have understood & suggested something else. What makes it really bad is it got to be that eight or nine times out of ten, when we did schedule a get-together, she wouldn't show up and wouldn't explain why. She would suggest doing something, I'd agree, she'd set a time, and then she'd not show up and not explain or apologize (The one time I did express disappointment about her cancelling something, she threw a fit about how "selfish" I was). How can I be making you take me places when you offer to take me places and then don't take me anyplace?

[@hydrophilicchristopher9874]

Politicians

[@QueenOfTheGreen27]

Obsessed with the truth 😂😂

[@izzywolflover]

Had an exfoster mom who was always the victim in any and all situations. Very annoying

[@Metonymy1979]

I let a friend/roommates dad stay at my place for 3 months free. He would never tell when his dad was going to leave. Always skirting the topic. Finally I said he needs to move out too. He didn't have to pay the last month rent. He blamed me for everything and ended up stealing $3000. Saying I deserved it and punching a hole in my walI. I was going to press charges but decided he's life is so pathetic; he's not worth any effort..

[@TexasNationalist1836]

Do y’all think it’s ok for me to wear boots and jeans for my wedding

[@TexasNationalist1836]

@Teo R B Hallström na I was thinking about wearing my shirt that says American by birth and patriot by choice

[@TexasNationalist1836]

@Teo R B Hallström should I do the patriotic shirt or my Rob Gronkowski jersey

[@pyro014]

@@TexasNationalist1836 Go for the jersey my man

[@pyro014]

@T. Unique Ok, I'll tell my lawyer that I know you

[@Sunset553]

Sure, it’s fine.

[@justarayofsunshine2733]

The first one is a popular scam

[@lovingdragons]

The first one actually happened to my uncle, but he had time to take hid camera out and record XD so this person is flying at him hits him (there both in cars of course) the man screams at him to get out of his car and call the cops, so he does and while the cops are coming this man is yelling at him for hitting him telling him its all his fault, and my uncle is just agreeing with the man because he knows he has proof! So the sops come and this man is telling them that my uncle hit him and his leg hurts and when they turn to my uncle, who, I'm gonna be honest he kinda looks like a shady drug dealer, and I was scared of him for a while growing up but he is not a drug dealer and he is so awesome, but they turn to him and he just shows them the video, I dont know what happened next but the man was jot happy

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Ugh, this would be my grandma.🙄

[@metra8604]

I do it unintentionally. maybe it would feel better if I did it intentionally, but now..

[@istoleyourpaintroller886]

Amber Heard

[@ryanarthur5035]

A single mom I used to know modern mothers do that kind of thing they also hate it when gets reverse on to them ah irony

[@onespiceybbw]

My sister, her entire life.

[@toastyknuckles892]

not to get attention, but i knew a chick who spent years tormenting my friend and everyone thought she was perfect except us. u couldn't say anything to her without her twisting ur words to and in front of other people. she wuz so good at it we stopped bothering to call her out 4 it becuz no one believed us n e ways. all it ever did wuz make ppl think we were the problem becuz they refused to believe she wuz doing anything. eventually we cut ties and our stress went away. we had stopped talking to her and inviting her out anyways becuz we got tired of her exaggerating everything we said and omitting information and constantly taking underhanded shots at us and making us out 2 b the bad ones. saying she was spiteful would b an understatement.

[@aliyahblidner]

Callie

[@drywallpuncher1882]

Imma be honest cause of Covid I had a bad case of playing victim and I just whined about oh poor me poor me but honestly now I just kind had it click that this isn’t gonna get me anywhere I’m not perfect at it yet but I’m slowly improving my habits

[@dillonperron6536]

made it to 7 mins, i got too mad to keep watching

[@TonyellevilleTemple]

How she lost the weight four years ago but don’t know what Jean size she is?

[@Goblinhandler]

said I punched them shut up real quick when two people punched them

[@theunholycrusader517]

My younger cousin

[@guts2044]

No u

[@theunholycrusader517]

@@guts2044 hu?

[@hiimryan2388]

@@guts2044 wut

[@guts2044]

@@hiimryan2388 idek i just kinda did it

[@hiimryan2388]

@@guts2044 hmmmm makes sense...

[@kendoruslink7017]

But I am so special

[@beccawilson1368]

guy i knew wanted his current girl out of the way so he could hit up another chick. so i started hanging out with her to "keep her busy". turns out the other girl wasnt interested in him and the current girl fell in love with me. so he lost both. then he got mad and turned into a complete dick because i did what he asked.

[@nnzzj]

our heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@kduck789]

my sis

[@GARNET-DAGGER-FF9]

Chris Rock when Will Smith hit him????

[@dougsauceda1805]

Donald Trump. That is all

[@johnmatthews4775]

Amber heard

[@wcotton]

The woman whose cat "acts like she locked him in the closet" shouldn't have a cat.

[@chazagbroje9395]

Second

[@DestructiveDave1900]

Second place for you. ;)

[@TwitterXTwitter]

First

[@shmellon1708]

Well yes but actually no

[@DestructiveDave1900]

naw, i am :3

[@hiimryan2388]

@@DestructiveDave1900 -_-

[@Punkin262]

Donald Chump no doubt