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The following are some of the most common phrases from the English Language. Repeat after me:
"Hello, where is the nearest Chinatown?"
"Good Evening, what is the fastest way to arrive in Chinatown?"
"Please help. Chinatown is in grave danger. There's no time to explain!"
Wow, very good! Now that you've done adjectives, let's move on to linking verbs!
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

In YOUR opinion, what is the most "helpful" phrase to learn in ANY language?

[@EvanBeatty]

Skill issue

[@UndarkAido]

Skill issue

[@asagoldsmith3328]

¿Quién cagó en mis pantalones?

[@crustfirstfilms]

Aisle 6, Section 12, Grape bag 35 is missing a grape

[@Pepper_floof_derg]

Give me your wallets

[@silverelvien6046]

The beginning is very accurate ngl Person 1: "Hi" Person 2: "Okay :)"

[@arc4705]

The pinnacle of public transit

[@smaakjeks]

I was just about to post that, haha XD

[@re1ive456]

I think it was a reference to that “okay” vine

[@smaakjeks]

@@re1ive456 Eh maaybe-? But, it's how a lot of non-English-speaking people respond when they speak not a single word of English. The "okay" is basically the most polite way they know to disengage with the conversation.

[@tawkoeh]

@@smaakjeksokay + head nod + oddly friendly smile is an immigrant’s best friend to interactions with strangers I think

[@parkourbee2]

The irrelevance of the guy with the drone is so good

[@bohemianprince7944]

he has the most important part. the tax write off

[@Gupnik]

lmao

[@taffyadam6031]

Cool spoiler

[@adamcsanki6641]

@@taffyadam6031 what do you mean spoiler?

[@chaossuper7042]

@@taffyadam6031 if you're looking through the comments on a 4 minute video because you cant watch the whole thing, that's on you

[@dementodoc]

Him double checking to see if they were still at a bus stop in some hope that he wasn't the blue hat striped shirt man in question was so fucking funny man

[@aconfusedlacroix3965]

a fellow Kaiman fan

[@PiperEricksonTheEverQueen]

@@aconfusedlacroix3965 You found another. Love Johna Scott in everything he does.

[@basementogremfontheline5363]

Dorohedoro NUMERO UNO!!!!!

[@everett6072]

"You look like you ask Santa Claus for a Marketplier Funko Pop" is just such an insane diss.

[@angelotennerelli9473]

His accent is incredible

[@martian8987]

The whole skit almost feels like some sort of modern take on an old biblical parable

[@finixmoon127]

Weirdly specific yet accurate

[@zeltzamer4010]

Job at a bus stop.

[@asagoldsmith3328]

SWORD OF THE SPIRIT

[@intentcement8631]

they should make a whole movie just like this

[@jonathanwatson4484]

​@@intentcement8631It would be a movie about a guy going though a normal weekend, only for odd and very specific things happening for no reason, while something is going on in the background that has no revelance to the main story.

[@kowalskifrog]

This felt weirdly cinematic. I love the pacing and world building. An extra banger. Very Mexico Mexico.

[@anaximeno]

"This felt weirdly cinematic" this was my feeling too.

[@sheepman6785]

I love the fact that t they aren’t even at a bus stop

[@seanrafferty6752]

I know, right? I'm wondering if that was an oversight or maybe they just weren't able to film at the actual bus stop. @@sheepman6785

[@Dr.Funk8864]

@@sheepman6785wait what

[@Dulcimer.MP3]

​@@sheepman6785where are they?? please, we need answers

[@geekparkingonly2802]

Wes Anderson is shaking in his boots right now

[@gorillazfan85]

Jared Hess would be worried, but sadly he hasn't made anything culturally relevant since maybe Nacho Libre

[@dfx13productions47]

Exactly this feels like an Arthouse comedy or something

[@TheBigSimpleBean]

@@gorillazfan85NEVER dismiss the hidden gem that is Gentleman Broncos

[@s-ata-n]

not every wide shot is Wes Anderson, there is no color use, no symmetry. nothing that wes Anderson uses.

[@LocalSlasher]

​@@s-ata-nIt's hyperbole and a joke format

[@MCFawful]

Muppets Hamilton is such an absurd concept that now I actually kind of want to see it

[@rorangarrowson5]

Me too

[@Lord-mittens]

Disney could do that if they wanted, right? I think Disney owns the rights to Hamilton and the muppets.

[@richardcope5066]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIvddYNjq7aLl9E

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Gonzo is Aaron Burr hits in waves.

[@ratmond406]

Already exists, just look it up.

[@cottncorp320]

the drone guy was like if chekhov's gun had no plot relevance

[@SkiddlyBink]

chekhov's decorative spoon

[@nobody08088]

Well then that's just a regular old gun

[@miggle2784]

If chekhov was a wizard

[@Koopkiris]

@@nobody08088 Mitchell's gun for this channel

[@alan11194]

@@SkiddlyBink I googled "chekhov's decorative spoon" that expecting to find a TVTropes page

[@canoa223]

This reminds me of that joke about learning to say "I like eating broken glass" because it's such a weird sentence people wouldn't think you're a tourist.

[@ND-nr6mx]

I once spent a week memorizing "Hello. I don't speak Portuguese. What are the last 4 digits of your social security number?" in Portuguese to mess with a coworker.

[@seanrafferty6752]

That would definitely make someone think you're a tourist.

[@OnyxHC]

@@ND-nr6mx Olá, eu não falo português, quais os últimos dígitos do seu número de segurança social?

[@eiiza8283]

​@ND-nr6mx thats amazing (and hilarious)

[@BestHakase]

@@ND-nr6mx Did you still need that digits? I could help. He he

[@sevensins3584]

"..in the ehstriped shirt" love the accent

[@nicholasboncardo]

Sounds like a real accent from Spain! 🇪🇸

[@the_crisp]

Realizing that Wizards with Guns, Almost Friday TV, and I Think You Should Leave is the trinity of my comedy tastes is good, but rather upsetting to everyone around me.

[@that_guy_standing5754]

Like fox studio, and cracker milk should be added to that list

[@thomasbrennan9912]

I'll check out "i think you should leave due to your excellent taste sir

[@leviticusyeeticus9895]

​@@that_guy_standing5754 Crackermilk has a lot of good skits, but I haven't been feeling the more recent ones tbh

[@brianm120]

@@thomasbrennan9912if you haven’t already watched, whitest kids you know is the king of this kind of comedy, rather sad the other guy didn’t mention it in his list

[@thomasbrennan9912]

@@brianm120 thanks dude

[@tangentfox4677]

This is such a good example of how a slow scene can hold interest. The cuts and pauses really make it feel real. The extra plot happening in the background that is unrelated just makes it somehow more real.

[@Bogkun]

Considering this is Florida and the fact that EVERY body of water contains gators, the fact that he waded out in there made me hyperventilate! That’s real dedication to the craft!

[@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm]

They live in Florida? As a non-American I have been curious where they live, but Florida was not my first or 2nd or even 3rd guess. Their vibe gave me the impression it was going to be Wisconsin or Utah or somewhere slightly unexpected and mid-westy. I’m happy they are Floridians (Floridians know how to have fun). They are giving us a different type of crazy “Florida Man” to enjoy 😂

[@Turnip_]

What part of Florida is this? It looks too hilly to be Florida but has all the right plants.

[@isthataninfernapereference4821]

This look like rural Florida, honestly I am not from sure but I think they are in the same area as me, since I believe I drove by some of the locations of other skits, maybe in the Orlando area but it could be other places too.

[@ricolasvilla]

Yeah I'd say Orlando / Lakeland area if I had to guess. But I'm from N Florida and don't down go down there too often. The scenery looks familiar though. Definitely could be gators in that pond though I wouldn't worry too much about them this time of year

[@mastathrash5609]

I feel for him, even though the Drone was ruined....he is a true Dronesmen. I like to think that he was able to fix it someday ....

[@karatecrenner420]

The Markiplier Funko Pop line got me good. Quality stuff as always!

[@Sportsgoat2017]

The grape is green

[@leolucas6232]

It is a green grape

[@komlat253]

Haha to be honest. What a useless sentence to learn hah. Grapes are green is better 😋 😂

[@chrislodico]

The grape is purple

[@lucio-ohs8828]

@@komlat253grapes aren’t always green though

[@Sportsgoat2017]

@@leolucas6232the ugly man have a hat

[@RisingRevengeance]

I actually stayed to see if there was an after credit scene for oppenheimer and yes I felt real dumb afterwards. Not really sure what I expected, like an einstein spinoff?

[@mister_lad]

to be fair they name dropped JFK in the same way a superhero movie teases the sequel's villain or smth

[@nilesandstuff1930]

The portrayal of Einstein in Oppenheimer has some serious staying power for sure. They left his character so open-ended and chaotic... The options are limitless. My favorite was near the end of the movie (2hr 40m ish). Oppenheimer walks outside of his house to walk someone to their car. As Its dark as the car pulls away. Then just out of NOWHERE Einstein scampers out of the shadows to tell Opie something... No introduction, just gets right to it as if EINSTEIN ambushing you at night is normal. Like... What? How long has he been waiting there? Did he walk there? What sort of absolute goober is this man?

[@Hababalooo]

WAIT,SERIOUSLY??!??

[@enderwallice8500]

“We’re putting together a team”

[@thejman3489]

The music in Oppenheimer was amazing! That's reason enough to stay for the end credits.

[@MaximilianStover]

I was hoping for him to play the tape at the end for it to ACTUALLY say what the foreigner was saying

[@OrtegaPegMe]

Lol the fact that it doesn’t adds a deeper level, kinda sinister in a way. I’m high rn sorry.

[@dinnerboons1504]

I expected the tape recorder to actually be a disguised phone and the drone guy was the one talking to him.

[@NixityNullt]

This would be great as the beginning of a buddy comedy where they're both stuck with eachother until they cam get home, kinda like the movie "planes, trains and automobiles" but with more of an "it's always sunny in philadelphia" approach to character writing.

[@MidlifeCrisisJoe]

You mean, where the characters are just the worst, so we get free license to laugh at them when they fail?

[@zerithmunswyn988]

Due Date

[@alexanderhdmi7704]

The cinematography is incredible. I see someone else mentioned Wes Anderson too, which was my first thought when I saw the setting. I see someone else also mentioned the irrelevant random drone guy, which I also thought was an awesome touch. All the camera angles and little attention to detail really makes this scene immersive.

[@alexanderhdmi7704]

Like when the guy on left said "at the bus stop" and guy on right jerks around to look at the bus stop sign.

[@anaximeno]

​@@alexanderhdmi7704Yes, the ending with the music, the guy, and the general edition was so good.

[@skylerjohnson1827]

Chuck E Cheese understudy is my new favorite insult

[@killingtimeitself]

going to start responding with "ok" when people greet me now.

[@MentalAsEver]

Reminds me of that one vine where the camera lady walks up and says "hi!" And the guy just awkwardly says okay😀

[@hunterbletz998]

Mitch’s recurring role of far away guy is fantastic

[@BlairCarlyle]

That wasn’t Mitch. Mitch was scared to go in the water

[@Faustness]

Gonzo is the Aaron Burr type. Good casting by the director.

[@ctwb-06]

That's probably the weirdest statement that makes perfect sense. Gonzo would be Aaron Burr

[@weedwackingwilliamjones]

Its not his fault. Trust me, i had this exact tape when i was learning english.

[@nebyelats9542]

3:50 "If you're reading this, Daniel is coming for me. Please help." Love the small details

[@snake_eater1963]

this is one of the funniest videos you guys have made. i come back to it every other day just because i cant stop thinking about the way he says "Haw is dat iven a jëob?"

[@cleopatraonlyfans]

I’ve watched this four times today

[@AnEnemySpy456]

I love that there's no punchline to the joke, it just spirals into absurdity and ends there.

[@Scarfy101]

i have no idea what just happened but i loved every minute of it. i've said it countless times, but you guys are masters of comedy.

[@SheldonT.]

The man in the blue hat and striped shirt looks like he is in an post-apocalyptic acapella group that brought upon the destruction of earth with their singing.

[@jezoosamata833]

Major Napoleon Dynamite vibes. Fucking great videos, you guys are the only creators I get a true candid laugh out of anymore. Keep up the phenomenal work!!!

[@The_mrbob]

EXACTLY, especially with the drone guy.

[@sphericalcylinder]

i love how the wizards’ comment on every video is like the discussion questions in every english book

[@LocalSlasher]

Those are usually funny, but I suspect that it doubles as engagement farming

[@MrC0MPUT3R]

That first "Ok" was too real... 😆

[@piercebrady3088]

As someone trying to learn a new language, this is the perfect bit to pull while abroad. Favorite skit so far

[@AbyssalMelody]

1

[@beybrain7896]

Just don't get punched.

[@ryanmarc1853]

How many times i've experienced that EXACT scenario in the first 25 seconds lol. That was masterfully done, something i've experienced down to the body language and the broad smile to show you are not a threat, that was honestly really good acting even if you only said three words to each other.

[@greg3665]

Druids with Firearms have woven another top quality tale. This one's gonna be shown around the hearth.

[@crustfirstfilms]

Yeah, new video! I would enjoy my family back, though, guys...

[@EvanBeatty]

You don't need them, all you need is comedy

[@yourfather8865]

Families are overrated tbh

[@jeremyhull3177]

So do I they gotta stop kidnapping families

[@bluze4822]

Boy what

[@jeremyhull3177]

@@yourfather8865 you right

[@robinthesky6728]

such a funny concept, did not expect it.. at 1:20 the delivery of that line "the man at the bus stop is ugly" is so good

[@Pepper_floof_derg]

Hes learning so well

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

This genuinely looks like something I’d see at the cinema. Insane I can just watch it for free on the KZbins

[@voicekey]

This can be taken advantage of so much in real life 💀

[@ssgamez6084]

no?

[@dannyboy5514]

This is one of the best skits ever because of that muppets Hamilton joke.

[@y-tiplex]

I thought the tape would actually say what the man was repeating and it was going to be a skit about how it feels when social anxiety convinces you that people don't like you and are against you for no reason but it feels so real. and the title was a twist that instead of referring to how the one guy was still learning english actually meant "please be patient i'm still learning, that not everyone hates me"

[@chavlaz]

The consistency of that sub plot by the water. Holy fuck.

[@Daniel_Schmaniel]

You guys always do a good job, but it's really obvious how much you're improving. This is such a slow paced scene and yet it does such a good job of keeping our attention. Everything is paced so well and the joke is escalated in such a way that it never gets tiring. The seemingly irrelevant guy in the background just adds on to the Ridiculousness of the scene and makes it all the funnier. Such a good job guys seriously!

[@TheLadderman]

The drone subplot is 10/10

[@hypnotichistorian8152]

Yall never fail to get a laugh outta me

[@JollyBlackwell]

The cinematography on this one was just wonderful

[@CasusUniversum]

A lesser skit channel would have had the tape actually saying those things. This is pure art.

[@JohnnyHopkins36]

Seeing a new wizards with guns upload gives me an out of control semi!

[@cephalopods_are_cool]

love the content generally, Wizards! Excited for the video

[@vivi_needssleep]

This entire video felts so random yet perfect, I can't even describe it without sounding like I'm drunk and I love it

[@timothyeachus7242]

Chunky cheese understudy caught me off guard so bad

[@keixsy]

geez, i don't know what to call this type of humour but this has to be my favourite skit to date fr

[@rachelschendel2476]

This type of humor was hilarious😂😂

[@coolranchbaby1668]

This feels like the beginning of an hour and a half long incredibly endearing buddy comedy

[@Gio_Panda]

HOW PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU COME UP WITH THESE CONCEPTS. THESE ARE NOT IDEAS THAT ONE JUST HAS. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

[@the.dirt.man.]

HOLY WHAT I ROLLER SKATE FOR A LIVING. I FEEL SPECIFICALLY CALLED OUT

[@KennyyChicago]

I refuse to allow my career as a rollerskater to be made fun of. I need to breastfeed a little to calm myself down.

[@darkvoid5978]

I love how he keeps going back and forth through the book 😅 poor man's never gonna finish

[@yourfavoritezoomer9104]

The attention to detail with the outfits was so clean.

[@imjustsomeguy72]

The aesthetic and the way this is shot is kinda giving me Napoleon Dynamite vibes.

[@jach2513]

the scenes are just so vibrant

[@jansustar4565]

I thought this was gonna be about the bus stops near dementia homes, where people come to "wait for the bus".

[@samuelmedeiros3695]

One of the best sketches ever, that was such a good premisse and incredible delivery!

[@teamofone1219]

You guys are criminally underrated. I’m surprised you aren’t at a million subs by now.

[@penelopeisgoingofftopic6786]

“if ratatouille worked at McDonald's ” is wild 😂😂😂

[@KyleDentonOfficial]

This is my favorite video on the channel so far. I think it's perfectly made, and I've revisited it multiple times. The cinematography is stunning, and the completely random inclusion of the guy with the drone is so funny. The comedic timing is great, and the pacing of the sketch couldn't be better.

[@oooeee5556]

2:40 why did he have to look at the bus stop LMFAO

[@mr_p0p0ff39]

The third "I'm still learning" felt like he said dumba** with his face

[@BDugg121]

This is it. This is the one that convinced me to patronize your patreon

[@andrewwhipple1507]

The completely unacknowledged personal tragedy in the background is great. Battery low.....

[@applecrumpies224]

That was a personal attack for sure. 😂

[@PermanentlyFrosty]

The man at the bus stop looks like he uses Athena's poop mode

[@thomasbachmeier8055]

@1:21 i love the delivery of UGly

[@dr.whippersnatch7200]

The punchline of 'Gonzo is Aaron Burr' is fucking brilliant.

[@TyronMakeka]

This feels like the opening scene of a movie.

[@iamnotreal_9]

This feels like something I'd see in one of my dreams

[@stevekirkpatrick1612]

Filmed on location long after Napoleon Dynamite, and packed with all the same energy. This is the Napoleon Cinematic Universe at its best.

[@hagros93]

Someone I know told me that there was cheering during his Oppenheimer screening whenever someone new showed up or the bomb went off like it was an Avengers movie. I bet they stayed for a post credits scene

[@dfx13productions47]

The green vest guy should’ve said “I bet the man in blue stripe shirt works at the bus stop” 😂

[@Skeleton_Dork]

Okay but the accuracy of these insults is peak

[@MonolithicCyanTsunami]

This feels like a Wes Anderson film

[@OrtegaPegMe]

I love how they were able to stay in character through this, I’d be loosing it lol

[@HaloTropical]

This is probably one of my favorite skits y'all have done, and that's saying something.

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

I love how the headphones just disappear at 3:39

[@oracle372]

New Wizards with Guns video, my Saturday is made, now I don't need to re-binge watch all your videos again

[@christophjanssen9324]

Why is this exactly my humor and how did it find me???

[@lightfiendish]

i'm not sure what i just watched. but i definitely know what i'm doing with my walkman this weekend...

[@caseymauldin8396]

This is the greatest thing you guys have made hands down.

[@chickenlogan2799]

Your videos are always so chaotic that no title could ever express anything close to the true content of the video

[@medhathobo]

Now that would be a good prank.

[@Loggerten]

The line delivery is immaculate.

[@makeitraindom1634]

It's like a twisted version of forest gump somehow

[@Marijnzor]

This video made me feel like it was my favorite thing you all ever made, but I have no idea why The bit is a classic wizards with guns style, but there was something very special about the out of context drone operator and the camera work

[@TacoEric]

this is why you are the number one comedy channel on the internet

[@Goblin_deez.]

I was pleasantly surprised and the drone ending was peak

[@Tayne195]

Telling someone they look like they roller skate for a living is one of the best kid-friendly insults I've ever heard.

[@Icantdecided]

The drone guy got a bigger laugh out of me than anything else.

[@captainfach]

Oh my god how do you guys do this?! Every single video has me in tears dude it's incredible!😂