Please Don't Destroy - The Stakeout - SNL

[@DannyFedora]

loving how just the Please Don't Destroy intro popping up now instantly brings out cheers

[@Bat_Boy]

Nah, they are unfunny.

[@mpettway6982]

​@Bat_Boy They're not funny to you, it's just an opinion.

[@AlanJohnMcGowan]

@@Bat_Boy They are the best part of SNL right now. Did you see all the crap Pedro Pascal had to act through?

[@JBrotsis1]

@@Bat_Boytroll

[@assmane999]

@@AlanJohnMcGowanwhat? That was actually a good episode

[@asecretone]

Best sketch of 2015.

[@haley9442]

Pffft

[@jackgialamas3587]

“IT’S NOT 2015!” 😂🤣

[@A_Gib49]

😂😂

[@TheDigitalDecade]

I’m guessing they wrote this in 2015 and kept it in for hilarity’s sake.

[@SusieG]

😂😂

[@laalaa99stl]

I like the idea that the only requirement to replace Ben is to be a ginger.

[@hand3536]

@Thadeus Chud my ginga

[@St3phenking13]

Real talk we need to have the overdue discussion about the Anti-gender movement in Hollywood. Shit is silly.

[@Numbabu]

@@St3phenking13 I have absolutely no idea what that means.

[@Maenadsattack]

I like the idea that the only requirement for getting your sketch group on SNL is your dad being a producer.

[@HubertofLiege]

Because they all look alike?

[@Mangor100]

Bens timing and way he says "its not 2015 man" is freaking gold, these guys are one of the best additions to SNL ever

[@JesusChristMarie]

I love that they never mention all the out of place stuff in these sketches, like why they’re eating dinner at what has to be 2 in the morning

[@XxstardropzdreammxX]

Omg I just realized that 😂

[@icantollie]

bc they went to NYU

[@SensitiveEvent]

Clock on the appliance displays 7:31 when everyone sits down.

[@dygitalsol7312]

Or because they work/write for SNL and they have to work late hours.

[@anarchist_parable]

@@dygitalsol7312 Tell me you don't have kids without telling me. They sat down for family dinner not after work food 😂

[@babyvia6712]

Can’t believe Martin is cheating on Lizzo omg

[@henrytawnn8694]

She got a man on the Minnesota Vikings, so I think she'll be fine.

[@robertdigiovanni1941]

I was about to comment the same thing. How does he get so far with the charm and sex appeal of a scarecrow?

[@melco326]

Came here to say

[@babyvia6712]

@@robertdigiovanni1941 ha! bet he didn’t even have the guts to take his shirt off in front of her 😞

[@robertdigiovanni1941]

@@babyvia6712 True, but if he was wearing a Plirt, why would he even want to?

[@quietastronaut]

Obsessed with the idea of these two guys in their mid-20s having a teenage son lol

[@canaisyoung3601]

He's adopted.

[@lawrencelampke6007]

They started reeeeally early!

[@icantollie]

Or -- hear me out -- they're in their 30s

[@quietastronaut]

@@icantollie They're 24 and 28

[@xmarine73]

@@canaisyoung3601 I mean, no matter what their age, that was literally the only option...

[@beefusmcwellington2933]

Anytime I watch a please don’t destroy video I truly can’t tell what’s gonna happen 😂 They get more unpredictable every single time 👏🏼👏🏼

[@Kattywagon29]

I was literally holding my face with both hands - Home Alone style. I could feel the incredulous humor/surprise on my face, but I couldn't relax my muscles until it was over. Then I watched it again without the stress of not knowing what was gonna happen.

[@richarddecredico6098]

Comedy for people that have no idea what humor is

[@jimwall2291]

It's a bit like Lonely Island videos, where everything is kind of surreal. Like someone wrote out what they dreamed the night before.

[@quietastronaut]

Love how Woody's character went from being ready to kill them to being all excited about them having a baby "Aw they have a baby too" 🤣🤣

[@StephRae]

Woody is so chaotic. Absolutely perfect.

[@Southernblonde1310]

That was one of my favorite parts.

[@calisongbird]

@@StephRae he’s also a COVID conspiracy nutter whacko

[@atralis5134]

Weird trivia but Woody Harrelson's dad was a hitman that spent the vast majority of his life in prison. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Harrelson He assassinated a federal judge.

[@zachparade2791]

The way Keenan hugs and jumps around in a circle that little girl is EXACTLY what I expect an Uncle Keenan to do! 😆

[@baylinkdashyt]

'long as he's not being mad at you for not telling him that Auto Trader will deliver his used car...

[@gertpacu3926]

I do like Keenan.. Always like him since I was a kid and Keenan and Kel was on.

[@EntertainmentTadayyyy]

😆😆😆😆

[@adamwarlock1]

That girl looked so happy. Anybody would be lucky to have an Uncle Keenan.

[@elvis1745]

The "IT'S NOT 2015!" part had me rolling!

[@jessif.]

Woody made this one of the best Do Not Destroys ever. I love the way he said, “That’s a low blow” and his cheerful smile at the end.

[@subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019]

I laughed at the dad vibe woody had when he said “is everything ok with you and your little friends” 😂

[@jenniferfranco8263]

😂😂😂😂

[@grm6740]

I think it's a play on the fact woodys dad was a contract killer. Hence why he says let's Kill then in the next scene

[@subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019]

@@grm6740 😳 thats insane! I never knew that! glad he grew up a good normal guy.

[@batgurrl]

Woody’s delivery of the word stakeout was everything. This sketch is their only recurring sketch and it never fails to amuse

[@saanasalonen8684]

recurring? can you tell me names of the rest so i can catch up please?

[@batgurrl]

@@saanasalonen8684 are you too stoned to look on KZbin for yourself? They all have the same name

[@simaoalicechen2448]

"Radical Acceptance." Very underrated line.

[@marthareis5873]

I loved that -- amazing how concisely they communicated the idea that they were long suffering parents of a teenager with just a few words. This skit has LAYERS.

[@ceejeezyCGZ]

The Please Don't Destroy team are always hilarious.

[@Whitewolf19846]

The new age lonely island

[@babykukla]

My favorite part of the entire show. Brilliantly written, and excellently played.

[@therealdq]

"and you're available Saturdays..." is asked to the actor auditioning. Love this little throwaway line

[@jerrybayless7677]

I love how the stakeout vehicle is an immaculate 1978 Oldsmobile Regency, like it would just blend in and not look suspicious. Hanging with Woody is like being in a true time machine.

[@juliebayless1181]

It's like it is from one of those 70's cop/detective shows like Hawaii Five-O.

[@barbraseville8984]

I screamed. I literally said out loud, "Why is that their car?!?!"

[@southparkfan01]

Throwing the phones away took it to another level!

[@TheCountryMouse]

Love how John holds the trash can without taking his eyes off the screen, lol!

[@hg82met]

Love these guys. Glad John and Martin found each other.

[@gabrielidusogie9189]

I like how the people that are auditioning for Ben even wear his style of clothes. In fact Ben has worn those clothes before.

[@cartercartercartercar]

the throwing the phone away to avoid texting back is so stupidly funny. these are always the best sketches

[@TERPSTUD1]

Omg I spit my drink out when he threw the phone away.

[@cartercartercartercar]

@@TERPSTUD1 ghosting taken to the next level

[@SemourKlitz]

OMG ... I could not stop laughing at at this skit! Those "Please Don't Destroy" segments are the bomb! SNL needs to pump out more of these.

[@DakinRinone]

"It's 2015 man, it's not insane." Something only an insane man would say! Lolol has me dying.

[@korbell1089]

I love that Woody's answer is to immediately pull out a gun!😅

[@AccelerateYourSuccess]

shoulda been a water gun

[@icantollie]

I mean he was in _Natural Born Killers_

[@canaisyoung3601]

​@@icantollieAnd his father was a hitman.

[@neojd]

1 of their best. Just kept upping the ante. Loved the “it’s not 2015 man!” 😂

[@serabera0]

This sketch is hysterical!

[@annapri1526]

"its 2015 man" I'm dead 😂

[@BryceEdwardBrown]

Kenan throwing his phone in the trash gives me life

[@nancyowens1829]

That’s what I thought it was!!!! Omg I’ve watched this skit 900 times it’s gold. Bravo boys!!!!!

[@slnwlf]

"it's not 2015!" gets me every time 😂

[@YarrBr0]

"I feel like we're back at NYU right now" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@coolboss999]

They are back with an amazing and funny sketch as usual. Wish they made more this season ❤❤

[@chrisg220]

Who else wants 2 full hours of Please Don't Destroy skits?

[@Sindollx666x]

🤚

[@jesusanaya]

They're doing a movie actually

[@charlottestockham9529]

Yes and no. I feel like it’s such a rare gem that keeping it this way is part of the brilliance of it all.

[@DS-182]

​@Charlotte Stockham I agree with that.. but an over concentration would make them fade out too fast... but on the other hand, I'd rather watch them for an hour than SNL and the lame musical "artists" the host picks

[@muraddiab6393]

They wrote a movie that’s coming out this august

[@Sam-mh4mc]

lmaoo I can't get enough of these guys ? I have been watching SNL for a long time, how am I just now stumbling upon these guys ??

[@zachhalverson69]

"We'll make it look like a robbery." is a very underrated line

[@emiliallthetime]

the 2015 line fking sent me over the edge lmao

[@keefthestone]

Receives a text from Ben. Immediately throws the whole phone away. 😂

[@JG-ue2cv]

This was awesome. Ben’s part and reactions were great. Talented guys.

[@jasmines.4306]

not the nepo babies attacking my Ben! lmao

[@ltstan4460]

Looked for their sketch after every show hoping I had just missed it - ecstatic to see them this week & BEN ... if you're out there... YOU ARE IRREPLACEABLE!!!!! Scene stealer EVERY TIME (except maybe when that kid was on as the new friend...he absolutely killed it :)

[@Booklpver]

Yes!!!! I have been dying for a please don't destroy video

[@peepeebean]

“Please don’t destroy”just keeps getting better and better

[@annierebeccaa]

“it’s 2015, it’s okay to be gay” “It’s not 2015, man!”

[@benzaiten933]

I was mesmerized by the framed Paul Rudd autograph!

[@henrytawnn8694]

I saw that, too.

[@Zebragirl2]

It’s from the sketch with Zoe Kravitz where they gave cat woman a woman cat (they gave ant man a man ant).

[@busstop1100]

That face right after they look really cozy

[@TeamGlasshole]

It's not ok to miss these

[@NayatSarı]

Ben: What’s happening here!?!!😮 Me: What’s happening here!?!!😂

[@petroskatsilieris1897]

Those "Please don't destroy" sketches are BY FAR the best of this season's SNL.

[@bryguy87]

“Hey man it’s 2015…. It’s not insane to be gay” 😂 I love these guys.. every time it’s a hit.

[@johnsykes3526]

Top ten in skits IMO.

[@NayatSarı]

It was worth waiting for!! 😂 You never know what you get and they kill it every time! 😂

[@tylerhackner9731]

I love these please don’t destroy videos

[@VieenRennes]

These guys are so original

[@jamesecowans5220]

A please don’t destroy video is always the best in a snl skit

[@Bones_]

Ben's face and the "wut" at 1:31 made my soul briefly leave my body Edit: Watching it a second time the "it's 2015 it's not insane to be gay" and again Ben's face, I'm literally coughing from laughing too hard

[@jptv8913]

john and martin kissing was not something i knew i needed

[@icantollie]

Are they bi bc their on-screen affection was hecka believable

[@fppbliss8284]

I haven’t laughed so hard is so long😂 I’m fucking crying😭😭😭

[@AllanAdamson]

5 minutes after Woody is plotting their death via a staged robbery, they select him as their new best friend, now that's true to life

[@anarchist_parable]

"They can't just keep throwing their phones away!" 😂👌🏾

[@Cheeselord83]

This is hands down my favorite PDD sketch. It's genius.

[@jokey_outlook4797]

"They can't just keep throwing their phones away." 😂

[@josshersmusic8483]

Please Don’t Destroy is in it’s own league. SNL is lucky to have them

[@robertantonnyc]

now THAT is commitment to a bit!! BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sirsmokeefortwence25]

Seeing those kisses felt right.

[@haemusic1]

throwing the phones away is the funniest thing ever...hahhahahaha

[@quietastronaut]

A positive spin on this: Isn't it actually a great compliment to Ben that they're spending time with him at all when they're busy with a family of FOUR kids? lol

[@HarleyKita]

“They can’t just keep throwing out their phones!”

[@Withlovefrmstranger]

You three guys + Woody 😂😂😂 + best sketch concept

[@AidenSShin]

Wait, what about Lizzo?

[@jmr1123]

Ben, you may look like Big Bird if he lost all his feathers, but you're still irreplaceable ❤ this is so damn funny 😂 Woody in that wig almost took me out

[@queenwednesdayart]

It's like they wrote a whole sketch around the fact that they wanted to kiss.

[@laurenw.8178]

I was not expecting the whole secret relationship and family twist, this was hilarious 😂 also Woody just casually pulling out the g*n and saying “… time to kill them?”

[@canaisyoung3601]

Depending on how dark your sense of humor is, that part is funnier when you realize that Woody Harrelson's father was a hitman.

[@charleskema2009]

I remember these dudes started on youtube, looks like SNL got to them...Good for them!

[@KikiLynnie]

“I’ll make it look like a robbery” 💀💀💀

[@icantollie]

Wait how does that make it better lol

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

​@90s kid I don't know, but Woody's Dad was a hit-man. Knowing that I thought it was funny that his solution was to murder them

[@zoeledwards6617]

It’s 2015 y’all and love watching this movie every year.

[@juliocervantes2124]

So funny and the best part is that they are actually acting and not blatantly reading off que cards.

[@canaisyoung3601]

The pretaped sketches don't use cue cards. Meaning the actors actually have to act.

[@vigneshsiva2515]

​@@canaisyoung3601q

[@_JONGFIRE]

"It's not 2015 man"🤣🤣

[@AirDave15]

1:26 the face 😂

[@ColinFilm]

Absolutely fantastic! Such a brilliant sketch, full of so many great lines! I love "Saturdays are available 'cause--" just as Ben interrupts. 😂

[@zheerhan]

Part of me was hoping that when Ben burst in they would make him audition because they didn't recognize it was actually him

[@drift3rkid66]

OMG!! A 1980s Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme sedan!! Nice!!

[@j.drewmiller3009]

Incredible!! I have been dying to get more from them for weeks and this absolutely delivered 😂

[@dianapevtsov]

:) Awww, Uncle Kenan spin-hugging the kid warms my heart.

[@gracepeterson7483]

These guys are the best! Woody is the icing on the cake.

[@relaunchinglife]

This was the funniest PDD I've seen in a while - always good, but this had me crying !!!

[@vikio452]

Wow that teenager really looked like a perfect mix of his two dads.

[@themoneypromethod465]

These guys DO NOT MISS

[@emptycradle1304]

I just jumped on the Please Don't Destroy wagon... gonna be a long night....

[@hufflepuffwannabe]

this made me really happy for the first time in a bit

[@jychilly]

I love all the members of "Please Don't Destroy". Both John AND Martin.

[@jychilly]

Oh my goodness, SO embarrassing,! I forgot the best one! Obviously, "Please Don't Destroy" just wouldn't be the same without Woody Harrelson!

[@Bravia-ec6xl]

L boomer​@@jychilly

[@BlueManIan]

I love the Whose Line Film Noir music in the background 😛

[@lazerlord9324]

Top tier funny - love from the UK

[@Nightowl333]

1:56 LOL 😂 idk why but that was the funniest part imo. ITS NOT 2015 MAN

[@silentblackhole]

You got to respect the committment to the bit with that kiss!

[@benzaiten933]

I'm so glad those guys are back, they're so funny!

[@patroklosana8692]

Unbelievable! How do you do it every single time?! I have never watched a mediocre video of you. You are always amazing! "Thats what i thought it was!"

[@boomboxmartian]

Best part of snl.

[@mrmusickhimself]

The title card alone is getting crowd love, these men must be cherished.