Please Don't Destroy - Lizzo Has Writer's Block - SNL

Lizzo needs help writing two new songs for her SNL performance.
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[@aprilq.9926]

The way they all responded “ANXIOUS” in unison with absolute certainty got me😂

[@1970boobear]

It was so perfect. And more than a little relatable 😬

[@laurahall3094]

TRUTH!

[@newflesh666]

yeah super relatable

[@simonedulcie3853]

So fuckin funny!😄

[@katie-vc4bg]

you know this was scripted?

[@gshak33]

“I need y’all to write a black woman anthem” *LONG PAUSE* “…Are we the guys to do that?

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Followed by "Maybe we could write a white man anthem" LOL!

[@Bob-fj7lr]

The timing on this was so perfect omg

[@dua86]

@@theultimatereductionist7592 Please Don't Destroy ghostwrote White Boy Summer CONFIRMED!

[@ELmayberry]

I was dying when they said that 🤣

[@centerfold8]

😂😂😂😂 crying

[@brycewalburn3926]

Please Don't Destroy has this insane magical ability to take any celebrity, write a sketch that dials their personality up to 11, and make it super hilarious. The fact that they're this consistently amazing while incorporating new people is very impressive.

[@coolboss999]

They also make their skits really chaotic which I absolutely love 🤣😭

[@nunyabiznes5489]

Im positive that this had to be a bot that posted this comment. This sh*t is garbage

[@robertgoldman9859]

Ìò0

[@IsabelleHAwesomegirl]

For real, I really loved their sketch with Rami Malek

[@chrisjoy5450]

Not to mention they always play themselves and it always takes place in their offices. Really goes to show you the creativity of these guys.

[@SunniRays]

“Why you always leave me on reaaaad rather you leave me on bluuue lil baby girl u look like my daaaaad” that shit took me out😂

[@alh7197]

He put his soul into it too🤣🤣🤣

[@Libragirl1278]

😂😂😂

[@simonedulcie3853]

😂😆🤣😆

[@JF-NYC-NJ-Girl]

I was waiting for this comment 😂

[@sewgeekdesigns9113]

This he tried lol

[@elizabethlarson9655]

Lizzo: "I need y'all to write a black woman anthem." PDD: "Are we the guys to do that?"

[@voxpopuli735]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hannahpaul2196]

"We can write you a white man anthem....🤨" 😂😂🤣

[@moreofawave]

"Got my blue jeans on and a bottle of jack" that literally made me laugh out loud

[@Will-wn1fz]

Same 💀

[@elias41790]

I am on my break at work and I also just laughed out loud

[@eba44]

So hard I got tears

[@HTSGOSU]

I love Jesus and my pickup truck. beer and football on a Friday night.

[@lyraserpentine894]

@@HTSGOSU My baby left me and now I'm sobbing into my fishing gear

[@Cobrani]

I appreciate Lizzo showing Martin the love for the sexy daddy that he is.

[@kellygreengables3936]

The chemistry was there 100%. I want another sketch with Lizzo and Martin and/or Martin to make a cameo in one of her music videos!

[@Charmedsas1]

😂 he really is

[@kaylaballentine4221]

@@Charmedsas1 Yessss definitely!!!!

[@vandayshataylor777]

He blushed so cute. ✨😭 I blushed when I saw that like I was in 3rd grade lol 💯So funny 😂.

[@katemiller7874]

Ya he’s not

[@nebulousisgod]

These guys can’t write a bad sketch. And they all take place in their office and they’re always playing themselves. That’s kind of insane.

[@pattiepizzato5547]

Right on! So funny! Love thé way they talk😆

[@b-dub6865]

I love these guys, but they’ve written some bad sketches. e.g., the 3 goths sketch was terrible. Just saying. This bit, however, is pure Gold! 😂😂😂

[@agalaxywolf303]

They are the new Lonely Island group I believe

[@drphot6050]

This one was lame

[@floatsting20]

@@b-dub6865 Lame comedy

[@SimonePromotion]

They all have great chemistry. Lizzo and the guys have great comedic timing together. Love it, very funny💯

[@chriscunningham8703]

Years of practice for Lizzo.... Looking in that mirror & laughing...

[@chriscunningham8703]

@@lonutta nope...

[@dani2smoove]

@@chriscunningham8703 YUP

[@dani2smoove]

@@lonutta I concur.

[@chriscunningham8703]

@@dani2smoove guessing you're a fellow land whale......

[@KevinBessey]

*Pukes* "You have a girlfriend?!?" That destroys me.

[@rachel-in-the-208]

It wasn’t supposed to be a put down … she was flirting. LOL Edit - I read your comment wrong!! (Sorry)

[@RavenclawNimbus]

The way he said "Ma gurlfriend dressed like Spongebobbb" with the shaky voice was SO FUNNY 😂🤣

[@jacklichtenstein19]

“please don’t destroy”, Is one of the best sketch series to be on SNL in years. Shoutout to Martin Ben and John🙌🏽

[@chuckaudio3191]

I'll second that.

[@Artytanium]

Those three sad virgins have come a long way

[@LoLoyPookie]

They are the new Lonely Island👏🏼

[@NiGiff]

Sarcasm?

[@user-lq2dy8cl8n]

@@LoLoyPookie that’s what i was thinking!

[@heatherbukowski2102]

Lizzo is 100% adorable and seems like she has a great personality. edit: well this is awkward

[@TheRacboys]

Lizzo is funny. I didn't get to see the whole show. Playing catch-up on you tube ya'll.

[@aperfectcircle0219]

Because she has to lmfao.

[@heatherbukowski2102]

@@aperfectcircle0219 too bad you don't :(

[@witchplease9695]

@@aperfectcircle0219 Has to? Nobody has to have a good personality, she just does and on top of that is beautiful and talented. Problem ?

[@captainbuttsable]

Aged well

[@kotaowens6978]

“Are we the guys to do that” 😂

[@jinetikzgames]

😂😂😂

[@tarttizzle]

The subtle face expressions combined with the fast-paced, chaotic, train-off-the-tracks writing is SO FUNNY! We want more of please don't destroy!!!!

[@bmillz007]

YES!!!!!

[@ChiliCheeseD0g]

KISS Keep it simple stupid. This wasn't funny.

[@alaskaasmr200]

They're good, she sucks.

[@tarttizzle]

@@bmillz007 I'm glad you agree!!! 😁

[@LarryDavid47]

Speak for yourself, these guys are hacks. They have not earned being featured on SNL. And one of them is the ugliest human being I’ve ever seen.

[@danitoubin]

"guess i gotta go get killed by andrew dismukes." well that's going in the pile of consistent snl references i will make that no one gets

[@joeymorvant161]

Awesome!

[@michaelmaloskyjr]

And remember "He's done it before."

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

he can kill me if he wants

[@_Entropy_999]

“my girlfriend dressed like spongebob” got me dying lmao

[@ironbran12]

That funny huh?

[@theotterdanny5800]

You got a girlfriend 🤢🤮🤮

[@ELmayberry]

@@theotterdanny5800 what's going on between you two 😂😂

[@_Entropy_999]

@@theotterdanny5800 bruh im 13

[@RavenclawNimbus]

@@_Entropy_999 It was part of the joke.

[@dennesey]

Every host that passes through Please Don't Destroy headquarters gets the best skit of their night. Guaranteed.

[@ChiliCheeseD0g]

Not every host, cause this was awful.

[@kurlykayla9013]

@@ChiliCheeseD0g it was hilarious

[@mahoganysweets67]

I was just thinking this one was the best of the night x her face is so pretty x her facial expressions! They all did so great! She seemed so Natural in this one! In her other skits she kept laughing or trying to concentrate on reading her lines

[@bryanchipps9374]

I absolutely agree. 💯 these guys are amazing and will do great things in their future.

[@howardbrown3346]

@@kurlykayla9013 YEAH! This was funny asf

[@kengeorgejones6855]

What I liked most about this was the Please Don't Destroy guys were working with Lizzo and not just in their own world that she would react to. They gave her a good chance for comedy and she clicked with them. The interruptions from Andrew, swearing murder, made it even better.

[@bmillz007]

I’m crying. This collaboration is everything I needed.

[@hwi1691]

Lil babygirl you look like my dad

[@alaskaasmr200]

Stop it

[@angelicaterry3367]

lmao i die laughing every time i watch it. I'm never ready for when "horny zookeeper" starts

[@ChiliCheeseD0g]

Nothing about this colab was funny. NOT A SINGLE THING.

[@PersianProfessional]

These guys haven’t written a bad sketch. Definitely this generation’s Lonely Island

[@galangster]

The energy between Lizzo and Martin is everything

[@cranapple3367]

I had a feeling the conflicting energies here were gonna be good. "I woke up feeling..." "ANXIOUS!" Lmao

[@jjosten529]

The "We've got ten minutes." reminded me of 12 year old me coming up to my mom at 9pm on Sunday and letting her know I have a huge project due Monday morning and all of the materials I need are at different stores.

[@stephenharper6638]

Including Michael's, a store to infuriate anyone needing a specific item!

[@marandamurphy]

Yesss. I have a 12 yr old. Regular occurrence.

[@samanthanickson6478]

@@marandamurphy such bad memories of that time. i remember one morning my son telling me there was a bake sale and his bus would be there in 10 minutes! that was fun. 😒

[@Hermititis]

@@stephenharper6638 , but at least Michael's is open on Sundays. If it was something only found at Hobby Lobby, then that'd be an issue.

[@lilymatthews2664]

The continuity of Lizzo being Martin's girlfriend in "Plirts" is my absolute favorite.

[@brycewalburn3926]

I've never seen Lizzo act before. She was fantastic!

[@chillones9574]

facts,,This women needs screen time is she has the time. She was fire.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

She was just on the Mandalorian with Jack Black!

[@suzieqtruth6377]

"little baby girl. you look like my dad" crying laughing. these guys are the BEST!

[@nocomment7151]

why is no one talking about this: Lizzo- "I woke up feeling..." Please Don't Destroy- "ANXIOUS"

[@Believe_in_Uhoo]

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but Lizzo killed that ridiculous song

[@komalahayes1535]

Lizzo needs to occasionally appear in these randomly as if she's having an affair with Martin🥰🥰

[@PameDz]

omg yesss!!

[@BooglePoots]

Like the older sketches that had a secret affair between Kyle and Miley Cyrus lol

[@komalahayes1535]

@@BooglePoots yup

[@traceyke]

YES

[@emily7478]

Your wish came true!!!!

[@batgurrl]

Lizzo is killing it. I need you all to write a black woman anthem. This sketch is getting better and better

[@WindTurbineSyndrome]

They have great improv chemistry

[@coolboss999]

"I need you guys to write me a black woman anthem" "Are we the guys.. To do that though?" "We should wrote a white guy anthem.... Maybe we shouldn't." 🤣😭💀

[@glennzanotti3346]

Very funny sketch -- they all worked together well, and sold it perfectly.

[@ImAFunGuy]

“Can he do that?!” “He’s done it before!” 😂

[@Hello-mp5vr]

Best part of modern day SNL. They capture the new aged humor well.

[@P__114]

Same sketch every week

[@tm_kh]

Thank you Joey.

[@Hello-mp5vr]

@@P__114 I’m not arguing it’s for everyone, because it’s not.

[@johnindigo5477]

Please don't destroy is just a newer version of what Andy Samberg was doing 14 years ago.

[@tm_kh]

@@johnindigo5477 The Lonely Island sang happy birthday to ground so Please Don't Destroy could make a banger with Lizzo.

[@heatherbukowski2102]

I love how literally each one of these guys adds something valuable and unique to the group. A lot of the time, with groups like this, only one stands out or maybe two are good but one is just "meh", or maybe they're all fine but interchangeable. They're all great and different from each other.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Ben is my personal favorite, but I do think they all stand out. Unlike Lonely Island where only Andy really stood out.

[@lydiatingey3773]

The laughter of the audience in almost every video proves that these guys deserve to be on SNL

[@wiskyr6510]

They...they are on SNL

[@protomanzero8647]

@@wiskyr6510 what they mean is, they clearly earned their spot

[@finnmartel3090]

TBH they're the only thing worth watching. I wish they just had their own show

[@MatSmithLondon]

The laughter is fake - all the way through - pure hype. Nobody would laugh at this joke “if it’s no good, I’m gonna kill you”. Scriptwriting fail.

[@robertoclaux8654]

@@MatSmithLondon I disagree. Sure, if that threat came out of nowhere, it wouldn't be funny. But it's the absurdist progression of this sketch that makes something like that funny. Granted, it still might not be to your taste.

[@Waffles50]

Lizzo’s acting in this is incredibly good and natural

[@happgood]

Please Don't Destroy consistently knock it out of the ballpark every time. Their segments are truly priceless and set a high bar for team sketch comedy. Best addition to SNL in years.

[@SamClarkschannel]

These are literally the best part of SNL. Lizzo and the boiz killed it!

[@RavenclawNimbus]

PDD is doing so well right now. I think at this moment of SNL, they are the best thing around. So funny!!

[@A.H.C.]

"He's done it before!" Are we just giving that one a pass? 😂

[@JayHay63]

OK?? BUT I NEED THIS TO BE A WHOLE SHOW. Just Lizzo and them.

[@Xena0922]

"I don't think you should do that on the show." 🤣

[@jasreallySUCCS]

The flow of the banter and laughter was SO PERFECT! Excellent chemistry all around!!!

[@emilydunbar8064]

“Guess I gotta go get killed by Andrew Dismukes” 🤣

[@patriciaclarke7457]

Everything she did - Brilliant! I laughed at every one of her skit, her songs loved them. She did GOOD.

[@JordanDoww]

put this on spotify… you won’t

[@Mackarrrena]

Every host having a crush on Martin is the best lmao

[@SkolneyVikings]

Okay, but seriously when do we get that "Horny Zookeeper" single?

[@MrsDesignerLabels]

Martin’s lips 👄 OMGOODNESS! This sketch was Hysterical! I watched it 5 x’s! Lizzo killed it, every sketch & performances! This episode is what everybody didn’t know they needed! Now pass on the POSITIVITY!🥰

[@Room142]

I woke up this morning feeling....... ANXIOUS!!! (grinning proudly) 🤣

[@ESCTom]

Lizzo's acting and comic timing is this was really awesome 😂👏🏻

[@xxmegababygirlxx]

Yooooo I yelled when he started rapping. 0:31 AND IM ALL FOR IT!!!

[@JenniferHuangDeng22]

Lol. I love how Lizzo calls Martin : “ Sexy Daddy” He do look handsome and cute.

[@georgenichols7718]

"Well lets not write a white man anthem" 🤣🤣

[@dyln31]

“Little baby girl, you look like my da-a-d” I nearly pissed myself off the bat 💀

[@childofthecorn94]

I really appreciate the story arc of lizzo giving martin sexy compliments here and now dating him in the latest plants and plirts skit. absolutely subplerb

[@JacobAldaco]

Lizzo KILLED SNL. Have her back on often, she’s damn good, a natural. Make her permanent !!!

[@MidnightsLive]

I hope Lizzo gets a Fiver Jacket. She's made for this.

[@JRMagro]

"And. I. Feel. LIIKE. You. Can. See. Toomuchofmyface" In unison : "TOO MUCH OF HIS FACE" 😂😂😂

[@meli6882]

I swear I haven't laughed this wholeheartedly at an SNL sketch or any youtube video at all in so long. These guys have so much potential

[@Jaydoggy531]

"Can he do that?" "HE'S DONE IT BEFORE!"

[@iMr.Jetpacks]

She is a good actress, and funny! I like i like 😍

[@Otis151]

Horny Zoo Keeper went on to be a number one hit song. Lizzie and Martin are happily married with six children.

[@yammy20000]

Woohoo 🎉

[@maddiec6869]

hahahaha when she threw up and said "you have a girlfriend?!"

[@joeymorvant161]

That was funny!!

[@DreamyCassie]

Coming back here now that Martin and Lizzo are dating lmao

[@Angie-hh1rh]

Ive replayed this so many times and its only been out for 14 minutes

[@Global00Vintage]

“I woke up feeling….” “Anxious!” I felt that.

[@mr.thunder1219]

These guys are the best thing to happen to this show in forever

[@TheBrothersBlue]

since Pete's weekend updates 💯

[@theancafelover1]

”you look like my dad” took me by such suprise I let out the biggest HA! How have I not seen these guys before, all these sketchers are amazing

[@Daniel_Ilyich]

These are the coolest, most original sketches on SNL this season.

[@kay.l.a1149]

I got my blue jeans on & a bottle of Jack 😂😂😂😂😂 Why you always leave me on redddd😂😂😂😂

[@-MaryPoppins-]

Lizzo just belongs in entertainment. She’s a fantastic vocalist. She’s naturally hilarious. And her talent drips onto everything she does. It’s wonderful to see her getting stronger and stronger with each day! Just an all around entertainer, and it’s clear she’s finally where she was born and worked to be!!!

[@chillones9574]

She was so fuking good, incredible actor to be..

[@kidflashclone]

Lizzo and Martin's meetcute :)

[@cleverusername9369]

Please Don't Destroy is easily and by orders of magnitude the funniest part of SNL in a long damn time. Also it pleases me to know that Dismukes has killed people before. That confirms a suspicion.

[@jamespuffer2889]

Holy shit these guys are the funniest thing SNL has had on in a long time. No disrespect to Weekend Update or any of the sketches, but these dudes leave my sides hurting.

[@baraki808]

Agreed

[@abril9764]

“Do you have a crush on Martin?” Martin: 🤪

[@cocoknows]

This was outstanding! Lizzo is such a good actress, and funny too. I see an acting career in her future.

[@Applxy354]

I have watched this video like 5 times since last Saturday. These guys are so funny and lizzo did great in every sketch.

[@ValentinOrlandini]

I have “Little babygirl, you look like my dad” stuck on my head now

[@infinityandmore6438]

“Little baby girl you look like my dad” took me out

[@theskyisblue567]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ashtoniamelvonious]

I just watched this 4 times in a row. I love y'all. Lorne better let you guys create a legacy/career on SNL like the Lonely Island, because you guys definitely deserve that opportunity!

[@imnotafuckingmermaid]

“Guess I gotta go get killed by Andrew Dismukes.” 😂

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

he can kill me if he wants, he can do anything to me :D haha

[@avirandall8977]

Martin & Lizzo is the new Pete & Kim, change my mind

[@angelicaterry3367]

lmfao i'm dead "HORNY ZOO KEEPER!" (B*tch, yes excitedly shouting this in my head (don't want to wake anyone)). I need this video full length and on streaming platforms, stat! Have to say this was an impressively well thought out sketch that uses both party's strengths, seamlessly.

[@jenniferhalf1650]

She's not just an amazing singer/song writer but an amazing actress. I did not know she had those acting skills. Very impressed!!

[@alisonj1384]

They are too cute and Lizzo is a natural at this - lol

[@jasonallen3678]

The guy in the middle had me crying when he was singing lol..

[@TBT_17]

These three are destined to be all time great cast members. Snl badly needed this. They are incredible.

[@safalafagins]

I LOVE Lizzo's facial expressions in this lol she killed it

[@kareninalabama]

I often call my cat "baby girl" as an endearment, but now I've taken to singing "little baby girl, you look like my dad" to her. 😂 She is not amused.

[@traviswking]

"You look like my dad" dammmnnnn that killed

[@nabii2907]

This is actually hilarious from start to finish! Laughed the whole way through, great sketch!

[@jmarie85]

Anyone else still have "Horny Zookeeper" stuck in their head a week later? 😂 It's so catchy!

[@tejaswoman]

Some wonderful human being made a clip from it that just starts at the point where the song begins.

[@colorsplash917]

Martin's face at 2:02 killed me

[@KristiannaStephani]

Maybe this is dramatic but I think this might be the best sketch all season. Lizzo works so well with them 😅

[@turtleesh]

The zooming and cutting are INTENSE in this one, I actually got motion sickness lol. Well, I also can’t stop laughing, so I guess it evens out.

[@84paratize]

"That's the Sopranos theme song!" Nearly spat up my drink on that one 🤣🤣🤣

[@DesertSageArizona]

I need you to write a black girls anthem HORNY ZOOKEEPER? ROLLIN!! Loved this whole skit! 🤣🤣🤣 & the boss popping in to eerily quip “ If the new songs aren’t any good I’m going to kill you”! 🤣🤣🤣Thanks for all of the laughs-Forever SNL Fans! 🎭Sending Love 💕 & Happy Easter wishes from our collective here in Sunny ☀️ Arizona!

[@DadFeels]

It’s a bop

[@ZipperDeer]

Good luck in your fight dad I'm rooting for you!

[@deannas2778]

Right out the gate I busted out laughing. "Little baby girl you look like my dad" wtf 😂

[@auds7938]

the best thing about these shorts is how the audio is so hard to hear because of the laughter. no joke, i love it. i love them being hyped so hard