PLEASE DON'T... | The Council of Hanwell

[@Deverey1]

"Things that are hiding in your closet" *Closet door is literally all the way open* "The things that are under your bed" *Bed is laying directly on the floor* "And the things that are standing behind you right now" *Is sitting in a chair that has it's back touching the wall* Hmmm.. Maybe that's why I haven't been murdered by demons yet...

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Deverey1 you’re missing all the fun. Sincerely a human and not a demon.

[@kitten8221]

my bed is on the floor, I have no closet, but my back is not against a wall.

[@kohakucos3166]

My bed is touching the ground. My closet doesn't exist. And I'm sitting against a wall. 😂 I'm Save I guess

[@starrynxghtz]

Deverey1 I think I am cause the hands on my clock just fell

[@bossblink2002]

Candy pop Animations. That could happen for 1 of two reasons. 1 you need to tighten them, or 2 ITS DEMONS JIM, DEMONS!!!

[@alexdvf7300]

"i hear someone in high heels, that spells danger!" 3 years later: lady Dimitrescu

[@whatis4295]

All I hear now is Mark asking Lady Dimitrescu to step on him. Lol

[@loki4807]

I DON'T SIMP FOR ANYONE (except a couple of animatronics and furry characters)

[@alphabextical3598]

Danger for whoever's wearing the Heels.

[@loki4807]

@@alphabextical3598 Everywhere all the time.

[@scaathreykr]

TEACHER!

[@tiagotostas5708]

Markiplier: "Whats a lockdown city" 2020: guess you found it out

[@sweatingbulletz1475]

Lol why is this so under rated

[@quake3607]

More like lockdown country

[@raven..........]

@@quake3607 more like lockdown world

[@MutelyMutel]

@FandomKween13❎ Go outside. You're everywhere in the comments getting upset over these jokes because "different meaning joke bad".

[@Mello8201]

"wouldn't you like to know, youtuber man"!!

[@rebelbunny8519]

Markiplier: Misses obvious key on the table Also Markiplier: Sees tiny black witch eye in the dark

[@TatteredRagDoll13]

Also misses the obvious witch eye on the desk at 39:00

[@irlslut]

@@TatteredRagDoll13 I KNOW ITS AGITATING OMG

[@uselessteammate4984]

@@TatteredRagDoll13 I was gonna say the same thing 😂🤣

[@uselessteammate4984]

@@irlslut 😂 were a little late to the game

[@uselessteammate4984]

@@TatteredRagDoll13 also misses doctor DNA at 58:00

[@sebYB67]

*Hand sanitizer dispenser is covered in blood* "Someone tried to sanitize their hand way too hard."

[@cehociuch5633]

Thats what OCD gives you

[@tgreaux5027]

I believe the hand sanitizer dispenser is the killer. It's all a ruse I tell you! A ruse! You've been bamboozled and befuddled and hornswabbled!

[@thirtysecondtutorials6949]

@@tgreaux5027 uh,me loll

[@skysrainxx565]

hahaha :D

[@starrgaze278]

They were trying to sanitize their sins away.

[@thereilway]

The basement of the school reminded me a lot about the basement at my elementary school. The basement there used to serve as a local emergency bomb shelter and we weren't allowed to go down without a teacher. Naturally we all went down all the time to play hide and seek among the massive water pipes/ventilation tubes and unidentified large metal boxes, because we were all too young to have seen a horror film, and thus had no idea how perfect that whole place was for murder and hiding bodies of small children.

[@Mystery-Wolf]

We did too but there were always teachers keeping an eye on us and to make sure we didn’t go there. It was in the cafeteria so- I mean- kinda hard to go there and not be noticed.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

So glad to be homeschooled, you have no idea

[@loki4807]

*man behind the slaughter starts playing*

[@awkwardukulele6077]

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro When I was homeschooled we had a co-op where we'd play with other homeschooled kids, and we did chill out in a creepy basement. It was a much nicer one in a church, but still, shit was terrifying if you didn't leave all the lights on. It was like the entire floor had "Turn the lights off and run to your bed before the boogieman catches you in the dark" energy.

[@thederpysquad3759]

dear lord why???

[@GiantParfait]

31:20 Craig.. _Craig!_ Don't run away from love! *Flashbacks from Dream Daddy*

[@lildarkie-sbp]

Dreeeeaaammm~ daddy! music lol

[@sophieanderson3360]

Craiggggggg!!!

[@lildarkie-sbp]

@@sophieanderson3360 Craig is my favorite

[@gremliin_priince]

dream daddy was THE GAYME also we should get him to play the secret ending... 👀👀👀👀

[@skittle1715]

Mark: 2021 is the future Me re-watching in 2021: or is it

[@booski.i]

we are fucked :D

[@dvrkfae]

10/07/2021 So that's either July 10th (pretty much the rest of the world uses day/month/year format since it makes more sense) or October 7th (based on American dating format)

[@lukablackwood6754]

And in 2022 it'll be the past

[@Matthew-mt2fc]

@@dvrkfae assuming it is based in the actual hanwell in london, it would be july 10

[@Z1Blue]

2021 is the future and the present!? What a mind bending time-paradox.

[@arianazamani9885]

Mark: *sees ghost and walks towards it* Ghost: No wtf go the OTHER way I'M trying to scare YOU sTaHp

[@iowaclass5657]

Ghost: Tries to scare Mark by walking towards him Mark: Pulls out Reverse Uno card Ghost: Wait, what-?

[@somniumwingz6858]

Ariana Zamani welcome to another episode of: me and my friends but im a.... featuring! me as a ghost!

[@nevasocial5297]

I won’t ruin the amount of likes 🤣🤣

[@FireBirdv12REACTIONS]

Mark: I'm not here stuck with you, you're here stuck with me

[@MasterMatter]

Man, I read that sTaHp and burst out laughing lol I know a guy who talks with a certain accent let's say and he says stop for like 3 seconds longer than a normal person. Also the word bitch is spoken in a similar way

[@Lincolntowncoupe]

"Douglas, 74 years old, got zebra ass 22 times." -Markiplier, 2018

[@lyyang6772]

Of the whole video.. this part made me laugh the hardest when Mark came up with this... 😂😂😂😂

[@maris7457]

lol this is why i watch markiplier - he makes things funnier/less serious

[@MasonCatalone]

Markiplier: "Open says me!" *Door blasts open.* Markiplier: "What the fuuuuuuuuuck?"

[@shay-sd1kb]

Mason Catalone what time point was that? 😂

[@lucretius3967]

1:03:07

[@XR3vOluTi0nX]

Ahahhaha Epic (btw Open sesame)

[@KaydeineG]

@@JMBTheProdigy Just google Open Sesame and feel stupid

[@authorhabeebapasha7756]

Lol

[@robonator2945]

it is kind of nice to see an evil doctor who actually makes things that do work to help. I mean the hospital was just a normal hopsital for the most part, not some mad scientist experimentation building. The power plant was apparently producing power via his methods and produced enough power for the entire city(?) and then some. All that and he is still a massive corrupt douche! Its kind of rare to see a villian who is clearly amoral in the truest sense, doing both good and bad without much regard for either.

[@2189fallenangel]

Dr. mengele … Did … horrible things in experiments…. But we advanced immensely medically from his studies.. a dark win

[@parazitkolol]

@@2189fallenangel That's a myth, Mengele was a useless and sloppy researcher. He was nothing more than a psychopath in power with zero supervision.

[@alexquan1744]

Truly ambivalent to both good and evil

[@TheRossome1]

Literally every corporation in reality

[@davidehon5806]

the only thing truly horrifying about this game is the lack of windows in both the hospital AND the school

[@walter1543]

Davi Dehon 111 likes, no responses. I’ll change that!

[@Ryyi23]

They must all be Apple users

[@Nomadic_Inquisitor]

What about what was *Under* the school?

[@dillsnickle]

Zeta Grey yeah, that was m u c h w o r s e but we dont talk about that shit

[@RemoGuppy]

All of the schools I went to had all of the windows bricked up years ago. Supposedly they were a bad weather risk and the schools just didn’t want to maintain them.

[@notsure1969]

You got the first person scared right out of you.

[@thomasfernandez6580]

EHEHEHEHE

[@jackgrim6558]

-Dr mantis 2018

[@CustosXAdamo]

You mean he had a out of body experience from the scare?

[@monstrosity_1018]

lol literally

[@thehooded-guru]

Lmfao!

[@taylorbritt499]

39:00 "Keep going until you find something spookalicious" *walks right past a witch's eye*

[@trindalas]

There was a couple times he looked directly at a collectible and didn’t grab them... it was... kinda upsetting as someone who likes to get them all in games, haha

[@taylorbritt499]

@@trindalas same!! It always kills me when people don't get the collectibles lol. But I understand that's not how some people like to play

[@trindalas]

Taylor Britt the pain was almost physical, lol. I’ve literally spent hours hunting for single missing collectibles in games before, haha. I’m sure people who don’t care don’t understand people like us either though lol.

[@sophiabaird5407]

Yep I was about to say that😂

[@MoeruHoeru]

*You can't go back afyer leaving this area* "So if i leave this area, i can't go back ever? yo let me check every corner in this area first then" ☝🏻 me after i check every corner in the area before leaving

[@hayleyjones2362]

Mark: "...and the thing that is behind you right now." *Looks around* My mum standing behind me: "Could you please do the dishes now."

[@Mystery-Wolf]

Horrifying

[@brandyyn]

@@Mystery-Wolf xd

[@saquuwaya3756]

This is the true horror story

[@r0ckstard1or]

she always tells you whenever your doing something you FEEL is important🙄

[@maddieladdie8476]

Things I wish were in horror movies: "Thank you orchestra." "I hope nothing *bad* happens on the way out." "Oh good more DNA." * dicks around with baby head that looks at him every time he looks away *

[@onixgrace3667]

Jack Is Life I need this movie in my life. Whenever I'm scared i talk a lot, am sarcastic and piss about like an idiot. That movie would be awesome ^^ maybe mark should direct it XD

[@phoneyxd1896]

Jack Is Life Outlast 3 plot in the making 😂😂

[@AurorasAura4417]

I wish for a funkalicious violin player in the distance of every horror sountrack

[@isalooney]

This comment is probably gonna get buried, but I just want to give a round of applause to the people responsible for the subtitles; the video is been up for only 4 hours and it is already subtitled. As Marks video gets longer, I'm so happy that there are still people willing to dedicate their time to help this community. These are the things that make me proud and honored being part of it :)

[@SpudTheWise]

its a speech recognition bot

[@isalooney]

If you look at the end of the descriptions it says "caption authors" and the name of three channels. Yes, there are the English captions auto generated by KZbin, but also the ones made by the community. :)

[@Mawe_bug]

❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@jiffbutter04]

Isalooney yeah but the captions are shit and get 70% of the words wrong, which is very annoyng. Buuuut still. Its good that someone did it tho

[@MynicknameisViolet]

Agreed, and at least for this play through, those who did the captions were actually helpful and not adding jokes :)

[@Starshadow-dm8ds]

Not gonna lie i felt the whole child trafficking ring underneath a school was the creepiest area

[@CherryPie-xd8ql]

Same tho

[@Lt.Shineysides89]

because it really happens and nothings scarier than reality. It's sickening

[@candydandy2228]

i think what made it even more creepy was the little stuffed animal and tiny beds :(

[@kinabear7210]

When Markiplier asked "how do you get away with it?" It's easy. You just be a rich, powerful politician, captain of industry, or government employee. The Epstein's of the world cater to those folks.

[@emiliam2279]

whats scarier is that things like that actually exist

[@leilaparedes1813]

Game: "in 2021..." Mark: "thats in the future" Me: watches in 2022*

[@Boredom101-o6m]

Yesss someone else is here :0

[@Ghoucho]

Yoooo heck yuh :00 ✨

[@hondolaalexandru6548]

same

[@kemmli]

Welp

[@bigstoopboi]

was just about to comment that ;-;

[@superjangames]

I'm really into these longer videos. I throw one up on my TV, and do some cleaning, or fold laundry, etc., while my kiddo is napping. It's an awesome way to just unwind (yes, even with horror games lol). Keep up the hard work, Mark!

[@kookiesandyoongles7139]

Sounds relaxing xDD

[@DylanSmith-rr6iz]

That cowwls!

[@Punkichu]

SuperJanGames I do the same thing 😁

[@adrianelaske2196]

I do this all the time 😂

[@drizztiley8740]

unwind with constant screaming from mark. Fantabulous

[@googli300]

Mark: "Someone tried to sanitize their hand way too hard." Corona: *WHEEZE*

[@lenoras9330]

i mean it mentioned 2021

[@mylescordier]

😂😂

[@Thoughtless427]

Please next time you decide to try and be creative by making a joke about coranavirus. Don’t. Your not funny.

[@googli300]

@@Thoughtless427 Or... Maybe you should've read it when I posted it, 3 MONTHS AGO. And in the end, who cares?

[@ikelldagay1801]

@@Thoughtless427 you are

[@setten_]

Me: *spontaneously picks up my cat from the chair and starts hugging and cuddling him* Mark: "Oh, there's that cat again.. Man, you need to stop squeezing that cat, that cat's just about had it!" Me: :c

[@masterpayne0781]

the tiMING hahaa

[@danielwoodie6974]

"What's a lockdown city?" Oh you sweet summer child

[@joaquinvalencia]

What is it ? Lol

[@oreo1737]

@@joaquinvalencia corona

[@HelloThere.....]

@@oreo1737 How is a lockdown city corona?

[@HelloThere.....]

What exactly is a "lockdown city"?

[@thesilentone4024]

Its called politics lol but not to far off

[@kingcheesecake7088]

23:26 "I'm sorry I walked into the wrong room"

[@aleksaspahic7148]

Also A B I don't like you

[@tir3d_00]

Mark: *picks up small ripped piece of paper* "Hmmm.. I can't read this... ew pleh..? idk what tha-" *flips paper* "OH nooOoO"

[@farahinaleya3857]

hey we got the same pfp!

[@lesbianspacecadet]

yup. that happened in the video.

[@tir3d_00]

@@lesbianspacecadet wait it did?

[@manic_cosmic_artist]

Fellow Raine 💖

[@nicholasthompson1387]

With Markiplier it's hard to tell sometimes when he's kidding around and when he actually doesn't understand something. He's just a comical guy and I love it.

[@Floofypoof6443]

Who else got the shit scared out of them when he turned around in the house and his shadow was on the doorway?

[@AngelWingsYT]

XD his shadow keeps getting me

[@jinglejinglebell7844]

I got one >v>

[@xerilaun]

Me!

[@addysonlavergne3636]

i for real got scared

[@KallionUsedToWrestle]

Absolutely.

[@rosegriffin2583]

Me watching this after rewatching him play phasmaphobia: why does elizabel Miller sound so familiar Mark playing phasmaphobia: ELIZABETH MILLER- ELIZABETH MILLER

[@yolocupcake1001]

Oh no! Mark saw his shadow! That means 6 more weeks of horror games!

[@phoenix5966]

I have achieved meme by being 69th like, where's my 4 upvotes and 2 karma?

[@bobtheregular721]

i like that this means he is a groundhog, and a special one at that!

[@xFirebird925x]

Fun fact: DNA is pretty stable due to it's double helix ("twisty ladder") structure, and can stay stable at room temperature, though it is advised to store them at -4 deg Celsius or lower, just in case.

[@ssdark406]

Nice to know

[@trindalas]

Pockets would be above room temp though, especially with all the running around, swinging wrenches and crowbars, and getting hit with lasers, lol

[@slepy7124]

no one asked

[@koikoi5946]

@@slepy7124 then why are you reading it/making this comment if noone asked.??

[@slepy7124]

@@koikoi5946 too remind him i didnt ask

[@WillieManga]

33:39 Me neither, Mark. This is where the game's lore took a bit of an interesting yet icky turn. Sometimes the human potential for evil is scarier than any monster. It really gives off a Silent Hill vibe, just with a sci fi backstory.

[@gamingwithme2531]

Markiplier sure does have a great and interesting way of remembering passwords

[@MasonCatalone]

When I heard "JOIN ME" in a real deep voice, all I heard was James Earl Jones saying "and together, we can rule the galaxy!"

[@authorhabeebapasha7756]

Lol

[@fiforgottentale5358]

Dew it

[@taylordiamond]

"So he MC Hammered himself into death." Markiplier ~2018.

[@sunfish9341]

bruh i read this comment literally at the exact moment he said this

[@gorangersforever]

36:45

[@qualifiedcornstarch6859]

5:55 : the accidental switch from first to third person was timed flawlessly lol

[@deersap5970]

I love how in the game the voice says “notes 2021” and mark says “that’s in the future” For some reason I feel superior now Edit: Thank you for all the likes, you are all truly kind people!

[@stitchedworks]

same

[@ink2812]

Superiority is perspective. I have no idea why this came to mind when I read this.

[@CrabsnoutT]

Yup

[@Mystery-Wolf]

We are.

[@Mystery-Wolf]

@@ink2812 or fact. Like the fact is that I am the superior-ist person to exist.

[@mal1541]

Ok. I’m late, but mark literally scratched his headphones.

[@TxCCarbinezz]

He's been doing let's plays so long, his headphones have become part of him

[@Seabunni_vi]

Mal lol can I get the t i m e s t a m p ?

[@mal1541]

MCCheetahkat it happened but to get the time stamp i would have to rewatch the video

[@user-es6gz3my9q]

This is why I shouldn’t read through the comments right from the start of the video.. now I’m just gonna be watching Mark like 🧐

[@user-es6gz3my9q]

@@Seabunni_vi 26:46 btw

[@kaotickitten]

Omg. “He’s lost all cognitive functions.” Mark: Bitch! I laughed so hard at this. XD idk why.

[@stellamitkov2500]

"Tell Craig I fancy him" **has flashbacks to Dream Daddy**

[@alexandrasherman8380]

I love how he just remembers these long passwords struggling instead of writing them down😂and his reaction when the witch just disappears when the door opens

[@En3rgized]

Douglas, 74 years old, got zebra ass 22 times. Sounds like a horrible experiment gone wrong lol.

[@camerondavis297]

You mean gone right

[@juliansunseri8426]

@@camerondavis297 ohhhhh nooooooooo

[@firstnamelastname7990]

“I hear someone in high heels” “that spells danger in my book” 😂

[@wallofcookies]

This aged well

[@velvetcrowe3171]

I love Mark's creativity when he tries to memorize passwords or codes lol

[@custard9775]

This comment has 69 likes so I'm not going to ruin this beautiful moment

[@meeps_alotl7880]

markiplier: am i missing something? Me: YouR MiSsiNG A WhOle KeY

[@Vocaloid-English]

"I love when those happy awesome little ladies all agonizingly gallop around Newton. Oh! What evil sinners I interpret now? Twelve!" - Markiplier 2018

[@rebeccakhoo5532]

【Vocaloid English】 the word that makes me laugh was gallop...

[@tibbsandbadger]

this has shakespearean energy

[@flecjohnson5150]

This sounds like an actual quote XD

[@renoblevg5375]

Dr. Guy "research notes of 10-07-2021" Mark (whispering) "that's in the future"

[@cream8derp503]

I don't see it in the Comments so --- The Note at 26:34 reads: "I'm going to try to get out tonight. I left the caretakers key in your room on the Science Wing. I'm certain someone will try and find it during the evacuation. Once you have it keep it with you. -Brett"

[@Mystery-Wolf]

@Kaiden Bertram I don’t have time to learn how to read cursive so this was actually very helpful.

[@appleuwumer]

@Kaiden Bertram some of us have trouble reading cursive, this comment is really abelist and shitty

[@2189fallenangel]

@Kaiden Bertram dude .. no need to be snarky… I’m sure many people appreciated it.. I did and I can read cursive.. :/

[@HoneyKai2001]

@@appleuwumer I hope that a joke lol

[@fazara7273]

@@HoneyKai2001 I assume reading cursive would be hard for dyslexic ppl or ppl with bad eyesight maybe

[@HookKatee]

I know many people don't care but I really love mark's subtitles. His team actually puts effort into them unlike other creators! Such a awesome person :)

[@irustyrobot529]

"That's a regular- Oh! ...That's my shadow." I literally jumped at this non-jumpscare jumpscare and Mark didn't even budge haha

[@paigejohnson7467]

Sarah Seals I did the same thing.

[@firockfinion3326]

Mark got scared by his own shadow! Which means six more weeks of jumpscare filled videos. That's how this works, right?

[@astoriabeasley]

Firock Finion Best comment

[@derpytastic4408]

Logic 👍

[@jasonrhome710]

Ha! I approve this logic.

[@arcanicsonata]

That Slorg profile pic brings me back memories

[@clairgamr9814]

I jumped at that shadow tbh 😂

[@trashpanda5814]

A lockdown city, what does that even mean? Me in 2020: *rocks back and forth*

[@HuntersOfTheNorth1]

*welcome to our 1 year anniversary of our 2 week lockdown!*

[@appleuwumer]

The world should have gone in lock down for a lot longer but people were being r3t@rded unfortunately

[@abigailcalderon7225]

@FandomKween13❎ It´s obviously a joke. Don´t ¨ignore¨ that.

[@thatoneweirdo4461]

It’s almost 2022 and it feels like 2020 never stopped ;-;

[@trashpanda5814]

@@thatoneweirdo4461 ikr ;;

[@tallyhodlads]

Mark's shadow jumpscared me a stupid amount of times more than the actual jumpscares did

[@YayMiko]

"Now is the time to not think about horribly scary things, demons in the dark, the things that are hiding in your closet, the things that are under your bed, and the things that're standing behind you right now." Meanwhile, it's 2am and I'm alone in my apartment in the dark. Damn it Mark.

[@pie1o1morris46]

"Looking for another witch eye which I haven't seen in a while" For some reason "witch eye which I" amused me

[@scp-682-cu6]

Pfff thanks for pointing that out. You are the true hero

[@heddja]

the amount of times the character's shadow scared me ffs

[@DaniJHollis]

"what's he gonna do to my soft, supple body?!" --Markiplier

[@gamerzgurl9291]

"Oh blood! My favorite!" *walks towards it* Damn it Mark you never learn

[@nathancate582]

Those password remembering tricks were great

[@clockworkhearts4085]

you walked right up to that box in the science classroom and didnt see the glowing key next to it im- MARK PLS, MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS RISING

[@black_lemon5258]

Being subbed to Mark is the reason I have a nightlight, removed the cover to my closet, have no frame to my bed, and I lay down when watching his videos. [Reference 34:04]

[@woolleytiger301]

"oh no! a stool, I guess I'll have to go around.. oh no TWO stools!" xD I love Markiplier

[@tetsuoumezawa5833]

i just love how the jump scare in the 30:50 bathroom comes from the second-to-last stall instead of the last one

[@jamesmoses4066]

I saw this comment just in time thx for saving me from the scare

[@_Arcanna_]

Mark: *walks up to dead corpse* On a scale of One to ten- How much pain are you in right now?" Corpse: "....... *Are you kidding me*

[@MrBern-ex3wq]

0! Because he's _dead_ !

[@GoldwolfPlays3232]

Deranged Unicorn probably pissed that he asked that😂 that's probably why it came to life and almost killed him

[@cheesytaco4420]

Deranged Unicorn I was thinking of the corpse saying "are u serious?!" "400!!!"

[@easydrawings5650]

Mark: "let's not invade these peoples privacy" also Mark: "A key!!" proceeds to look through the persons house

[@MirandatoMouric]

I lost it when he said, "I think they're just squeezing a cat." Lmao

[@AnahiAislinn]

“La la la demons go away” -markiplier 2018

[@erenexpired3180]

xD noice

[@ShadowWolf14__]

Demon stonks drop to 0

[@mikethewordsmith4263]

"This is the most annoying thing I've ever done." Pogostuck, 2019: I'll just wait here.

[@simly5189]

The heartbeat monitor incorporated into the music during that one sequence was such good sound design that was really cool

[@NerdyBone90]

"Escape, that's different than leaving!" Pfffhahahaha

[@ralphcabiling1314]

The games allright, but Mark is really working hard on his longer content. Love the channel and love the good videos

[@Benjamin-S]

Ralph Cabiling yeah! This content is something I support big time. Very well made content:)!

[@Mawe_bug]

xoxogamergirl 2 ??? Lol??? Why

[@fr0g_x387]

Ralph Cabiling .

[@bigoptichecz6106]

I like his longer videos

[@MynicknameisViolet]

Mhm :)

[@urlocalvincey]

Mark: (Walks into first room in the hospital) Me: Oooh there’s a Witches eye! Mark: (Completely ignores the eye) Me: Really. Mark: (never goes back to room) Me: eh he just won’t get the happy ending...

[@zaldbathar4866]

Hellew! We Tagano! We Sin *12*

[@modelomegatyler]

i know i'm late but what was the happy ending?

[@cain1989]

28:37 I love the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference! The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42. When I looked in the comments, I couldn't see anyone mention this

[@MichaelQ-pj7tf]

He apparently hates this now 😂

[@justanplainordinaryguyduh7437]

*Me eating Snickers* Mark: If there's a big buff dude who's grumbling a lot, then maybe he's hangry? *Me look at Snickers*

[@RAENDEAR]

Markipler: reads “Help me.” Also Markipler in the same breath: “Ew Pleh?!” Good job xD

[@dirtybrotherkiller6000]

A surprising lack of dead bodies

[@johnathantest469]

dirty brother killer cause they’re all walking

[@clowns4fun]

cursed comments

[@spellmanshadows5567]

Past Mark: “I’m ready for the wapping” 2021 me: “take it back”

[@samleotta9777]

Mark: I hear someone in high heels over there and that spells DANGER. Me:*Yah*

[@blazeravenscar]

Haha "I am Broot." *Groots voice* xD I wish the developer had done more with Broot though.

[@simfloate]

Haha. I thought that too! it looks like we are the only people who noticed. 😂😂

[@ObsidianNightFury]

Where is that part?

[@katrina9996]

1:01:28 "I'm hoping for another goddamn witch eye, *which I* haven't seen in a while." that. was. amazing.

[@theqcoolMOVIE]

"10-07-2021" "That's in the future!" Me having an existential crisis rewatching this vid: ahahahahahahahhahahahah

[@derektubbs5974]

I like how he was scared but he played it off like it was nothing 😂😂 16:07

[@bloodrose4063]

"Tell Craig I fancy him" *dream daddy flashback*

[@kane_nyx]

No kidding you're right

[@AlphaOmega-jq9io]

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me.

[@abigailfowler6358]

Lizzie Sullivan omg yes!!!!😝😝😂😂

[@bullphr0g489]

God. Damn. It.

[@derpytastic4408]

*remember mark basically drooling over Craig..*

[@trippinoutcheryl151]

When you said to not think about the things standing behind you right now. I looked behind me and my fricken dog was standing nose to nose to me and scared the crap outta me.

[@Voc_spooksauce]

Trippin outcheryl Just another sunny night

[@guerney2000]

28:31 based on Left 4 Dead, I would say "dealing with witches if disturbed" means a lot of running around and shooting, occasianally mixed with panicking

[@AeonWaryk]

One of the computers in the original Welcome to Hanwell had the whole video of Markiplier's playthrough of it.

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

That swole dude won't kill you mark, your buffness with muscles will prevail.

[@sheyanneb6794]

Eevee RealSenpai --- omg you know him way to well😃♥️

[@heatherfisher1690]

.....

[@OzzieStorm]

more like his THICC NECK

[@garingaming9308]

Yep

[@teresaanderson7807]

Rebekah Cruz

[@aldoparziale2631]

17:20 That crucified dead body he takes key from should have given one last gasp of breath, or given a death raddel sound, or moved a little bit as the key is acquired, just for an extra Creepy feel, more so than a jump scare I mean, I think that would've been cool

[@horzen4227]

Oh, so now we just gonna judge the dead, upside-down girl for not dying good enough. I see how it is. Why doesn't she just do a cartwheel for theatrics as well. Points deducted for sucky death. naw jk.

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

ngl i was expecting the body to just... be gone when he looked at it again before leaving the room with the key and i think that would also have been cool

[@Wongleheimer]

1:24:55 Mark peer pressuring himself is one of my favorite things.

[@maliisadrable5994]

First jumpscare was a shadow and it scared the crap out of me almost dropped my hot cheetos

[@skylarlogan3512]

Mali IsAdørable me to 😂

[@milkbread_5932]

Not the hot Cheetos! :o

[@deadblooddrop2689]

you're eating hot Cheetos too

[@shenzhong2942]

Mali IsAdørable hey message me on KZbin if you want to see what “Double dragon” is HINT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DRAGONS

[@moduspwnenz]

thank goodness no RIP to cheetos

[@nightmarehunnyboy2925]

Mark: "-and not the thing standing behind you." Me: . . . *slowly turns around* My cat: Hello, I've been waiting for you.

[@zaldbathar4866]

Actually your cat: Hellew! We Tagano! We Sin *12*

[@rioreason]

7:54 “Ah, boob lights, my favorite.” I will never see those fixtures the same again. I have some in my home 😂

[@madmadammim1971]

WHERE DO YALL GET CEILING TIDDIES FROM

[@shadow_leaf7965]

The good old days of mark just saying random things when he's scared XD

[@leek.3671]

Me screaming at the screen every time he missed something that was right next to him XD

[@leek.3671]

DOAMA if you were paying attention, he missed multiple and he missed a fair few interactable objects too

[@yochristal]

I was also bothered by the fact he missed some things right in front of his face

[@fridayjjjjj1283]

Meh tu m8

[@jennyhilton1277]

I was doing the same thing xD

[@linkspeaks]

I'm pretty sure he also missed a DNA canister in the school auditorium that he literally looked in the direction of like 4 times

[@alybugz6574]

*plays through like an hour of the game* "OH hey yeah lol I played welcome to hanwell"

[@kylahorton3551]

melancholy. sorta 2 hours*

[@huskygachadragon5431]

3 the best way for me, but the fact that 3rd party and the other day and night and day out of my life is killing me

[@NovaLaMason]

kyla_ is_lit14firefam: But he figured it out after an hour, dipshit.

[@darks1d3rz16]

NovaLaMason jeez dude he didn’t know you don’t have to call him a dipshit

[@Buttermilkbiscuitsss34]

And I'm Danish 🇩🇰

[@rianmiller3086]

"My soft, supple body!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@willow4049]

"10/07/2021" Mark: that's in the future Me: *in January 2021* Ahaha... I'm in danger.

[@liviadancer2258]

literallyXD

[@jimmyfitsimmons9419]

Shut up

[@undefined0_]

now its in the past :)

[@willow4049]

@@undefined0_ i feel like you've been waiting for this lmao

[@ashjem4447]

I am absolutely loving the new long videos thank you Mark☺️❤️

[@jonathanschwartez1496]

Me too

[@AH-yo2df]

S A M E 💙

[@KingMartKM]

Right !!!!!!

[@Vagiskills]

Meowth! *That's right!*

[@elijahsmith2598]

Ash Jem me to❤❤❤❤

[@Masqueraaaade]

Developers: Okay, so should we have this take place in a sewer torture chamber, a church, a school, a hospital, a power plant, a jail, or a futuristic city hall building? Developers: Yes.

[@HyperionRailGaming]

Also Developers: we have a fighting mechanic, a running look behind mechanic, a radio enemy detection mechanic, an inventory tool breaking mechanic, and a UV flashlight mechanic. Play Tester: cool, but when do you actually utilize them in the game? Also Developers: I don't understand the question.

[@Masqueraaaade]

They very fittingly created the ultimate Franken-game with only 2 hours play time

[@HyperionRailGaming]

alexandra it's very pretty at least. But I was really confused by why most of the main mechanics didn't come into play until about half way through the game, and even then mostly through scripted moments...and some, such as the UV flashlight, never seemed to do anything. And to see Mark continue to create complicated memory acronyms long after learning that it didn't matter. But yeah...lots of wasted potential at worst...but it was genuinely creepy and interesting none-the-less.

[@Masqueraaaade]

Hyperion Rail Gaming There was like a separate plot for every area. They fit in every modern horror game trope they could. At least if you play this game you get the experience of both outlast games and the evil within games 😭

[@HyperionRailGaming]

alexandra while also reimagining both those games as mostly walking simulators.

[@Jax49]

"press C to crouch" Mark: Thank you game for telling me how to play pretty much every game ever. Also Mark: HOW DO I RUN?!

[@BlackCat_Loki]

Or like how he was told how to block, and then never used it again

[@pikl_rikgaming]

Mark: I wanna leave the church The game: Leave the church Mark: Well now I'm not doing it