PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS - OFFLINETV UNBOXING

[@paul-4872]

I love how Michael is so used to being shocked the shock pens don’t hurt

[@kanuikugle]

Them tasers really worked

[@bbbunnyplayz8404]

I was literally looking for this comment because I had the same thought!

[@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902]

Because tasing people is fucking funny

[@shawty3557]

Shock pens don’t actually shock they just vibrate super fast

[@edmund8954]

I usually get shocked with american plugs,it vibrates your arm.

[@dimensioncyborg]

Lily: "I want to sleep with this" Michael: I've been replaced by a sword

[@wroogny]

Replaced? Sword beat him to it!

[@priimcry]

sigh we were so close boys

[@An_Is_My_Name]

time to check out that Mika girl’s Instagram

[@Serban20]

17:47

[@poooloooo]

Dimensioncyborg Michaels sword is too short thats why kidding

[@elliotmarty9370]

Michael Reeves >doesn’t know what a condom is >knows the range of a plastic explosive

[@monkeymann4723]

Priorities First

[@MiniMan5450]

Elliot Marty why use condoms when you can just blow the lady up?

[@wailamnice]

@@MiniMan5450 what about the hands?

[@soy9438]

Dio Brando nice Kira reference

[@wailamnice]

@@soy9438 ah yes, a man of culture

[@RyderMK]

17:45 Lily talking about the sword: “I wanna sleep with this” Micheal: “ _what the hell did she just say?_ “

[@mehrius4904]

17:45 would be closer

[@imaynothaveabrain7570]

@@eliah7346 it’s like 2 seconds off

[@RyderMK]

It was so you could see the build up

[@SimF1e]

its funny how she almost pointed wrong and point beside it

[@jackwilson1775]

Micheal

[@jozie3372]

I like how Michael Reeves said "It's not that much" when he clicked the shock pen. Really shows what he's been up to.

[@samuelp7116]

I mean, he's right, I find those shock pens feel really nice.

[@returnedplague]

i like the feeling of shock pens😂the "pain" is kinda euphoric

[@JustDan_44]

He's Thor

[@kadvidim6528]

@Tor Arne Johnsen it is though

[@ThonnyTheNot]

He’s going to make a taser pen at some point

[@hanachi300]

4:28 "Oh wait, These aren't extra large." I'm dead 💀

[@hanachi300]

@Ethan Choe that's my girl right there.

[@reality9483]

м α ı ш α ı ғ υ nah fam

[@actualgarbage8549]

@@hanachi300 *OUR* girl

[@CT-7731]

Extra small? I'll take your entire stock!

[@TheBloodGod104]

Same

[@lilmeows6041]

Just look at how happy Scarra was when opening his special box, he is so precious. Please send him more stuff :)

[@rania5700]

His face when he realized it was for toast was so saddd

[@watermelon995]

😂😂😂

[@serenayu944]

Time stamp pls?

[@statictacos1138]

If I ever see any of the otv members in person I will scream "OMG YOU'RE SCARRA'S ROOMMATE ARENT YOU?!?"

[@percaIicious]

you mean fat?

[@RandomPerson-gn1qt]

Lily and poki: using the scissors to open the box. Michael: stabs the box once and then rips it open with his bare hands

[@spaghettboy2173]

S T R O N K

[@brain.exehasstopedrespondi9832]

Best way to open it

[@codygenereux8198]

built diff

[@d3vos_the_god]

The sigma grind

[@goon_ass1675]

12:07

[@ScratoHerrscote]

13:45 I'm glad you liked my straw snorkeling turtle. Your reaction made my day :)

[@ginarabino2255]

Good for you bro

[@patrickdeegan1192]

That shit looks actually sick

[@Squilly4]

what did you use to make that? that was really impressive.

[@brainnowrk]

E🅱️IC.

[@stopit-stahbit2276]

Good job ๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑

[@richard08292008]

4:08 micheal: *gets condoms* Poki: *points at both of them while laughing like a madman*

[@traze2963]

richard nick salazar viewers lookin out, respect

[@αίβα-γ1φ]

I know what poki meant...

[@yeeterson7564]

@@αίβα-γ1φ they're dating and they didnt know what condoms were

[@darktsokolati2216]

(4:25) Fed : Im out

[@richard08292008]

@@darktsokolati2216 fed is probably just gonna use it for his hand

[@baconmoo5851]

Pokimane: it’s weed Michael: hippity hoppity your drugs are my property

[@cyberdoggo7796]

Yooo this was perfect with 420 likes

[@fuxue2460]

BaconMOO we all know that those weed didnt go to the trash.

[@r3trobananas33]

They said it was shitty weed

[@botermossel]

NIGHTMARE BAD BAD CRACKHEAD

[@ilyassebenammi7921]

@@cyberdoggo7796 4.20K likes let's go

[@ellaoliver949]

13:02 "what do you think Michael? Do you think she's pretty?" Toast, Lily repeated. Michael *panic smile*

[@mediocreandworse59]

"I think Michael is cute, should I shoot my shot?" Lily: (readies nerf gun) No but I will

[@blank-eq8ct]

Love how she missed as well XD

[@4skin595]

Michael looking good with that beard...... Oh wait.

[@danw9602]

10:29

[@enzoversalli4380]

@@4skin595 What is that thing in his face? I also thought it was a beard

[@syntax5696]

@@enzoversalli4380 it's acne

[@gruses6653]

Lily: Do you think she’s pretty? Michael: pretty is a relative term

[@AbeastintheEast783]

Sorry couldn’t like bc the likes were at 69

[@pranksterfuneralwamen6630]

Lmak

[@SpineCones]

@@AbeastintheEast783 Why do people do this?

[@WilliamFoldenaur]

*Alabama noises*

[@fezzyfox2778]

SpineCones because its the law

[@saviyothomas511]

12:06 Lily: struggles MIcheal : disintegrates the box

[@dinovamaster858]

Destruction 100

[@aaronmott208]

With a completely neutral face too

[@justadudeee]

I mean did you see his arm?

[@misthreatybitch3942]

K

[@rhonenathaniellapas560]

LOL

[@cegspace5033]

17:46 HIS FACE I'M WHEEZING-

[@Bunny_babe07]

This was the comment I was looking for

[@serenayu944]

LOLLL

[@MrRedpanda2442]

But 32:46 omg

[@sidekic1109]

@@MrRedpanda2442 ??

[@stina8779]

@@swimminfools you good?

[@αίβα-γ1φ]

15:07 Poki: it’s weed... All the boys at OtV: we serve the Soviet Union.

[@αίβα-γ1φ]

Yes papa Stalin.

[@-agrocupcake-1231]

joseph Stalin lenin was better

[@royj2657]

Edgy 12 year olds thinking stalin in cool.

[@littlewinge]

@@royj2657 Just because you're 13 doesn't mean you're better

[@royj2657]

Can't argue that, fair enough

[@annabalazs3210]

Michael's face when Lily says she wants to sleep with the sword...

[@aloxoblack]

he's like: "WOW, i guess im sleeping on the couch"

[@alexbohatch3503]

Aloxo Black she doesn’t even have a bed

[@ragnacrossx4047]

@@alexbohatch3503 well a futon is a type of bed if i'm not mistaken

[@stiickycake]

@@alexbohatch3503 She does, she has a bunkbed above her new desk

[@AxolPiezz]

bee no she took it down

[@svgcolt9952]

16:09 “oh shit a grenade” Fed: Pulls the pin

[@echo_sinon-n4416]

What if it was real?

[@angelquiroga5917]

AHA I AM UR 1K LIKE UR WELCOME

[@Lych_]

That is a nerf grenade it shoots bullets so thats why he knew what it was and pulled it?

[@svgcolt9952]

Lmao 4 weeks and 1.1k like all for a nerf grenade

[@functional200]

allahuah snackbar

[@mt7680]

Someone: *delivers a nuclear bomb* Micheal: Ooh! Parts!

[@VictorDoesThingsYT]

Hey guys today I'm gonna disassemble this bomb

[@artemis1935]

he would use it for parts though that’s the truth

[@ethansamuelson9005]

Lily: "I took Spanish in highschool" Also Lily: "Yo habla español"

[@obeyskrt2183]

Magemaster10 SpaMyuLsON this hurt my soul

[@ethansamuelson9005]

@@obeyskrt2183 as a Spanish student it hurt me too

[@easbyzep6994]

@@ethansamuelson9005 as a person who literally speaks spanish, bruh moment.

[@mehrawrr]

As a person who understands Spanish and can somewhat speak it. I kinda don't see a problem. But I know what y'all mean.

[@bultenlol]

as a spanish who speaks person, this really felt.

[@SpiritedVT]

Fed: 'It's a grenade' *immediately pulls pin*

[@getclapped4627]

Fed would accatualy

[@Fabyu40]

That was a NERF Rival granade, Hasbro actually produces them a lot cause they are for Rival balls...

[@RepublicOfUs]

@@Fabyu40 "Hasbro produces them". False.

[@jjef8706]

12:03 Teacher: Any strong boys in this class that can help me out? The bois:

[@atree9284]

jjef The gay gals:

[@swagmeister0818]

@@atree9284 me:

[@hsandere5318]

@@atree9284 LOL, we're like: nuh uh, then when the teacher forces you, you say anything else to carry? In ur mind u wish them to say nothing lmfao

[@theweirdkidnextdoor219]

5:00

[@joey-yb4pk]

@@atree9284 ruined it

[@Naomxix]

10:28 I like how the letter from the girl wrote "Michael is hella cute" and toast is like "Give it to Michael". Lily: *grabs letter and shoots with nerf gun* Lily: No he MiNe

[@archivist_13]

That was the real hella cute thing

[@hardcaselj111]

Was this before or after they started dating

[@Naomxix]

@@hardcaselj111 Before

[@SMTAdriMark]

@@Naomxix pretty sure this was after. It would be kinda weird if she did this before they were dating

[@danielmoriarty1101]

@@hardcaselj111 they started dating at dating game 1 so I'm pretty it was after.

[@nickkk9076]

0:43 Proof Michael is a robot. He short circuited when the drink spilled on him. I really hope no one takes this seriously lol

[@austin2729]

No seriously, he’s a robot 🗿

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

He Is Tho

[@Slobzz]

He really is you idiot

[@nickkk9076]

@@Slobzz Oh that's real nice.

[@hood_6126]

He isnt idiot

[@notsonata]

“Hey Mykull here’s what that Mika girl looks like” Lily: **getting ready to kill someone**

[@evolvingreflections5391]

justundead be honest lily already killed them

[@cactijesus1915]

*Cocks shotgun* Shooting their corpses again until no one recognises is still an option

[@rohudaboss4060]

I thought he showed Michael a picture of Lily and michael couldn't day she was hot because the camera didnt see it and he couldn't say no because it was actually lily.

[@ryern6350]

@@rohudaboss4060 that would be hella good of a prank

[@tudor7501]

Who is this Mika?

[@bluecoastline44]

Lily: Do you think she's cute? Michael: haHa I'm in danger

[@jemi69]

Lily :Do you think she's Mccute? Michael :haHa I'm in Mcdanger how it should be🤣

[@kenneth_castillo]

She prefered to sleep with the sword tho

[@yagoovirus2751]

Anyone know her insta?

[@shakemybacon4897]

@@jemi69 McOhNo

[@jemi69]

@@shakemybacon4897 mCOhYEs

[@learizzo943]

As someone who's main language is spanish, hearing Lily scream "I took spanish in highschool!" and then proceed to say "I speak spanish" wrong is something i didnt know i needed.

[@Pengtropica]

Lmao I would’ve gotten that in like 6th grade spanish along with like everyone else and we started in 5th, it’s either she just forgot because she hasn’t spoken it in so long, or she was meming for the video, although the former would make a lot of sense since it was such a small mistake

[@learizzo943]

@@Pengtropica dude, i just thought it was funny, i probably wouldnt remember either

[@hajidle]

Did she say 'I speak I speak Spanish'

[@learizzo943]

@@hajidle She did say *I speak spanish* , but she used the wrong form of speak, so its closer to *I speaks spanish* The correct way would be *Yo hablo español*. Habla is used when refering to another being speaking, not yourself. For example "He speaks" becomes *El habla* "She speaks" becomes *Ella habla* "I speak" becomes *Yo hablo*

[@hajidle]

@@learizzo943 gotcha

[@tooethan8310]

Micheal: literally has tased people and himself multiple times. Also Micheal: Afraid of a toy shocking pen.

[@cnner1997]

Well even if you’ve shocked yourself multiple time you’re always gonna have that hesitation

[@generreyes.03]

Lmao I read that wrong, I thought you said "tasted"

[@yousefhadi2332]

It’s worse when you know it’s coming.

[@lenamehere8896]

But he's immune.. 17:10 Michael says "Oh it's not that bad" 17:17 Cameraman tries and makes a pokemon sound

[@MickTheRus]

If I save enough money ill fucking send face treatment kit

[@D.Holliday112]

17:46 "I wanna sleep with this." THE LOOK ON MICHAEL'S FACE!!!!

[@PredatorH2O]

17:48

[@W0RTED]

@@PredatorH2O y'all compromise and use 17:47

[@D.Holliday112]

@@PredatorH2O I said 17:46 for context.

[@Ruination_station]

He looked so distraught

[@Supsun]

Tyler Griffin this man went from oh ok sure to wait what the fuck in under a second

[@Kirious]

Lily violently yet carefully folding and then no-mercy-ing that letter has me DEAD

[@siegpasta]

Why? That actually had me cringe. They act like Children >.>

[@GayPotatoCosplay]

@@siegpasta ur probably fun at parties lmao

[@jarlhenrik]

@@siegpasta to quote Poki and Michael at the christmas party(or was it halloween party?) "Are we 12?" "We're 12 year olds, but with money"

[@球公鸡]

segpasta then why you watching?

[@fcwittuxe2802]

@@siegpasta I kind of agree, but on the other hand, after what Albert has done, i am not blaming her for being overly protective or territorial.

[@djsalad5752]

Scarra: Gets thoughtful gifts Lily: Gets depressing shit Poki: Gets advertisements Michael: Gets a box with a note saying “fuck you” Yvonne: Air conditioner

[@shanghainese7198]

Fed: gets kicked off and hated by the world

[@shanghainese7198]

@@gabeclemens1895 are you serious? What fed did is crazy. I can’t believe you’re trying to justify him. He was kicked of OTV. Also it wasn’t poki. It was Toast and the other guy who came forward with the situation. Then poki explained her part and what he did to her. You are sick for trying to justify how he took advantage of lily, POKIE, and Yvonne when they are vulnerable and assaulted them. That’s why lily is afraid of drinking now.

[@gabeclemens1895]

@@shanghainese7198 the fuck made it look like I was justifying him?? All I said was after he tried many times to keep things private poki kept pulling shit making things worse. And yeah what he did was terrible but at least he is taking charge of his actions and reflecting upon them by trying to make himself better. This shit shouldn’t have been public and should’ve been handled privately.

[@gabeclemens1895]

@@shanghainese7198 and maybe if you payed any attention as to why this shit even started you’d prolly have a better idea

[@gabeclemens1895]

@@shanghainese7198 like there is literal proof of poki leading him on but yeah I’m defending him by saying this shit should’ve stayed private

[@twelve1738]

Everyone: Do you think she's pretty? Micheal: *stressed breathing*

[@MatheusVenti]

She must be reeeally pretty! lol

[@XRADU97]

timestamp??

[@twelve1738]

@@XRADU97 13:02 - 13:09

[@spencer4685]

it’s never good to be in that situation

[@bruuhblackboih8777]

I’m still courius how do she looks like?

[@KingsBard]

*Box gives Lily trouble* Michael: "So you have chosen death"

[@zerozeras4723]

Michael: So today I have built a machine that tazes boxes until they open

[@cub1c698]

17:46 Michaels reaction when lily said I want to sleep with this LOOOL

[@litmodz4826]

Michael :My time has come

[@4nne863]

He went like O-O

[@NoSubsWithContent]

The movement of his head lol

[@cub1c698]

@alexandru ciinaru that was a Jim Halpert reaction right there

[@Eule153]

I guess the handle is a good shape

[@cameronlewis2049]

Fed: ohh they sent us a grenade *Immediately pulls the pin and let's go*

[@DoomDemon01]

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT 😂😂

[@loginyes3745]

I mean he pretty much did that with his career

[@fionacoin5329]

@@loginyes3745 damn

[@naga_og]

Time stamp?

[@SerialElfYT]

@@loginyes3745 context?

[@impaccttt2090]

Mykull gets a love letter Lily: Insta kill mode activated

[@zomboss9242]

Mykull gets proactin: *is this some sort of sick joke?+

[@pyology9280]

whats up with everyone calling michael *mykull*

[@maxypoopoo]

mykull?

[@ItzGlitch707]

MYKULL NANI

[@sh1r731]

@@pyology9280 who the fuck is michael

[@blackwidow2539]

“Holy shit, it’s a grenade *pulls pin*”

[@waleyboi06]

Me irl Holy shit its a gun looks down barrel and pulls trigger.......shit it wasent loaded

[@joeyz5305]

aAAAAaAAAaaAh moments later: AaAAAaaAaAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhHHhHh

[@waleyboi06]

@CareFreeSalmon267 16:05

[@aliyasiyun]

So smart *claps

[@solieeeee]

@@waleyboi06 o.o

[@daanbreur]

Everyone: Clothes, Money Thankss Poki: N E R F G U N

[@neonblade8591]

Michael:plastic straws, and condoms

[@starplatinum3003]

Micheal:Shit and pickle rick

[@jennasmith999]

Everyone else: gets love Poki: Its need or nothing

[@hunk1889]

"I wanna sleep with this" *instant shock on Michael's face*

[@generic_soda]

3:28 Michael: Why are all of mine Mafia cards? "You are Mafia" "You are Mafia" "You are Mafia" "You are _Short_ Mafia"

[@How_do_it_do]

wow this comment is so good you quoted something from the video instead of thinking of something original or funny

[@skelaboi01]

Toep3 Are you new to the KZbin comment section. People do this all the time

[@ppchannel2521]

@@How_do_it_do new youtube users be like:

[@How_do_it_do]

@@boredy573 i would if they actually contributed something to the comment section instead of say something EXACTLY as it is in the video like dude we watched the video and saying it again wont make it funnier

[@bigfat6797]

@@How_do_it_do wow that pfp is so good you copied everyone else instead of doing something original or funny

[@zzzValentine]

2:12 the face of a genius who’s IQ grows by the second when he realizes he can use his newly acquired plastic straws to drink his Coke.

[@the_corpseis_alive5969]

He initially forgot to take the cap off, he's smart but clearly not too smart

[@altwastaken3868]

@@the_corpseis_alive5969 r/whoosh

[@the_corpseis_alive5969]

@@altwastaken3868 makes sense

[@joshi7434]

@@altwastaken3868 what does that mean

[@Instinct0425]

@@joshi7434 it’s the sound of a joke going over someone’s head. But... it is WAYYY overused on KZbin. Every normie goes “r/whoosh” when the person they are “whooshing” made a joke in the first place.

[@prometheus320]

12:06 Lily: *can’t open box Michael: *begins to go full beast on the box

[@Hades-ft4rw]

I feel like Micheal was just like YOU DARE MESS WITH LILY?!?!

[@hovbs4438]

He use cave man brain

[@kyberebellion980]

@@hovbs4438 for someone who could probably create a T-800 Terminator

[@panheaddragonwolfpaw]

The nonchalant look on his face as he did it made it even better.

[@brockwtrs]

He must do it for his woman's honor.

[@Byeahman]

16:09 I love how the second Fed gets a grenade his first instinct is to pull the pin

[@bt9246]

1:55 replace the scissors with tasers. a true duo

[@talileonard2553]

b t yesssso

[@allie4867]

12:57 Toast: "Do you think she's pretty" Lily: "Yeah do you think she's pretty?" Michael: *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@Jamplays592]

he's literally the personification of chaotic

[@nogamingz2785]

Ah Toast with the evil plan

[@getclapped4627]

F IN THE CHAT BOIS PRAY MICHAEL

[@eathanneal9031]

@@Jamplays592 Michael?

[@ilo3456]

Toast should fear the taser master

[@jadenshilongkungfuhoyea4541]

Box: frustrates lily* Micheal: I SEE YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

[@meowz1894]

big black boy that part killed me, just the sight of all the filling exploding out like a piñata

[@kylegersava9506]

12:04

[@superintendentchalmers2246]

He eviscerated that box like they eviscerated my little brothers corpse to determine his cause of death

[@bingbong9452]

Mykul*

[@pizzatime7433]

17:48 Michael’s reaction is priceless

[@onicryo8851]

Lili: *has trouble opening box* Micheal: *deconstructs molecular structure of box*

[@Rxid006]

Micheal: *erases very concept of the box*

[@besttuberz7014]

Boom reduced to atoms

[@kkat069]

god that moment was the best XDD i dieddd

[@mindlessrowman]

L i l y and M i c h a e l

[@bored9365]

“What’d you do to the box?” *r e d u c e d i t t o a t o m s*

[@swiftluxd1774]

13:04 Michael can feel lily stare into he’s soul u can see the terror in he’s eyes while she says “u think she is pretty?🙂” tbh lily does look scary like that 😂

[@Planktonpants]

I wonder who this Mika insta is

[@iammentallyinarelationship2860]

@@Planktonpants bruh same, i wanna be gae for herrr UAHSNDJHAHHAHAHAH

[@justatrashcan8188]

@@Planktonpants whats her instagram any way?

[@lfudhsmcivurhskcig]

@@justatrashcan8188 kinda sus

[@BlurpGod]

16:54 its adorable how scarra handed it to lily idk y

[@d7lpz]

Just everything about that hand movement is adorable

[@RaJaT_925]

What is that thing???..help me out please.. I want to gift it to someone...

[@caplicoluv9096]

RaJaT i believe it’s just a jar with paper stars inside. there’s multiple tutorials on how to make them on yt :)

[@RaJaT_925]

@@caplicoluv9096 Oh really?!! And here I am trying to listen what lily says while reading the letter hoping maybe there's a name or something... She reads really fast😂 Thanks anyway!!!

[@owenphillips2569]

Everyone: Goes for the phone Michael Reeves: Has a literal stroke

[@0oo087]

15:18 why is no one talking about how all the guys simultaneously did the EXACT same noise (and how it sounded like squidward)

[@gabrielaolivares794]

Underrated moment

[@vYriese]

It's telepathy. We all have it.

[@tbush7316]

@@vYriese but only for squidward-like sounds

[@xeropulse5745]

I got to tbat point right as I read this comment. I was like "what I dont remember tha- ooooh" 😂

[@kelloggtheg4844]

Meeeeh XD

[@mackymac940]

12:04 Box won’t open: Michael: So you have chosen death?

[@MapacheC]

"I just kill the box that wasn't opening to my girlfriend"

[@markithh]

Makey Mac underrated comment🤣🤣🤣

[@DemonJettVODS]

1:23 my favorite part is when the person showing off the game has a pay pal notification

[@maruftim]

yeah lol

[@honglulimbuscompany]

Guess somebody used a uber

[@cannoncorn8557]

maruftim I just started looking through the comments to see if anybody noticed this too lol The best thing about this is that this wax raids footage they sent to offline tv, so someone at raid was using Uber lmao

[@danielcueto3118]

7:03 everyone: joking around Lily: heeey I actually need those

[@Virtualmess32]

17:45 Lily: no no no i wanna sleep with this Michael: *surprised pikachu face*

[@valdaspovilaitis410]

17:46 That face michael made

[@Virtualmess32]

The best part is he was about to say ok before it hit him how crazy that sounds

[@lm-ml]

Now he can’t scare lily at night

[@parkerb929]

@@yoopiann213 u rly just stole a comment that was right under this one...............

[@yoopiann213]

@@parkerb929 oh sorry I’ll delete it then if it makes you feel better

[@not_dashstar]

8:40 Fed has gone through 10 different emotions drinking that ketchup.

[@Chalk....]

meowter space mmmm ha he hmmm me he ugh her hmmmm

[@sirdoofus1550]

It was 5

[@filtz1893]

Mile Tomi Ok sherlock.

[@javemascarinas7496]

@@sirdoofus1550 its a joke dude

[@capitalflail3344]

16:26 Lily accidentally ran into the cameraman

[@thelegacyshow4248]

Bruh

[@thisidiotagain7969]

Bruh

[@gachatumor8054]

Bruh

[@imunderyourbed9047]

Bruh

[@17SENS0R]

Bruh

[@HipoGirlLover]

Can we just talk about the face Scarra made when Lily was reading the note of the heartshaped crystal with the little stars? It was so adorable

[@threebees7785]

timestamp?

[@Frida1545]

@@threebees7785 16:50 c:

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

You could honestly see how much he cares for lily

[@threebees7785]

@@Frida1545 thx

[@HipoGirlLover]

@@threebees7785 16:53

[@jenniferrattana7424]

"I think Michael Reeves is cute, should I shoot my shot?" Lily: *RAGE*

[@jacobmerritt339]

When?

[@chickfalley4205]

@@jacobmerritt339 10:28-10:52

[@alfluomala2887]

Bullu

[@thebaneofhumanity.]

I mean she should at least think that her boyfriend is attractive, not ugly, and she’s the one who has him in the first place

[@trashmouthcharley]

i love how she didn't destroy fans letter, just folded and shot with a nerf. She is so respertful even when jokingly enraged

[@MrSpoonhands]

Lilly at 17:45, "Michael no,no,no I wanna sleep with this." Michael: SUPER SURPRISED LOOK

[@dylantaslim7806]

It's the look of jealousy

[@MrSpoonhands]

@@dylantaslim7806 jealousy or Admiration?

[@Aaronleoxy]

Pogchamp

[@dylantaslim7806]

@@Aaronleoxy you win.

[@KhangNguyen-vp5ry]

Dark repulsior ???????

[@rickysalias1594]

Lily could sell that card for so much money now

[@tylerschroeder7586]

Tru dat

[@cesarcepeda1265]

how much ??

[@finnstercycles6766]

Why. How much?

[@miguelroche2877]

It’s nearly 300 dollars I’m pretty sure

[@finnstercycles6766]

@@miguelroche2877 wow

[@aerzyt3053]

13:05 Mykull: laughs to Hides nervousness Lily: "Say shes pretty and i'll end you" kind of look 😂

[@24Ippo]

get out of there soldier it's a trap!!

[@AW-hs7iv]

You spelled micheal wrong

[@TheBestGrapefruitGuy]

"Mykull"

[@hsmacaraig]

AW9 You spelled Michael wrong.

[@Whitehawk-]

AW9 I think this is a pretty appropriate time for an r/woooosh

[@PRchris13]

17:45 Lily to Michael : I wanna sleep with this “points at the sword” Michael “confuse pikachu face”

[@ohjeez6073]

12:04 lily: “struggles opening box” Michael: I will avenge you

[@jamesrim7965]

He activated instant kill

[@hebijeebies3168]

Omfg Michael’s reaction emotionally scared me 17:46

[@belindarees]

18:17 Can we talk about Micheal and Lily over in the corner quietly murmurming to each other other the handcuff zip tie things...

[@theemolikesideproject9613]

Kinky?

[@squidwardo7769]

r/hmmm

[@hummuseater44]

Stop talking.

[@belindarees]

@@hummuseater44 👍

[@josstooley6111]

AustralianMicrowave Michael was probably asking lily to cut them off him

[@devileanblack]

12:04 "Does this package give you trouble, my queen?" * brutally rips it open and spilling guts out of cardboard enemy

[@channelname4331]

My package would surely give you trouble...

[@jordanw2396]

come on man there’s a whole site dedicated to not saying shit like that

[@devileanblack]

@@channelname4331 not cool, fly man.

[@spookster3384]

@@channelname4331 Yea man finding something that small is indeed going to give anyone trouble

[@twist4825]

@@channelname4331 dont know why you flaming my boy here this is real funny lmao

[@smellfella3894]

Could you imagine if normal people’s jobs were sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends? Like a nurse goes in to perform surgery and she goes: before we get started, I’d like to give a quick moment to talk about today’s sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends

[@roseszalay2869]

Listen if I got paid? I'm down

[@kaylynmanis8747]

Or the surgery was free

[@tungabunga4107]

**BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**

[@ch3mdah]

Imagine walking into the ER to help a miserable old man with dementia just to advertise Raid lol

[@adilkhalifa8489]

imagine on hospital bed dying and whilst your breathing your last the doctor that can save your life comes in and says, " this surgery is sponsored by raid shadow legends"

[@envyivy6435]

At 0:01 I'm in tears, the sound effects got me

[@Apolcalyptic]

0:34 Company: "please advertise how fun the game is" Lily: *holds phone upside down* Company: "..."

[@lalalamooone]

fans give OTV presents. OTV gives you an ad to one of the most scummy addictive pay to win mobile game with shit game play. dont you loyal OTV fans love it ya cucks.

[@jamessoth1479]

danny anderson but also just skip the ad and enjoy the content because thats what we’re here for. They get money and we get content. Plus i think its a meme at this point to accept a raid shadow legend sponsor

[@brysonszy6306]

shh dont expose them they need to pay rent

[@michaelaquino2704]

@@lalalamooone If you're going to keep commenting this shit again and again just get the fuck out of here. Grow the fuck up. That's honestly just so sad, go out and make friends or something bud.

[@txffanyngo]

Lily: *struggling with box* Michael: *helps with box* Me:

[@MathStringInputOutpu]

White knighting to the max

[@nicko0904]

Michael: How dare you make my girlfriend feel weak, box

[@HailNeatoBurrito]

RIP AND TEAR

[@thaihoang5828]

Michael: bring the sword away Lily: wait, i wanna sleep with it Michael:....

[@applejuice6495]

Its an aaaawwnwwwoooaaaaa moment

[@Starach]

Michael knows a concerning amount about the range of plastic explosive.

[@X606]

Its a part of his next video

[@crystalkeeper1063]

Video spoilers

[@setonnguyen2016]

Bro C4 is no joke tho less than a pound can fuck a room and like 2-3 pounds can destroy a building with this being said I am really excited for Michael’s next video

[@Chase-up3do]

@@X606 Yo did people figure that out already? How and where?

[@vilhovainio132]

For nerds like micheal its just basic knowledge

[@carrotking2630]

Everyone: "OMG Raid Shadow legends!" Micheal: having a seizure

[@excess2345]

17:46 the look on his face is priceless

[@dzhren5358]

I mean the sword is longer than micheal if you know what i mean

[@hermesthegreek5247]

@@dzhren5358 Oh c'mon leave our crackhead midget alone

[@dimensioncyborg]

Lily: tries to carefully open box Michael: peace was never an option

[@katietirkes5762]

13:06 Wow the pain in that poor boy's eyes

[@CypherSings]

Katie Tirkes wether he answers no or yes hes gonna die either way 😂

[@ethereal4842]

3:57, I laughed so hard I felt my soul leaving my body

[@corvo1776]

17:46 when your gf wants to sleep with a sword and not you

[@oOPPHOo]

You marry her

[@にゃろ-p9j]

michael's probably like: BITCH IS MY SWORD NOT ENOUGH

[@AnnedolfFrankler911]

She's gonna get internal bleeding

[@anansi6344]

Just like guts 😥

[@meltice_official]

Lmao I fkn died when she said that.

[@joshuaclark9455]

0:02 Micheal is actually standing up.

[@litmodz4826]

Lmao

[@snak4799]

Lol

[@faithy908]

When michael gets the love letter, Lily: *pulls out her rifle from Christmas unboxing*

[@hmburgrnfrs829]

No actually, she sends her attack dog, Temmie after them.

[@bentomooseolini8756]

There is a reason why the M107 is an anti-material rifle

[@j.cbolfc]

Time stamp: 10:13

[@thelucksman6959]

16:10 Oh, a grenade! *instantly pulls the pin*

[@MonsterlyLemon]

They should fear the days where Michael stays up for two to three days at a time.

[@nana-cq9mn]

They called him the creator of suffering, the user of lightning, the breaker of legs (reference to camera video)

[@petermarsella6537]

@@nana-cq9mn they also called him short and a crackhead, but y'know

[@Liliwalkerk]

Don't worry, I do too.. Who knows what torture machine he will create

[@zmanrockz6358]

I like how Michael tries to reassure Toast by saying, “if it’s a plastic explosive, we’re all dead.”

[@jpthemoviemaker979]

1:24 PayPal: “You paid $1.50 USD to Uber Technologies, Inc.” xD

[@victorsalvador9226]

Lousy tipper 😂

[@infiniteaj8688]

"bOsS fIgHtS"

[@Aaron-he3oj]

The Uber Gift Card is an amazing gift in that case

[@grimmguitar2607]

Lily: cant open box Michael: *vaporizes box *

[@atticusbane3113]

12:04 - michael sees struggle, "I shall assert my male dominance on this box to assist"

[@aant429]

Just destroys the box

[@siegva4607]

He did it effortlessly

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

He Atomised it

[@bagster6499]

17:10 the way that michael thinks "oh its not that much" electricity makes me worried

[@nathallama]

Looks like you havent met Ryan Haywood

[@Silentguy_]

Those little shock toys are usually only 1-2kV. I can only imagine that Michael was licking power lines as a kid so not that surprising

[@eathanneal9031]

@@Silentguy_ Stfu lmao "Licking powerlines"

[@aarondichoso6557]

Lily: Its Raid: Shadow Legends Michael: *STARTS SEIZURING*

[@hayden4361]

Poki:"did you wanna sit here? " Lily: confronts her about sitting next to Micheal Michael: aggressively stabs the table

[@chloebrandt9339]

18:14 Michael: can you cut me free? Lily: it’s kinda cute

[@seamuswalker6879]

Kinky

[@therealme9397]

Maybe she put them to use that night

[@tancavan4543]

Pulls out a whip

[@sigil101]

Scarra: Put it somewhere so we don’t stab ourself Lily: No No, I want to sleep with it *Micheal confuse noise*

[@MorRochben]

12:04 Michael: this box has disrespected my waifu, prepare to die

[@xyfc6077]

Box: lily can’t open me Michael: and I took it personally.

[@blazinfear]

Lily: *Has trouble opening the box* Michael: “Here give it to me” *Obliterates box* That’s goals right there if I ever seen it.

[@insert6190]

“I need some strong bois to help me with the groceries”. *hears heavy footsteps*

[@bobbabscoobydoo7115]

Pulls out taser ....ZaaaPPPPPPPPP

[@Epicent2558]

Michael the one with most experience opening packages.

[@TPK_MAKG]

@@Epicent2558 flashback to letting twitter decorate his room

[@xarnic291]

the box was harassing his girlfriend

[@QPUNeptune]

10:47 imagine missing the target at a distance of 5cm

[@juicywater5954]

Tomato loser - micheal

[@twisty2598]

little caspian Tomato loser girl bad

[@zaym.4903]

That's Captain Sureshot in Regular Show.

[@thatguy763]

10:40 Lily: *Folds paper to the 8th dimension* Also Lily: *Misser her shot.*

[@jogiexd2905]

Also lily planning on dating michael 😂

[@hossam9053]

@@jogiexd2905 well not planning, they already are dating, yes this comment is 4 months old but they were dating since then

[@jogiexd2905]

@@hossam9053 That is correct. Although it was 4 months ago the video is one year old and at that time they weren’t that is why I said planning got it ?

[@jschlattsimp3010]

@@jogiexd2905 apparently they started dating on Valentine’s day and announced it on February 27 so they were already dating in this video