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[@elliotmarty9370]

Michael Reeves >doesn’t know what a condom is >knows the range of a plastic explosive

[@monkeymann4723]

Priorities First

[@MiniMan5450]

Elliot Marty why use condoms when you can just blow the lady up?

[@wailamnice]

@@MiniMan5450 what about the hands?

[@soy9438]

Dio Brando nice Kira reference

[@wailamnice]

@@soy9438 ah yes, a man of culture

[@jozie3372]

I like how Michael Reeves said "It's not that much" when he clicked the shock pen. Really shows what he's been up to.

[@samuelp7116]

I mean, he's right, I find those shock pens feel really nice.

[@returnedplague]

i like the feeling of shock pens😂the "pain" is kinda euphoric

[@Just_Dan44]

He's Thor

[@kadvidim6528]

@Tor Arne Johnsen it is though

[@ThonnyTheNot]

He’s going to make a taser pen at some point

[@RyderMK]

17:45 Lily talking about the sword: “I wanna sleep with this” Micheal: “ _what the hell did she just say?_ “

[@mehrius4904]

17:45 would be closer

[@imaynothaveabrain7570]

@@eliah7346 it’s like 2 seconds off

[@RyderMK]

It was so you could see the build up

[@SimF1e]

its funny how she almost pointed wrong and point beside it

[@jackwilson1775]

Micheal

[@RandomPerson-gn1qt]

Lily and poki: using the scissors to open the box. Michael: stabs the box once and then rips it open with his bare hands

[@spaghettboy2173]

S T R O N K

[@brain.exehasstopedrespondi9832]

Best way to open it

[@codygenereux8198]

built diff

[@d3vos_the_god]

The sigma grind

[@goon_ass1675]

12:07

[@baconmoo5851]

Pokimane: it’s weed Michael: hippity hoppity your drugs are my property

[@cyberdoggo7796]

Yooo this was perfect with 420 likes

[@fuxue2460]

BaconMOO we all know that those weed didnt go to the trash.

[@r3trobananas33]

They said it was shitty weed

[@botermossel]

NIGHTMARE BAD BAD CRACKHEAD

[@ilyassebenammi7921]

@@cyberdoggo7796 4.20K likes let's go

[@paul-4872]

I love how Michael is so used to being shocked the shock pens don’t hurt

[@kanuikugle]

Them tasers really worked

[@bbbunnyplayz8404]

I was literally looking for this comment because I had the same thought!

[@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902]

Because tasing people is fucking funny

[@shawty3557]

Shock pens don’t actually shock they just vibrate super fast

[@Bigcat33]

Bruh used to have one, after a while if shocking myself I went too a bar had people shock themselves then i would bet them a beer that I wouldn’t put it on my tongue

[@djsalad5752]

Scarra: Gets thoughtful gifts Lily: Gets depressing shit Poki: Gets advertisements Michael: Gets a box with a note saying “fuck you” Yvonne: Air conditioner

[@shanghainese7198]

Fed: gets kicked off and hated by the world

[@shanghainese7198]

@@gabeclemens1895 are you serious? What fed did is crazy. I can’t believe you’re trying to justify him. He was kicked of OTV. Also it wasn’t poki. It was Toast and the other guy who came forward with the situation. Then poki explained her part and what he did to her. You are sick for trying to justify how he took advantage of lily, POKIE, and Yvonne when they are vulnerable and assaulted them. That’s why lily is afraid of drinking now.

[@gabeclemens1895]

@@shanghainese7198 the fuck made it look like I was justifying him?? All I said was after he tried many times to keep things private poki kept pulling shit making things worse. And yeah what he did was terrible but at least he is taking charge of his actions and reflecting upon them by trying to make himself better. This shit shouldn’t have been public and should’ve been handled privately.

[@gabeclemens1895]

@@shanghainese7198 and maybe if you payed any attention as to why this shit even started you’d prolly have a better idea

[@gabeclemens1895]

@@shanghainese7198 like there is literal proof of poki leading him on but yeah I’m defending him by saying this shit should’ve stayed private

[@learizzo943]

As someone who's main language is spanish, hearing Lily scream "I took spanish in highschool!" and then proceed to say "I speak spanish" wrong is something i didnt know i needed.

[@Pengtropica]

Lmao I would’ve gotten that in like 6th grade spanish along with like everyone else and we started in 5th, it’s either she just forgot because she hasn’t spoken it in so long, or she was meming for the video, although the former would make a lot of sense since it was such a small mistake

[@learizzo943]

@@Pengtropica dude, i just thought it was funny, i probably wouldnt remember either

[@tangytim6699]

Did she say 'I speak I speak Spanish'

[@learizzo943]

@@tangytim6699 She did say *I speak spanish* , but she used the wrong form of speak, so its closer to *I speaks spanish* The correct way would be *Yo hablo español*. Habla is used when refering to another being speaking, not yourself. For example "He speaks" becomes *El habla* "She speaks" becomes *Ella habla* "I speak" becomes *Yo hablo*

[@tangytim6699]

@@learizzo943 gotcha

[@dimensioncyborg]

Lily: "I want to sleep with this" Michael: I've been replaced by a sword

[@wroogny]

Replaced? Sword beat him to it!

[@lemeoriy1185]

sigh we were so close boys

[@An_Is_My_Name]

time to check out that Mika girl’s Instagram

[@Serban20]

17:47

[@poooloooo]

Dimensioncyborg Michaels sword is too short thats why kidding

[@lilmeows6041]

Just look at how happy Scarra was when opening his special box, he is so precious. Please send him more stuff :)

[@rania5700]

His face when he realized it was for toast was so saddd

[@watermelon995]

😂😂😂

[@serenayu944]

Time stamp pls?

[@statictacos1138]

If I ever see any of the otv members in person I will scream "OMG YOU'RE SCARRA'S ROOMMATE ARENT YOU?!?"

[@percaIicious]

you mean fat?

[@mt7680]

Someone: *delivers a nuclear bomb* Micheal: Ooh! Parts!

[@VictorDoesThingsYT]

Hey guys today I'm gonna disassemble this bomb

[@artemis1935]

he would use it for parts though that’s the truth

[@cegspace5033]

17:46 HIS FACE I'M WHEEZING-

[@Bunny_babe07]

This was the comment I was looking for

[@serenayu944]

LOLLL

[@MrRedpanda2442]

But 32:46 omg

[@sidekic1109]

@@MrRedpanda2442 ??

[@stina8779]

@@kayleyulett5586 you good?

[@gruses6653]

Lily: Do you think she’s pretty? Michael: pretty is a relative term

[@AbeastintheEast783]

Sorry couldn’t like bc the likes were at 69

[@pranksterfuneralwamen6630]

Lmak

[@SpineCones]

@@AbeastintheEast783 Why do people do this?

[@WilliamFoldenaur]

*Alabama noises*

[@fezzyfox2778]

SpineCones because its the law

[@richard08292008]

4:08 micheal: *gets condoms* Poki: *points at both of them while laughing like a madman*

[@traze2963]

richard nick salazar viewers lookin out, respect

[@user-wk2vj5qt6y]

I know what poki meant...

[@yeeterson7564]

@@user-wk2vj5qt6y they're dating and they didnt know what condoms were

[@darktsokolati2216]

(4:25) Fed : Im out

[@richard08292008]

@@darktsokolati2216 fed is probably just gonna use it for his hand

[@ellaoliver949]

13:02 "what do you think Michael? Do you think she's pretty?" Toast, Lily repeated. Michael *panic smile*

[@Naomxix]

10:28 I like how the letter from the girl wrote "Michael is hella cute" and toast is like "Give it to Michael". Lily: *grabs letter and shoots with nerf gun* Lily: No he MiNe

[@archivist_13]

That was the real hella cute thing

[@hardcaselj111]

Was this before or after they started dating

[@Naomxix]

@@hardcaselj111 Before

[@SMTAdriMark]

@@Naomxix pretty sure this was after. It would be kinda weird if she did this before they were dating

[@danielmoriarty1101]

@@hardcaselj111 they started dating at dating game 1 so I'm pretty it was after.

[@hanachi300]

4:28 "Oh wait, These aren't extra large." I'm dead 💀

[@hanachi300]

@Ethan Choe that's my girl right there.

[@reality9483]

м α ı ш α ı ғ υ nah fam

[@actualgarbage8549]

@@hanachi300 *OUR* girl

[@CT--sh4xw]

Extra small? I'll take your entire stock!

[@TheBloodGod104]

Same

[@mediocreandworse59]

"I think Michael is cute, should I shoot my shot?" Lily: (readies nerf gun) No but I will

[@blank-eq8ct]

Love how she missed as well XD

[@4skin595]

Michael looking good with that beard...... Oh wait.

[@danw9602]

10:29

[@enzoversalli4380]

@@4skin595 What is that thing in his face? I also thought it was a beard

[@syntax5696]

@@enzoversalli4380 it's acne

[@cameronlewis2049]

Fed: ohh they sent us a grenade *Immediately pulls the pin and let's go*

[@DoomDemon01]

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT 😂😂

[@loginyes3745]

I mean he pretty much did that with his career

[@fionacoin5329]

@@loginyes3745 damn

[@naga_og]

Time stamp?

[@SerialElfYT]

@@loginyes3745 context?

[@rickysalias1594]

Lily could sell that card for so much money now

[@tylerschroeder7586]

Tru dat

[@cesarcepeda1265]

how much ??

[@finnstercycles6766]

Why. How much?

[@miguelroche2877]

It’s nearly 300 dollars I’m pretty sure

[@finnstercycles6766]

@@miguelroche2877 wow

[@saviyothomas511]

12:06 Lily: struggles MIcheal : disintegrates the box

[@dinovamaster858]

Destruction 100

[@aaronmott208]

With a completely neutral face too

[@justadudeee]

I mean did you see his arm?

[@misthreatybitch3942]

K

[@rhonenathaniellapas560]

LOL

[@user-wk2vj5qt6y]

15:07 Poki: it’s weed... All the boys at OtV: we serve the Soviet Union.

[@user-wk2vj5qt6y]

Yes papa Stalin.

[@-agrocupcake-1231]

joseph Stalin lenin was better

[@royj2657]

Edgy 12 year olds thinking stalin in cool.

[@littlewinge9368]

@@royj2657 Just because you're 13 doesn't mean you're better

[@royj2657]

Can't argue that, fair enough

[@Byeahman]

16:09 I love how the second Fed gets a grenade his first instinct is to pull the pin

[@capitalflail3344]

16:26 Lily accidentally ran into the cameraman

[@thelegacyshow4248]

Bruh

[@thisidiotagain7969]

Bruh

[@gachatumor8054]

Bruh

[@imunderyourbed9047]

Bruh

[@sens0r524]

Bruh

[@svgcolt9952]

16:09 “oh shit a grenade” Fed: Pulls the pin

[@echo_sinon-n4416]

What if it was real?

[@angelquiroga5917]

AHA I AM UR 1K LIKE UR WELCOME

[@Lych_]

That is a nerf grenade it shoots bullets so thats why he knew what it was and pulled it?

[@svgcolt9952]

Lmao 4 weeks and 1.1k like all for a nerf grenade

[@functional200]

allahuah snackbar

[@jjef8706]

12:03 Teacher: Any strong boys in this class that can help me out? The bois:

[@atree9284]

jjef The gay gals:

[@swagmeister0818]

@@atree9284 me:

[@hsandere5318]

@@atree9284 LOL, we're like: nuh uh, then when the teacher forces you, you say anything else to carry? In ur mind u wish them to say nothing lmfao

[@theweirdkidnextdoor219]

5:00

[@joey-yb4pk]

@@atree9284 ruined it

[@pizzatime7433]

17:48 Michael’s reaction is priceless

[@hunk1889]

"I wanna sleep with this" *instant shock on Michael's face*

[@ethansamuelson9005]

Lily: "I took Spanish in highschool" Also Lily: "Yo habla español"

[@obeyskrt2183]

Magemaster10 SpaMyuLsON this hurt my soul

[@ethansamuelson9005]

@@obeyskrt2183 as a Spanish student it hurt me too

[@easbyzep6994]

@@ethansamuelson9005 as a person who literally speaks spanish, bruh moment.

[@mehrawr3530]

As a person who understands Spanish and can somewhat speak it. I kinda don't see a problem. But I know what y'all mean.

[@bultenlol]

as a spanish who speaks person, this really felt.

[@tooethan8310]

Micheal: literally has tased people and himself multiple times. Also Micheal: Afraid of a toy shocking pen.

[@cnner1997]

Well even if you’ve shocked yourself multiple time you’re always gonna have that hesitation

[@gmreyes1631]

Lmao I read that wrong, I thought you said "tasted"

[@yousefhadi2332]

It’s worse when you know it’s coming.

[@lenamehere8896]

But he's immune.. 17:10 Michael says "Oh it's not that bad" 17:17 Cameraman tries and makes a pokemon sound

[@MickTheRus]

If I save enough money ill fucking send face treatment kit

[@owenphillips2569]

Everyone: Goes for the phone Michael Reeves: Has a literal stroke

[@danielcueto3118]

7:03 everyone: joking around Lily: heeey I actually need those

[@ScratoHerrscote]

13:45 I'm glad you liked my straw snorkeling turtle. Your reaction made my day :)

[@ginarabino2255]

Good for you bro

[@patrickdeegan1192]

That shit looks actually sick

[@Squilly4]

what did you use to make that? that was really impressive.

[@brainnowrk]

E🅱️IC.

[@stopit-stahbit2276]

Good job ๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑

[@twelve1738]

Everyone: Do you think she's pretty? Micheal: *stressed breathing*

[@MatheusVenti]

She must be reeeally pretty! lol

[@XRADU97]

timestamp??

[@twelve1738]

@@XRADU97 13:02 - 13:09

[@spencer4685]

it’s never good to be in that situation

[@bruuhblackboih8777]

I’m still courius how do she looks like?

[@hebijeebies3168]

Omfg Michael’s reaction emotionally scared me 17:46

[@thelucksman6959]

16:10 Oh, a grenade! *instantly pulls the pin*

[@bluecoastline44]

Lily: Do you think she's cute? Michael: haHa I'm in danger

[@jemi69]

Lily :Do you think she's Mccute? Michael :haHa I'm in Mcdanger how it should be🤣

[@kenneth_castillo]

She prefered to sleep with the sword tho

[@yagoovirus2751]

Anyone know her insta?

[@shakemybacon4897]

@@jemi69 McOhNo

[@jemi69]

@@shakemybacon4897 mCOhYEs

[@nickkk9076]

0:43 Proof Michael is a robot. He short circuited when the drink spilled on him. I really hope no one takes this seriously lol

[@austin2729]

No seriously, he’s a robot 🗿

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

He Is Tho

[@Slobzz]

He really is you idiot

[@nickkk9076]

@@Slobzz Oh that's real nice.

[@hood_6126]

He isnt idiot

[@carrotking2630]

Everyone: "OMG Raid Shadow legends!" Micheal: having a seizure

[@envyivy6435]

At 0:01 I'm in tears, the sound effects got me

[@generic_soda]

3:28 Michael: Why are all of mine Mafia cards? "You are Mafia" "You are Mafia" "You are Mafia" "You are _Short_ Mafia"

[@How_do_it_do]

wow this comment is so good you quoted something from the video instead of thinking of something original or funny

[@skelaboi01]

Toep3 Are you new to the KZbin comment section. People do this all the time

[@ppchannel2521]

@@How_do_it_do new youtube users be like:

[@How_do_it_do]

@@boredy573 i would if they actually contributed something to the comment section instead of say something EXACTLY as it is in the video like dude we watched the video and saying it again wont make it funnier

[@bigfat6797]

@@How_do_it_do wow that pfp is so good you copied everyone else instead of doing something original or funny

[@daanbreur]

Everyone: Clothes, Money Thankss Poki: N E R F G U N

[@neonblade8591]

Michael:plastic straws, and condoms

[@starplatinum3003]

Micheal:Shit and pickle rick

[@Libra623_]

@@starplatinum3003 Shittle Rick

[@jennasmith999]

Everyone else: gets love Poki: Its need or nothing

[@ethereal4842]

3:57, I laughed so hard I felt my soul leaving my body

[@kekoa7975]

4:08 Micheal: "they deserve to be on the kill list."

[@notsonata]

“Hey Mykull here’s what that Mika girl looks like” Lily: **getting ready to kill someone**

[@evolvingreflections5391]

justundead be honest lily already killed them

[@cactijesus1915]

*Cocks shotgun* Shooting their corpses again until no one recognises is still an option

[@rohudaboss4060]

I thought he showed Michael a picture of Lily and michael couldn't day she was hot because the camera didnt see it and he couldn't say no because it was actually lily.

[@ryern6350]

@@rohudaboss4060 that would be hella good of a prank

[@tudor7501]

Who is this Mika?

[@annabalazs3210]

Michael's face when Lily says she wants to sleep with the sword...

[@aloxoblack]

he's like: "WOW, i guess im sleeping on the couch"

[@alexbohatch3503]

Aloxo Black she doesn’t even have a bed

[@ragnacrossx4047]

@@alexbohatch3503 well a futon is a type of bed if i'm not mistaken

[@stiickycake]

@@alexbohatch3503 She does, she has a bunkbed above her new desk

[@AxolPiezz]

bee no she took it down

[@myacel.5175]

12:04 man michael ripped the guts of that box.

[@grimmguitar2607]

Lily: cant open box Michael: *vaporizes box *

[@SpiritedVT]

Fed: 'It's a grenade' *immediately pulls pin*

[@getclapped4627]

Fed would accatualy

[@fabyu4063]

That was a NERF Rival granade, Hasbro actually produces them a lot cause they are for Rival balls...

[@RepublicOfUs]

@@fabyu4063 "Hasbro produces them". False.

[@prometheus320]

12:06 Lily: *can’t open box Michael: *begins to go full beast on the box

[@Hades-ft4rw]

I feel like Micheal was just like YOU DARE MESS WITH LILY?!?!

[@hovbs4438]

He use cave man brain

[@kyberebellion980]

@@hovbs4438 for someone who could probably create a T-800 Terminator

[@panheaddragonwolfpaw]

The nonchalant look on his face as he did it made it even better.

[@brockwtrs]

He must do it for his woman's honor.

[@hayden4361]

Poki:"did you wanna sit here? " Lily: confronts her about sitting next to Micheal Michael: aggressively stabs the table

[@xyfc6077]

Box: lily can’t open me Michael: and I took it personally.

[@blackwidow2539]

“Holy shit, it’s a grenade *pulls pin*”

[@waleyboi06]

Me irl Holy shit its a gun looks down barrel and pulls trigger.......shit it wasent loaded

[@joeyz5305]

aAAAAaAAAaaAh moments later: AaAAAaaAaAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhHHhHh

[@waleyboi06]

@CareFreeSalmon267 16:05

[@aliyasiyun]

So smart *claps

[@solieeeee]

@@waleyboi06 o.o

[@smellfella3894]

Could you imagine if normal people’s jobs were sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends? Like a nurse goes in to perform surgery and she goes: before we get started, I’d like to give a quick moment to talk about today’s sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends

[@roseszalay2869]

Listen if I got paid? I'm down

[@kaylynmanis8747]

Or the surgery was free

[@tungabunga4107]

**BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**

[@ch3mdah]

Imagine walking into the ER to help a miserable old man with dementia just to advertise Raid lol

[@adilkhalifa8489]

imagine on hospital bed dying and whilst your breathing your last the doctor that can save your life comes in and says, " this surgery is sponsored by raid shadow legends"

[@mistahj4860]

5:36 Toast: What is the range on that? Michael: Like, the basement of the house. Toast: _Immediately heads for the first floor_

[@crimson9093]

16:09 "holy shit a grenade" *pulls pin*

[@BlurpGod]

16:54 its adorable how scarra handed it to lily idk y

[@d7lpz]

Just everything about that hand movement is adorable

[@rajat7342]

What is that thing???..help me out please.. I want to gift it to someone...

[@caplicoluv9096]

RaJaT i believe it’s just a jar with paper stars inside. there’s multiple tutorials on how to make them on yt :)

[@rajat7342]

@@caplicoluv9096 Oh really?!! And here I am trying to listen what lily says while reading the letter hoping maybe there's a name or something... She reads really fast😂 Thanks anyway!!!

[@D.Holliday112]

17:46 "I wanna sleep with this." THE LOOK ON MICHAEL'S FACE!!!!

[@PredatorH2O]

17:48

[@W0RTED]

@@PredatorH2O y'all compromise and use 17:47

[@D.Holliday112]

@@PredatorH2O I said 17:46 for context.

[@Ruination_station]

He looked so distraught

[@Supsun]

Tyler Griffin this man went from oh ok sure to wait what the fuck in under a second

[@veee.n134]

3:57 "Is that some type of glove?" LMAO 😂

[@0oo087]

15:18 why is no one talking about how all the guys simultaneously did the EXACT same noise (and how it sounded like squidward)

[@gabrielaolivares794]

Underrated moment

[@vYriese]

It's telepathy. We all have it.

[@tbush7316]

@@vYriese but only for squidward-like sounds

[@xeropulse5745]

I got to tbat point right as I read this comment. I was like "what I dont remember tha- ooooh" 😂

[@kelloggtheg4844]

Meeeeh XD

[@impaccttt2090]

Mykull gets a love letter Lily: Insta kill mode activated

[@zomboss9242]

Mykull gets proactin: *is this some sort of sick joke?+

[@pyology9280]

whats up with everyone calling michael *mykull*

[@maxypoopoo]

mykull?

[@ItzGlitch707]

MYKULL NANI

[@sh1r731]

@@pyology9280 who the fuck is michael

[@mooshisooshi1462]

18:07 should've kept him in those handcuffs for the harassment 😬

[@regentlouis3678]

OOOOOOF

[@uwuuwu8393]

yes but it was before that time so in conclusion shut up

[@luciano8273]

Lili : You two definitely dont get... Toast : :0 Fed : :(

[@Kirious]

Lily violently yet carefully folding and then no-mercy-ing that letter has me DEAD

[@siegpasta]

Why? That actually had me cringe. They act like Children >.>

[@GayPotatoCosplay]

@@siegpasta ur probably fun at parties lmao

[@jarlhenrik]

@@siegpasta to quote Poki and Michael at the christmas party(or was it halloween party?) "Are we 12?" "We're 12 year olds, but with money"

[@user-lr8sn4id9g]

segpasta then why you watching?

[@fcwittuxe2802]

@@siegpasta I kind of agree, but on the other hand, after what Albert has done, i am not blaming her for being overly protective or territorial.

[@swiftluxd1774]

13:04 Michael can feel lily stare into he’s soul u can see the terror in he’s eyes while she says “u think she is pretty?🙂” tbh lily does look scary like that 😂

[@Planktonpants]

I wonder who this Mika insta is

[@iammentallyinarelationship2860]

@@Planktonpants bruh same, i wanna be gae for herrr UAHSNDJHAHHAHAHAH

[@justatrashcan8188]

@@Planktonpants whats her instagram any way?

[@lfudhsmcivurhskcig]

@@justatrashcan8188 kinda sus

[@bingus181]

Lilly:no wait I wanna sleep with this Michael:*visible confusion*

[@smelly6137]

i’m recovering from a concussion and drug withdrawals - your videos are really helping me cope :) thank you

[@cub1c698]

17:46 Michaels reaction when lily said I want to sleep with this LOOOL

[@litmodz4826]

Michael :My time has come

[@4nne863]

He went like O-O

[@NoSubsWithContent]

The movement of his head lol

[@cub1c698]

@alexandru ciinaru that was a Jim Halpert reaction right there

[@chepa1767]

I guess the handle is a good shape

[@zzzValentine]

2:12 the face of a genius who’s IQ grows by the second when he realizes he can use his newly acquired plastic straws to drink his Coke.

[@the_corpseis_alive5969]

He initially forgot to take the cap off, he's smart but clearly not too smart

[@altwastaken3868]

@@the_corpseis_alive5969 r/whoosh

[@the_corpseis_alive5969]

@@altwastaken3868 makes sense

[@joshi7434]

@@altwastaken3868 what does that mean

[@Instinct0425]

@@joshi7434 it’s the sound of a joke going over someone’s head. But... it is WAYYY overused on KZbin. Every normie goes “r/whoosh” when the person they are “whooshing” made a joke in the first place.

[@razorblade6746]

13:03 Lily:"you think she's pretty??" **DEATH STARES!!!!!!**

[@MoistestSalt]

5:34 I like how Michael just randomly knows the blast radius of plastic explosives

[@allie4867]

12:57 Toast: "Do you think she's pretty" Lily: "Yeah do you think she's pretty?" Michael: *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@Jamplays592]

he's literally the personification of chaotic

[@nogamingz2785]

Ah Toast with the evil plan

[@getclapped4627]

F IN THE CHAT BOIS PRAY MICHAEL

[@eathanneal9031]

@@Jamplays592 Michael?

[@ilo3456]

Toast should fear the taser master

[@Starach]

Michael knows a concerning amount about the range of plastic explosive.

[@X606]

Its a part of his next video

[@crystalkeeper1063]

Video spoilers

[@setonnguyen2016]

Bro C4 is no joke tho less than a pound can fuck a room and like 2-3 pounds can destroy a building with this being said I am really excited for Michael’s next video

[@Chase-up3do]

@@X606 Yo did people figure that out already? How and where?

[@vilhovainio132]

For nerds like micheal its just basic knowledge

[@meandcharadreemurr7121]

12:35 the blindfold that Michael got is also the same blindfold they used in "the great escape" (Korean TV show)

[@cbjgirl23]

"A denim jacket!" Toast, honey that's a shirt

[@valdaspovilaitis410]

17:46 That face michael made

[@Virtualmess32]

The best part is he was about to say ok before it hit him how crazy that sounds

[@lm-ml]

Now he can’t scare lily at night

[@parkerb929]

@@yoopiann213 u rly just stole a comment that was right under this one...............

[@yoopiann213]

@@parkerb929 oh sorry I’ll delete it then if it makes you feel better

[@onicryo8851]

Lili: *has trouble opening box* Micheal: *deconstructs molecular structure of box*

[@Rxid006]

Micheal: *erases very concept of the box*

[@besttuberz7014]

Boom reduced to atoms

[@kkat069]

god that moment was the best XDD i dieddd

[@mindlessrowman]

L i l y and M i c h a e l

[@bored9365]

“What’d you do to the box?” *r e d u c e d i t t o a t o m s*

[@DemarcusCousins_III]

1:44 you can see michael in the background practising his new turtle killing technique

[@divinebaycon2842]

Lol

[@alexandrachichester7145]

not me going back and seeing fed after all the stuff that happend

[@meggiemeee]

Already thought he felt creepy before that mess happened... Glad he's out

[@Shiftzy042]

@@meggiemeee yeah I never saw any vids about him but he gave me a bad feeling, I feel so bad for the others

[@uwuuwu8393]

cry about it, he was content

[@jadenshilongkungfuhoyea4541]

Box: frustrates lily* Micheal: I SEE YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

[@meowz1894]

big black boy that part killed me, just the sight of all the filling exploding out like a piñata

[@kylegersava9506]

12:04

[@superintendentchalmers2246]

He eviscerated that box like they eviscerated my little brothers corpse to determine his cause of death

[@bingbong9452]

Mykul*

[@mackymac940]

12:04 Box won’t open: Michael: So you have chosen death?

[@MapacheC]

"I just kill the box that wasn't opening to my girlfriend"

[@markithh]

Makey Mac underrated comment🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelwang415]

“That’s a lot of balls” -Lily

[@meme_lord_martin2518]

This was my first otv vid that i ever watched and im glad it was

[@KingsBard]

*Box gives Lily trouble* Michael: "So you have chosen death"

[@zerozeras4723]

Michael: So today I have built a machine that tazes boxes until they open

[@bt9246]

1:55 replace the scissors with tasers. a true duo

[@talileonard2553]

b t yesssso

[@miawhittleworth3840]

17:46 Michele : goes to put sword away Lily: wait no I want to sleep with it Miykull: wtfff

[@laurilauri4678]

Michael's laugh in 8:19 was so funny when he got the straw package

[@belindarees]

18:17 Can we talk about Micheal and Lily over in the corner quietly murmurming to each other other the handcuff zip tie things...

[@theemolikesideproject9613]

Kinky?

[@squidwardo7769]

r/hmmm

[@hummuseater44]

Stop talking.

[@belindarees]

@@hummuseater44 👍

[@josstooley6111]

AustralianMicrowave Michael was probably asking lily to cut them off him

[@jenniferrattana7424]

"I think Michael Reeves is cute, should I shoot my shot?" Lily: *RAGE*

[@jacobmerritt339]

When?

[@chickfalley4205]

@@jacobmerritt339 10:28-10:52

[@alfluomala2887]

Bullu

[@thebaneofhumanity.]

I mean she should at least think that her boyfriend is attractive, not ugly, and she’s the one who has him in the first place

[@trashmouthcharley]

i love how she didn't destroy fans letter, just folded and shot with a nerf. She is so respertful even when jokingly enraged

[@yazank123kahla8]

Poki: it’s weed Fed: looking over 😂

[@Bruuhaps]

17:48 Michael looks so concerned

[@MrSpoonhands]

Lilly at 17:45, "Michael no,no,no I wanna sleep with this." Michael: SUPER SURPRISED LOOK

[@dylantaslim7806]

It's the look of jealousy

[@MrSpoonhands]

@@dylantaslim7806 jealousy or Admiration?

[@Aaronleoxy]

Pogchamp

[@dylantaslim7806]

@@Aaronleoxy you win.

[@KhangNguyen-vp5ry]

Dark repulsior ???????

[@DemonJettVODS]

1:23 my favorite part is when the person showing off the game has a pay pal notification

[@maruftim]

yeah lol

[@honglulimbuscompany]

Guess somebody used a uber

[@cannoncorn8557]

maruftim I just started looking through the comments to see if anybody noticed this too lol The best thing about this is that this wax raids footage they sent to offline tv, so someone at raid was using Uber lmao

[@violet-nightmare2122]

17:37 I have the same sword hanging up in my room!!!😁😍😍

[@imstillmadii]

Lily: I got a book that says 'How To Stop Feeling Like Shit' 12:37

[@aerzyt3053]

13:05 Mykull: laughs to Hides nervousness Lily: "Say shes pretty and i'll end you" kind of look 😂

[@24Ippo]

get out of there soldier it's a trap!!

[@AW-hs7iv]

You spelled micheal wrong

[@TheBestGrapefruitGuy]

"Mykull"

[@hsmacaraig]

AW9 You spelled Michael wrong.

[@Whitehawk-]

AW9 I think this is a pretty appropriate time for an r/woooosh

[@not_dashstar]

8:40 Fed has gone through 10 different emotions drinking that ketchup.

[@Chalk....]

meowter space mmmm ha he hmmm me he ugh her hmmmm

[@sirdoofus1550]

It was 5

[@filtz1893]

Mile Tomi Ok sherlock.

[@javemascarinas7496]

@@sirdoofus1550 its a joke dude

[@blackandalittleyellow]

Scarra being so happy for one gift made my entire day 😍🥰

[@mjjustmj1009]

watching these unboxings makes it look like they are 3 year olds on christmas and i love it, no hate here, only love ✨✨